The Joy of Project X: A Kid's Dream Come True

As I held the Project X controller in my hands, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and nostalgia wash over me. The device, which claims to be a PlayStation 5 clone, looked surprisingly like an official PS5 controller, with its metallic finish and compact design. But as I started to explore its features, I realized that this was no ordinary replica.

The first thing I noticed was the button layout, which seemed to defy convention. Instead of the typical A and B buttons, Project X uses a system where A does what you'd normally expect B to do, and vice versa. It's a quirk that took some getting used to, but ultimately made the controller feel more like an authentic PS5 experience. And when I turned it on for the first time, I was pleasantly surprised by its performance. The screen flickered to life, displaying a dim black-and-white interface that looked eerily similar to the PS5's own UI.

As I started playing some of my favorite PS1 games, including Street Fighter and Tekken, I was impressed by the controller's ability to accurately replicate the classic gameplay experience. The button mapping worked surprisingly well, with each game responding intuitively to my inputs. Even the slower-paced games like The Phantom Menace seemed to come alive in this strange new world of retro gaming.

But despite its many strengths, Project X is not without its flaws. The speaker system, which was touted as a highlight of the device, proved to be a letdown. The "back horns" that are supposed to add depth and bass to the audio experience came across as tinny and unimpressive. And while the controller does support 10,000 Game Boy games, I found myself scrolling through an empty list when I actually only had around 500. It's clear that Project X has a limited library of games, but I suppose that's not necessarily a bad thing.

One thing that did surprise me was how easy it was to connect the controller to my TV using an HDMI cable. The process was straightforward and hassle-free, with no need for any complicated setup or calibration. And when I finally got it up and running, I was treated to a surprisingly fluid gaming experience. The screen quality was good enough to handle most modern games without issue, although I did notice some minor artifacts and glitches.

In terms of value, Project X is certainly not cheap. At $30, it's a premium price for what amounts to a retro gaming console. But as someone who grew up playing classic PS1 games, I have to say that this device has won me over. For 30 bucks, you're getting access to a whole world of nostalgia and fun, with nary a care in the world about the cost.

Of course, there's one major caveat: Project X is not an official PlayStation product, and its use of stolen ROMs and intellectual property is likely against the law. But for those who are looking for a cheap and easy way to play their old favorite games, this device may be just what they need. Just don't expect it to come with any official support or warranties – you're on your own when it comes to troubleshooting and customer service.

Ultimately, Project X is a love-it-or-hate-it kind of product. If you're the kind of person who still plays classic PS1 games for fun, this device is sure to bring a smile to your face. But if you're looking for something more modern or official, you may want to look elsewhere. As it stands, Project X is a unique and quirky retro gaming console that's worth checking out – even if it is a little bit dodgy.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enone of my biggest problems that I have with the PS5 is when I'm not playing my PS5 I know I can't play it 24/7 and I have responsibilities like making sure my wife is doing all the work at home and making sure Sam is doing all the work at the studio it's tough work and it takes a lot out of me so when I'm not in front of my PS5 I need to feel as close to it as I possibly can when I realized that that's when I stumbled upon these shoes and began a mad search to never leave the loving Embrace of this PlayStation 5 PlayStation 5 high top shoes sneakers PlayStation 5 got to say it twice necessary I don't know man they just look goofy these PS5 shoes have that nerdy pretin Vibe you know that same energy of a kid going through puberty who just unashamedly is always wearing that like Dragon book on his T-shirt and no shame to the squeaky voice teen I mean like I respect the hustle I just don't know if I've got enough guts to put these on in public they just don't look right I don't even know who these are for so I researched these a bit more this like a whole sub genre of video game console shoes like okay those aren't bad still they're not great well actually that's pretty bad not only that but there's like Xbox shoes look at that yeah that's actually pretty fire those are pretty cool those look like a Xbox 360 almost oh yeah look at that but these these don't look like that these these just look weird $65.95 add the cart the new Project X 4.3 in high definition it's a handheld console that either is supposed to look like the PlayStation portal or just the PlayStation 5 controller and it does it's just a knockoff though I'm immediately impressed when I look at what's included because I love a good color box I'm not sure I've ever really cared about that so it's an emulator supports PS1 and all these other things that aren't PlayStation HD display 800x 48 I don't think they know what HD is cuz it's not that here we go quality dual horns equipped with two highquality speakers check this out features 3D joysticks on both sides for smoother gaming experience it's actually 2D because it's forward and backwards and sideways says there's over 2,000 unique classic retro games pre-installed though if you look at a lot of the reviews they just don't agree came with one game of PS1 which isn't even legal for them to do by the way doesn't come with as many games specified don't recommend the operating system it's terrible it isn't even Android you know if you're not going to tell the truth just put a million games you know you might get more sales that way not only can you play retro video games you can also have some music listening enjoy video playback and ebook reading someone literally thought someone was going to read an ebook on this thing let's add the cart paladone PlayStation controller stress ball looks like a controller but it isn't you see way too tiny to be a controller and there it's squished chill out and relax the easiest way to remain in control during the most frustrating games or you can just play games that you find enjoyable do people stress game I thought gaming was a way to like relieve stress but some of you are out there playing stressful games just go to work it's so much better at stressing you out you'll actually get money for it too PS5 controller replica squid design squidy design squidy squidgy gate refers to the controversy over a pre-1990 telephone conversations between Diana and a close friend which were all published by the Sun newspaper bro we stumbled upon some historic drama so I went to the reviews and they kind of seemed just as strange Tyler for instance said it's a stress ball I was not expecting to be stressed out over receiving an actual controller D thought he was paying $10 for