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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Welcome to "Mystery Tech"!(bells dinging)♪ Ba-da-da-dun-dun, ba-da-da-da-dun ♪That is a chungus if I've ever seen one.So I don't know what this is,but I see it says "astro"with the Amazon little smile on it.I've no idea what Amazon Astro is.- Oh, is this, oh!- Yeah, baby!- Oh, I know what this is.Oh, can you open it, open it.Open it.- I will.- Open it.- That's the point of this show.- Austin, unbox it, come on.(Austin sneezing)- (laughing) Oh my God.- Oh crap.- Whoo!- This got so,it took a second turn.- He's gonna be the one replacedby this thing.- Ah, now there's somestuff going on here.So it says "astro".- Wait, do you reallynot know what this is?- Absolutely no idea. What is it?- They're like, what if Alexacould be even more annoyingand follow you around the house?- Oh, this stupid sh-- Yeah.- Okay. Oh my God.(team laughing)- It's-- It's ProfessorXavier, but with a screen.- It's some Wall-E ass little dude.All right. All right. Let's do this.(team vocalizing)- Start here.Open me first. Charger inside.Plug in the charger, wake Astro,and follow the onscreen steps.Is this like a little security camera?Basically, he like roamsaround trying to make surethat the bad guys don't "Home Alone"their way into your house?- I actuallythink that's part of it.I think that's part,that was like part of the pitchwas that like, when you're not home,it'll just kind of navigate aroundand like, surveillance thehouse while you're gone.- Look, man.- He a little thick, but that's okay.- This looks like a Pixar mom.- This is likewhat the kids call "gyat".(team laughing)- No.- Astro is ready.So let's welcome him homeand take a few steps back.I'm gonna stand right in frontof it and see what happens.- What?- Oh, he's got eyes.Okay. A couple steps back.(down tempo music)(Astro beeping and making robot sounds)It is so loud.- Like it fills upthe entire room with power.- I'm docking.Oh, get outta the way.Okay. All right.That's enough. You canstop. That's enough.Okay. Okay. Okay. Allright. All right. All right.- Hello.- Oh, it'sassimilating our language.(Astro making robot sounds)- Hi. Let'stry a few things. Okay.Astro, dance.Dance, boy, dance.(Astro making whoopingsounds and playing music)(team laughing)- Whoo!- I like the way hislittle antenna comes up.- Teach Astro to recognize you.A visual idea allowsyou to, oh, good Lord.So basically, they gotta takea bunch of pictures of meso they can process andfigure out who I am.Oh. 'cause I have tobe looking down at it.- Yeah. Tilt your head up.- My chin?I don't like this at all.Okay. He's gonna start exploring now.So before we get tofully experience Astro,he needs to learn the spaceand learn the pros and cons.Oh God. Here he goes. Okay.All right. He's learning now.Whoa. Okay. Look how fast this dude is.Dude, he's way too fast.I don't like the fact that he's fast.No, I just don't wanna-Oh, oh-- Oh my God. Let cables let,- Oh God.- Astro, raise the Periscope.Oh, that's creepy.- Okay. That's not, oh, Jesus.- Wow.Astro, take a picture.(shutter clicks)Look at that. That's what you gonna, neat.It's uploading to the cloud.- Amazon photos.- Oh, good Lord.Nothing ever goes to Amazon Photos."Finding Austin".It's gonna look for me.So I told it to look for me.So let's see if it can find me.Oh, he's looking.Oh, he can't find his own-Op, there you go.Oh. Oh, no. Okay.Daddy. (laughs)I solved it.- Just asked me to play.- Just tell him to play Cocomelonand follow your kid around.You're done.Jeffy B, this is worth it.I dunno if this replaces me or my child.Maybe both of us.Maybe humans are overratedand Wall-E is real.How much was Astro?$1600?- Like 1, 6, 0, 0.- Astro, who is Austin Evans?- On variousnumbers that is not new...(indistinct)(team laughing)Well, it's like 80% correct.(Astro burps loudly)- Whoa.- Whoa.- Why did he get rightup in your face on that one?(everyone laughing)That was personal.