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A Good Night's Sleep is Important, But It's Time to Wake Up Sheeple: The Dangers of Sleeping on Cars That Are About to Go to the Moon

As we all know, getting a good night's sleep is crucial for our health and well-being. However, there are certain sleeping arrangements that should be avoided at all costs. Today, we're going to talk about cars that you absolutely should not be sleeping on because they're about to go to the moon.

We have a special guest joining us today - our resident Craigslist king, Jeremiah, who has some valuable insights to share with us. I'm James, and this is [insert show name], where we discuss all things interesting and unusual.

As we prepare for liftoff, it's essential to consider what you're getting yourself into when it comes to sleeping arrangements. Cars that are about to blast off into space are not a safe or comfortable place to catch some Zs. In fact, they're downright dangerous. But, as Jeremiah will tell us later in the conversation, there's more to these cars than meets the eye.

Jeremiah, can you tell us more about your experiences with sleeping on cars that are about to go to the moon?

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- A good night's sleep is important,but it's time to wake up sheeple.Today, we're gonna talk about carsthat you absolutelyshould not be sleeping onbecause they're about to go to the moon.Today, I'm joined by our residentCraigslist king, Jeremiah,I'm James and this is the...- "D-List"- Thank you to our friends at Helixfor sponsoring today's video.Yup. 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I don't think personally,that in let's just say 30 years,these cars are gonna be worth anything.- Here's why I thinkthat this car is cool.It's got 2.4-literturbocharged engine called,the fricking Warhawks,sounds like an Avenger.(Jeremiah laughs)Makes 280 horsepower,which is like 40 more horsepowerthan the Neon SRT-4.- Okay.- They gave it an arguably sick body kit,19-inch wheels,(Jeremiah laughs)and a mandatory six-speed,six, Jeremiah,six-speed manual transmission.Plus, it's got the same 13-inchbrakes from the Charger.- Okay.- They made 25,000 Neon SRT-4sand the good ones are super expensive,but you can buy a clean CaliberSRT-4 for under 10 grand.And they only made like 5,000 of them.So, they're not making anymore.- You know what?I'm actually convincedthat this car could make me some money.(James laughs)- Yeah?- You see, I liked the analytics here.That's what's really getting me juiced up.- Yup.- They made less of them,they're more powerful,it got a 6-speed,they got Charger brakes.- Yeah!To the moon?- To the moon, man.- Next car, Isuzu Amigo.- Okay. So, I know about the Isuzu Amigos.What they lack in quality,they gain in cuteness.(James chuckles)They're cute little four-wheel drive car.I don't know much about themin terms of resale andlike potential blow up.I don't see this cargoing for a ton of moneyat a Mecum Auction in a few years.- Don't be fooled by its cute looksbecause if you feedthis boy after midnight,he turns into a monster.(Jeremiah laughs)Amigo is a short wheelbaseversion of the Rodeo.- Oh.- Okay?Not only can you take theback off and it's 2-doorbut you can get it with four-wheel driveand a V6 that made 205horsepower in that little thing.How much power did aWrangler make in 1999?180.Basically what I'm saying,is the Amigo is the (beep) of cars.(Jeremiah laughs)It's cheaper,it's better than a Wrangler,and it's time to wake up, okay?'Cause this boy's goingstraight, straight up.If you're not convinced,here's one that I found on eBay right now.(Jeremiah laughs)Okay. Not so cute.- No, that's not cuteanymore, it's something.Seeing this one kind of modded up,knowing that people do, you know,there is some aftermarketsupport for them,makes me think like,Yeah, people can buy themcheap and make them look cool,they're gonna go up.- Maybe not to the moon, but promising.Jeremiah have you everbeen in a Crown Vic?- I have.- Perhaps the back.(Jeremiah chuckles)- Of a crown Vic?- Yeah. You ever been arrested?(Jeremiah laughs)- Ahh. Yes.(Jeremiah laughs)- Well, you kinda got to jail a lot fasterif the police officer wasdriving a Mercury Marauder.