**A Minute Straight: Unraveling the Mystery of the Hand-Tapping System**

It all started with a minute straight, where everything was in Japanese bro touch anywhere to continue please log in okay yes get it continue I'm trying to figure out how on earth this could possibly work. It'd be cool if you could like and I'm sure you could sync it up to like a battle bot or something you know they have like FPV drones, they're starting to put like FPVs on drift carts or just regular RC cars why don't they do FPV battlebots don't they I looked it up I couldn't find it anywhere that's so interesting that you look that up I know I just don't have the knowledge to continue to do that.

You know, I was trying to understand a proper use case for this thing or it's just a fun little experiment. Well, if we're going to make this work, let's get started! We need to figure out how to tap into this system and see what kind of possibilities emerge. Maybe we can create a whole new world of interaction and control.

**The Tap Code System**

I stumbled upon a fascinating concept that involves tapping on the screen with a specific hand gesture. The code represents a letter 'A' and a full circle indicates that the thumb needs to be tapped. It's like a secret language, hidden in plain sight. I'm not sure how to decipher it yet, but I'm excited to learn more.

To test this system, I decided to type as fast as I could with one hand, just this hand too. And then, you did the same thing. Yes, we're creating our own tap code, letter by letter. It's a challenge, and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

**The Power of Memorization**

Memorizing this system requires focus, attention to detail, and practice. If we can master this, who knows what other secrets are hidden in plain sight? Maybe this is the key to unlocking new levels of creativity and innovation. I'm determined to get better at this, and I hope you'll join me on this journey.

**Bulletproof Polo Shirts and Full Face Mirrors**

I stumbled upon a product that's both intriguing and intimidating – bulletproof polo shirts and full face mirrors. The idea is to wear these items as a statement of confidence and style. It's like wearing a badge of honor, proclaiming to the world that I'm ready for anything.

**The Final Product: A Dope or a Disaster?**

After much deliberation, we finally found the product – a full face mirror sunglasses combo. It's... quite something. The design is sleek and futuristic, but the functionality leaves much to be desired. Will it work as intended? Only time will tell.

**Cyberpunk Vibes and Streetwear Culture**

The product has an undeniable cyberpunk vibe, reminiscent of sci-fi movies and video games. It's a statement piece that says, "I'm not afraid of the future." The brand is pushing boundaries with this design, and I applaud their creativity.

**Stormtrooper Matt: A Hero for the Ages**

Matt seems like the perfect person to wear these sunglasses – Stormtrooper Matt, the hero we all need. He's fearless, confident, and ready for anything. Who wouldn't want to be like him?

**Doper or Nope? The Verdict is Yours**

So, will you join me on this journey of discovery and innovation? Will you tap into the power of the hand-tapping system and unlock new possibilities? Or will you remain skeptical, questioning the purpose of it all. Whatever your decision, I hope you'll stick around to see what's next.

