The End of an Era: Marty Kog's Turbulent Car Adventure

Marty Kog, an internet sensation from Australia, has found himself at the center of a bizarre and hilarious car adventure. The situation began with an email from a Canadian individual who reportedly prompted Marty and his team to take on a new project. This catalyst led to the elimination of rules, which was a significant departure from their usual approach.

The journey started with a seemingly innocuous question about the whereabouts of Marty's car. He inquired, "Hey man, hey man, how you doing?" This lighthearted greeting belied the complexity of the situation that was about to unfold. Marty then expressed concern about his car's disappearance, stating, "I just opened the garage and it's empty. Yeah, the turd's gone, dude." The use of colloquial language and non-sequitur references ("turd" and "dude") underscored the unconventional nature of this project.

As the conversation progressed, Marty revealed that his car had been misplaced, with a forklift being the last known location. He joked about the impending doom of crushing it on a forklift, implying that time was running out. The situation was further complicated by Marty's reminiscence about a past friendship that had ended, leaving him feeling melancholic. "Are you still sleeping with that dinosaur?" he asked, suggesting a sense of loss and longing.

The conversation took a poignant turn as Marty reflected on the impermanence of things. He acknowledged that all good things must come to an end and expressed his acceptance of this reality. The phrase "picked me up when I was down" held significant emotional weight, implying a deep appreciation for the support he received during difficult times.

Marty's team and he had previously collaborated on various projects, with their work being featured on Mighty Car Mods. This experience provided valuable context to their current endeavor, which seemed to be a wild goose chase of sorts. Marty mentioned that they would continue to work together, but with an emphasis on the freedom from rules. He expressed his enthusiasm for exploring new territories and pushing the boundaries of what was possible.

In a surprising twist, Marty revealed that he had acquired a new car, which he jokingly referred to as a "mad car." The car in question, known as a Forester, held sentimental value due to its unusual characteristics. Marty found it amusing that he could identify his new vehicle by mentioning the opposite of its original name ("Forester" being the antonym for "turbine," which is also a reference to the engine type). This quirk highlighted the lighthearted and playful nature of the conversation.

As the discussion drew to a close, Marty extended an invitation to his team to join him on a future adventure. He suggested that they would be able to call for a ride using some keys, which served as a clever metaphor for the newfound freedom from rules. However, this offer was conditional upon their ability to navigate the challenges ahead without any constraints.

