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Hi, this is a delightfully little box. Inside we've got (chill music)Bond Touch. Uh-oh, I don't like that. And we've also got another (spring wobbles). This looks a little sus. Yeah? In what way?

Bond Touch works in pairs. One for you, one for me. Do I have to do this with Ken? Wait, what? With me? You have a wife. All right, all right. Before we get demonetized, it is wholesome— Is it though?

Yes. Where does the bracelet go? (TV beeps) This doesn't look like a bracelet. Oh, there's a bracelet underneath. Okay, okay, okay. We're better, we're better, we're better. All right, get your mind out of the gutter. Yeah.

You have to, like, download the app and everything. We'll be right back after we download apps. So it took a little longer than I thought to charge, but we are now partners, Ken. Oh boy. Yeah.

So, hello, this is us. There's a heart in between us. And now I think if we double-tap on our Bond Touch's... If I double tap and start touching— Touch me, Austin. Okay, here we go. Oh my God. Ready?

Ooh. (Austin laughs) That's the touch I haven't felt in a long time. All right. Touch me back, touch me back. Let's go, let's go. (Blaster bursts) Whoa. Oh! What a complicated rhythm of love, Ken. (Ken laughs)

So if I swipe left, I can add a meaning. So add a meaning. The meaning could be

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- This video is sponsored by Reolink.Whoo!Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Hi.This is a delightfully little box.All right, inside we've got...(chill music)Bond Touch.Uh-oh, I don't like that.And we've also got another...(spring wobbles)This looks a little sus.- Yeah?In what way?- Bond Touch works in pairs.One for you, one for me.Do I have to do this with Ken?- Wait, what?With me?You have a wife.- All right, all right.Before we get demonetized,it is wholesome-- Is it though?- Yes.- Where does the bracelet go?(TV beeps)This doesn't look like a bracelet.Oh, there's a bracelet underneath.Okay, okay, okay.We're better, we're better, we're better.- All right, getyour mind out of the gutter.- Yeah.- You have to, like,download the app and everything.We'll be right backafter we download apps.So it took a little longerthan I thought to charge,but we are now partners, Ken.- Oh boy.Yeah.- So, hello, this is us.There's a heart in between us.And now I think if we doubletap on our Bond Touch's...If I double tap and start touching-- Touch me, Austin.- Okay, here we go.- Oh my God.- Ready?- Ooh.(Austin laughs)That's the touch I'vehaven't felt in a long time.- All right.Touch me back, touch me back.Let's go, let's go.(blaster bursts)Whoa.Oh!What a complicated rhythm of love, Ken.(Ken laughs)So if I swipe leftI can add a meaning.So add a meaning.(Ken laughs)So the meaning could be"I miss you," I love you,""Check your phone," "I'm safe"-Whatever.- Where's SOS?- Wait, now I'm playingit back for myself.What?(Ken laughs)- I'm touching-- I'm touching myself.This is unfortunate.- So the Bond Touch bracelet-- Yeah.- Remember you haveto buy two of them to work 'cause-- Yeah, of course.Matt makes a-- They come in a pair.- They do not come in pair.You have-- What?- To buy them individually.Each one individuallycosts a hilarious $69.- Nice.- Hey.I see what they're doing here.I see what they're doing here.Ah, yeah, it is bad.Don't buy this at all.This makes no sense.There's about anything that you could dowould be better than this.You could send a letter, perhaps.A phone call, a telegram.- A ring pop.- A mail-- A WhatsApp.Yeah.- No, this is perfectbecause next time I go to a dinner partyand I wanna leave, and I don'twant it to be really obviousand send a text message, I'llbe like, "No, I gotta leave."- Or you could just get up and leavelike a normal person.