The Great Pee-pee Incident: A Cautionary Tale of Intergalactic Proportions

It all started with a simple question: "You wanna Peeper?" The response was met with a nervous stuttering, culminating in a loud "BOOORRR!" followed by a beep-beep countdown. But what began as a harmless inquiry soon took a turn for the absurd. A Pee-pee, it seemed, had fallen into pieces, leading to a series of events that would leave even the most seasoned space traveler aghast.

As our intrepid hero struggled to comprehend the situation, they discovered that the Pee-pee was, in fact, an alien vent. "What's that?" they asked, their voice laced with confusion and concern. The answer, much like the vent itself, remained shrouded in mystery. "That's right, it's... That's what's leading to the Sea Emperor's chambers," our hero stammered, as if speaking aloud a mantra of dread.

But fear not, dear reader, for this was merely the beginning of an intergalactic adventure that would push our hero to the very limits of sanity and endurance. As they set about navigating the treacherous waters of alien technology, they encountered a motley crew of characters, each with their own unique quirks and eccentricities. There was Karen, whose "calorie intake recommended" became an awkward refrain throughout the ordeal; Bubblegum, whose arrival marked a turning point in the story; and BumbleButt, whose... well, that's a story for another time.

As our hero careened from one absurd situation to the next, they began to realize that this was no ordinary space mission. It was a test of their wits, their courage, and their very sanity. "I'm out," they declared at one point, only to be met with an unexpected response: "Psshhaaahhh! Horrible!" The ebb and flow of this strange adventure continued unabated, with our hero stumbling from one ridiculous encounter to the next.

Throughout it all, a theme began to emerge. This was not just a story about space travel or alien encounters; it was a journey into the very heart of absurdity itself. Our hero found themselves careening through a world of surreal landscapes and bizarre characters, each more outlandish than the last. And yet, despite the chaos that surrounded them, they persevered, driven by a determination to navigate this strange new world and emerge victorious.

As the adventure drew to a close, our hero stood at the threshold of a brand-new creation: a vehicle upgrade station, built using a combination of table coral and sheer ingenuity. "Boom!" they exclaimed, as the station sprang to life, its engines roaring with a power that defied explanation. And in the midst of this newfound wonder, our hero finally found a sense of peace. "I'm gonna call her... Bubblegum," they declared, their voice filled with a sense of wonder and awe.

And so, dear reader, as we bid farewell to our intrepid hero and their intergalactic escapade, we are left to ponder the true nature of this strange and wondrous world. What lies beyond the veil of reality? And what secrets will be uncovered in the depths of space? The answer, much like the Pee-pee itself, remains shrouded in mystery. But one thing is certain: our hero has emerged from this adventure with a newfound sense of wonder and awe, ready to face whatever challenges the universe may throw their way.

Vehicle Upgrade Station Booms into Existence

As our hero stood before the newly constructed vehicle upgrade station, they couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. "I just so happen to have more Peepers," they declared, as if the very words themselves were a badge of honor. And with that, the station sprang to life, its engines roaring with a power that defied explanation.

But as our hero gazed upon the station's gleaming surface, they couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. "I'm running out of Peepers," they stammered, their voice laced with concern. And with that, the station fell silent, its engines sputtering like a dying breath.

Our hero sighed, knowing that this was merely a temporary setback. After all, what space traveler wouldn't want to upgrade their vehicle? The possibilities were endless, and the potential for adventure was limitless. So with a newfound sense of determination, our hero set about building the very tool they needed to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Table Coral: The Key to InterGalactic Progress

As our hero delved deeper into the mysteries of the vehicle upgrade station, they began to realize that table coral was not just a curious component, but a key to unlocking the secrets of the cosmos. "I need table coral," they declared, as if speaking aloud a mantra of discovery.

And so, with the aid of Karen's dubious advice ("calorie intake recommended"), our hero set about gathering the very materials needed to build this incredible device. It was a journey that would take them to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, and into the heart of the most unlikely of worlds.

But as they worked tirelessly towards their goal, our hero couldn't help but wonder: what lay at the other end of this intergalactic quest? What secrets would be uncovered, and what wonders awaited them in the depths of space?

The Answer Remains Shrouded in Mystery

As we bid farewell to our intrepid hero and their incredible journey, we are left with a sense of wonder and awe. The Pee-pee incident may have been just that – an incident – but its aftermath is still shrouded in mystery.