a PS5 controller luckily the product he actually got was actually the perfect solution to the stress that the product he got caused him but in all seriousness look at this photo if you think that's a real PS5 controller that's on you bro here's another person complaining that he squidged too hard bro just squidged too hard add to cart so this this is a PS5 candle I don't think there's much more to say about it no it doesn't smell like PS5 it's supposed to actually smell like you're not getting a PS5 which smells like I got this candle as a joke for my husband and it was a hit I chose the lavender scent and it smells great he even thought it was funny which made the whole thing a big win I don't know how I know this but I know Ashley is a AI smells amazing it made my husband laugh so hard he almost cried he laughed so hard he almost cried is this really that funny do I just not get the joke where's the joke just being mean have I lost my sense of humor is it not funny because I have a PS5 am I special but like the kind of special that doesn't get the joke at this point in my research I was feeling selfish you know why don't I get to have all the fun why not also brand my kids with the PS5 you know so I just see it everywhere in my life then I found the PS5 controller teether you know the thing that babies put in their mouth to help them bring out their teeth relieve a little bit of the pain you remember being a baby right it's designed to be sucked and chewed on by a toddler but it's a PS5 controller look do you want them to grow up like an actual champion of champions in PS5 gaming here's what I would suggest then you give them an actual PS5 controller to chew on and to suck on choking hazard no hardcore mode don't actually do that they say it provides endless stimulation for babies to play with I don't care you may be thinking your kids seem too too old for a teether you're never too old to chew on some plastic I don't know I'll find a kid people are popping them out like crazy these days so now that I got that out of my system let's buy products for me again cuz I just want a little me time me time is not just for the women we can have me time too with a video game controller bath bomb and for the uninitiated man sadly it's not a bath explosive it's bath salts let me clarify no men it's not the kind of bath salts you get high on it's a bubble bath basically there's only one photo and it's this busted looking PS1 controller it's a bubble bath I get to select a scent aqualina pink sugars Satsuma look I like to take a soak as much as the next guy but do I ever have bubbles in it no can't say I do so this is going to be a new experience for me my husband has recently fallen in love with taking baths so I got him these manly bath bombs for his birthday he loved them and they smell wonderful and he is raving about how soft his skin is good for you man good for you but I hate that and I'm allowed to here's another picture for the review of these bath bombs and I hate it even more gross add to cart so let's say I'm all done in the tub ready to get into bed you know sleep the time when you're not playing your PS5 anymore which sucks any normal guy might just sleep with their dual sense controller but we know how well that's going to work out I found something better the PS5 pillow plush I think it's like a giant PS5 controller pillow it's odd shapes too there's really no other information on this thing besides the picture and the fact that I can meet the seller called sweet dreams hi loves please message me with any questions you have on any of my merchandise I'm here to help you communicate with you on what's best for hold on there's there's more to read here oh why are so many of these products focused on destressing like this bath bomb literal stress ball this pillow do Gamers need better coping mechanisms add to cart now I just had a fantastic night's sleep M yeah I'm groggy because I wasn't playing my PS5 I need some caffeine ah yes PS5 flavored delicious this is a Playstation digital performance energy drink I know there are some people really deep into gaming that this doesn't feel strange to but for normal people digital performance y'all are taking video games too seriously so let's look at some of these photos here okay so we got the front we got the back we got the side wait what they don't have the nice that's what I wanted to see the description says it expired 2 years ago so this really might taste like a PS5 must be rare too cost 65 C I'm not even going to look up what C is I don't care what C is I'm just just adding it to my cart feel like I'm done with this bit of purchasing products but the PS5 products they just keep coming so we're going to do something new we're going to speed buy these things don't try this at home a PlayStation glow ring this guy got it for his anniversary you know the day to celebrate the anniversary of him and his wife I mean him and his PS5 sorry I always get the priorities mixed up PS5 airpod case interesting to know that Amazon customers mention that it looks great it's sturdy well fitting but you can't take the airpods out so to put it simply pretty great but it doesn't work let's buy some PlayStation coasters but we need to be careful with these things because Amazon says it's a choking hazard so keep it away from your children with big mouths you know all those times when you're playing a PS5 game and you win and all the little confetti on the screen just isn't doing it for you anymore well how about a PS5 trophy you can just give it to yourself add the cart or how about a place to put all that money that gaming has made you oh you can only put coins in well that sounds about right add to cart or how about a couple of clocks you know to make sure you don't play too much play too much now let's get to unboxing them okay okay I'm actually pretty excited about these nice that box is perfectly sized oh yeah yeah you you weren't supposed to see this get out of here we're ready today helping me unbox is Brian from high steaks and he's grilling he's cooking just for me maybe we'll take turns or do we just open it together one two oh get out of here these are definitely knockoff Converse the top of it also just kind of looks a little goofy I mean that's not bad I mean the print quality and it's leather right or pleather I think we have different definitions of bad look at that the bottom of the shoe is like literally bulging out I don't hate them you really like the style of them it's subtle it's not like iny face it's subtle so you wouldn't mind wearing these in a high public environment no I wouldn't wear these well he's too much of a chicken to wear them I'm not but let's look the part that nerdy creatine Vibe you know that same energy of a kid going through puberty in all honesty I was a little bit nervous about wearing these in public I don't really know why I've done weirder things when I first put them on I was a bit surprised how comfortable they were I expected it to be kind of like walking on cardboard but I felt surprisingly Nimble so Nimble I didn't even bring the backup shoes I was planning on because I was so confident enough to wear them the entire day maybe a little too confident because I'm going to the most hight trffic place on the planet to wear these shoes Disneyland I've been in the