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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hello, welcome to "Mystery Tech."I'm gonna get my fingers ready.I'm gonna close my eyes andI'm gonna let the tech hit mein the face.(bells and chimes)Okay, so this is a PS5.This PS5 weighs.Yep. Okay.Authentic, real PlayStation 5.And that is a fan.Did someone get a little creativewith intellectual propertyand designed a fan thatlooks exactly like a PS5?- Or Sony designeda console after a fan.- Which one came first?(chicken clucking)The Inmorven. Inmorven.- You Morbin?- I might be Morbin bythe end of this episode.- It's Morbin time.- Did you guys really just buy thisbecause it just looks like a PS5?- Yeah.- So the box makes itlook exactly like a PS5,but it's a little bitof a different shape.- That's a PS5.- From this particular angle.- Come on!- Oh my God.- That is actually- Are you kidding me?- quite close.But look at this. Look at the difference.- What the hell?- It's got the exact samenumber of USB-C portsas the PS5.Wow. It sounds just like the PS5.Oh my God, it moves.It's moving. I'm not doing that.Can you see this?- Man discovers oscillating fan.- Breaking news,man discovers oscillating fan.- The lights. It has lights.- I like this waymore than the actual PS5.- I kind of do too.I'm gonna say W.It's oscillating, battery powered,it's very attractivelystylish, and importantly,it blows me directly in theface, which is the way--- What?- Moving on.You're probably familiarwith a tech YouTuberby the name of Marques Keith Brownlee.He was like, "Hey, man, Igot a new product launch."And I was like, cool.Does that mean that I get tomake some content out of it,then three to four years from nowwhen everyone forgets that you did it,can I also sell that same item?He goes, "That's weird, but sure."And therefore we have this.I'm not sure exactly what this is.I thought I knew what it was,then I opened the boxand was very confused.So come along for the ride, my friends.So it has 251 on it.And is that Marques' signature?- I've never seen him write before.I've never seen him write before.Does Marques know how to write?- I think he knows how to type.- All right, let's take alook at, my friends, at.Wait.(suspenseful music)Are these Jordans?Okay!The MK shoe.These are the AtomsM251 signed by Marques.It even says like the size on the outside.And it's designed in NewYork, made in South Korea.It even has a little NYC badge on it.Now, I'm sure as you allcome to "Mystery Tech"for shoe advice,you're really curious about my thoughts.Let me put these on.Let me just. One moment please.All right, first question.How high do I lace these?Do I just--- I thought you were gonna askhow to tie your shoes.- All right, soyou crisscross bunny ear.- I'll immediately say comfortis actually pretty nice.So I don't know if you can tell.Hey, Rio, can you dolike a before and after?Am I taller?I think I'm a little taller now.I'm just gonna stand up here.Can you just--- Can you get off the box?- Yeah, just.- There's no box.- Get off the box.- Get off the ladder.- Fine. Okay.(laughing)How do they look?- They look great.- They look cool, right?- I'm nota high top guy, but no,I would **** those.- Okay. That's, what?These feel comfy.These feel like you can easilywalk around in them all day.It's nice and sort ofsoft around your ankles,which is another reasonwhy I don't usually like high tops,'cause it just kind of irritates me.But like this is nice and soft.You've got a little pull strap,you've got a little MKBHD dot pattern.There's really nothingthat shouts out this isan MKBHD shoe besides thelogo and the tag here.- But I think that's kind of the point.- They're meant to be alittle bit more low key.So these are $185.- That's very reasonable.- And it's free shipping too.- Extremely reasonable.- That's not bad.It's only available for threeweeks, ending on May 16th.Hopefully this videos live by then.Atoms.com/mkbhd.If you use a promo code, Austin Evans,you get nothing besides a pat on the back.I'm here for it.Good job, Marques.What would you buy for me?Let me know, what should I make- Good videos.- Okay, let's be reasonable.This video is sponsored by stamps.com.We're deep into tax seasonand if you've got a sidehustle, an online shop,or even a full warehouse,you've probably noticedthe sky high postagebogging your business down.But stamps.com has your backwith some of the bestdiscounts in the industry.For 25 years, they've helpedover one million businesses,big and small, just like yours.With partners like USPostal Service and UPS,you have all the flexibility you need,and more importantly,discounts of up to 84% off standard rates.stamps.com is there for you day and night.All you need is a computer and a printer.It's easy to schedule a pickup too,meaning no traffic, no lines,and more time growing your business.And if you sell online,stamps.com seamlessly connectswith every major marketplace.Set your business up for successwhen you get startedwith stamps.com today.Sign up at stamps.com/austinevansfor a special offer thatincludes a four week trialplus free postage anda free digital scale.No long-term commitments or contracts.And thank you to stamps.comfor sponsoring thisepisode of "Mystery Tech."Wait. This exists?The Amiga A500 Mini?Is that a mini keyboard?- It's literally scaled for your hands.- You know how I feelabout the size of my hands?There are advantages in being someonewho is slightly more compact in build.