The Next Best Selling Phone: A Review of the iPhone 11

and gentlemen you're looking at the next best selling phone the iPhone 11 ships with an a 13 Bionic processor and GPU comes with dual cameras a 12 megapixel wide camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera it looks like the rest of the new iPhones this year and this is the best part honey are you ready Apple surprised the out of everybody and priced this at $699 dollars that's less than the iPhone 10 our debuted last year of Ecology I don't know about you but this looks a lot to me like some compromise they are gonna sell the balls off this phone but also an another plot twist they did not discontinue the iPhone 8 and they did not discontinue the iPhone 10 R even though I thought they would the iPhone 10 R now costs $599 the iPhone 8 for $49 this is a clear and deliberate attempt to gain people gain new customers that don't have an iPhone yet more people on the iPhone more people buying Apple services and class what has churn been telling you about the market say it with me the answer to declining smartphone sales is not innovation its compromise last up let's talk about iPhone 11 pro and iPhone 11 pro Macs which are the worst names yes these are ugly too but they're professionally ugly so you got a 5.8 inch iPhone 11 Pro and a 6.5 inch 11 iPhone 11 Pro Max is that how you say it according to Tim Cook this iPhone 11 Pro is designed for customers who want the most sophisticated technology so in other words if you ain't poor people don't even bother with the iPhone 11 get the pro one because you are sophisticated it has a brand new matte finish on the back comes in space grey silver gold and baby poop green got a brand new OLED panel inside which is 15 percent more energy efficient it even comes with a super fancy name like Super Retina XD our display the iPhone Pro also ships with the a13 Bionic chip and the 11pro maxi pad will get up to 5 hours better battery life than the iPhone 10's maxi pad and then you got this freaky looking thing this 3 camera system it features a 12 megapixel wide camera a 12 megapixel telephoto camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera and they really gave some photography love during this event which I can appreciate they didn't just water it down for the normies per usual they spoke in photography terms and it was actually kind of refreshing you know because now you're a pro you sophisticated baby

The iPhone Pro Camera System: A Refreshing Surprise

The front-facing camera is also getting an upgrade as a 12 megapixel sensor and can shoot in 4k oh but that's not all the front-facing camera now shoots slow-motion videos oh joy so slow fees now wide when they were like hey slow motion on your front-facing camera yeah I was like different all-in-all specifically the camera array even though it's ugly it's fairly impressive but that's just the hardware it gets more interesting they showed off a brand new feature called deep fusion that will be available down the line effectively it shoots a series of 9 images that's for short images for secondary images and one long exposure and I guess that happens before you even press the shutter button it then goes right ahead and uses machine learning to combine those images and give you one single processed final image and Apple promises that it adds detail and less noise and it'll be amazing Phil Schiller called it computational photography mad science reminder this doesn't ship with the phone this is a software feature that comes later this fall pre-orders for everything are starting on Friday September 13th at 8:00 M that's Eastern Standard Time

The iPhone Pro Pricing: A Compromise to Sell More Phones

the iPhone 11 pro at base model of 64 gigabytes will start at $999 dollars thought they were gonna go up with the price there they didn't they stuck they stuck the landing $999 iPhone 11 pro 64 gigabyte base model I I'm not thrilled with that I would rather the base model be 128 and then the iPhone 11 pro max will start at $1,099 all in all if you're disappointed with this event I I don't know what to tell you this is exactly what the market needs I was completely shocked surprised that Apple went to compromise route I'm shocked at they of all companies did that but that is exactly what the market needs listen I know apples not the first company to offer more affordable things I don't wanna say cheap things but more affordable things but not the first but when they do it the market listens and adopts it and adapts and that's what the important thing is when Apple does these things it matters and can change the rest of the market

