Welcome to Ashi Wash, a game that was created during a recent Game Jam. My name is Markiplier, and I'm excited to share my experience with this unique game with you. As I enter the game, I'm greeted by a giant disembodied floating foot that's bossy, has gross fungus on it, and toenails that are horrible. It's not attached to any sort of body, and there are flies floating around it.

I have to admit, when I first saw this giant foot, I was distracted by something else. "What is that?" I ask myself, looking at a rock candy growing on the back of its heel. I laugh, thinking maybe it's candy. The idea behind Ashi Wash is for me to clean up this disgusting foot, but that's about all there is to it.

I'm not sure what the weirdest game I've played is, but Ashi Wash certainly takes the cake. It's part of a spectrum of weird games out there, and I'm just glad I got to experience it. While I don't think this is the weirdest game out there, it's definitely up there.

I watched some gameplay footage before starting my own playthrough, which only made me more curious about what to expect. As I entered the game, I saw that my goal was to take a spray can and clean up the fungus and dirt on the foot. Sounds simple enough, but things quickly became complicated.

The giant foot started talking to me, telling me it was my day to clean it if I wanted to avoid having my house turned into dust. "I swear if you don't move any faster," it said, its voice full of annoyance. I tried to reason with the foot, explaining that it didn't exactly have a body to go with its threats.

Despite my skepticism about the foot's abilities, I had to admit that things were getting out of hand. The fungus was spreading quickly, and I knew I had to act fast if I wanted to clean up the mess before it was too late. "I'm gettin impatient over here!" the foot shouted, its patience wearing thin.

As I started cleaning the foot, my mind went into a loop. I tried different actions, unsure of what would work or not. The foot seemed to be enjoying its role as bossy giant, telling me that I was doing it all wrong and that I needed to hurry up. "You're running out of time!" it shouted.

Despite the challenges, I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. There were moments when I felt traumatized by what I was seeing, like when I picked off rock candy from the foot's heel or tried to wash my eyeballs clean after looking at its disgusting state. "I love how these are the same textures as the walls," I joked.

Throughout the game, I couldn't help but wonder if it was made during a Game Jam. The quick production and simplistic gameplay seemed like something you'd find in a short time frame. It only added to my amusement when I stumbled upon a weird texture on the foot that looked eerily similar to the walls around me.

The real challenge of Ashi Wash came down to figuring out what to do next. I was constantly unsure if I should be cleaning, washing, or just staring at the foot in wonder. The game seemed designed to confuse and overwhelm, with the foot constantly telling me what not to do while giving me a seemingly endless list of tasks.

As I progressed through the game, my frustration grew. The foot was still filthy, and it told me that if I didn't get rid of the dirt faster, it would destroy my house. "You don't gotta smash yer house up!" it said, trying to placate me. But deep down, I knew we were both caught in a game of cat and mouse.

In the end, Ashi Wash was about more than just cleaning up a giant foot. It was about navigating absurd situations, understanding the weird rules of the game world, and embracing the confusion that came with playing something so bizarre. As I played on, laughing and occasionally crying out in frustration, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment when my playthrough finally came to an end.

In the end, it all boiled down to one final moment where I had to make a choice between cleaning up the foot or facing its wrath. "You didn't actually do anything!" the foot shouted as I finished up, its anger finally spent. I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all and how ridiculous this game truly was.

