The Art of Drifting: A Weekend Adventure with Trevor Bailey

As we set out on our weekend adventure, I couldn't help but notice that Trevor Bailey seemed a bit anxious. He kept glancing at me, and I could sense his trepidation. "Hey, just get rid of it," he said, pointing to something behind us. I turned around, and it was clear that we were on a mission to leave our worries behind.

As we walked towards the river, Trevor suddenly stopped in his tracks. "You just get rid of it now there you go," he repeated, as if trying to convince himself. I nodded in agreement, knowing that sometimes you just have to let go and move forward. We continued on our journey, enjoying the scenic views and each other's company.

As we approached a particularly narrow point, Trevor hesitated. "Trevor Bailey, you got me or you got him?" he asked, looking at me with a mix of concern and determination. I reassured him that everything would be alright, and we continued on our way. We had to navigate through some tricky terrain, but with Trevor's expertise, we made it through without any issues.

After a few hours of hiking, we decided to take a break and enjoy the view from a nearby clearing. As we sat down, I noticed that Trevor was struggling to control his emotions. "You're panicking just relax right just walk," I said, trying to calm him down. He took a deep breath and nodded in agreement, knowing that sometimes you have to let go of your fears and trust the process.

As we continued on our journey, we stumbled upon a group of people who were having a great time. There was a young man with a magnificent beard, who introduced himself as Mr. D. "Right okay let's walk good job David thank you," he said, beaming with pride. I couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for this stranger, who seemed to embody the spirit of adventure.

As we walked along, Trevor suddenly stopped and pointed to a nearby tree. "I love that dad i just want to thank you for a fantastic weekend," he said, looking at me with gratitude. I smiled in agreement, knowing that sometimes it's the little moments that make life truly special.

The Weekend Wrap-Up

As our weekend adventure came to an end, I couldn't help but reflect on the journey we had shared. We had navigated through treacherous terrain, overcome obstacles, and formed connections with strangers along the way. It was a true testament to the power of human connection and the importance of embracing uncertainty.

The Tree of Driftwood

As we were about to leave, Trevor pointed out a beautiful driftwood tree that we had inadvertently knocked over earlier in the day. "I apologize to the tree i took down that driftwood obviously you are going to say it obviously the tree one it is what it is," he said with a hint of embarrassment. I couldn't help but chuckle at his humility, knowing that sometimes accidents happen and all we can do is learn from them.

The Camera

As we were packing up our gear, Trevor noticed that the camera was still rolling. "This is gonna be a sharp turn want to remove there you go i love that dad," he said with a grin. I nodded in agreement, knowing that sometimes the best moments are the ones that leave us breathless.

A Message from Trevor

As we were saying our goodbyes, Trevor took a moment to express his gratitude. "I just want to thank you for a fantastic weekend i apologize to the tree i took down that driftwood obviously you are going to say it obviously the tree one it is what it is," he said with sincerity.

A Message from the Author

As I reflect on our weekend adventure, I am reminded of the importance of living in the moment. We often get caught up in our worries and fears, but sometimes we need to let go and trust that everything will work out. It's a lesson that I've learned from Trevor, and one that I'll carry with me for a long time.

The Biking and Drinking Debate

As we were finishing up our conversation, the topic of biking and drinking came up. Trevor reminded us all that biking and drinking is not the same as drinking and driving, and that safety should always be the top priority. It's a message that resonated with me, and one that I hope to carry forward in my own life.

The Giveaway

As we were wrapping up our conversation, I had to announce that there would be no giveaway this weekend. However, don't worry - I'll be announcing another giveaway soon! In the meantime, I want to thank you all for your support and understanding. It means the world to me.

The Hoverboard Review

Finally, I have to say that I'm excited to share with you all my upcoming hoverboard review. It's going to be a long and in-depth look at this amazing piece of technology, so stay tuned!