park for 5 minutes and someone already told me I had cool shoes so let's start a counter yeah it's 5:00 now and that was the only guy within 5 minutes of first showing up and then not again despite only one dad in the park saying that he liked them my friend Trevor seemed to actually enjoy them look down once he knew what I was talking about what you don't see him the shoes yeah oh what that's and then he quickly became disappointed so it doesn't work you mean the buttons yeah no the buttons don't work work Trevor it's just fabric oh okay they definitely aren't the most comfortable shoes on the planet but they aren't the most uncomfortable and they lasted the entire day at Disneyland despite my deep desire to take them off anytime anyone looked down at my feet but with real use I would expect them to fall apart pretty soon and you can get much higher quality shoes for the price so I second Brian's final assessment if it wasn't so cheap yeah n no the bottom is round you're going to like roll your ankle a stress controller you had a chew toy a stress controller stress controller you feel like a really stressed out guy wait don't cut it no I know I'm going to open the box well I don't think I don't think you need that let me have some fun nice he's in the package he's just continuing to cut oo it's a lot smaller than an actual PS5 controller as far as stress balls go disappointed it's not like the one that like stays and or that's not a stress toy this is making me stress like it's not doing so many of these products are from this company that is called paladan they're all paladan products they just licensed PS5 and they were like let's do as much as we can to milk this are you stressed out Gamers do you love playing games that stress you out if so why there's not enough squish to it I'm going to say nope on that one so this product right here Brian I have an idea for whoever wins Call of Duty PS5 wins this okay what if do I want it I want it you will because of what it represents oh is that like the trophy it's the trophy what do you think dude okay yeah I actually didn't know it plugged in okay oh you got to be a hardcore like you're leaning into the PS5 Decor like you work at the company you know what I mean like I mean it's cool but I wouldn't but I want it just because it what it represents so we set off to play the one match that would define us as Gamers but while setting it up I had about every technical problem a man can I even had to film the screen with a camera because three of my recording devices wouldn't record the game so I'm already showing up to this match a little frazzled upset right now dude but I was determined to not let that get in my way hey this is perfect he's flustered he's frustrated he's not going to be able to aim oh but the problems did not stop there for some reason the game decided to put me in some sort of purgatory right before the match started why can't I do anything what's happening press uh enter you had a spectator mode no I didn't do anything what are you doing Matt I'm not doing anything bro come on you got to step it up man come on I have already all but given up here what the heck bro this game is busted dude do people stress game I thought gaming was a way to like relieve y are taking video games some of you are out there playing stressful games Brian is officially the PS5 Champion feels good to kick a man when he's down you know forgot to open this up with Brian I don't know why feel like this is smaller than I imagined it to be I mean it's a pillow feels soft I guess I'll test it so weird that people save these things I don't know maybe people have a collection of drinks but it's like not that expensive maybe they just had it left over never drank it cuz it tasted so bad yep there's definitely a dent version PS5 PlayStation wait a second wait for it wait for it that's what I wanted to see digital performance energy drink I mean I'm sure it's probably wow 300 calories okay almost like 270 calories for an energy drink and there's a bunch of other things in here that I have no idea what they are but I'm sure it's not real food this thing definitely expired a couple years ago 2022 2 years ago ni One dirty top let's clean that okay here we go this thing better not explode oh that is a smell okay should we have people try it it's a PS5 energy drink I give it a c minus for sure it's two years expired is it yeah oh bro you upset I will be later one taste everyone knows the rules foamy not my face none for him what's up maybe later I'm going going to try a PS5 energy drink I can't even read what it is oh it's not bad I like it it's 2 years expired my turn a this one you're going to be surprised by baby glitch the company's name is Baby glitch right I like it all right that's empty that's all that's all trash what 100% food grade silicone he doesn't know what it is I'm going to let you guess what it is it's a chew toy a chew toy or a teething thing it's a CH when they're for kids you don't call them ch toys that's for dogs usually a teething toy these like pop in and out what baby's going to know how to do that well if it's sucking okay were you trying to buy like good like no I'm trying to cement my identity as a PS5 lover this is the only thing that I care about in life now I will say if I see a kid with this I'm like okay your dad is a gamer or your mom's a gamer like for sure cuz there's no reason to get a CH I just feel like it's it's not a I feel like it's a bad idea to train your kid to chew on your controllers oh right but let's do it anyways come here buddy I have something for you let's look at your teeth so E you smell like peanut butter okay you got all your teeth now tell me something would you like to chew on this no why not you don't want to chew on this why is it it's a teething toy come on no why not okay come here Luna's going to do it you don't want to try I was happy I found a willing participant but my kids weren't teething what would you review at a dope or a note 10 so I borrowed a baby all right what do you think about the teether PS5 oh look he knows how to hold it oh look at that yeah chew it put it in your mouth yeah you could do it buddy nice now when you see any of your dad's controllers chew them up well I think that settles it that's a dope o yeah this is special I mean the case looks nice it's for the special someone to commemorate anniversaries things like that okay that's kind of cool you like that let's see if it glows oh okay oh well it does kind of but it doesn't actually Char oh no it does charge it does here charge it yeah yeah yeah can you guys even see us now can't see me oh it does glow look at that wow see that's cool but but you could just do this but then you can't see the glow cuz you have it on your finger you can oh actually you kind of can that is cool if it wasn't for the PS logo I would can put the PS logo on the inside of your hand and no one would even know when you give go for high fives you're like is that a PS that is cool hey you like that yeah that is cool go to a rave and you're like I like that concept of the glow this is a dopee though here's the thing I don't think your wife would appreciate a glowing finger no I bet you if she didn't see the PS5 logo on she like oh that's kind of interesting yeah interesting I like it I know Sarah and she would