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**Supreme Court Ruling on Internet Censorship in Kashmir**

In a significant ruling, the Supreme Court of India has declared that states cannot block internet access without a court order. This decision comes after allegations of censorship were leveled against the Indian government for restricting internet access in the disputed region of Kashmir. However, the court's ruling does not apply to private companies like Netflix, which was recently cleared to show a film depicting Jesus as gay. The film, titled "The First Temptation of Christ," has sparked controversy and outrage among some Christian groups.

**Brazilian Supreme Court Rules on Censorship**

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**The Risks of God**

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**The Next Big Influencer**

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**The Power of Burping Babies**

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: entoday's the 17th and it's robot and nonsense I'm actually really proud of myself because I was just responding to a text when Ryan told me all that and I remembered it dude it's a day the week I said it was 17th I said it's Friday it's Friday gotta get down on Friday walmart unveils a robot warehouse to whisk food to your car how I did that switch wait Oh Suzy did it I was like it's fine it's the alphabet what a great name how did Google not get that name how pissed are they they didn't get the Alpha by alphabet doesn't have alpha bar gosh does it have different colored letters too just as an extra flex I'll be pushing it so I guess this the Los Angeles Times this is a paywall alternative link does not have a video so what these guys are gonna do is when you do the online ordering I guess they all the workers are just stationary and the alphabet goes and gets the pallet of whatever and brings it to them and they put it in your order and then the alphabet goes back and get something else and it will take it to your car that opens up an interesting possibility though is how does it know that it's got the right car like this simply reading somebody could just pull in with a fake license plate and be like that's a long way to go still groceries is there a max well how much monetary value can you order in one Walmart online order has anybody ever tested that I've ordered over $250 before what could you do like 4,000 for the odds know them I wonder what here's an engagement challenge for you chat what's the most expensive but least volume order from Walmart how much could we put in the SUV if we bought the most expensive yet smallest item but be saffron right you know the space because of the things that I don't want to get into we have experimented with the delivery things and the Walmart delivery people are much more accommodating than the Kroger delivery people because like the Kroger delivery people show up and they just open the door and they just dump it it's like right right just inside the door they're like this is you you got to deal with it and the Walmart people it's like would you restock the shelves at our thing and they're like okay sure where does everything go and then they like actually stock it in the kitchen or whatever listen Kroger's more bougie you got a you got to offer them something for their time slipping between actually I bet I bet there is like a time component there because if they have a lot of orders they'll have to get back to take the next one well I was experimenting with that for Mom because it was like maybe that would help her with the groceries because they would like bring it and put it where it's supposed to go Kroger is not willing to do that but the one people were interesting maybe they're wearing cameras and they're mapping the inside of your home put on your ad profile has too many closets I was thinking like you know when everything collapses it's like who has the most food stockpiled I think the Walmart execs are gonna go house to house if I got a bunker somewhere well we talked last week about AI trying to file a patent and that does not fly at least not and what was in UK right Europe somewhere anyway yeah I couldn't be listed as an inventor hey I cannot invent but from China we find out something that kind of conflicts with that oh yeah written articles are copyright predictable rules the Chinese Court so this is Tencent I've got an an AI news article author thing sold like dream scope or something dream dream whatever dream something and dream rider there we go dream rider the articles that it writes are copyrightable by Tencent because somebody took those articles and said oh we can republished them you guys a robot riding we could just republish it freely Chinese Court said no that is a financial thing and I've been looking at like financial research lately and that there is so much of that garbage out there and it's always a clickbait it's like Oh what does Tesla's earnings per share say about the company they never answered the question it's just like a robot pumping out the standard data that you get from the company's press releases in that you know like Flowery AI paragraph structure and that's it's just everywhere it's ridiculous see I read an article the other day I can't wrote it was about where like it was mostly fine but some of the sentence structure was just really bizarre I was like either this is someone who English is not their native language or this was written by like a bot because it was very strange you know it's interesting they do that because it's just there it should be list items they're just iterating data yeah but instead they write out like I have to end it so it's like and next let's look at also on one of our topics today and I look like every transition but they don't ever use the same one twice and it gets really weird it's like when you're writing a research paper you have a minimum word requirement right yeah exactly so that's kind of unfortunate but I guess I kind of agree with it because who else would own it or just be not owned that can't exist in our society how would you guys have the balls to get into an air taxi their own probably not v1 I don't have balls at all so would you have the ovaries ovaries to get into pride oh I don't know if I'd trust this I guess like if it became normalized and there were safety stuff whoa you're the first person first person no probably not no there's a picture there pilotless air taxi from China's Yeong takes flight in the US for the first time a governor in North Carolina governor Roy Cooper looked on as this thing flew off he didn't get in it he just watched it he was like all right let's hope those people don't die there's nobody in it yeah oh this is 100 people they were one watch oh one thing there's other people in there maybe they did multiple trips I didn't know so it's good for 500 to 600 pounds I think with the American market that's with luggage so good one person two people with luggage has to be less than 500 pounds I mean if it's five to six are you really gonna be like based by how much people pack for like like when you're in the airport and they've got like ten bags what are you where are you going my suitcase for through more than three days is usually like 80 