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwe interrupt your regularly scheduled nothing to bring you this special news bulletin I'm standing outside the Apple thingy live of course and in a shocking turn of events this Justin Apple it's finally getting their shot together what daily tech news in a way that doesn't suck of course you do that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss the next episode yo what's going on guys welcome back to front page tech of course show that gives you all the latest tech news from one geek that is me to another that is you happy Tuesday happy Apple event day speaking of that thing whoo what a frakkin day huh we sat through the Apple event so you didn't have to we'll give you the whole rundown of the event or the things that we think are most important I'll tell you what I think but ladies and gentlemen we have been saying it for a while if you are part of the FPT cult the toilet squad today is our day today we freaking win what have we been trying to say over and over and over again on this show the market does not need innovation right now it needs compromise and in a crazy plot twist who knew that Apple would listen to us the real star of the show today was not products it was prices let's talk about it okay so first thing today after the good-morning thing and then went on to say that they were actually going to skip the updates this morning that they had a jam-packed morning so many big announcements that they had to skip all the updates that they usually do you know the data esta test exhale great the iPhones doing that sort of stuff don't worry Tim I would skip those updates too if my iPhone sales were declining we skipped the updates and jumped right into Apple arcade stuff and no oh boy I'm I'm real glad we skipped the updates too to watch this no seriously for minutes we watched nerds on stage at the Apple event played games in front of well over a million people watching the keynote live on YouTube I'm pretty sure that makes Apple the largest gaming live streamer today if you're interested in Apple arcade it's finally coming on September 19th in the for the whole thing is $4.99 a month for the family was nothing spectin that totally great surprise from Apple okay next up Apple TV plus yay so they showed off a new trailer for their show see I think it's called and that's fine like they're originals look okay but they don't have a lot of them which is gonna make it extremely hard for Apple to compete with literally any other streaming service when Apple launched Apple music they were able to do that successfully because number one they matched their competitors in terms of the large catalog of music and number two they were able to offer a native experience you bought an iPhone and Apple music was already on it with Apple TV plus they have the benefit of the native thing but they aren't even close like not even a fraction of the way there in terms of a catalog so expectations were Apple's gonna launch this handful of shows and make you pay $10 a month for it which would be nuts but in another plot twist the price isn't ten dollars a month it's $4.99 a month Apple their original streaming service $4.99 a month and it gets better they're actually going to include a year-long subscription to Apple TV plus for free if you buy a new Apple product like an iPad iPhone laptop desktop yes please I mean it was clear that Apple knew exactly what they were doing and they announced those prices with confidence today something that you usually don't see and this really just set the stage per se for the rest of the event like I was live-tweeting during this event by the way link to my Twitter down below if you want to follow me and someone said that they were disappointed so far and I was like but how deFrank are you that way how are you disappointed the event just started and literally the foreplay was Apple arcade and Apple TV plus being priced at $4.99 a month next up we got a brand new upgraded seventh gen iPad so this is the follow-up to the usual like budget entry-level iPad started laughing immediately because they were like this is the new iPad and actually looked the same that was they could have showed us the six generation iPad and no one would have known a thing and they were real proud of saying it's made of 100% recycled aluminum it really looked like recycled aluminum just meant the iPads from last year that we didn't sell recycled so the sixth generation iPad had a nine point seven inch display this new one the seventh gen has a ten point two inch display that's the size of my dick I am kidding my dick is nowhere close to ten inches which it was though it comes with an 8 n Bionic processor cool and it also has a smart connector which is very welcome this time around so you can attach smart keyboards and shrimp okay now let's talk about the watch brand new Apple watch Apple watch series 5 it comes with a compass built-in compass you know for that one time you get lost in the wilderness and all you have is your Apple watch good for you you got that compass hopefully you find your way home in time because that batteries gonna be dead real quick-like it also has an always-on display oh my god Apple watch Series five always on always watch cause 399 is it's okay there you go now let's get to the real meat and sweet taters what I'm sorry I didn't get much sleep much sleep its Apple event day and I've taken a lot of cold medicine so the train is falling off the tracks real quick the follow-up to the iPhone 10 are they have dropped the our branding just like we told them they should do and now it's just a new normal iPhone 11 so this how it doesn't look like the budget model it just