not that'd be the nicest thing she say a her defense I have lost like two wedding rings already so this next product I'll admit was a bit difficult to pitch and unbox with a fellow dude I'll give you one if you want to this I'm going to choose my words wisely here if if you want to film yourself but not be don't be naked is that like a urge that I have just to get naked well you will when you see this I like this little bath bomb you like this okay you like that for the record all of these came intact you want to do a review of it okay we'll test it I'll FaceTime you okay yeah yeah let's get in the bath at the same time and FaceTime each other just ran myself a bath warm relaxing about to throw this puppy in there call my good friend hey what's good dude y bath buddies B we're BB's we're BB's bro bath Bros yeah yeah this is weird you got your uh PS5 or Playstation bath bomb careful where you put that thing bro I don't want to see anything I'm not supposed to that is a potent smell y'all are we going to see a bubble are you ready I'm ready three two one oh bro imagine that's a real PS5 controller and it does that I would hop out real quick hey that is some serious bubbles I don't think it's a bubble bath it's just a bath bomb bro it's already disintegrated yeah what the heck bro hey this smells good not going to lie oh so potent all the paint that was on it too oh look it's all gone oh that's so powerful I have a smaller room than you do so the stent's not going anywhere I'm ready to take a nap in here that's a strong scent oh I like it I'm really sensitive to Smells though dude don't don't touch yourself like that while we're while we're bathing together bro just just don't do that now the water just kind of looks murky there's like chunks of stuff in here now when you hear the word bath water that's what this looks like like the black stuff from the remote yeah I'm uncomfortable in here I have an extra one do you want it uh yes you do want it yes all right then you say it's a dope here's what I said it's a dope it works well at the end does everything it claims and so it's a dope for me personally I'll never use it again I'm going to leave you to enjoy your bath yes and I will do the same bath bro out peace this one we're going to have hours of fun with oh come on come on dog I thought what do you sayy we're doing PS5 products I'm like yeah we're going to be nerding out on some tech I know these are pretty lame aren't they it says they're metal coasters okay I take it back these are kind of cool you like these would you use these in your office they kind of fit your Vibe no this feels like something a grandma gets a grandson that's like he's into gaming so I'm sure he's going to love this right I would say it's it's a good stocking suffer I say no boom go for it man it's all you bro no don't worry about that look how nasty the table look like you just licked just like touching it and smudging it ooh that smells like a PS5 no way that smells like you're not getting a PS5 that smells delicious does it it smells really good yeah I know I want to eat this I know it it smells really good but didn't even do the PS5 like in any what what is that it's Snicker doodle dude oh now I'm going to eat snicker doodles today cuz I have no self control seeing the candle in person I'm still not sure I understand the joke like that one woman's husband that laughed so hard he almost cried I wanted to see if I was the only one what smells like you're not getting one she laughed that that was a laugh all right what's going on here I need more data it actually is no way what her too what's wrong with with me look at her look how much she's loving this she's just she she likes this too much you know what I don't think I'm supposed to understand this my humor has transcended candle humor yeah yeah let's go with that wait what oh no no I think they sent us the wrong stuff oh no they sent us the right stuff they just sent us two that is one Derpy PS5 controller that's like a 2010's word derpy look let me show you wait what oh no it's for the other airpods it's for like the the non-pro ones it just makes it so big what are you trying to do I don't understand what the point of it is it protects and so if you drop it it bump it protects your case no cuz look can I drop it no I know they fly they they'll do that with it Amanda has a pair I will put them in I will drop them and they will fly everywhere if it falls out it's a Noe classic airpods throw those in there like that throw that on there like this that's what supposed to do for the most part it worked but it didn't work every time this is just really stupid so I'm just going to get through this really fast cuz I don't care about it oh it's a product Oh it's a bank little nice soft pads there get all the coins out it's just you know yeah so that's that paladone yeah I know they make like all the products bro bro you got to be hardcore oh these buttons work or two of them work and these the top two don't these don't work do those work y this would go in your office cuz that's that black and white look it's a controller clock I'm not 10 years old here we go it turns on these buttons oh these buttons do work they turn the alarm on and off I'm telling you know for like a kids's room yeah for a kids room this one I'm actually pretty excited for ooh it's kind of like like a knockoff of a portal I thought it was it's not the portal it's a Project X okay yeah project project X so this is not an official this is definitely not official in fact there's probably stolen ROMs on here oh look at that super shiny wa wao you see that finish but that's cheap looking no what do you mean no it's not it's actually not cheap looking there's like a little metallic in there no that sounds that sounds bad look how thin it is though that is surprisingly thin impressed this is only 4 $ you hear all the crackling though it's like looking at the listing again it actually lowered to $30 I'm surprised you like it it's I I haven't even turned it on yet so let's not let's not put words in my mouth all right imagine you were a kid bro oh I would love this thing imagine your dad like you know can't afford a PS5 cuz that's like what $600 700 when you add up all the like controllers and games and stuff this is the on button right here we're going to turn it on I expect it to be janky Project X LED they did what they had to do to make it look like a PS5 they sure did Street Fighter yeah it says it has PS1 games dude let's go to PS1 okay I mean if this stuff works let's go to PS one what truly annoys me on this is the button layout you can see right here that this is a and then B seems normal except the B does the a thing and the a does the B thing so when I press a it's really pressing B in all the games that it plays and when you press B it's it's really like pressing a so it's it's just generally confusing supposedly it comes with 2,000 games PS5 games no Tekken the review was right it only comes with one PS1 game which it's okay you can find ROMs online don't don't do that very illegal unless you own the ROM and you make it yourself is that screen that's a dim screen I will say also ebooks which I tried and new shock no matter how hard I try it just will not open an ebook sadly but even if it did I mean each word would be like three pixels and