pounds really Oh yours is old tech that makes sense yeah so to you and the air taxi yeah saitec very light my love motivate us as a country you trained me a little bit we'll see they keep putting stuff in this corn syrup and every the consu I was like I wonder why I can't sleep I was like definitely I didn't have anything to do with the cocoa what about your chips today on Friday I thought I felt fine when I got home I ate some oatmeal okay that character that Mike Meyers played it's like they put an addicted icked of chemical in it that makes you crave for it nightly that's this corn syrup as it turns out delicious yeah maybe the Chinese company didn't put that into account taxis here we had some rotors yeah a full month at one of the Chinese airlines and they definitely assume that you're not very tall or fat it's not very like my even American ones like the height is not my poor husband was just like well that's crammed into a seat when we went I mean that's just all about maximizing the dollar Microsoft has some interesting new AI they're rolling out and to Skype and all of the online gaming platforms and I would love to look at how this thing works because there's a dark psychology that has to be measured here and how did you do that what are the patterns at it's very fascinating to me Microsoft launches a tool to identify child sexual predators in online chat rooms the thing that I want to do is run the transcripts of mr. Rogers neighborhood through this thing I have no doubt that mr. Rogers is probably the nicest human being that has ever lived in a million years it's in kind of creepy when you go back and look at it and it makes sense because no child would be thinking of that yeah is this you know children and it's something for the most part but you would gotta thank guys parents but you feel like oh what's mr. Rogers doing yeah see I know I haven't watched mr. Rogers and so long like I don't really remember anything being creepy but well he would he would actually talk about things that were actually he didn't shy away from talking about things that were tough that children might be going through in such a way that now he might actually consider obviously this is an adult that has an ulterior motive but I do agree that that is the best way to do it I don't think we should shelter our children or things like that because that eventually they have to deal with it and I think the sooner you expose them to it the more you can sort of like you know prepare them for the horror of it ha there's limits you know all right let's not show them a gangbang at 3:00 oh this is a train horn that was way too close to be a train what was that about is that the is that the the Depot melting down we got the wind advisories yesterday and like our emergency radio was going off and I was like who's sick they like run upstairs and check on it but it was just for the weather the wind was so hard that the high tension lines were arcing together yeah and I don't have there's no segue oh you know what I this is a great lead-in so yesterday I decided to get a pizza but I live out in the county I know I'm not near any pizza stores so I actually have to drive into town to get my pizza I looked at the weather and the weather was like it's gonna start raining like you've never experienced to the cloth and this was a 115 and I was like good time I can make it so I drove the car which is not an all-weather vehicle and as I was coming out so like I was on my way back with my pizza and I saw those clouds and I was like the wind got real savage there well my car's been muted that because it's just basically a sliver of a leg and so as I was pulling into the garage it was my garage door opener is very unresponsive and it was like one of those horror movies or I can't get the key I'm hit and the first big drops or like the fallen and finally I got in I settle down I started to eat my pizza and boom I'm in the basement with no flashlights of a mouthful of pizza I had to try to negotiate the stairs the total darkness and I wouldn't have had any of those problems if zoom didn't give up Oh Softbank back the zoom is laying off half its staff and shuttering it's pizza delivery business so this was a robotic pizza company CES had the pizzas made by robots didn't make as much of a splash I guess so they're reading the writing on the wall here and it's like no I'm not gonna do this this truck is useless now it's a good idea it's just it's not time yet when can it be the time so now they do have some other things that they're still doing and they claim that the beach' trucks taught them lessons that are gonna help but no more pizza trucks sad very sad now we have seen some big flops or last year in 2019 a lot of terrible terrible movies a lot of remakes a lot of rehashed garbage and I can only think that that's going to continue when this goes into effect this is gonna be terrible Warner Brothers signs a deal for AI driven film management system exclusive let me just translate this for you so you might have been thinking that a lot of the stuff coming out of Hollywood is derivative and formulaic now it is literally driven by an algorithm that follows a formula but it's derived from previous material so they talk about for example when they go to a film festival they have their bid II it's a bidding war so people go in and screen a movie for the first time ever all that the studio's see it at once and then there's a bidding war can we get this actor can we get this script can we get all these things this AI is gonna start doing this and you know it's gonna be just the same stories the same people it's gonna be terrible yeah it's like oh this person had one successful film so that means they'll have another one so I'll just pick them again it's literally just codifying the already existing horrible structure is this the beginning of the block where we talk about AI you know trying to do arts and humanities and then it's like what is that what was I saying about our cultural influence I left that for the last one and the transition from this to nonsense because it's so good but you know who this is great news for is Dwayne the rock Johnson there's not gonna be a movie that comes out in 2021 that he's not in what is he gonna do when they need to find hot new sexy starlets Epstein's gone this a I can't find him you will just use like one of the older more experienced actors or actresses and deep faker every but don't give her any money for her lightness this is we're using Bea Arthur but we hate Dave Judy dance as the hot young stars miss Bea Arthur alive oh no that's why I would be bouncing specially dark no I'm saying you get the person that can show emotion and acts don't do the acting and then you just replace them and post that's that's probably gonna happen anyway yeah and speaking of that that's a great I didn't even intend for this but the transition is perfect here because people are doing that not in films yet but in every other kind of marketing just make up a fake person oh yeah companies are selling photos of fake people to dating apps and marketers so photos of AI generated humans help create the illusion of a bigger more diverse population this is for for dating apps it's a little dark for marketers that make sense or for