- Yeah, you fit inthe same clothes as your son.- Defeat.(laughing)- So we've got ourselvesthe mouse, the controller,as well as the actual mini console itself.So we've got 25 classicAmiga games, including.Wait, you know what?I'm gonna be real, I've never played--- I didn't even know whatan Amiga was.- Wait, wait.Partial nudity in an Amiga game?Which game is that andwhy is it only rated T?- Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball."- Oh, is it "California Games?"That one looks a little sus.I'm curious to see the scaleof this because the Amiga had,oh, I don't know, likea full size keyboardand this seems slightly smaller.Oh my goodness, this is so tiny.Oh, that's cute.Wait, do they press?Oh, they don't press.- That's actuallyreally disappointing.- The detail though.The detail work is pretty impressive.So you've got yourfloppy disc on the side.You've got USB-C for power, HDMI,and three USB-A portspresumably for the controllersthat are bundled in.So we've got what actually seems likea fairly decent controller.So we've got our D-pad, we'vegot our X, Y, A, B buttons,our L and R, and we also have the mouse.- Sleeper mouse.- Holy. What the, this smells--- Like whatform of lead are you--- Yeah, yeah, thank you.Lead is, that's definitely the smell.Woo!This is not quite hand shaped,but like I don't see whythat wouldn't work somewhat.All right, let me get this all plugged in.I will say very generic looking interface."California Games."- No, we can't,it's got partial nudity.- What is this game?- It's inspiring to watch you game.- We're gonna go out, we'regonna play a different game.I wanted to be a stunt cart racer.- Oh, big shock hegoes for the racing game.- They're literally likelifting me on the track.That's actually kinda cool.Yo, let's go.This is actually straight up fun.This is straight up fun.So how much is the Amiga A500 little guy?Wait, wait, wait.Let me use my powersof deductive reasoning.Relatively well built,includes multiple accessories,including color coded cables,and it's an obscure consolefrom the 1980s meant to appealto only old nerds.129.- The price is right.- It's my lucky day.This thing's okay though.Oh!♪ Who lives in thepineapple under the sea ♪- Alrighty then. What do we have here?The NexDock.So if you're not familiar,these are essentially like dummy laptops.So they look very similar tolike a traditional laptop,except that there's noactual compute inside.Oh, thank you.Look, a Samsung device that supports DeX.Please make it on the Z-Flip.So let's see.These are always interesting to mebecause on the surfaceit seems great, right?Like imagine.- It's not aSurface, it's a NexDock.- And it kind oflooks like a MacBook.- It's funny, looking around this,it looks exactly like a regular laptop.We got a couple ofUSB-Cs, a headphone jack,and a micro SD card slot on the side.And then we've got another USB-Cand a mini HDMI on the other side, right?So more ports than most laptops,but this is completely useless on its own.It also has a full flippy hinge.So you got the full sort of like 360.- One feature that this hasthat the other one didn'tis it has a battery in it.- This has a battery?- Yes.- Ah, okay.So what you could do isyou could plug this inand it will also charge your phone,or at least keep yourphone's battery topped off.- So the wired only version is $300and the wireless one is 350.- So basically you'repaying 50 bucks extra.Okay, I mean, that's not unreasonable.So I'm gonna start byplugging this into the laptopand then I'm gonna plug it into the S23.Now, once DeX is fired up,the phone is still fullyoperational, right?So I can still be swiping through.It's a little bit latency,even with the touchscreen.It's not bad though.So we've got the ideaof how this works wired.Let's try to do it wirelessly.All right, it shows up wirelessly.Start now.And now it is.(dramatic music)The connected TV isn'toptimized for wireless DeX.Connection with an HDMIcable may work better.- You mean the the wireless thingthat you're connected to isn't--- Yes.- Okay.- So wireless DeX justthinks this is a TV.I also would need to pairthe Bluetooth keyboard and everything.Hmm.- Okay. That's a little annoying.- If I'm using this with my phone,one of the advantagesis I want to make surethat I'm sharing everything, right?And I'm also using the batterywhich is built into thislaptop to charge my phone.If I can't do that, what's the point?I'm just gonna say thisis a fail on the wireless.For me and for my purposes,100% would just use the cable.The EliteTac USA.It was originally made for Special Forces,but now has been brought to marketusing military grade CREE LED technology,it's the brightest and strongestflashlight made to date.This seems like a fairlystandard metal flashlight.It does have those sort of tactical ridgesso you can tactically stabsomeone in the back with it.It also has a zoom,so I can actually just rotate this aroundand I will zoom in and out.Apparently this can casta beam for over two miles.This seems like they'rejust trying to takea regular flashlight and sellthe absolute crap out of it.$90!This sounds like a $20 flashlightthat they are marketing the hell out of.In three, two, one.Oh, that's not that impressive.That's it? Zoom activate.Whoa.- Whoa.- Whoa, it's getting more intense.(speakers drowning each other out)- Oh, it actually gets really bright.Zoom it out a little bit.Yeah!