looks like the iPhone this year this is the new one iPhone 11 it has a 6.1 inch LCD which if any of you are gonna be like LCD shut the frak up you're gonna choke on your mountain do you nerd the iPhone 10 are with an LCD display was the number one best-selling phone individual model last year this year whatever year were in so yes ladies and gentlemen you're looking at the next best selling phone the iPhone 11 ships with an a 13 Bionic processor and GPU comes with dual cameras a 12 megapixel wide camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera it looks like the rest of the new iPhones this year and this is the best part honey are you ready Apple surprised the out of everybody and priced this at $6.99 699 dollars that's less than the iPhone 10 our debuted last year of Ecology I don't know about you but this looks a lot to me like some compromise they are gonna sell the balls off this phone but also an another plot twist they did not discontinue the iPhone 8 and they did not discontinue the iPhone 10 R even though I thought they would the iPhone 10 R now costs $5.99 the iPhone 8 for 49 this is a clear and deliberate attempt to gain people gain new customers that don't have an iPhone yet more people on the iPhone more people buying Apple services and class what has churn been telling you about the market say it with me the answer to declining smartphone sales is not innovation it's compromise last up let's talk about iPhone 11 pro and iPhone 11 pro Mac's which are the worst names yes these are ugly too but they're professionally ugly so you got a 5.8 inch iPhone 11 Pro and a 6.5 inch 11 iPhone iPhone 11 Pro max is that how you say it and according to Tim Cook this iPhone 11 Pro is designed for customers who want the most sophisticated technology so in other words if you ain't poor people don't even bother with the iPhone 11 get the pro one because you are sophisticated it has a brand new matte finish on the back comes in space grey silver gold and like baby puke diarrhea poopy pants green got a brand new OLED panel inside which is 15 percent more energy efficient it even comes with a super fancy name like super retina xD our display the iPhone pro also ships with the a13 Bionic chip and the 11pro maxi pad will get up to 5 hours better battery life than the iPhone 10's maxi pad and then you got this freaky looking thing this 3 camera system it features a 12 megapixel wide camera a 12 megapixel telephoto camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera and they really gave some photography love during this event which I can appreciate they didn't just water it down for the normies per usual they spoke in photography terms and it was actually kind of refreshing you know because now you're a pro you sophisticated baby the front-facing camera is also getting an upgrade as a 12 megapixel sensor and can shoot in 4k oh but that's not all the front-facing camera now shoots slow-motion videos oh joy so slow fees now wide when they were like hey slow motion on your front-facing camera yeah I was like different all-in-all specifically the camera array even though it's ugly it's fairly impressive but that's just the hardware it gets more interesting they showed off a brand new feature called deep fusion that will be available down the line effectively it shoots a series of 9 images that's for short images for secondary images and one long exposure and I guess that happens before you even press the shutter button it then goes right ahead and uses machine learning to combine those images and give you one single processed final image and Apple promises that it adds detail and less noise and it'll be amazing Phil Schiller called it computational photography mad science reminder this doesn't ship with the phone this is a software feature that comes later this fall pre-orders for everything are starting on Friday September 13th at 8:00 M that's Eastern Standard Time the iPhone 11 pro at base model of 64 gigabytes will start at 999 dollars thought they were gonna go up with the price there they didn't they stuck they stuck the landing $999 iPhone 11 pro 64 gigabyte base model I I'm not thrilled with that I would rather the base model be 128 and then the iPhone 11 pro max will start at $1,099 all in all if you're disappointed with this event I I don't know what to tell you this is exactly what the market needs I was completely shocked surprised that Apple went to compromise route I'm shocked at they of all companies did that but that is exactly what the market needs listen I know apples not the first company to offer more affordable thing I don't wanna say cheap things but more affordable things but not the first but when they do it the market listens and adopts it and adapts and that's what the important thing is when Apple does these things it matters and can change the rest of the market ladies and gentlemen FPT called toilet squad we won today compromise over innovationwe interrupt your regularly scheduled nothing to bring you this special news bulletin I'm standing outside the Apple thingy live of course and in a shocking turn of events this Justin Apple it's finally getting their shot together what daily