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**The Audi RS6 Avant: A Fast and Functional Wagon**
(Upbeat rock music starts playing)
Host: "It's coming! We are getting it in America, a fast frickin' wagon and it's about gosh darn time. So, will it live up to the hype? We're about to find out."
**Introduction to the Audi RS6 Avant**
The host is excited to introduce the 2020 Audi RS6 Avant, a fast and functional wagon that has finally made its way to America.
Host: "Fast wagons are back baby, and so am I! Almost every panel got the RS treatment. In fact only the tailgate, the roof, and the front doors are shared with the A6 Avant."
**Design and Features**
The host highlights the design features of the RS6 Avant, including its sleek and balanced silhouette, narrow tinted headlights, a black honeycomb grill, and big air inlets on the sides to feed the turbo chargers.
Host: "Under these sexy hips are ginormous 22 inch wheels, and ginormous brakes. Let's go look at them. Holy (beep), the front rotors are 17.3 inches in diameter!"
**Audi's Full-Time Quattro All-Wheel Drive**
The host emphasizes the importance of Audi's full-time quattro all-wheel drive system, which can send up to 70% of torque to the front or 85% to the rear.
Host: "Audi was serious about making this wagon feel as sporty as they made it look, and they frickin' nailed it."
**LED Laser Headlights**
The host showcases the LED laser headlights on the RS6 Avant, which adjust automatically and dynamically when passing oncoming cars.
Host: "They do party tricks too. Sick!"
**Four-Liter Twin Turbo V8 Engine**
The host highlights the powerful four-liter twin turbo V8 engine, which produces 600 horsepower and 590 pound-feet of torque.
Host: "That's what I call a frickin' station wagon! It makes a zesty sound and pulls like a bull. Zero to 60 in 3.6 seconds, 189 mile per hour top speed."
**Launch Control and Tiptronic Gearbox**
The host explains the launch control system on the RS6 Avant, which allows for quick acceleration off the line.
Host: "RS6 Avant also has launch control in a frickin' station wagon! So you can roast almost anybody off the line, along with a brand new eight-speed Tiptronic gearbox that holds more power baby!"
**Fuel Efficiency**
The host mentions the fuel efficiency features of the RS6 Avant, including a 48-volt mild hybrid system and cylinder shut-off under light loads.
Host: "Everyone knows V8's are pretty thirsty, especially with a couple of spinny boys on there. But this car is for mashing the gas, turned everything into chili paste to make a sweet and savory V8 sound baby!"
**Conclusion**
The host concludes by emphasizing the features and capabilities of the Audi RS6 Avant.
Host: "Will someone please tell me why people don't buy more of these in the U.S.? Please guys, if you can afford this car, buy it! Ahh, I (beep) love it in this car!"
WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(car engine revving)- It's coming! We aregetting it in America,a fast frickin' wagon andit's about gosh darn time.So, will it live up to the hype?We're about to find out.We're going gloss black front grill,to cool looking rear fascia,bumper to bumperon the 2020 Audi RS6 Avant!Fast wagons are back baby, and so am I!(upbeat rock music)I just wanna take a second,and thank this week'ssponsor, Raycon earbuds.I listen to music all the time.When I'm at work, when I'm at the gym,when my girlfriend is yelling at me.That's why I love Raycon wireless earbuds.They're discreet, noise insulating,and I can take them anywhere.The bass is amazing,and the sound quality isthe same as premium earbuds.But what's extra coolabout these Raycons is,they start at about half the priceas those other premium earbuds.Finally something my girlfriendwon't yell at me about.She loves when I save money.Their latest model theE25 is their best one yet.With 6 hours of playtime,seamless Bluetooth pairing,more bass, a more compact designto give you a nice noise isolating fit.They also come in newfun colors like black.Go to Raycon.com/bumper,or click the link in the description belowto get 15% off your Raycon order.The frickin' holidays are coming up,get em' for your friends, or your kids(heavy bass music)If you don't know, RS isAudi's performance badge.Like M is for BMW, andAMG is for Mercedes.It started with the boxylittle really, really greatlooking RS2 Avant in 1994.(upbeat music)The RS2 was co-developed with Porsche,had quattro all wheel drive,a ton of straight-upliteral Porsche parts,and a 2.2 liter turbocharged five cylinder.(car screeches)Only 3000 were made,and European carenthusiasts bought them upwhile Americans cried,and begged, and waited.Then came an RS4 Avant, and an RS6 Avant,and we didn't get frickin' any of em'!Until now.(upbeat music)25 years after the very first RS model,Audi finally realized we'dwanted fast wagons all along.And I literally could not be happier.They know they aren'tgonna sell a ton of em',because the price tagis gonna be 100 grand,but they're bringingit over for the handfulof buyers who want something very fast,very functional, and very exclusive.And Americans are excited!(upbeat music)One of the first things that you noticeabout the RS6 Avant, is that it's really,really, really good lookin'.There's something inherently balancedabout a wagon silhouette.And Audi raked the shape of this one,just right.(upbeat music)Almost every panel got the RS treatment.In fact only the tailgate, the roof,and the front doors areshared with the A6 Avant.The front gets narrow, tinted headlights,a black honeycomb grill,and big, big old honkinair inlets on the sides tofeed them up turbo chargers.And the back end is unmistakable,with huge oval exhaust tips,and this aggressive silverrare diffuser outlining them.(upbeat music)Under these sexy hips areginormous 22 inch wheels,and ginormous brakes.Let's go look at em'.Holy (beep) The front rotorsare 17.3 inches in diameter.These break rotors arebigger than the wheelsthat came on all of the coolestsports cars 20 years ago.These things bite hard.In the break bite kind of way,not in the love bites kind of way.Though, love does bite becauseI love this thing already,and I know that I can't afford one.