**The Doper No-Show**

If you liked this episode of Doper, make sure to subscribe and share it with your friends. If not... well, there are plenty of other eye words that I could probably think of that sum up my attitude towards this experience.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: entom photoshop an among us character around this watch and now i've watched tom as the among us character so it's got it's got springs on it so guys you know what this is this is a product idiot dude you really let them happen what is up everybody welcome to dope or not the show where we write products don't forget time to lose our minds guys today we're looking at overkill products these are products that are just over the top maybe because they deserve to be maybe because it's unnecessary maybe because overkill is the best thing on the planet so it could either be unnecessarily over the top a 200 pencil can you be necessarily over the top in the olympics when they have that pole jumping is it pool jumping pole vaulting pole vaulting necessarily over the top literally it's necessary that you get over the top guys i'm going first because i specifically wanted to get this the fusion wallet look how over the top this wallet is that is a cool wallet wait what is this a wallet screwing the back on it's been there how long have you had these pants why did you fist bump to that he just holds it out and i i'm conditioning woods bro bro so he's just adding pieces oh it's so tight dude tell me why you think it's tight it's just got the tight aesthetic it's got that metal that wood finish a little bit of oil on that wood finish oh it's just smooth it's easy it's accessible can that many coins really fit in it we're gonna find out chet i can't wait go to the store why do you want this so much tanner because it's awesome and it comes in weight what pounds oh sorry it cost weight quickest way to get thin kids also because of the food you still don't get it no i can see it just give him a knuckle yeah dude you get that bro you're gonna use this for like five minutes dude no i literally never get rid of wallets dude that dumb wall you gave me you're like i hate this wallet matt gave me a bunch of his old bad wants i used them forever i only use wallets people buy for me and we're not changing it up here baby thanks matt for buying this for me if you're not seeing matt for some of these products it's simple he got vidcon let's show mad a little love in the comments down below but even more than that let's show katherine some more love she's gonna be filling in for matt for these few products because she's the best and we're gonna look at some at this product right here where'd it go oh she stole my wallet see how fast she is this is the wallet that you guys been waiting for i've been waiting for i took it out of the packaging because i figured if i'm gonna show off a wallet i'm gonna have to know about it so i took this wallet and i made it my own for like two three weeks to make sure that when we show it off that we would be able to best talk about it um it sucks it's the worst thing of all time actually you keep that in your butt or in your pocket that might be why you don't like it god gifted me a pocket i'm honestly i'm impressed you like you actually reviewed a product because we don't really do that here matt's just not a stabilizing factor he's just pure chaos when he sits down he doesn't review anything he's like no you know he looks to my mom here's why it sucks it doesn't even work unless you have a certain amount of cash and it's just loose it could bump out pretty i guess it's a bad example it's actually fitting kind of well well i mean blow blowing it see exactly it's windy day at the park you have to slide your credit cards in and out of this piece right here non-stop and there's metal on both sides i always don't think that's the proper solution it doesn't hold it unless you have a certain amount of cards look deep oh it actually does hold it pretty well you're just contradicting yourself constantly yeah this is why i'm the joke guy why does it look like there's more room than there actually is that's the other thanks woods that's another problem is it looks clean but it really is just a like a block of wood and it's like oh there's a lot of room in here nope not a lot why does it move i don't understand that little you guys are bringing up good points that i wanted to bring up but i forgot now the last question you're asking tanner why are you still using it i lost my other wallet i don't know i found a filing cabinet kind of that's too big to be a wallet it's a pretty good fishing wallet but not a mobile one either way i know you guys came to this product thinking i'm gonna get tanner's information i'm gonna siphon him for all 26 dollars he has in his bank account guess what protecting that because that's uh yeah it's going towards a yu-gi-oh card pack when i get home so that products a no but i have to keep using it so take that for what you will well next product thanks woods welcome to doberma should i get this knuckle blaster stun gun probably it's kind of over the top right the zap blast knuckles offer a powerful nine hundred zap blast knuckles personal protection in a small concealable size blast knuckle stun gun dude i'm out of the car add your car why are you getting picked over for a high energy battery are these actual knuckle dusters yeah they wouldn't be shipped to california so i shipped them to my house and brought them illegal not illegal if you don't get caught that's what my dad always taught me what's your dad's address 866 your mom's house our mom's house now respect bang dude nice cell phone holder looks like undies bro who's ready to get tased oh goodness gracious this feels like very powerful oh it's on how'd that make the world feel for a second dude why do you need this women in the city walking in the dark true or in the sunlight any women here need this both women raise their hand they're about to throw down they're going to knuckle dust some homies do you think this would hurt to get hit with yes i also want to clarify youtube we're trained professionals look underwear we're trained professionals also look at this underwear i feel like i'm welding it also smells like a grilled cheese do you smell that no yeah she said yeah bailey you want a grilled cheese it sounds like you're getting tattoos removed that's why i never get a tattoo i have to get removed what if you get a tattoo you don't know you will need to get removed well see show that tattoo you have what happens if all of a sudden some sort of crime lord syndicate is like i like that logo uh i join i think i joined just know if you don't have this too do you think you scare me