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thousand okay you know what that's better than a bowl no it's not yeah it really is you're having more please it's the weekend thumbs up our trailer all right review what if only they knew what we talked about off camera what did we talk about like mind your business david i know and i just goes i'm like all right everybody else's business review of the chicken popeye from kc mom go well i only had a bite of the chicken you had a few bites chicken that's not a lot of crust okay so go i'm not eating carbs um it was very good i can't wait till i can actually eat one surprisingly surprisingly i love recolander popeyes but i don't need her chicken her chicken she makes it our chicken's nasty but that chicken was pretty good yeah it was chicken we've decided we don't know for sure if it was chicken yeah like it it tastes like high quality chicken but you don't know what kc does have a chicken to make it taste high quality anyway yeah um i got to get props to kfc it was pretty banging really hot like the temperature it was insane it was um i had a hard time with that one finding something the chicken was banging but i definitely would have liked more chicken and more they gave you a lot of it could be more soupy too they actually you know what you're not going to agree with me on this but i want to more carrots i love carrots and popeyes and soups so i pick out the chicken the peas and the carrots i eat everything i eat the crust i don't even eat peas but like in popeyes and soups i don't mind because you're not gonna taste it one gets in there but yeah one i'm gonna take it out yeah carrots anyway but yeah it was it was good overall i don't think it's better than a famous bowl though the famous bowl is more satisfying it's crispy i think i'm just tired of them yeah i mean oh mom i'm tired of famous wolves too i've had it for this past couple years i don't think that's the bulls i don't think so but i'll text them mom yep all right why do you always like crazy people need to plan their moves ahead on the road before doing it last minute look at that 60 frame action oh speaking of that guys i just want to apologize well some of you may have liked this last week's vlog was technically recorded in 60 frames per second but i uploaded it in 29.97 frames per second in other words 30. why because i accidentally created a project at 30 frames per second then i tried to change it to 60 but it doesn't work that way because it renders it in 30. and that means i tried to copy and paste the files into a new project 60 frames per second by default but it was still 30 frames per second that's okay though not a big deal but this weekend's vlog will definitely be in 60. that's what you think then next week's vlog will be in five frames per second i'm triggered are you really triggered why are you triggered you're alive you have your health you can't drive you just had an entire chicken popeye nope i had two bites maybe three maybe four it was just chicken no definitely not four i'm still hungry am i fat that wasn't really filling well in case you haven't realized that david we eat a lot when we go camping we do plenty this weekend well i quit on acme last weekend i'm like 174. is that oh is that heavy do you see that no what did dear with his legs spread open in the back probably unpenetrated in the process are you okay did you show mr pants vlogging vlog vlog no look at that waste of spit i just get an you're amazing mr panties can i see your panties uh give me a second i'll drop it to the car okay why are you touching my coffee this little crepe i'm trying to hold it it's so creepy bye bye i'll give you some wet wood what no it don't say wet it's moist it's moist wood actually we have sully's wood this weekend yes sully this is from like two years ago tonight no it's like a year ago when i woke up with wood on my driveway seriously sully it just doesn't get creepier than that i love meatloaf and lasagna and whatever else you like to eat but copyright i know especially meatloaf i'm sure he's protected he needs space medical bills not funny well he just passed out last night at a concert i'm pretty sure he's a millionaire so that's probably nothing to him firewood anyway we're almost at driftwood nope surprise david we're going to avalon this week i wouldn't mind that isn't that where chris and tef go yeah avalon yep we're going true for one shout out to viewer brayden bryden i think it's brilliant it has a little boy named braden he's staying at the lunamar on june 20th what and he tried to get it that would be when steph is there he tried to get room nine to sign my business card but he couldn't oh dude braden i don't i mean if you ask bush dude or bushman whatever his name is that might be i don't definitely i don't think he would mind letting you in real quick just say you have to go to the bathroom say it like you're about to crab yourself or something look for stephanie yeah cuz he knows who that is we're here you know i'm taking my hoverboard across the street there it's gonna be scary who's that creep look at this dude look at his pervert he always wears his yellow shirt you're cute you always wear a yellow shirt here hi dad we're having a 4-h fair bummy wow peace fine i'm dumping your coffee or this way it's chose the other way don't yell at mom i know they are towards the top but do i put the arrow against it yes thank you i don't think you do no i don't think you do there's a blue car there is that mike's oh yeah yeah okay he's just chilling at our table he's just chilling at our table that's so funny that's awesome daddy put the tablecloth on two days he didn't put the tablecloth on we're here yo oh pop up sweets oh i like that we must meet them and we'll be like you waiting for food we're here mr pants how are you hunter pants we made it we've actually been here for a little while we've been outside doing manly stuff you know i know hanging out with mike talking drones all that stuff down there he's actually really impressed with my sky vampire apparently it resembles the tarantula and i flew it a little bit i don't i don't know if you're watching mom yeah i said it looked like a spider i was a little nervous you said it looks like an alien yeah but the first i think on your facebook i said spider too i don't know or maybe i'd text you what do you know get back in the kitchen i got a shirt and a dress in the mail today it's damaged how does a shirt get damaged a knife it's brand new that's weird that's not what it on where is she jammy on oh are she on the bed yeah you're so cute and it's in an obvious spot that's weird what is it i don't know it looks like soot i don't know if it's actually something in the window there you go there's a sky vampire my newest drone i'll fly this later on video and apparently the camera is decent so i'll try to get some video in the vlog for once got my other drone all these parts in the manliest case ever that works got the hoverboard which i'll be taking out very shortly macbook pro helmets clothes bike stuff and wood all right here we go now i gotta say it feels weird out here so can you comment and i had to step off a couple of times you did yeah over there all right we're going to touch the gate hold on you good yep it's chilly out here and we don't have to change that it's chilly out here bets if it opens anybody so weird outside it's like a lot easier to ride indoors you shouldn't need pads on what you just have knee pads on no i'm good i'm going to sleep ready yes you think so all right watch it somebody's coming thank you just speed at it you can grab it faster faster faster faster faster faster faster faster maybe there's a certain spot for it that really sucks i was looking forward to that sorry you want to try it no you're getting my stuck on it on sunday that was funny i feel like there's sausage in me oh he'll sleep beeping what's he peeping at i think they were saying hi oh maybe something mike because he to my right by accident for some reason it's really easy to spin yeah i know i got stuck in spin motion oh god your orientation gets messed up that camera work you're good back off i have yet to hit anyone with this diagonally really all right it's so weird outside no that's not gonna work you gotta get further back i think because it opens up like right about here yeah really all right i need my sweater it's chilly out here it's not open i know okay can i stop recording my arm hurts yeah that's fine really i know look at that guy just relax oh my god and how do i stop you just like you kind of just feel it it's a hard thing to explain lean into it a little bit you're not gonna go on those rocks all right watch out for these leaves dad they're dangerous it's more of like a lean pressure if that makes sense you kind of just feel it don't go why are you pulling me there you go stop well i'll try to turn the other way down fastest turn ever how about no i'm learning no no i know i literally got trust me i was trust me i was really bad at first but you learn within like a half hour it gets easy once you learn how to lean instead of using your feet too much i'm good i'm good wanna try mike come on come on come on you're here you know what the real bad thing is because if i like it then i want one and i don't know what one right this one costs 500 with my discount code trying to get really he's going again and that's like a drug you just need more cool it's really easy to get on isn't it yeah remember he wants to work with you just relax your body i'm going by what david tells me yeah just chill just like you have to trust it you look very stiff maybe you look like me dad that's different it's crazy yeah your foot this foot should be out more i think see how that one's touching how do you get off now you just step either one i usually keep my right on and step off my left but make sure you swing it around just in case it swings out or or just step backwards yeah all right there you go you got a little bit of the edge yeah i haven't fallen yet yeah i've stepped off a few times but that's it good job dad you're booking now did i get stuck in the spin you're right this looks like therapy like he got in some bad accident or something he's trying to learn how to walk that's not really funny you know a dark humor let me see something there i love it you have an audience too so this is good hold on are you drunk i'm actually trying to fall trying to fall it really doesn't like it keeps it straight yeah if you go back and forth like right here try to go forward then backwards watch it's really easy okay stop now backwards see it's not so bad but it's cool like if you go quick like back and forth it just i don't know it just feels neat all right that's enough hoverboard footage for now plenty more to come hours good job david he ate that hours ago tits mike's still here i think he's moving in i just put on a hoverboard shower for the neighbors she liked it i had to jump off but that's a guy better than jump than fall how do i do that i feel dizzy from spinning david one more time no no no awning whatever that is door dual screen there's a light there's a light on the other side but that's what you want second horizon hobby that's ah opposite dyke july 4th you're hanging my lights okay we should light up a blunt oh my god don't start with me i don't know i don't know i say we should lay the doobie we should like to do this oh no if we ever smoked weed together that would be banging you've done a weed right i will not comment on that it's not illegal i did weed back when i was 16 or 17. you rebel you you rebel my feet hurt did you ever smoke pot with patty party pot i love it why is it illegal it's so stupid freaking heroin is legal no hair was not little get off me sorry what's on the phone look at this purple dildo eating freak hi baby the camera can't even focus it's so sick come here hunter you're so cute you're so clean oh yeah look at that booty driftwood one time mom yeah now once it's dark yeah i'm so disappointed in that the gate didn't open i'm sorry that makes me terribly sad i was looking so forward to that maybe i can take something else with it that'll trigger it anyway jump cut mom started farting and other stuff oh god why are they wearing unicorn thingies oh god i had a long day let's go camping not really okay bye friday i woke up at 9 30 today that's not bad for me freaking nose i got up at six to get to work at seven who gets up at six you should have gotten up at 601. see what i did there i didn't really do anything all right let's go because the sooner i get back and the sooner i can start drinking and we'll stream on facebook freaking water bottles i'm staying very active tonight i went from oh yeah i went from my hoverboard to my skateboard to my bike dad's looking forward to animal crackers at the zoo tomorrow and i fell on my skateboard i did tell him he fell on a skateboard it was pretty good but it was it was controlled and i went a pretty long distance pretty far distance i should say i'm buying these right yes candy cakes i have like three dollars on my like four dollars maybe what i can eat you don't want ice cream i might get ice cream we could just damn it i'm kidding i'm kidding hairs right there too it's a joke oh it doesn't mean that's funny oh is that is that why yeah the people should i get ice cream or how much you have three so it's either or you can't afford both let's see what kind of ice cream they have how are we doing today good how are you oh these are cheap you can afford one of those three i only brought a few dollars in there yeah i got these you sure yeah i've been craving candy canes okay is this thing still recording yeah you can turn it off mom's freaking out because she found an exercise room i want to do an elliptical otherwise known as a gym do you think it's a little camera what do you know what they know is it open actually we can probably get in is it through here it's like seaside focus dear lord there you go oh ddr i haven't played ddr in so long and i used to be somewhat decent at it it's been a while give me all your water ice get down in your knees get down on your knees pop good job it actually feels it actually feels nice in here let's see if we can get in here oh wow we can auto lights auto it's over oh my god this is our third year here and this is our first time yeah it's just new record me yo all feels good in here it does feel good if we this camera worked if we if we stayed here i'd be so pumped yeah i'd be so buff all right let's see here we got fives oh hello debbie d i can't lose five spideys debbie d my name is debbie uh i can lift ten all right let's build our way up these are tens this is what i have at home which i actually feel good after a while like 50 of them i used to do it every day and then i stopped you got lazy i did i admit 15. i'm not the strongest person so this isn't easy for me 20. oh hello debbie d you're looking good just kidding oh billy christ on the stick what are they 50 christopher what are they 20. like 20 pounds doesn't feel like a lie because when you have left pants this is how much weight i lost pick it up 25 pounds pick it up see how much weight i lost is it having one just pick up one just pick up one humor me nice let me see what i lost put it down hold on no head the other way straddle is this for you manny i'm getting buffed he sounds like a girl 25 is not a lot of weight but when you lift one item that's 25 it's not heavy but when you're doing one hand each let me feel what i lost dear lord let me see what i can i should have lift you no oh my god that's how much weight level isn't that crazy that's 25. i used to carry this around yeah i feel like it's a baby no seriously that's a lot what shall we do next take an instagram with me because i'm egotistical like that oh wait can we take a selfie or yeah but i'll be lifting the 40s okay the 40s i'll be listening five okay how are we going to do this take a picture oh i gotta put that down you have your phone i feel so light by the way now mine's in the bike is it on did he just start well the thing is i know the thing it says is your pulse doesn't it wait me too wait wait wait wait stop they see me rolling they hate we should be feeding the cats right now we're getting very distracted i'm out oh jesus christmas no i just stopped too fast i'm used to that hoverboard actually this is what you need here soft floor this is what you need i love this what you need a bike in your house actually i used to have one in my basement are you serious yeah then some dude took it he didn't steal it he wanted it it wasn't mine it was it was it's racist and the tv's right there for a while now i'm just always at home that's the only major downside of working at home is you kind of let yourself go what am i doing i can't even work the camera now i'm ugly af nobody wants this tell yourself that david nobody wants you you're going to poop yourself this grave like a turd just dropped out all right let's go you're kitty you want to eat oh oh oh they're brave today hey kitties so three they're like all right feed me wait a minute what is going on here why they're so great they're really close i'm gonna put night shot on hi i got two tonight come here great one just why is the orange one so brave hey kitty no come here come here they're getting really brave you have a light it's probably like 50 cats back there there you go oh my god look at his face the one behind him it's okay oh there's another one there's three here you're the light good luck be careful lions tigers and bears oh my this orange one is so close look he's ready there baby come here there you go can you try the rest they're getting really brave smells good nope i want to pet him get out of here truck you're killing the mood hey baby he's like is that it yeah go eat it is his butt okay i see like a mark hold on i'll zoom in hey baby oh yeah there's something i don't know he's got a scrape or something oh god that looks bad is he okay oh no maybe that's why he's so chill my god the cat's reading they be chilling let's go in the dumpster area look at trash it's always fun no bulk this time like big stuff i'll give you big stuff it's been a while since i've done that that wasn't even my full laugh did you like it i liked it oh my god picture of the year good job um up yours lord of the rings yes oh wait does this hurt it doesn't tickle will said all right let's get back and drink i need alcohol what about the cats they're eating they're fine let it go here frozen two starring david defranco let it go let it go let it go go go let it go all right let's go for real let's go i'm not even drinking yet try it the leprechaun laugh no come on you don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it you ready yeah so scary the cats probably just ran for their lives it's okay it's just me that was a good one okay so two things number one um i'm gonna okay hold on mom well we'll get to you mom's upset first thing uh we saw some girl like squatting with her friend on the path in the trees like okay not even in the trees just like on the outside of the path and i was joking i was like yeah she's probably peeing the next thing you know we see her running across the path she pulls up her underwear and her shorts like half naked so she was indeed peeing when the bathroom's right here and she was like right down the path she's a little kid she's like not a little kid but 14 or 15 with enough common sense to know to go to the bathroom but anyway news number two mom mom just wanted to show me something and her phone flew out of her hand flat on the rocks the screen i broke my phone so the first time i ever yeah we could ask you know who don't say their name they might they might be able to hook you up with a replacement oh wait is that on apple care no no no that doesn't have a cracks although they have apple care plus i think where something like that you get extra coverage does it hurt oh god i know well i don't go up there you should go down here that's dangerous hold on i'll draw mine and see if it doesn't dave but that's nothing not good i'm sorry it happened if only you that didn't freaking pee i wouldn't be standing here you shouldn't why did dad post those maps you should mom there's a lot of factors like if we didn't stop at the lake or whatever you can't you can't look at life that way that freaks out anyway no like time i would have stepped differently or something like that no um yeah anyway um i knew it wasn't good you shouldn't tell dad tonight i tell him monday honestly i didn't expect to screen the break i did the way it fell and hit it yeah hit the rocks directly there's probably a little bit of shot of glass not even like oh my gosh open yeah i joke about it i i won't i have never broken an iphone terry's been had hers broker for two years i'm like you need to get a new phone it's dangerous i know a lot of people to walk around with broken skills i've seen them whether it's android ios whatever a lot of people see i can get a new phone every year now with whatever we're on uh i don't know what are you looking at old man keep going stop it it's history what's that sonny does that capture what you call video that film he probably thanks for making a porno does that take film all right let's go drink time you obviously need some drinks take cassettes let's get you filled up with alcohol does that take tape i actually haven't seen the lake yet at driftwood too we're still a driftwood one by the way oh with the wall hunter hence the uh the bathrooms and everything all right let's go onward so mom are you feeling pumped after your workout are you sweating oh look we're watching vacation again one of dad's favorite movies so dad first impressions if you're pro of macbookness i love it this play is awesome good although tips fiery safari yeah socks no it wouldn't even let me use go to my pc it's my favorite browser you gotta use chrome yeah it is it's my favorite browser it is really it's not completely reliable but it's my favorite browser because it ties into os 10 services dad stop burping on my vlogs i'm sick of it all right let's say jamming outside yeah i mean finish my coffee and then i'm gonna get my dry and go maybe stream on facebook for all right so i've not flown this on camera yet but believe me it's a beast this thing completely kills my other drones although i think the x5c is still my favorite which by the way check it out blue and uh i mean yeah blue red and blue guards very patriotic of me i got a bunch of accessories in my nintendo lunchbox actually while i'm here wait i don't know if i showed you guys already did i i get my patrons only vlogs mixed up with these vlogs there you go i got a bunch of accessories guards landing gears propellers all that stuff eventually i'll get like a real case where i split things up per drone like x5c x5 hw and the sky vampire but this one is definitely the most impressive thus far and it's a lot heavier so i technically have to register it but i haven't done so yet just because i'm a rebel like that i will be drinking soon mom yes i know you're tired but do you think you want to do a facebook stream later yeah like a little bit yeah for a little bit for a little bit six today who's this beautiful tomorrow my late night trash tomorrow's my late night i never burp on camera you should do we need a light well that's convenient i know i mean we're still going right we feed her dude did you feed her jasmine knights mode activated let's take a walk to the lake take a walk to the lake or the large pond if you want to call it that there's a few cameras down there i love this mini tripod by the way manfrotto if you guys want to buy the same tripod i will link it right below and i will be linking my hoverboard right below oh by the way good news the guys over at motomove.com were so impressed with all the traffic that i sent to their site that they told me that they're hovering yeah hovering they're lowering the hoverboard price by a hundred dollars but even better you can still use my discount code for a hundred dollars so in a way it's