people like me who are designers who need stock images oh but that's not why they're doing it they're doing it so for example if you put up you know our staff page on your website and your company's a little too why perhaps you insert some diversity what but not real people what happens when someone comes into your office to have a meeting and it's like wait well now they're working remotely from there of course yeah yeah and you know with dating companies obviously extremely attractive women probably don't have a hard time getting days so let's just add some of those they're the hot singles in your area it's funny because we've literally worked on projects where it it got popular enough that like the spam bots invited and it's like okay we can just kneecap that and then it was like yeah that's a good idea and then it's like white or signups are dropping and it's like well that was those were all fake you didn't want that it was like now it makes our number sleep yeah at that back it's like what well in fact we're gonna hire a service to create more of us the darkest timeline because the algorithm now Krista you've done some air being being lately yeah last year how curious are you to know what your psychopath score is because I would love to know mine whether guests are psychopaths I don't think God would be I don't think I would rate very high I'm always like scared when I stayed at air B&B like I always try to be no this is beforehand so this is before they use stuff like your credit history and your social media profiles and whatever they can find about you I'm sure your advertising profile goes into that and they assign you a score a risk score huh yeah though I hope so every time I've been on Airbnb I always get like a high rating for the place I stay at because I always like make sure all the towels are going away and oh look at me you know I make sure all the dishes are done before we go and it's important that you leave it better than you found it here's the thing you leave a nice note for your host here's who's that I'm gonna I'm gonna burst your bubble here Chris because my mom does that so my mom won't leave a hotel without making the bed I don't make the bed I like what take all this I stripped the bed and I just put the towels in the bathtub but here's but here's the thing don't you think in some cases if there was a really lazy hotel worker and they were like oh they didn't use the bed I'm not washing those sheets or they find the dishes that you did and they're like oh they did the dishes and they don't bother to rewash them themselves you can't trust people to wash the dishes it's better to just be a pig when I guarantee that it gets cleanse for the next first you know you put everything away like you put used towels in the bathtub and then you strip the bed Krista what if the person before you was a psychopath and they licked all the bowls but visibly they looked fine and then they just put them on the drainer as they left you know it's a possibility that you live with when you say an Airbnb you shouldn't do those things that's unintended consequence so what do you is your psychopathy score higher you think cuz you don't clean up for yourself no I don't think anything to do with that it's all before you get there score I definitely think that somebody would take the time to lick all the bowls this like kind of the malicious compliance like oh if you're supposed to do that with this protocol and I just don't want to do that I'm gonna do this horrible thing and chuckle to myself because whatever blah blah blah of course if there there's there's darkness that I can't even fathom the people are doing they're being bees yeah so you got to protect other people as well as yourself meanwhile Samsung is doing amazing things with artificial humanity now when I first looked at this I thought that one of these was real and one was just a copy and I was like my god I can't tell the difference I looked at it for like five minutes like I literally can't tell the difference but this is all just fake it's all fake person Oh Samsung's artificial human product it looks like a digital avatar does it though i i i would think that this image has been edited because it hurt the different and her skin tone looks like weirdly flat it could just be a little e to like it looks waxy no it's that's it's not real Kristen I know that's what I'm pointing out like it doesn't look real now very androgynous I mean I would call this female that's look that's the look now those like the high-waisted jeans and turtlenecks but you guys know you could easily say that's a male right oh no it looks female to me I'm saying it's it's so close look at the short hair and like just the body type I think her hair slicked back if you don't know I think it's very interesting anyway a totally fake person and no one's sure exactly what's going on with this because we haven't seen it move or anything like look what is this thing also the are the arms too long no it's because she's got the high-waisted jeans on that's the look right now okay it's like you don't even know like that like I don't like that look either but I don't like the tuck in my shirt itself anyways Samsung is creating its are human beings that are totally fake and god help us all I'm not sure how they'll use that I guess it could be like a a model a spokesmodel uh no words I'm thinking like hospitality talk oh yeah that is a dupe now we've talked about gate box before we had a lot of fun with gate box before because wow what a great product and if you don't remember what it is now Hikari is not the name what was the name from when we first talked about that how do we make you yeah they always refer to her as Hikari in this one I guess it's just a different oh yeah yeah I think that was one of the personalities that you had and then like the company that did it was different because people were constantly correcting us on that so anyway we will play the commercial game but you should watch it if you haven't seen because it's amazing but it's a little box with your 2d girlfriend in it although she's actually rendered in 3d in the box which is kind of cool and there are three thousand dollars probably a committed but small audience and because of that gate box is looking to expand a very Japanese virtual companion is being westernized good bye Hikari hello cruise ship concierge so I guess you have gonna cruise you have one of these in here in your room and you talk to it and it's like bring me whatever and it's like okay what what did the Western oh now they have downsized a little bit because so if you look at here's Hikari she's rendered in full 3d from like a little hologram base here this is just a tablet stuffed in a glass too and this is the male version they talk about a female version - who just looked like you know like very basic and professional this guy doesn't look nearly as sexy as Hatsune Miku yeah but why is his crotch outlined in green just to let you know I'll let you guess why the color slowly changes from green to red and these guys are gonna help you out when you're on cruise ships and things like that and they're gonna use the same AI the the gate box will like greet you when you come home it'll remember things for you and it's you know it's