The Epic Game Store Debacle: A Tale of Gory Proportions and Poor Decision Making

As we embarked on our latest gaming adventure, I couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation. Our objective was to complete a particularly challenging mission, one that would require us to navigate the depths of hell itself. The game's design seemed to take great pleasure in subjecting us to an endless barrage of bullets, explosions, and general mayhem.

As we made our way through the game world, things started to go awry from the get-go. Our first attempt at completing the mission ended in disaster, with Evangelo, one half of our two-man team, being brutally taken down by a stray bullet. The pain was palpable, and it seemed as though all hope was lost.

However, we refused to give up. We regrouped, reassessed, and devised a new plan of attack. Our next attempt at the mission was met with similar results, but this time around, our poor soldier took a rather unfortunate blow to the face courtesy of an exploding grenade. The anguish that followed was something I can only liken to having my insides ripped out.

It seemed as though every move we made triggered some kind of catastrophic event, sending us all crashing back down into the depths of despair. Our team's morale was at an all-time low, and it seemed like we were doomed to fail from the get-go.

But then, something strange happened. As we continued to flail about in our attempts to complete the mission, we stumbled upon a rather ingenious solution. With the help of some clever sniping, dodging, and general mayhem, we managed to turn the tables on our enemies and come out on top.

Or so we thought. It seemed that our efforts had actually made things worse for us. As we pressed onward, we found ourselves confronted with an onslaught of cop cars, exploding grenades, and other forms of vehicular mayhem that left me questioning my very existence.

At this point, it was clear to everyone involved that something had gone terribly wrong. The game seemed to be intentionally trying to sabotage our every attempt at progress, leaving us all wondering what kind of sadistic individual would design such a thing. It was as though the developers were engaged in some sort of twisted game of cat and mouse with our very sanity.

As we trudged along, desperately searching for an escape route or an exit strategy, it became clear that we had to abandon ship. Our once-promising mission had devolved into a mere exercise in frustration, one that seemed destined to consume us all whole.

And yet, even as I write these words, I find myself wondering what could have been. What if we had simply managed to overcome our differences and worked together as a team? Would the game have yielded its secrets to us, or would we still be stuck in this endless cycle of pain and despair?

The answers to these questions, much like our own well-being, remain shrouded in mystery. All I can do is nod in respect towards those who would dare to take on such a challenge, knowing that even the bravest among us must sometimes face defeat and uncertainty.

As for myself, I shall retreat back into the safety of my gaming den, nursing my wounded pride and vowing never again to tempt fate so boldly. The Epic Game Store may have won this round, but I will be back, armed with an arsenal of newfound wits and an even greater determination to survive its infernal clutches.