Ultimately, Marty's car adventure became a symbol of the unpredictable nature of life and the importance of embracing change. His willingness to let go of rules allowed him to explore new territories, both literally and metaphorically. As he concluded his conversation, he expressed his gratitude for the experience and his excitement for what lay ahead. The fate of his car, which had been the focal point of this adventure, remained uncertain, leaving room for speculation about its future.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enMarty from internet sensation Marty kogs has a PED in a sex type with an elderly woman called Cheryl this is really out there from Australia now I've seen some porn in my time but this one's all messed up special lyric Two Goats one cup and I don't think he's talking about milk guys look hey man hey man how you doing yeah good dude hey um do you know where my car is what do you mean which one my the turd I just opened the garage and it's empty yeah the turd's gone dude what do you mean the turn's gone I I came and got it last night yeah but where is it now it's been a month where do you think it is it's on the front of a forklift dude we're about to crush it on a forklift yeah we down at Blacktown I mean I reckon if you got down here in the next half an hour you got you got a chance to say goodbye if you want to but in the next 30 minutes it's going to be as flat as a dinosaur's ball sack are you still sleeping with that dinosaur since Sher left come on man you were my friend and I can't believe that this is the end so many times we loved so many times we cried but I always thought we'd be all right but but all good things must come to an end and I'll be on my own again picked me up when I was down the windows down we drove around when I was lost you take me home I never felt so young and free the big blue sky the big blue sea I'm going to miss you my little booty you are dear but all good things must come to an end and I'll be on my own again so Marty the blue turd it's gone the it's the end of an era I'm kind of happy about it though cuz it's like I wouldn't have been comfortable selling that to anyone and I'd much prefer it's kind of all the useful parts of gone to a better project and well the car was rooted like it wouldn't have even passed REO again no it was time for it to go it was I mean look this whole thing started because we got this email from a dude in Canada going you guys said this you have to do this so I think the important thing now is that we have no more rules cuz as long as we have rules there's going to be people going you did this wrong you did that wrong so final rule no more rules deal deal the forest is gone what the forest is you know the dude you can't dude there's no more rules the I mean the forest is mad I'll keep I got you that I'll keep it for the weekend in case I ever buy a boat or something you know but it's like it's it's big and it's it's it's not good for the planet is it well but dude that car was awesome no it's still awesome I'll drive it on the weekend if I buy a boat or something one day you know so what are you going to drive now oh it's not what I'm going to drive what I am driving now it's that's not yours dude that is my new car that is not that is so far Forester that is I kind of went what is the opposite of a Forester and there it is that's your car it's a mad car but dude I have to go so I'm going to see you later and you should be able to call a cab or something over that way can you can I have a lift what do you mean can I have a lift no I can't have a lift what are they that's that's some keys for you for what though that one down there yeah that's that's not mine whose is that that one there in front of mine that's yeah but who's are the who's easy dude I love you you know that I tried to do the Volkswagen Thing I tried to do the niss thing eventually you just got to give a man what a man wants that no tricks is your new car that's my car that is your car dude okay all right just relax aesome okay relax relax okay so how about you go and get in your car I know I know I know now yes it's turbo yes it was cheap I know we're not doing any rules anymore but best combination ever but my only request is that that becomes the fastest most powerful car we've ever done on Mighty Car Mods okay and I'm expecting 11 second4 miles 11s enjoy enjoy you're going to love it madMarty from internet sensation Marty kogs has a PED in a sex type with an elderly woman called Cheryl this is really out there from Australia now I've seen some porn in my time but this one's all messed up special lyric Two Goats one cup and I don't think he's talking about milk guys look hey man hey man how you doing yeah good dude hey um do you know where my car is what do you mean which one my the turd I just opened the garage and it's empty yeah the turd's gone dude what do you mean the turn's gone I I came and got it last night yeah but where is it now it's been a month where do you think it is it's on the front of a forklift dude we're about to crush it on a forklift yeah we down at Blacktown I mean I reckon if you got down here in the next half an hour you got you got a chance to say goodbye if you want to but in the next 30 minutes it's going to be as flat as a dinosaur's ball sack are you still sleeping with that dinosaur since Sher left come on man you were my friend and I can't believe that this is the end so many times we loved so many times we cried but I always thought we'd be all right but but all good things must come to an end and I'll be on my own again picked me up when I was down the windows down we drove around when I was lost you take me home I never felt so young and free the big blue sky the big blue sea I'm going to miss you my little booty you are dear but all good things must come to an end and I'll be on my own again so Marty the blue turd it's gone the it's the end of an era I'm kind of happy about it though cuz it's like I wouldn't have been comfortable selling that to anyone and I'd much prefer it's kind of all the useful parts of gone to a better project and well the car was rooted like it wouldn't have even passed REO again no it was time for it to go it was I mean look this whole thing started because we got this email from a dude in Canada going you guys said this you have to do this so I think the important thing now is that we have no more rules cuz as long as we have rules there's going to be people going you did this wrong you did that wrong so final rule no more rules deal deal the forest is gone what the forest is you know the dude you can't dude there's no more rules the I mean the forest is mad I'll keep I got you that I'll keep it for the weekend in case I ever buy a boat or something you know but it's like it's it's big and it's it's it's not good for the planet is it well but dude that car was awesome no it's still awesome I'll drive it on the weekend if I buy a boat or something one day you know so what are you going to drive now oh it's not what I'm going to drive what I am driving now it's that's not yours dude that is my new car that is not that is so far Forester that is I kind of went what is the opposite of a Forester and there it is that's your car it's a mad car but dude I have to go so I'm going to see you later and you should be able to call a cab or something over that way can you can I have a lift what do you mean can I have a lift no I can't have a lift what are they that's that's some keys for you for what though that one down there yeah that's that's not mine whose is that that one there in front of mine that's yeah but who's are the who's easy dude I love you you know that I tried to do the Volkswagen Thing I tried to do the niss thing eventually you just got to give a man what a man wants that no tricks is your new car that's my car that is your car dude okay all right just relax aesome okay relax relax okay so how about you go and get in your car I know I know I know now yes it's turbo yes it was cheap I know we're not doing any rules anymore but best combination ever but my only request is that that becomes the fastest most powerful car we've ever done on Mighty Car Mods okay and I'm expecting 11 second4 miles 11s enjoy enjoy you're going to love it mad\n"