My Bones

The Minister's Dilemma: A Descent into Madness

As I sat in my office, staring at the note left by Larry, I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. The note read "Tap dancing Larry for writing me that note just in time" and was followed by a series of cryptic messages about Death awaiting all who tread this path. I had no idea what to make of it, but my curiosity got the better of me.

I decided to investigate further and began to explore the ministry's hallways, searching for any clues that might explain the note. But as I walked, I stumbled upon a ladder, which suddenly seemed to lead nowhere. "Paron squeaky is that a mouse?" I exclaimed, but my voice was drowned out by an eerie moaning sound.

The moaning grew louder and more intense, and I couldn't help but wonder what was causing it. Suddenly, the Beast emerged from its cage, its eyes glowing with an otherworldly light. "Oh boy! Oh boy!" I squealed in terror, backing away slowly. But to my surprise, Larry appeared beside me, tap dancing in perfect rhythm.

"What are you doing here?" I stammered, trying to catch my breath. "I was just following the sound of your screams," he replied with a grin. "You're going to love this game!" But as we walked further down the hallway, I realized that Larry's enthusiasm might be misplaced.

The hallway seemed to stretch on forever, and every step revealed a new and terrifying surprise. "Hello you weren't there before how are you doing?" I asked Larry, who merely shrugged. "I'm just along for the ride," he said. And then we stumbled upon a crypt, where a spirit was waiting for us.

"You're in the 21st century now," Larry explained, as if it was no big deal. But to me, it felt like a betrayal. I had been transported from one world to another, and I wasn't sure how to navigate this new reality. The creature inside the crypt spoke up, saying "You did not hear my pleas in peace". My heart skipped a beat.

Larry just shrugged again. "It's all part of the game." I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This was no ordinary game – it was some sort of twisted test, designed to push me to my limits. And yet, despite the terror that gripped my heart, I found myself laughing out loud.

"I laughed quite a bit at this game even though I wasn't supposed to," I admitted later, reflecting on our experience. Perhaps it was the absurdity of it all – or perhaps it was just the sheer relief of being free from the Beast's clutches. Whatever the reason, I knew that I would never forget my descent into madness.

The Game: A Review

As for the game itself, I must say that it is a true masterpiece of psychological horror. The way it expertly manipulates the player's emotions and sense of reality is nothing short of genius. And yet, despite its many strengths, there are some notable weaknesses. For one thing, the game can be quite pricey – $2 for what feels like an eternity of tedium.

But perhaps that's the point. Maybe the game is meant to be a commentary on our society's obsession with consumerism and instant gratification. Or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense, designed to separate us from our hard-earned cash. Whatever the case, I applaud the developers for their creativity – even if they are a bit misguided.

The End: A Second Chance

In the end, I emerged victorious – but only because the game allowed me to do so. As I left the crypt and made my way back through the hallways, I felt a sense of relief wash over me. Larry and I had faced our fears together, and in doing so, we had found redemption.

"Redemption is what you find when your life has gone horribly wrong," Larry said with a smile. And for once, he was right. Maybe it's never too late to change, to try again, or to start anew. The game may have been twisted and terrifying, but in the end, it taught me something valuable: that sometimes, all it takes is a second chance.

The Legacy of Tap Dancing Larry

As I look back on our experience, I realize that Larry's tap dancing was more than just a quirk – it was a metaphor for the game itself. The tapping foot represented the rhythmic beat of our fears and doubts, while the dance itself symbolized our journey through the twists and turns of the game.

But perhaps there's something more to it. Maybe tap dancing is just a universal language that transcends words and explains why we create art in the first place. I'll never know for sure, but one thing's for certain: Larry's tap dancing will stay with me forever – a reminder of the power of creativity and imagination.