(Austin laughs)- You sure?Okay, all right, I caught it.I caught it.This, my friends, is a kind giftfrom our sponsors today, Reolink,and their brand-new Altas PT camera.We got ourselves the 4K camera.Look at this.You have the ability to notonly tilt, but also rotate.So I can be watching you.Imagine just going like, "Bzz, bzz."Is that really what the solar panel...Oh no, I guess that is whatthe solar panel looks like.Oh.So lemme take this outside, install it,and I will report back onhow the 4K image qualityhas revolutionized myviewing of the outside world.I recently had toinstall a security camera.So this came at a perfect time.The night vision footageis especially nice,but after using the Altas PT Ultra,there are a few things thatimmediately set itself apart.The big headline is the humongous battery,the 20,000 mAh cellis about twice as big as similar cameras.On a full charge, you can get 96 hoursof continuous recording,or up to 16 months under certain modes.Just imagine that batterycombined with some solar charging.The other huge pain pointfor me that Reolink solvedis the pre-recording mode.Traditionally, motion triggeredcameras have a bit of delay.That's the differencebetween capturing the momentand only getting the last few secondsand trying to figure outwho hit my garbage cans.I mean, it could be anything.But the prerecording meansthat the Altas PT Ultra entersa standby and decoding mode,so it is constantly caching footage.When motion triggers the camera,the cached footage is includedwith the actual footage,so you'll have the eventand even the footageleading up to the event.You can even set guard points in the appso it can automaticallywatch everything for you.Now if you excuse me,I've got some inconsiderateneighbors to catch.A big thanks to Reolink though,for sponsoring this video.Use the link in the descriptionto get yourself up to 20% off.Oh, hi Matt.Thanks.Ah, I did catch it, technically.This is a DIY Tiny TV?What?It's an actual 3D-printed TVwith a preloaded micro SD card.So we got ourselves ourlittle baby 3D printed TV.We have a delightfully-tinychannel remote.You see how little that is?- It looks prettybig in your hands.- You know, I have average-sized hands,just so you know.Says that you can assembleit in less than five minuteswith no soldering or special tools.- There is a tutorialand the tutorial's four minutes.- How about I just figure it out?- Well, that's-- No!- That's where you die.(Ken laughs)- Okay, we're at 2:30right now, on the clock.So-- I'm shifting up.You're about to be amazedat how-- He has until 7:30,seven minutes and 30 seconds,to have this finished.(clock ticking)- All right,I don't think it's...I don't need your instructions.Look at how little that screen is.It's so cute.Much like me.- Mm, no, debatable-- I've noticeda little, I'm cute.You know that?- No.- I knew about the little part.- Ah, you're funny.I'm gonna do a test fitto make sure everythingis actually correct.And then you're all gonnahave to eat your words,that I know what I'm talking about.- Bro, 15 minutes have went by.- How long has it been?I'm well within it, see?- Well-- There's a one...There's a 1-0 there, my dude.- All right.Then we're ready-- Taught you that in schoolif you went to it.(TV beeps)- I justmade 545,000 a (indistinct).- Built it by myself.- Sounds super good.- I don't know that you canreally blame me for that.So, for context, as we allknow, the Z Flip is small,but that's a Z Flip compared to the TV.It is absolutely tiny.How much was the Tiny DIY TV?- Okay.So, you know, it's not exactly cheap.- Okay.- But it is a DIY thing.- Yeah.- They had to make itfor custom, so-- Sure.- It was, you know, $75.(Ken laughs)- Okay.I mean-- Anytime you startwith, "So, you know..."- Yeah, yeah, yeah.You know what?Thumbs up.Little expensive, but that was delightful.Unfortunately Ken ate it.So, uh...So much for any closeup to that one.It's pretty good!- Why do we let him do this?- Behold, my friends:The cure to all your ills in life.(soft chill music)Neurable!Does this shock me?- I hope so.- No!- Why don't you just open the box!- Inside we have...Oh, good lord."The Mind. Unlocked.Meet the MW75 Neuro."Oh, there's a letter.There's a letter!"Austin, we are thrilled to introduce youto a groundbreaking advancementin audio and neural technology."They're headphones!Wait.- Oh.- Neurable AI headphones?"We can't wait to see how our headphoneshelp you achieve more withthe power of Neuro technology.Welcome to a new dawn ofhuman-tech interaction."Oh, this is "Black Mirror."I don't like this.I don't like this!So this is actually a collab product,because it's with Master & Dynamic,who I know are a prettywell-respected audio company,from my understanding.But it's powered by Neurable AI.So my first question is,how is this going tointerface with my brain?Because, sure it's not justlike a regularpair of headphones, right?- Let me readthis line to you.- Please, describe to mewhat I'm looking at here.- "The MW75 Neuros'EEG sensors-- Oh!- Track your focuswhile you work andstudy to reduce burnout.- So it actually isEEG scanning my brain?- Mm-hmm.