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Why Am I Starting with a Hat?

Hey guys, this is Austin, and today Ken is going to make me look stupid, which is really nothing new, particularly. Is this what you got at E3? So we were shooting a video at E3 a couple of months ago or a month ago, and Ken made me look away as he had to purchase some Mystery Tech item.

You like Fortnite? No, I got my ass kicked on the stupid Fortnite spinny thing. That was a very special moment for me. Is this a onesie, what is this? What, it's got...(laughing) Oh no! No, man, aw man!

Do I have to do, look, it's way too big, wait, no look, look, it's like way too big. By the way, it was $70, so... Why you gotta tell me that? What is, it's got pockets, that's good at least.

How's that, Matt? Does my audio sound great with my hoodie on? Ya sound as great as you look. So you have a lot of frustration that you wanna vent out, so feel free to write it.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(upbeat music)(drumming)- Why am I starting with a hat?All right, hey guys, this is Austin.And today, Ken's gonnamake me look stupid,which is really nothing new, particularly.(banging)Is this what you got at E3?So we were shooting a videoat E3 a couple of months ago,or a month ago, and Ken made me look awayas he had to purchasesome Mystery Tech item.- You like Fortnite.- No, I got my ass kicked on the stupidFortnite spinny thing.- That was a veryspecial moment for me.- Is this a onesie, what is this?What, it's got the...(laughing) Oh no!No, man,aw man!Do I have to do, look, it's way too big,wait, no look, look, it's likeway too big.- By the way, it was $70, so...- Why you gotta tell me that?What is, it's got pockets,that's good at least.How's that, Matt?Does my audio soundgreat with my hoodie on?- Ya sound as great as you look.- So you have a lot of frustrationthat you wanna vent out,so feel free to write it.(banging)- "The Rocketbook Everblast."Oh, I've actually heard about these.So is this one of theones where you can writeand put in the oven, or you can erase itwith some kind ofspecial ink or something?"Everblast is an endlesslyreusable notebookyou can use with any penin the pilot FriXion line."Oh, the FriXion Pens, oh those are cool.So you literally, it'slike an erasable pen.Oh word, this is cool.Oh no.- Ken!What did we tell youabout water on the table?- Do you not rememberlast time when water gotin all of our power--Oh, what?What?Oh, okay.I mean, it looks likea pretty okay notebook.It's got some grid lines anda QR code, which I assume--(sniffing)Ugh.(sniffing)Ugh, that's the worst smellingnotebook I've ever smelled."Do not microwave this notebook."It's not a big notebook,it's what, 30 Pages?- But it's reusable.- Yeah I guess, howmany pages do you need,but you can just erase it.All right.So, with that,ah dude (water dripping),was that necessary?- Can never be too sure.- I think this is enough water.- I believe it said"damp" not "soaking."- That's an uncomfortable noise.Well I can see already,it's literally running away.So if I just rub it, oh it's gone.Totally gone.(high-pitched voice) Hi, my name's Ken.I make really questionabledecisions on Mystery Tech.And I make Austin--oh no.(banging)Oh, wait wait wait.A Stirling engine?Please don't tell me I haveto build this (laughs).So this is a physics toywhich will be an electricity generator.All right, (mumbles) this is fine.How much was thisparticular Stirling engine?- $100- Oooh, little pricey!Curiosity is the mostpowerful thing you own.Do you own your curiosity?I feel like your curiosity owns you.This is very deep.Oh look at this. Yoo,that's actually really cool!So we need alcohol, which is 95% pure.This better not have comeout of the Mystery Techbudget (bouncy music).You don't have any actual alcohol do you?We need, like, rubbing alcohol.Oh, you did come prepared. Ha you got me.How much was this?- The Don or The...- Yeah this.- Oh. A lot.I bought it to share.- Oh no really? You weren'tgoing to drink this by yourself?You don't just pop abottle of 2009 Dom Pérignonand just be like,(high-pitched voice) I'm Ken Bolido,gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp.(lighter lighting) Ohthat looks excellent.All right, we're gonnagently move this underneath,without burning myself.Okay that is a big flame.So now we need to wait about 30 secondsfor the thing to warm up and then I shouldjust be able to give it a little kickstartand we will have ourselvesa Stirling engine.This is pretty cool and that'sdefinitely a solid flame.Oh it almost started there.Oh look at that!Ho-ho!Dude!- Oh, it's RGB!- Look at that! So this is a100% alcohol powered engine.So essentially the alcohol isbeing fed through the wick,it is lighting up our chamber,which is then, I'm guessing,just like adding enough heatto sorta pressurize this piston.And then that is spinning a flywheelwhich is running a generatorand giving ourselves a tiny little LED.Yo, dude this thing is really cool!Even sounds like an engine. You hear that?Oh it's even speeding up!This is so cool!And then (blows), itshould run out of powerand slowly turn itself off.