And so, as I continue on my journey, I'm left to ponder one final question: what is the true meaning behind Tap Dancing Larry? Was it just a clever gimmick or something more profound?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to my bones now this is an indie horror game that came out just a little bit ago that supposedly has decent reviews so I'm going to play it to see if it's good or not but the unfortunate thing about these indie horror games is always like you know I always play a lot of these games and their quality is very determinant on a whole bunch of things but this one was actually on Steam and cost money so I can assume that there's probably going to be some level of quality or else there's not and it's going to be hilarious one or the other one or the other so put on your thinking caps and open up your minds a little bit to the possibilities of what could happen here oh it's like Star Wars I was just like everyone else I had a family job friends a puppy a kitty I was happy to me one day something happened it felt like I was possessed by something evil I was attacked by such a strong anger I couldn't help it nor could I continue to capitalize my eyes we lived not far from the village in the woods our family was not perfect but we were happy I had a daughter and two sons the mishap occurred when I was in the woods and stumbled upon a strange cript at that moment I was met by wild anger at that moment came to me my wife and nearby lay the axe then it was all a blur okay wait so is it called my bones because wait wait are you the one that's dead or are you calling your family property how dare I mean you murdered them so they're obviously that's obviously bad but I mean how dare you call your family property in this what is most likely the 21st century how dare you actually it's probably more like the 18th century so I have no idea what's going on okay I'm ready come on whoa all right I'm in my own grave is this why it's called My Bones probably okay looks spooky seems to be like hell reminds me of Doom hello this is the tomb of my wife wait you buried her already okay I loved him better than all I did not expect that he will go crazy and kill me with an axe but I love it all smooth I don't want to know about that wait I got to read this again it didn't make any sense I loved him better than all I did not expect that he will go crazy and kill me with an axe I mean who would not me but I love it all smooth but I love it all smooth what do you love all smooth yourself your husband your your bones that makes very little I'm assuming I'm assuming that this was uh made by someone who doesn't speak English as a first language which I've played before I'm not going to make fun of him for grammar but I can't help it if I laugh at some of the hilariousness daddy why did you kill me on it was fun we walked near the river when you took me into his arms whose arms and began to sink what I love you Daddy I know you didn't didn't what why did you kill me on it was fun okay I I legitimately can't understand that what in the hell did that mean and why was it slightly funny I don't mean to laugh I'm trying to take this somewhat seriously but this game is oh it's it's giving me good Vib I'm I'm all about this this this is really cool ow God damn it crw you know nothing crw what oh hey oh hi what was that an elf what was that an elf orc what was that okay cool can you stop maybe it's just a bad dream yeah probably not I'm going to go with no on that one oh collected key okay I hope it's just not a running gun for Keys all over the place but it probably could you shut I am trying to talk you damn crows why don't we just get out of here for a little bit go make my way up to this castle that I oh it's a church never mind Jesus shut up you crows oh man hello stinky winky how you doing it seems this door is broken I don't see a door at all yep definitely broken in that it somehow fell into a pit of Hell and I am left to wander Purgatory for all eternity oh hello oh is this what I need hello sewer great no oh it's a sewer great of lagging oh oh or we're just going to load the next level one or the other A or B little bit of poy little bit of pal be put mix it together you get Aladdin oh oh oh it's a full motion video I didn't know this was going to have animated cut scenes in it you know I was like some oh where am I where no where I am not where am I a little fan of Will I Am if you know what I mean his lesser known cousin where I am my rap Legend precedes me whoa tap dancing Larry please stop practicing on the door we need that for stuff and things order to the keeper you should immediately go to the barricade and attempts to stop the monster to break into the Vault once the deal is completed go back to the church for future Ministry okay if the Beast breaks through through through the cell which is not likely I mean why would it happen I'm only 3 days from retirement and it's my birthday and my wife's anniversary then you should immediately leave the dungeon with ministers oh boy oh boy oh boy this had good reviews on Steam I mean it's got that sort of sense of charm that I love so so much ooh that is bright hey dude how's it going you look you look good oh I didn't mean to read that again excuse me okie dokie then T dancing Larry oh no you broke a barell damn it Larry what have I told you about tap dancing I know you're trying for the Olympics but come on we need to keep order in this ministry place was it tab dancing Larry that left me the note I'm so glad this ladder is going nowhere pardon paron squeaky is that a mouse sorry I can't hear you over this moaning in sorry the moaning suddenly got louder death awaits all who tread this path oh boy I can't wait please okay never mind then oh looks like a monster somehow broke out of that cage wait wait the Beast is on the loose thank you tap dancing Larry for writing me that note just in time oh that looks good I'm going oh hey are you the Beast what oh I love this game oh I love this game hello you weren't there before how are you doing oh boy is is this all the Death that awaits me could that moaning just just be a little bit quieter I need to hear my own heartbeat for a little longer no louder I was going to go with louder I was hoping it was going to get louder oh hey how's it going what huh speak