like it's a girlfriend basically remember my peanut allergy or well the will the ship chefs murder me I think then they also if you could put a phone number in there and she would call your during the work day talk to you so yeah you wouldn't look like such a loser at lunch so I think that's what the commercial implied interesting to see those on a cruise ship although there is a camera right yeah so and your don't worry about that change right in front of it you'll feel fine it's fine that lights just turned red after I started changing in front of it started blinking more rapidly the more upset cause the crotch light and finally for the AI section that we had I mean make sure this is the a section I've embarrassed myself already with that yes okay we have so we talked about AI writing financial reports and that belongs to the AI we talked about them filing patents that does not belong to the I so now we have to ask ourselves what about poetry the mechanical Muse in The New Yorker so machines are learning how to write poetry I should artificial intelligence alter our appreciation of art I think what they're trying to ask here is if we're using AI for things like music composition art work writing poetry whatever what implications does that have for society now this this thing I didn't write them Christa can you can you read that no oh okay let's talk about what it is first so it did not write these what it did was it went to Twitter mmm that's always a good well immigration and these are all individual one-line tweets that was a rule it has to be a one-line tweet so it would get one tweet or get a bunch of tweets and it would rhyme them based on the individual tweets oh so I had to rhyme that also changes things yeah and so it created this kind of beauty okay someone should read it if they can if they can see it it's a train wreck it's like I pay attention to the little yeah the teacher aren't trying anymore not even going to encourage it never been in Twitter jail before two people want to pee it be in my bio I wanted some banana pudding too don't be a menace is a classic though know what's amazing Johnny Walker Blue I think perhaps a good title for this news episode will be I never liked Sabrina anyway so they got several of these and they're worth a read we won't read them all out loud but they are pretty funny that just random tweets turned into poetry by an AI its words they don't try to like group the tweets by topic and then tell it to write a poem on X topic that would be much more difficult I think probably yeah people picking up electric chronic I would best should be the title right there we would definitely get flags oh yeah we can't use them yeah that's Jack's stupid algorithm but the algorithm is already influencing culture you see you see it's already people watch our videos and moving on to nonsense now this story was really all about the picture and it's not ad blockers on thanks popular science well check out the popular science link it's like cuttlefish perceive depth and they wore 3d glasses to prove it so what they did was they they glued some velcro on the cuttlefish so and then I glued some or they velcroed some 3d glasses onto the cuttlefish and they projected images in 3d to see if the cuttlefish would accurately tracked prey and they did so they had 3d shrimp flying toward the cuttlefish on a screen and it tried to eat them Oh plus it's so adorable with his little 3d glasses when they probably immediately killed that fish yeah they did to have to it what they talked about it was difficult to get the cuttlefish to respond correctly so we teased it with food that wasn't real now we'll kill it ourselves and then rip the glasses off injuring it in the process and then probably ate it can you forget to follow up on the pigeon that had the Hat glued to it I got one hat off I knew that and they couldn't find the other one so one page is still out there wasn't it cool a MIDI gene good name both of my good name was a male to a game when it was yeah well this one is more of not really nonsense but just more of a tragedy yeah and it doesn't really have anything to do with technology it's just I felt it was important that we probe the absolute depth of human depravity and remind ourselves of the darkness that is the human bring people up on the Friday news police in Australia are accusing 24 people of deliberately setting brush fires so the fires in Australia were really bad these people made it worse a lot of them were kids good job Australian yeah I feel like there's like nothing really to say there other than like come on dude that's what happened the back in like September when it was so dry here and we had all the fires in Daniel Boone National Forest there was a burn ban and people were still lighting fires and it caused one of the fires to get worse people huh well which was it the impossible burger that we tried her was the other one which one's really impossible burger impossible okay I didn't like it I mean it was okay that was fine as soon as he got cold it was like yeah I'm not even remotely good where's like beef it's like this is cold but it's all right it's terrible and so I wasn't completely convinced but it's still popular and it's so popular that impossible has not stopped at beef they continue we ate impossible foods faux pork and it was good as hell according to this article an excellent way to write that imagine it's like what's just ground up people because people are less important than animals so these are various sausage products I mean they'll look good well this was made by I think a very good chef yeah this is not a Burger King meal but they claimed it was all amazing the I'm not opposed to meat alternatives I wish they just wouldn't refer to them as such like because then you're thinking the whole time you're eating you're thinking oh this could taste like actual beef and then you just want a real beef well they claim this does take luck tastes like actual pork even to the texture they said like the ground pork the sausage type stuff tasted or felt exactly I think that was part of our problem with the impossible burgers that the texture was slightly off and then it also had like a dirt taste we're gonna have I don't know how to describe it or it's not the right word that's the the root yeah literally just scream in the dirt yeah I'm sure it takes on some of those that has like that kind of earthy quality to a trance yeah I don't know again it's not necessarily any better for you than eating the meat it's really just so you feel better about yourself what do you feel better about the planet I guess in theory it takes less resources to make that does it though because the process is intensive I don't know if that's true but the process to grow a cow is also and transport the cow listen I'm at the top of the food chain I'll enjoy myself while I'm here we talked about John Deere and John Deere does really terrible things with his tractors by putting in a firmware that doesn't allow you to make replacements or repairs hmm that seems like something that might kill your business right it should in a perfect world except how do you compete who's the competitor because all the major tractor brands are doing it so what's a farmer to do well there's a solution and