One thing is certain: the universe is full of secrets waiting to be uncovered, and our hero has proven themselves to be one of the bravest space travelers in the galaxy. But as they venture forth into the unknown, we can't help but wonder what lies ahead. Will they uncover the truth about the Pee-pee? Or will it remain forever shrouded in mystery?

Only time will tell, dear reader. But for now, let us simply marvel at the absurdity of it all, and the sheer determination of our intrepid hero as they careen through the cosmos, seeking adventure and wonder wherever they may find it.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enOh my god I'm going to make something besides piss.Oh god. Is my body even going to be able to drink this not piss? (No clue.)Oh, I don't know about this whole disinfected water bull shit.I'm paranoid enough to keep on drinking my own piss until the end of my days.It's the only thing I know is safe. Cause I made it right out of my body.Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Subnautica.Now in this episode, I'm going to be doing probably the dumbest thing I've ever done in all of Subnatica, and something I'm not looking forward to very much.But it all has to do with this comment by ChillieMathew here. Who gave me a bunch of good ideas butone of them above all else and it seems plausible because a lot of these are really good ideas.But one of the things says that if I offer a reaper a freshly caught peeper it will delicately take it off you and leave only works with peepers.Now I know that stalkers like peepers and you can even tame a stalker with peepers if you really tried. (Do it. )Haha for some reason. I don't think that it's going to work with a reaper.But I'm going to try it. (Yaay.)But that will come later then deep dusay. says remember to turn off power in your cyclops when you're not using it.So it doesn't go dead. I forgot to turn off the power and I have not visited it in a while. I imagine it's dead.and then snGaming that I should name the new ship air ass. you know bubble but, air ass that's funnyuhh, you guys pointed out something very important I've also beefed up the shrine incredibly and I've put a nice basic double bed here so that.you know in case when I fall asleep one night I wake up and maybe just maybe I'll have a friend.next to me in my bed and then I can wake up every morning and I can just go to sleep and look at the shrine and remember how I lost my only friend in all of Subnatica.Ohh there it is now I can wake up to that sight to be reminded of the loss of not BUBBLEBUTT this was BUMBLEBUTT.I got into that memorial for the wrong ship which just goes to show I'm kinda an ass hole.But. What I got to do before that you may notice that there are a lot more lockers and everything has been beefed up.That's because I've been farming like crazy. I've got my miscellaneous bull shit there.I've got quartz and lead and copper, silver, gold I've got miscellaneous crystalline bullshit I've got titanium out the wazoo.over here I've got so much crap. Why's my inventory full of piss. why's my inventory full of piss?Wait did I leave my game open and I just started pissing my self endlessly (Probably)Have I been dying over I, I did this farming and I thought I paused the game beforeMaybe umm okGuess I've just been pissing my self endlessly and dying the entire time. (Not a bad way to go.)Oh yeah, and I did record while I was farming so.. Here's a little summary of that~Mark endlessly screaming~It scared me- AHHHHHHHI don't li.. I'd rather not be hereoooOOOOOOOH! Agree- HEYHEYHEYHEYNone o' that you sq- AAAAAAAY~Scary ocean sounds~AH!AAAAAAAAAHRing around the rosy, pocket full of posy, I'M GOIN IN A BUTT HOLE AND YOUR GONNA GO SQREW YOURSELFSucker doesn't want the bloweys in hereAnd by bloweys I meanI mean by the thing- THE THING THAT EXPOLDESTHOSE THINGS AHHHHHHThat was not a mineral depositoOOHH!!!AhHH!!HEYSto O Oh OH OH OHPI just want quartz!You know how you've got like a bunch of spiders, like in your houseYou know and the only option is to burn the whole goddamn house downYou CAN'T DO THAT WITH THE OCEANIT'S IMMUNEYOU CAN'T BURN ITAnd that's the worst part!..Yup Pretty much just me screaming into the voidSo before we get started on the actual thing we gotta do, I gotta do something about.. all this pissI- I guess i gotta drink itAhh there we go. Ahh God i need food.