up they're moaning I can't hear you yes I can't hear you speak up what okay all right so okay cool I'm I'm going to leave now I'm going to go I'm going to head out I'm going to go home all righty then oh hello okay what I thought I got a key didn't I get a key I thought I grabed the key oh that's so loud oh bunker boo good I good I grab a key oh man my ear holes oh oh thank you thank you oh over here oh oh oh boy oh a bunch of words that I don't understand H I don't know what any of these means especially this one here what go go goon goon I don't know it's totally a mystery to me me in this wonderful game that I play I don't mean to be mean I don't want to be mean I don't want to be mean but I mean I do want to be a little mean because this game did cost money it did it did cost money but I I'll reserve my judgment till the very end so I have no idea wow okay I entered the hallway of lag oh no it was the hallway of loading I forgot that that's how that happens in this game I'm glad that my eardrums have been ruptured since that loud oh hey hello baby I need to make a choice between good and evil do I do do I need to make that oh hey well which one's evil which one's good okay I want to try the good one I mean the good one looks so open and inviting and yet the evil one looks slightly sassy with its arms raised oh boy all right okay let's uh let's go for good let's go for good here I'm coming baby I can't I can get a second I didn't read that okay I'm coming baby how you doing how you doing baby oh okay well I guess I won't spend eternity in the arms of my loving wife who likes it all smooth oh that's why oh we forgive you and give a second chance oh do you are you back to life now what oh oh okay we are in the 21st century I managed to get out of hell even the worst person has the right to a second chance in our life there are moments when the good becomes bad and bad is good despite all I will try to change I want to become good but you said it wasn't your fault that you became evil you literally said you went to a crypt and then you got haunted by a spirit that caused you to be anger what is what oh oh oh that's the end oh oh I want to be nice to this game I really do but there's not a lot of redeeming qualities about it I mean it costs $2 there are games that are free that have higher levels of quality control than this game but hopefully hopefully you got some enjoyment out of this video alone whether or not you go out and buy the game and then play it for the evil ending totally up to you spend your money ever you want to but hopefully this video brought you some enjoyment because surprisingly I laughed quite a bit at this game even though I wasn't supposed to so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you think of this game in the comments down below literally don't pull any punches say your honest true opinion whatever it may be and thank you again everybody for watching check out some more scary games that I played some actually like literally they're more scary in the description down below or the anation over there thanks again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye for eating but uh I didn't know what mlop was oh I'm hitting it back like so try Harding right nowhello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to my bones now this is an indie horror game that came out just a little bit ago that supposedly has decent reviews so I'm going to play it to see if it's good or not but the unfortunate thing about these indie horror games is always like you know I always play a lot of these games and their quality is very determinant on a whole bunch of things but this one was actually on Steam and cost money so I can assume that there's probably going to be some level of quality or else there's not and it's going to be hilarious one or the other one or the other so put on your thinking caps and open up your minds a little bit to the possibilities of what could happen here oh it's like Star Wars I was just like everyone else I had a family job friends a puppy a kitty I was happy to me one day something happened it felt like I was possessed by something evil I was attacked by such a strong anger I couldn't help it nor could I continue to capitalize my eyes we lived not far from the village in the woods our family was not perfect but we were happy I had a daughter and two sons the mishap occurred when I was in the woods and stumbled upon a strange cript at that moment I was met by wild anger at that moment came to me my wife and nearby lay the axe then it was all a blur okay wait so is it called my bones because wait wait are you the one that's dead or are you calling your family property how dare I mean you murdered them so they're obviously that's obviously bad but I mean how dare you call your family property in this what is most likely the 21st century how dare you actually it's probably more like the 18th century so I have no idea what's going on okay I'm ready come on whoa all right I'm in my own grave is this why it's called My Bones probably okay looks spooky seems to be like hell reminds me of Doom hello this is the tomb of my wife wait you buried her already okay I loved him better than all I did not expect that he will go crazy and kill me with an axe but I love it all smooth I don't want to know about that wait I got to read this again it didn't make any sense I loved him better than all I did not expect that he will go crazy and kill me with an axe I mean who would not me but I love it all smooth but I love it all smooth what do you love all smooth yourself your husband your your bones that makes very little I'm assuming I'm assuming that this was uh made by someone who doesn't speak English as a first language which I've played before I'm not going to make fun of him for grammar but I can't help it if I laugh at some of the hilariousness daddy why did you kill me on it was fun we walked near the river when you took me into his arms whose arms and began to sink what I love you Daddy I know you didn't didn't what why did you kill me on it was fun okay I I legitimately can't understand that what in the hell did that mean and why was it slightly funny I don't mean to laugh I'm trying to take this somewhat seriously but this game is oh it's it's giving me good Vib I'm I'm all about this this this is