it's a hilarious one for tech weary Midwest farmers 40 year old tractors are now a hot commodity this tractor was built in 1980 ora tractors built in 1980 or earlier or causing bidding wars at auctions and the reason is because mechanically do modern tractors really aren't a lot different than the ones from the 80s but the electronics are completely different and they're actually hostile toward repairs so I think it's a mischaracterization that's the headline makes it almost seem like the farmers or Luddites it's like no the farmers are actually very skilled technologically and know how hideously evil modern fun and farm equipment is and they're just like no I don't want any part of it well the issue too is like if you need to the software service model basically goes to this and then like if someone if your tractor breaks down and you have to call someone out to fix it they might not be there for a week and then you lose a whole crop because you didn't get to harvest it you know at the peak of freshness and you know you talk about these guys are actually pretty skilled this guy they interviewed bought this 1980 tractor put a satellite navigation system in it you know and it's all it's automated now it's a drone but from 1980 and that combined that cost what like $40,000 for the tractor plus the mods where as a modern tractor to do that was 150 K and I doesn't have the DRM problem can easily go up to 250 yeah so a quarter-million for something that breaks down and is useless for weeks at a time listen I could just DIY it come on yeah so that's gonna I wonder if I wanted to get into the tractor building business and just make super basic no-frills tractors and sell them for 75,000 could I do that is there seems like there's a market that would support it was probably a no diem in China that it's like ready and right there just a you'd find John Deere's odium in China and they'll probably be more than happy to work with you but I bet like the transmissions and stuff are still too complicated I want to make just a basic vanilla tractor it's likely that the transmissions and other mechanical components of the tractors from the 70s are no longer patent enforceable oh yeah that's what we need that's we need to get started on a open source tractor I could be our youtube-channel other level one tractors that's it's funny because we would have no idea how to even use the tracker but we could do some cool thing because god can you imagine the corporate espionage and sabotage the would kill us what's behind let's just put out a head I mean just good luck finding us in the hills well speaking of technology that is needlessly complicated and over engineered to the point of uselessness Samsung had an interesting offering Samsung's clever cero TV auto rotates four vertical videos from your phone yeah so a solution looking for a problem yeah oh you got a vertical video click how long you think the transition takes in my imagination it's like two minutes yeah it's like oh I can't wait to watch this 10 second clip tick tock imagine like missing gears you know how you solve this don't salt don't film just don't do it yeah you can only get that in 43 inch model because they assume that well 65 is maybe just too heavy for the motor but also they assume that anybody who's into this is too poor to get a 65 inch TV clearly aimed at the Millennials I finally this is a really a nonsense story this is actually kind of cool but I couldn't figure out where else to put it like what topic is this doesn't really fit MIT scientists make a shape-shifting material that morphs into a human face so it's like some kind of like plastic polymer thing and you just fiddle with it and it'll yeah it's a tipple this one's based on temperature so this is actually a 3d printable polymer of some kind and you can make these little meshes out of it you can 3d print these things and when they change temperature or sometimes it can be based on other stuff too they so they all started out as these little flat ones and they can turn into these other bubbles and stuff it one part it sounded like it was when it cools off but another part made it sound like when it heats up but it's already pretty hot just like a Chex Mix oh yeah and you get at least three new kinds of completely new cancer what I've never seen before you'll be advancing medicine well because we need to know these things Chris don't weight in the world needs to hear this guys right is the the upper episode and it's kind of a little bit of a silver lining but not really US Army veteran claims that his prosthetic legs were repossessed after the VA refused to pay for them Medicare did not send me to Vietnam so yeah I mean and then it was like oh this is gonna be in the press and get a lot of coverage oh oh well but see the not from the government so what happened was he got his legs through this didn't we cover this did we we covered I was thinking of a different story I think we covered this when it first happened but there was no conclusion so we got his legs through a third party company they build the VA but the VA said wait you've got Medicare let Medicare pay for this and so they build Medicare and Medicare said RI if we'll pay for it if we have to but there's a 20% copay and these are some really expensive legs they're like super high-tech so they can't be the guy they were like all right here's your legs we just need to collect this money first and he was like dude I don't need legs how do you think I'm working I'm not a lot of money here probably got PTSD and so they said well no money no legs and I picked him up I took him home and then he went to the news now he's got the legs back but the legs have to be calibrated guess who's not calibrating the legs till they get their money I hate that like bureaucratic hell I mean I've never dealt with like the VA but like just any time you have to go between two companies neither of what you want to take without leaving the companies is just it's like oh yeah it's like the FCC and the FTC that whole subterfuge with your internet access ah the FTC is gonna get involved as the FCC we don't need to worry about this it's like it smells like a recipe for not caring but think about this when you deal when the no average person deals with this they're dealing with a company that they gave money to right and the insurance company I gave you all this money now it's your turn this guy gave his legs yeah he is a right to be much more upset so be nice to see how that plays out I feel like they were shamed into giving the legs back maybe they can be shamed into calibrating them also the guy that had to take the legs in the first place like how shitty do you feel you go home that night deviously it's gonna be like that Facebook guy who saw the traumatic video is what you are I can't I can't I can't do this job anymore it's going to be tough I mean not as tough as the guy who does any legs but no one's happy in this story except for the VA because they didn't they got away with not paying anything I feel like anyone who works the VA is miserable anyway there's no one happy that's the story of 20/20 I mean while the Flat Earth continues to be hotly contested and I don't really want to engage in it I don't want to fight about it I just I have my beliefs