I wasted $1134 on Amazon MYSTERY TECH

Two Minutes Before Finishing Mystery Tech

Just as I was about to wrap up my review of Mystery Tech, Austin's phone started buzzing with an incoming call. "It's a black hat," he said, picking it up to answer the call. The person on the other end was asking him a series of questions about his computer setup, including the type of processor and RAM. Austin seemed oblivious to the conversation, too caught up in trying to figure out what was going on with his mysterious tech.

As he continued to chat with the caller, it became clear that this was no ordinary phone call. "Oh, it's an LED hat," Austin said suddenly, as if it had just dawned on him. The person on the other end seemed confused by this response, but Austin didn't explain. Instead, he launched into a tangent about his recent experience building a PC with Jake. It was clear that Austin was still trying to process what was happening with his tech.

Just then, Ken walked into the room and asked Austin if everything was okay. "I'm getting mild flashbacks to when I did the chicken wing PC build with Jake," Austin said, still sounding confused. Ken laughed and teased him about being a bit warm, but Austin insisted that it wasn't hot or spicy - just "hot and spicy." The two friends continued to banter back and forth, with Ken making jokes about Austin's lack of culinary skills.

As the conversation continued, Austin's phone started beeping again. This time, it was from an app that had installed itself on his hat. "What could go wrong?" he asked, sounding frustrated. The app was asking for access to his location and contacts, but Austin seemed hesitant to grant it permission. Ken encouraged him to just say yes, but Austin was more cautious.

Finally, after a few minutes of deliberation, Austin decided to give the app access. To his surprise, it started working right away, displaying a series of flashing lights and animations on the hat's LEDs. "This is the slowest thing ever," Ken said, laughing at the app's sluggish pace. But Austin seemed delighted by its quirks, exclaiming that he loved the way it looked.

As they continued to play with the app, Ken asked Austin how much he had paid for the custom LED hat. Austin replied that it had cost $15, which Ken found astonishing. "That's not even close to what Jordans typically cost," Ken said. Just then, a message arrived from Jacques Slade, the host of Surface Originals. It turned out that Jacques had sent Austin a pair of custom sneakers as a gift.

Austin was thrilled by the surprise and quickly showed off his new shoes to Ken. As they admired the sleek design, Ken asked if there was anything they could do with the sneakers that would make them even more special. Austin suggested trying to customize them himself, but Ken warned him about the risks of creasing the material.

In the end, Austin decided to be careful and avoid damaging the shoes. He carefully stood up and sat back down again, making sure not to create any wrinkles in the fabric. As they both laughed at his antics, Ken expressed admiration for Austin's unique sense of style. "Those actually look pretty good," he said, eyeing the sneakers approvingly. Austin grinned, feeling proud of his new shoes and his place in the world of fashion.