- When I see these,I always think about like Impala SSs.To get a nice cleanImpala SS is pretty hardand they bring a lot of moneywhen you do try to find one.So, I'm getting thosekinds of vibes with thisbut I don't know so much.- Here's why I think theMarauder is a good investment,it shares the same Pantherplatform as the Crown Vicbut it's way better.I'm talking leather seats,better suspension,and did I mention manpower baby!Marauder got the same4.6-liter modular V8sas the Mustang Mach 1and put down 300 buff ass herspers.Here's what I found onOfferUp for six grand.And it clearly states,you can't lie on OfferUp,(Jeremiah chuckles)runs perfect with no issues whatsoever.- 210,000 miles.(Jeremiah laughs)- Don't even pay attention to that.These things could go a million miles.- Yeah, yeah.Okay. All right.I'm not convinced to this one.This is a tough one for me.- I feel like with the really nice ones,it's too late to get in.- That's probably true.Right. If you could havefound one 10 years agowhen no one really, you know, likeand it's got less than 50,000 miles.- Yeah.- They're out there.I mean, I'm sure any of these cars,I just want to say this,any of these cars, you couldprobably make money on,if you can find the one that'sbeen living in a garage.- Right.- But these, I don't know.- All right, Jeremiah,let me ask you a question.What makes an R34 GT-R cool?Twin turbos,all-wheel drive.Well, the Ford Taurus PoliceInterceptor has those.It makes more power baby.And it doesn't cost $200,000.- It looks just as nice.- It looks just as cool.- I don't know.I don't see these thingsshooting off in valuebut I can be convinced.- Well, this generation Interceptorcould be optioned with thesame 3.5-liter EcoBoost engineas a Taurus HHO.Good for 365 horsepower.That's a horse for everyday of the year, dude.And unlike the show,the interceptor has upgraded suspension,a reinforced chassis for ramming,and something called "Pursuit Mode".- Oh.- Twin turbo ones are harder to findbut Max bought his for like five grand.- Uh-huh.- And then had a reallyweird time selling it.(Jeremiah laughs)- It has some cool features.I like that it has areinforced thing for ramming,that's pretty sick.- Yeah.- But I also don't think-- I don't wanna ram anybody.- I don't wanna ram,you're not gonna wannaram anyone. (laughs)Yeah.And the fact that Max bought his,then had trouble selling itleads me to think that,no matter what, you're gonnahave trouble selling this.- Plus, you know, copcars are just dogged on.- Oh, yeah.- And just driven by abunch of different people.- Right. I don't know.This doesn't spark up any like,Oh, yeah. I gotta get on one of these.- I agree.- And it doesn't tinglemy Craigslist senses.- So, stays in hell.- Stays right there in hell.(James laughs)- People routinely come upto me on the street and say,Buick hasn't made a good carsince the Grand National.Are you that type of person, Jeremiah?Do you agree with that sentiment?- I know like three Buick carsand I would probably say, yeah, the Grand-- Well, you're dead wrong.(Jeremiah laughs)- Allow me to present the 4thgeneration Buick Regal GS.- What?Get outta here with this (beep).- This thing rules.- Is Buick,Buick still makes cars, right?- Buick still makes cars.- See that's the problem with Buick,Buick still makes carsand I totally forgotthat they still make cars.- But I do legitimatelythink that this car is cool,and I do think thatit's a wise investment.It is definitely slept on.These are rad.- Okay. All right.I can be convinced.- So unlike the regular Regal, Jeremiah,sounds he can't be regular and regal.The GS came with a supercharged V6that made 240 horsepower.240 horsepower in a grandpa-mobile.Okay?And they are cheap, cheap, cheap.Like Tommy was so cheap, cheap,cheap, cheap, cheap cheap.Buick also teamed upwith SLP to make the GSX,which made 270 herspers.- Okay.- I would, again, like to reiteratethat these Buicks are atthe lowest possible pointin their depreciation curve.- Okay. I'm in it.I'm in it to win it now.I love special edition cars.SLPs.- I've got SLP parts.- I got SLP,like my Camaro is factory SLP.It had every SLP option when they made it.So SLP brings more money.- This kid in my high schoolhad one of these, with pulleys.And he'll just pull on all of us.