The Mysterious World of Medical Monitoring Equipment

As I sat down to discuss the intricacies of medical monitoring equipment with my colleagues, one question caught everyone's attention: "What is traditionally registered in milligrams per hour?" The answer, however, was not as straightforward as it seemed. "It's usually measured in milliliters per minute," someone replied, leaving us all scratching our heads. But what about oxygen saturation levels? Are they measured in percent or something else entirely?

We pondered the mysteries of medical monitoring equipment, wondering what secrets lay hidden behind the sleek designs and complex interfaces. The monitor on my desk seemed to be watching me, its digital display flickering with an otherworldly energy. I felt a sense of trepidation as I gazed at it, unsure of what dangers or delights it might hold.

Suddenly, someone spotted something moving in the background – a cat, perhaps? Or was it something more sinister? We gathered around to get a closer look, our curiosity piqued by the enigmatic sight. As we watched, transfixed, the image on the screen seemed to come alive, its pixels dancing with an energy that was both mesmerizing and unnerving.

But then, without warning, the conversation took a turn for the unexpected. A joke, carefully crafted and delivered, had us all in stitches. "What's wrong?" someone asked, chuckling. "Is there something interesting to see in here?" Our laughter died down as we realized that, perhaps, we'd been too caught up in our own humor to notice what was actually going on.

As we settled back into our seats, a sense of anticipation hung in the air. Would the next joke be just as hilarious? Or would it fall flat, leaving us all looking like fools? The tension was palpable as we waited with bated breath for something – anything – to happen.

But then, disaster struck. A joke bombed miserably, its attempt at humor falling flat on its face. We laughed good-naturedly at its expense, relieved that the conversation had never been more entertaining. And yet, just as we thought things couldn't get any better, another door appeared seemingly out of nowhere.

"What happened?" someone asked, bewildered. "Is there something wrong?" As we looked around, trying to make sense of the strange occurrence, it became clear that our joke-telling session had taken an unexpected turn. The doors, once a simple feature, now seemed like an integral part of the experience – and we were determined to see what other surprises lay in store for us.

With that, we embarked on a journey through the unknown, navigating the twists and turns of medical monitoring equipment with humor and wit. Would we emerge unscathed, or would our sense of humor be tested to the limit? Only time would tell – but one thing was certain: this was going to be an adventure to remember.

The Wait is Over

As I stood there, waiting for something – anything – to happen, I couldn't help but wonder what was happening behind the scenes. The clock on the wall seemed to be ticking away with an otherworldly energy, its digital display flashing with a strange intensity. Was it just a normal clock, or was something more sinister at play?

Suddenly, without warning, the door creaked open, revealing a sight that made our jaws drop in unison. But what was it? A cat, perhaps? Or something far more unexpected? As we stared in amazement, transfixed by the image on the screen, it became clear that this was no ordinary occurrence.

The joke was about to bomb – and I was ready.

A Joke Bombed Miserably

We all waited with bated breath as Mark took the stage, ready to unleash a joke that would either kill or be killed. The anticipation was palpable as we waited for the punchline – but when it came, it fell flat on its face. The room erupted into laughter, good-naturedly teasing Mark about his lack of comedic skill.

But just as we thought things couldn't get any better, another door appeared seemingly out of nowhere. What was going on? Was this some kind of joke? And why did the doors keep showing up?

The Cluster Bomb Joke

As I stood there, trying to make sense of it all, I realized that we were in for a wild ride. A joke, carefully crafted and delivered, had us all in stitches – but then, without warning, disaster struck. The punchline was so bad that it actually worked.

We laughed good-naturedly at its expense, relieved that the conversation had never been more entertaining. And yet, just as we thought things couldn't get any better, another door appeared seemingly out of nowhere.

The Doors Keep Showing Up

As we continued on our journey through the unknown, the doors kept showing up – and we were determined to see what other surprises lay in store for us. What was behind each one? Would it be a cat, or something far more unexpected?

We laughed and joked, trying to make sense of it all – but deep down, we knew that this was something special. This was an adventure unlike any other, one that would push our senses to the limit and leave us forever changed.

And so, with hearts full of laughter and minds full of wonder, we embarked on a journey through the unknown, ready to face whatever came next – doors and all.