tech news in a way that doesn't suck of course you do that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you don't miss the next episode yo what's going on guys welcome back to front page tech of course show that gives you all the latest tech news from one geek that is me to another that is you happy Tuesday happy Apple event day speaking of that thing whoo what a frakkin day huh we sat through the Apple event so you didn't have to we'll give you the whole rundown of the event or the things that we think are most important I'll tell you what I think but ladies and gentlemen we have been saying it for a while if you are part of the FPT cult the toilet squad today is our day today we freaking win what have we been trying to say over and over and over again on this show the market does not need innovation right now it needs compromise and in a crazy plot twist who knew that Apple would listen to us the real star of the show today was not products it was prices let's talk about it okay so first thing today after the good-morning thing and then went on to say that they were actually going to skip the updates this morning that they had a jam-packed morning so many big announcements that they had to skip all the updates that they usually do you know the data esta test exhale great the iPhones doing that sort of stuff don't worry Tim I would skip those updates too if my iPhone sales were declining we skipped the updates and jumped right into Apple arcade stuff and no oh boy I'm I'm real glad we skipped the updates too to watch this no seriously for minutes we watched nerds on stage at the Apple event played games in front of well over a million people watching the keynote live on YouTube I'm pretty sure that makes Apple the largest gaming live streamer today if you're interested in Apple arcade it's finally coming on September 19th in the for the whole thing is $4.99 a month for the family was nothing spectin that totally great surprise from Apple okay next up Apple TV plus yay so they showed off a new trailer for their show see I think it's called and that's fine like they're originals look okay but they don't have a lot of them which is gonna make it extremely hard for Apple to compete with literally any other streaming service when Apple launched Apple music they were able to do that successfully because number one they matched their competitors in terms of the large catalog of music and number two they were able to offer a native experience you bought an iPhone and Apple music was already on it with Apple TV plus they have the benefit of the native thing but they aren't even close like not even a fraction of the way there in terms of a catalog so expectations were Apple's gonna launch this handful of shows and make you pay $10 a month for it which would be nuts but in another plot twist the price isn't ten dollars a month it's $4.99 a month Apple their original streaming service $4.99 a month and it gets better they're actually going to include a year-long subscription to Apple TV plus for free if you buy a new Apple product like an iPad iPhone laptop desktop yes please I mean it was clear that Apple knew exactly what they were doing and they announced those prices with confidence today something that you usually don't see and this really just set the stage per se for the rest of the event like I was live-tweeting during this event by the way link to my Twitter down below if you want to follow me and someone said that they were disappointed so far and I was like but how deFrank are you that way how are you disappointed the event just started and literally the foreplay was Apple arcade and Apple TV plus being priced at $4.99 a month next up we got a brand new upgraded seventh gen iPad so this is the follow-up to the usual like budget entry-level iPad started laughing immediately because they were like this is the new iPad and actually looked the same that was they could have showed us the six generation iPad and no one would have known a thing and they were real proud of saying it's made of 100% recycled aluminum it really looked like recycled aluminum just meant the iPads from last year that we didn't sell recycled so the sixth generation iPad had a nine point seven inch display this new one the seventh gen has a ten point two inch display that's the size of my dick I am kidding my dick is nowhere close to ten inches which it was though it comes with an 8 n Bionic processor cool and it also has a smart connector which is very welcome this time around so you can attach smart keyboards and shrimp okay now let's talk about the watch brand new Apple watch Apple watch series 5 it comes with a compass built-in compass you know for that one time you get lost in the wilderness and all you have is your Apple watch good for you you got that compass hopefully you find your way home in time because that batteries gonna be dead real quick-like it also has an always-on display oh my god Apple watch Series five always on always watch cause 399 is it's okay there you go now let's get to the real meat and sweet taters what I'm sorry I didn't get much sleep much sleep its Apple event day and I've taken a lot of cold medicine