- Dang.They're like a sleeper car.And then once people knowabout the sleeper car,they want the OG untouched version.- Yeah.- Right?And if you can find one of thosethat's been sitting in a garage,and it seems like they're cheap.- You know, what we gotta do.We gotta buy one.- Right.Crank up the boost.- Right.- Make it super fast,get it out there.And then also buy atotally stock low mile one.- Right.- Park her in the garagefor a couple years.- Put a cover on her.- Boom, bang, bang, boom.Our kids are going to college.- Whoo-hoo.This is like, it's like,like Dax Shepard bought that.- Exactly.All we need to do is get DaxShepard to buy one of these.- Hey, Dax, can you buy one of these,after we buy four.(Jeremiah laughs)- To the moon!(rocket buzzing)I know you already liked this(Jeremiah laughs)but we can just skip it.- I do. My parents had one of these-- Yeah. Everyone'sparents had one of these.- Everyone had one of these.This is hitting the nostalgia button.And to be honest,I hit up Max the other dayabout this and was like,Hey man, we should get in on these'cause they're about to pop.- Yeah.- The Chevy suburban is the only carto have a star on theHollywood Walk of Fame, okay?- What?- I just want...Yeah. Somehow the Beetle doesn't,even though it was in movies.(Jeremiah laughs)In the mid 90s,GMT 400 Suburbans are someof the best Chevies ever.They're beefy, they're comfy,and hold a lot of gabagoolYou know, Tony Soprano drove one.He woke up this morning,he got some gabagool.They're super easy to work on,You can buy the parts at AutoZone,and best of all,they're cheap.- I think this is my number one so far.- Yeah.- These are fire.- This has crazy potential.- Yes. Crazy potential.'Cause like you said,everyone remembers them,or rode in one,had one, loved them.They were super popular.They probably sold a (beep) ton of these.- It's like one of theonly cars from the 90sthat's like fairing well.- Right. I love these.I'm more sentimentalbut I, from, leaving that aside,from profit, when I get my money eyes on.Think about OJ Broncos right now,you know, for a long time,everyone wanted the pre youknow, the older gen Broncos.Now, those things are (indistinct).You can't find them.They're super expensive.This is that same thingfor Chevy, I think.And I think these are gonna blow up.(lively trumpet music)- Speaking of space,(Jeremiah chuckles)this thing is already past the moon.And I'm pretty surethat it has a couple ofmoons of its own two.- Okay- Two, Three,I don't know.Talking about the Saturn Ion Red Line.I'm not an astronomer.(Jeremiah laughs)It's beautiful,it's got a wedge shapejust like a Lamborghini,it's got a spoiler.- I mean beauty-- It's plastic.(Jeremiah laughs)- This era of Saturn's hadthe worst plastic ever.It's like they just melted abunch of (beep) Pepsi bottles.- This is the only era of Saturn,Saturn had one era.- Initially when I see this,I don't think Lamborghini.- Oh.- No, no, no.I did not think Lamborghini,I don't think luxury,I think a car trying to look fastthat probably isn't fast.That's just me just looking at it.And I'm not even lookingat the Saturn badge.- Okay, well, I'm heretoday to convince youthat you're a (beep).(Jeremiah laughs)Because Saturn, to one lookat the Dodge Caliber SRT-4and thought,Damn. We need to make something like that.So, they gave us the classicLambergyn for the every man,Ion Redline.It's a Saturn Ion, but it's supercharged.This pop star makes 205 herspers,but nobody wanted them when they were new.So Saturn killed it andsent it to hell in 2007.But, they're weird,and kind of cool,and they're definitely cheap.I think you're gonna seeone of these sell for...money that you're just gonna be like what?- The thing I'm thinking of is,Who wants a Saturn?- No one.(Jeremiah laughs)Joe Webber would love one of this.- Joe Webbs wants a Saturn?I don't know man.I went to a Saturn dealeronce when I was a kid.And I remember getting ina car and just thinking,This car stinks.(James laughs)And they're terribly unreliable.That's why, part ofwhy Saturn suck so bad,'cause they always,they just like weren't good cars, right?Am I wrong on that?- You are alienating ahuge part of our audience,the Saturn crowds.- Okay- All right.I apologize to you.