(while laughing) Ahh I shouldn't a drank all tha- AHHH its NigHt! everything is going horribly wrong!Here gimme you, I need food real bad. And I need a peeper just for... future stupidity of me.Alright, hang on, gotta wash down all this piss with a nice ~laughing~ fishhAh god I like going to a pub and ordering my favourite food, fish and pissOne a you peepers, is gonna help me in my quest to get myself murdered.. which is probably gonna happen a lot sooner than I thought it mightBut..All that aside, its all good.Oh, what is going on in there? what is that red?Ahh! Yep. See, yeah. There's even a big arrow pointing me- You big dumb idiot! Turn off your goddamn engine! You piece of poop!And then I don't do that, cuz I'm dumbIt's all goood, its fine. *Ship: Welcome aboard Captain* It's FineeeeIt's all fine, Im gonna cook me up some grub and its ALL fine*disconcerting laughter*k, non nom nom, yum yum yum *Ship: Vital signs stabilising* yum Yum YumOkay, Lemme put the excess peepers that I got in he-NOOo I Ate ThEm!Piss!! Alright now I'm good I guessNever mind! ~laughing~ I ate the peepers that i meant.. ookayWell, I just shoved those in my gob as hard as I could.. AlrightWhat Im gonna do next, is I am *burp* going to.. what am I gonna do?alright, Im gonna build bunch more solar panels. and then EvEntually, I will make a thermal plan, and use enough power transmitters to be able to get that power to my baseBut thats for another episodeI don't think I'm gonna be able to get to that today, so I'm just gonna focus on improvements of my current Sitcheation (situation)And if I can improve my current sitcheation, then im gonna be a lot HAPPIER in ma circumstanceSo Imma take this copper, I'm gonna build a BUTT load more solar panelsBecause thats how eco-friendly I is.And also, these kind increase my battery bank so, iiits good its good it's all gooooooodd-bwoooopeeaaand shabooski. oh yeah, Ooh yeah. Now don't matter where da sun likez ta hide. I got all the power I need!I didn't cheat at all! you guys saw, you guys saw for realsies.Oh I need more titanium don't I.*frustrated mark noise*YEs!! Look at me! Look at THIS shit!Look at thi- Just look at this shit!Ya seein this? Ya seein how AWESOME I am?ya seein that Shit!Gah sorry about my spit! Im just so excITEDIm gonna hav- Okay that'll be where the moon pool is so I need like an observation deck hereOh yeah, oh yeah lets get this, oh yeah, OHHHH Yeah! Thats Very Penis like! Oh yeah!BOOM! Ive got myself a scanner room, and a lot lower integrity than I once had.But Hey! Its me we're talking about! I didn't have integrity to begin with! So..IS this not connecting automatically? IS thIs Not CONEcTinG AutoMatICAllY? Why is this not connecting automatically?Y'know Im gonna assume you're gonna connect automatically and if you don't Im gonna punch you in the dick*inhale followed by goofy voice* Dere we go das a gud connection here *laughter* das real gudAlright! ALrightt! ALrighT! We did it! Scoobly-Doop up that ladder! Hell yeah! Hell Yeah! Look at me now!Look at me now! i got a real room going on. Oh look at this, look at this!Look at all the blink blonks! Oh hell yeahOkay, So I got that *sniff* Lets pump the seamoth back into the badboy and lets see how she dooo.Alright. Skoodly-doo dadoodalee-Hey stalker bastard*ship: Welcome aboard Captain* Mark: welcome abooord cyuptaiin*Ship: All systems online* Mark: awll systeems onnlineeSo we had bubblebutt, we had bumblebutt. We've also got ass air, but to be perfectly honest I do-I'm not too *laughing* I'm not 100% too convinced about that oneI mean it's fine and all I guess but, mmm. It's fine i supooose but...Alright I've got this, I actually had an extra one of these, surprisingly, so at least it'll give me some depth outta this thing, and I wont be completely stupidAlright crest depth now 300! yueehh! I can die at a deeper level! YeahhhOkay, so what imma gonna do *chuckling* Im gonna go do the dumb thing that I said I was gonna do!Im gon- Im gonna go do the incredibly dumb thing .. that I said I was gonna doIm gonna dump any of this just incase, but uh. *sniff* gonna bring me a PEEPERImma have a peeper right-right there.Imma put you right there. All right. Okay. All right. This is not gonna go well*nervous giggles*Thi- gonna say it right now, this is not gonna go welli can`t pro-if- If it doesnt go well Im probably not gonna respawn at the save but..