you have yours that's what got us in this first in this situation is like tolerating that level what can we do we've talked about this before in what were weighed is that like influence your daily life like when you get up in the morning it's like man there's this flag I need everyone to know my number maybe the Nobel Prize Committee was onto something with when they were thinking about giving that guy Nobel Prize for the lobotomies but the answer christa is if you buy that it's flat it does impact you because everything is a lie the most basic assumptions of the world around you are you considered to be untrue but why would you care about this particular lie when there are other bigger ones to uncover well in this case it was the other way around so there the the story here well actually let's do this yeah police go ahead police firefighters called it after Flat Earth debate turns heated literally heated with a propane tank that was thrown into the fire so this is a father a son and the son's girlfriend and they were camping right mm-hmm so we had the propane for cooking and they had the campfire for a nice festive warmth and the girlfriend brings up that maybe she thinks the earth might be flat and the father's response to that was to throw most of the camping gear into the fire including the propane tank he just noped out really hard that was very strong the mine and blew up when the fire department came and he was gone by then but they're searching for him yeah probably not the most white-trash thing I've heard a family argue about over a camping trip Maude how could I have gone so wrong it's just the bottom of a lake somewhere now here's the question do you think the Sun knows damn well the earth is not around the oblate spheroid and he's just you know happy to be banging this girl this dumb girl oh yeah or does he Z like well maybe she's known to something here let's hear ya it's sad either way maybe we should have a kid maybe that will make the relationship better biggest bring us together I'm sure I can convince her of the shape of the earth once we bring life into it well Bitcoin scamming is a big business but it's hard to do alone and you need to be real careful who are you going to business with when you're doing Bitcoin scam Rick : scammers stealing 63 million dollars has been brutally tortured and murdered by his business partners you know I've never you know I can say I've never feared that from you too well you gotta give it up to this guy because he was gangster til the end so they scammed together all this money but then he pulled the old double-cross and claimed that his wallet was stolen but they didn't believe him mmm and in fact he was lying so they said bro you're gonna give us the passport to that wallet we're gonna see for ourselves and they proceeded to torture him to death he never gave up that password oh so it's just gone forever held it till the end well that would be the ultimate fu it's like you know you've already been tortured to the point that it just doesn't matter anymore us doesn't recover and it's like all right I remember where that story was but here's the crazy part like after he was dead they took him to the hospital and they were like bring him back we're not done and the hospitals like listen man is dead so they went for a second opinion in another hospital and when they got that opinion they just no count Wow good opinion Wow uh-huh another crazy also a dark story but there's kind of like a fun you know it's like it's just bad people where's the the veteran guy you feel sorry for him but the bids clone Bitcoin scammers it's like oh that's just kind of like a madcap adventure no to value was hurt like I don't know anyway Michigan has legalized weed Krista they've had legal medicinal but now it's just straight recreation oh just go in and buy it oh actually I actually did know that because a friend of mine was visiting her in-laws over the Christmas break and apparently like half the family decided to blaze it and she had to watch the kids well that was the house with kids in it she was in another room but yeah anyway some unintended consequences have come from that end of prohibition one that you might never think about small Upper Peninsula town by the odor device because in quote-unquote stinks from marijuana so apparently a lot of people this was a town that had some houses for sale and it was real estate wasn't that expensive and some opportunistic growers snapped up that property and so now everything ah so the town is trying to figure out a way to now they don't have a smell ordinance what they're looking at passing one yeah and once they do they'll use that machine too no that's that's gonna be bad news though because you know I think we've all driven by some of the food manufacturing the food processing plants and stuff and that Chinese restaurant yeah I mean there's just there's no enforcing that who says what's a good smell what's a bad smells totally subjective yeah there's there's some case law about that it's maybe gonna be a little problematic for that Township we'll see see we'll follow that story and so we all have to think about you know we're getting older and Krista's just starting to realize me yeah you know they're like she didn't even accept it till today yeah I was like oh I don't know what a neat girl is I can't define it and it's only gonna get worse you're only getting more and more out of touch in the world is only getting more and more hostile towards you Kristen so look forward to that and what but when it's all done the question is what are they gonna do with my remains I don't care I'm not here just throw me in the dumpster right yeah but legally they won't let you do that so burial seems kind of barbaric to me cremation and that seems like the way to go but wait there's another option first human the composting site is set for Seattle so you can be composted but they can't use you on like any food garden it would have to be on a regular garden well here's the thing Krista so they may take a long time - no no they mix you with woodchips and something else or do they grind you down first maybe bone meal I don't know but they put you in like a plot with dirt and all these you know accelerants for your decomposition need moist and then add voice that was it like six months or four months they put three on top of you it didn't take a long time no the family can come it's one square yard of soil you can come and get and take it home that would be kind of fun it's like talk to Grandpa as a tree yeah I don't think I'd want the dirt from a loved one no I mean like you spread the dirt like you do ashes well you could like Wendell's talking about you could plant something in the dirt and then when that tree struck by lightning and dies it's like aw grandpa died again can you imagine his fresh dirt if you've ever had cats I'm gonna look out that first day and they're just gonna be digging out and just all in grandpa maybe that's what he wanted you know I want to go back to this article mention I don't think it's super expensive honestly I feel like dirt like just burying someone is the least efficient 5,500 oh that's about comparable to and they will that doesn't include like a casket or anything obviously but your funeral service