dude hey try to boil some water with that tanner can you heat my bathtub okay short blast will startle an attacker moderate blast one to four seconds cause your attacker to fall can cause mental confusion five seconds or more can immobilize your attacker causing disorientation pooping in pain dude i would rather be stabbed than feel what that noise sounds like this sounds like it feels like yeah you know yeah but that's over in like 10 seconds it's like you're stabbed and then you've got a giant hole that's not true i've been stabbed right here last week on his fingertips and it was out pretty quick take a look tom i'm talking about his finger tip y'all who stopped you me with the razor blade i was fixing my garden that this is true with a razor blade i had some piping issues underneath my shirt so i this might be good to actually clean up some clean up your neighborhood that's a dope and that's good to have around in case anyone tries to come in here i thought that one was an accident it was a little bit yeah oh those are cool backpacks you probably like this yeah yeah what's this what's this what's this about look at that backpack is that origami i'm gonna be honest with you if this is just empty inside with not like good organization i'm gonna lose my mind this looks so stupid no don't look stupid it's overkill it opens dude bro they built this thing wrong it looks like a sack get the sack dude i don't want a sack get this dope sack dude that's a cart all right and a boy what's that boy oh this is the weird backpack yeah oh didn't you force me to buy this you really wanted it oh okay to be honest it does look like something i'd want yeah this scream's matte also looks like a hat she's a giant hat how do you wear it what do you mean you put it on your back it's magnetic don't you have a metal bag oh it's a rolly backpack wait no that's just the hand you hold it where are the back straps you're telling me that doesn't have back straps oh yeah we need some straps up in here open here guys we're gonna look for the straps oh it's our straps oh the straps honestly i would have thought this is a different product too so woods you know how things work my task to you is to put on the straps woods put it on everybody it actually doesn't feel like it's pretty flat on my back that doesn't feel good no it feels fine i also like that it's kind of like a shell yeah just turtle dude that's damaging can you turtle up into your shell so it has these little straps here for you to tie down your books and such this is relatively neat and how do you shut it so it's these tabs that i feel like are going to break after a couple uses but you put them and then you press these down oh that sounds like so much work to close a bag you do way more work to zip it i don't have a bag of zips because zippers are too much work what do you have a bag that does one small little magnetic flat it's called the future magnets of the past i think the future is lidar what do you guys think i think it looks perfectly enough like a baseball hat now that could fit matt's ears in it sorry man i haven't made an ears joke in like years bro i honestly didn't even hear you because i was crunching cheetos anti-social anxiety can't hear your insults you ever crunch through an insult oh my gosh bro that could have taken a life all right that's dope let's look at that next product oh yeah this is pretty cool this one we gotta get mask that will help you protect speech privacy and cancel background noise you're lying you're actually lying this is dope no matter which way you cut it it's the hush me what if you're at the coffee shop you need to do quick narration or if you need to you kidnap someone right you're putting this don't start anything with you kidnap someone right it's a hypothetical scenario yeah it's a little hypothetical with them you put them in your basement your basement has three eyes hypothetically or maybe we stopped kidnapping okay fine your kid won't shut up now we're talking you're just on facetime yeah what's up is that a gag in your mouth commuting and traveling dude you'd get mugged if you wear this on a bus dude some guy walks up he's like you into that crazy stuff follow me he's like why don't you take that off and give me a kiss let's buy it okay america have you ever wanted your significant other and or friend and or someone nearby to just shut up when they're on the phone shut up yeah like that well we have the product for you this thing is something you wrap around your head and you speak into it and it's supposed to silence your voice wait wasn't this for like when you're on the phone but like a phone call meeting but like in the subway yeah i think it kind of does that too but i like to think more of the apathetic cynical way of like you suck use it um it actually has what appears to be a mask and a headset what oh what what that's very vain that in my mind i thought i broke it but it's actually smart oh i'm afraid so you can keep it just like around your neck if you want it looks like a works resistance you gotta connect it to your phone and call me okay and then it sounds like you're in another room hey there oh i like that from another room some sort of like silicon valley bane take it off and turn it on wow oh wow there's my voice i kind of feel like a puppy right now oh oh there it is power too how many men can have all that power is that how the song goes too many men have all that power i think you're closer the first time how much man has too much power yeah not some one man one man with all that power yeah i don't know that song connects to the hush me why does it look like this and it's called a hush me so you can have phone calls in the subway do you have it connected do i ever okay i'm calling you now hello hello hello hey is it coming out of here wait tanner you leave yeah get out of here go tanner go flush the toilet and talk while you're doing it yeah i mean she heard it through the mic i could hear it just from over here but through the phone nothing no whoa wow yeah it looks ridiculous but it's this is dope i kind of feel like claustrophobic for sure dude i feel weird hearing things now i also blacked out and went and talked into a toilet i forgot i did that this would be really good for like if you're like in the middle of the battlefield and you need like some direction that you need to be like yo we need we need you guys over here i like to imagine that's how they talk bro get that hush me and head on over here bro we got a sick wave of breath coming in that product was dope next product a whole iron man suit you have to be a very specific size all right i'm gonna get this one it's an ai power wear buds pro oh this is like what matt was talking about right you