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for it I don't care for it I feel very small guys what's wrong this is normal I don't know what you're talking about this this is how markfield door knobs are at face level normally for Mar yeah yeah what are you talking about this perfectly fine guys the normal humaniz doors are very cool yeah what's going on well I'm glad we didn't just rush cuz I swear that didn't look like that for the first they were probably growing very slowly the entire time ear there nope I have a good feeling about nine yeah Nine's going to be The Nine's going to be the one nine doesn't exist got eight got8 by seven if I recall that's true doors H normal humaniz doors caution dead floor now they now they look small I don't yeah they wait wait what's up do you guys hear that here what come here come come to come to Old oh god oh my god oh me uh all right I'm goodbye I think I'll just uh are you guys not curious what he thinks is so funny over here I imagine you told him a good joke man but he's never laughed at it before he must have really liked that caution dead floor prank he he really lik we'll see you on the next floor tell us the joke on the next floor all right impatient friends over here want yeah get in the thing get push the thing you think that's like an emote you think I can do that that'd be really fun I wish you could do that wait oh wait actually hello oh oh it's fine oh oh is it do you see the other one there's another one nope I'm going to get Gucci goo Gucci a oh my turn get him get him get him hey get over you oh wait get him you got the middle we'll get him this is some Scooby-Doo Shenanigans get no oh he's just just me I'm the only one who gets to play oh no SP oh it's my turn it's my turn it's my turn I'm winning it's my turn I'm the fastest oh where'd it go it's gone oh oh well now it's normal now yeah actually now it is normal H I don't know if that counts guys I got to be honest all right fine whatever this guy here big beautiful 11 that was a fun little mini game I enjoyed yeah I can't believe we won it mole whacker is that whacka moer whack old mole love mole Wacker olda funny what's so boy up Chuckles huh you laughing huh so funny today does he ow it's funny when I hit him huh do you like that you like that how wait D he's not into it wait the do on again seen this before random So Random it's okay it's okay uh ah so who's your favorite streamer these days guys I watch a lot of Netflix all right no no no no uh-oh guys what's he running away from I think we're in trouble the smell on this elevator D we've been on here so long yeah you're oh no oh you know when I make when I when Henry's pooping I seem to do that and Amy doesn't like it oh come on I thought you were say when I make farts no just Damie doesn't like me making fun of Henry pooping cuz he poops funny he poops really funny have you seen him poop no you should make a video about it he poops uphill and like he doesn't actually lower his butt he like raises his butt up in the air it's very strange he poops really funny and so he always poops uphill and always rolls back on oh oh hey guys I shouldn't make fun of Henry pooping all right Henry is a dog I should I should clarify Henry is a dog's a dog streamers you like lately well talk about Henry pooping oh you watch Henry poops oh man my favorite streamer wait so this is terrible cuz I can't remember his actual name but if you if you search for it it'll come up have you guys seen the guy who has a a wooden box that he gets sealed inside of that rotates like like a like it's on an axle and it rotates oh my God okay yeah why did that dog toy make that sound at us there was there was something on the painting I went up to look at it and that happened yeah I noticed the painting looked funny but I couldn't tell what and then that happened anyway I'm going to tell I'm going to hold you H and tell my story before we go he gets sealed in a big box like a humanized box and there are buttons on each each wall of the box and he plays games in this box that rotates freely and so he has to like balance so that he can reach the buttons he needs to press to play the video games you should look it up is the box like very funny like rotating it's like a big yeah it rotates all the way around like it'll it'll like like a log roll like it'll just roll roll roll and he just like has to try and play games by pressing buttons all around the inside of this box it's fantastic hm that sounds cool it's very cool it's very cool check it out nothing I can't remember his his channel name for the life of me though so sorry person who that's what it is don't do that don't do that wait oh no wet is good you heard it here wet is good ah what is good I don't that's the Wade motto I it it's weird but it seems normal I think we're good I'm G give it another pass just in case that's probably like not the a bad idea to do that trash fine this medicine's fine I'll be over here what's wrong with this plant you you fine I wish we could leave without him yeah what that guys what hey Mark how's it going oh we said hope you don't Leaf without us it was a plant joke cuz you really at a plant I love plants like to plant him six feet under what I said ah like plants from Down Under oh Australia yeah all right I'm coming guys sounds great all right we seem fine coming to his death what I said come in and catch your breath how did I know that was you how did I know that was you get wait I saw my bald head it came through my head it's what oh oh what oh are you guys seeing things and then not things and holy Jesus God I forgot that was going to happen what is that what oh oh oh oh wa wait wait guys oh God don't not look at it wait are you oh my God please how do I run look at it or don't look at it definitely look at it probably look at it oh God it's coming after me oh God to the right Mark Mark run run to the run I'm doomed I'm going to look at it I don't know if you need to look at it I'm going to be honest I yeah I look at it maybe wait you're lucky so fast guys oh wait please look at it for a second I need to run yep yep looking okay running turning okay here we go all right yeah I'm looking at it I went the wrong way right I'm looking wait what are you doing that's not the way wait what do you mean I'm right here we're doing great we're doing great oh wait what are you doing you found it yeah what am I doing that's what that's what I meant that's what I meant yeah okay where's the hi go around okay I you looking at it you looking at it nope all right thanks buddy we did it oh well see you guys okay Flor 66 but then we didn't we weren't even there mark don't know how numbers work calm down can't wait to see that Oh wait oh um uh this is so this is the new default Bud oh new new room new room check now check now check room room check aspirin brain condom med pack brain condom you got the braindom I don't know The Orange Box like a brain but my brain said condom so brain condom remember condom to you always remember to put on your brain condom condom maybe that's why I'm so stupid I guess oh God do you have you