*laughter* I DONT THINK THIS IS GONNA GO THE WAY IT WAS SUGGESTING SO.. everybody blame chilliematthew if this dont work right!Cuz I dont see how a reaper leviathans gonna gingerly take this..*giggling* This isAhh im so scared *nervous laughter* This is a bad idea! Ahh god! Ahhh I dont like it! I dont like it!AaaAaAAHH! I havent charged a reaper leviathan on foot in a long time and.. this is a BAD idea! uuahhh*scary ocean monster sounds*Is that the SOUND OF IT!Uhhh, okay. All right. well... They`re somewhere around here*splooshing water* I dunno where*marks continued noises of fear* I-Imgt- Im so scareed*sounds of watery death*Hupee Peepur heres a Peepppuurr. Whoo wants a peeper. whoo doo-lee-doWhys it look like DEATHDARK DARK DEATHHee Hoo Haha HoheEE HWAAHAHH AHH AHH AHHWHERE! THERE! HI HELLO... YOU WANNA PEEPER?*Monster roaring over mark* OH GOD OH GOD TAKE THE PEEPER! It took the peeper!*low rumbling of the ocean depths and monster grumbles fade*It took the peeper!*mark making caveman noises* It took the peeper!It took the peeper!It took the peeper... It took the peeperit took the peeperIt took the peeperIt TOOK the PEEPERIT Took ThE PeEpEr*Mark Panting*HuuuhhhhIm gonna throw up. WHuuah- I dont feel good. I don`t feel good at all. It TooK the PEEper though! it took the peeper!It took the peeper!It took the peeper... Okay it took the peeper *nervous laughter*AAahhhh. AAAAHhhhh *crying*It toook the peepe-her-her-herAhh Im back in big box Barry cus I need to get these things off the wallBut mAAnnnooOOooh WowOoh Boyy *magical music* OOOH boy I got an advanced wiring kit!Wow. good for me.Oh my Godd *half laughter half crying* oh god.I dont feel goodI feel-I might throw upAhh legitimately, I might throw upOh mah godOh man, Hey there`s t-*ominous sounds* There`s two more slots here, so thats good. Maybe theres more upgrades to be made.For the cyclops, I think there`s a-YeahWhat other upgrades can I get?Fire supression system. Hey, thats probably pretty goodDecoy 2 upgrade, alrightHuh, I dont like that, so, with that being said, and that new knowledge gained.. I know what I should doI gotta go findoof oof, I gotta go find bubble buttNow I know bubblebutts probably broken and dead. But, if bubblebutt is still out thereThen that means, y`know, li-like out there as in, y`know bubblebutt isIn pieces butThose pieces can be used or maybe the modules are thereI mean I cant be certain but, y`know I`ll never beI`ll never be okay if I dont actually goand see for myself. I`ll always wonder, I`ll always be like, man did i not do enough? Maybe bubblebutts still alive out thereI dunno, I just need, some kind of closure so.Im gonna goIm gonna find. a-a-and because I`ve got this peeper trick then..Maybe?Maybe Maybe MaybeMaybe MaybeMaybe. I dunno, but maybeSo thats gotta be the next thing that I do right? Thats just...Thats what I gotta do so, Im gonna go off. Im not even gonna take big box BarryCus I dont have the powe-I guess while Im gone, before I do that I should take th-the power thingsAnd I should re-*laughter* I should turn off the engine! I should turn the engine off!Oh yeah yeah I should. I should do that yeah okay alrightIm gonna plug these bad boys in. This is gonna suck the power right outta that butDaylights coming so,Hopefully that`ll be enough.Alright. Daylight coming.I got some Peepers. I go- I got soo much pissAnd i am.. Choo Choo on the train to.. deathvilleIm in the vasinity. I ca-Why cant I see shit right now?Uhh.. AHhhI hate this. I hate this. I hate it. I know this trick works, but for some reason I..Im willing to belive theres only like a 50/50 shot of it actually workingand th-wAHH. oh heyI got a peeper, I gotta Peeper! (x6)Hey! You wanna peeper? *through nervous laughter* You want a peeper buddy? You want a peeper? I got a Peeper for yoUUI got a peeper for you. Okay, im gon` go down. youu ignore me. ooOoo okayANybody see, a buublebutt around here?