wish airpods were flat but this you could just wear them on your watch dude just wear them on your watch sleep with them it's pretty sick dude that's really cool we're gonna add this to carton get this i think so guys you know what this is this is a product idiot dude you really let him have it bam look at that dude the wear buds okay just do it without me no i just had to do it without you okay so see here's this this is the thing and then you put the thing in the thing that's actually super satisfying i'm not gonna lie watch this i think it's pretty cool to have them right there i just wish this would reduce in size if apple were to do this i mean like i'd be on board i would absolutely buy the bundle pack i would too wow all right we're gonna let this charge and we're gonna come right back to guys here's the watch that you've all been waiting to see wow wow buds those are for your bugs here you go guys take some buds buds pro buds and then there's where buds pro oh left you can have different phones hooked up to each earbud has multitasking gone too far i want to hear spotify my left ear and i want to hear a filibuster from the government in my right ear it's that simple things no one's ever said is i want to hear a filibuster oh i got it nice wow that's really quiet yeah it's pretty quiet what is it what is its purpose really flat it's very flat what's the whole point of this is what i'm trying to figure out like why why care about it being in the watch it's so compact and you have a watch you already have the watch on is what you're saying so that's where this thing fails is the watch is not useful so you would never wear the watch to care about the earbuds i mean these are really these are horrible worse than a phone speaker my mind stopped working i don't know if you pause the music okay she's like i'm going deaf uh if you had to compare the quality of these earbuds to a moment in your life junior high my first concussion tom photoshop an among this character around this watch and now i've watched tom as the among us character so it's got it's got springs on literally turn the it piece inside out you're trying to do a mini gun dude it's upsetting that the watch isn't anything but just a holder yeah it's just a holder for dreams that could have been aren't we all yeah uh next product that thing sucked wearable device to improve sleep and relieve stress apt to track progress it redoes your brain so these air pods put you to sleep in 20 minutes cove's subtle patented vibration safely activates a calming skin to brain pathway so this is supposed to vibrate you in the head i'll try it just get it dude dude those air pods put you to sleep dude you trying to get a title out of this impressive definitely better sleep life okay these are fake reviews life-changing a hug for your mind some people just running out of like an ai made that for sure they type that into a slogan generator slogan maker cove let the good times roll too good to hurry cope a hug is forever i guess forever bro if a hug is forever you're hugging wrong okay so just buy it the app looks okay i can't believe we just bought that all right matt this is one that you specifically wanted let's go ahead and crack her open all right guys here what we're doing we're looking at a product called cold is this supposed to massage your mind it's supposed to yeah sure i might want to use this any time someone screams at me wish i had this sounds like this this is just a heart rate sensor that's all it does maybe maybe it does more it's got to be more heart rate sensors don't hug your mind let's each list a couple things that hug our mind i'll start in and out what satisfaction like yeah be specific like when uh like when uh you make a really s like uh um you know what hug my mind uh tell me spider-man no way home i just saw it last night hugs your mind holy moly do you think this is my mind guys we're gonna charge and look at it right it says trouble pairing step one suck it up step two try harder i've been trying to suck it up for years step three suck harder yeah any of the next ones look at this guys it's a book oh this is just mine this isn't this isn't a dope note product can you explain it to us yeah sure i can explain it to you oh boo i don't want it we don't have time no no i want to hear you know that uh dope reclining chair yeah i do well they liked our review and so they sent me something for it a book this this journal see magnets so it'll stay on your desk when you open it up this is your phone holder put this on the desk and then you put your phone right there boom matt's living a vertical life yeah you mean horizontal yeah whatever which way he's gonna go in the ground how he lived on it vertical man we use this it looks stupid tell me this is an overkill it's definitely overkill tap strap too wearable keyboard mouse and air gesture controller hi this is david i universally don't trust guys like this guy anybody who says an easy name hard it's like dude calm down so it just essentially gives you uh powers but you can control any electronic device add the cart guys check out this one bam scoop it's a tap strap wearable keyboard what i don't remember this hey can i have a something to open this with i'm here use my wit that's too dull actually yeah way too tall in that shoe there's a razor in that shoe there's a razor why is that wait what is this oh i remember this my favorite part of dopant was forgetting what we bought and then being surprised like it's christmas day every week i like that too that was also something a fan thought was really cool like dude it's like christmas every week for you guys it's not a bunch of rings oh it's the finger ringers can you imagine putting your keyboard on every time how on earth how you know i just realized a lot of people get charged with battery and that's makes perfect sense because batteries charge things do you ever think about that let's visit that later oh uh bro i've literally been sitting here and looking at this for like a minute straight it's all in japanese bro touch anywhere to continue please log in okay yes get it continue i'm trying to figure out how on earth this could possibly work it'd be cool if you could like and i'm sure you could sync it up to like a battle bot or something you know they have like fpv drones they're starting to put like fpvs on drift carts or just regular rc cars why don't they do fpv battlebots don't they i looked it up i couldn't find it anywhere that's so interesting that you look that up i know i just don't have the knowledge to continue to do that you know i can't i can't do anything all right is it uh done yes updating continue please select the hand you're tapping with continue important tighten the rings