- This seems like something Ineed to spend some time with.Because as much as it'sall fun and games...I guess the idea, the pitch,is that if this can actually workin determining your stress levels,or whatever fidelity, the datathey can pull out of an EEG,it could maybe tell youlike, "Hey, you know what?You're burning out, time totake a break," or something.I struggle a little bit with, like,how useful that could be,because I feel like, at least for me,when I'm tired, I know it,'cause I feel tired.- So, like,the reason why theygave you the games thereis, for example, like,you play-- Aw-- You play the games, like,just to get, like, a senseof how your brain operates.- Yeah.- And whether or notit'll get distracted in certain places.- Sure.- And it'll help you min/max-- So basically-- Force you-- I put the headphones onand I'm listening to youtalk, and I start to zone out,the headphones will tell methat what you're saying is boring,I should pay more attention.- Yeah.- All right,so I have now spent a few dayswith these Neurable headphones,the Master & Dynamic MW75s,and I have some thoughts.So first and foremost,I learned a lot moreabout these headphones.And they're pricey.So these are (laughs) $700 headphones.Now, before you scoff, they are basedon the existing Master &Dynamic design, which are $600.So really, you're paying anadditional hundred dollarsfor the Neurable AI tech.Now, the way these workis, inside the app,you can do a few different things.So, essentially, it is supposedto measure your brainactivity to determine focus.It works okay.So my downsides here arethat the information doesn'tfeel enormously useful to me,if I'm being entirely honest with you.It's nice to know, "Hey, guess what?My headphones are telling methat I had five minutesof really high focusand a few minutes of low focus,"and you know, it can giveyou a notification like,"Hey, you know what?Maybe it's time to take a break.You're not paying as much attention."But as much as I think it's cool,I cannot say that thisis worth $700, right?The headphones are decent.But...I feel like it maybe needsa little bit more time in the oven.(wind whooshes)Okay, I'm glad-- The "Mystery Tech" budgetwas a little low today, so...Whoa!Is that birch?Is it?No, wait, wait, is it pine?Oh, perhaps it's...I don't even-- It's pine.That one's pine!- It's pine!- What do you notice about that that...- Yeah, like what's the texture?- The texture is wood.The smell is wood.- Would you say it's coarse?- You would say something like that.I think that's fair to say-- Well, we can solve that.- Okay.The Scruffy Glove 3000.Is this sandpaper gloves?- Yes.- Yo!- It's definitely not recommendedthat you use this for...Nevermind, nevermind.- Okay, all right, all right.So, the Scruffy Glove 2000 and 3000are designed for color sanding."They work great to prepare surfacesfor polishing and buffing."So I guess the idea isthat if you need to sandand buff your vehiclebefore a little bit of paint action,or perhaps you want togently caress somethingwith a fine paper equivalentof 400 to 600 grit,then you could do it.- Grip it and rip it, boy.(Alex laughs)There you go.- Okay, so I'm just gonna gently sand it.- You wanna be going up and downto give a nice, even-- I like to say-- You want a long stroke, not-- Yeah.- I played this game before.- I will say-- "Splinter Cell."(Matt and Alex laugh)- You know what?Though, actually...Here, does anyone wanna evaluate my wood?(Alex laughs)- Wow, it's so much smoother.- Yeah.- A lot thinnerthan I thought it'd be.- Took me away.- It did work.- I missed a spot here.(poignant music)- Yeah.- You see all the wood shavingsthat are just falling off right now?- Austin-- Oh God.- Austin looking like hefound the Sears catalogfor the first time.- Anyone will tell you-- Good Housekeeping.- Good sanding,long strokes.- "Housekeeping."- That might be the mostpolished piece of woodI've ever seen.Hmm.(silly music)Wait, was this "Mystery Tech"?- Yeah-- Where wasthe tech part?- Dude, we've beenshooting "Mystery Tech"for like 20 minutes.I don't know why you decided to do that.(wind whooshes)- Hello.- Hello.- Oh no, it's something he wants.Yeah, he's being gentle with it again.He's being...Look at the look on this man's face.Look, he's smiling-- Anytime it's somethinghe wants to take home-- He's like,"Oh look, here is"-- Walking gently overand place it down-- My AirPods 5.Oh, ho, ho!- AirPods 4-- AirPods 4-- And you're getting some.- Okay, is that...But the...(crickets chirping)So this says "Hummer" on it.