**A Five-Day Odyssey: Tempering Chocolate to Perfection**
The pursuit of the perfect homemade Kit Kat is a noble quest, one that requires patience, dedication, and a willingness to experiment. For our intrepid chocolatier, this journey began with a snap shiny finish on a batch of chocolate bars. "I think it looks shinier than yesterday," they noted, "I definitely tempered this chocolate because it is setting." And indeed, the finished product was a testament to their hard work and attention to detail.
However, as the chocolatier delved deeper into the process, they encountered several setbacks. The first batch failed to set properly in the mold, with one wafer strip falling apart like a fragile leaf. "I'm extremely relieved that they came out of the mold," our hero noted, "but I'm still gonna cut into it." The resulting wafers were uneven and lacked the crisp texture that Kit Kats are famous for.
Undeterred, our chocolatier attempted to revive their creations by tempering more chocolate. This time, however, they encountered a new challenge: the chocolate was too coarse. "My seed chocolate was too coarse," they admitted, "so I'm going to put this in the food processor to grind it up pretty fine." With the help of a trusty food processor, they managed to create a smooth and even texture.
As they progressed through the process, our chocolatier began to refine their technique. They experimented with different temperatures and techniques, including using a torch to melt off excess chocolate from the wafer edges. "This is set," they noted, "and that is a thick layer of chocolate." With each passing day, their creations grew more confident and assured.
Finally, after five long days, our chocolatier was ready to take on the final challenge: crafting the iconic Kit Kat snap. Using a propane torch to heat up a thin-bladed knife, they carefully sliced through their wafers, separating them into crisp and snappy bars. "Oh look at that just tell me that I did it," they exclaimed, their eyes shining with triumph.
And then, the moment of truth: the taste test. Our chocolatier assembled their first homemade Kit Kat and took a tentative bite. The result was a symphony of flavors and textures, with each component working in harmony to create something truly special. "It's definitely not as sweet," they noted, "but other than that I think you did a great job." And indeed, the finished product was a testament to their hard work and dedication.
**The Recipe: A Guide to Making Homemade Kit Kats**
So how do you make these delicious treats at home? The recipe begins with a simple mixture of cake flour, cornstarch, powdered sugar, baking powder, and kosher salt. In a food processor, stream in half cup of melted cooled unsalted butter, three-quarter cup water, and two teaspoons vanilla extract until smooth. Cook the batter in batches in a greased waffle cone iron, then trim to the width of your chocolate molds.
Bake the wafers in a 300-degree oven until crisp, crush wafer trimmings, and pass through a sieve to find crumbs with melted dark chocolate and stir in a generous pinch of salt. Spread filling in a thin layer over rectangular wafers, layering in stacks of three, wrap stacks tightly in plastic, place between two baking sheets, and weigh down with cans to flatten.
Chill until the filling is set, then slice crosswise into seven millimeter wide strips. Chill again, lightly spray chocolate molds with non-stick cooking spray, and temper chocolate by melting 12 ounces milk chocolate over a double boiler until smooth and temperature reaches 110 fahrenheit.
Add 3 ounces finely chopped milk chocolate and stir just to incorporate, let's sit three minutes, then stir without incorporating air until chocolate is smooth and registers 86 fahrenheit. Do parchment strip test, transfer temper chocolate to a piping bag, and sniff an opening pipe chocolate into three molds at a time.
Then, place two wafer strips side by side in each mold, chill until chocolate is set, invert molds and tap out onto surface, use a propane torch to heat a thin-bladed knife, slice chocolates in half lengthwise to separate wafers, chill again until set, and lightly spray with non-stick cooking spray.
Fill three millimeters deep with more tempered milk chocolate, set chocolates into pan side by side, chill again until set, remove from mold, trim with a hot knife, and separate into groups of four. And that's it – your very own homemade Kit Kats, made with love and care, one wafer at a time.