really cool ow God damn it crw you know nothing crw what oh hey oh hi what was that an elf what was that an elf orc what was that okay cool can you stop maybe it's just a bad dream yeah probably not I'm going to go with no on that one oh collected key okay I hope it's just not a running gun for Keys all over the place but it probably could you shut I am trying to talk you damn crows why don't we just get out of here for a little bit go make my way up to this castle that I oh it's a church never mind Jesus shut up you crows oh man hello stinky winky how you doing it seems this door is broken I don't see a door at all yep definitely broken in that it somehow fell into a pit of Hell and I am left to wander Purgatory for all eternity oh hello oh is this what I need hello sewer great no oh it's a sewer great of lagging oh oh or we're just going to load the next level one or the other A or B little bit of poy little bit of pal be put mix it together you get Aladdin oh oh oh it's a full motion video I didn't know this was going to have animated cut scenes in it you know I was like some oh where am I where no where I am not where am I a little fan of Will I Am if you know what I mean his lesser known cousin where I am my rap Legend precedes me whoa tap dancing Larry please stop practicing on the door we need that for stuff and things order to the keeper you should immediately go to the barricade and attempts to stop the monster to break into the Vault once the deal is completed go back to the church for future Ministry okay if the Beast breaks through through through the cell which is not likely I mean why would it happen I'm only 3 days from retirement and it's my birthday and my wife's anniversary then you should immediately leave the dungeon with ministers oh boy oh boy oh boy this had good reviews on Steam I mean it's got that sort of sense of charm that I love so so much ooh that is bright hey dude how's it going you look you look good oh I didn't mean to read that again excuse me okie dokie then T dancing Larry oh no you broke a barell damn it Larry what have I told you about tap dancing I know you're trying for the Olympics but come on we need to keep order in this ministry place was it tab dancing Larry that left me the note I'm so glad this ladder is going nowhere pardon paron squeaky is that a mouse sorry I can't hear you over this moaning in sorry the moaning suddenly got louder death awaits all who tread this path oh boy I can't wait please okay never mind then oh looks like a monster somehow broke out of that cage wait wait the Beast is on the loose thank you tap dancing Larry for writing me that note just in time oh that looks good I'm going oh hey are you the Beast what oh I love this game oh I love this game hello you weren't there before how are you doing oh boy is is this all the Death that awaits me could that moaning just just be a little bit quieter I need to hear my own heartbeat for a little longer no louder I was going to go with louder I was hoping it was going to get louder oh hey how's it going what huh speak up they're moaning I can't hear you yes I can't hear you speak up what okay all right so okay cool I'm I'm going to leave now I'm going to go I'm going to head out I'm going to go home all righty then oh hello okay what I thought I got a key didn't I get a key I thought I grabed the key oh that's so loud oh bunker boo good I good I grab a key oh man my ear holes oh oh thank you thank you oh over here oh oh oh boy oh a bunch of words that I don't understand H I don't know what any of these means especially this one here what go go goon goon I don't know it's totally a mystery to me me in this wonderful game that I play I don't mean to be mean I don't want to be mean I don't want to be mean but I mean I do want to be a little mean because this game did cost money it did it did cost money but I I'll reserve my judgment till the very end so I have no idea wow okay I entered the hallway of lag oh no it was the hallway of loading I forgot that that's how that happens in this game I'm glad that my eardrums have been ruptured since that loud oh hey hello baby I need to make a choice between good and evil do I do do I need to make that oh hey well which one's evil which one's good okay I want to try the good one I mean the good one looks so open and inviting and yet the evil one looks slightly sassy with its arms raised oh boy all right okay let's uh let's go for good let's go for good here I'm coming baby I can't I can get a second I didn't read that okay I'm coming baby how you doing how you doing baby oh okay well I guess I won't spend eternity in the arms of my loving wife who likes it all smooth oh that's why oh we forgive you and give a second chance oh do you are you back to life now what oh oh okay we are in the 21st century I managed to get out of hell even the worst person has the right to a second chance in our life there are moments when the good becomes bad and bad is good despite all I will try to change I want to become good but you said it wasn't your fault that you became evil you literally said you went to a crypt and then you got haunted by a spirit that caused you to be anger what is what oh oh oh that's the end oh oh I want to be nice to this game I really do but there's not a lot of redeeming qualities about it I mean it costs $2 there are games that are free that have higher levels of quality control than this game but hopefully hopefully you got some enjoyment out of this video alone whether or not you go out and buy the game and then play it for the evil ending totally up to you spend your money ever you want to but hopefully this video brought you some enjoyment because surprisingly I laughed quite a bit at this game even though I wasn't supposed to so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know what you think of this game in the comments down below literally don't pull any punches say your honest true opinion whatever it may be and thank you again everybody for watching check out some more scary games that I played some actually like literally they're more scary in the description down below or the anation over there thanks again everybody and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye for eating but uh I didn't know what mlop was oh I'm hitting it back like so try Harding right now\n"