guys ever heard of the manga baky M it's about Grappler baky it's about this like fighter fighter it's about fighting um but as the as the manga progresses through time it's still ongoing to this day it's on a six like series it uh it just gets really weird like really hilariously weird and I don't know I was just reading one I was like man this guy that's grabbing on to me feels like a giant condom that keeps getting water poured into it it's getting massive and literally like that's what it was it was like the panel was like I feel like there's a giant condom hanging off of me and that was that was it it was very funny okay yeah I think we can all relate to that I felt that before probably uh our friend's gone was he always gone or was he he was gone he was he he's in the room now okay all right okay was there always a wet floor over yeah there was I guess it's no what what is that what is that what is that it's proba fine what is that here you know what Mark I'll punch him for you I'll I'll just I'll you all right I can't do anything to him Mark don't worry all right I got your back brother gets to die oh no oh that's not very fair to announce once I'm okay I'm going to die Mark has to die Mark has to die now I don't want to die you all saw it no no I had to make it fair for not me nose goes to your grave oh no Mark what what's up Oh I thought you were the one in the I was just it's fine all right I was just was there always a bottle of vitamin E complex vitamin B complex here probably probably was this bed always naked are these two beds always naked what do you mean naked like these have blankets and pillows and these two D was that the same I think that's correct oh boy I don't know if I remember that very well though is this weird messed up Shadow correct what oh I guess they're all kind of like that the Shadows of the of the smoke detectors on the ceiling in here are real Jank oh yeah there that's just how they be I guess I think we're good guys I think we're good I think shockingly we might be good I we're totally fine unless the ceiling's a little darker than it usually is yeah cuz if you look in the room the the ceiling's not that dark why would the ceiling be dark I don't am I was it like that I don't know it it probably was unless it was always like no cuz I'm in this room here and the ceiling doesn't look familiar to me so I think it was that dark before and the the brightness of this ceiling is throwing me off I think it's fine I think we're fine guys I think we're fine I think we're fine if not someone else go ahead and push the button out uh I'll take the responsibility for this one guys I mean how far I can't wait to say that big beautiful dark ceiling oh yeah familiar Darkness Darkness Darkness um all right I'll check out here you dark n dark yeah yeah n n n Nar this I'm coming in here for the first time am good Bo you nerk nerk nerk hey wait a sec hey wait a sec who oh yeah let me see let me see let me see let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on oh let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on this hey wait a minute hey hey wait a minute hey he hey hey now hey wait a minute wait a minute all right all right so why can this guy turn his head and we can't I mean I'm looking all over I don't know what you're talking about yeah I'm looking I'm turning I can look everywhere watch this I'm look to my left left wait my back did you ever think we could get can the can the anomaly be in the elevator or it's always it always has been it's always it's always has been you're right always has beens we always been oh no that's my mouse cursor there's a white dot there an orb put orbs down I'm going to go get some crucifix oh hey wait a sec that's conspicuous I don't know I don't know I might be smarter than everyone I might have noticed something everyone else can't notice I don't know I don't know all right hey I also yeah wait a minute oh last one is a rotten egg wait why aren't you fleeing Mark I I feel like you did I fle I did I did flee I looked at it no but but you did I feel like you I did look at it I looked right at it I'll leave no but but I looked at it no it was yeah did you look at the water jug with the with the six on it yeah it's a b complex not a water jug what complex this this is the thing over here oh well also this is the thing if you look at this vitamin B oh the water is way more obvious I get bonus points for noticing the small what if it was only the small did you notice the little pills huh oh all the pills have sixes on them all the bottles have sixes on them oh well it's the water cooler was the correct answer well it was the B complex cuz I called out the b complex bottle I was like oh be complex V to B complex I'm over here side with Bob you're Bob right yep I'm Bob no that's me this our side we're on this side it's you and me wa it's you and me against Bob over there Mark is the one who doesn't know how to crouch ah yeah well we'll all crouch on 3 21 3 21 Crouch you had to crouch all right yeah I agree hey wait a sec was that just a heartbeat thump thumping in my ear or am I dying of a heart attack no someone punched that was a punch I didn't hear anything oh okay so that's probably fun hey guys unless I'm really not as observing as I thought I got to I got to obser obervation to Levy about that room right there interesting yeah all right well it's it's Bob the man was Bob's freaking out over there can't believe little weirdo how do you all right while well I actually have a lot of training in Vil so it's uh you know you're very good at it I can also eat an entire foot long on chili dog while I recite the alphabet and list the state capitals in alphabetical order very I'm very fertile I thought you said vertile hey guys am I yeah wait hold on am I am I in Smalling am I am I am I are we are we Mark sizing yeah yeah I'm wait wait a minute how how are we we won't be able to press the button if it goes any further oh wait yeah that you might be onest think you're right oh no oh oh no it's fine it's oh wow weird you guys really blossomed on here yeah wait why did that happen wait is it just the farther you go down the bigger it gets no oh wait yes no it's like a it's like a time thing I think weird but you seem so tiny yeah is maybe it's how far you've moved outside the elevator huh weird all right that's a fun one he guys you get in the elevator I want to see how small I can get okay all right I'm right hey wait no let me be big all right hey Bob you're half size now wow that's so tall up there actually little little guy ow oh now you both are shrinking no no no no no I'm I'm big strong man hey shrimpy get in here is he already on I can't tell no I'm underneath your feet oh or do all got so big yeah I'm a grower it's also baky is like extremely homoerotic in so many ways there's a lot of ball kicking and also fondling occasions what are we talking about baky that manga that Mark was about I thought you said Rocky well kind of Bullwinkle or baloa you know you know you know Horror Picture Show you seeing horror pictures or you talking about