baby hey there thanos he kind of looks like tech thanos you don't want to see me snap it'll control i'll delete you hey look i'm doing it this tap code represents the letter a and the full circle indicates that the thumb needs to be tapped oh e oh i see space delete all right oh you space delete middle one middle and middle see tanner will be good at this because he's a typing wizard taught what's t tap a letter to reveal a tap code dude this is who would memorize this you would have to get really good at this you'd have to care so to be like effective i honestly don't feel like it'd be that hard to to do you can start to get the hang of it okay i'm gonna type how fast as i would and then you're gonna type as fast as you are okay well if you're one if you're tapping one letter with your entire hand i'll do it with this just this hand too i don't under look i i didn't make this all right it's just a little silly i think look okay look i'm not even a look s h no what's h i'm gonna look o u t like it's actually it's staying in my memory for some reason i don't know why s is that t t was that weird i don't know why i'm remembering this a u e u a u e u e so here's the thing it works exactly like it says it does and it works exactly like it says it does well but exactly like it works is kind of dumb so what's the best of being done so either i'm not understanding a proper use case for this thing or it's just you know a fun little experiment uh that's a dope or is it next product what about this guy bulletproof polo shirt that's pretty hard that's a dude that would never even get shot so it doesn't matter full face mirror sunglasses that's super intense look at this there we go that's it look at this guys it's the final product i found it this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen you get full face coverage do these count as masks you should sneeze in my face when we get these try now so you can tell the difference we need to control what are these check them out these are what we're all going to wear right now oh these are sunglasses yeah dude wow this smells horrible dude well you have my babies you're inspiring me to be a dad oh my god dude is this not the cleanest thing ever dude i can't stop breathing into it yeah i know it's just getting blurry dude we just look like cyberpunk hand over your money the cops like i'm gonna need you to see a sketch a sketchup artist you go see this this is you that's who i saw i saw myself attack me this is you versus the guy she tells you not to worry about this is great to rob buildings with i'm pretty sure i've never done that but or like if you're skydiving yeah i could see that or if you're like on a long road trip on a motorcycle yeah you forgot your helmet this is honestly this is the perfect match with the brimless hat it's the it's the helmet list helmet i feel protected i feel like i'm a part of something yeah i get that feeling like i feel like i'm like you know like some sort of storm trooper matt's matt seems a wick right now yeah yeah see he has to be he burped these are kind of dope i'm gonna rate these no thank you guys for watching this episode of doper nope if you liked it make sure you guys do what you have to you know what you need to do if you do not do this then most likely most likely you're an insensitive irritable ignorant a lot of other eye words that i could probably think of iridescent you're irate indigo very colorful thank you see you guys next time but make sure you do that thing or else illegitimatetom photoshop an among us character around this watch and now i've watched tom as the among us character so it's got it's got springs on it so guys you know what this is this is a product idiot dude you really let them happen what is up everybody welcome to dope or not the show where we write products don't forget time to lose our minds guys today we're looking at overkill products these are products that are just over the top maybe because they deserve to be maybe because it's unnecessary maybe because overkill is the best thing on the planet so it could either be unnecessarily over the top a 200 pencil can you be necessarily over the top in the olympics when they have that pole jumping is it pool jumping pole vaulting pole vaulting necessarily over the top literally it's necessary that you get over the top guys i'm going first because i specifically wanted to get this the fusion wallet look how over the top this wallet is that is a cool wallet wait what is this a wallet screwing the back on it's been there how long have you had these pants why did you fist bump to that he just holds it out and i i'm conditioning woods bro bro so he's just adding pieces oh it's so tight dude tell me why you think it's tight it's just got the tight aesthetic it's got that metal that wood finish a little bit of oil on that wood finish oh it's just smooth it's easy it's accessible can that many coins really fit in it we're gonna find out chet i can't wait go to the store why do you want this so much tanner because it's awesome and it comes in weight what pounds oh sorry it cost weight quickest way to get thin kids also because of the food you still don't get it no i can see it just give him a knuckle yeah dude you get that bro you're gonna use this for like five minutes dude no i literally never get rid of wallets dude that dumb wall you gave me you're like i hate this wallet matt gave me a bunch of his old bad wants i used them forever i only use wallets people buy for me and we're not changing it up here baby thanks matt for buying this for me if you're not seeing matt for some of these products it's simple he got vidcon let's show mad a little love in the comments down below but even more than that let's show katherine some more love she's gonna be filling in for matt for these few products because she's the best and we're gonna look at some at this product right here where'd it go oh she stole my wallet see how fast she is this is the wallet that you guys been waiting for i've been waiting for i took it out of the packaging because i figured if i'm gonna show off a wallet i'm gonna have to know about it so i took this wallet and i made it my own for like two three weeks to make sure that when we show it off that we would be able to best talk about it um it sucks it's the worst thing of all time actually you keep that in your butt or in your pocket that might be why you don't like it god gifted me a pocket i'm honestly i'm impressed you like you actually reviewed a product because we don't really do that here matt's just not a stabilizing factor he's just pure chaos when he sits down he doesn't review anything he's like no you know he looks to my mom here's why it sucks it doesn't even work unless you