The Vlogger's Rant: A Journey Through Technology and Time

As I stood outside my hotel room, I couldn't help but think that I had made the right decision to leave the confines of my haunted room behind. The darkness and eerie atmosphere were starting to get to me, and I was grateful for the opportunity to fresh air and a new setting. "Hey guys, how are you?" I asked, addressing my audience as I took in my surroundings. "I'm outside now because I attempted to start shooting this video in my hotel room but it was so dark and it's also rumored to be haunted," I explained, chuckling at the absurdity of it all.

Salem, here I come! As I looked around, I couldn't help but notice the abundance of witches in this town. It seemed like a fitting backdrop for my video rant about technology and its rapid evolution. "My original video I planned on uh talking about technology and how it changes so quickly," I began, gesturing to my phone as if it were a tangible object. "So this rant was stemming from this article that I was reading about the Sony Xperia Z1 - it's a camera phone that's basically waterproof, you can take like blur-free photos, and you can do so much stuff."

I couldn't help but feel a sense of awe at the technology that had advanced so quickly. "Years ago, the technology that is inside of a computer or a high-end DSLR camera was now inside of your phone," I mused, shaking my head in wonder. "I don't even actually ever use use my computer anymore, which is the craziest thing." My first gaming system, I recalled, had been Nintendo - who would have thought that one day you'd be able to play games on a tiny screen? And then there was Super Nintendo and Game Boy, which required a magnifying glass and a little light attached to the screen just to see what you were doing.

As I wandered through Salem, taking in the sights and sounds of this witch-filled town, I couldn't help but think about how far we'd come. "When I think about that," I mused, "I can finally get what like my parents and my grandparents were saying is you know back in our day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to school." And then there was the issue of screen color - remember black and white screens? It seemed laughable now.

But as I continued on my journey, I realized that technology wasn't just about progress; it was also about accessibility. "My hope for the future is I really want some contact lenses that I can put in my eyes," I confessed, a twinkle in my eye. "It'll be GPS Wi-Fi - I can basically do everything that I could do on my phone in my eyes." The thought sent a shiver down my spine - would it hurt? Would I have to get something implanted into my head?

And then there was the audience tool on YouTube, which allowed me to see who my top fans were. "So if you guys aren't aware," I explained, "you can leave comments and like and stuff like that." One of my favorite top fans was Buck Hollywood - thank you, Buck! As I wrapped up my rant and prepared to return to my haunted hotel room, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the opportunity to share my thoughts on technology with all of you.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey guys how are you so I'm am outside now because I attempted to start shooting this video in my hotel room but it was so dark and it's also rumored to be haunted so I was like I got to get out of here like this is just not even happening it's supposedly haunted what's happening over here you're wondering where I am right now uh I'm in Salem quite interesting there's a lot of witches my original video I planned on uh talking about technology and how it changes so quickly so this rant was stemming from this article that I was reading about the Sony Xperia Z1 it's a camera phone that's basically waterproof you can take like blur-free photos and you can do so much stuff and I was just thinking like my phone can't do that and it's so crazy that years ago the technology that is inside of a computer or a high-end DSLR camera is now inside of your phone I don't even actually ever use use my computer anymore which is the craziest thing the only time that I really ever use my computer is to edit videos I do my email I do pretty much everything on the go when I was younger I my first actual gaming system was Nintendo regular freaking Nintendo and after that was Super Nintendo I and had a Game Boy it wasn't even a color screen like what color was the screen black and white do you know what we had to do back in our day we had to put a magnifying glass attached to our game boy with a little light on it so you would be able to play in the dark can actually see the screen so when I think about that I can finally get what like my parents and my grandparents were saying is you know back in our day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to school anyway I'm not even really sure where this video is going but I'm having a great time chatting with you guys and going for a little walk it also just really is surprising how many people are staring at me right now cuz I look ridiculous excuse me I'm Vlogging everything is just so loud ghost TS in here this place scares me okay I'm going to go because this is actually very difficult to try to film outside in which country my question to you guys is what do you think in 10 years from now we will be telling our friends our family our kids man you guys are so lucky because you have this now that we didn't have then my hope for the future is I really want some contact lenses that I can put in my eyes it'll be GPS Wi-Fi I can basically do everything that I could do on my phone in my eyes feel like that actually might be painful cuz I probably have to get something implanted into my head H also if you guys aren't aware YouTube has this thing it's called like an audience tool so I can see who the top fans are if you want to be a top fan I think you just leave comments and like and stuff like that I'm not 100% sure So currently thank you to these top fans I believe one of them is Buck Hollywood so Buck I love you I'm going to go back into my haunted hotel nowhey guys how are you so I'm am outside now because I attempted to start shooting this video in my hotel room but it was so dark and it's also rumored to be haunted so I was like I got to get out of here like this is just not even happening it's supposedly haunted what's happening over here you're wondering where I am right now uh I'm in Salem quite interesting there's a lot of witches my original video I planned on uh talking about technology and how it changes so quickly so this rant was stemming from this article that I was reading about the Sony Xperia Z1 it's a camera phone that's basically waterproof you can take like blur-free photos and you can do so much stuff and I was just thinking like my phone can't do that and it's so crazy that years ago the technology that is inside of a computer or a high-end DSLR camera is now inside of your phone I don't even actually ever use use my computer anymore which is the craziest thing the only time that I really ever use my computer is to edit videos I do my email I do pretty much everything on the go when I was younger I my first actual gaming system was Nintendo regular freaking Nintendo and after that was Super Nintendo I and had a Game Boy it wasn't even a color screen like what color was the screen black and white do you know what we had to do back in our day we had to put a magnifying glass attached to our game boy with a little light on it so you would be able to play in the dark can actually see the screen so when I think about that I can finally get what like my parents and my grandparents were saying is you know back in our day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to school anyway I'm not even really sure where this video is going but I'm having a great time chatting with you guys and going for a little walk it also just really is surprising how many people are staring at me right now cuz I look ridiculous excuse me I'm Vlogging everything is just so loud ghost TS in here this place scares me okay I'm going to go because this is actually very difficult to try to film outside in which country my question to you guys is what do you think in 10 years from now we will be telling our friends our family our kids man you guys are so lucky because you have this now that we didn't have then my hope for the future is I really want some contact lenses that I can put in my eyes it'll be GPS Wi-Fi I can basically do everything that I could do on my phone in my eyes feel like that actually might be painful cuz I probably have to get something implanted into my head H also if you guys aren't aware YouTube has this thing it's called like an audience tool so I can see who the top fans are if you want to be a top fan I think you just leave comments and like and stuff like that I'm not 100% sure So currently thank you to these top fans I believe one of them is Buck Hollywood so Buck I love you I'm going to go back into my haunted hotel now\n"