the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show yeah yeah I was just wondering cuz also we I saw it I saw it once in the theater the correct way and we got the whole treatment I saw it at like 9 years old and boy was I confused when I thought I was turning on a scary movie as a kid I've never seen it you guys I it's not a thing I would like spend a lot of time I'm not like a huge Rocky Horror fan fan or whatever but like I we were to a friend who was into it and had had a whole costume took us and we did the it's fun it's a fun experience get the whole version on V on your cheek thing and do the whole thing it's fun V on your cheek thing I don't know what that means there's a whole there's it's not really hazing but there's like a whole song and dance thing that they do to first- timers if you're a if you're a firsttimer you you're called they call you a virgin and there's a whole thing they do it's very fun okay well I don't see anything here and it makes me every time I don't see something I feel like I'm missing something yeah no we're definitely missing something guys let's go all right let's do it why am I why am I the button guy I don't want to be the button guy someone else button all right I got the button possibly be incorrect I believe in me I Believe in Us hey hey we are the best I I think he's offering you a ride Mark wheel wheel wheel well I mean it's it's actually a hospital so this isn't too strange you you're laughing at Wade you laugh at w did you did you hear what Wade said I heard what he said I just didn't get the funny you must have absorbed all the funny I didn't get over me it was very funny it was hit me full blast right in my back Parts I'm glad cuz I found it funny that was good that was a good one just cuz Mark doesn't get to SL I just didn't you you greedily slurped up all the funny yeah like that there's plenty to go around Mark here I'll say it again wheel wheel wheel is it funny now about what wheel about what well wheel about the wheelchair cuz thez it I don't see a wheelchair cuz it wheel oh there's wheelchair in here there's a wheelchair in here if you recall there was a ow you know comedy's about timing see if you went up to this chair and you were no it is not I don't know why when you just started saying comies about timing something in my was just like moo I don't ever want to hear that c again oh man he hit me with the funny blast right in my face that was a that was a spleen shot of pure comedy gold all right um unadulterated black to Comedy it can't be two normals in a row even though it wasn't cuz a wheelchair um you're you're so right markk I think you're on to something wait let me triple check let me triple check chair wied stop stop that one wasn't funny that was just a that was a different that was unrelated I think it was fine all right stop 10 is B 10 10 10 10 man oh wow I can't believe that if you say things in threes they get that's yeah it's the rule of Threes that's a comedy thing right we learned about that uhhuh we learned about that we learned about that hard hey wait hey guys um um wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel um hey let me in hey hold on here oh it's shy oh it's trembling in the corner it's okay it's all right oh no spine spine spine uh man Bud was crazy what happened are you ready to laugh more willingly at funny comedy I think I got hit too hard with a funny blast I I don't know that was that was a 12 gauge joke to the nuts so do you guys just have the ability to do that or was that I think that was the wheelchair taking out its Vengeance on you for not laughing and also hey Mark is this is this you in here with me Mark no no it's me okay do you see oh yeah do you see let me see let me see okay hey Mark come see let me see come see Mark do you see come see around Man Mark you have to see it do do you see it uh Mark do you see it all right this is taking too long Mark really do you see it very quickly Mark come see Mark Mark where we're standing is meaningless Mark Come See Come See Come See Come See I will punch you in the correct Direction Come See Come See no wrong wrong look better look better keep beating you in the right direction we may maybe take a step back I thought you were with no no I heard something but you kept saying see see see I all right there it is yeah no there's a lot to look at right there in that one mhm mhm body back buddy B budy oh man you can't unleash a cloud of funny in an elevator like that you just got cluster yed a oh wait hey look look at these funny bodies look at these hilarious bodies here oh no there's five of them that doesn't count the wrong way I thought the middle one was erect damn this room was hilarious God it had so much potential the vibe cluster yuck is oh God man all right let's check that one was going to land so hard I got to be honest I had low hopes for that oh man really it well hey guys hey Mark Come See Come See Mark come see I'm looking I'm looking look look Mark guys don't make is blood pressure traditionally registered in milligrams per hug or what is this what nature yeah that's fine what's wrong what's one of Earth what's your oxygen saturation level usually measured in is it percent a spit per two what are you what are you talking about um it's it's usually a Haw Tu HW Tua no no guys come on what are you looking at I don't knowk is there is there anything interesting to see in here Mark no that's the the monitor's oh oh I see it's over that way I'll show you I know it feels like I'm being an a oh it's moving oh I don't care for that yeah it's a video of a person guys huh is it a you telling me wait there's something moving in the background is that a cat uh or uh oh there is oh yeah yeah what is that over in the oh it gets closer oh that's weird is it a cat like spitting up a hairball in the background that the developer didn't notice cat giving itself a bath or it's a horrible decapitated head oh yeah it is a cat licking itself oh huh I hope it is interesting all right well well I hope there's no amount of time that's dangerous to watch that for yeah probably not probably not 14 114 are you sure I want to give you I want to give you a fair warning Mark I've got another I've got another funny joke m word mashup joke lock up for you okay ready I don't want you to hurt yourself I'm ready we have to wait for something to happen Okay but then I've just I just wanted to mentally prepare you okay all right fine you check in here guys I'll check out here well what if nothing funny happens then what am I going to do hold it hold it is at risk of like bursting within you I think you're fine I mean a little it's going to go stale or something yeah is there like a timer on this joke bomb is it is about to blow I don't know how long does sperm say fertile in a womb how does this work well I mean it depends on better go catch it I'm sorry sorry I thought I had I had that oh my God this a good one liner just if anything happens like better go catch it y catch it I've walked the hallway I've walked the room I'm there is something wrong I'm going to go over here what h no wait did you see something in there