For now, though, I shall bid you adieu, my dear readers. May your gaming experiences be forever free from the scourge of exploding grenades and cop cars, for that is a fate worse than death itself.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enall right i'm gonna go see about a campaign is there anything i should specifically do uh what do you mean specifically is there any campaign that you guys like that works better you're battle hardened why are you battle-hardened i think special version of the game of prayer like the ultimate edition or something probably oh all right so i'm gonna put it on veteran because we're good at this game right yeah veterans should be good yeah yeah or nightmare yeah yeah definitely that if you want a really short sweet video nightmare is the way to go i mean do you want my nightmare yeah yeah all right okay you know i think it could be it could be fun i uh haven't played much but i like it so far it gets uh it gets really tough on veteran difficulty i will tell you that funny it's on holly i can't imagine what nightmare's gonna look like i'm sure it's fine i mean i'm a pretty good fps man what are corruption cards those are the bad things mark yeah so you get to choose your deck and there's also some random corruption event cards that pop up every time you do a level two we're going with slumber party oh all of these are active oh never mind they're all there oh what the bonus stuff you have to do the copper one so it's uh not go down any more than two times with the bonus copper all right easy yeah easy easy supply points are how you unlock more cards your coppers like just get this run until we die they leave behind pools of acid cool cool you all right there turn your bash into a knife dude combat knife nice nice nice knife knife nice nice knife nice knife nice knife nice hmm nice you have to do an intro and all those fancy bits no i already did it if they want to play this game they can use the link in the description to use my creator code markiplier on the epic game store oh cool yeah it is pretty cool creator code creator code all right well i'm swinging swinging machete we could have pulled together got the support item upgrade but that's okay what does it even mean okay so do you see the far right your gun has a gray bar and whatever your starting item was has a gray bar you actually upgrade the quality of it through the box so if you upgrade support item upgrade means that your healing items would do more they'd be upgraded so you can go from gray to green to blue to purple i don't know if you go to gold or not but it goes up the gold at least for attachments for guns now i spend it on another gun i feel very good about my purchase it's a shotgun with a scope dude sick that's good you're not worth it i'm not talking about you i was shopping for my own thing i guess it did kind of sound a little bit like that's not worth it you know yeah your purchases are awful and you should feel bad i do not all right i'm gonna open that lower yeah i'm gonna open the door door's open all right don't kill me i'm gonna be in in front with a sword all right oh that looks special oh a tall man oh no i shot walker in the face i shot walker oh there he's gone oh he's fine stop stop stop it usually a melee does this and left for nothing apparently oh my god how am i this low on health already well there's a tall boy beating the crap out of you no no no i'm in this room off to the side by myself oh that's me with you then okay cool where there's another one there's a big thing tank thing oh i'm dead boy why am i dead kill them no they're all acid like all of them and i'll get you buddy don't worry buddy i got your pal i'm getting you walking walker okay well here's an mp5 with some attachments and a pistol with some attachments hey i got a glock ooh green mag bob where are you i'm gonna heal you up hey i'm right here copper some i opened the door oh i know if it was a breakdown or not there you go have a stop oh did i go too far forward i got intel i don't know what india means oh so that's a free car that's a free perk where'd you grab that it was up here uh off to the left in the now cove see anyone's name right here oh right here watch out walkers is standing in the group i knew this scope would come in handy okay uh we've got some stuff over here stun guns and so on um the stun will automatically get you uh released oh i have a stun and there's also a uh uh uh ammo thing in the ammo pouch we can also drop ammo for each other if we're using different kinds of guns right oh there's meds up here oh god we need that oh oh oh there's a big there's a big he's at the door he's big oh he's big he explodes i forgot how that works it's fascinating because he doesn't look like a typical exploder you know fat and bloated he just looks like very stocky but uh yeah he blows oh bad thing down here whoa hey ow how'd you hit me oh ridiculous range ridiculous swinging arm bob i can save you i've got the defibrillator oh yeah he's dead can i count on you thanks why am i taking damage ah it might be an acid that i can't see here oh no i just only have 16 health thanks dude you're welcome that'll fix it are you guys ready to trigger a of course yeah so what was that the intro stuff that was the opportunity for the first level now nightmare mode really begins oh behind us big exploder in the doorway great you got this right wade you got this blade uh-oh your battle is not good you're battle hardened you're hard from battle harder how hard you are when you get and you get uh pumped hey at least maybe the problem was that mark's shotgun didn't have a powerful enough scope you're right i only had two times not five times maybe we're gonna be doing this on a nightmare we've got a band together can we maybe not do that maybe go veteran i get plus 10 team health oh yeah walker's pretty good yeah mom gives the whole team an extra life i think so if like we all go down we get to continue i think which is nice oh mom mom mom is this veteran this is veteran oh excellent look at there's only two corruption cards headshots and don't go down and that's well we were really not good at that earlier so yeah we'll see about that all right you guys ready uh should i spend my cash on anything i'm sure i have a lot of cash um it's good to save up sometimes you can get like the 1500 points that's what i was doing yeah that sounds good yeah that sounds good i mean if you need to buy stuff you buy stuff lead also uh damn it i should check the room for zombies first yeah that's a good start there's a a nod a nade and a sneaker over here a naughty oh a 1911 yeah dude oh um pills hills here drugs you got drugs hello you scared me i forgot you existed i just dropped some wire which is definitely useful for upstairs if anyone wants to grab it evangelo was stuck in the okay there's an acog here taking that hey wait i think i saw a big guy wait yeah there's a big guy there i did see a big guy i knew i did i don't think he should be able to hit through a door oh frame seems like he shouldn't be able to power