reading with an aspect ratio like this would be like reading a book sideways so ultimately I didn't really want to anyways it's playing PS1 games that's actually pretty cool look at this it's actually fluid too oh that's slow motion I don't know is it dude I'm going to actually kick his butt uh-oh this speakers are giving out you hear it it's C the horns you mean huh the horns they're called horns yeah these are called back horns good yeah I won dude throwing some PlayStation 1 games on this thing was pretty easy actually you just drop them on the SD card pop the SD card in and they show up it seems to be able to play all of my favorite games The Phantom Menace that old school jackiechan game and of course the Beloved Pepsi man in which you run around as the human equivalent to a Pepsi can doing Pepsi can things every boy's dream it says there's 10,000 Game Boy games on this but there's only like a thousand Game Boy games in existence and if you scroll you only see 500 and for Game Boy Advance it's not much different it says there's 18800 games technically speaking only actually 1,500 have ever been made connecting it to the TV with the HDMI cable was easy but not ideal here we go HDMI that's not what my screen looks like that should be black oh and there's Jackie Chan this horribly fails so here's the deal this thing is a kid's dream or it's a dream product for that Dad who really wants to play those old school PS1 games that he used to play back when he was in his prime but for 30 bucks I'm going to have to say it's a dope I mean 30 bucks barely gets you dinner now so it's not a bad deal anyways go subscribe to Brian us go subscribe to us yeah that's true go subscribe to us over on high stakes because if you are a person that eats food you're going to want to see thisone of my biggest problems that I have with the PS5 is when I'm not playing my PS5 I know I can't play it 24/7 and I have responsibilities like making sure my wife is doing all the work at home and making sure Sam is doing all the work at the studio it's tough work and it takes a lot out of me so when I'm not in front of my PS5 I need to feel as close to it as I possibly can when I realized that that's when I stumbled upon these shoes and began a mad search to never leave the loving Embrace of this PlayStation 5 PlayStation 5 high top shoes sneakers PlayStation 5 got to say it twice necessary I don't know man they just look goofy these PS5 shoes have that nerdy pretin Vibe you know that same energy of a kid going through puberty who just unashamedly is always wearing that like Dragon book on his T-shirt and no shame to the squeaky voice teen I mean like I respect the hustle I just don't know if I've got enough guts to put these on in public they just don't look right I don't even know who these are for so I researched these a bit more this like a whole sub genre of video game console shoes like okay those aren't bad still they're not great well actually that's pretty bad not only that but there's like Xbox shoes look at that yeah that's actually pretty fire those are pretty cool those look like a Xbox 360 almost oh yeah look at that but these these don't look like that these these just look weird $65.95 add the cart the new Project X 4.3 in high definition it's a handheld console that either is supposed to look like the PlayStation portal or just the PlayStation 5 controller and it does it's just a knockoff though I'm immediately impressed when I look at what's included because I love a good color box I'm not sure I've ever really cared about that so it's an emulator supports PS1 and all these other things that aren't PlayStation HD display 800x 48 I don't think they know what HD is cuz it's not that here we go quality dual horns equipped with two highquality speakers check this out features 3D joysticks on both sides for smoother gaming experience it's actually 2D because it's forward and backwards and sideways says there's over 2,000 unique classic retro games pre-installed though if you look at a lot of the reviews they just don't agree came with one game of PS1 which isn't even legal for them to do by the way doesn't come with as many games specified don't recommend the operating system it's terrible it isn't even Android you know if you're not going to tell the truth just put a million games you know you might get more sales that way not only can you play retro video games you can also have some music listening enjoy video playback and ebook reading someone literally thought someone was going to read an ebook on this thing let's add the cart paladone PlayStation controller stress ball looks like a controller but it isn't you see way too tiny to be a controller and there it's squished chill out and relax the easiest way to remain in control during the most frustrating games or you can just play games that you find enjoyable do people stress game I thought gaming was a way to like relieve stress but some of you are out there playing stressful games just go to work it's so much better at stressing you out you'll actually get money for it too PS5 controller replica squid design squidy design squidy squidgy gate refers to the controversy over a pre-1990 telephone conversations between Diana and a close friend which were all published by the Sun newspaper bro we stumbled upon some historic drama so I went to the reviews and they kind of seemed just as strange Tyler for instance said it's a stress ball I was not expecting to be stressed out over receiving an actual controller D thought he was paying $10 for a PS5 controller luckily the product he actually got was actually the perfect solution to the stress that the product he got caused him but in all seriousness look at this photo if you think that's a real PS5 controller that's on you bro here's another person complaining that he squidged too hard bro just squidged too hard add to cart so this this is a PS5 candle I don't think there's much more to say about it no it doesn't smell like PS5 it's supposed to actually smell like you're not getting a PS5 which smells like I got this candle as a joke for my husband and it was a hit I chose the lavender scent and it smells great he even thought it was funny which made the whole thing a big win I don't know how I know this but I know Ashley is a AI smells amazing it made my husband laugh so hard he almost cried he laughed so hard he almost cried is this really that funny do I just not get the joke where's the joke just being mean have I lost my sense of humor is it not funny because I have a PS5 am I special but like the kind of special that doesn't get the joke at this point in my research I was feeling selfish you know why don't I get to have all the fun why not also brand my kids with the PS5 you know so I just see it everywhere in my life then I found the PS5 controller teether you know the thing that babies put in their mouth to help them bring out their teeth relieve a little bit of the pain you remember being a baby right it's designed to be sucked and chewed on by a toddler but it's a PS5 controller look do you want them to grow up like an actual champion of champions in PS5 gaming here's what I would suggest then you give them an actual PS5 controller to chew on and to suck on choking hazard no hardcore mode don't actually do that they say it provides endless stimulation