I saw something either in the hallway or in there I I walked it all what do you mean something oh wait what huh come on come on come on what is it guys what is it what's going on no okay no that's not a thing I thought the clock was messed up but it just like renders weird when you're far away let me tell you it's definitely in here huh man this better be hilarious see it I guess just walk through the door oh that's so funny Mark oh my God Mark you just got choked off oh glad we waited on that one guys that shouldn't have landed God I don't know why he just opened his trench coat and flashed me with his human he just got me so good Mark you just got joked but joked off was so much better man this is a boring one look at this look at this dumbness another oh no there another door or something what happened what wait what is it's it's like an extra door yeah I think there's a couple man those doors were so funny before and they just ruin it all right you think we're going to get something special on the next one I don't know if nothing exciting happens I might get doored to death man man you know yeah you're going to give me you're going to joke off is going to absolutely kill and he's not going to chuckle That Door to Death no why would that make me laugh that's not even funny crowd man not funny it's not funny that's rough it's not funny well you know what wait I appreciated D to death I thought that was pretty good I did too I don't care if Mark it's funny it's no cluster yuck but cluster yuck is really really good I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie it's really good all right Mark I've got one that there's no way that it should be funny okay so I'm going to save it until the next time something really funny happens okay okay and this is just kind of a litus test this it should absolutely bomb there is no way that this one should land yeah I I'm glad how confident we we are that that was nothing so yeah we're good oh oh good it was nothing am I going to die in the first 5 Seconds without ever seeing anything again or how does this one work one can only hope oh ohwell maybe if we could get past the fourth floor we'd get more random ones true maybe there's some easy beginner ones these are the ones that oh hey guys I have a theory oh guys Mark are you going to where you going from oh hey what's upy heyo mama let me whisper I'm pretty sure she's been on every floor yeah imagine if my eyes were closed that didn't look different but it just like felt wrong you know yeah yeah I got the bad I got the vibe that we we needed to get out of there I think we were about to get the bad ending I think that was a good call H interesting I didn't know there was a bad ending I mean I feel like a headless ghost approaching you is a bad ending Hospital 666 what do you expect to have happen if it was a ghost with a head on would that really be 6660 yeah treatment medical bills babies that'd be Hospital A+ plus what that would be babies at a hospital babies babies babies babies babies babies stop sitting on the gurnie and oh there he is I I learned about the masturbation room at the hospital the was it the was it whenever you get a vasectomy apparently there's a room dedicated to making sure the vasectomy worked where you go back and you uh clean house interesting what's in the room is it is it some video tapes and old shitty TV andex I guess I don't know man never been in it please tell me they have dick ATU you know that thing we talked about on award probably winning maybe podcast distractable or will talk about I don't know I guess when each one comes out never mind I'm full of don't listen to me if you see something say something and don't listen to anything I say cuz I see lots of stuff that's not there H I don't know whether you saw something I don't want to tell us or whether you are losing your mind guys I love you oh hey same my love all the love my love you which one of you is twitching uncomfortably on the elevator I'm not in the elevator I'm not in the elevator did you see his weird little head shoulder twitch no what what do you mean I was like yeah I love you too man and like he twitched like he was about to attack like he was about to attack really like he was about to attack really Bob why wouldn't it be Bob well there was a ghost lady that tried to attack yeah that was a ghost this is Bob we're talking about my name is Bob this is Bob yeah Bob I can't wait to see the big beautiful seven oh yes this the I have a good feeling about this one yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep spinning spinning spinning spinning yep yep well actually maybe I don't know I don't see anything wrong I don't see anything wrong seems okay this always said caution dead floor huh cuz it doesn't say that anymore it just says caution wet floor damn it I just thought I was remembering something wait hold on wait a second what's happening wait wait yeah wait wait yeah wait wait a minute uh do you guys got a me perspective or something you guys feeling you guys feeling more like me never uh don't care for it I don't care for it I feel very small guys what's wrong this is normal I don't know what you're talking about this this is how markfield door knobs are at face level normally for Mar yeah yeah what are you talking about this perfectly fine guys the normal humaniz doors are very cool yeah what's going on well I'm glad we didn't just rush cuz I swear that didn't look like that for the first they were probably growing very slowly the entire time ear there nope I have a good feeling about nine yeah Nine's going to be The Nine's going to be the one nine doesn't exist got eight got8 by seven if I recall that's true doors H normal humaniz doors caution dead floor now they now they look small I don't yeah they wait wait what's up do you guys hear that here what come here come come to come to Old oh god oh my god oh me uh all right I'm goodbye I think I'll just uh are you guys not curious what he thinks is so funny over here I imagine you told him a good joke man but he's never laughed at it before he must have really liked that caution dead floor prank he he really lik we'll see you on the next floor tell us the joke on the next floor all right impatient friends over here want yeah get in the thing get push the thing you think that's like an emote you think I can do that that'd be really fun I wish you could do that wait oh wait actually hello oh oh it's fine oh oh is it do you see the other one there's another one nope I'm going to get Gucci goo Gucci a oh my turn get him get him get him hey get over you oh wait get him you got the middle we'll get him this is some Scooby-Doo Shenanigans get no oh he's just just me I'm the only one who gets to play oh no SP oh it's my turn it's my turn it's my turn I'm winning it's my turn I'm the fastest oh where'd it go it's gone oh oh well now it's normal now yeah actually now it is normal H I don't know if that counts guys I got to be honest all right fine whatever this guy here big beautiful 11 that was a fun little mini game I enjoyed yeah I can't believe we won it mole whacker is that