discounted by two hundred dollars so don't forget to use my code david david all caps and you can knock it down from 700 to 500. and if you really really want a hoverboard honestly 500 is not bad at all because that's a hoverboard that i can highly recommend and trust i can't see anything in front of me i had to flip the screen too much green in my face you guys really can't see much the fountains on hell yeah this is my first time in the fountain on this year exciting times indeed oh my god aliens were here what does it mean what does that mean this could be the beginning of the end what is this hmm i love it over here it's very chilled it's actually a little chilly which i also like so you really can't see much there you go there's the infamous lights all right we are live on facebook.com david defranco tiff says mommy d does own me yeah she knows she knows she knows where's my drink you forgot to eat douche bags talk to them isn't it weird having two cameras it just fell play it off i know jab man hi guys sorry i don't know what to say oh you didn't have one i got mad why i just shook the whole camper it's not a twist off triggered oh it's in the bait right there i think it's in the basket david right here oh it's out here i think it's in a basket david got oh why thank you michael michael said sexy mama hi nathan i made her hi victoria and you did it did not make it terry from ynr nope not victoria newman victoria martin close charlie's here charlie hi charlie you didn't miss nothing just david burping for it big drowning off the bench look how big this thing is it looks like a freaking spider it looks like a spider okay jasmine you're gonna have the gtfo again chatman butt oh jasmine's breath i smelled let's see yeah i just smelled it again oh jazz poor girl good evening fam good evening charlie she can get no boys cheers to everyone i know jasmine you smell i love you though all right cheers everyone what time is it cheers somebody wants to know boring tea oh what time is it here i think like it's 2 or 2 a.m for some reason i can't see my clock justin you just messed up my first drink of the night do you have like 80d i might have 80d self-proclaimed 80d all right i can stop the vlog now be careful i'll check in in a bit all right the stream is over my phone died so that's it mom thank you for shipping with me oh thank you no thank you sorry as i really cut you out of the frame do you have any last comments um i have to pee just kidding what that's it for the weekend vlog no just for time oh my god he's like holding himself dancing in the background i think it goes so bad just had a nice hang going to the lake hang out so what you call it stream no stream no i'm not going to sleep unless i went to lake this lady i got yelled at because you took my dog and hid oh my god dude just go to freaking bathroom i'm just waiting for you god that stuff is good it's the other side i think driver's side hello trey can i rest against you he always pees on that tree when we get here this campground sucks i love them just the people here suck i'm kidding i'm kidding all right i'm taking my drink into the bathroom with my cat wait can you take my camera can you vlog in there seriously here's ladies perverts david what are you doing i'm recording you are you still vlogging i didn't know the whole time i hope i shut it off is there anyone in there no i hope i shut it off look at this you're in the ladies room what if somebody goes in here stop hello ladies what is somebody coming in thank you i'm not going sonny's nothing no she's kidding let's get it you're perfect put your shirt in like yeah my shirt's all weird what are you trashy ow did you hit you too i hit my tooth i hate that why did you take it off here this camera works put it on it's fixed you shouldn't be drinking in public it's a campground that's the top i know i'm not an idiot pretty much you went in the bathroom and took your shirt off that's an idiot ladies room that's called pervert you're a pervert oh she's so lucky she probably went right to bed it looks like i just did it in there i know did you see it once again by the way can you see me yeah did you see once again i wanted to grab my hat in the front and i played it off i'm like that happened on the beach last year that's so funny you're so cool not oh david excuse me this that makes you hold on oh let's go my car hold on where you going you won't do it upper body strength i told you i'll do it you're too drunk but it's not as easy you're too drunk and stupid i'm not drunk you're too stupid you're too fat you can't do it no more you're out of shape i'm going to mom this stuff is so good i'm not even drunk i wish i was i'm like mildly tipsy all right i'm going to say good night for now oh my gosh mike better thank you again for sharing tonight you're welcome we'll see you in the morning for breakfast and then the zoo if it doesn't rain here there's like a 90 chance of a race isn't gonna rain more tomorrow's gonna be gorgeous i'm kidding peace peace temp good morning everyone baker you can never go wrong with bacon mom thank you screw that and you share it already props show it off come on hold on hold on come here you're a silhouette no i didn't do makeup come on come on pose oh hey there you go are you in pain from your weightlifting last night i am are you aching my whole body not me eat i'm eating outside i know but i can get your toast and your eggs i'll help you laying out the welcome mat rainbow six siege i will be outside a lot today new shirt new shorts i love it look at this gray coordination that's one of the best quotes ever what oh and here's the finish speaking well there's not much left we ate at all mom thank you for everything you do oh okay you're right seriously i would be dead without you i'd probably have to eat maui i'm going outside later you and i shall make sweet sweets love a win-win hoverboard no don't you think i'm talking to jasmine yeah keep going oh my god this is camping in style scrambled eggs ketchup bacon and one egg over easy this is my idea of a perfect breakfast mom thank you for everything i know i thank you a lot she's not here right now i'm thanking you in general mom i'm thanking you on camera right now thank you for everything you do better be yeah i'll buy you like an ice cream cone or something later save it because i'm eating ice cream you see oh i'll buy you like a granola bar or something whatever you eat yes you can i had granola bars on my diet that's probably why i didn't work exactly what's that contraption sonic toast white like me and my women although if i had to go ride for a weekend i wouldn't mind so ladies hit me up all right is it going all right watch this multitasking coffee hoverboard this is the life ladies and gentlemen i don't know if it's recording it is there's a red light and we're going to unbox this later a bluetooth padlock which i'll probably get the dags i don't need it but i said yes because it just helps me build my build my brand uh worse on ios and android 128 bit encryption and the battery life is up to two years that's a long time you can use your thumbprint on touch id you can use your thumbprint to unlock it on your phone i'd say i haven't thought that much more it tracks and it's weatherproof it's basically the perfect padlock that's the perfect woman thank you that's perfect dog yeah it is this is the perfect body all right how do you good boy pants guys i just skateboarded from there down to there making progress and i hope i'll get on video later if you don't mind recording like a bruising you don't mind recording today later okay jeez not really exactly it's a contract true jasmine's head it's freaking rotten you jasmine's head's all wet they don't like you they like mama i know they all hate me you know i was thinking wouldn't it be crazy if i ended my youtube career on my 10-year anniversary and then i moved on to something else that that would have been i don't know it's not the worst idea but i wouldn't do it because sometimes you gotta quit while you're ahead thing is the thing is sometimes you gotta quit at something good and then start something else because i'm telling you if i ever quit youtube i would put so so much time into branding my blog and everything and running like a business like selling a product or something yeah i make a decent living off of youtube so that's not it's not going to go anywhere anytime soon where are you going hunter oh there's a frog making noise come on let's go see it 100 pants you just peed outside over here coming this way there's a frog over here who's that right there i saw something move several things move he's somewhere around there oh there you see on the screen the wrong way david why did he make those noises probably a mating call i don't know i love frogs yeah you said i love you i love you i love you and that right there is the most extreme form of wildlife you'll see here at driftwood ii campground yup besides the snake kept saffron accused it was a horse fly was blind oh look at him he is attacking mom in real time okay here let me take hunter bye come on i hate horseflies horseflies suck he bit you that's pretty va yo i don't think you got me horseflies yeah horseflies gotta love them we're here now okay they came in zoo in case you didn't hear me before um is mine actually i don't think i ever officially said hit me zoo so here's the deal all three batteries are low because i'm an idiot one is like batteries yeah one is nine minutes the other has like 12 and one is 18. so i'm gonna try to get like straight in the back 20 minutes of zoo footage so i'm gonna try my best to not talk that much and that's really difficult for me park and zoo area matt you are here we're going over here now does this sign apply to my hoverboard let's go in oh this is nice should have brought my skateboard now that would have only slowed me down i'm a total noob yeah it's fine your tags out a little bit but you're good fix my taxi that's a silver fox as opposed to firefox he's cute furry these are the sea otters they're snuggly wait am i even showing the right thing on the camera yeah i can't see there he is he's like there you i want go i want two there's i was 10 10.6 i believe it's 10.6 right i'm losing track now that we're all but there's landmarks and there you see some wild birds not really the snow leopards over here we just saw him off camera he's in that building right now bird drama and here's this guy the keanu reeves he's just chilling excuse me mom's arm sorry call me i cannot see the screen there he is cute do you think they'd come looks like turtles on the bar look at him yeah there's a lot of turtles and uh ducks i know their bushes go in the air oh donald look that's cool it's focusing on the tree hold on tap to focus i wonder if they flip there you go look at that tap to focus the background's focused but not the foreground yeah oh my goodness oh my goodness mother turtles the redneck wallaby right there look at this guy i wish i could do that with my neck he is straight up chilling dad's talking to this uh thing i forget that the reeves something the keanu reeves i call it he's cute look at that booty it's all washed out i'm sorry mom that's very sad if you want you can borrow my g500 i love it over here look at this straight up trace stop judging you can't be 110 100 mathematically you are correct but optimistically it's also fine nice short statement thank you i actually bought clothes for once look at this god i could camp out here right there and wake up with a bear in my i'll pitch a tent pitch in the tub right now nah nah don't worry it's flat it's my back just street why would you kid about that i need my shirt giraffes are coming up really yeah it's the draft area american holly it's so nice over here and perfect that bird almost hit me i should say you know this bridge closes at 4 30. it feels so good it's nice and shady i'm a lot of positivity here i like it because i look angry all right now i'll get to snow lab on video this is the red panda eevee chilling it is not related look at him go i think he's cleaning himself very cute look at that face he's grooming himself look there's a better angle leopard just got up because it's time to eat wait come back the other way come back jack come back he's going under again and he's down dude there's a leopard much better shot this is a great shot he's gonna say texture that's more of a cutter your fist i knew that i want to ride one damn zoom out you noob beautiful nose they're bringing food i think yep right back there what a cool job to have look at him he knows he knows he's smart i know he's gonna pounce give me food get the video ready this could be vile material happening right now right here this is like the last of us beautiful shots keep zooming the wrong way i'm not used to using his hand oh my god i want one let's take it there you go very nice a little overexposed but it's not bad you're overexposed look at his mouth so cool beautiful animal the focus is tracking his mouth this is great and look it's not focusing on the tree excellent love this camera i'll link it below if you guys want to buy it zebras i love zebras very interesting creatures look david a wild squirrel oh my god an actual that's squirrel i see these all day at home i love them i love squirrels ring-tailed lemur where is this ring-tailed lemur the first one to find him wins what is it a ringtail lemur uh i see him i think i see one way back there last time he's cute i remember doesn't he run i don't know if i'm zooming yeah there's definitely he's definitely way back there i can't see the screen but he's black and white you're back in the corner on the ground more like gray and white i love this guy he's like a giant rodent he's so cool why keep repeating yourself because i thought i was recording just kidding very cool and we just spent about 10 minutes staring at turtles there's a lot of them there's one right there there's a lot of fish over there too we were just watching them chase the fish that's pretty cool and there's a big one right there and right there walking across the bridge and i was hooping and hollering and screaming more turtles and ducks come here cookie want cookie one cookie you wanna go for a walk what would you do if you woke up and nothing was in your bed freaked me out we found a turtle orgy those are really tiny fish amazing look at they're just chilling oh my god they are dry we have more over here there's the american black bear there you go cute there's another one over there even bigger it's a bear here's this playground kind of a big old tire right there got a little pool to play in a bunch of toys plenty of shade some trees around all day look at that seagull and their lifespan in captivity is 30 years 18 in the wild so there you go the zoo definitely has benefits for these animals we have found a jab man come on turn around little guy for the camera danian he's got the cutest face there you go so cute champion champion probably since they're being fed right now over there this battery's still going impressive okay guys so cute there's the african lion kind of a silhouette but you guys get the idea of the main and there's the other one it's kind of pacing back and forth great shot though very nice there's a cheetah really he just drops down as soon as i get him on camera where'd he go it was a silhouette anyway it's like right here i know but where'd he go kind of like laying down i can see him with the camera oh yeah oh wait there is a little bit come on there you go maui no maui all the birds are freaking out a squirrel came by and stole his orange right there then he started freaking out and he took it up there in the tree and now they're all freaking out it's so funny very loud look at these two blue and gold mccall beautiful birds they're freaking out i'm sorry little guy you got thank you is he still up there eating yeah where is he oh there he is yeah i don't know they try to get on he got a whole lot of pizza orange i can't see i want to see if he goes back before hold on let me use the branches as reference i want to see if he goes back before where is he no i know i'm on camera i'll wait i lost him shake i can't find him on camera but he's definitely out there hello hello hello hello how are you how are you hello hello what's up one hello time for the camera please hello thank you hello hello how are you goodbye hello hello goodbye this one's standing really really still please walk slowly and quiet oh my god it's open so cool welcome to jurassic park a bunch of birds down there hey i think he wants me maybe not this is a cool area i like this they're just flying around freely so cool hey little guy beautiful look how close the flamingos are incredible oh my god i love this camera the g7x could never pull this off hey you're very tall this is a very friendly bird i don't even took my finger off on camera hilarious mom he's cute and check out this bee display very cool look we're going through here i don't know how it works but i'm assuming it's complicated he keeps scaring me is it a crow yeah what kind of crow yeah i was gonna ask you that and here's some raptor eggs that's an ostrich look how big that is really oh canada goose not canadian well done kmae seriously lava right there look at the rafter egg up there nice oh the scarlet abyss fell off its egg some bald eagles he's huge and up here we have a peacock just chilling i know he's like watching the whole place it's pretty sweet the eagles are so cute all right there you go hi naked donations everywhere you go officially exiting this part of the zoo now dad's favorite part of the zoo the food right does anybody walk in here dad loves his animal crackers donations everywhere mom you're right that's good though the animals need as much help as they can get you sent me three pictures none of which i wanted chicken pop high no i i sent you like six i only got three i had some weird weird service coming in so i'll resend them none of which i want it mean a helmet no the the first one is funny is chicken popeye i know i don't want to picture a chicken popcorn anyway i asked dad he's never been to a two-way petting zoo you've never been to a tweet petting zoo yeah it's from offices yeah when the pets pet your back jim said it oh how does that fit your bag it's not it's a two-way petting zoo you pet the animals and the animals pet you back no i watched full house then you woke me up damn shut the tv off i didn't shut it off i went back to bed and died eventually shut it off for me i'm too tired but oh i was comfy af last night no you didn't treat me like a peasant you gave me more more more blankets than usual thank you always in there david i have reached post peasant status that's gonna be as cool as it was last night i'm not gonna have the air on tonight i don't like no hair oh it was so nice i was a little cold but i'd rather be cold and hot i can't slant something in the heat because you're gonna be in a tent in a couple weeks i know that's segway good job um i cannot wait to bring the tent yeah but that's on you it's on our spot right it's our spot for the weekend dude yeah yeah there's another one you know we're gonna get the spikes in the ground we're gonna have i actually will it's dirt under rockstar it's just this thin layer of rocks there's typically a solution to everything i'm still a wedding big time by the way this is still the same pattern we do walk on um sony fdr ax 53 david give you props i'll give them the d it's time to eat i'm not even dying nuggets thank you dad this isn't the dinos dino nuggets this isn't jurassic park we got fries with cheese on the side i've got a side of ketchup i got nuggets i got a baja blast i'm treating myself mom manga trail mix very exciting that i got animal cookies animal crackers so i never understand it i'm treating myself oh my god it tastes good yeah it tastes good i don't eat raisins i'd not do like twice a year now maybe three times a year i think a batter was done i thought so too the battery life on this camcorder is insane it gets really good we go back in now hold on yeah we'll feed them nuggets cheese fries good though i can't wait the couplers oh my god we could go there if you want david there's a squirrel here hey little guy come here come here no don't bite my hand just he's not going to bite your hand it's that squirrel what you think blair's house at the time he was running up and down our us his little claws around my hand it's so come good thank you oh my god here we go let me try to instagram oh actually hold on he might just pose for me here we go i'll show her now dad just try to hold it okay baby hold on where are we going always afraid of your phone got it so cute it is so relaxing here isn't it got a nice breeze sitting in the shade enjoying food time with family time with squirrels now can you try again so i got a video instead instagram.com is that him did he just run away he is over us well it was fun while it lasted he was using us just finished getting some b-roll of the hoverboard for my review so i'm trying a little bug off the mic uh but anyway i also just finished setting up the fire ton of sticks in here paper for kindling to get it started this has grease on it very thick piece of wood and this is just to keep it going up top the peak of it good good start and i have some wood over here for later and this i'm eventually just gonna catch on fire so i get like a giant torch which should look neat all right i've earned this sandwich tomato mayonnaise thank you mom for this i love tomato minis very simple but very satisfying what you got on your face i can feel it where is it over here i was back there getting wood oh my god it's okay guys i'm camping i don't care i don't care i can't see from my angle right there yeah i'll take a picture cool evidence what is this mom fried chicken fried chicken three different ways wait three i thought there were two nope this is you that's me that's dead wait a minute then what's that one the yellow pork rinds instead of bread oh i thought that was flour i was going to say why is it yellow no many people that's me right the flour and i never had it that's mine the flour yeah i love you mom thank you for everything you're watching i may not be here next week why we're not going to be here next week i just like to speak stupid you do it well two weeks two weeks we will be back yes a long one wait how long is the oldest kitten that we have right now because everybody else says friday night saturday night sunday night monday night going on tuesday nights basket oh mom this would burn really well um no do you mind yeah that fires me ba it is ready to go anyway dad and i are getting ready to unbox this the dog and bone locksmart in its own video no no i'm sorry not in its own video we're just gonna do it in the weekend vlog the only reason i did the macbook pro in its own video last time we were here is because it was so long and plus it's an apple product didn't and apple product deserves his own video so to the one who said steven why did she put this in the weekend vlog you're just looking for views first of all you're looking for content of course i'm looking for views i'm a content creator i want views are you stupid what and number two why not put it in its own video it's a macbook pro it's not a lightning cable it deserves its own video if you don't like my content you can gtfo i honestly will not take offense i don't care this message is brought to you by you only live once yeah you ready heck yeah i'm ready let's do this i'm hyped now always wear protection even though i wasn't in the b-roll i always wear protection review you'll see on tuesday or wednesday when you're doing his videos okay okay today we're reviewing the dog block un unboxing the dog bone lock smart dog bone which is a keyless bluetooth padlock looks really cool actually it's keyless it could be used for bikes lockers sheds gates fences and more all you need to get a drink you want something i want to chill water need your smartphone shared access one lock multiple users define user access tracking