- Yes.I've had it on pre-orderfor the past, like, two years.- This would be a lot funnierif Ken had not actually purchased a carfor "Mystery Tech" a few years ago.But that car was likefive grand or something.The Hummer's like a hundred.Did you borrow this car, perhaps?- I mean, like, does a lease count?(all laugh)- That is a...It's just a loan.It's a 36-month loan.I mean...Let's go outsideand see what the hellKen has done this time.- All right-- Oh my God.- Here we are.- It's so big!- I know.- So-- Okay.- This is one Austin for scale.It's...It big.- The reason why I really wanted it.- Uh-huh.You really wanted it.- I really...Yeah.I mean, we wanted it.- Uh-huh.Oh God, what do you...Oh, are you doing crab walk?- It's sick, right?- Oh, that's actually really cool.- It's kinda cool!- So this is the standard SUV.So they also make a truck version of this.I'll say, as much as Ken's joking,this was a loaner from GM,who let us borrow this truck-- For 36 monthly payments.- No, not true.- Of $1,500.- Not true.Definitely not true.Let me spend some time with this Hummer EVand we'll find out what it can really do.So I've been living with theHummer for almost a week nowand I have a lot of thoughtsThis is a ridiculous vehicle.But in a good way.If you own a Hummer EV,whether it be the SUV,which is what we've got here,or the truck, you gottahave a sense of humor.You can't take somethinglike this seriously.This is a nearly 9,000-pound vehicle.To put that into perspective,the battery alone, inside of this Hummer,weighs as much as a Honda Civic.We're talking about3,000 pounds of battery.So this will do fast charging, right?So you could do,I think something like200 kilowatts on the SUV.If you go to a fast chargeror for a home charger,obviously it'll run at like, you know,seven, eight kilowatts,which is what I usually do at home.The problem is, becausethe battery is so big,I plugged this in at 40%,it took 15 hours to get to 95%, right?Any other vehicle would've beenfully charged at that point.So you just kinda have to think about itjust like how a gas tankthat's double the sizetakes twice as long to fill.Well, think about that whenit comes to the battery.It's clear that, like,they have definitely put a lot of emphasisin trying to make this a fun, interesting,different kind of thing.And it does accomplish that.I really do like the Hummer.But you gotta have that sense of humor'cause otherwise this thingmakes absolutely no sense.It's huge, it's impractical.It is going to doubleyour electricity bill'cause you gotta charge it all the time.And you definitely get a lot of looks.It is though, fairly livable.If you can get past the ideathat it's a really wide vehicleand it's kinda hard to park and whatnot.The four-wheel steer workswonders in helping you.I mean, I could make a U-turn in thisbetter than I can inmy Lexus IS 500, right?Those rear wheels turn it like, some...I don't know what the degrees are,but like, they really, really crank.And there's a lot that'sdelightful about this.You know, like, it makes me laughevery time I punch the throttleand feel 800 pounds sendingthis 9,000-pound SUVfricking sitting up onits rear wheels, right?It just...I gave my mom a ridein this, I punched it,and she goes, "Are the front wheelseven on the ground?" (laughs)Like, it's such a silly, ridiculous thing.And after having spent sometime with the Cybertruck,I'll be honest with you,I don't like the Cybertruck.Like, it feels like a regular Tesla.The Hummer, it is more impractical.It is a little bit biggerwhen it comes to the width,and trying to fit things.And like, it's obviously notan apples-to-apples comparison.But the difference isthe Hummer feels likeit's not taking itself so seriously.In the infotainment system,you can see your high scoreson the max drift angle you've ever had,in an almost 9,000 pound SUV.You can see your max pitch, your max roll.It is a completely absurd thingto try to do any of thisstuff in this huge SUV.If you own one of these,the real downsidesare just that it is enormousand somewhat difficultto park and work with.It is a little bit loud,given how huge the tires are,and how unaerodynamicit is with wind noise.And the stereo is bad.This stereo is, like, fineon like a $25,000 car.This thing costs over a hundred grand.Bose or not, sounds bad.But this is not for luxury.This is for someone who wants to have funin a giant, ridiculous lifted Hummer.And all I can say is, "Hell yeah, America!Brother."