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The Best Car Movie of All Time
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It's clear that we have found the best car movie of all time! The enthusiasm is palpable, and it's impossible not to get caught up in the excitement.
We love this!
But what exactly is so great about this car movie? It's hard to put into words, but let's just say that it's a real showstopper. That car is truly awesome!
As for whether we've had any issues with our son regarding this movie, well... let's just say that someone needs to have a word! So you haven't (beep) with my son, or what?
Despite the occasional awkward moment, one thing is clear: this movie is a masterpiece. I think we can all agree on that.
Nolan's reaction says it all - he's clearly won over by the film's charms. And as for me and [partner's name], well... let's just say that we're both thoroughly entertained!
WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hell yeah.- That car is awesome.- So you haven't (beep)with my son, or what?(Nolan laughing)- I think we found thebest car movie of all time.We love "Fast and Furious"knockoff movies around here.And apparently some of our producershave found the knockiest offest one ever.Little movie called "Streets of Legend."- That is the title of the film.- Some people say it's theworst car movie ever made,but some people actually really like it.Today we're gonna watch itand decide for ourselves.I am James, he's Nolan.Welcome to "Donut."- Big thanks to Valvolinefor sponsoring today's video.Hmm, basic motor oil? 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I dig this, actually.- I do appreciate that,unlike all other street racing movies,including the "Fast andFurious," we don't startwith a like heavytechno-y hip hoppy like...- All right it's going downtonight, I'll be there.(Nolan rapping)(Nolan imitates burnout)And then the cars are doinga burnout and a wheelieat the same time.- Now that we're moved,we're gonna cut to five,six minutes into the movie.First time you see cars, apparently- This is Derek, 5-0 scan ahead.There is none in front of me.I am in the left lane with my ambers on.You guys all behind me?(motor revs up)- Damn.- That's skidding!(police siren)- Danzig is like, (imitates guitar)- All right, so that guythat just zoomed by is Derek,AKA Quattro, 'cause he's driving a B5 S4.Right off the bat, like, Ithink this is more realisticthan any car movie I've ever seen.All the cop stuff is realcop, them getting pulled overand then just likefilming it gorilla style.Apparently they didn't filea single filming permit.This is the raddest thing.I am embarrassed that Ididn't make this movie.- Never heard of this.- Apparently this is areal ticket that they got,while filming this movie.- Okay. Speeding.- Tinted windows, modified exhaust.- Lowered vehicle.- Okay, so what do weknow about Derek so far?AKA Quattro. He's soulful.We can tell by his patchand he's like a, you knowhe's like a broodinghandsome guy, like us.I guess this is the scenewhere we meet Derek's dad,who is apparently a bit of a hardass.- And what is it (beep)with the lights on?- Stealth mode.(Nolan laughing)- Stealth mode.(James and Nolan laughing)How about I put astealth boot up your ass?- Stealth mode.- Why doesn't Bob worry about Bob,and let Derek worry about Derek.- Dude, if I would've told my dad,why didn't Dave worry about Dave?He would've just like, lit me up.We've been told to skip to the pointwhere apparently we meetthe character Black Gerald.Dude, the patch, he lookslike Liam Gallagher.- Yeah, yeah.- From Oasis.All right, so Black Gerald's in a civicand he revs on Quattro, whenhe is at the gas station.And he's like, "Hell no dude,I'm not gonna let you revon me while I'm at the gas station."Oh no, dude.- Ah, it's a chase.- Oh, Gerald's got the NOS, baby.He's patting it.- Gerald's got the NOS, baby.- First one to hit 120 takes it.- 120? (beep) that ain'tgonna take that long.- I'm bonin' out on your move.- I'm doing what on your move?- I'm bonin' out on your move.- I'm bonin' out on your move.- I'm bonin' out on your move.- Oh yeah dude. Oh.Dude, I love this.- Dude, this is the best movieI've ever seen in my life.- There's lightning now?- Ha, ha, ha, ha.- Ha, ha, ha, ha.- Ha, ha, ha.- So Quattro, as we saw, hasbeen beaten by Black Gerald.So in this scene hegoes to his friend Leoneand explains to him,"Hey, I gotta be faster."(rock music)- Hey Leone! Leone!I just got smoked by Black Gerald.I just got worked by Black Gerald.- Black Gerald? I'll smoke that fool.- His third gear chirped.(James and Nolan laughing)- The music is playing soloud. Just talk like this!The whole time, this whole scene!I think we'll just talklike this! That's realistic!I don't know, I think inreal life I would just like,not turn it down, we just talk like this!All right, cool! I'm gonna bone out!Dude, I think this guywas on a "True Life."- What?- Yeah.I think this guy was on MTV"True Life" I'm a Street Racer.Quattro has the wide patch.It's as wide as his mouth.Takes up his whole chinand this dude Leone,has the vertical eyebrow.(harp music)- I am the master.- What?(both grunting)- Who is this?(rap music)Now, they're just like doing karate. Oh.In so many car movies,it's like, blah, blah, blahand blah overnight parts from Japan.And in that scene it was just like,"Oh yeah, we'll put biggerturbos in your car."So again, this might be thebest car movie ever made.