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We're Here for a Team Building Exercise

During our team building exercise, we decided to have some fun and play a game that suits everyone's mood - Hammertime! As it turns out, we're not friends today, which is a unique twist on the usual team bonding activities.

However, the tension was quickly broken when one of the team members shouted "Woo!" It seems like someone had other plans for the day and decided to start with an energetic call-out that caught everyone off guard. We can't help but wonder who came up with the idea to start the game without warning.

After some anticipation, our Car Boys arrived on the scene, bringing their energy and enthusiasm with them. Now, let's see how this unexpected turn of events unfolds!

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- We're here for a team building exercise.- Hammertime.- We're not friends today.- Woo!- Car boys.("William Tell Overture" by Rossini)- I'm gonna (bleep) you guys.(mumbling)- I'm just here for family.- Welcome to K1 Speed.We are a world class go-karttrack and racing experience.- Alright!- I wanna thankK1 for inviting us out,and giving me this opportunityto severely embarrass my friends.(go-karts screeching)- These races look gnarly,those karts can move.- Whose the best driver at Donut?Quite simply, me.- Feelin' pretty confident,used to go-kart a little bitwhen I was a kid.- I'm gonna destroy all these chumps,we're not friends today.- It's about to be mad spicy.- Nolan goeshigh, I'm gonna go low.If James goes low, I'm gonna go high.- I really, really wanna beat Bart,because Science Garage is inching towardsthe Up to Speed popularity.Let's see how well he doesthis show with a broken arm.- I get a lot of *beep*for my driving styleout on the streets.They call me, "Mr. Slow."But when you're on a short track in here,you're in my world *beep*.- Nolan is being super cocky.- I'm definitely gonnaput Nolan in the wall.- We'll see who puts whointo what.- Go, go! I'm ready to go kick some ass.Who ready?- You aren't here to pedalyour tricycles, this is racing.If there's not a skid mark in your pantsor blood on the track, you'renot pushing the limits.- We gotta push these limits.- Seriously, don't waste my time.Can you do that?My job is to give youguys the tools to win.What's the most important part of racing?- Family.- Absolutely not.100% driver mindset.- You guys are dead.- Driver mindset is onceyou leave your body.- So it's like an acid trip.- This is your average kart.Gas pedal's gonna beon the right-hand side.Left is going to be your brake.- Braking with your left foot?That's some Fred Flinstone type shit.- If you're a heavier gent...- Your kart is gonna be really slow.- Slower than...- Anyone else's.- Yeah, we got a chance.Where's the horn at?- It's gonna be aphysically audible thing.(loud yell)- How many people have died on this track?- I wouldn't know that.- After today, it'sgonna be at least four.Car boys.- Well, let's get you guys suited up.(chuckles)- That was a bad idea,I'm gonna get really hot.(grunts) I'm so fat.I wasn't always like this.- I can't even see.(upbeat music)- I think it's gonna be pretty messy,I think the guys are gonnahandle the track pretty badat the beginning.Especially because they'regoing into it cold.- Yo.Pole position.- Where's my lumbar support?(upbeat music)- Oh shit, I'm an adult in a toy.This could be dangerous.- I was killing in that first,until I was taken out the game by Bart,who just comes in, bumps me,and I completely spin out.- Ain't that a *beep*- What's up son?- I was sandbag, big time.To wait till one ofthe attendants came by.- Having spun a couplepeople, it's kind of fun.- I think he should be disqualified.- Turns out Bart is really dirty,He wrecks Ify in the firstturn, the third lap he came inon the side of me and justslammed me into a wall.Then he slowed down enoughto wave and drive away like,"Oh, see ya buddy."- You see a gap, and you don'tgo for it, you're no longera race car driver.Sorry James, what do you want from me?- (screams) Turn aroundand I just see Nolan,and he shoots me a look that's like,"This is for every timeyou've called me Folksy."He had a rage in his eyes.(upbeat music)- This thing is harder thanit looks in Mario Kart.- I thought Byron wouldbe doing really well,cause he's so light.But he's in last place.I don't know if he's too chill.- Rick James, 33 chains.Ocean air.- I'm pretty humbled by the first round,I was talking a lot of trash.- James got a little bit of an ego on him,and the track puts that ego to the test.- Bart wrecked me, and Ify.- I think they assessed thepanel and I still beat him.- That's a lot of fun,those things are a lotfaster than they look.- Nolan beat me.- And I'm kinda glad Nolan won,cause everybody *beep* on Nolan.- He was really cocky going in.- My world, *beep*.- Nolan is like my protégé.For him to beat me is infuriating.- I think I've won theguys' respect a little bit.- Nolan cannot win again,my strategy is to cheat.- I'm dead last at the first race,but I turned that corner,I see Fast and Furious.("Act a Fool" by Ludacris)I was super excited.What I didn't do on the track,I'm gone do in the videogame, baby. Let's go.- That chick is so hot.