(upbeat music)The RS6 Avant comes with Audi's famousfull time quattro all wheel drive.(laughs) A no duh!The normal torque split is 40% front,60% rear but it can sendup to 70% to the front,or 85% to the back.Audi was serious about making this wagonfeel as sporty as they made it look,and they frickin' nailed it.(upbeat music)Audi has been killing thelighting game for awhile now,and here they've takenit to the next level.The RS6 Avant gets specialLED laser headlightsthat look sick, and are super functional.They adjust automatically and dynamicallywhen you're passing oncoming cars.So you're not gonna like,blind a bunch of old ladies,which is good.(upbeat music)The lights do party tricks too.(upbeat music)Sick!(upbeat music)The next thing that makes the RS6 Avantsuch a spicy boy is thefour liter twin turbo V8.Hell yeah!That's what I call africkin' station wagon.It's good for 600 horse powers baby,torque is not far from behind.It makes a zesty 590 pound feetbetween 2050 and 4500 RMP,now that's where you want your torques!(upbeat music)This thing pulls like a bull.Or the buffest just like,most ripped horse you've ever seen.Zero to 60 3.6 seconds.189 mile per hour top speed.Not that we have any Autobahns hereto do that top speed,but that's friggin' fast.Maybe you wanna takethis and try some of thathalf mile air strip racingwe talk about in that super episode.I really want to do it.RS6 Avant also has launch controlin a frickin' station wagon!So you can roast almostanybody off the line,along with a brand neweight-speed Tiptronic gear boxthat holds more power baby!(engine revving)Everyone knows V8's are pretty thirsty,especially with a coupleof spinny boys on there.So the RS6 can shut down four cylindersunder light loads tosave a little bit of gas.You also might be surprised to knowthat there's also a48-volt mile hybrid system.When you take your foot off the gasat speeds over 34 miles per,it can either recover energyto a lithium ion battery,or switch the engine off andcoast for up to 40 seconds.But let's be honest,no one here is taking theirfoot off the accelerator.This car is for mashing the gas,turned everything into chili pasteto make a sweet and savory V8 sound baby!There's an optional sport exhaustthat lets you tune thesound just how you want it,and we set it to make sickexhaust notes just for you guys.But first, let's see howmuch hockey equipmentcan fit in the back.Okay, so full disclosure,I don't have any hockey equipment,because I live in California,and there's no ice here, in fact,there's really not that muchice left on the whole world,but I digress!(upbeat music)This wagon hauls plenty of stuff.It's huge back here, in fact,it's bigger than an Audi Q5 SUV.Will someone please tell me whypeople don't buy moreof these in the U.S.?Please guys, if you canafford this car, buy it!(footsteps)(car door slams)Ahh, I (beep) love it in this car!(upbeat music)So I know what you're asking yourself,you like "James how's the cockpit?"Well, like all Audi's that comeswith a six digit price tag,the RS6 avant has, forlack of a better term,a sick ass interior.The steering wheel is leather wrapped,and it's got a flat bottom, it's sick.The paddle shifters aremade out of real aluminum.The instrument panel isall digital which means,you can change it up!You can have the nav map and directionsput right up in front of you,if you're a really rich Uber driver.Or you can switch it toa tac-centric screen,if you're purposelylost on mountain roads,and revving that sweet,sweet twin turbo charged V8.(dramatic music)In a time where most cars look likethey got a frickin' iPad ducttapped to the dash board,this is a very, very, welcome change.Gets my Pumphrey stamp of approval.Naturally, the seats areleather and Alcantara,and perforated for ventilation,just the way that I like em',because big dog runs hot.Actually, I learned thatthe reason I was running hotis because my bloodpressure was really high.But now I'm taking care of it,and I'm not sweating in videos anymore.Plus, I carry around nitroglycerin,just like Carroll Shelby.Even with all its speed and these detailsthat make the RS6 Avantexceptional inside,it's still a real, live, practical carthat you can drive everyday.Literally everyone inthe Donut office is like,"Yes I want that car".That doesn't happen every timewe have a car in the office,but this one from the top tothe bottom everyone is like"Yup, I would drive that thing everyday".While I'm in here, let's do the thingthat I love to do on this show.Let's start this bad boy up.(car revving)This is normal mode.(car revving)RS1 mode.Use this function on closedroad courses only, okay.(car revving)Doesn't really let you rev it.It cuts it off at 4K.(car revving)Dude, this car,this car is so classy that they don't evenlet you rev past 4K when you're in park.It's probably not letting me rev it,because it's not warmed up.This car is smarter than me. (laughs)(upbeat music)Now, I'm not sure what took Audi so longto give us this beautiful super wagon,but we couldn't be more stokedthat it's finally happening.Now please, if you arefinancially able to,go buy one, so that car companieswill keep sending us all the good stuff.(car revving)(upbeat music)Sometimes watching your favoriteYou-Tube channel just isn't enough,and you wanna where a shirtwith your favorite You-Tubechannel's name on it.Well good news, we're droppingall kinds of new stuff for the holidays,so you can get that D-hole inyour life a special present.Even if you're the specialD-hole in your life,get yourself somethin'.You deserve it, treat yourself.Guys we have a podcast now,it's called Past Gas,go check out the two-part episodeon the Chrysler PT Cruiser.If you like this show,check out all of our programmingthat we offer here at Donut.There's a lot of shows,a lot of fun stuff,it's all about cars.Follow me on Instagram @Jamespumphery.I love you.