- This is really good, dude.I'm like, I'm really loving it.- This is a good friend.- Yeah.(rock music)(motor revs up)- Turbos upgraded, carfaster. Only one thing to do.Now, it's time to put the money,where the figurative mouth is.I'm talking a tarmac, I'mtalking a street race, baby.I wanna commend theseguys for waiting this longto have a girl go like this.But, I think we're about tosee it for the first time.- All right.(tires squealing)- They shot this at a real,like street racing night.So every movie that we'veseen up until this point"Fast and Furious" entirefranchise, "200mph,"very staged, again, doing animpression of street racing.These guys took a camcorderto actual street racesand filmed it.Which is bonkers.- Pretty rad. Yeah.- Yeah, totally insane. I love this movie.- We're not ironically liking this.- I wanna watch it andI want to talk to themabout the process of making it.- I really wanna talk to these people.- I'm super curious as tohow they made this movieand decided to make it.How they raised over amillion dollars to do it.If anyone who worked onthis movie is watching,please hit us up in the comments.We would love to talk toyou and learn more about it.This process seems fascinating.So, this is when Leoneof "True Life" fame,shows up in a CRX.- Like an actual race car here.- That's a race car right there.(men laughing)- Nailed it.(tires squealing)- Whoa.- Oh.- That's impressive ina front-wheel drive.- That's pretty sick.(police siren)Uh-oh.- C'mon.- C'mon.- C'mon, give your milkshake.- C'mon, give your milkshake.- You always drive like this?- Like what?- Like what?- That's actually pretty cool.- I like that.- Noza. What's your name?It's just Derek.- No, Slimeball Derek.- My name is (beep beep).(James and Nolan laughing)So this is like, when the tworomantic interests connect.- Maybe I can call you this, Quattro.- Oh- She gives him his nickname?- But wait, haven'tthey been calling him...- They call him Derek.They either call him Derek or (beep) butt.- Right.- They call him Derek.- Don't ya (beep) noticewhen the (beep) cops show upwhen you're about to run(beep) Slimeball, dog.- (beep) Yeah, every timewe're (beep) around youthere's always the (beep)cops or some kind of (beep).- Man, when we (beep) drivearound all the (beep) (beep)cops are always (beep) us up.- Yeah man, (long beep).Let's play cards.So, this is a big quarter mile raceand I want you guys to pay attentionto how they measure a quarter mile.(motors revving)(timer beeps)- 10.8, that's fast.- That is a fast little civic.- This is Chato, in prison.- Don't ignore me homey. You bang?- What the (beep) homey. I don't bang dog.The only (beep) thing Ibang are (beep) homey.- Now what?- Let's get down.- What?- They're gonna fight.- What's up?(men scuffling)- What's up?- I like how they crouchdown to be under the wall,so no one can see 'em but then they like,immediately abandonedthat and start fighting.But I also like the,what's up?(punching sounds)Nothing, dude. I'm fighting you.What's up?(punching sounds)So, shortly after this fight,Chato escapes from prison.And first thing he'sgonna do, is call his gal.Noza, but Noza is hanging outwith Derek and his dad, Bob.- Hop in, Sweetheart.(motor revving up)- That thing rules.- Hell yeah.- You hear that son?- Yeah, I hear it.- That's the sound of America.- Hell yeah.(tires squealing)- That car is awesome.- So you having sex with my son or what?(James and Nolan laughing)- After that burnoutit's just been nothingbut like a silent drivefor like seven minutes.- So you having sex with my son or what?Hey guys, real quick.I just wanna tell youabout our new podcast."Donut Racing Show," it'sall about Formula 1 racing.Whether you've beenwatching the sport for yearsor brand new to it, thisis the show for you.It's available today on everypodcast platform there is.So, I'm gonna leave a linkdown in the description.Go check it out. Allright, back to the show.- All right, so Noza andQuattro are together, all right.And understandably,Chato is a little upset.So, he goes to the only placehe knows to go, the sea.- Noza!- Ah!- Okay, so we've had a lotof character developmentand not a lot of car action,but we're about to change that.Because Chato ain't happyabout Noza and Quattro dating.So he does the only thingthat a man knows how to do.Hops in a car and plays a goodol fashioned game of chicken.- Okay. Here we go.- Chicken. Flash, flash, baby.- That looks like a big Oldsmobileor big Buick or something.- German cars are very safe.It's got airbags and stuff.- Yeah, Derek would definitely surviveway better than Chato.(suspenseful music)- Dude, this music is affective.- Those close ups.Whoa!- Dude, that sequence was-- Birds! He John Woo'd us.- He did, he straight up JohnWoo'd us right in our faces.Dude, the freeze on her facelike that and it turned red.Cinematic, Marvel. The editing too.- I think it was really good.- Yeah, it's good. This is a good movie.This is not the worst car movie ever made.This might be the best.Thank you for watching thisvideo and everything elseon "Donut Media."To make sure you don't miss anything,hit that subscribe button.We upload multiple times a week.You think you know of a badcar movie, this one ain't one.Let us know in the comments below.We're just a bunch of friends,with a camera, making a film.