have a certain amount of cash and it's just loose it could bump out pretty i guess it's a bad example it's actually fitting kind of well well i mean blow blowing it see exactly it's windy day at the park you have to slide your credit cards in and out of this piece right here non-stop and there's metal on both sides i always don't think that's the proper solution it doesn't hold it unless you have a certain amount of cards look deep oh it actually does hold it pretty well you're just contradicting yourself constantly yeah this is why i'm the joke guy why does it look like there's more room than there actually is that's the other thanks woods that's another problem is it looks clean but it really is just a like a block of wood and it's like oh there's a lot of room in here nope not a lot why does it move i don't understand that little you guys are bringing up good points that i wanted to bring up but i forgot now the last question you're asking tanner why are you still using it i lost my other wallet i don't know i found a filing cabinet kind of that's too big to be a wallet it's a pretty good fishing wallet but not a mobile one either way i know you guys came to this product thinking i'm gonna get tanner's information i'm gonna siphon him for all 26 dollars he has in his bank account guess what protecting that because that's uh yeah it's going towards a yu-gi-oh card pack when i get home so that products a no but i have to keep using it so take that for what you will well next product thanks woods welcome to doberma should i get this knuckle blaster stun gun probably it's kind of over the top right the zap blast knuckles offer a powerful nine hundred zap blast knuckles personal protection in a small concealable size blast knuckle stun gun dude i'm out of the car add your car why are you getting picked over for a high energy battery are these actual knuckle dusters yeah they wouldn't be shipped to california so i shipped them to my house and brought them illegal not illegal if you don't get caught that's what my dad always taught me what's your dad's address 866 your mom's house our mom's house now respect bang dude nice cell phone holder looks like undies bro who's ready to get tased oh goodness gracious this feels like very powerful oh it's on how'd that make the world feel for a second dude why do you need this women in the city walking in the dark true or in the sunlight any women here need this both women raise their hand they're about to throw down they're going to knuckle dust some homies do you think this would hurt to get hit with yes i also want to clarify youtube we're trained professionals look underwear we're trained professionals also look at this underwear i feel like i'm welding it also smells like a grilled cheese do you smell that no yeah she said yeah bailey you want a grilled cheese it sounds like you're getting tattoos removed that's why i never get a tattoo i have to get removed what if you get a tattoo you don't know you will need to get removed well see show that tattoo you have what happens if all of a sudden some sort of crime lord syndicate is like i like that logo uh i join i think i joined just know if you don't have this too do you think you scare me dude hey try to boil some water with that tanner can you heat my bathtub okay short blast will startle an attacker moderate blast one to four seconds cause your attacker to fall can cause mental confusion five seconds or more can immobilize your attacker causing disorientation pooping in pain dude i would rather be stabbed than feel what that noise sounds like this sounds like it feels like yeah you know yeah but that's over in like 10 seconds it's like you're stabbed and then you've got a giant hole that's not true i've been stabbed right here last week on his fingertips and it was out pretty quick take a look tom i'm talking about his finger tip y'all who stopped you me with the razor blade i was fixing my garden that this is true with a razor blade i had some piping issues underneath my shirt so i this might be good to actually clean up some clean up your neighborhood that's a dope and that's good to have around in case anyone tries to come in here i thought that one was an accident it was a little bit yeah oh those are cool backpacks you probably like this yeah yeah what's this what's this what's this about look at that backpack is that origami i'm gonna be honest with you if this is just empty inside with not like good organization i'm gonna lose my mind this looks so stupid no don't look stupid it's overkill it opens dude bro they built this thing wrong it looks like a sack get the sack dude i don't want a sack get this dope sack dude that's a cart all right and a boy what's that boy oh this is the weird backpack yeah oh didn't you force me to buy this you really wanted it oh okay to be honest it does look like something i'd want yeah this scream's matte also looks like a hat she's a giant hat how do you wear it what do you mean you put it on your back it's magnetic don't you have a metal bag oh it's a rolly backpack wait no that's just the hand you hold it where are the back straps you're telling me that doesn't have back straps oh yeah we need some straps up in here open here guys we're gonna look for the straps oh it's our straps oh the straps honestly i would have thought this is a different product too so woods you know how things work my task to you is to put on the straps woods put it on everybody it actually doesn't feel like it's pretty flat on my back that doesn't feel good no it feels fine i also like that it's kind of like a shell yeah just turtle dude that's damaging can you turtle up into your shell so it has these little straps here for you to tie down your books and such this is relatively neat and how do you shut it so it's these tabs that i feel like are going to break after a couple uses but you put them and then you press these down oh that sounds like so much work to close a bag you do way more work to zip it i don't have a bag of zips because zippers are too much work what do you have a bag that does one small little magnetic flat it's called the future magnets of the past i think the future is lidar what do you guys think i think it looks perfectly enough like a baseball hat now that could fit matt's ears in it sorry man i haven't made an ears joke in like years bro i honestly didn't even hear you because i was crunching cheetos anti-social anxiety can't hear your insults you ever crunch through an insult oh my gosh bro that could have taken a life all right that's dope let's look at that next product oh yeah this is pretty cool this one we gotta get mask that will help you protect speech privacy and cancel background noise you're lying you're actually