whacka moer whack old mole love mole Wacker olda funny what's so boy up Chuckles huh you laughing huh so funny today does he ow it's funny when I hit him huh do you like that you like that how wait D he's not into it wait the do on again seen this before random So Random it's okay it's okay uh ah so who's your favorite streamer these days guys I watch a lot of Netflix all right no no no no uh-oh guys what's he running away from I think we're in trouble the smell on this elevator D we've been on here so long yeah you're oh no oh you know when I make when I when Henry's pooping I seem to do that and Amy doesn't like it oh come on I thought you were say when I make farts no just Damie doesn't like me making fun of Henry pooping cuz he poops funny he poops really funny have you seen him poop no you should make a video about it he poops uphill and like he doesn't actually lower his butt he like raises his butt up in the air it's very strange he poops really funny and so he always poops uphill and always rolls back on oh oh hey guys I shouldn't make fun of Henry pooping all right Henry is a dog I should I should clarify Henry is a dog's a dog streamers you like lately well talk about Henry pooping oh you watch Henry poops oh man my favorite streamer wait so this is terrible cuz I can't remember his actual name but if you if you search for it it'll come up have you guys seen the guy who has a a wooden box that he gets sealed inside of that rotates like like a like it's on an axle and it rotates oh my God okay yeah why did that dog toy make that sound at us there was there was something on the painting I went up to look at it and that happened yeah I noticed the painting looked funny but I couldn't tell what and then that happened anyway I'm going to tell I'm going to hold you H and tell my story before we go he gets sealed in a big box like a humanized box and there are buttons on each each wall of the box and he plays games in this box that rotates freely and so he has to like balance so that he can reach the buttons he needs to press to play the video games you should look it up is the box like very funny like rotating it's like a big yeah it rotates all the way around like it'll it'll like like a log roll like it'll just roll roll roll and he just like has to try and play games by pressing buttons all around the inside of this box it's fantastic hm that sounds cool it's very cool it's very cool check it out nothing I can't remember his his channel name for the life of me though so sorry person who that's what it is don't do that don't do that wait oh no wet is good you heard it here wet is good ah what is good I don't that's the Wade motto I it it's weird but it seems normal I think we're good I'm G give it another pass just in case that's probably like not the a bad idea to do that trash fine this medicine's fine I'll be over here what's wrong with this plant you you fine I wish we could leave without him yeah what that guys what hey Mark how's it going oh we said hope you don't Leaf without us it was a plant joke cuz you really at a plant I love plants like to plant him six feet under what I said ah like plants from Down Under oh Australia yeah all right I'm coming guys sounds great all right we seem fine coming to his death what I said come in and catch your breath how did I know that was you how did I know that was you get wait I saw my bald head it came through my head it's what oh oh what oh are you guys seeing things and then not things and holy Jesus God I forgot that was going to happen what is that what oh oh oh oh wa wait wait guys oh God don't not look at it wait are you oh my God please how do I run look at it or don't look at it definitely look at it probably look at it oh God it's coming after me oh God to the right Mark Mark run run to the run I'm doomed I'm going to look at it I don't know if you need to look at it I'm going to be honest I yeah I look at it maybe wait you're lucky so fast guys oh wait please look at it for a second I need to run yep yep looking okay running turning okay here we go all right yeah I'm looking at it I went the wrong way right I'm looking wait what are you doing that's not the way wait what do you mean I'm right here we're doing great we're doing great oh wait what are you doing you found it yeah what am I doing that's what that's what I meant that's what I meant yeah okay where's the hi go around okay I you looking at it you looking at it nope all right thanks buddy we did it oh well see you guys okay Flor 66 but then we didn't we weren't even there mark don't know how numbers work calm down can't wait to see that Oh wait oh um uh this is so this is the new default Bud oh new new room new room check now check now check room room check aspirin brain condom med pack brain condom you got the braindom I don't know The Orange Box like a brain but my brain said condom so brain condom remember condom to you always remember to put on your brain condom condom maybe that's why I'm so stupid I guess oh God do you have you guys ever heard of the manga baky M it's about Grappler baky it's about this like fighter fighter it's about fighting um but as the as the manga progresses through time it's still ongoing to this day it's on a six like series it uh it just gets really weird like really hilariously weird and I don't know I was just reading one I was like man this guy that's grabbing on to me feels like a giant condom that keeps getting water poured into it it's getting massive and literally like that's what it was it was like the panel was like I feel like there's a giant condom hanging off of me and that was that was it it was very funny okay yeah I think we can all relate to that I felt that before probably uh our friend's gone was he always gone or was he he was gone he was he he's in the room now okay all right okay was there always a wet floor over yeah there was I guess it's no what what is that what is that what is that it's proba fine what is that here you know what Mark I'll punch him for you I'll I'll just I'll you all right I can't do anything to him Mark don't worry all right I got your back brother gets to die oh no oh that's not very fair to announce once I'm okay I'm going to die Mark has to die Mark has to die now I don't want to die you all saw it no no I had to make it fair for not me nose goes to your grave oh no Mark what what's up Oh I thought you were the one in the I was just it's fine all right I was just was there always a bottle of vitamin E complex vitamin B complex here probably probably was this bed always naked are these two beds always naked what do you mean naked like these have blankets and pillows and these two D was that the same I think that's correct oh boy I don't know if I remember that very well though is this weird messed up Shadow correct what oh I guess they're all kind of like that the Shadows of the of the smoke detectors on the ceiling in here are real Jank oh yeah there that's just how they be I guess I think we're good guys I think we're good I think shockingly we might be good I we're totally fine unless the ceiling's a little darker than it