- This is oneof the weirdest thingswe've ever looked at,but I just cannot wrapmy head around the ideathat this ever was an actual productand that they are with astraight face selling itfor $1600.Like, I get it. There's alot of robotic tech in here.It's really neat, but like,it feels like they came up with this idea,they decided, "We'regonna sell this robot"and then they just tried toadd features to it later.But like, what does this solvebesides being an expensiveCocomelon delivery device?And my answer to that is it doesn't.Thank you to the sponsor of this video,Bitdefender.Bitdefender is consistently rated as oneof the best cybersecuritycompanies in the industry.Tons of the largest companies in the worldeven use their technology asthe core of their security.But now, any business,no matter how small,can have Bitdefender'senterprise level protectionwith GravityZone.Every business should takecybersecurity seriously.Roughly 75% of companiesreport that just one ransomwareattack on their companycan destroy everything they've built.Yikes.But most of those same companiesdon't invest in cybersecurity,which is where GravityZone comes in.GravityZone is designed withindustry leading preventionand protection technologiesthat stop phishing, ransomware,and fileless malware attacks.It scans and stops suspiciouscontent and web traffic,so the bad guys don't evenget the opportunity to attack you.GravityZone also backs up all of your dataand restores access,so you don't have to worryabout ransomware attacks.And Bitdefender grows with your business.You can customize yourprotection, so you can be as leanas you want and add moreprotection when you need it.Best of all, GravityZone is super simple.And for an exclusive 50% offdiscount, definitely be sureto go check out Bitdefenderat the link in the description.And a huge thank you to Bitdefenderfor sponsoring this video.What the heck is- ?Wow, that's a lightweight box. Cool.And another one? Sure. Why not?This was shipped on September 22nd, 2023.Yeah. What year is it anyways?Is it still 2024? Hopefully.- Oh, that's aroundthe time of my birthday.- Well, happy birthday Ken.- Happy birthday.(Ken clapping)Oh, it's a whole thing.We've got the covert, oh, this is Genki.Not to be confused with Denki.(bubble pops)(laughing)I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.But Genki have a numberof Switch accessories.So I looked at these, oh man,it's probably a coupleyears ago at this point,on "Mystery Tech".It looks like they've got a whole new set.So this is the Covert Dock 2.I like the Covert Dock 1 a lot.Essentially, it is asingle little power brickthat also has like your HDMI, USB,like everything you wouldneed to run the Switch.So that's very cool.Oh, there's a handwritten note."Hey Austin, thanks forbeing an awesome Genki fan.Please ignore any typos inthe placeholder packaging.We are in a rush to get these outand the final packagingwill look different."You know, you didn't need to be in a rush.Evidently, I don't get these things(Ken laughing)until months and months later.So if there's a typo, I'llnot hold it against you.Well, there's also the ShadowCast 2 Pro,which is a game cap, which is 4K,and it is compact, instant setup.So this is actually cool.- Before you actually open that.- Yeah.- There's one morething that they sent us.It has been so long.They sent us a nice Christmas card.- "Hi Austin. The entire team at Genkiwould like to wish you ahappy, happy holidays."(both laughing)"As a special thank you,here's a hundred dollar gift code for youor anyone else to use it."There you go.If that code still works, happy holidays.2024. Great holiday season.Hey, thanks, friends at Genki.I'm also looking forwardto the year of 2024.I'm sure it's gonna be great.So let's start out withthe game cap, which,oh, interesting.It's got like sort of like this sortof clear, translucent plastic on the top.So on the back here, we've got HDMI,in and out, AUX and line,and as well as USB-C.What I'm really excited to try is this.So the Covert Dock 2 isa really clever idea.Now this is designed largely,I would say for the Switch,but it should work with almost anythingthat uses USB-C and HDMI.So it's a, actually, howmany watts is it? 40?- 45.- 45 watts. So.- It says it righton the top. The big "45 W".- That? That bit?Oh, got it.(Ken laughing)The idea here is that insteadof carrying a separate USBC dock around with you,this functions not only asthe charger for your laptop,your Steam Deck, yourSwitch, whatever the case is,but also look at that.Look how tiny that is.I mean, it's a little bitbigger than a normal dock,but you've got not onlyUSB A, so it functionsas a USB A port, but alsoa full 4K 60 HDMI 2.0.I also like the fact that it'sa little bit translucent too,so you can kind of see it'sgot like some character to it.This thing is sick.It also comes with the adapter.So if you close the, oh,look at, it's actually kind of neat.So it's got like the US plugon it, but if I close that upand then I take the adapter,it actually