is there in the facility which is maybe a little impersonal yeah yeah you have the service that's like all right where's gonna wheel her back there's a grinder up like you have you're sitting there it's like let's remember dad there's like a beeping from a dump truck I just got a mental picture of like you know everybody's sort of weeping quietly and they're all dressed in black and there's tissues and stuff and then the crew comes out and you know you're on display or whatever because it's the memorial service and they take somewhere off screen you just hear like a chipper shredder it's really bottoming out write it back a little there we go they come out I mean they're coveralls are just oh sorry that Lobster do it's good like they were still funny show well speaking of you know pets and your cat that you have and and what they do with your freshly turned loved ones the question that's on everybody's mind of course is how many cats is too many individual laws this city has a lawyer I think it's like four yeah yeah yeah you can only have four which uh I feel like you could juggle six guys maybe I think it gets to a point though where it becomes a sanitation issue where it's hard well that's kind of what happened here Oh North Carolina man and his 17 cats file a civil rights lawsuit after County seizes animals I missed this one I didn't see this one so this guy had 17 cats obviously that's a little excessive right and but if you could take care of 17 cats who's to say you couldn't now here's where the argument comes in mm-hmm the social services were called in by neighbor siding the smell and the social services claimed that they had to Don masks because of the ammonia in the air that's the thing is like there just reaches a point where like no matter how much you clean it's gonna be almost impossible to keep that space was properly like disinfected with two cats and the Roomba I'm still vacuuming like every three days yeah just to control that litter well we've vacuumed every Saturday like just and just roots not really even that dirty but like if I went Saturday to Saturday I would be walking on like two inches of gravel by the end of the week so you don't have the litter box problem ours is just hair there was a lot of that too so you do have to think about like what's the lifestyle of the cat like in that scenario is that a happy cat living with 17 other cats and filth probably probably mom's cat was just terrified of everything well cow it was like nigh on feral right though yeah but for most of the day it doesn't have to be because it likes her right yeah so it's fine for most of the time it's just you literally everything or anything plastic bags boxes my cats love plastic bags they'll just dive right down into them and it's like what you're gonna suffocate one down when I'm not here aren't you how you go I'm pretty sure that mom's cat wouldn't have the PTSD that it does if it weren't for the possums and it's like what what terror what dastardly things possums doing to make that cat afraid of literally everything are possums in Australia but they're like cute and cuddly and I'm like I think we got Australian possums and they got America's possums like there was a mixup what makes what makes you think America should be cute and cuddly nothing about our behavior toward the international world no no but like you know Australia has all the terrifying animals our possum should have been over there hmm maybe it's because you know they're so guarded about bringing in other species may be our possums got contaminated at some point yeah they're very hissy well speaking of cats the cats movie is still in theaters wait how are you gonna see Chris I kind of want to Wow well perhaps you should take this advice on the best way to experience that film most terrifying experience of my life says viewer cats viewers are seeing the film on drugs I kind of want to go to the movie Tavern with some friends and just get drunk we've been talking about it but we haven't gone yet so it mostly seems to be a hallucinogenic type stuff that people are abusing when they watch this movie and it doesn't seem like now they did the emergency graphic fix doesn't seem to have no look at that that's terrifying we don't know if this is from before or after it does it matter look at it the weirder it gets more pictures I've seen a lot of screen grabs there's I've also seen some videos of it like that people have taken from the theater yeah and there's like a whole like Roach dancing scene it's like I yeah I'm not ready for that no but I am kind of ready for it I kind of want to go see pause and pause I should have in some places they're like they're too humanoid is the issue like it's just strange I should have used that face rig technology just make them actual cats did somebody clued the director into the whole point of cats was to just let singers and dancers do singing and dancing on stage for no real reason other than the general joy of dancing that all of Broadway yeah I mean I feel like we've moved on from musicals as a people they were more popular like in the 70s I think was like the heyday of like moving vehicles when we didn't have anything else well what was the the first like dance music like they looked at I don't want to call it a gantry but if that's not right what I was like well jazz was kind of uh what do you well I was like it was like from the time of Ben Franklin oh it's because he would like there was like the hurdy-gurdy and yeah I came here was call it's been too long all the music from those days cuz that's because jazz came from the black like the black artists actually wanting to make good music but during the day they had to play that big band garbage and they'd be like we can do better I have no doubt in my mind that historians will look back on the cat's movie the same way that we look back on Ben Franklin's musical instruments there was just a bunch of cats where it would hit their tails with like a nail to make the cat scream and that was Ben Franklin's cat musical instrument could the cats be part of the trifecta of the fall of Martha as we got the fire that is terrifying if that somehow survives the records of the fall and then it's like anthropologists look at that and they're like what the hell were they doing obviously got the politicians who were fighting amongst themselves as the world literally burns we've got the big fire we've got the possible world war percolating and then we've got cats that's really the number one indicator and speaking of nuclear holocaust Israel has an interesting nuclear policy their nuclear policy is we're not gonna tell you what it is we might have nukes and we might not now a lot of people assume that yeah they do which is interesting because nobody else in Middle East is a lot - but Netanyahu maybe made a little faux pas but I was talking Netanyahu corrects himself after calling Israel a nuclear power and then everybody was like wait was that a slip why don't you why did you do yeah there was a slip yeah he says not but that's what he would say isn't it well is he's playing all sides was that the match that was the pile of munitions now this I gotta tell you prices was like $320 plus so much a year or whatever but if you can take my tooth brushing time down