Here is the rewritten content in a well-structured article format:

Hello and Welcome to What's Almost Definitely Going to Be the Shortest Ever Episode of This Week in the Tech News!

There are two reasons why this episode is going to be so short. The first one is that I have a touch of diphtheria, and the second one is that we're reaching that weird space after CES where it's about two weeks long, with nothing tech-related happening.

So, there isn't much going on other than what happened at CES last week. There's been so much coverage that if I have to see another CES video, I'm going to probably die! But, in all seriousness, the main thing that's happened is that there's been an increase in suing happening related to Specter and Meltdown vulnerabilities. Apple has been dragged into it, and they're being sued big time now.

One of the reasons they're being sued is because they brought out an update for their iPhones recently, which is supposed to fix the vulnerability. However, the thing is that the iPhone 6 has been really badly hit by performance-wise, so users are seeing up to a 50% performance decrease in the iPhone 6. If you own an iPhone 6, you're in a bit of a weird position because you have two choices: better performance or just normal performance.

On the other hand, if you choose better performance, you'll have to live with not being able to steal all the stuff off your phone, which is a bit of a difficult choice. I know I'd probably go with the better performance thing, but that's just me!

In other news, RAM prices might be stabilizing soon because the kind of supply chain is normalizing apparently. This is quite a vague statement; we don't really know what it means if it's going to become $10 cheaper per gig or whatever. But it might be looking better soon.

Now, we have to worry about whether there will be no graphics cards and all of them costing $10 million dollars! And then finally, Samsung has kind of leaked well, I mean other things they've leaked, but there have been leaks around their Galaxy S nine which looks like quite a cool phone. It seems like it might be coming out around March of this year, and yes, it's quite exciting because it's got a new processor in it and it's powerful.

Anyway, thank you very much for watching! There was a bit of a weird pause, sorry about that – it is a strangely disjointed episode of This Week in the Tech News. If you enjoyed the video, thank you very much for watching! Thank you also for the support with all of your CS remote coverage!

Until next time, bye-bye!

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello and welcome to what's almost definitely going to be the shortest ever episode of this week in the tech news now there are two reasons for it being so short the first one is that I have a touch of diphtheria and the second one is that we're reaching that weird space after CES where it's about two weeks long we're like nothing tech related happens yeah so there isn't much going on other than the things that happened CES last week and there's been so much coverage that if I have to see another CES video I'm going to probably die but yeah so there hasn't been a lot going on basically the main thing that's happened is that there's been an increase in suing happening related to specter and meltdown the vulnerabilities and apples been dragged into that so they're being sued big time now and I think one of the reasons they're being sued is because they brought out an update for their iPhones recently which is supposed to fix the vulnerability but the thing is that the iPhone 6 has been really badly hit performance wise so they're seeing an up to a 50% performance decrease in the iPhone 6 so if you own an iPhone 6 you're in a bit of a weird position because you have two choices one is like better performance or just normal performance and on the other hand is really bad performance but people can't steal all the stuff off your phone it's a bit of a difficult choice I know I'd probably go with the better performance thing but that's just me in other news RAM prices might be stabilizing soon because the kind of supply chain is normalizing apparently this is quite a vague statement I don't know what normalizing means if it's gonna become $10 cheaper per gig or whatever we don't know but it might be looking better soon so now we have to worry about is there being no graphics cards and all of them costing 10 million dollars we and then finally Samsung has kind of leaked well I mean other things they've leaked but there have been leaks around their Galaxy S nine which looks like quite a cool phone and it seems like it might be coming out around March of this year and yes it's quite exciting because it's got a new processor in it and it's powerful I guess anyway thank you very much for watching there was a bit of a weird pause sorry that this is a strangely disjointed episode of this week in the tech news if you enjoyed the video thank you very much for watching and thank you for the support with all of the cs remote coverage and yes until next time bye byehello and welcome to what's almost definitely going to be the shortest ever episode of this week in the tech news now there are two reasons for it being so short the first one is that I have a touch of diphtheria and the second one is that we're reaching that weird space after CES where it's about two weeks long we're like nothing tech related happens yeah so there isn't much going on other than the things that happened CES last week and there's been so much coverage that if I have to see another CES video I'm going to probably die but yeah so there hasn't been a lot going on basically the main thing that's happened is that there's been an increase in suing happening related to specter and meltdown the vulnerabilities and apples been dragged into that so they're being sued big time now and I think one of the reasons they're being sued is because they brought out an update for their iPhones recently which is supposed to fix the vulnerability but the thing is that the iPhone 6 has been really badly hit performance wise so they're seeing an up to a 50% performance decrease in the iPhone 6 so if you own an iPhone 6 you're in a bit of a weird position because you have two choices one is like better performance or just normal performance and on the other hand is really bad performance but people can't steal all the stuff off your phone it's a bit of a difficult choice I know I'd probably go with the better performance thing but that's just me in other news RAM prices might be stabilizing soon because the kind of supply chain is normalizing apparently this is quite a vague statement I don't know what normalizing means if it's gonna become $10 cheaper per gig or whatever we don't know but it might be looking better soon so now we have to worry about is there being no graphics cards and all of them costing 10 million dollars we and then finally Samsung has kind of leaked well I mean other things they've leaked but there have been leaks around their Galaxy S nine which looks like quite a cool phone and it seems like it might be coming out around March of this year and yes it's quite exciting because it's got a new processor in it and it's powerful I guess anyway thank you very much for watching there was a bit of a weird pause sorry that this is a strangely disjointed episode of this week in the tech news if you enjoyed the video thank you very much for watching and thank you for the support with all of the cs remote coverage and yes until next time bye bye