- So this is not worth 89.98.It's not worth $232.It's not worth 50 bucks.This is worth $12, maybe.A very lightweight, small envelope.Is it drugs?- Yes.- Oh.Okay, so what this essentially is,is an easy way to mountyour iPhone to a MacBookand then you can use it as a webcamand get better image quality.That's it.- And it also doeslike some software trickery too,to do things like top downs.- Yeah.- So we don't need ourcamera up there anymorethat you use the wrong way.- This camera? We don'tneed this camera anymore?- Like, that's exactlywhat I'm talking about.- Yeah, this camera's great.We can't use this anymore?It also functions as like almost likea PopSocket or something.So MagSafe on the back andthen you pop it this out here,and you've got yourself a little mount,or you open up the bottom partand you've got your littleclasp for the laptop.How much is this little Belkin though?- That one is $30.- Okay, I'm gonna put it off to the side.So basically the waythey recommended doing itis basically offset it a little bitso you can put the webcamroughly level with your camera.So I'll say something like that.Immediate problem, theiPhone's too heavy, it just.(laughing)So right now you're looking at methrough the 14 inch MacBook Pro webcam,which I will say is reallya quite nice webcam.However, now you are lookingat what the footage lookslike directly from my iPhone,but being wirelessly beamed to Mac OS.So essentially right nowI am doing nothing at allother than putting my iPhone right here.I will say the qualitylooks very, very good,which makes sense becausethis is of course an iPhone,which has a much, much nicer camerathan what you've got onthe actual webcam itself.So Ken and I are now on a FaceTime call,and when I hover over thisI have a desk view button.So I press this.Okay, it will tell meabout screen sharing.I can show both top down.So, got it.All right, so use the plus/minus controlsto align your desk to the edge of the box.Got it. Okay.So this is what it lookslike on the receiving end.So not only do we havethe main camera running,which is showing me,but also you can see whatI've got here in front of me.So it's doing some tilting, some warping,some flipping to essentiallymake it seem usingthe ultra wide camera on myiPhone like I've got two things,although obviously itis just all being pulledfrom the phone.I don't know if I'm sold,like I don't think Iwould use this personally.Like I get if this is sortof interesting to you.This is better than a PopSocket.But also, you don'treally need this, right?The Continuity Camera stuff,this has nothing to do with it.This is purely just a wayto mount it to your device.I feel like I'm coming offa little harsh right now.This does work exactly theway that they advertise it.I wish it was maybe alittle bit more seamlesswhere I could use it for like QuickTime,or I don't know if iteven shows up in like OBSor something if you're trying to capture,but like, it's fine.It's just not gonnalight the world on fire.♪ Bum, bum, bum, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪♪ Ba, da, bum, bum, bum ♪♪ Ba, da, ba, dum ♪This is the Pwnage Ultra Custom,an item that we did on"Mystery Tech" two years ago?- What aboutif we found a mousethat's the exact opposite of that?- That it's a regular mouse?The Hoglet. Boy, that's not a good name.I don't like the Hoglet.Oh my God.(laughing)Why would this ever exist?Listen to this.- Oh!- It's purring.- It's just a little mouse cover.- Like, it's just a basic-assregular mouse on the inside.- Oh, that makes it even better.- All right, so inside there isa little 2.4 gigahertz dongle.And importantly, they didgive me the AAA batteriesin the box.I will give them that.Look, what you're buyinghere is a very basic,cheapo mouse that just happens to havethis neat little fidget toy on the top.This click is awful.Like, literally so bad.Let me show you what a regularclick should sound like.(mouse clicking)- It's almost likethey should have made ita separate piece.- I think so.Matt, what's going on?- If that hedgehog isn'tgood enough for you,we got this one.(gentle music)- Who hurt you, Matt?- This is from ourgood friend Jake Simmons.- Jake? Jake made this?Okay, so if you're not familiar,our buddy Jake Simmons has madesome incredibly cool GameBoys for us in the pastfor "Mystery Tech."And then he threw all that goodwill awaywith the most cursed controllerI think I've ever felt.- Remember, Microsoft madean official one of these too?- Yeah, Xbox gave oneof these out as a promotion.- And he made his own?- I wanted to win it and I didn't,so he made me that.- You know all that stuff I saidabout this thing potentially being dirty?Yeah, scratch that. That's way worse.How much is the Hoglet?- Take a guess.- Boy, it's a $2 mousewith a little cover on it.30 bucks.- It is $40.- No, no.If you really want a fidget toy,there are better options than this.How much time did Jake wastemaking this controller?- It's not so much howmuch it cost in money dollars,it's what it cost in the pit of your soul.- You know, it's also weirdbecause ever since we'vehad this controller,- Ever since?- I haven't seen Kinsey around(laughing)- Whoopsie.- Thank you very much, Jake,for this horrendoustragesdy of a controllerthat I am uncomfortable with owning.And the Hoglet's dumb.Boy oh boy, if you likeweird tech like this,why don't you considersubscribing to the channel?Not only is that ringelingof the dingeling button free,then you too can enjoy thewhatever the hell this is right now.