to this level I will pay it because that's the most boring time in the day you feel that way you can't do anything else yeah well you do that incredible toothbrush can deep clean your teeth in just ten seconds now I heard the description for this thing and I imagine a mouth guard that you you put in your mouth and you're waiting longer in anticipation of some terrible feeling and then it's just it's over as soon as it started yes but there's also a 1 and 800 chance that it's just gonna break out all your teeth oh I feel like that would bring up my PTSD of one I have impressions made from those are terrible or anything yeah so there it is so I guess you do everybody total of 20 seconds because gotta do both sides right or you could buy two of them but it might be double sided maybe you bought down on just look at the top oh yeah okay so you pop that thing in and in ten seconds now this is supposed to be way more effective but it's something about the angle anyway ten seconds of you know to horror and you're 50% of your mouth is perfectly clear yeah except you didn't brush like two times a day see if they deal with this four times a day oh no seconds I guess I don't know but yeah it was how much was it how many dentists agree on this there there's a picture it's not nine out of ten were holding it she looks so happy cuz her teeth are clean it's 92 pounds what seven dollars now tolerate it'll be a little over a hundred dollars but you got once a month it's cost you twenty one pounds to buy a new hole that sounds like a subscription service yeah I'll start of the month tooth cleaning as a service but I'm already doing that with my electric toothbrush they're not that expensive but they're pretty expensive I only need about 4 to 6 heads a year with the electric toothbrush though yeah well I'm a little with my hands but shouldn't be speaking of heads Arizona city under siege by graffiti artist who keeps writing penis man I was sad that they did to show an example of it cuz I don't if it's in here I can't see it you know our ger fee the artists here in our little city there's ROM and there's Mako and personally I'm a rom fan for ROM coz roms the og imposter roms got the most coverage about far yeah roms everywhere so here in Arizona a penis man and is apparently just tagging everything inside and that's funny because that's a funny word recently off his meds and they can't find him and they are apparently getting a lot of pressure from the community and the local politicians but the police are saying look how we don't have a way to find this guy and we're wasting our time looking for penis man did you cut the story about the college students spray-painting the swastika I think that was the one where a bunch of college students wandered onto campus and they were wearing face masks and stuff and they were spray-painting swastikas because there was surveillance and all this other kind of stuff it's very similar to the penis bait story those are a slightly different thing than well painting a penis just not even not even the penis just I mean the penis in itself maybe is not threatening you know well they you know they obscured their masks or they obscure their faces with masks and blah blah blah they did not however disable Wi-Fi on their cell phones so their their cell phones connected to the campus Wi-Fi using their student credentials or was this some college somewhere it's a bonus story we didn't even mention it we didn't actually include a link I remember seeing that at all yeah yeah the maybe I got clicked bited into something because sometimes that happens like I'll do it read one of these stories and then who's a clickbait thing speaking of which I'm gonna I want to move my mic here pardon me because we forgot to add the other story now let's lead into this one first so uh we saw that the Supreme Court of India ruled that you can't turn off the internet to Kashmir which is a big win right for the people of India but an even bigger win in Brazil Brazilian Supreme Court rules that Netflix is allowed to show gay Jesus film judge in Rio has ordered the film had ordered the film's withdrawal reviving allegations of censorship but now they put it back I think this is you think well so I didn't know anything about this and I saw people getting angry on Twitter about it and I was like well did they say like was that a documentary but no it's like it's literally just a humor comedy thing it's like well does anyone take that seriously like yeah exactly because the name of it is the first temptation of Christ and so you know it's like really over the top probably actually more offensive to gay people than Christians yes you know like Jesus is the gay stereotype but apparently the studio that made it was firebombed Wow Oh people were so sick I never understand why God and Jesus need to be defended by people literally the most powerful beings in existence or singular being and depending on how you look at it but he did you they need you to throw a punch no no you don't matter that that building will be wiped away in a bolt of lightning if if it shall be poor you know what doesn't even have to be that it could be erased from the timeline and we would never know it exists the scope is so large on any effort that you make toward it is pathetic in comparison God doesn't need you let's keep elegies actually sound there and finally just a recent addition because we got click baited in an earlier article and I can't pass this up our email details we're just going by the headlines we haven't read this CES 20/20 pampers a new device it sends you a notification when your kid has a dirty diaper so yeah look it's a little puck thingy okay hit the play button let's watch this literally from pampers Procter & Gamble Oh tech smart with rich Tamara oh this is just no actually video this is not it is it oh here we go wait it looks like a what I think that's the camera because that camera everything needs a camera at a microphone that's just all there it is no exporting that data dr. your pediatrician no no so like you know your son 16 years old he brings home his first date and you whip out the poop grass listen you have nothing to worry about with my son he was a very consistent pooper you want to talk about the perfect texture and moisture content it was like nothing you've ever seen we worked very hard to keep his diet that was that was literally one of the things in Rick and Morty like there was a thing he had a computer that had all of his poops kind of up and oh it takes a picture when you poop oh that's what the cameras for I think the cameras probably for other things like spying and surveillance and consumer thing what just do the sniff test you know the low-tech option does work that would be kind of cool though because you know how babies often get that like weird face when they're pushing one out like you go they smile they smile when they have to go and it's like that baby's not happy that baby's just food you could have an Instagram it's nothing but burping babies the next influencer is not even two years old people are giving their kids like she is psyllium husk it's like I need more content come on output they keep their baby in diapers so they're five that's that's it for this week we'll see you next week\n"