for babies to play with I don't care you may be thinking your kids seem too too old for a teether you're never too old to chew on some plastic I don't know I'll find a kid people are popping them out like crazy these days so now that I got that out of my system let's buy products for me again cuz I just want a little me time me time is not just for the women we can have me time too with a video game controller bath bomb and for the uninitiated man sadly it's not a bath explosive it's bath salts let me clarify no men it's not the kind of bath salts you get high on it's a bubble bath basically there's only one photo and it's this busted looking PS1 controller it's a bubble bath I get to select a scent aqualina pink sugars Satsuma look I like to take a soak as much as the next guy but do I ever have bubbles in it no can't say I do so this is going to be a new experience for me my husband has recently fallen in love with taking baths so I got him these manly bath bombs for his birthday he loved them and they smell wonderful and he is raving about how soft his skin is good for you man good for you but I hate that and I'm allowed to here's another picture for the review of these bath bombs and I hate it even more gross add to cart so let's say I'm all done in the tub ready to get into bed you know sleep the time when you're not playing your PS5 anymore which sucks any normal guy might just sleep with their dual sense controller but we know how well that's going to work out I found something better the PS5 pillow plush I think it's like a giant PS5 controller pillow it's odd shapes too there's really no other information on this thing besides the picture and the fact that I can meet the seller called sweet dreams hi loves please message me with any questions you have on any of my merchandise I'm here to help you communicate with you on what's best for hold on there's there's more to read here oh why are so many of these products focused on destressing like this bath bomb literal stress ball this pillow do Gamers need better coping mechanisms add to cart now I just had a fantastic night's sleep M yeah I'm groggy because I wasn't playing my PS5 I need some caffeine ah yes PS5 flavored delicious this is a Playstation digital performance energy drink I know there are some people really deep into gaming that this doesn't feel strange to but for normal people digital performance y'all are taking video games too seriously so let's look at some of these photos here okay so we got the front we got the back we got the side wait what they don't have the nice that's what I wanted to see the description says it expired 2 years ago so this really might taste like a PS5 must be rare too cost 65 C I'm not even going to look up what C is I don't care what C is I'm just just adding it to my cart feel like I'm done with this bit of purchasing products but the PS5 products they just keep coming so we're going to do something new we're going to speed buy these things don't try this at home a PlayStation glow ring this guy got it for his anniversary you know the day to celebrate the anniversary of him and his wife I mean him and his PS5 sorry I always get the priorities mixed up PS5 airpod case interesting to know that Amazon customers mention that it looks great it's sturdy well fitting but you can't take the airpods out so to put it simply pretty great but it doesn't work let's buy some PlayStation coasters but we need to be careful with these things because Amazon says it's a choking hazard so keep it away from your children with big mouths you know all those times when you're playing a PS5 game and you win and all the little confetti on the screen just isn't doing it for you anymore well how about a PS5 trophy you can just give it to yourself add the cart or how about a place to put all that money that gaming has made you oh you can only put coins in well that sounds about right add to cart or how about a couple of clocks you know to make sure you don't play too much play too much now let's get to unboxing them okay okay I'm actually pretty excited about these nice that box is perfectly sized oh yeah yeah you you weren't supposed to see this get out of here we're ready today helping me unbox is Brian from high steaks and he's grilling he's cooking just for me maybe we'll take turns or do we just open it together one two oh get out of here these are definitely knockoff Converse the top of it also just kind of looks a little goofy I mean that's not bad I mean the print quality and it's leather right or pleather I think we have different definitions of bad look at that the bottom of the shoe is like literally bulging out I don't hate them you really like the style of them it's subtle it's not like iny face it's subtle so you wouldn't mind wearing these in a high public environment no I wouldn't wear these well he's too much of a chicken to wear them I'm not but let's look the part that nerdy creatine Vibe you know that same energy of a kid going through puberty in all honesty I was a little bit nervous about wearing these in public I don't really know why I've done weirder things when I first put them on I was a bit surprised how comfortable they were I expected it to be kind of like walking on cardboard but I felt surprisingly Nimble so Nimble I didn't even bring the backup shoes I was planning on because I was so confident enough to wear them the entire day maybe a little too confident because I'm going to the most hight trffic place on the planet to wear these shoes Disneyland I've been in the park for 5 minutes and someone already told me I had cool shoes so let's start a counter yeah it's 5:00 now and that was the only guy within 5 minutes of first showing up and then not again despite only one dad in the park saying that he liked them my friend Trevor seemed to actually enjoy them look down once he knew what I was talking about what you don't see him the shoes yeah oh what that's and then he quickly became disappointed so it doesn't work you mean the buttons yeah no the buttons don't work work Trevor it's just fabric oh okay they definitely aren't the most comfortable shoes on the planet but they aren't the most uncomfortable and they lasted the entire day at Disneyland despite my deep desire to take them off anytime anyone looked down at my feet but with real use I would expect them to fall apart pretty soon and you can get much higher quality shoes for the price so I second Brian's final assessment if it wasn't so cheap yeah n no the bottom is round you're going to like roll your ankle a stress controller you had a chew toy a stress controller stress controller you feel like a really stressed out guy wait don't cut it no I know I'm going to open the box well I don't think I don't think you need that let me have some fun nice he's in the package he's just continuing to cut oo it's a lot smaller than an actual PS5 controller as far as stress balls go disappointed it's not like the one that like stays and or that's not a stress toy this is making me stress like it's not doing so many of these products are from this company that is called paladan they're all paladan products they just licensed PS5 and they were like let's do as much as we can to milk this are you stressed out Gamers do you love playing games that stress you out if so why there's not enough squish