usually is yeah cuz if you look in the room the the ceiling's not that dark why would the ceiling be dark I don't am I was it like that I don't know it it probably was unless it was always like no cuz I'm in this room here and the ceiling doesn't look familiar to me so I think it was that dark before and the the brightness of this ceiling is throwing me off I think it's fine I think we're fine guys I think we're fine I think we're fine if not someone else go ahead and push the button out uh I'll take the responsibility for this one guys I mean how far I can't wait to say that big beautiful dark ceiling oh yeah familiar Darkness Darkness Darkness um all right I'll check out here you dark n dark yeah yeah n n n Nar this I'm coming in here for the first time am good Bo you nerk nerk nerk hey wait a sec hey wait a sec who oh yeah let me see let me see let me see let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on oh let me get eyes on this let me get eyes on this hey wait a minute hey hey wait a minute hey he hey hey now hey wait a minute wait a minute all right all right so why can this guy turn his head and we can't I mean I'm looking all over I don't know what you're talking about yeah I'm looking I'm turning I can look everywhere watch this I'm look to my left left wait my back did you ever think we could get can the can the anomaly be in the elevator or it's always it always has been it's always it's always has been you're right always has beens we always been oh no that's my mouse cursor there's a white dot there an orb put orbs down I'm going to go get some crucifix oh hey wait a sec that's conspicuous I don't know I don't know I might be smarter than everyone I might have noticed something everyone else can't notice I don't know I don't know all right hey I also yeah wait a minute oh last one is a rotten egg wait why aren't you fleeing Mark I I feel like you did I fle I did I did flee I looked at it no but but you did I feel like you I did look at it I looked right at it I'll leave no but but I looked at it no it was yeah did you look at the water jug with the with the six on it yeah it's a b complex not a water jug what complex this this is the thing over here oh well also this is the thing if you look at this vitamin B oh the water is way more obvious I get bonus points for noticing the small what if it was only the small did you notice the little pills huh oh all the pills have sixes on them all the bottles have sixes on them oh well it's the water cooler was the correct answer well it was the B complex cuz I called out the b complex bottle I was like oh be complex V to B complex I'm over here side with Bob you're Bob right yep I'm Bob no that's me this our side we're on this side it's you and me wa it's you and me against Bob over there Mark is the one who doesn't know how to crouch ah yeah well we'll all crouch on 3 21 3 21 Crouch you had to crouch all right yeah I agree hey wait a sec was that just a heartbeat thump thumping in my ear or am I dying of a heart attack no someone punched that was a punch I didn't hear anything oh okay so that's probably fun hey guys unless I'm really not as observing as I thought I got to I got to obser obervation to Levy about that room right there interesting yeah all right well it's it's Bob the man was Bob's freaking out over there can't believe little weirdo how do you all right while well I actually have a lot of training in Vil so it's uh you know you're very good at it I can also eat an entire foot long on chili dog while I recite the alphabet and list the state capitals in alphabetical order very I'm very fertile I thought you said vertile hey guys am I yeah wait hold on am I am I in Smalling am I am I am I are we are we Mark sizing yeah yeah I'm wait wait a minute how how are we we won't be able to press the button if it goes any further oh wait yeah that you might be onest think you're right oh no oh oh no it's fine it's oh wow weird you guys really blossomed on here yeah wait why did that happen wait is it just the farther you go down the bigger it gets no oh wait yes no it's like a it's like a time thing I think weird but you seem so tiny yeah is maybe it's how far you've moved outside the elevator huh weird all right that's a fun one he guys you get in the elevator I want to see how small I can get okay all right I'm right hey wait no let me be big all right hey Bob you're half size now wow that's so tall up there actually little little guy ow oh now you both are shrinking no no no no no I'm I'm big strong man hey shrimpy get in here is he already on I can't tell no I'm underneath your feet oh or do all got so big yeah I'm a grower it's also baky is like extremely homoerotic in so many ways there's a lot of ball kicking and also fondling occasions what are we talking about baky that manga that Mark was about I thought you said Rocky well kind of Bullwinkle or baloa you know you know you know Horror Picture Show you seeing horror pictures or you talking about the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show yeah yeah I was just wondering cuz also we I saw it I saw it once in the theater the correct way and we got the whole treatment I saw it at like 9 years old and boy was I confused when I thought I was turning on a scary movie as a kid I've never seen it you guys I it's not a thing I would like spend a lot of time I'm not like a huge Rocky Horror fan fan or whatever but like I we were to a friend who was into it and had had a whole costume took us and we did the it's fun it's a fun experience get the whole version on V on your cheek thing and do the whole thing it's fun V on your cheek thing I don't know what that means there's a whole there's it's not really hazing but there's like a whole song and dance thing that they do to first- timers if you're a if you're a firsttimer you you're called they call you a virgin and there's a whole thing they do it's very fun okay well I don't see anything here and it makes me every time I don't see something I feel like I'm missing something yeah no we're definitely missing something guys let's go all right let's do it why am I why am I the button guy I don't want to be the button guy someone else button all right I got the button possibly be incorrect I believe in me I Believe in Us hey hey we are the best I I think he's offering you a ride Mark wheel wheel wheel well I mean it's it's actually a hospital so this isn't too strange you you're laughing at Wade you laugh at w did you did you hear what Wade said I heard what he said I just didn't get the funny you must have absorbed all the funny I didn't get over me it was very funny it was hit me full blast right in my back Parts I'm glad cuz I found it funny that was good that was a good one just cuz Mark doesn't get to SL I just didn't you you greedily slurped up all the funny yeah like that there's plenty to go around Mark here I'll say it again wheel wheel wheel is it funny now about what wheel about what well wheel about the wheelchair cuz thez it I don't see a wheelchair cuz it wheel oh there's wheelchair in here there's a wheelchair in here if you recall there was