know when and who opened the lock it's kind of cool and secure uses 128 bit encryption which is pretty damn awesome the highest bluetooth security standard plus 256 big 256-bit cloud generated private key for added security i don't know how you're going to be locking with this but you can handle it um there's a battery in it it actually lasts two years before it needs charging and it will tell you when it needs charging um stainless steel shackle die cast zamek three zinc alloy body which means it will withstand the elements it will withstand hail rain hail snow or sunshine weatherproof from 20 degrees centigrade to 70 degrees centigrade which is going to pretty much handle everything in the country the u.s i guess we're going to unbox it and here we go good timing i need a knife maybe this should be in tune for this yeah um here it's not very sharp but it should do the trick and we probably need a smartphone we do my mine's charging over there can i smartphone remember this is in the weekend vlog so i'm going to show naturally but it looks really cool but you have to do an unboxing for these people aren't you yeah well now any review i'm going to do that yeah review it's a padlock so i figured it's part of the vlog what okay it's all done not today thank you mom is kind of cool can you show my chicken there's like a little magnetic lock on which is kind of neat cheers the magnets right there cheers cheers chairs are good tech i hate when you throw your lids around that i mean so all right because of the usb charger plug this damn thing is heavy what kind of usb micro usb i have like 50 of these cables at home and this is the lock oh and it is damn heavy it is heavy i never really like can i say no it's mine actually this is probably yours you obviously had to download the app which i'll do right now now hold this why is it so heavy is it titanium just kidding that's really heavy this is at least a dollar a dot a dollar doesn't make sense no the weight is that mary yes app store all right download the app lock smart so the micro usb cables on the bottom and that's it oh good you're gonna install it obviously you need it down it's locked obviously i feel hyper lock smart there we go i might find it there later and it's 20 hours to download oh that's free it's free it's right there it better be free what is this retail for by the way i have no clue wanted to search that on your phone i didn't do any research yet because i'm waiting until my final review gotta sign in with my itunes store password one two three four and we forget that best pass whatever the only thing i'm concerned about this is the weight no i don't see like a a manual method of opening this up in case this thing screws up and that is a good point i like to see a key on here i don't see a key which could really suck if you like something you lock something up and you can't get into this should definitely be a manual key well that's certainly something that i will mention in my review absolutely i don't i don't trust i don't trust it that is a good point how do you open it without does it set the screws up you're going to have to use both bolt cutters these look like buttons don't they but but they're not like i was going to say like maybe you could set a manual code on here we will find out bluetooth pairing request sure so far very easy setup process i guess any notifications definitely all right my padlock it's done hold on hold on can you unlock it tap to unlock here we go three two one that is cool that was really good that's pretty cool three two one that's pretty cool if you want one it's yours you can have it i've got a lot done my review i can lock my weed up with this it's pretty cool so what else do we have oh wait this thing's damn heavy um you can add users to use it and activity log you can try basically trace who's been opening and closing it and it supports touch id which i forgot to mention so basically you can use your thumb let's try it do you even use touch id on your phone i do now yeah hold this up touch id okay you tap the lock then you put your thumb on the touch id sensor to your dom boom now what is the range with it oh look it even tells you the battery life what is it currently at 44 that's not bad like if the battery dies it automatically unlocks when the battery dies i don't think so but it says about every last two years after you charge it so this is a long time so let's charge it up and we'll let you know in two years at the batteries if you guys are still watching come back to june of 2018. yep and we'll see if this battery is so good by then i'll be married hopefully oh i can't afford another wedding right now i don't want a fancy wedding honestly i don't i'm just going to go to vegas i was just talking to my friend kate about it she's doing the same thing classes please it's your day not everyone else let's charge it thank you i love it vegas is where dreams come from and this lock is damn as heavy and where you can get diseases oh it's available on android as well so for you peasants if you want are you gonna do the official review tomorrow then yeah after 24 hours of usage now i'll do it like a week so i had to do my hoverboard review my drone review and now i'm gonna do this yeah so you need to have it with you guys first up is the hoverboard that's coming out tuesday wednesday second i have it back in a week i have a lot of content coming out i love it can i have it stay busy contact companies can i have it back in a week yeah i don't need it honestly you need to review it no i know i'm just saying i don't need it from me it's just something to reveal it i will that's gonna charge at least that's 100 percent thank you good job thank you that was a lot of fun really long so i apologize we got bored but you could always fast forward i don't think it was born hopefully you enjoyed i no i enjoyed it it was fun it's a lot of fun it's texting and driving put your freaking phone down i can't stand people like that now i'm triggered nah i'm not i'm actually having a great day beautiful weather with my family enjoyed some drinks saw some gorilla gorillas saw some animals i was thinking about the gorilla thing overall a great day i just flew the x5c i don't think we're gonna fly the vampire anymore today well i didn't fly at all today but i'm gonna fly tomorrow um so i get some video at home without killing someone i just don't trust myself with it i hear some chicken covered in creme brulee or whatever that is pork rinds pork rinds fried chicken flour this looks banging mom tomatoes yeah that's it thank you thank you mom i don't know why i think that okay i just threw it together green beans you don't like eggs no why we used to come back to her house at night and he is my first real girl well alyssa is my first real girl i was so young man that's not a girlfriend and i showed her things that she'll never forget gina i'm kidding oh it's debatable now uncle dave's taking back this is very irresponsible drinking on a hoverboard now uncle dave is taking care of her play cried soon look at the sunset in the background beautiful where is everybody i know where is everybody campground it's going downhill sometimes dave look at this oh my god i think there's that yeah because i think there's nothing to do for the kids that's a really white haunted pants i know it's gotta be a big part of it we can't even find any other campgrounds that will have us around here dave besides driftwood daddy can i come back here on thursday i will go up and down and look at the other channel you're coming back here thursday no two weeks okay okay are we done like right time hold on we're going back i'm coming back i would buy a volkswagen american dude no you were this close to pressing record if you haven't bought this yet please do so only five hundred dollars with my discount code i say only but honestly this costs less than an ipad pro can buy an ipad pro come on you got to spend money to like okay this isn't going to make you money but it's going to make you it's going to make you happy it's going to make you very i'm going to entertain you oh come here okay i got to really get a picture that sunset this right here is like an icon of my youtube career what are the chances of my getting this for free for review for my upcoming 10 year anniversary that almost fell over this means guys if you keep trying in life you can have anything you want and i mean anything anything we'll do portrait if you're not don't do that i get so high it's like if you want to manchester there's no reason why you cannot live in a mansion you are launched there's no reason whatsoever why you can't have something in life and i realize this is just a hoverboard in the big picture i'm gonna get you think about david don't be lazy i love when the cold stuff comes out i screw this system let me just say this eventually you reach a point in your life where you just don't care you're live you can do anything you want in this world if you want a bungee jump go bungee jump that's perfectly legal so that's a stupid example what are you saying we're all going to die we might as well do something we love now i get confident af when i drink let's go fight a deer come on two deer maybe seriously though do something you love please exit the cat area thank you for visiting driftwood resort enjoy your ride home be safe hi kitty i don't know what i'm doing we're here guys there's somebody hi kitty activating night's mood in three two one i need your light please i need to buy a light for christmas i have one mine doesn't really come off i don't think i feel like i just did this clip last night where i unscrew it on camera and bore my viewers to death not your father's root beer it wouldn't hurt i really don't need to bring a new plate each time huh hi guys i don't even see him yet i didn't see him yet oh baby oh god he was right here where'd he go there's one yep there's one hi baby where's the orange one oh there is oh one of them all right let's do this i want to go lift some weights okay baby oh he's like looking at me like all the trees down here oh gosh oh boy okay i'm sorry to scare you guys i just gotta get my camera real quick if you don't mind sorry hey come here it's okay i'm just taking my camera you enjoy your food we'll see you in two weeks a little bit yeah yeah we'll bring more guys next time more next time guys more guys next time is in good english we saw a lot of stuff in the trash tell them we saw electronics pa systems lots of twisted tea cases yes um listerine bottle a mattress a tree a hose it's a retractable thingy weed bushes um and a dead baby which wasn't funny no just kidding that's not funny it was your joke for once not mine um oh zombies and like uh a bottle like yeah something like that a candle a wine bottle with a hanging thing with a candle in it are you drunk no no wait what do you say they go pump some iron yeah don't follow me as an example but do you want those pop things you throw out the ground that's what she gets them to throw i'm sure what's wrong i do bomb bags this is true can we watch the cats please blamings that was a week so watch the cats please yeah let's watch the cats not you guys you saw enough plus bus footage we have arrived at the gym dang i'm getting tanned we're going to work out 15s tonight that's all i need because i'm already pretty buffet i'm getting 10 now wanna you are getting tan according to uh lynn jones people love you duh no just kidding she didn't say hello tan because i ain't i'm pasty white i'm like a stick of chalk do it mom this is what you needed you calling me fat no i think you said that yesterday flying program oh hi sully me near mrs gulch all right there goes there's a boss did you see a question picture mrs gulch who's that on my facebook the old lady knows that i'm just going to get toto mrs gulch yeah i never knew that was her name i just call her the witch the wicked witch of the west well she's no she's not the witch the witch of the west though ray's the bad one the east is a good one right but this is before she goes to oz but i think it's the one who turns out to be the wicked witch spoiler alert i just don't want it goes to get toto but the witch of the east is the good one right yes which which of the west is the bad one i think which but is gulch is the one that comes to get toto away from dorothy at the farm you look so confused a little drunk i didn't like the new oz movie i got bored did you ever finish it no it's very rare that i totally finished a movie it just bore the crap out of me why am i riding a bike when i'm riding a bike wizard of oz why am i riding a bike when i'm riding a real bike although i will say i'm looking very forward to the wizard of no the beauty and the beast remake that's going to be on mars all right why do i always want to go backwards there you go yes i'm gonna bomb um isn't this great we should find a german seaside and just crash it i was gonna say vomit vomit's not a good word two words actually if you get wait usb look you can charge your usb things i think nice this is actually a lot of fun i like this if i actually went to gyms then i'd go to gyms actually i went to a gym in stockton a couple times felt good but i never really stuck through with it all right i need to get off me too no i still have to go all right you ready to go yes gotta get back and start that fire but we worked out for three minutes goodbye jim see you in two weeks yoga that's awesome you're awesome that is not a bad fire i had to wait five days look at that now granted a lot of it isn't thanks to uh the grease but i also put a top piece of wood fried chicken to keep it going my fried chicken wow thank you mom it's pretty tall we're going to start the facebook stream soon talk to you guys answer questions all that stuff it's looking good very nice i approve so the cabin just pulled up well the people in the cabin and i thought they weren't here anymore this weekend i stole four pieces of their wood right there you would think tell no i'm not gonna go put it back that's weird i took four out of like 15. i don't think i don't think they're gonna notice i feel kind of bad but not really it's just wood i don't know i love my laugh at the end of what come on catch you later come on you got it instagram.com david how much is that for real fire is pretty consistent i'm liking it are we okay it's looking good all right the facebook stream is going we're gonna go right there it's happening live facebook.com david frankel follow me right below are those people you just let it just do this about any probiotics digested no they had that sticker for a reason all right firewall time show me please uh connection's can we get jumped off the wi-fi jumped off that makes sense cheers sorry guys if you can hear us we have a bad connection don't chase fireball with root beer the naturopathic zoo pair not good much much better swiss let's see i just want to go grab my glasses i forgot they're not on i'm super bored oh it's like sitting here talk to them i don't know what's going on in the oven yeah thank you for streaming mom you're welcome you're drunk i'm not nauseous and tired i'm over tired excuse me i drank you step forward mom's being in the water bottle bucket bowl good night guys i love you i will see you in the morning you really love them i still do drink well some of them i didn't call me if you're hot i love you oh hello i love you all i really do thank you so much for making this possible you're changing my life good morning everyone and happy father's day to all the fathers out there and the single mothers because i know you do uh you know that whole two for one job dealio so props to you beautiful day really really beautiful day i'll check my watch but it's off i haven't charged it once this weekend but just imagine the beautifulness all over your skin seriously that was really nice i didn't show it yesterday but i actually went in the lake with 100 pants only to there like right here on my legs because i don't want to get my shorts wet but next time i'm here in two weeks for a long long weekend i promise you i will be going in the lake large pond whatever you want to call it um and getting some footage for you guys maybe i'll even bring my gopro because i have like a flotation device i think do i yeah yeah yeah i do so basically if it sinks it comes back up and it's a bright orange so i can find it i got it for the purpose of using it at seaside but i never actually used it as he said because i think i forgot it last year so it would be good to put that to use with the waterproof enclosure of course and with that said i'm considering getting a gopro session i believe that's waterproof by the fault i could be wrong we'll see but yes it's definitely a beautiful day perfect father's day weather perfect father's day weather christian's coming over later so we're gonna have the whole family together good times good times ahead and there's that you know me i always got to show the water before we leave usual exits so stay at the camper i'm thirsty on that drinking last night good times now chatman's ready to go hey jamion god i love you you're such an awesome dog best dog ever she is ready to go home i think she's actually driving home right jess oh you're the passenger okay that's cool the air is on she's fine jason be safe dad happy father's day thank you david come here uh let me just hugs gotta eat a little video i think he's at home sapien i almost had sexual oh that's how you go on the back of the pickup is that sally's wood yeah we finally burned sully's wood then right thank you sully your wood was fantastic last night yeah i keep tripping over that it's a tree root we gotta cut it oh hoverboard good times oh my god really good times with that hoverboard is that how it goes it's like a really tight fit if you guys wanna link this bag in the it's supposed to be a tell you in the description i know mom just saying whoa take this trade david's launched i'm gonna launch all over you if you don't you put it in weird sorry she's trying to help because everybody wants to see your butt there ladies go disclaimer this is a good disclaimer i didn't charge the hoverboard once this weekend and i use that a lot the battery life muy bueno magnifico that means very good we're magnificent well yeah yours means my goodness you need to clean your hoverboard that's another thing it will scratch you just can't think like that it's like a skateboard you're guaranteed to get stuffs true that's what happens when you do extreme sports david look i see the spot for you there's the jug of water i was going to say why is it so light i found the chunk of water daddy pretzels see yeah on the floor see you guys on the road did you get a picture yet with dad yeah i did oh no picture no video yes okay so let's get a picture nice pee and one more time would you go with them and bond you want to vlog in the bathroom dad all right i would you have i have and i will continue to do so in the future hi hunter he's like that's gtfo and jasmine is sitting in the truck and then i can say hi to her okay i i did already hey uncle johnny happy freaking father's day your pervert stay in there although i will say it felt pretty good when you touch my left leg you're sick serious question do you think they have access to netflix in there i watch orange isn't it so watch orange is the new black they probably see the women on the screen and then i'll drop their pants because yeah oh yeah i'm smart enough to have that place but i'm sure somebody snuck a bonus prison is really as nice as orange's new black they kind of haven't made that well i've seen things in prison before it's not that bad like that kind of prison probably isn't that bad they have classes and everything i've never understood like why inmates are given education i mean i know they want them to get a job when they get out now are they paying for it afterwards at least no of course that's it's to rehabilitate them so when they get out of jail they can yeah but then they head up a back again our head hit up the mat and they get thrown back in two weeks later jail just to get back in i never said that i would learn my lesson if i ever come exactly to jail i'm all i am all i'm all for second chances and i'm all for freedom but i'm also all for clearing the waste of this world harsh words i know but there's a lot of ways there's a real church like the person in orlando waste of space waste of space oh that that is not a second chance there are certain things you don't get a second chance for well that's why they shot him i know unfortunately i wish they could torture him first then kill them no filters guys no filters my okay people get to that point that's what i don't understand i think it has to do with their family seriously i can't kill a book me neither like i i feel bad if i kill a fly life let's learn that many lies i can't i can't i can't kill a bug and feel okay with it you have to not realize what you're doing so my whole thing in life is and this is very dark but it's the truth the question that you should ask yourself is shouldn't you want people to show up to your funeral yes that's the thing you want people to show up too exactly i mean there's people who think i'm a waste of space i don't care i think you're wasting space too so you can slowly rock squirrel literally a squirrel just ran across the street you were sick you were saying mother i don't know stupid squirrel that squirrel can rot waste of spit i just kidding i love scorpio squirrels are better than humans but i'm kidding i love squirrels yesterday was better than most humans that squirrel yesterday he was pretty ba we were feeding him for like 15 minutes he bit mom so mom could have rabies for foreign and he would grab me with his little polls when he took the food his little claws you were just driving hands-free with that truck coming towards us don't do that don't talk about my squirrel fair enough next stop wawa because hunter pants he needs his egg basket yup oh i'm gonna text david yep say mama mama's getting an egg basket well no happy father's day that too for help we made it i did not record at wawa guys i apologize crazy it was really crazy there but our egg basket bless you was that a for sale sign on jameson that's testing my bike um thank you bless him thank you but our egg basket was great right is that a for sale sign on june's laundry shout out to david banther yes egg basket good basket with hot sauce not bad oh my god and sausage hot sauce i love sausage patties patties let's park the camper guys hold on tight that's a bad driver today we're not gonna go there yeah maybe later maybe later david oh hello just enjoying my fine 20 ounce wild coffee in this nice pool in a sweltering hot day i'm not wearing a bathing suit yeah you are i am you can clearly see it coffee in the pool is not a bad idea it's a terrible idea no you might you might think it's hot but no think about it he's just hanging out with a pool naturally cools you off as i've switched up down the side of my face 100 pants that i played already where is mr pants man that is a nice camera sexy i am i'm glad i kept that it's not as heavy heavy as the ax-33 oh do i bore you i'm sorry i'm tired kristen should be here soon yes with hopefully bailey do you think bailey's coming i really hope so i haven't seen bailly in what a few months i can't remember if bailey swims i really hope so remember they were on the pool copper together yeah so should probably swim get my poochies all together and we'll have a party party party party party party party party party para para did you say your own potty in the pool party it's jack you make me so mad you make me so mad i'm done bye bye bye mom bye felicia i don't understand what that is i don't know what it is one of my most hated phrases i don't know what it is by felicia who's the friggest fully i said i don't understand we gotta ask anthony anthony's i was gonna say anthony says it yeah i don't know what it means either i think dad just texted me standby the pool was magnificent i passed out in the chair so nice woke