*quietly* anybody see the leftover corpse of the bu-UU-UU-ble bu-bu-bu ButttAnybanybody see pieces? Anything like that? Okay. Nobody sees piecesNobody sees Reeces PiecesEeEuuu! Im so scaredd!I know Im a lil bitch baby but god damn gimme a break here. ohh gimme a break.Here, hit me in the face with thoseeh, eh , eh , i MISSEDThats the question right?Cause there has to be a wreckage there would beEven if it fell down to the bottom and rolled around it would still existat some point. Right?Oh, now there's magnetite, okay, that's good.Found magnetite.I do need that, that's good.Okay, got that!Oh, hey, Warpy-Woo...That's just normal wreckage.I think, anyway.Hard to say.Time capsule?Whoa!What the hell?Whoa!Wha?*voice: (??) Blueprint acquired*Huh?Oh, a beacon!Aah!Aahey!God damn it, you cock ass!Get outta here!Get outta here!Get outta here, you shit!It wouldn't have just vanished,it wouldn't have, that's not how it works.When it breaks, if it breaks,like, it breaks into pieces.That's the thing.Ho! Hey! Ha! Hoo!You wanna Pee-pee?You wanna Peeper?(Nervous Peeper stuttering)BOOORRR!*beep beep, 30 seconds*Aah!That's a problem!Oh! That's a problem!Ohh! That's a problem!I HATE everythingI hate everythingEverythingI hate itI hate it, I hate it so much.(laughing) I hate it!(crying noises)I KNOW!KAREN!I'm aware!Okay, alright, I got a Pee-peeI got a Pee-peeFallen into pieces, he couldn't have carried it that far.What's that?What's that?Naw, come on, you were th- ah, you were something!What are you?What is this?Oh!I pissed myself, but wow!An alien vent!This is the, uh-don't. Ah, you son of a tit!Data downloads for the alien vent, okay, alright.(softly) God dammit.Alien vent... Yeah.That's right, it's-That's what's leading to the Sea Emperor's chambers.Where'd you put Bubblebutt?Where'd you put him?Uh, puh-pee-perUh-oh.Uh, ah, terrifying! Terrifying!Horrible! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible! Horrible!Hah!Horrible!You want another? I got another.I just so happen to have more.Psshhaaahhh! Horrible!Horrible!Ho-okay, I'm out!I'm outtie!I'm out!This is a bad idea!This is a bad idea!Bad idea, I'm running out of Peepers.Okay, I'm out, I'm outtie, I'm outtie nine thousandHo! Woah! Ho! Woah! Woah! Hey!Woah-woah!Ho! Heh!Hey! Hi! Uhh, howdy neighbor!How're you doing? Umm...Could you not fly that close to my base, that is NOT okay.Okay!Oh! Alright, were back!We're back, we're back, we're backWe're back from that horrible,Horrible adventure. Why did i do that?Why?... Why? (giggles)Why? Why did I do that?I do not knowOkayLet's make a computer chipWhy? Why? Why?I'm gonna build the vehicle upgrade bay......And look at theseThese bad boys are SO FULL of powerIm gonna take thatIm gonna build a- what do I need for a computer chip?I need table coral. Thats just it!Alright! Then thats what I will go getSo I`ll be right backAlright vehicle upgrade station, BOOM!Boom baby boom baby boom baby boom baby BoOOm!So I know what I need to do,I need to get the materials to be able to build some more, uh, efficiency thingsThe depth module. I need to do that in the modification station I got back in the cyclopsBut before I do any of thatIt is timeto namethis new thingand I think before I do that, I have to get the colour right.y`knowi-I just have to get the colour. Wai- Hang on.Lets get a look at heroooOH Shes beautifullllooh shes beaUTIfullImma call her..Bubblegum*Karen: Calorie intake recommended*I take that as agreement KarenooOOh youre just saying you could EAT Bubblegum up Karen(laughing) Ahh thats so cuteeAhhh Thats SOO cutee :)Well..Everybody say hi to BubblegumTha- That lettering is not showing up as bright as I want it toC`mon, wheres the brIGHtness?Wheres the bright bright?Gimme the bright bright.I guess thats gonna have to doAlright, everybody say hi to BubbleGumNow BUBBLEGUM and IAre gonna go on a lot of adventuresand Im gonna take care of you BubbleGum!Dont worry!(laughing) Until- Dont worry about what happened to BumbleButt and BubbleButt before you.But BubbleGumWe`re gonna go placesSo thank you everybody so much for watching!Everybody say hi to BubbleGum hereLemme know what you think down in the comments belowAnd if you have any advice and or jokes to make at my expense, let me know aswell. I might put you on a lockerSo thank you again!And as always, I will see you..IN the next videoBUH BYE!!! :DD*OUTRO MUSIC*\n"