Early to Bed Early to Rise: A Man's Desires
Kindly captions displayed on screen, with the narrator mentioning that early to bed and rising makes a man want to nap in the afternoon, especially at the beginning of allergy season. The mention of "wabbit season" seems to be an error or a placeholder for the typical phrase "rabbit season," which is often associated with hunting and hunting seasons.
Violent Cartoons from Childhood
The narrator reminisces about the cartoons they used to enjoy as a child, stating that these cartoons are violent by today's standards. However, despite this, the narrator expresses hope that their young audience will also appreciate these classic cartoons. This sentiment is reinforced by the mention of Jedi, implying that the content may still be appealing to younger generations.
Tech and Star Wars
The narrator shifts focus to technology, mentioning Luke Skywalker and a USB device with little green glowing dots. The battery in this device would likely drain before being rechargeable, but Kylo Ren would "finish what it started." The mention of tech and the Star Wars franchise is followed by a discussion about the narrator's vintage Star Wars figure collection.
The Emperor
The narrator discusses their recent efforts to go through their Star Wars vintage figure collection, starting with the Emperor. Unfortunately, the narrator has lost their original cane for this figure, hoping it won't be a reproduction. They also have most of the last 17 figures minus one, which is 16 in total. These figures are mostly in good condition but lack accessories or collector's coins.
Rare Figures
The narrator highlights three figures that still come with their collector's coins: Han Solo, Frozen in Carbonite, and EeVeE 99. The narrator notes that the EeVeE 99 head is slightly loose, while this figure has a rare trigger that makes its mouth open and close. The vintage Ewoks are mostly complete on the Ewok shelf.
Other Collectibles
The narrator mentions a recorded yak face with a repro coin standing behind their Blue Snaggletooth. They also discuss finding a Star Wars sign to place near this figure, as it is the only one they have.
Food and Celebrations
The mention of food follows, where the mom in the background is preparing lunch. The narrator jokingly mentions being hung out to dry by leaving them wondering what's for lunch. A high-five is offered, but the parent seems uninterested in engaging in conversation further. Instead, the focus shifts to the mom's love of waving an American flag and starting preparations for the Fourth of July.
Bubble Machine
The narrator explains that the bubble machine works similarly to how they press a trigger to release bubbles. The mention of the bubble machine is unrelated to the previous topic but serves as a brief aside in the conversation.
Snaggletooths and Cleaning Toys
A conversation about cleaning toys follows, particularly Mr. Spot's irony of being left on the floor despite being designed for cleanliness. A Bonzai Baby builds a Jawa Sandcrawler toy chest, showcasing its impressive skills.
Moments with Wookiees
The narrator teases their kid by suggesting they go swimming like Scrooge McDuck and make a splash in the water. The mention of Wookiees is tied to this playful conversation about being rich.
Closing Remarks
As the video comes to an end, the narrator thanks viewers for watching, encourages them to share and subscribe, and invites participation on their social platforms. They also invite support in various ways, concluding the video with a call to action.