up dehydrated jumped in nice again time to edit chris is not here yet so i don't know how much i'm gonna get her on camera so let's mode alright time to edit i gotta get some of this done i don't want to be up too late tonight but knowing me i'll probably be up late anyway because my goals do we get vlog outs for you guys every monday all right it's been months months been hours since i've vlogged i got sunburned look at this look at this i'm not really that right there yeah that's more natural that way kristen and bailey are here yeah there's bailey bailey how are you sit shake good girl these two were just playing kristin how are you hey mrs caputo hawaii perfect was it beautiful amazing beautiful that's where loss is recorded not a single did you see harley did you see the hatch the others the others were there smoke monster how did you get your watch lost did you i did i did i watched most of it you know watch the whole thing yeah okay anyway it was all a dream happy father's day dad thank you here we go oh hello oh get with your kids i want to get a picture it's free wait this isn't your birthday that's right so i guess we're not singing over here really we can sing if you want i just cheered i don't know i just pictured i'm switching hands he takes out trees hey barry hi harley daddy i want to get a get a gift a picture you look good it's all about the guests with you isn't it mom i smoke who else has a cat you're looking autumn's amazing what's wrong there's me she shouldn't be up there no she's she's a great cat yeah she's trying to get daddy's cake yes he is that looks really good mom i made it did you make that i'm just gonna say did you make that yourself no that's obviously you know just saying yes i just kidding i love strawberry shortcake shout out to sweet spiral right see to our bakery is it sweet awesome best name ever tag them seriously genius name i have first taste just kidding it's perfect so kristen what is new in marriage it's pretty much the same old it's just official now yeah me too that son killed me okay uh please a little slither so you people you're the best mom david did you keep your favor he ate me you didn't even keep the pretty box oh we use it as kindling i'm kidding i don't even know where that is honestly do you know where yours is it's this one oh okay the weekend vlog is underway an hour and 32 minutes so far not bad announcement oh just the dogs the doggy all right mine first i guess yep this yeah i'm joy this is yours yeah why is he lifting me i wrapped it very really really christmas wrapping paper that's all we have totally done today but it's funny my watch died i need to put it back on maybe i put color in your face okay mr toomey oh yeah okay dad my battery life's slow thank you bless you thank you oh my god okay chris i'm gonna walk chris indoor park this is not funny my battery is low wow cool nothing fancy but i figured it's your drone that you can use and not not really worry about it all right this is the same one you have yeah well that's that's a dash one that's the same same as chris's turn it around it's cool right yeah why is turning around this is a better picture you're welcome enjoy it i love that one it's nothing fancy but it's my favorite drone so far thank you good prob okay now enjoy jasmine six axes the crazy about me this one next box yeah sure so it wasn't supposed to be heard on friday oh darn them for being fast oh so oh i don't have any tools it's already open i already opened this check it i checked it welcome to 2007. you got the blue one what is it dad what is it it's an ipad max ipod i can't open it i love it that's what i want now yes nice very cool nice i have that one in blue i have that one in black dad i don't really use it it just sits there it's nice now it's like an ipod touch mini in a way dad i'm curious why for your car yeah for the car okay cool i love it it's awesome nice enjoy it looks really nice okay it's very blue doesn't it no no more playing radio yeah oddly enough yeah fm radio yeah i didn't expect that here they go it's like they're fishing watch the macbook thank you mom okay yeah you close it it's fine thank you okay hey stop stop stop break it up stop all right that worked real well no no all right didn't you do it it works come here bailey bailey bailey really kristen it's an accident no no yeah right no no there's too much in there kristen come on this is from kristin oh so this cereal getting them all oh it's mickey mouse you want to think this little card has a great big father's day hello cute how many dollars does it take to change lights it's like cards and then a card takes him three hours to explain how he'll do it father gives me a chance to say some things that don't say open them apart i love you and i said let you know my dad i know that kristen this is red grounded is hard it's father's day so you're getting a card i almost forgot monkey card cute that's cute perfect i love it lots of cards and cards this is a keeper and that's itunes are you crazy that's because you're not getting you guys 50 really well done how do i do this well please hold on very self-explanatory you can scan it too dad the code you were walking too fast i'm like slow down your expression is that the picture yes i love your expression i was looking at her feet telling her slow down it's so tender guests from hawaii thank you kristina you wanted to make it it's an oven mitt i think oh that's cool more presents kristen got me k-cups original lions very cool dad what is that you got cookies cookies kristen how was the flight you can never go wrong with coffee kristin thank you very much kristen's first hoverboard experience i just get up on it brought to you by emojimove.com hey y'all good job now just relax relax relax pinch a penny i'll lean forward a little bit your feet your feet there you go there you go it's like falling no it's not gonna fall trust me it doesn't want to drop you it's not going anywhere bleeding no no no you don't really lean oh god kristen really i haven't seen anyone fall yet okay is that it or no you just step on actually came on can you hey you just you just relax i wasn't even moving at all because you were moving no what you engaging your abs you actually feel it down here let me try all right i thought i was bleeding i felt wet this is the first time man i held up my corner you just get rid of it now there you go trevor bailey you got me or you got him you stay there just in case you lean forward a little bit back now spit hey yup come follow me follow me oh god you're panicking just relax right just walk i do not go away what'd you say you rather just walk yeah okay well one's beard hello mr d right okay let's walk good job david thank you we're supposed i know i never turn left you notice that it's like i'm zoolander i don't turn left i i only turn right i'll try to turn that there i'm not good at turning that yeah but i turn right better say that's quick hold on how's it going ready this is gonna be a sharp turn want to remove there you go i love that dad i just want to thank you for a fantastic weekend i apologize to the tree i took down that driftwood obviously you are going to say it obviously the tree one it is what it is we'll show you guys in two weeks i haven't seen it yet what it won because it's still standing right you didn't take it out the camera looks great though it does oh my god you definitely look so much thinner mom you're sucking up no i'm serious you look thinner you look sick but in a good way hardly you guys have a good dinner with me friday night i'm having a filet i'm allowed that fillet just nobody's dad it's father's day you're not gonna happy father's day seriously why because i have to get back this vlog's gonna be over two hours long i i had to watch the entire thing now it's fine i got something i think i want to do anyway but i love what i do go to bed with me please yes thank you for a great weekend i'm tired thank you guys for driftwood good times you're welcome thank you it's a shame that your daughter almost fell on the hoverboard good news that was funny good news that metal shield that's replaceable too oh good i don't think i'm gonna do anything with it cause you really can't tell and that's one of those things you would replace with the awning anyway dab i mean you you get about five years out of it all i need that before it looks like crap i know so that's fine that's fine no all of those two pieces will be good to go you can't even tell if i'm here but i know it's an issue doing a whole conversation for yourself excuse me that's all good i won't say hi to joe no she didn't see me but i was wondering what if jody heard you say what you said on the stream what i'm not going to repeat it now it's time to masturbate yeah you said you're going to go in the bedroom to masturbate i was drunk last night i was drunk and then i came and then i started i was so out i come down i get miserable tired by the way guys i was just editing and i want to make a quick comment the whole biking and drinking thing is not safe i don't condone it but i'm not saying don't do it just saying if you do it make sure it's on a highway be responsible yes make sure make sure you're on a really really busy ride no seriously biking and drinking is completely different than drinking and driving completely different because one if i get into an accident on my bike i'm likely the only person that's gonna get hurt i'm not gonna hurt anyone else yeah i'm on a campground i'm not on a busy ride exactly yeah his decision making no good oh no i don't really make that good decisions now but i'm transparent you guys so i just wanted to make that clear anyway oh my god this lighting is fantastic all right guys i'm not going to announce this weekend's um giveaway winner right now because i have to look through all the comments myself dad plus this weekend vlog is very long so it's gonna take a while to get through uh but as always thank you so much for your support i will contact the winner directly and i will post them in the comments right below by tuesday or wednesday we'll see it depends on my schedule well what are you doing you sound so secretive yeah sit down what are you doing she's trying to make herself feel good about herself wow you look great i'm not talking about it anyway um so this weekend there is no giveaway next weekend i'll announce another giveaway i just don't want to rush it good good all right thank you guys so much for your support you guys have a great and productive week and stay tuned for my hoverboard review on either tuesday or wednesday i'll see you in tomorrow's video peaceyou make me so mad you make me so man i'm done bye hello good people of the internet good people it's friday june 17 2016. and this is and this is wawa mama no this is the this is the weekend vlog the weekend vloggity vlog vlog no just who are you and what have you done with my mother you pay attention to my content too you dumb oh i just pressed thanks i'm just going to say your name i love you buddy weekend of vlogging vlog not weekend double locker tv vlogging tv vlog i didn't say that many times you basically said it 10 times hello guys how are you dude frankie here davidparker.com with the weekend a velocity vlog he's going to die we're here i don't have any that's not no i keep picking at it um where are kfc his mom demanded to try the chicken drop thank you you said that last night you said the last time in kfc you did something about stretching it that way thank you how do you drink my coffee guys something else stretching it that way sprite this is the most soda i've had in a while last week i had soda too that's extra thanks mom it's my first time ever trying the chicken popeye she's invited thank you mom for uh stopping pull over just for a few minutes i bought it but thank you because we're about to hit rush hour traffic get now anyway we are indeed on our way to driftwood in case you couldn't tell i don't think i need to tell you guys that anymore unless you're new to the channel or it's probably obvious from the title look forward to it it's so bright out all right let's do this first three this did we do this at like nine o'clock last time nine am always in forever who sings that always said forever i should know that was my uh prom song who sings always in forever i know i don't understand who sings always and forever siri who sings always and forever i don't know what you mean by cereal i love siri but sometimes she's utterly useless he is triggered no he's poor oh it's in forever it's um i'm switching back to android don't tell me to trust woman it'll be amazing if i killed you on the vlog so much evidence who sings always and forever she cut you off because i asked for your name right now well now we know sir you're a i am yeah you are all right here we go what kind of what kind of spork is this there's holes in the middle you just called someone mom it said carl linden or no does that just say never bluetooth that's weird the terminology okay we can't stay too long so i need yes all right i just got gas cost me damn 23.00 it smells amazing oh my mom come on one little bite david i am on my diet and that is not on it that's chicken we got the good stuff no it's not very soupy oh is it hot it looks like good chicken too that's all i'm eating is it good so here we go it's more soupy over here like a whole corn it's not bad it's it's no famous bowl but it's good what speak are you choking it's like a thousand degrees oh it's trying to eat it it's hot no that is really good if it was a thousand okay you know what that's better than a bowl no it's not yeah it really is you're having more please it's the weekend thumbs up our trailer all right review what if only they knew what we talked about off camera what did we talk about like mind your business david i know and i just goes i'm like all right everybody else's business review of the chicken popeye from kc mom go well i only had a bite of the chicken you had a few bites chicken that's not a lot of crust okay so go i'm not eating carbs um it was very good i can't wait till i can actually eat one surprisingly surprisingly i love recolander popeyes but i don't need her chicken her chicken she makes it our chicken's nasty but that chicken was pretty good yeah it was chicken we've decided we don't know for sure if it was chicken yeah like it it tastes like high quality chicken but you don't know what kc does have a chicken to make it taste high quality anyway yeah um i got to get props to kfc it was pretty banging really hot like the temperature it was insane it was um i had a hard time with that one finding something the chicken was banging but i definitely would have liked more chicken and more they gave you a lot of it could be more soupy too they actually you know what you're not going to agree with me on this but i want to more carrots i love carrots and popeyes and soups so i pick out the chicken the peas and the carrots i eat everything i eat the crust i don't even eat peas but like in popeyes and soups i don't mind because you're not gonna taste it one gets in there but yeah one i'm gonna take it out yeah carrots anyway but yeah it was it was good overall i don't think it's better than a famous bowl though the famous bowl is more satisfying it's crispy i think i'm just tired of them yeah i mean oh mom i'm tired of famous wolves too i've had it for this past couple years i don't think that's the bulls i don't think so but i'll text them mom yep all right why do you always like crazy people need to plan their moves ahead on the road before doing it last minute look at that 60 frame action oh speaking of that guys i just want to apologize well some of you may have liked this last week's vlog was technically recorded in 60 frames per second but i uploaded it in 29.97 frames per second in other words 30. why because i accidentally created a project at 30 frames per second then i tried to change it to 60 but it doesn't work that way because it renders it in 30. and that means i tried to copy and paste the files into a new project 60 frames per second by default but it was still 30 frames per second that's okay though not a big deal but this weekend's vlog will definitely be in 60. that's what you think then next week's vlog will be in five frames per second i'm triggered are you really triggered why are you triggered you're alive you have your health you can't drive you just had an entire chicken popeye nope i had two bites maybe three maybe four it was just chicken no definitely not four i'm still hungry am i fat that wasn't really filling well in case you haven't realized that david we eat a lot when we go camping we do plenty this weekend well i quit on acme last weekend i'm like 174. is that oh is that heavy do you see that no what did dear with his legs spread open in the back probably unpenetrated in the process are you okay did you show mr pants vlogging vlog vlog no look at that waste of spit i just get an you're amazing mr panties can i see your panties uh give me a second i'll drop it to the car okay why are you touching my coffee this little crepe i'm trying to hold it it's so creepy bye bye i'll give you some wet wood what no it don't say wet it's moist it's moist wood actually we have sully's wood this weekend yes sully this is from like two years ago tonight no it's like a year ago when i woke up with wood on my driveway seriously sully it just doesn't get creepier than that i love meatloaf and lasagna and whatever else you like to eat but copyright i know especially meatloaf i'm sure he's protected he needs space medical bills not funny well he just passed out last night at a concert i'm pretty sure he's a millionaire so that's probably nothing to him firewood anyway we're almost at driftwood nope surprise david we're going to avalon this week i wouldn't mind that isn't that where chris and tef go yeah avalon yep we're going true for one shout out to viewer brayden bryden i think it's brilliant it has a little boy named braden he's staying at the lunamar on june 20th what and he tried to get it that would be when steph is there he tried to get room nine to sign my business card but he couldn't oh dude braden i don't i mean if you ask bush dude or bushman whatever his name is that might be i don't definitely i don't think he would mind letting you in real quick just say you have to go to the bathroom say it like you're about to crab yourself or something look for stephanie yeah cuz he knows who that is we're here you know i'm taking my hoverboard across the street there it's gonna be scary who's that creep look at this dude look at his pervert he always wears his yellow shirt you're cute you always wear a yellow shirt here hi dad we're having a 4-h fair bummy wow peace fine i'm dumping your coffee or this way it's chose the other way don't yell at mom i know they are towards the top but do i put the arrow against it yes thank you i don't think you do no i don't think you do there's a blue car there is that mike's oh yeah yeah okay he's just chilling at our table he's just chilling at our table that's so funny that's awesome daddy put the tablecloth on two days he didn't put the tablecloth on we're here yo oh pop up sweets oh i like that we must meet them and we'll be like you waiting for food we're here mr pants how are you hunter pants we made it we've actually been here for a little while we've been outside doing manly stuff you know i know hanging out with mike talking drones all that stuff down there he's actually really impressed with my sky vampire apparently it resembles the tarantula and i flew it a little bit i don't i don't know if you're watching mom yeah i said it looked like a spider i was a little nervous you said it looks like an alien yeah but the first i think on your facebook i said spider too i don't know or maybe i'd text you what do you know get back in the kitchen i got a shirt and a dress in the mail today it's damaged how does a shirt get damaged a knife it's brand new that's weird that's not what it on where is she jammy on oh are she on the bed yeah you're so cute and it's in an obvious spot that's weird what is it i don't know it looks like soot i don't know if it's actually something in the window there you go there's a sky vampire my newest drone i'll fly this later on video and apparently the camera is decent so i'll try to get some video in the vlog for once got my other drone all these parts in the manliest case ever that works got the hoverboard which i'll be taking out very shortly macbook pro helmets clothes bike stuff and wood all right here we go now i gotta say it feels weird out here so can you comment and i had to step off a couple of times you did yeah over there all right we're going to touch the gate hold on you good yep it's chilly out here and we don't have to change that it's chilly out here bets if it opens anybody so weird outside it's like a lot easier to ride indoors you shouldn't need pads on what you just have knee pads on no i'm good i'm going to sleep ready yes you think so all right watch it somebody's coming thank you just speed at it you can grab it faster faster faster faster faster faster faster faster maybe there's a certain spot for it that really sucks i was looking forward to that sorry you want to try it no you're getting my stuck on it on sunday that was funny i feel like there's sausage in me oh he'll sleep beeping what's he peeping at i think they were saying hi oh maybe something mike because he to my right by accident for some reason it's really easy to spin yeah i know i got stuck in spin motion oh god your orientation gets messed up that camera work you're good back off i have yet to hit anyone with this diagonally really all right it's so weird outside no that's not gonna work you gotta get further back i think because it opens up like right about here yeah really all right i need my sweater it's chilly out here it's not open i know okay can i stop recording my arm hurts yeah that's fine really i know look at that guy just relax oh my god and how do i stop you just like you kind of just feel it it's a hard thing to explain lean into it a little bit you're not gonna go on those rocks all right watch out for these leaves dad they're dangerous it's more of like a lean pressure if that makes sense you kind of just feel it don't go why are you pulling me there you go stop well i'll try to turn the other way down fastest turn ever how about no i'm learning no no i know i literally got trust me i was trust me i was really bad at first but you learn within like a half hour it gets easy once you learn how to lean instead of using your feet too much i'm good i'm good wanna try mike come on come on come on you're here you know what the real bad thing is because if i like it then i want one and i don't know what one right this one costs 500 with my discount code trying to get really he's going again and that's like a drug you just need more cool it's really easy to get on isn't it yeah remember he wants to work with you just relax your body i'm going by what david tells me yeah just chill just like you have to trust it you look very stiff maybe you look like me dad that's different it's crazy yeah your foot this foot should be out more i think see how that one's touching how do you get off now you just step either one i usually keep my right on and step off my left but make sure you swing it around just in case it swings out or or just step backwards yeah all right there you go you got a little bit of the edge yeah i haven't fallen yet yeah i've stepped off a few times but that's it good job dad you're booking now did i get stuck in the spin you're right this looks like therapy like he got in some bad accident or something he's trying to learn how to walk that's not really funny you know a dark humor let me see something there i love it you have an audience too so this is good hold on are you drunk i'm actually trying to fall trying to fall it really doesn't like it keeps it straight yeah if you go back and forth like right here try to go forward then backwards watch it's really easy okay stop now backwards see