a ow you know comedy's about timing see if you went up to this chair and you were no it is not I don't know why when you just started saying comies about timing something in my was just like moo I don't ever want to hear that c again oh man he hit me with the funny blast right in my face that was a that was a spleen shot of pure comedy gold all right um unadulterated black to Comedy it can't be two normals in a row even though it wasn't cuz a wheelchair um you're you're so right markk I think you're on to something wait let me triple check let me triple check chair wied stop stop that one wasn't funny that was just a that was a different that was unrelated I think it was fine all right stop 10 is B 10 10 10 10 man oh wow I can't believe that if you say things in threes they get that's yeah it's the rule of Threes that's a comedy thing right we learned about that uhhuh we learned about that we learned about that hard hey wait hey guys um um wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel wheel um hey let me in hey hold on here oh it's shy oh it's trembling in the corner it's okay it's all right oh no spine spine spine uh man Bud was crazy what happened are you ready to laugh more willingly at funny comedy I think I got hit too hard with a funny blast I I don't know that was that was a 12 gauge joke to the nuts so do you guys just have the ability to do that or was that I think that was the wheelchair taking out its Vengeance on you for not laughing and also hey Mark is this is this you in here with me Mark no no it's me okay do you see oh yeah do you see let me see let me see okay hey Mark come see let me see come see Mark do you see come see around Man Mark you have to see it do do you see it uh Mark do you see it all right this is taking too long Mark really do you see it very quickly Mark come see Mark Mark where we're standing is meaningless Mark Come See Come See Come See Come See I will punch you in the correct Direction Come See Come See no wrong wrong look better look better keep beating you in the right direction we may maybe take a step back I thought you were with no no I heard something but you kept saying see see see I all right there it is yeah no there's a lot to look at right there in that one mhm mhm body back buddy B budy oh man you can't unleash a cloud of funny in an elevator like that you just got cluster yed a oh wait hey look look at these funny bodies look at these hilarious bodies here oh no there's five of them that doesn't count the wrong way I thought the middle one was erect damn this room was hilarious God it had so much potential the vibe cluster yuck is oh God man all right let's check that one was going to land so hard I got to be honest I had low hopes for that oh man really it well hey guys hey Mark Come See Come See Mark come see I'm looking I'm looking look look Mark guys don't make is blood pressure traditionally registered in milligrams per hug or what is this what nature yeah that's fine what's wrong what's one of Earth what's your oxygen saturation level usually measured in is it percent a spit per two what are you what are you talking about um it's it's usually a Haw Tu HW Tua no no guys come on what are you looking at I don't knowk is there is there anything interesting to see in here Mark no that's the the monitor's oh oh I see it's over that way I'll show you I know it feels like I'm being an a oh it's moving oh I don't care for that yeah it's a video of a person guys huh is it a you telling me wait there's something moving in the background is that a cat uh or uh oh there is oh yeah yeah what is that over in the oh it gets closer oh that's weird is it a cat like spitting up a hairball in the background that the developer didn't notice cat giving itself a bath or it's a horrible decapitated head oh yeah it is a cat licking itself oh huh I hope it is interesting all right well well I hope there's no amount of time that's dangerous to watch that for yeah probably not probably not 14 114 are you sure I want to give you I want to give you a fair warning Mark I've got another I've got another funny joke m word mashup joke lock up for you okay ready I don't want you to hurt yourself I'm ready we have to wait for something to happen Okay but then I've just I just wanted to mentally prepare you okay all right fine you check in here guys I'll check out here well what if nothing funny happens then what am I going to do hold it hold it is at risk of like bursting within you I think you're fine I mean a little it's going to go stale or something yeah is there like a timer on this joke bomb is it is about to blow I don't know how long does sperm say fertile in a womb how does this work well I mean it depends on better go catch it I'm sorry sorry I thought I had I had that oh my God this a good one liner just if anything happens like better go catch it y catch it I've walked the hallway I've walked the room I'm there is something wrong I'm going to go over here what h no wait did you see something in there I saw something either in the hallway or in there I I walked it all what do you mean something oh wait what huh come on come on come on what is it guys what is it what's going on no okay no that's not a thing I thought the clock was messed up but it just like renders weird when you're far away let me tell you it's definitely in here huh man this better be hilarious see it I guess just walk through the door oh that's so funny Mark oh my God Mark you just got choked off oh glad we waited on that one guys that shouldn't have landed God I don't know why he just opened his trench coat and flashed me with his human he just got me so good Mark you just got joked but joked off was so much better man this is a boring one look at this look at this dumbness another oh no there another door or something what happened what wait what is it's it's like an extra door yeah I think there's a couple man those doors were so funny before and they just ruin it all right you think we're going to get something special on the next one I don't know if nothing exciting happens I might get doored to death man man you know yeah you're going to give me you're going to joke off is going to absolutely kill and he's not going to chuckle That Door to Death no why would that make me laugh that's not even funny crowd man not funny it's not funny that's rough it's not funny well you know what wait I appreciated D to death I thought that was pretty good I did too I don't care if Mark it's funny it's no cluster yuck but cluster yuck is really really good I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie it's really good all right Mark I've got one that there's no way that it should be funny okay so I'm going to save it until the next time something really funny happens okay okay and this is just kind of a litus test this it should absolutely bomb there is no way that this one should land yeah I I'm glad how confident we we are that that was nothing so yeah we're good oh oh good it was nothing am I going to die in the first 5 Seconds without ever seeing anything again or how does this one work one can only hope oh oh\n"