I'm so happy that my experience with Ashi Wash has come to an end. There were moments where I felt like I'd lost my mind, but looking back on those moments, I realize just how much joy and amusement this game brought me.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enNasty Foot: I'm a big nasty foot in your house. Guess what, it's your day to clean me, get crackin'!*Shakes head in disgust*Markiplier: *Whimpers* OkayOh, oh I have a timerHello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Ashi WashNow this is a game that was made in the Game Jam just recently, and-*Inhales* (Btw Ashi is Japanese for foot/leg)It features this giant disembodied floating foot that is awfully bossyAnd telling me what to do, and has gross fungus on it and its toenails are horribleAnd it's got flies floating around!And it's not attached to any sort of bodyAnd I-(Distracted) What is that?Is that rock candy growing on the back of your heel?*Laughs* I hope it's candyOh God...So, the idea is that you're supposed to clean this, and...That's it!That's *Incoherent laughter* This is about the weirdest spectrum of games that I played...ButY' know...It's not the weirdest!And I honestly can't say what the weirdest isIt might be Murder Clown if you haven't seen Murder Clown, go see that oneBut this, this you take, according to the gameplay that I saw,Which I did not see much, but I did see,You're supposed to-Ah, crapYou're supposed to take this spray can-Nasty Foot: I swear if you don't move any faster, I'm gonna turn your house into a pile of dust!Markiplier: NOOO!I don't know how you're gonna do that, you don't exactly have any other body to go with that,But I- I guess I shouldn't question the Giant FootIs this working? Why is this is not working?Hell- Oh, there we go, I gotta get closerSo yea, you gotta get rid of the horrible fungus, that's growing, on all the parts of your,Friendly neighborhood foot hereAnd then go about your merry-Your- yer-(Traumatized gibberish)Sorry, my brain is-Nasty Foot: Better hurry up ya shmuck, I'm gettin impatient over here!Markiplier: Oh, wouldn't want you to get impatient buddyBut,My brain is still reeling from the fact that I'm playing a game about cleaning a giant disembodied footThat somehow is talking to me!If I go to the top there and get a top-down perspective,I might just gonna see a weird, disembodied mouth blabbering awayLike an assholeOkay, do I do this too?Is that what this do, or is that something else?I'm not gonna get it in time-Oh,Hello,Hi,Oh,*Laughing* I love how these are the same textures as the wallsDid I mention that this was made in a Game Jam?I can only assume...No? *Clips nails* Oh God, that was it. Oh, God noooUghUgh(Still in distress) Oh, noooOh, no, that's so grossI mean, for SOME people out there, this is probably an amazing game and you all love it very muchAlright, I'm not gonna comment on anyone's personal preferences-Nasty Foot: You're running out of time!I don't know what I'm doing... Oh okay*Laughing* Do I get to wash my eyeballs from seeing these horrible things?Hey, how do I get that?I want that! I gotta pick off the rock candy from the-*Picks up pickaxe* Oh, E, okay, it's E, not clickWell, I'm doing very poorly!I don't think I'm gonna win and then he's gonna turn my house into dust!Okay, hang on!Hang on wait, *Grunting*Oh, God, oh God, that's some crunch to that munch!Oh, wow, I could just go right in the footOh no, I can't never mindNasty Foot: Ugh, I'm still filthy, now I gotta smash yer house up!Markiplier: You don't gotta-Nasty Foot: -Them's the rulesMarkiplier: Uh, you made the rules though you could-Nasty Foot: (Again) I'm a big nasty foot in your house. Guess what, it's your day to clean me, get crackin'!Markiplier: (Laughs) You didn't actually do anything!Oh my God that amazing. Okay, I'm gonna go for the far one first*Wipes off spit*Excuse my spit, it's just the spit of jubilationI'm so happy that my, my, my \"career\" has devolved into me playing a game,About me cleaning off a foot!*Laughs* A giant, maniacal foot that wants to destroy my houseWho invited him anyway?!I, I, I failed to mention that I have a certain number of questions about this arrangement in the first place,And I don't exactly know (crunching rock candy) Oh good, it's randomly generated, it's got infinite replayabilityAs much as you wanna clean this foot(More crunching and laughing) You can clean to your heart's contentOh boy,Okay, so-*Struggling to finish off candy* OkayThere's some more up there(Gibberish)Oh goddammit(Yells out diabolical alien phrases)I know it's in there, I know it's in thereYou're not gonna bug me on(Announces confirmation Earth's untimely destruction)Okay, fine, I'm just gonna believe you on that oneOkay, that's fine and all, I'm not gonna lose(Breaking off 'rock candy' and chanting prayers)There was another one over here- There we goOkay, so got thatThen we just need... thiiiis(Struggling to balance)(Spraying fungus)(Singsongy) Get that fuuungusIt's a good thing that I have exactly the supplies required to be able to do all thisI'll get that fly...Just gimme, *Sighs*, gimme a goddamn second to get up thisThe gravity is not behaving(Uses Unrelenting Force)Woah-pa!How do I-I'm doing the thing, aren't I?(Disappointed) Oh, (Victorious) Oh, there we go, that was a squoosh!Okay, so almost done!You're almost prim and pretty!You're almost prim and ready for the prom!Ya pretty princess you!EhEhC'mon, get yer, get yer goddamn toes down hereYa douche!(Yelling) Ya douche!Aaand...SHAAAABOOSKIC'mon, shabooski(Wait, I'm not done yet?)What?Are you not done?You look done!Nasty Foot: You're running out of time!Markipier: What are you talking about, you're so perfect!Oh, you're beautiful, you're big, bulbous and beautiful!Oh, I love the way your...Arch..?(Confused) Goes....Nasty Foot: Ugh, I'm still filthy,Markiplier: What are you talking about?!Nasty Foot: Now I gotta smash yer house up!Markiplier: What?!Nasty Foot: Them's the rulesMarkiplier: YOU'RE PERFECTYou're perfect just the way you are!(Interrupting Nasty Foot) How about, you're a dick and I hate you?That's also options for things that you are(Sudden Tarzan screaming)(More noises the machine can't pick up)(Squish)Bam, there we go(Might as well give up and use auto-generate)AwwwwAw, goddamn it I missed a fly(Swatting noises(?))(Interrupting swatting) Nasty Foot: Better hurry up ya shmuck, I'm gettin impatient over hereMarkiplier: (Mocking)Fuck you, man*Clipping* Okay, there we go*Spraying fungus* Nasty Foot: You're running outta time!I got itI got it(Spraying...Possible freestyling too?)Nasty Foot: (Finally satisfied) You did alright kid,Markiplier: Yea!Nasty Foot: I haven't felt this fresh in yearsMarkiplier: YEAWOOOOOO(Game crashes) Oh, goddammit, it just closed right outta thereSo there is Ashi Wash!What an experience!A life-changing game if ever there was oneI am-Weird, and I feel dirty, (Cues outro) and I feel oddBut I'm done with that, so there you go!You can see the other bizarre games(Don't)I've got quite a few, I think there's actually a playlist dedicated to 'emIn the description below or in the annotations over thereSo thank you everybody so much for watchingAnd as always, I will see you,In the next videoBuh Bye!!!Top Episode: Why does that make you happy?!*Screaming* Uh ohWa Boop?(?)(Blood splatters) OhhhBottom Episode: *Laughing* What's happening?*Screaming*Why am I recording this? I don't even know...(Outro fades)\n"