it's not so bad but it's cool like if you go quick like back and forth it just i don't know it just feels neat all right that's enough hoverboard footage for now plenty more to come hours good job david he ate that hours ago tits mike's still here i think he's moving in i just put on a hoverboard shower for the neighbors she liked it i had to jump off but that's a guy better than jump than fall how do i do that i feel dizzy from spinning david one more time no no no awning whatever that is door dual screen there's a light there's a light on the other side but that's what you want second horizon hobby that's ah opposite dyke july 4th you're hanging my lights okay we should light up a blunt oh my god don't start with me i don't know i don't know i say we should lay the doobie we should like to do this oh no if we ever smoked weed together that would be banging you've done a weed right i will not comment on that it's not illegal i did weed back when i was 16 or 17. you rebel you you rebel my feet hurt did you ever smoke pot with patty party pot i love it why is it illegal it's so stupid freaking heroin is legal no hair was not little get off me sorry what's on the phone look at this purple dildo eating freak hi baby the camera can't even focus it's so sick come here hunter you're so cute you're so clean oh yeah look at that booty driftwood one time mom yeah now once it's dark yeah i'm so disappointed in that the gate didn't open i'm sorry that makes me terribly sad i was looking so forward to that maybe i can take something else with it that'll trigger it anyway jump cut mom started farting and other stuff oh god why are they wearing unicorn thingies oh god i had a long day let's go camping not really okay bye friday i woke up at 9 30 today that's not bad for me freaking nose i got up at six to get to work at seven who gets up at six you should have gotten up at 601. see what i did there i didn't really do anything all right let's go because the sooner i get back and the sooner i can start drinking and we'll stream on facebook freaking water bottles i'm staying very active tonight i went from oh yeah i went from my hoverboard to my skateboard to my bike dad's looking forward to animal crackers at the zoo tomorrow and i fell on my skateboard i did tell him he fell on a skateboard it was pretty good but it was it was controlled and i went a pretty long distance pretty far distance i should say i'm buying these right yes candy cakes i have like three dollars on my like four dollars maybe what i can eat you don't want ice cream i might get ice cream we could just damn it i'm kidding i'm kidding hairs right there too it's a joke oh it doesn't mean that's funny oh is that is that why yeah the people should i get ice cream or how much you have three so it's either or you can't afford both let's see what kind of ice cream they have how are we doing today good how are you oh these are cheap you can afford one of those three i only brought a few dollars in there yeah i got these you sure yeah i've been craving candy canes okay is this thing still recording yeah you can turn it off mom's freaking out because she found an exercise room i want to do an elliptical otherwise known as a gym do you think it's a little camera what do you know what they know is it open actually we can probably get in is it through here it's like seaside focus dear lord there you go oh ddr i haven't played ddr in so long and i used to be somewhat decent at it it's been a while give me all your water ice get down in your knees get down on your knees pop good job it actually feels it actually feels nice in here let's see if we can get in here oh wow we can auto lights auto it's over oh my god this is our third year here and this is our first time yeah it's just new record me yo all feels good in here it does feel good if we this camera worked if we if we stayed here i'd be so pumped yeah i'd be so buff all right let's see here we got fives oh hello debbie d i can't lose five spideys debbie d my name is debbie uh i can lift ten all right let's build our way up these are tens this is what i have at home which i actually feel good after a while like 50 of them i used to do it every day and then i stopped you got lazy i did i admit 15. i'm not the strongest person so this isn't easy for me 20. oh hello debbie d you're looking good just kidding oh billy christ on the stick what are they 50 christopher what are they 20. like 20 pounds doesn't feel like a lie because when you have left pants this is how much weight i lost pick it up 25 pounds pick it up see how much weight i lost is it having one just pick up one just pick up one humor me nice let me see what i lost put it down hold on no head the other way straddle is this for you manny i'm getting buffed he sounds like a girl 25 is not a lot of weight but when you lift one item that's 25 it's not heavy but when you're doing one hand each let me feel what i lost dear lord let me see what i can i should have lift you no oh my god that's how much weight level isn't that crazy that's 25. i used to carry this around yeah i feel like it's a baby no seriously that's a lot what shall we do next take an instagram with me because i'm egotistical like that oh wait can we take a selfie or yeah but i'll be lifting the 40s okay the 40s i'll be listening five okay how are we going to do this take a picture oh i gotta put that down you have your phone i feel so light by the way now mine's in the bike is it on did he just start well the thing is i know the thing it says is your pulse doesn't it wait me too wait wait wait wait stop they see me rolling they hate we should be feeding the cats right now we're getting very distracted i'm out oh jesus christmas no i just stopped too fast i'm used to that hoverboard actually this is what you need here soft floor this is what you need i love this what you need a bike in your house actually i used to have one in my basement are you serious yeah then some dude took it he didn't steal it he wanted it it wasn't mine it was it was it's racist and the tv's right there for a while now i'm just always at home that's the only major downside of working at home is you kind of let yourself go what am i doing i can't even work the camera now i'm ugly af nobody wants this tell yourself that david nobody wants you you're going to poop yourself this grave like a turd just dropped out all right let's go you're kitty you want to eat oh oh oh they're brave today hey kitties so three they're like all right feed me wait a minute what is going on here why they're so great they're really close i'm gonna put night shot on hi i got two tonight come here great one just why is the orange one so brave hey kitty no come here come here they're getting really brave you have a light it's probably like 50 cats back there there you go oh my god look at his face the one behind him it's okay oh there's another one there's three here you're the light good luck be careful lions tigers and bears oh my this orange one is so close look he's ready there baby come here there you go can you try the rest they're getting really brave smells good nope i want to pet him get out of here truck you're killing the mood hey baby he's like is that it yeah go eat it is his butt okay i see like a mark hold on i'll zoom in hey baby oh yeah there's something i don't know he's got a scrape or something oh god that looks bad is he okay oh no maybe that's why he's so chill my god the cat's reading they be chilling let's go in the dumpster area look at trash it's always fun no bulk this time like big stuff i'll give you big stuff it's been a while since i've done that that wasn't even my full laugh did you like it i liked it oh my god picture of the year good job um up yours lord of the rings yes oh wait does this hurt it doesn't tickle will said all right let's get back and drink i need alcohol what about the cats they're eating they're fine let it go here frozen two starring david defranco let it go let it go let it go go go let it go all right let's go for real let's go i'm not even drinking yet try it the leprechaun laugh no come on you don't know how to do it i don't know how to do it you ready yeah so scary the cats probably just ran for their lives it's okay it's just me that was a good one okay so two things number one um i'm gonna okay hold on mom well we'll get to you mom's upset first thing uh we saw some girl like squatting with her friend on the path in the trees like okay not even in the trees just like on the outside of the path and i was joking i was like yeah she's probably peeing the next thing you know we see her running across the path she pulls up her underwear and her shorts like half naked so she was indeed peeing when the bathroom's right here and she was like right down the path she's a little kid she's like not a little kid but 14 or 15 with enough common sense to know to go to the bathroom but anyway news number two mom mom just wanted to show me something and her phone flew out of her hand flat on the rocks the screen i broke my phone so the first time i ever yeah we could ask you know who don't say their name they might they might be able to hook you up with a replacement oh wait is that on apple care no no no that doesn't have a cracks although they have apple care plus i think where something like that you get extra coverage does it hurt oh god i know well i don't go up there you should go down here that's dangerous hold on i'll draw mine and see if it doesn't dave but that's nothing not good i'm sorry it happened if only you that didn't freaking pee i wouldn't be standing here you shouldn't why did dad post those maps you should mom there's a lot of factors like if we didn't stop at the lake or whatever you can't you can't look at life that way that freaks out anyway no like time i would have stepped differently or something like that no um yeah anyway um i knew it wasn't good you shouldn't tell dad tonight i tell him monday honestly i didn't expect to screen the break i did the way it fell and hit it yeah hit the rocks directly there's probably a little bit of shot of glass not even like oh my gosh open yeah i joke about it i i won't i have never broken an iphone terry's been had hers broker for two years i'm like you need to get a new phone it's dangerous i know a lot of people to walk around with broken skills i've seen them whether it's android ios whatever a lot of people see i can get a new phone every year now with whatever we're on uh i don't know what are you looking at old man keep going stop it it's history what's that sonny does that capture what you call video that film he probably thanks for making a porno does that take film all right let's go drink time you obviously need some drinks take cassettes let's get you filled up with alcohol does that take tape i actually haven't seen the lake yet at driftwood too we're still a driftwood one by the way oh with the wall hunter hence the uh the bathrooms and everything all right let's go onward so mom are you feeling pumped after your workout are you sweating oh look we're watching vacation again one of dad's favorite movies so dad first impressions if you're pro of macbookness i love it this play is awesome good although tips fiery safari yeah socks no it wouldn't even let me use go to my pc it's my favorite browser you gotta use chrome yeah it is it's my favorite browser it is really it's not completely reliable but it's my favorite browser because it ties into os 10 services dad stop burping on my vlogs i'm sick of it all right let's say jamming outside yeah i mean finish my coffee and then i'm gonna get my dry and go maybe stream on facebook for all right so i've not flown this on camera yet but believe me it's a beast this thing completely kills my other drones although i think the x5c is still my favorite which by the way check it out blue and uh i mean yeah blue red and blue guards very patriotic of me i got a bunch of accessories in my nintendo lunchbox actually while i'm here wait i don't know if i showed you guys already did i i get my patrons only vlogs mixed up with these vlogs there you go i got a bunch of accessories guards landing gears propellers all that stuff eventually i'll get like a real case where i split things up per drone like x5c x5 hw and the sky vampire but this one is definitely the most impressive thus far and it's a lot heavier so i technically have to register it but i haven't done so yet just because i'm a rebel like that i will be drinking soon mom yes i know you're tired but do you think you want to do a facebook stream later yeah like a little bit yeah for a little bit for a little bit six today who's this beautiful tomorrow my late night trash tomorrow's my late night i never burp on camera you should do we need a light well that's convenient i know i mean we're still going right we feed her dude did you feed her jasmine knights mode activated let's take a walk to the lake take a walk to the lake or the large pond if you want to call it that there's a few cameras down there i love this mini tripod by the way manfrotto if you guys want to buy the same tripod i will link it right below and i will be linking my hoverboard right below oh by the way good news the guys over at motomove.com were so impressed with all the traffic that i sent to their site that they told me that they're hovering yeah hovering they're lowering the hoverboard price by a hundred dollars but even better you can still use my discount code for a hundred dollars so in a way it's discounted by two hundred dollars so don't forget to use my code david david all caps and you can knock it down from 700 to 500. and if you really really want a hoverboard honestly 500 is not bad at all because that's a hoverboard that i can highly recommend and trust i can't see anything in front of me i had to flip the screen too much green in my face you guys really can't see much the fountains on hell yeah this is my first time in the fountain on this year exciting times indeed oh my god aliens were here what does it mean what does that mean this could be the beginning of the end what is this hmm i love it over here it's very chilled it's actually a little chilly which i also like so you really can't see much there you go there's the infamous lights all right we are live on facebook.com david defranco tiff says mommy d does own me yeah she knows she knows she knows where's my drink you forgot to eat douche bags talk to them isn't it weird having two cameras it just fell play it off i know jab man hi guys sorry i don't know what to say oh you didn't have one i got mad why i just shook the whole camper it's not a twist off triggered oh it's in the bait right there i think it's in the basket david right here oh it's out here i think it's in a basket david got oh why thank you michael michael said sexy mama hi nathan i made her hi victoria and you did it did not make it terry from ynr nope not victoria newman victoria martin close charlie's here charlie hi charlie you didn't miss nothing just david burping for it big drowning off the bench look how big this thing is it looks like a freaking spider it looks like a spider okay jasmine you're gonna have the gtfo again chatman butt oh jasmine's breath i smelled let's see yeah i just smelled it again oh jazz poor girl good evening fam good evening charlie she can get no boys cheers to everyone i know jasmine you smell i love you though all right cheers everyone what time is it cheers somebody wants to know boring tea oh what time is it here i think like it's 2 or 2 a.m for some reason i can't see my clock justin you just messed up my first drink of the night do you have like 80d i might have 80d self-proclaimed 80d all right i can stop the vlog now be careful i'll check in in a bit all right the stream is over my phone died so that's it mom thank you for shipping with me oh thank you no thank you sorry as i really cut you out of the frame do you have any last comments um i have to pee just kidding what that's it for the weekend vlog no just for time oh my god he's like holding himself dancing in the background i think it goes so bad just had a nice hang going to the lake hang out so what you call it stream no stream no i'm not going to sleep unless i went to lake this lady i got yelled at because you took my dog and hid oh my god dude just go to freaking bathroom i'm just waiting for you god that stuff is good it's the other side i think driver's side hello trey can i rest against you he always pees on that tree when we get here this campground sucks i love them just the people here suck i'm kidding i'm kidding all right i'm taking my drink into the bathroom with my cat wait can you take my camera can you vlog in there seriously here's ladies perverts david what are you doing i'm recording you are you still vlogging i didn't know the whole time i hope i shut it off is there anyone in there no i hope i shut it off look at this you're in the ladies room what if somebody goes in here stop hello ladies what is somebody coming in thank you i'm not going sonny's nothing no she's kidding let's get it you're perfect put your shirt in like yeah my shirt's all weird what are you trashy ow did you hit you too i hit my tooth i hate that why did you take it off here this camera works put it on it's fixed you shouldn't be drinking in public it's a campground that's the top i know i'm not an idiot pretty much you went in the bathroom and took your shirt off that's an idiot ladies room that's called pervert you're a pervert oh she's so lucky she probably went right to bed it looks like i just did it in there i know did you see it once again by the way can you see me yeah did you see once again i wanted to grab my hat in the front and i played it off i'm like that happened on the beach last year that's so funny you're so cool not oh david excuse me this that makes you hold on oh let's go my car hold on where you going you won't do it upper body strength i told you i'll do it you're too drunk but it's not as easy you're too drunk and stupid i'm not drunk you're too stupid you're too fat you can't do it no more you're out of shape i'm going to mom this stuff is so good i'm not even drunk i wish i was i'm like mildly tipsy all right i'm going to say good night for now oh my gosh mike better thank you again for sharing tonight you're welcome we'll see you in the morning for breakfast and then the zoo if it doesn't rain here there's like a 90 chance of a race isn't gonna rain more tomorrow's gonna be gorgeous i'm kidding peace peace temp good morning everyone baker you can never go wrong with bacon mom thank you screw that and you share it already props show it off come on hold on hold on come here you're a silhouette no i didn't do makeup come on come on pose oh hey there you go are you in pain from your weightlifting last night i am are you aching my whole body not me eat i'm eating outside i know but i can get your toast and your eggs i'll help you laying out the welcome mat rainbow six siege i will be outside a lot today new shirt new shorts i love it look at this gray coordination that's one of the best quotes ever what oh and here's the finish speaking well there's not much left we ate at all mom thank you for everything you do oh okay you're right seriously i would be dead without you i'd probably have to eat maui i'm going outside later you and i shall make sweet sweets love a win-win hoverboard no don't you think i'm talking to jasmine yeah keep going oh my god this is camping in style scrambled eggs ketchup bacon and one egg over easy this is my idea of a perfect breakfast mom thank you for everything i know i thank you a lot she's not here right now i'm thanking you in general mom i'm thanking you on camera right now thank you for everything you do better be yeah i'll buy you like an ice cream cone or something later save it because i'm eating ice cream you see oh i'll buy you like a granola bar or something whatever you eat yes you can i had granola bars on my diet that's probably why i didn't work exactly what's that contraption sonic toast white like me and my women although if i had to go ride for a weekend i wouldn't mind so ladies hit me up all right is it going all right watch this multitasking coffee hoverboard this is the life ladies and gentlemen i don't know if it's recording it is there's a red light and we're going to unbox this later a bluetooth padlock which i'll probably get the dags i don't need it but i said yes because it just helps me build my build my brand uh worse on ios and android 128 bit encryption and the battery life is up to two years that's a long time you can use your thumbprint on touch id you can use your thumbprint to unlock it on your phone i'd say i haven't thought that much more it tracks and it's weatherproof it's basically the perfect padlock that's the perfect woman thank you that's perfect dog yeah it is this is the perfect body all right how do you good boy pants guys i just skateboarded from there down to there making progress and i hope i'll get on video later if you don't mind recording like a bruising you don't mind recording today later okay jeez not really exactly it's a contract true jasmine's head it's freaking rotten you jasmine's head's all wet they don't like you they like mama i know they all hate me you know i was thinking wouldn't it be crazy if i ended my youtube career on my 10-year anniversary and then i moved on to something else that that would have been i don't know it's not the worst idea but i wouldn't do it because sometimes you gotta quit while you're ahead thing is the thing is sometimes you gotta quit at something good and then start something else because i'm telling you if i ever quit youtube i would put so so much time into branding my blog and everything and running like a business like selling a product or something yeah i make a decent living off of youtube so that's not it's not going to go anywhere anytime soon where are you going hunter oh there's a frog making noise come on let's go see it 100 pants you just peed outside over here coming this way there's a frog over here who's that right there i saw something move several things move he's somewhere around there oh there you see on the screen the wrong way david why did he make those noises probably a mating call i don't know i love frogs yeah you said i love you i love you i love you and that right there is the most extreme form of wildlife you'll see here at driftwood ii campground yup besides the snake kept saffron accused it was a horse fly was blind oh look at him he is attacking mom in real time okay here let me take hunter bye come on i hate horseflies horseflies suck he bit you that's pretty va yo i don't think you got me horseflies yeah horseflies gotta love them we're here now okay they came in zoo in case you didn't hear me before um is mine actually i don't think i ever officially said hit me zoo so here's the deal all three batteries are low because i'm an idiot one is like batteries yeah one is nine minutes the other has like 12 and one is 18. so i'm gonna try to get like straight in the back 20 minutes of zoo footage so i'm gonna try my best to not talk that much and that's really difficult for me park and zoo area matt you are here we're going over here now does this sign apply to my hoverboard let's go in oh this is nice should have brought my skateboard now that would have only slowed me down i'm a total noob yeah it's fine your tags out a little bit but you're good fix my taxi that's a silver fox as opposed to firefox he's cute furry these are the sea otters they're snuggly wait am i even showing the right thing on the camera yeah i can't see there he is he's like there you i want go i want two there's i was 10 10.6 i believe it's 10.6 right i'm losing track now that we're all but there's landmarks and there you see some wild birds not really the snow leopards over here we just saw him off camera he's in that building right now bird drama and here's this guy the keanu reeves he's just chilling excuse me mom's arm sorry call me i cannot see the screen there he is cute do you think they'd come looks like turtles on the bar look at him