slides onto theplug and then you've got it.So technically what you coulddo is you actually coulduse this as a travel adapter.This might look like a lot of cables,but essentially, what this is,is the actual Genki covert dock,which not only powering our Steam Deck,but also providing the USB and the HDMI.The HDMI is going from thisdock into our game capture,which is being sent overto OBS to be recordedand is spitting out a 1440P,144 hertz signal.It might be a lot of jargon,but essentially, notonly could you use thisto stream and to record,but importantly, you're doing itwith essentially no penalty.A 1440P, 144 signal comingto a monitor is very,very impressive.So all that being said, let'splay Ken's Steam Deck. Woo.That looks really nice.I don't actually have an FPS counter up,but it certainly is a nice cleanand very low latency pass through.I liked the first Covert Dock.It was very cool.The fact that this one now does 4Kand has that sick design and everything,and plus has power on two ports.Man, good job y'all.Sorry it took a largenumber of months for meto actually look at it, butI'm real happy with it now!Hit me.- Really?- No, don't actually hit me.Like throw the thing to me.What is it? What? What is this?McDonald's Crocs.What the Croc? Am I loving it?So these are officially branded,McDonald's themed Crocs.(foot thuds)- I'm going to do it again.- Oh, Jesus.How did you already have the?- You know, I've learnedto kick my shoe off,whip my leg out,and drop it right on thetable with a moment's notice.- I'm getting crampslooking at that. Yeah.That's what I'm concerned about.- Let's see, I got, I got this.- It was y our wife that donated these.- Oh no.- She says that it's very importantthat you wear these.- Why does she say thatit's important for meto wear McDonald's Crocs?- That's what I'm worried about.- So we got the charms,which are actually, no,no, no, they're not built in.So they're just pre-applied.So we got ourselves thefries, the arches, a Big Mac,nugs, little fries, and a Coke.I'm gonna take my sock off now.- Oh, oh God.(team groaning)- You think I'm going to.- Oh, get better socks, man.- Yeah, this little-- It looks likeyou got the black plagueon your feet every timeyou take off your shoes.(Austin laughs)Don't wipe it on the table.- Oh my God.(Austin blowing)- We eat off of that.(Austin jumping on table)(team laughing)- Jesus. I've never, okay.- Hello down there.- Oh Jesus.- I... am actually happy.I, you don't say A-Cam is maybenot the most flattering angle.- You're theonly person in this roomwho's happy.- Well, I'm loving it.So, I'd like to model you my Crocs.So you see, I got my, mygibbits, my, my giblets,my gubbins.Well, this is the position I'm inif I have too much McDonald's. (laughs)- Ah. Where's the squatty potty collab?- So these are $70.- Okay.- They have a sport mode.They have a sport. You're in sport mode.- All Crocs have sport mode.- These are in sport mode.- Well, they arevery textured on the bottom.It looks like you can kind of run in them.- I think it's pretty clear.You can buy yourselfthree Big Macs, a Sprite,and two cookies or $70 worth of Crocs.- No, I think you meantwo number nines, a number nine large,a number six with extra dip, number seven,two number 45s, one withcheese, and a large soda.- Ah, here we go again.(camera whooshing)(box falling)- Ah.- So you know what, I can always tellif a "Mystery Tech" item is expensive.Either it is displayed withwhite gloves or yeetedacross the table.Matt, you realize thatyou're just basically askingto have a shot pot contest.Oh good lord. That's de-monetizable.You can't pull out weaponslike that on a YouTube video.- You guys even got a freeticket to the gun show.- Anyway, let's seewhat's inside, shall we?Newspaper?- Wow. Is that? Thatlooks like a gigantic AirPod.- So, 3D printed. It doeshave like a hinge on the top.It's got a hole, whichlooks vaguely like USB C ishor something.Is there any context to what this is?- Well, I thought youwere gonna try and guess it.- A Mac mini?- Yeah.- There you go.- Look at him learning.- Okay, got it. What?But, but what, what is thispart for? Is this like?- Remember, rememberthe GameCube adapter?- Are you trying to tell meyou can put like an iPhoneor an iPad on top of your Mac Mini?- Yeah.- Oh, because you can doan iPad as the display.So you can turn your Macmini into a lapt-. I get it.I think I get it.So this is said Mac mini.This looks like, is itour M2 Pro Mac Mini?- Yeah.