to it I'm going to say nope on that one so this product right here Brian I have an idea for whoever wins Call of Duty PS5 wins this okay what if do I want it I want it you will because of what it represents oh is that like the trophy it's the trophy what do you think dude okay yeah I actually didn't know it plugged in okay oh you got to be a hardcore like you're leaning into the PS5 Decor like you work at the company you know what I mean like I mean it's cool but I wouldn't but I want it just because it what it represents so we set off to play the one match that would define us as Gamers but while setting it up I had about every technical problem a man can I even had to film the screen with a camera because three of my recording devices wouldn't record the game so I'm already showing up to this match a little frazzled upset right now dude but I was determined to not let that get in my way hey this is perfect he's flustered he's frustrated he's not going to be able to aim oh but the problems did not stop there for some reason the game decided to put me in some sort of purgatory right before the match started why can't I do anything what's happening press uh enter you had a spectator mode no I didn't do anything what are you doing Matt I'm not doing anything bro come on you got to step it up man come on I have already all but given up here what the heck bro this game is busted dude do people stress game I thought gaming was a way to like relieve y are taking video games some of you are out there playing stressful games Brian is officially the PS5 Champion feels good to kick a man when he's down you know forgot to open this up with Brian I don't know why feel like this is smaller than I imagined it to be I mean it's a pillow feels soft I guess I'll test it so weird that people save these things I don't know maybe people have a collection of drinks but it's like not that expensive maybe they just had it left over never drank it cuz it tasted so bad yep there's definitely a dent version PS5 PlayStation wait a second wait for it wait for it that's what I wanted to see digital performance energy drink I mean I'm sure it's probably wow 300 calories okay almost like 270 calories for an energy drink and there's a bunch of other things in here that I have no idea what they are but I'm sure it's not real food this thing definitely expired a couple years ago 2022 2 years ago ni One dirty top let's clean that okay here we go this thing better not explode oh that is a smell okay should we have people try it it's a PS5 energy drink I give it a c minus for sure it's two years expired is it yeah oh bro you upset I will be later one taste everyone knows the rules foamy not my face none for him what's up maybe later I'm going going to try a PS5 energy drink I can't even read what it is oh it's not bad I like it it's 2 years expired my turn a this one you're going to be surprised by baby glitch the company's name is Baby glitch right I like it all right that's empty that's all that's all trash what 100% food grade silicone he doesn't know what it is I'm going to let you guess what it is it's a chew toy a chew toy or a teething thing it's a CH when they're for kids you don't call them ch toys that's for dogs usually a teething toy these like pop in and out what baby's going to know how to do that well if it's sucking okay were you trying to buy like good like no I'm trying to cement my identity as a PS5 lover this is the only thing that I care about in life now I will say if I see a kid with this I'm like okay your dad is a gamer or your mom's a gamer like for sure cuz there's no reason to get a CH I just feel like it's it's not a I feel like it's a bad idea to train your kid to chew on your controllers oh right but let's do it anyways come here buddy I have something for you let's look at your teeth so E you smell like peanut butter okay you got all your teeth now tell me something would you like to chew on this no why not you don't want to chew on this why is it it's a teething toy come on no why not okay come here Luna's going to do it you don't want to try I was happy I found a willing participant but my kids weren't teething what would you review at a dope or a note 10 so I borrowed a baby all right what do you think about the teether PS5 oh look he knows how to hold it oh look at that yeah chew it put it in your mouth yeah you could do it buddy nice now when you see any of your dad's controllers chew them up well I think that settles it that's a dope o yeah this is special I mean the case looks nice it's for the special someone to commemorate anniversaries things like that okay that's kind of cool you like that let's see if it glows oh okay oh well it does kind of but it doesn't actually Char oh no it does charge it does here charge it yeah yeah yeah can you guys even see us now can't see me oh it does glow look at that wow see that's cool but but you could just do this but then you can't see the glow cuz you have it on your finger you can oh actually you kind of can that is cool if it wasn't for the PS logo I would can put the PS logo on the inside of your hand and no one would even know when you give go for high fives you're like is that a PS that is cool hey you like that yeah that is cool go to a rave and you're like I like that concept of the glow this is a dopee though here's the thing I don't think your wife would appreciate a glowing finger no I bet you if she didn't see the PS5 logo on she like oh that's kind of interesting yeah interesting I like it I know Sarah and she would not that'd be the nicest thing she say a her defense I have lost like two wedding rings already so this next product I'll admit was a bit difficult to pitch and unbox with a fellow dude I'll give you one if you want to this I'm going to choose my words wisely here if if you want to film yourself but not be don't be naked is that like a urge that I have just to get naked well you will when you see this I like this little bath bomb you like this okay you like that for the record all of these came intact you want to do a review of it okay we'll test it I'll FaceTime you okay yeah yeah let's get in the bath at the same time and FaceTime each other just ran myself a bath warm relaxing about to throw this puppy in there call my good friend hey what's good dude y bath buddies B we're BB's we're BB's bro bath Bros yeah yeah this is weird you got your uh PS5 or Playstation bath bomb careful where you put that thing bro I don't want to see anything I'm not supposed to that is a potent smell y'all are we going to see a bubble are you ready I'm ready three two one oh bro imagine that's a real PS5 controller and it does that I would hop out real quick hey that is some serious bubbles I don't think it's a bubble bath it's just a bath bomb bro it's already disintegrated yeah what the heck bro hey this smells good not going to lie oh so potent all the paint that was on it too oh look it's all gone oh that's so powerful I have a smaller room than you do so the stent's not going anywhere I'm ready to take a nap in here that's a strong scent oh I like it I'm really sensitive to Smells though dude don't don't touch yourself like that while we're while we're bathing together bro just just don't do that now the water just kind of looks murky there's like chunks of stuff in here now when you