yeah there's a lot of turtles and uh ducks i know their bushes go in the air oh donald look that's cool it's focusing on the tree hold on tap to focus i wonder if they flip there you go look at that tap to focus the background's focused but not the foreground yeah oh my goodness oh my goodness mother turtles the redneck wallaby right there look at this guy i wish i could do that with my neck he is straight up chilling dad's talking to this uh thing i forget that the reeves something the keanu reeves i call it he's cute look at that booty it's all washed out i'm sorry mom that's very sad if you want you can borrow my g500 i love it over here look at this straight up trace stop judging you can't be 110 100 mathematically you are correct but optimistically it's also fine nice short statement thank you i actually bought clothes for once look at this god i could camp out here right there and wake up with a bear in my i'll pitch a tent pitch in the tub right now nah nah don't worry it's flat it's my back just street why would you kid about that i need my shirt giraffes are coming up really yeah it's the draft area american holly it's so nice over here and perfect that bird almost hit me i should say you know this bridge closes at 4 30. it feels so good it's nice and shady i'm a lot of positivity here i like it because i look angry all right now i'll get to snow lab on video this is the red panda eevee chilling it is not related look at him go i think he's cleaning himself very cute look at that face he's grooming himself look there's a better angle leopard just got up because it's time to eat wait come back the other way come back jack come back he's going under again and he's down dude there's a leopard much better shot this is a great shot he's gonna say texture that's more of a cutter your fist i knew that i want to ride one damn zoom out you noob beautiful nose they're bringing food i think yep right back there what a cool job to have look at him he knows he knows he's smart i know he's gonna pounce give me food get the video ready this could be vile material happening right now right here this is like the last of us beautiful shots keep zooming the wrong way i'm not used to using his hand oh my god i want one let's take it there you go very nice a little overexposed but it's not bad you're overexposed look at his mouth so cool beautiful animal the focus is tracking his mouth this is great and look it's not focusing on the tree excellent love this camera i'll link it below if you guys want to buy it zebras i love zebras very interesting creatures look david a wild squirrel oh my god an actual that's squirrel i see these all day at home i love them i love squirrels ring-tailed lemur where is this ring-tailed lemur the first one to find him wins what is it a ringtail lemur uh i see him i think i see one way back there last time he's cute i remember doesn't he run i don't know if i'm zooming yeah there's definitely he's definitely way back there i can't see the screen but he's black and white you're back in the corner on the ground more like gray and white i love this guy he's like a giant rodent he's so cool why keep repeating yourself because i thought i was recording just kidding very cool and we just spent about 10 minutes staring at turtles there's a lot of them there's one right there there's a lot of fish over there too we were just watching them chase the fish that's pretty cool and there's a big one right there and right there walking across the bridge and i was hooping and hollering and screaming more turtles and ducks come here cookie want cookie one cookie you wanna go for a walk what would you do if you woke up and nothing was in your bed freaked me out we found a turtle orgy those are really tiny fish amazing look at they're just chilling oh my god they are dry we have more over here there's the american black bear there you go cute there's another one over there even bigger it's a bear here's this playground kind of a big old tire right there got a little pool to play in a bunch of toys plenty of shade some trees around all day look at that seagull and their lifespan in captivity is 30 years 18 in the wild so there you go the zoo definitely has benefits for these animals we have found a jab man come on turn around little guy for the camera danian he's got the cutest face there you go so cute champion champion probably since they're being fed right now over there this battery's still going impressive okay guys so cute there's the african lion kind of a silhouette but you guys get the idea of the main and there's the other one it's kind of pacing back and forth great shot though very nice there's a cheetah really he just drops down as soon as i get him on camera where'd he go it was a silhouette anyway it's like right here i know but where'd he go kind of like laying down i can see him with the camera oh yeah oh wait there is a little bit come on there you go maui no maui all the birds are freaking out a squirrel came by and stole his orange right there then he started freaking out and he took it up there in the tree and now they're all freaking out it's so funny very loud look at these two blue and gold mccall beautiful birds they're freaking out i'm sorry little guy you got thank you is he still up there eating yeah where is he oh there he is yeah i don't know they try to get on he got a whole lot of pizza orange i can't see i want to see if he goes back before hold on let me use the branches as reference i want to see if he goes back before where is he no i know i'm on camera i'll wait i lost him shake i can't find him on camera but he's definitely out there hello hello hello hello how are you how are you hello hello what's up one hello time for the camera please hello thank you hello hello how are you goodbye hello hello goodbye this one's standing really really still please walk slowly and quiet oh my god it's open so cool welcome to jurassic park a bunch of birds down there hey i think he wants me maybe not this is a cool area i like this they're just flying around freely so cool hey little guy beautiful look how close the flamingos are incredible oh my god i love this camera the g7x could never pull this off hey you're very tall this is a very friendly bird i don't even took my finger off on camera hilarious mom he's cute and check out this bee display very cool look we're going through here i don't know how it works but i'm assuming it's complicated he keeps scaring me is it a crow yeah what kind of crow yeah i was gonna ask you that and here's some raptor eggs that's an ostrich look how big that is really oh canada goose not canadian well done kmae seriously lava right there look at the rafter egg up there nice oh the scarlet abyss fell off its egg some bald eagles he's huge and up here we have a peacock just chilling i know he's like watching the whole place it's pretty sweet the eagles are so cute all right there you go hi naked donations everywhere you go officially exiting this part of the zoo now dad's favorite part of the zoo the food right does anybody walk in here dad loves his animal crackers donations everywhere mom you're right that's good though the animals need as much help as they can get you sent me three pictures none of which i wanted chicken pop high no i i sent you like six i only got three i had some weird weird service coming in so i'll resend them none of which i want it mean a helmet no the the first one is funny is chicken popeye i know i don't want to picture a chicken popcorn anyway i asked dad he's never been to a two-way petting zoo you've never been to a tweet petting zoo yeah it's from offices yeah when the pets pet your back jim said it oh how does that fit your bag it's not it's a two-way petting zoo you pet the animals and the animals pet you back no i watched full house then you woke me up damn shut the tv off i didn't shut it off i went back to bed and died eventually shut it off for me i'm too tired but oh i was comfy af last night no you didn't treat me like a peasant you gave me more more more blankets than usual thank you always in there david i have reached post peasant status that's gonna be as cool as it was last night i'm not gonna have the air on tonight i don't like no hair oh it was so nice i was a little cold but i'd rather be cold and hot i can't slant something in the heat because you're gonna be in a tent in a couple weeks i know that's segway good job um i cannot wait to bring the tent yeah but that's on you it's on our spot right it's our spot for the weekend dude yeah yeah there's another one you know we're gonna get the spikes in the ground we're gonna have i actually will it's dirt under rockstar it's just this thin layer of rocks there's typically a solution to everything i'm still a wedding big time by the way this is still the same pattern we do walk on um sony fdr ax 53 david give you props i'll give them the d it's time to eat i'm not even dying nuggets thank you dad this isn't the dinos dino nuggets this isn't jurassic park we got fries with cheese on the side i've got a side of ketchup i got nuggets i got a baja blast i'm treating myself mom manga trail mix very exciting that i got animal cookies animal crackers so i never understand it i'm treating myself oh my god it tastes good yeah it tastes good i don't eat raisins i'd not do like twice a year now maybe three times a year i think a batter was done i thought so too the battery life on this camcorder is insane it gets really good we go back in now hold on yeah we'll feed them nuggets cheese fries good though i can't wait the couplers oh my god we could go there if you want david there's a squirrel here hey little guy come here come here no don't bite my hand just he's not going to bite your hand it's that squirrel what you think blair's house at the time he was running up and down our us his little claws around my hand it's so come good thank you oh my god here we go let me try to instagram oh actually hold on he might just pose for me here we go i'll show her now dad just try to hold it okay baby hold on where are we going always afraid of your phone got it so cute it is so relaxing here isn't it got a nice breeze sitting in the shade enjoying food time with family time with squirrels now can you try again so i got a video instead instagram.com is that him did he just run away he is over us well it was fun while it lasted he was using us just finished getting some b-roll of the hoverboard for my review so i'm trying a little bug off the mic uh but anyway i also just finished setting up the fire ton of sticks in here paper for kindling to get it started this has grease on it very thick piece of wood and this is just to keep it going up top the peak of it good good start and i have some wood over here for later and this i'm eventually just gonna catch on fire so i get like a giant torch which should look neat all right i've earned this sandwich tomato mayonnaise thank you mom for this i love tomato minis very simple but very satisfying what you got on your face i can feel it where is it over here i was back there getting wood oh my god it's okay guys i'm camping i don't care i don't care i can't see from my angle right there yeah i'll take a picture cool evidence what is this mom fried chicken fried chicken three different ways wait three i thought there were two nope this is you that's me that's dead wait a minute then what's that one the yellow pork rinds instead of bread oh i thought that was flour i was going to say why is it yellow no many people that's me right the flour and i never had it that's mine the flour yeah i love you mom thank you for everything you're watching i may not be here next week why we're not going to be here next week i just like to speak stupid you do it well two weeks two weeks we will be back yes a long one wait how long is the oldest kitten that we have right now because everybody else says friday night saturday night sunday night monday night going on tuesday nights basket oh mom this would burn really well um no do you mind yeah that fires me ba it is ready to go anyway dad and i are getting ready to unbox this the dog and bone locksmart in its own video no no i'm sorry not in its own video we're just gonna do it in the weekend vlog the only reason i did the macbook pro in its own video last time we were here is because it was so long and plus it's an apple product didn't and apple product deserves his own video so to the one who said steven why did she put this in the weekend vlog you're just looking for views first of all you're looking for content of course i'm looking for views i'm a content creator i want views are you stupid what and number two why not put it in its own video it's a macbook pro it's not a lightning cable it deserves its own video if you don't like my content you can gtfo i honestly will not take offense i don't care this message is brought to you by you only live once yeah you ready heck yeah i'm ready let's do this i'm hyped now always wear protection even though i wasn't in the b-roll i always wear protection review you'll see on tuesday or wednesday when you're doing his videos okay okay today we're reviewing the dog block un unboxing the dog bone lock smart dog bone which is a keyless bluetooth padlock looks really cool actually it's keyless it could be used for bikes lockers sheds gates fences and more all you need to get a drink you want something i want to chill water need your smartphone shared access one lock multiple users define user access tracking know when and who opened the lock it's kind of cool and secure uses 128 bit encryption which is pretty damn awesome the highest bluetooth security standard plus 256 big 256-bit cloud generated private key for added security i don't know how you're going to be locking with this but you can handle it um there's a battery in it it actually lasts two years before it needs charging and it will tell you when it needs charging um stainless steel shackle die cast zamek three zinc alloy body which means it will withstand the elements it will withstand hail rain hail snow or sunshine weatherproof from 20 degrees centigrade to 70 degrees centigrade which is going to pretty much handle everything in the country the u.s i guess we're going to unbox it and here we go good timing i need a knife maybe this should be in tune for this yeah um here it's not very sharp but it should do the trick and we probably need a smartphone we do my mine's charging over there can i smartphone remember this is in the weekend vlog so i'm going to show naturally but it looks really cool but you have to do an unboxing for these people aren't you yeah well now any review i'm going to do that yeah review it's a padlock so i figured it's part of the vlog what okay it's all done not today thank you mom is kind of cool can you show my chicken there's like a little magnetic lock on which is kind of neat cheers the magnets right there cheers cheers chairs are good tech i hate when you throw your lids around that i mean so all right because of the usb charger plug this damn thing is heavy what kind of usb micro usb i have like 50 of these cables at home and this is the lock oh and it is damn heavy it is heavy i never really like can i say no it's mine actually this is probably yours you obviously had to download the app which i'll do right now now hold this why is it so heavy is it titanium just kidding that's really heavy this is at least a dollar a dot a dollar doesn't make sense no the weight is that mary yes app store all right download the app lock smart so the micro usb cables on the bottom and that's it oh good you're gonna install it obviously you need it down it's locked obviously i feel hyper lock smart there we go i might find it there later and it's 20 hours to download oh that's free it's free it's right there it better be free what is this retail for by the way i have no clue wanted to search that on your phone i didn't do any research yet because i'm waiting until my final review gotta sign in with my itunes store password one two three four and we forget that best pass whatever the only thing i'm concerned about this is the weight no i don't see like a a manual method of opening this up in case this thing screws up and that is a good point i like to see a key on here i don't see a key which could really suck if you like something you lock something up and you can't get into this should definitely be a manual key well that's certainly something that i will mention in my review absolutely i don't i don't trust i don't trust it that is a good point how do you open it without does it set the screws up you're going to have to use both bolt cutters these look like buttons don't they but but they're not like i was going to say like maybe you could set a manual code on here we will find out bluetooth pairing request sure so far very easy setup process i guess any notifications definitely all right my padlock it's done hold on hold on can you unlock it tap to unlock here we go three two one that is cool that was really good that's pretty cool three two one that's pretty cool if you want one it's yours you can have it i've got a lot done my review i can lock my weed up with this it's pretty cool so what else do we have oh wait this thing's damn heavy um you can add users to use it and activity log you can try basically trace who's been opening and closing it and it supports touch id which i forgot to mention so basically you can use your thumb let's try it do you even use touch id on your phone i do now yeah hold this up touch id okay you tap the lock then you put your thumb on the touch id sensor to your dom boom now what is the range with it oh look it even tells you the battery life what is it currently at 44 that's not bad like if the battery dies it automatically unlocks when the battery dies i don't think so but it says about every last two years after you charge it so this is a long time so let's charge it up and we'll let you know in two years at the batteries if you guys are still watching come back to june of 2018. yep and we'll see if this battery is so good by then i'll be married hopefully oh i can't afford another wedding right now i don't want a fancy wedding honestly i don't i'm just going to go to vegas i was just talking to my friend kate about it she's doing the same thing classes please it's your day not everyone else let's charge it thank you i love it vegas is where dreams come from and this lock is damn as heavy and where you can get diseases oh it's available on android as well so for you peasants if you want are you gonna do the official review tomorrow then yeah after 24 hours of usage now i'll do it like a week so i had to do my hoverboard review my drone review and now i'm gonna do this yeah so you need to have it with you guys first up is the hoverboard that's coming out tuesday wednesday second i have it back in a week i have a lot of content coming out i love it can i have it stay busy contact companies can i have it back in a week yeah i don't need it honestly you need to review it no i know i'm just saying i don't need it from me it's just something to reveal it i will that's gonna charge at least that's 100 percent thank you good job thank you that was a lot of fun really long so i apologize we got bored but you could always fast forward i don't think it was born hopefully you enjoyed i no i enjoyed it it was fun it's a lot of fun it's texting and driving put your freaking phone down i can't stand people like that now i'm triggered nah i'm not i'm actually having a great day beautiful weather with my family enjoyed some drinks saw some gorilla gorillas saw some animals i was thinking about the gorilla thing overall a great day i just flew the x5c i don't think we're gonna fly the vampire anymore today well i didn't fly at all today but i'm gonna fly tomorrow um so i get some video at home without killing someone i just don't trust myself with it i hear some chicken covered in creme brulee or whatever that is pork rinds pork rinds fried chicken flour this looks banging mom tomatoes yeah that's it thank you thank you mom i don't know why i think that okay i just threw it together green beans you don't like eggs no why we used to come back to her house at night and he is my first real girl well alyssa is my first real girl i was so young man that's not a girlfriend and i showed her things that she'll never forget gina i'm kidding oh it's debatable now uncle dave's taking back this is very irresponsible drinking on a hoverboard now uncle dave is taking care of her play cried soon look at the sunset in the background beautiful where is everybody i know where is everybody campground it's going downhill sometimes dave look at this oh my god i think there's that yeah because i think there's nothing to do for the kids that's a really white haunted pants i know it's gotta be a big part of it we can't even find any other campgrounds that will have us around here dave besides driftwood daddy can i come back here on thursday i will go up and down and look at the other channel you're coming back here thursday no two weeks okay okay are we done like right time hold on we're going back i'm coming back i would buy a volkswagen american dude no you were this close to pressing record if you haven't bought this yet please do so only five hundred dollars with my discount code i say only but honestly this costs less than an ipad pro can buy an ipad pro come on you got to spend money to like okay this isn't going to make you money but it's going to make you it's going to make you happy it's going to make you very i'm going to entertain you oh come here okay i got to really get a picture that sunset this right here is like an icon of my youtube career what are the chances of my getting this for free for review for my upcoming 10 year anniversary that almost fell over this means guys if you keep trying in life you can have anything you want and i mean anything anything we'll do portrait if you're not don't do that i get so high it's like if you want to manchester there's no reason why you cannot live in a mansion you are launched there's no reason whatsoever why you can't have something in life and i realize this is just a hoverboard in the big picture i'm gonna get you think about david don't be lazy i love when the cold stuff comes out i screw this system let me just say this eventually you reach a point in your life where you just don't care you're live you can do anything you want in this world if you want a bungee jump go bungee jump that's perfectly legal so that's a stupid example what are you saying we're all going to die we might as well do something we love now i get confident af when i drink let's go fight a deer come on two deer maybe seriously though do something you love please exit the cat area thank you for visiting driftwood resort enjoy your ride home be safe hi kitty i don't know what i'm doing we're here guys there's somebody hi kitty activating night's mood in three two one i need your light please i need to buy a light for christmas i have one mine doesn't really come off i don't think i feel like i just did this clip last night where i unscrew it on camera and bore my viewers to death not your father's root beer it wouldn't hurt i really don't need to bring a new plate each time huh hi guys i don't even see him yet i didn't see him yet oh baby oh god he was right here where'd he go there's one yep there's one hi baby where's the orange one oh there is oh one of them all right let's do this i want to go lift some weights okay baby oh he's like looking at me like all the trees down here oh gosh oh boy okay i'm sorry to scare you guys i just gotta get my camera real quick if you don't mind sorry hey come here it's okay i'm just taking my camera you enjoy your food we'll see you in two weeks a little bit yeah yeah we'll bring more guys next time more next time guys more guys next time is in good english we saw a lot of stuff in the trash tell them we saw electronics pa systems lots of twisted tea cases yes um listerine bottle a mattress a tree a hose it's a retractable thingy weed bushes um and a dead baby which wasn't