lying this is dope no matter which way you cut it it's the hush me what if you're at the coffee shop you need to do quick narration or if you need to you kidnap someone right you're putting this don't start anything with you kidnap someone right it's a hypothetical scenario yeah it's a little hypothetical with them you put them in your basement your basement has three eyes hypothetically or maybe we stopped kidnapping okay fine your kid won't shut up now we're talking you're just on facetime yeah what's up is that a gag in your mouth commuting and traveling dude you'd get mugged if you wear this on a bus dude some guy walks up he's like you into that crazy stuff follow me he's like why don't you take that off and give me a kiss let's buy it okay america have you ever wanted your significant other and or friend and or someone nearby to just shut up when they're on the phone shut up yeah like that well we have the product for you this thing is something you wrap around your head and you speak into it and it's supposed to silence your voice wait wasn't this for like when you're on the phone but like a phone call meeting but like in the subway yeah i think it kind of does that too but i like to think more of the apathetic cynical way of like you suck use it um it actually has what appears to be a mask and a headset what oh what what that's very vain that in my mind i thought i broke it but it's actually smart oh i'm afraid so you can keep it just like around your neck if you want it looks like a works resistance you gotta connect it to your phone and call me okay and then it sounds like you're in another room hey there oh i like that from another room some sort of like silicon valley bane take it off and turn it on wow oh wow there's my voice i kind of feel like a puppy right now oh oh there it is power too how many men can have all that power is that how the song goes too many men have all that power i think you're closer the first time how much man has too much power yeah not some one man one man with all that power yeah i don't know that song connects to the hush me why does it look like this and it's called a hush me so you can have phone calls in the subway do you have it connected do i ever okay i'm calling you now hello hello hello hey is it coming out of here wait tanner you leave yeah get out of here go tanner go flush the toilet and talk while you're doing it yeah i mean she heard it through the mic i could hear it just from over here but through the phone nothing no whoa wow yeah it looks ridiculous but it's this is dope i kind of feel like claustrophobic for sure dude i feel weird hearing things now i also blacked out and went and talked into a toilet i forgot i did that this would be really good for like if you're like in the middle of the battlefield and you need like some direction that you need to be like yo we need we need you guys over here i like to imagine that's how they talk bro get that hush me and head on over here bro we got a sick wave of breath coming in that product was dope next product a whole iron man suit you have to be a very specific size all right i'm gonna get this one it's an ai power wear buds pro oh this is like what matt was talking about right you wish airpods were flat but this you could just wear them on your watch dude just wear them on your watch sleep with them it's pretty sick dude that's really cool we're gonna add this to carton get this i think so guys you know what this is this is a product idiot dude you really let him have it bam look at that dude the wear buds okay just do it without me no i just had to do it without you okay so see here's this this is the thing and then you put the thing in the thing that's actually super satisfying i'm not gonna lie watch this i think it's pretty cool to have them right there i just wish this would reduce in size if apple were to do this i mean like i'd be on board i would absolutely buy the bundle pack i would too wow all right we're gonna let this charge and we're gonna come right back to guys here's the watch that you've all been waiting to see wow wow buds those are for your bugs here you go guys take some buds buds pro buds and then there's where buds pro oh left you can have different phones hooked up to each earbud has multitasking gone too far i want to hear spotify my left ear and i want to hear a filibuster from the government in my right ear it's that simple things no one's ever said is i want to hear a filibuster oh i got it nice wow that's really quiet yeah it's pretty quiet what is it what is its purpose really flat it's very flat what's the whole point of this is what i'm trying to figure out like why why care about it being in the watch it's so compact and you have a watch you already have the watch on is what you're saying so that's where this thing fails is the watch is not useful so you would never wear the watch to care about the earbuds i mean these are really these are horrible worse than a phone speaker my mind stopped working i don't know if you pause the music okay she's like i'm going deaf uh if you had to compare the quality of these earbuds to a moment in your life junior high my first concussion tom photoshop an among this character around this watch and now i've watched tom as the among us character so it's got it's got springs on literally turn the it piece inside out you're trying to do a mini gun dude it's upsetting that the watch isn't anything but just a holder yeah it's just a holder for dreams that could have been aren't we all yeah uh next product that thing sucked wearable device to improve sleep and relieve stress apt to track progress it redoes your brain so these air pods put you to sleep in 20 minutes cove's subtle patented vibration safely activates a calming skin to brain pathway so this is supposed to vibrate you in the head i'll try it just get it dude dude those air pods put you to sleep dude you trying to get a title out of this impressive definitely better sleep life okay these are fake reviews life-changing a hug for your mind some people just running out of like an ai made that for sure they type that into a slogan generator slogan maker cove let the good times roll too good to hurry cope a hug is forever i guess forever bro if a hug is forever you're hugging wrong okay so just buy it the app looks okay i can't believe we just bought that all right matt this is one that you specifically wanted let's go ahead and crack her open all right guys here what we're doing we're looking at a product called cold is this supposed to massage your mind it's supposed to yeah sure i might want to use this any time someone screams at me wish i had this sounds like this this is just a heart rate sensor that's all it does maybe maybe it does