(Jeremiah laughs)- I mean, I honestly don't know.I'm guessing, yes,you can make money on it,but it is not gonna...this is not a moon car, no way.This car will never shoot to the moon.Put a stamp on it,(James laughs)with seal of approval.It's not a banger.It will never happen.Sorry, Saturn fans, but grow up.(both laughs)- Okay. So this next carhas probably one of the mostimportant things you needfor financial success,name recognition.Shelby CSX,stands for Carroll Shelby Xperimental.Because you know,that if you put an E on there,you're a lame'r.- Okay. My first concern isjust 'cause you slap a name on it,doesn't necessarily meanit's gonna bring in value.- But it's not just any name, okay?It's Carroll Shelby.- Right, but I have-- Performance was his business.(camera crew laughs)- I have Emeril pots and pans at my houseand they're (beep) garbage.But I bought them 'cause theyhad Emeril on it, you know.- Haven't been this confidentthat I'm gonna change your mind.- Okay.- All day.- Well, I will say this,I kind of liked the look of this thing.- I think thisstyling is coming back around.- I think it's cool.- They make it ina really cool red color.- It reminds me,there I say, of your 86 a little.- Little bit.The CSX is based on the K-car platform,which does kind of suck,but it has a 2.2-literturbo four cylinder,with an intercooler,and a forged crank.At the end of the day it's a Shelby car.And apparently, you canup the boost on these.And the guy at the Shelby Museum was like,They're terrifying,(Jeremiah laughs)which is awesome.So, I'm not gonna act likethis is as cool as a Cobrabut I've seen them pop up on Craigslistfor under five grand inreally good condition.- Oh.Hey, you say under five grand,my ears perk up.Because that's a,that's like a reasonable,low risk investmentthat has potential pay off.So you've got the Shelbyname, which is cool, right?That's gonna bring it.The little motor is kind of fun,like a little intercooledturbo, four cylinder.- And from the 80sso you know that's great.(Jeremiah laughs)- Yeah. It's really efficient.And I didn't even know,I knew Shelby toucheda couple different carsbut I didn't know aboutthis one at all until today.- Very few people do.- I think this is a potential moon car,- Moon bound.Okay. This last car on the listmight not need a ton of convincing,but there's already evidence in the marketthat they're gonna beworth a lot of money.- Okay.- Talking about the unlovedbrother of the Z family,the Z31 Nissan 300ZX.- Doesn't Webbs have one of these?- Joe Webber has a Shiro.- Shiro version.I thought these arealready on their way up.- They are on their way up.- Yeah, these are great.- So you're not gettingit on the ground levelbut it's still early enoughthat you can get in early.- Right. You know, it's Tesla,it's at 2.50 a share,you didn't get it at a hundred,but you know what?It's pretty good now. (laughs)- It's sandwiched by two reallydesirable cars that have,like generations thathave already gone up.- Though the older that these get,the more classic they look.- And it's like, you know,it's from a quality brand.It's not a Saturn.So it's, you know,(Jeremiah laughs)it's gonna do good in the long run.It's a great investment for sure.- If it runs and it's a good one.- Yeah. Okay.- So, yeah. To the moon.- Big announcement.- Donut is looking for new co,Sorry can you get back in the beginning?You guys, donut is looking for new hosts.Do you love cars?Do you know how to work on cars?Do you have a potentially unhealthy desireto be the center of attention?Perfect.Then go hereor click the link inthe description below.We're looking for the funniestperson in the pit crew,the most hilarious person in the shop.If this is you submit to be a host,if this sounds like someone you know,encourage them to submit to be a host.The last time we did thiswe met both Zach Jobe and Jeremiah.- Thank you guys so muchfor watching my audition.- Hello, Donut Media.My name is Zach Jobe.- You could seriously be next.So go ahead and click thatlink or send it to a friendand let's make videos about cars together.(Zach sighs)- Goodbye.- Thanks for coming on Jeremiah.Hopefully we've manipulated some markets.- I hope we watch this video in 20 yearsand I made some good choices.- Yeah.- (indistinct) guys.- I love you.- You're watching the D-List.