(Stirling engine running)Oh no.That might be one of the coolest itemswe've ever had on Mystery Tech.I can even forget my stupid eyeballs.(banging)(Austin closing studio door)I just stormed out of the roomand there's a dude who justgave me the weirdest look ever.I literally turned right back aroundand walked inside causeI was so embarrassed.God (bleep). Look there'sonly one Roboraptor.There a bunch of weird derpy cousins,thank you very much Matt,you're a real supporter.There's a bunch of derpy cousins,and stupid versions,but this is the OG.This is what reallykeeps Mystery Tech alive.(laughing)Wait, wait.Do you realize how dumb this looks?(laughing)He's got a rocket launcher on him.All right, this is going to be fun.So I'm fueling up thisstupid dinosaur with water- Do you guysknow how to use water?(roaring)- Oh! Ohh, what? What?All right, yoooo, this is actually cool.(disco music)(crashing)Yeah, oh yes!Fight, fight, fightWhoa!Whoa!Get it! Get it!Get it Roboraptor!Ohh, oh, it's dead.(crashing)Yes! Roboraptor is victorious!Good job.The new one has fire breathing and -no oh okay, well, no, don't fall.It's okay, he's just really excitedbecause he won that battle.It's like it died.It's just like breathingsmoke and trying to get up.(indistinct talking)Yeah okay, Roboraptor wins this round.- Also, now is avery good time to point outthat I made a Twitteraccount for Roboraptor.- Follow it, FOLLOW IT NOW!- I'm getting sweatier andsweatier the longer we go.All right, Square Bear?What?Oh!Why do I have to build things?I don't want to build things, Ken.So this is Square Bear.So I have to put this together?- No, it's a bearfigure that comes in a square.- Oooohhh. Oh.Okay, all right.This is the bear?I just made the bear right now?- Have you seen a bear?(fumbling)I'm looking at the boxand it doesn't look likeyou got it that well.(crashing)- Done.(banging)Status?(high-pitched voice) OooooohhhSo you guys may be familiarwith my love of Status headphones.The CB-1s have lived in my bag for years.That is until theyfinally broke, actually,a couple of months ago.So this is the SAHD-1BT.The BT1, as the kids say.(shaking)- You have a Pixel right?- I do have a Pixel, yes.- It does do aptX.- AhhhhhKen with the classic.It's a bunch of weirdstuff at Mystery Techand then there's a pair of headphones.Which these, are you gonna steal these?- No, they sent me one too.(laughing)- Wait, did they bribe you?Is the reason that theseare at Mystery Techbecause Status hooked up you,they sent you a pair of headphones,like hey, sneak this into Mystery Tech?You getting that kickback, Ken?- No?- That was the least convincing'no' I have ever heard.Oh! So they're on-ears.Mmmm, they feel pretty decent.Um, they're lightweight.Maybe a little bit on the cheap side,but we'll see how they actually sound.So I am traditionally not ahuge fan of on-ear headphones.But...- You can take off the hoodie.It's fine, it's fine.Okay, got it? Got it?- You could putthose underneath it.- Oh look, I can't hear you.What great passive noisecancellation these headphones have.I'm just going to wear thesefor the rest of the video.The highs are actually really pronounced.Like most of the headphonesI feel like I listen to,especially on Mystery Tech,are a little bit on the bass-heavy side,but these actually are really clear.Especially for Bluetooth.All right, time for the'Hotel California' test.Okay, so, they don't quitehave the same bass punchthat I usually like to have in headphones.It's a little bit moreon the treble-y side,but it's not bad.It's certainly not bad.It's just a little bitof a different style,specifically compared to those CB-1sthat I've listened to so often.That being said though, for 100 bucks,I mean, yeah, they do feel alittle bit on the cheap side,but I like that they have USB-C,I like the fact that itdoes support aptX HD.And honestly, these mightactually end up in my bag.Um, although the carryingcase is a little big big.But ah, yeah, not bad!100 bucks? Okay.(muffled music)(Pokemon music)(crinkling)Oh, what?Oh no.- Put it on thefloor, put it on the floor.- You did not buy the Snorlax.Did you buy the Snorlax?Ken, did you buy the Snorlax?Is this the lifesi...(slamming)Ken, how much was the Snorlax?(plastic crinkling)- It was being liquidated so.- A STEAL at $150.- Oh actually that's not bad.I've seen this thingfor like 4, 500 bucks.- I've beenpestering him to get thissince I've started.(plastic crinkling)- AhThis, this is adorable.(laughing)(groaning)All right, so anyway, thank you very muchfor watching this episode of Mystery Tech.Unfortunately, this itemis no longer available,but links to everything else that iswill be in the description.As well as Ken's resumefor an excellent jobof Mystery Tech this month.Why am I laying so seductively like this?- YikesOh no.(beanbag shifting)- I'm sorry Mom.