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enearly to bed early to rise makes a man want to nap in the afternoon especially at the beginning of allergy season wabbit season allergy season wabbit season allergy season wabbit season uh the cartoons I used to adore when I was a kid are violent by today's standards yet I'm hopeful Jedi will like them too Jenna da da duh thank you ma'am oh go for sending along Luke Skywalker's held that charge is USB devices from this end and it has little green glowing dots and if the battery runs out before I can recharge it that's okay kylo Ren will finish what it started people who claim that I don't talk about tech anymore paying attention I finally did something that I've been putting off and that was going through my star wars vintage figure collection this is the Emperor that I mailed a way for although I'm missing his cane so I'll have to get that and hopefully that won't be a reproduction cane I also happen to have most of the last 17 minus 1 so I have 16 of the last 17 these are in good condition but they're missing accessories or a collector's coin in the case of Han Solo frozen in carbonite I don't know if collectors coins were created for all of the vintage Star Wars figures though these three are still complete with their coins though my eevee 99 head is a bit loose apparently this one is also very rare the trigger in the back makes his mouth open and close the vintage Ewoks are mostly complete on the Ewok shelf I'm better off than I thought I was but still have a long way to go let's not forget about a recorded yak face with a repro coin standing right behind my blue snaggletooth the only blue snaggletooth i have we should see if we can find some kind of Star Wars sign to put up there instead are you hungry chennai wanted the lightsaber although it's not a real lightsaber it's a battery it just looks like a lightsaber are you no longer interested let's see what mom is making for lunch okay yeah high five you're really going to leave me hanging like this you're eating dried apples that's kind of American she loves waving that American flag begin preparing for the fourth of July mommy's favorite holiday that's kind of how the bubble machine works you press the trigger then the bubbles come out like this where'd you go I thought you wanted the bubble I've successfully snagged a smuggled blue snaggletooth I have a feeling this is going to be more rare and valuable than the original Kenner figure mr. spot the irony of these quote-unquote cleaning toys is that they're usually left in the middle of the floor bonzai baby is continuing to build Jedi's Jawa sandcrawler toy chest she seems to have removed the treads temporarily but they just make the Jawa sandcrawler toy chest that much more epic does mommy you want a sip of Daddy's coffee we mean yeah you can't drink coffee wait a second I let you in and then you throw out the poop and wookie see he's permanently in that position oh you're rich I tell ya do you want to go swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck oh boy someone lost their nipple hey firestorm hello what the water mom thank you I'll let you know as soon as my heart beat resumes thanks again for taking the time to watch like share subscribe leave positive comments participate with us on this and every other social platform every single day and of course supporting us in whatever ways that you see fit we'll see you tomorrowearly to bed early to rise makes a man want to nap in the afternoon especially at the beginning of allergy season wabbit season allergy season wabbit season allergy season wabbit season uh the cartoons I used to adore when I was a kid are violent by today's standards yet I'm hopeful Jedi will like them too Jenna da da duh thank you ma'am oh go for sending along Luke Skywalker's held that charge is USB devices from this end and it has little green glowing dots and if the battery runs out before I can recharge it that's okay kylo Ren will finish what it started people who claim that I don't talk about tech anymore paying attention I finally did something that I've been putting off and that was going through my star wars vintage figure collection this is the Emperor that I mailed a way for although I'm missing his cane so I'll have to get that and hopefully that won't be a reproduction cane I also happen to have most of the last 17 minus 1 so I have 16 of the last 17 these are in good condition but they're missing accessories or a collector's coin in the case of Han Solo frozen in carbonite I don't know if collectors coins were created for all of the vintage Star Wars figures though these three are still complete with their coins though my eevee 99 head is a bit loose apparently this one is also very rare the trigger in the back makes his mouth open and close the vintage Ewoks are mostly complete on the Ewok shelf I'm better off than I thought I was but still have a long way to go let's not forget about a recorded yak face with a repro coin standing right behind my blue snaggletooth the only blue snaggletooth i have we should see if we can find some kind of Star Wars sign to put up there instead are you hungry chennai wanted the lightsaber although it's not a real lightsaber it's a battery it just looks like a lightsaber are you no longer interested let's see what mom is making for lunch okay yeah high five you're really going to leave me hanging like this you're eating dried apples that's kind of American she loves waving that American flag begin preparing for the fourth of July mommy's favorite holiday that's kind of how the bubble machine works you press the trigger then the bubbles come out like this where'd you go I thought you wanted the bubble I've successfully snagged a smuggled blue snaggletooth I have a feeling this is going to be more rare and valuable than the original Kenner figure mr. spot the irony of these quote-unquote cleaning toys is that they're usually left in the middle of the floor bonzai baby is continuing to build Jedi's Jawa sandcrawler toy chest she seems to have removed the treads temporarily but they just make the Jawa sandcrawler toy chest that much more epic does mommy you want a sip of Daddy's coffee we mean yeah you can't drink coffee wait a second I let you in and then you throw out the poop and wookie see he's permanently in that position oh you're rich I tell ya do you want to go swimming in it like Scrooge McDuck oh boy someone lost their nipple hey firestorm hello what the water mom thank you I'll let you know as soon as my heart beat resumes thanks again for taking the time to watch like share subscribe leave positive comments participate with us on this and every other social platform every single day and of course supporting us in whatever ways that you see fit we'll see you tomorrow\n"