more it's got to be more heart rate sensors don't hug your mind let's each list a couple things that hug our mind i'll start in and out what satisfaction like yeah be specific like when uh like when uh you make a really s like uh um you know what hug my mind uh tell me spider-man no way home i just saw it last night hugs your mind holy moly do you think this is my mind guys we're gonna charge and look at it right it says trouble pairing step one suck it up step two try harder i've been trying to suck it up for years step three suck harder yeah any of the next ones look at this guys it's a book oh this is just mine this isn't this isn't a dope note product can you explain it to us yeah sure i can explain it to you oh boo i don't want it we don't have time no no i want to hear you know that uh dope reclining chair yeah i do well they liked our review and so they sent me something for it a book this this journal see magnets so it'll stay on your desk when you open it up this is your phone holder put this on the desk and then you put your phone right there boom matt's living a vertical life yeah you mean horizontal yeah whatever which way he's gonna go in the ground how he lived on it vertical man we use this it looks stupid tell me this is an overkill it's definitely overkill tap strap too wearable keyboard mouse and air gesture controller hi this is david i universally don't trust guys like this guy anybody who says an easy name hard it's like dude calm down so it just essentially gives you uh powers but you can control any electronic device add the cart guys check out this one bam scoop it's a tap strap wearable keyboard what i don't remember this hey can i have a something to open this with i'm here use my wit that's too dull actually yeah way too tall in that shoe there's a razor in that shoe there's a razor why is that wait what is this oh i remember this my favorite part of dopant was forgetting what we bought and then being surprised like it's christmas day every week i like that too that was also something a fan thought was really cool like dude it's like christmas every week for you guys it's not a bunch of rings oh it's the finger ringers can you imagine putting your keyboard on every time how on earth how you know i just realized a lot of people get charged with battery and that's makes perfect sense because batteries charge things do you ever think about that let's visit that later oh uh bro i've literally been sitting here and looking at this for like a minute straight it's all in japanese bro touch anywhere to continue please log in okay yes get it continue i'm trying to figure out how on earth this could possibly work it'd be cool if you could like and i'm sure you could sync it up to like a battle bot or something you know they have like fpv drones they're starting to put like fpvs on drift carts or just regular rc cars why don't they do fpv battlebots don't they i looked it up i couldn't find it anywhere that's so interesting that you look that up i know i just don't have the knowledge to continue to do that you know i can't i can't do anything all right is it uh done yes updating continue please select the hand you're tapping with continue important tighten the rings baby hey there thanos he kind of looks like tech thanos you don't want to see me snap it'll control i'll delete you hey look i'm doing it this tap code represents the letter a and the full circle indicates that the thumb needs to be tapped oh e oh i see space delete all right oh you space delete middle one middle and middle see tanner will be good at this because he's a typing wizard taught what's t tap a letter to reveal a tap code dude this is who would memorize this you would have to get really good at this you'd have to care so to be like effective i honestly don't feel like it'd be that hard to to do you can start to get the hang of it okay i'm gonna type how fast as i would and then you're gonna type as fast as you are okay well if you're one if you're tapping one letter with your entire hand i'll do it with this just this hand too i don't under look i i didn't make this all right it's just a little silly i think look okay look i'm not even a look s h no what's h i'm gonna look o u t like it's actually it's staying in my memory for some reason i don't know why s is that t t was that weird i don't know why i'm remembering this a u e u a u e u e so here's the thing it works exactly like it says it does and it works exactly like it says it does well but exactly like it works is kind of dumb so what's the best of being done so either i'm not understanding a proper use case for this thing or it's just you know a fun little experiment uh that's a dope or is it next product what about this guy bulletproof polo shirt that's pretty hard that's a dude that would never even get shot so it doesn't matter full face mirror sunglasses that's super intense look at this there we go that's it look at this guys it's the final product i found it this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen you get full face coverage do these count as masks you should sneeze in my face when we get these try now so you can tell the difference we need to control what are these check them out these are what we're all going to wear right now oh these are sunglasses yeah dude wow this smells horrible dude well you have my babies you're inspiring me to be a dad oh my god dude is this not the cleanest thing ever dude i can't stop breathing into it yeah i know it's just getting blurry dude we just look like cyberpunk hand over your money the cops like i'm gonna need you to see a sketch a sketchup artist you go see this this is you that's who i saw i saw myself attack me this is you versus the guy she tells you not to worry about this is great to rob buildings with i'm pretty sure i've never done that but or like if you're skydiving yeah i could see that or if you're like on a long road trip on a motorcycle yeah you forgot your helmet this is honestly this is the perfect match with the brimless hat it's the it's the helmet list helmet i feel protected i feel like i'm a part of something yeah i get that feeling like i feel like i'm like you know like some sort of storm trooper matt's matt seems a wick right now yeah yeah see he has to be he burped these are kind of dope i'm gonna rate these no thank you guys for watching this episode of doper nope if you liked it make sure you guys do what you have to you know what you need to do if you do not do this then most likely most likely you're an insensitive irritable ignorant a lot of other eye words that i could probably think of iridescent you're irate indigo very colorful thank you see you guys next time but make sure you do that thing or else illegitimate\n"