- You stepped off the kart track,and you stepped into Ify's track.- Boom. 2:19.- 2:14Woo!- I like Ify, I'm glad he's winning.- Oh, that's not my last name.- I'm worried about video games.- Been a while since I've playedthe Fast and the Furious.- I don't understand this game.- You suck, you suck, you suck!- I don't know if the physicsof that are entirely accurate.- Ah, ah, c'mon! Gimme that podium!- It does make me feel betterthat Nolan sucks at this.- Coin!- I was feeling bad about my mans Byron,he's just slamming toone end to the other.It was almost cartoonish.- A glitch!My license expired while I was driving.- We're doing race wars.- Going too fast, too furious.And I'm acting a fool.- If he kicks my ass.- Woo! Aw, man.Not only to dominate everyone,Just got another high score.I also got two top leaderboard scores.- Losing to Ify, it was tough.But I knew I could redeem myselfon the kart track on round two.- Try not to wreck anybodyinto the wall this time, Bart.- I'm gone stay away from Bart,because I already know what he's doing.- James. I want him in a good mood,so I'd like him to do pretty well.But, I also wanna put him into the wall.- I gave that guy a hundredbucks to slow down Nolan.I don't feel good about it, butI'll feel better when I win.- I got a little tricky, tricktrick, up my sleavy, sleavy.- Thought you saw fast.You're about to see furious.(bright music)- We line up on thegrid, everything's good,I'm in the number one position.- I basically built Nolan.I gave him my time, my love.How does he repay me?By beating me.I can't live with that.- The race started out beautifully.- Green flag goes down,I press the gas, and nothing happened.- Nolan's car was slow, I don't know why.Sometimes, you have to pay anattendant at a go-kart trackto shame your friendsback into submission.- My hopes of impressingthe rest of the Car Boyswere going down the gutter.- But Bart was cooking me.- We're here for a team building exercise.We're supposed to come out ofthis better than we came in.I think getting put into the wall,it really makes you grow as a person.- Once that power cameback, it was hammertime.- Before I know it,Nolan's back on my tail.- I knew I had to pass everybodyif I wanted to redeem myself.- And he passes me.It felt terrible.As I saw my protégé buildingdistance in front of me,I felt overwhelmed with pride.- I can't get around.- Little Nolan is no longer Little Nolan.'Cause he got into the 20's today.I like to think that Ihad a little hand in that.- Feeling good, improveda lot on my lap time.- Hey Nolan, good race.- Two weeks ago he's driving a camera car,couldn't keep up with us.You put him on these little go-karts,he's a flash.- Yeah! Let me out this condom.- I saw you had some mechanical problems.- What happened?- I saw the green flag drop, hit the gas,- Yeah, oh I thought you didn't see it,I thought it was maybe behind you.- Nah, nothing happened.- That is weird.Pretty fast out there, guy.- Thank you.- It takes a big man toadmit when he's beat.And I am a big man.Good race, buddy.- I don't like go-karts.- I think I have what it takesto be the number one driverin the K1 Torrance facility.- That was rough out there.But you know what, I'mlooking at the leaderboardand I don't see anyone's name up there.But if you go to Fast and Furious,you're gonna see my name on there twice.- I think me and my co-workersare closer as a groupbecause of this experience.- What I was interpreting as cockinesswas just confidence, and that's okay.- I gave him that little nudge,all those times I wasmean to him in the office.- I'm gonna wear this medalproudly tomorrow at work,let everyone know who'sthe top dog at Donut.- I think he proved he deservedto be a little confident.- I'm building thisbrilliant, strong young man.- Am I worried aboutNolan getting a big head?If confidence is whattranslates into Donut,I'm all for it.- I think deep down,now they see me as lessof a subordinate, and more of an equal.- But if he gets cocky in the office,I'm putting him into the wall.- I don't think the teasing will stop.But now they know what I'm capable of.- I am gonna take full credit for it.- I don't know what'sgonna come out of this.I just don't want him to keep doing well.- I think I've been acceptedas a Car Boy, it feels great.- I guess we learned a lot today.- Yeah.- Not only about racing,but about each other.- Family.- Family.- ♪ It's been a longday, without you my friend ♪- ♪ And I'lltell you all about it ♪♪ when I see you again ♪♪ We've come a longway from where we began ♪♪ And I'll tell youall about it when I see you. ♪- Hey!- One cool thing about K1 Speedis that they've got their own app.- Where you can track world wide records,your own improvement.- And you can see that I'mnumber one right there.Anytime I need a pick-me-up,now I can just look at therankings and remind myselfof this wonderful day.- I wanna give abig shoutout and a thanksto K1 Speed for allowing us to settlesome of our differences.They got a great track,a gagillion locations.It's really great for a date.I wouldn't know causeI've never been on one.Thanks for watching Car Boys!Hit that subscribe button.You wanna buy some cool Donut stuff?Go to Shop.Donut.Media.Follow Donut on Instagram @donutmedia.I love you.