funny no just kidding that's not funny it was your joke for once not mine um oh zombies and like uh a bottle like yeah something like that a candle a wine bottle with a hanging thing with a candle in it are you drunk no no wait what do you say they go pump some iron yeah don't follow me as an example but do you want those pop things you throw out the ground that's what she gets them to throw i'm sure what's wrong i do bomb bags this is true can we watch the cats please blamings that was a week so watch the cats please yeah let's watch the cats not you guys you saw enough plus bus footage we have arrived at the gym dang i'm getting tanned we're going to work out 15s tonight that's all i need because i'm already pretty buffet i'm getting 10 now wanna you are getting tan according to uh lynn jones people love you duh no just kidding she didn't say hello tan because i ain't i'm pasty white i'm like a stick of chalk do it mom this is what you needed you calling me fat no i think you said that yesterday flying program oh hi sully me near mrs gulch all right there goes there's a boss did you see a question picture mrs gulch who's that on my facebook the old lady knows that i'm just going to get toto mrs gulch yeah i never knew that was her name i just call her the witch the wicked witch of the west well she's no she's not the witch the witch of the west though ray's the bad one the east is a good one right but this is before she goes to oz but i think it's the one who turns out to be the wicked witch spoiler alert i just don't want it goes to get toto but the witch of the east is the good one right yes which which of the west is the bad one i think which but is gulch is the one that comes to get toto away from dorothy at the farm you look so confused a little drunk i didn't like the new oz movie i got bored did you ever finish it no it's very rare that i totally finished a movie it just bore the crap out of me why am i riding a bike when i'm riding a bike wizard of oz why am i riding a bike when i'm riding a real bike although i will say i'm looking very forward to the wizard of no the beauty and the beast remake that's going to be on mars all right why do i always want to go backwards there you go yes i'm gonna bomb um isn't this great we should find a german seaside and just crash it i was gonna say vomit vomit's not a good word two words actually if you get wait usb look you can charge your usb things i think nice this is actually a lot of fun i like this if i actually went to gyms then i'd go to gyms actually i went to a gym in stockton a couple times felt good but i never really stuck through with it all right i need to get off me too no i still have to go all right you ready to go yes gotta get back and start that fire but we worked out for three minutes goodbye jim see you in two weeks yoga that's awesome you're awesome that is not a bad fire i had to wait five days look at that now granted a lot of it isn't thanks to uh the grease but i also put a top piece of wood fried chicken to keep it going my fried chicken wow thank you mom it's pretty tall we're going to start the facebook stream soon talk to you guys answer questions all that stuff it's looking good very nice i approve so the cabin just pulled up well the people in the cabin and i thought they weren't here anymore this weekend i stole four pieces of their wood right there you would think tell no i'm not gonna go put it back that's weird i took four out of like 15. i don't think i don't think they're gonna notice i feel kind of bad but not really it's just wood i don't know i love my laugh at the end of what come on catch you later come on you got it instagram.com david how much is that for real fire is pretty consistent i'm liking it are we okay it's looking good all right the facebook stream is going we're gonna go right there it's happening live facebook.com david frankel follow me right below are those people you just let it just do this about any probiotics digested no they had that sticker for a reason all right firewall time show me please uh connection's can we get jumped off the wi-fi jumped off that makes sense cheers sorry guys if you can hear us we have a bad connection don't chase fireball with root beer the naturopathic zoo pair not good much much better swiss let's see i just want to go grab my glasses i forgot they're not on i'm super bored oh it's like sitting here talk to them i don't know what's going on in the oven yeah thank you for streaming mom you're welcome you're drunk i'm not nauseous and tired i'm over tired excuse me i drank you step forward mom's being in the water bottle bucket bowl good night guys i love you i will see you in the morning you really love them i still do drink well some of them i didn't call me if you're hot i love you oh hello i love you all i really do thank you so much for making this possible you're changing my life good morning everyone and happy father's day to all the fathers out there and the single mothers because i know you do uh you know that whole two for one job dealio so props to you beautiful day really really beautiful day i'll check my watch but it's off i haven't charged it once this weekend but just imagine the beautifulness all over your skin seriously that was really nice i didn't show it yesterday but i actually went in the lake with 100 pants only to there like right here on my legs because i don't want to get my shorts wet but next time i'm here in two weeks for a long long weekend i promise you i will be going in the lake large pond whatever you want to call it um and getting some footage for you guys maybe i'll even bring my gopro because i have like a flotation device i think do i yeah yeah yeah i do so basically if it sinks it comes back up and it's a bright orange so i can find it i got it for the purpose of using it at seaside but i never actually used it as he said because i think i forgot it last year so it would be good to put that to use with the waterproof enclosure of course and with that said i'm considering getting a gopro session i believe that's waterproof by the fault i could be wrong we'll see but yes it's definitely a beautiful day perfect father's day weather perfect father's day weather christian's coming over later so we're gonna have the whole family together good times good times ahead and there's that you know me i always got to show the water before we leave usual exits so stay at the camper i'm thirsty on that drinking last night good times now chatman's ready to go hey jamion god i love you you're such an awesome dog best dog ever she is ready to go home i think she's actually driving home right jess oh you're the passenger okay that's cool the air is on she's fine jason be safe dad happy father's day thank you david come here uh let me just hugs gotta eat a little video i think he's at home sapien i almost had sexual oh that's how you go on the back of the pickup is that sally's wood yeah we finally burned sully's wood then right thank you sully your wood was fantastic last night yeah i keep tripping over that it's a tree root we gotta cut it oh hoverboard good times oh my god really good times with that hoverboard is that how it goes it's like a really tight fit if you guys wanna link this bag in the it's supposed to be a tell you in the description i know mom just saying whoa take this trade david's launched i'm gonna launch all over you if you don't you put it in weird sorry she's trying to help because everybody wants to see your butt there ladies go disclaimer this is a good disclaimer i didn't charge the hoverboard once this weekend and i use that a lot the battery life muy bueno magnifico that means very good we're magnificent well yeah yours means my goodness you need to clean your hoverboard that's another thing it will scratch you just can't think like that it's like a skateboard you're guaranteed to get stuffs true that's what happens when you do extreme sports david look i see the spot for you there's the jug of water i was going to say why is it so light i found the chunk of water daddy pretzels see yeah on the floor see you guys on the road did you get a picture yet with dad yeah i did oh no picture no video yes okay so let's get a picture nice pee and one more time would you go with them and bond you want to vlog in the bathroom dad all right i would you have i have and i will continue to do so in the future hi hunter he's like that's gtfo and jasmine is sitting in the truck and then i can say hi to her okay i i did already hey uncle johnny happy freaking father's day your pervert stay in there although i will say it felt pretty good when you touch my left leg you're sick serious question do you think they have access to netflix in there i watch orange isn't it so watch orange is the new black they probably see the women on the screen and then i'll drop their pants because yeah oh yeah i'm smart enough to have that place but i'm sure somebody snuck a bonus prison is really as nice as orange's new black they kind of haven't made that well i've seen things in prison before it's not that bad like that kind of prison probably isn't that bad they have classes and everything i've never understood like why inmates are given education i mean i know they want them to get a job when they get out now are they paying for it afterwards at least no of course that's it's to rehabilitate them so when they get out of jail they can yeah but then they head up a back again our head hit up the mat and they get thrown back in two weeks later jail just to get back in i never said that i would learn my lesson if i ever come exactly to jail i'm all i am all i'm all for second chances and i'm all for freedom but i'm also all for clearing the waste of this world harsh words i know but there's a lot of ways there's a real church like the person in orlando waste of space waste of space oh that that is not a second chance there are certain things you don't get a second chance for well that's why they shot him i know unfortunately i wish they could torture him first then kill them no filters guys no filters my okay people get to that point that's what i don't understand i think it has to do with their family seriously i can't kill a book me neither like i i feel bad if i kill a fly life let's learn that many lies i can't i can't i can't kill a bug and feel okay with it you have to not realize what you're doing so my whole thing in life is and this is very dark but it's the truth the question that you should ask yourself is shouldn't you want people to show up to your funeral yes that's the thing you want people to show up too exactly i mean there's people who think i'm a waste of space i don't care i think you're wasting space too so you can slowly rock squirrel literally a squirrel just ran across the street you were sick you were saying mother i don't know stupid squirrel that squirrel can rot waste of spit i just kidding i love scorpio squirrels are better than humans but i'm kidding i love squirrels yesterday was better than most humans that squirrel yesterday he was pretty ba we were feeding him for like 15 minutes he bit mom so mom could have rabies for foreign and he would grab me with his little polls when he took the food his little claws you were just driving hands-free with that truck coming towards us don't do that don't talk about my squirrel fair enough next stop wawa because hunter pants he needs his egg basket yup oh i'm gonna text david yep say mama mama's getting an egg basket well no happy father's day that too for help we made it i did not record at wawa guys i apologize crazy it was really crazy there but our egg basket bless you was that a for sale sign on jameson that's testing my bike um thank you bless him thank you but our egg basket was great right is that a for sale sign on june's laundry shout out to david banther yes egg basket good basket with hot sauce not bad oh my god and sausage hot sauce i love sausage patties patties let's park the camper guys hold on tight that's a bad driver today we're not gonna go there yeah maybe later maybe later david oh hello just enjoying my fine 20 ounce wild coffee in this nice pool in a sweltering hot day i'm not wearing a bathing suit yeah you are i am you can clearly see it coffee in the pool is not a bad idea it's a terrible idea no you might you might think it's hot but no think about it he's just hanging out with a pool naturally cools you off as i've switched up down the side of my face 100 pants that i played already where is mr pants man that is a nice camera sexy i am i'm glad i kept that it's not as heavy heavy as the ax-33 oh do i bore you i'm sorry i'm tired kristen should be here soon yes with hopefully bailey do you think bailey's coming i really hope so i haven't seen bailly in what a few months i can't remember if bailey swims i really hope so remember they were on the pool copper together yeah so should probably swim get my poochies all together and we'll have a party party party party party party party party party para para did you say your own potty in the pool party it's jack you make me so mad you make me so mad i'm done bye bye bye mom bye felicia i don't understand what that is i don't know what it is one of my most hated phrases i don't know what it is by felicia who's the friggest fully i said i don't understand we gotta ask anthony anthony's i was gonna say anthony says it yeah i don't know what it means either i think dad just texted me standby the pool was magnificent i passed out in the chair so nice woke up dehydrated jumped in nice again time to edit chris is not here yet so i don't know how much i'm gonna get her on camera so let's mode alright time to edit i gotta get some of this done i don't want to be up too late tonight but knowing me i'll probably be up late anyway because my goals do we get vlog outs for you guys every monday all right it's been months months been hours since i've vlogged i got sunburned look at this look at this i'm not really that right there yeah that's more natural that way kristen and bailey are here yeah there's bailey bailey how are you sit shake good girl these two were just playing kristin how are you hey mrs caputo hawaii perfect was it beautiful amazing beautiful that's where loss is recorded not a single did you see harley did you see the hatch the others the others were there smoke monster how did you get your watch lost did you i did i did i watched most of it you know watch the whole thing yeah okay anyway it was all a dream happy father's day dad thank you here we go oh hello oh get with your kids i want to get a picture it's free wait this isn't your birthday that's right so i guess we're not singing over here really we can sing if you want i just cheered i don't know i just pictured i'm switching hands he takes out trees hey barry hi harley daddy i want to get a get a gift a picture you look good it's all about the guests with you isn't it mom i smoke who else has a cat you're looking autumn's amazing what's wrong there's me she shouldn't be up there no she's she's a great cat yeah she's trying to get daddy's cake yes he is that looks really good mom i made it did you make that i'm just gonna say did you make that yourself no that's obviously you know just saying yes i just kidding i love strawberry shortcake shout out to sweet spiral right see to our bakery is it sweet awesome best name ever tag them seriously genius name i have first taste just kidding it's perfect so kristen what is new in marriage it's pretty much the same old it's just official now yeah me too that son killed me okay uh please a little slither so you people you're the best mom david did you keep your favor he ate me you didn't even keep the pretty box oh we use it as kindling i'm kidding i don't even know where that is honestly do you know where yours is it's this one oh okay the weekend vlog is underway an hour and 32 minutes so far not bad announcement oh just the dogs the doggy all right mine first i guess yep this yeah i'm joy this is yours yeah why is he lifting me i wrapped it very really really christmas wrapping paper that's all we have totally done today but it's funny my watch died i need to put it back on maybe i put color in your face okay mr toomey oh yeah okay dad my battery life's slow thank you bless you thank you oh my god okay chris i'm gonna walk chris indoor park this is not funny my battery is low wow cool nothing fancy but i figured it's your drone that you can use and not not really worry about it all right this is the same one you have yeah well that's that's a dash one that's the same same as chris's turn it around it's cool right yeah why is turning around this is a better picture you're welcome enjoy it i love that one it's nothing fancy but it's my favorite drone so far thank you good prob okay now enjoy jasmine six axes the crazy about me this one next box yeah sure so it wasn't supposed to be heard on friday oh darn them for being fast oh so oh i don't have any tools it's already open i already opened this check it i checked it welcome to 2007. you got the blue one what is it dad what is it it's an ipad max ipod i can't open it i love it that's what i want now yes nice very cool nice i have that one in blue i have that one in black dad i don't really use it it just sits there it's nice now it's like an ipod touch mini in a way dad i'm curious why for your car yeah for the car okay cool i love it it's awesome nice enjoy it looks really nice okay it's very blue doesn't it no no more playing radio yeah oddly enough yeah fm radio yeah i didn't expect that here they go it's like they're fishing watch the macbook thank you mom okay yeah you close it it's fine thank you okay hey stop stop stop break it up stop all right that worked real well no no all right didn't you do it it works come here bailey bailey bailey really kristen it's an accident no no yeah right no no there's too much in there kristen come on this is from kristin oh so this cereal getting them all oh it's mickey mouse you want to think this little card has a great big father's day hello cute how many dollars does it take to change lights it's like cards and then a card takes him three hours to explain how he'll do it father gives me a chance to say some things that don't say open them apart i love you and i said let you know my dad i know that kristen this is red grounded is hard it's father's day so you're getting a card i almost forgot monkey card cute that's cute perfect i love it lots of cards and cards this is a keeper and that's itunes are you crazy that's because you're not getting you guys 50 really well done how do i do this well please hold on very self-explanatory you can scan it too dad the code you were walking too fast i'm like slow down your expression is that the picture yes i love your expression i was looking at her feet telling her slow down it's so tender guests from hawaii thank you kristina you wanted to make it it's an oven mitt i think oh that's cool more presents kristen got me k-cups original lions very cool dad what is that you got cookies cookies kristen how was the flight you can never go wrong with coffee kristin thank you very much kristen's first hoverboard experience i just get up on it brought to you by emojimove.com hey y'all good job now just relax relax relax pinch a penny i'll lean forward a little bit your feet your feet there you go there you go it's like falling no it's not gonna fall trust me it doesn't want to drop you it's not going anywhere bleeding no no no you don't really lean oh god kristen really i haven't seen anyone fall yet okay is that it or no you just step on actually came on can you hey you just you just relax i wasn't even moving at all because you were moving no what you engaging your abs you actually feel it down here let me try all right i thought i was bleeding i felt wet this is the first time man i held up my corner you just get rid of it now there you go trevor bailey you got me or you got him you stay there just in case you lean forward a little bit back now spit hey yup come follow me follow me oh god you're panicking just relax right just walk i do not go away what'd you say you rather just walk yeah okay well one's beard hello mr d right okay let's walk good job david thank you we're supposed i know i never turn left you notice that it's like i'm zoolander i don't turn left i i only turn right i'll try to turn that there i'm not good at turning that yeah but i turn right better say that's quick hold on how's it going ready this is gonna be a sharp turn want to remove there you go i love that dad i just want to thank you for a fantastic weekend i apologize to the tree i took down that driftwood obviously you are going to say it obviously the tree one it is what it is we'll show you guys in two weeks i haven't seen it yet what it won because it's still standing right you didn't take it out the camera looks great though it does oh my god you definitely look so much thinner mom you're sucking up no i'm serious you look thinner you look sick but in a good way hardly you guys have a good dinner with me friday night i'm having a filet i'm allowed that fillet just nobody's dad it's father's day you're not gonna happy father's day seriously why because i have to get back this vlog's gonna be over two hours long i i had to watch the entire thing now it's fine i got something i think i want to do anyway but i love what i do go to bed with me please yes thank you for a great weekend i'm tired thank you guys for driftwood good times you're welcome thank you it's a shame that your daughter almost fell on the hoverboard good news that was funny good news that metal shield that's replaceable too oh good i don't think i'm gonna do anything with it cause you really can't tell and that's one of those things you would replace with the awning anyway dab i mean you you get about five years out of it all i need that before it looks like crap i know so that's fine that's fine no all of those two pieces will be good to go you can't even tell if i'm here but i know it's an issue doing a whole conversation for yourself excuse me that's all good i won't say hi to joe no she didn't see me but i was wondering what if jody heard you say what you said on the stream what i'm not going to repeat it now it's time to masturbate yeah you said you're going to go in the bedroom to masturbate i was drunk last night i was drunk and then i came and then i started i was so out i come down i get miserable tired by the way guys i was just editing and i want to make a quick comment the whole biking and drinking thing is not safe i don't condone it but i'm not saying don't do it just saying if you do it make sure it's on a highway be responsible yes make sure make sure you're on a really really busy ride no seriously biking and drinking is completely different than drinking and driving completely different because one if i get into an accident on my bike i'm likely the only person that's gonna get hurt i'm not gonna hurt anyone else yeah i'm on a campground i'm not on a busy ride exactly yeah his decision making no good oh no i don't really make that good decisions now but i'm transparent you guys so i just wanted to make that clear anyway oh my god this lighting is fantastic all right guys i'm not going to announce this weekend's um giveaway winner right now because i have to look through all the comments myself dad plus this weekend vlog is very long so it's gonna take a while to get through uh but as always thank you so much for your support i will contact the winner directly and i will post them in the comments right below by tuesday or wednesday we'll see it depends on my schedule well what are you doing you sound so secretive yeah sit down what are you doing she's trying to make herself feel good about herself wow you look great i'm not talking about it anyway um so this weekend there is no giveaway next weekend i'll announce another giveaway i just don't want to rush it good good all right thank you guys so much for your support you guys have a great and productive week and stay tuned for my hoverboard review on either tuesday or wednesday i'll see you in tomorrow's video peace\n"