hear the word bath water that's what this looks like like the black stuff from the remote yeah I'm uncomfortable in here I have an extra one do you want it uh yes you do want it yes all right then you say it's a dope here's what I said it's a dope it works well at the end does everything it claims and so it's a dope for me personally I'll never use it again I'm going to leave you to enjoy your bath yes and I will do the same bath bro out peace this one we're going to have hours of fun with oh come on come on dog I thought what do you sayy we're doing PS5 products I'm like yeah we're going to be nerding out on some tech I know these are pretty lame aren't they it says they're metal coasters okay I take it back these are kind of cool you like these would you use these in your office they kind of fit your Vibe no this feels like something a grandma gets a grandson that's like he's into gaming so I'm sure he's going to love this right I would say it's it's a good stocking suffer I say no boom go for it man it's all you bro no don't worry about that look how nasty the table look like you just licked just like touching it and smudging it ooh that smells like a PS5 no way that smells like you're not getting a PS5 that smells delicious does it it smells really good yeah I know I want to eat this I know it it smells really good but didn't even do the PS5 like in any what what is that it's Snicker doodle dude oh now I'm going to eat snicker doodles today cuz I have no self control seeing the candle in person I'm still not sure I understand the joke like that one woman's husband that laughed so hard he almost cried I wanted to see if I was the only one what smells like you're not getting one she laughed that that was a laugh all right what's going on here I need more data it actually is no way what her too what's wrong with with me look at her look how much she's loving this she's just she she likes this too much you know what I don't think I'm supposed to understand this my humor has transcended candle humor yeah yeah let's go with that wait what oh no no I think they sent us the wrong stuff oh no they sent us the right stuff they just sent us two that is one Derpy PS5 controller that's like a 2010's word derpy look let me show you wait what oh no it's for the other airpods it's for like the the non-pro ones it just makes it so big what are you trying to do I don't understand what the point of it is it protects and so if you drop it it bump it protects your case no cuz look can I drop it no I know they fly they they'll do that with it Amanda has a pair I will put them in I will drop them and they will fly everywhere if it falls out it's a Noe classic airpods throw those in there like that throw that on there like this that's what supposed to do for the most part it worked but it didn't work every time this is just really stupid so I'm just going to get through this really fast cuz I don't care about it oh it's a product Oh it's a bank little nice soft pads there get all the coins out it's just you know yeah so that's that paladone yeah I know they make like all the products bro bro you got to be hardcore oh these buttons work or two of them work and these the top two don't these don't work do those work y this would go in your office cuz that's that black and white look it's a controller clock I'm not 10 years old here we go it turns on these buttons oh these buttons do work they turn the alarm on and off I'm telling you know for like a kids's room yeah for a kids room this one I'm actually pretty excited for ooh it's kind of like like a knockoff of a portal I thought it was it's not the portal it's a Project X okay yeah project project X so this is not an official this is definitely not official in fact there's probably stolen ROMs on here oh look at that super shiny wa wao you see that finish but that's cheap looking no what do you mean no it's not it's actually not cheap looking there's like a little metallic in there no that sounds that sounds bad look how thin it is though that is surprisingly thin impressed this is only 4 $ you hear all the crackling though it's like looking at the listing again it actually lowered to $30 I'm surprised you like it it's I I haven't even turned it on yet so let's not let's not put words in my mouth all right imagine you were a kid bro oh I would love this thing imagine your dad like you know can't afford a PS5 cuz that's like what $600 700 when you add up all the like controllers and games and stuff this is the on button right here we're going to turn it on I expect it to be janky Project X LED they did what they had to do to make it look like a PS5 they sure did Street Fighter yeah it says it has PS1 games dude let's go to PS1 okay I mean if this stuff works let's go to PS one what truly annoys me on this is the button layout you can see right here that this is a and then B seems normal except the B does the a thing and the a does the B thing so when I press a it's really pressing B in all the games that it plays and when you press B it's it's really like pressing a so it's it's just generally confusing supposedly it comes with 2,000 games PS5 games no Tekken the review was right it only comes with one PS1 game which it's okay you can find ROMs online don't don't do that very illegal unless you own the ROM and you make it yourself is that screen that's a dim screen I will say also ebooks which I tried and new shock no matter how hard I try it just will not open an ebook sadly but even if it did I mean each word would be like three pixels and reading with an aspect ratio like this would be like reading a book sideways so ultimately I didn't really want to anyways it's playing PS1 games that's actually pretty cool look at this it's actually fluid too oh that's slow motion I don't know is it dude I'm going to actually kick his butt uh-oh this speakers are giving out you hear it it's C the horns you mean huh the horns they're called horns yeah these are called back horns good yeah I won dude throwing some PlayStation 1 games on this thing was pretty easy actually you just drop them on the SD card pop the SD card in and they show up it seems to be able to play all of my favorite games The Phantom Menace that old school jackiechan game and of course the Beloved Pepsi man in which you run around as the human equivalent to a Pepsi can doing Pepsi can things every boy's dream it says there's 10,000 Game Boy games on this but there's only like a thousand Game Boy games in existence and if you scroll you only see 500 and for Game Boy Advance it's not much different it says there's 18800 games technically speaking only actually 1,500 have ever been made connecting it to the TV with the HDMI cable was easy but not ideal here we go HDMI that's not what my screen looks like that should be black oh and there's Jackie Chan this horribly fails so here's the deal this thing is a kid's dream or it's a dream product for that Dad who really wants to play those old school PS1 games that he used to play back when he was in his prime but for 30 bucks I'm going to have to say it's a dope I mean 30 bucks barely gets you dinner now so it's not a bad deal anyways go subscribe to Brian us go subscribe to us yeah that's true go subscribe to us over on high stakes because if you are a person that eats food you're going to want to see this\n"