so the train is falling off the tracks real quick the follow-up to the iPhone 10 are they have dropped the our branding just like we told them they should do and now it's just a new normal iPhone 11 so this how it doesn't look like the budget model it just looks like the iPhone this year this is the new one iPhone 11 it has a 6.1 inch LCD which if any of you are gonna be like LCD shut the frak up you're gonna choke on your mountain do you nerd the iPhone 10 are with an LCD display was the number one best-selling phone individual model last year this year whatever year were in so yes ladies and gentlemen you're looking at the next best selling phone the iPhone 11 ships with an a 13 Bionic processor and GPU comes with dual cameras a 12 megapixel wide camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera it looks like the rest of the new iPhones this year and this is the best part honey are you ready Apple surprised the out of everybody and priced this at $6.99 699 dollars that's less than the iPhone 10 our debuted last year of Ecology I don't know about you but this looks a lot to me like some compromise they are gonna sell the balls off this phone but also an another plot twist they did not discontinue the iPhone 8 and they did not discontinue the iPhone 10 R even though I thought they would the iPhone 10 R now costs $5.99 the iPhone 8 for 49 this is a clear and deliberate attempt to gain people gain new customers that don't have an iPhone yet more people on the iPhone more people buying Apple services and class what has churn been telling you about the market say it with me the answer to declining smartphone sales is not innovation it's compromise last up let's talk about iPhone 11 pro and iPhone 11 pro Mac's which are the worst names yes these are ugly too but they're professionally ugly so you got a 5.8 inch iPhone 11 Pro and a 6.5 inch 11 iPhone iPhone 11 Pro max is that how you say it and according to Tim Cook this iPhone 11 Pro is designed for customers who want the most sophisticated technology so in other words if you ain't poor people don't even bother with the iPhone 11 get the pro one because you are sophisticated it has a brand new matte finish on the back comes in space grey silver gold and like baby puke diarrhea poopy pants green got a brand new OLED panel inside which is 15 percent more energy efficient it even comes with a super fancy name like super retina xD our display the iPhone pro also ships with the a13 Bionic chip and the 11pro maxi pad will get up to 5 hours better battery life than the iPhone 10's maxi pad and then you got this freaky looking thing this 3 camera system it features a 12 megapixel wide camera a 12 megapixel telephoto camera and a 12 megapixel ultra wide camera and they really gave some photography love during this event which I can appreciate they didn't just water it down for the normies per usual they spoke in photography terms and it was actually kind of refreshing you know because now you're a pro you sophisticated baby the front-facing camera is also getting an upgrade as a 12 megapixel sensor and can shoot in 4k oh but that's not all the front-facing camera now shoots slow-motion videos oh joy so slow fees now wide when they were like hey slow motion on your front-facing camera yeah I was like different all-in-all specifically the camera array even though it's ugly it's fairly impressive but that's just the hardware it gets more interesting they showed off a brand new feature called deep fusion that will be available down the line effectively it shoots a series of 9 images that's for short images for secondary images and one long exposure and I guess that happens before you even press the shutter button it then goes right ahead and uses machine learning to combine those images and give you one single processed final image and Apple promises that it adds detail and less noise and it'll be amazing Phil Schiller called it computational photography mad science reminder this doesn't ship with the phone this is a software feature that comes later this fall pre-orders for everything are starting on Friday September 13th at 8:00 M that's Eastern Standard Time the iPhone 11 pro at base model of 64 gigabytes will start at 999 dollars thought they were gonna go up with the price there they didn't they stuck they stuck the landing $999 iPhone 11 pro 64 gigabyte base model I I'm not thrilled with that I would rather the base model be 128 and then the iPhone 11 pro max will start at $1,099 all in all if you're disappointed with this event I I don't know what to tell you this is exactly what the market needs I was completely shocked surprised that Apple went to compromise route I'm shocked at they of all companies did that but that is exactly what the market needs listen I know apples not the first company to offer more affordable thing I don't wanna say cheap things but more affordable things but not the first but when they do it the market listens and adopts it and adapts and that's what the important thing is when Apple does these things it matters and can change the rest of the market ladies and gentlemen FPT called toilet squad we won today compromise over innovation\n"