- Okay. All right.So these pivot out andthen I put it like this.So I can take an iPad miniand just line it up here.And that actually seems towork pretty well. What is that?Oh, what the,we've got a display up and running.(team laughing)It's a little bit small.This is so much better thanjust a MacBook where you know,it has a keyboard and trackpad and everything you need.- So while you build thatup, I'm gonna be logicaland say this probably isn'tmeant to be a laptop per se.- Yeah.- But like I just, thisis a secondary displayto a regular display thatyou'd have on your desk.- Yeah.- See look, Mac OS now shows up.Okay, so now I'm gonnaplug my iPad mini back inand turn on Sidecar.So apparently even whenyou're connected via USB C,you still can't do itunless you're connectedto the same iCloud account.After a very brief and simple setup,it definitely didn'ttake me like 20 minutes,I can now use my iPad on the Mac Minias a display.- Look at it, so cute.- But I see thisand I think, well,clearly I should use thiswith only the iPad display, right?So I'm just gonna unplug our monitorand it turns off the iPad andapparently my mom texted me.Huh? So I unplugged the monitorand it doesn't work anymore.So you have to use itas a secondary displayand it doesn't work as a primary.- Wait, I havesomething to test it with.- This is...Hello?What you got there?Oh, like a headless HDMI dongle.- Try pluggingin USB C with the dongleto trick it into thinkingthat there's a monitor.- Right, right.Yeah, I understandthat. But watch, as soonas I unplug this, it does not work.Right. So it just shuts off.Okay, I plug this in. Oh.Oh, well I should-(team laughing)- Close the lid.(circus music)- Holyit's a laptop.(Mac Mini shuts)What? Did you break the thing?- It came like that?- Now, you did.- What happened to Roboraptor?What happened to this box?It's like been absolutely sat on.Also is this Baby Raptorand he also has a RadioShack thing on his butt.Hold on, hold on. It's a Mini Roboraptorfrom 2005?Oh my God. And it saysRadio Shack right here.So this is, okay, you gottagimme some backstory here.You tracked down an an originalMini Roboraptor from 2005?- Yeah.- Yeah.- How much did you pay forMini Roboraptor from 2005?- It was, it was around 40 bucks.- 40 bucks.- Oh, that's not bad.So as I'm sure you're all aware,the real mascot of theseries is Robo T Raptor.He's been here since episode two or three.All I know is we're aboutto join the RoboraptorRevolution, a fusionof technology and personality.I like the fact that youwere able to find this'cause I did not know that there was evera Mini Roboraptor.All right, so I'm gonnagently unbox this item,which is nearly 20 years old now.Let us free our little buddywho is real grimy looking.Something's up with this guy. Oh my God.His leg is detached.- No!- So he is got a leg here,but this does not look like, yeah,that's not gonna go like back on.I don't understand what happened.Also, I don't understand howhe's been broken when he hasbeen sitting in a box for 19 years.Gents, should we bury him,put 'em back into theearth where we found him?(gentle music)Thank you for joining us todayto pay our final respectsto Roboraptor Mini.He didn't have long on this earth,but we're going to celebratehim the best that we can.Ken, would you be so kind?- Roboraptor Mini.More than a robotic dinosaur.(Matt crying)I know.- It's okay. It's okay.- Take your time.- It's okay.- Roboraptor Mini, morethan a robotic dinosaur,was bound to be a truemember of the family.Since rolling off theassembly line at WowWee,we never got to see thecurious and playful characterhe could have been.We couldn't explore, wecouldn't cuddle, laugh together,hear his first tech tip.His life was cut shortby a tragic accident.We ought not to dwell onthe sadness of his death,but celebrate the joy ofhis short, short life.(Matt crying)Roboraptor Mini, we will miss you.We'll never forget youand we'll always hold you in our hearts.Rest in peace, our dear friend,our dinosaur, Roboraptor Mini.- ♪ Oh, Dino Boy,the wires are crossed. ♪♪ From Roar to roar andsomething, lyrics, sad. ♪I-Sorry. I can't, I can't.- It's okay.- I can't.- It's okay. It's okay. Come on.(Matt sniffs and cries)- Goodbye.And may you find peace.Thank you very much forwatching this episodeof "Mystery Tech".This took a turn that none of us expected,but we will be back oncewe gather ourselves back upand hit that review table one more time.Roboraptor will stay strongand Roboraptor Mini willhopefully find peace.(sighs)(Matt cries)(dramatic music)