of the tall tall boys is very i don't know what they're actually called i don't actually call it all boys molly over here bandage too ah thank you got him you guys all have a healing item there's abandoned no i will take the bandages i got the card that spawns more money around and i can see it through walls so i love money that sounds big something sounds big that's big uh outside uh mark mark it's right there oh my god is it better thank you okay thank you everyone all over again pipe bomb pipe bombs are very good oh those are cool oh hey hi how you doing take that if you see a red attachment on a gun by the way red means it's broken oh oh why is it even there uh somebody maybe wants to heal up with the thingies all right i'll get you wade are you sure all right thank you thanks sally no i'm good see i'm a pro at this game i don't take that you are all right then i'm just going to start this up you guys ready to lower the words yeah man yeah dude yeah dude look i'll put fire on this bridge nothing going to get through watch this watch this oh they come out of the windows hello hello well this seems much more manageable than the last yeah something's different you know something feels different yeah i gotta be honest from nightmare to this is kind of nuts no don't do it evangelo move or something dude god dang there we go it's just standing there this is much more manageable like much i sort of thought i could continue to get ammo so i really used a lot there but the ammo pile is apparently empty even though it's also still there no no no it's gone uh axe i got an explosive in my hand so we have a big dude we can throw this and blow him up can you blow open that door that needs a tool giggle guys i gotta do a deer girl oh a good a dick eagle nice can you strip the parts off of a gun that you have where's that ammo at ammo oh dude i'm going down nice ow did you hit me no there's fall oh i thought of angela okay big there's a big if you guys look up in here there's a big warning about watching your step on the ladder big dude dude coming in there he is dead how do you watch your step on the ladder though that's my question oh you just walk off rather than jump off i didn't jump off i walked off and i it still sucked i jumped off yeah well i'm not an idiot so i'm not an idiot either over here with the arm he's about to oh ow and you get chucked there's a lot of birds frangelo please check out this garage here probably oh fine there's fire pickles it's on fire no whoa hey the fire is pretty real one of us gets a free heal on this and the the trauma that we have the red and black on our health bar will be healed up by that too i guess it should be you wade that's like unhealable right you need you need something other upgrades with cards or yeah the those specific big dude you still get heals on it but it costs 400 copper big dude has no idea are we we letting him go why not did you get the heel yeah you got the heel okay bygone bygone hello who's shooting is that of angela evangelo no the big dude sees us now i don't think how could he man an evangel was kind of good oh bob bob we moved ahead i'm surprised that didn't alert the birds every every zombie screech just makes me think of new metal oh so don't shoot the birds is that what we've decided the plan is yeah okay okay i can do that i can do that lmg here god he's a badass man evangelo really took a lot of damage there so what do we go in the safe room now or just hang out here yes so what do we go in the safe room i'm just looking there's an ammo box hi friend hello do you get like topped up on ammo if you in the safe room sort of feel or not really i mean he's a shop so once we close the store i think it's a store that accesses like that yeah nice oh we did it guys we're veterans we did it we're so good i feel battle hardened as much as waden exactly maybe even more so high the computer can't process it it's wrapped all the way around that's actually over nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine yeah i kicked back around to zero absolutely i'm ready for nightmare difficulty honestly i can't imagine i turn it back up i can't believe how big of a jump it is from this difficulty to that difficulty usually there's like at least four increments some of it's also the luck of the draw with the cards you pull too oh more bird two extra birds angelo loves birds he loves birds oh evangelo he loves guys go ahead and ammo pouch myself i got his extra copper piles i got also extra copper piles oh there's guys so many copper also don't forget to reload your secondary because for some reason every time you start a level your secondary is empty you want me to reload my bat is that what you want me to do yeah let me load your back reload get it out mark and just oh gosh i'm trying to get loaded oh sorry oh my god i'm so sorry what are you doing nothing nothing happened you seemed to be aiming at me no no just inspecting reloading my okay well i bought a defibrillator okay i bought so i can save one of us i've got a tool kit so i can open one of those uh special doors every place cool i'm opening this special door they're they're birds all right i could hear them so be careful with all the zombies uh smg over there according to evangelo is there anything explosive or anything around here that one exploded we're gonna we're gonna miss that's cool man so hot fire well if angela we're really stuck over here now molotov on me hey um guys oh is that good oh okay well look out behind i'm trying oh what's the most effective way to help you it's big hey guys i need some birds oh i got razor wire hang on did it where'd it go i didn't put it down the big thing it's on me this thing's big what do we do what do we do what do we do what do we do uh i've got a horde of little dudes i gotta get rid of come on stop being alive whoa oh jesus there's a lot of bad things going on over here there sure are i am reloading i have 10 health left he takes up the entire area where do i kite him uh uh good question all right don't worry bob i'll get you well he really guys i have aggro somehow don't worry i'm keeping aggro oh no he's throwing him don't don't you're throwing his areas quantum i'm taunting call them mean names ow hey you big gross piece of garbage how you doing you you like that you suck what happened to the birds maybe we can uh they were disturbed oh ow don't worry guys i'll fish him off oh no oh mark seems to have died what happened to me i don't know you just webbed for a minute there a stinger somewhere oh okay well that's unfair makes you feel any better i shot you after you got webbed hoping it would free you thank you this is the convergence of those well no one could break you free i was like well maybe shooting it would help yeah um did it alright well hey now you guys know there's a big dude that there's a big dude yeah i should have set up my barbed wire sooner i would have stopped him don't worry guys watch this drink a barber that does nothing it stopped them oh it did okay that does nothing they were running at you and then they were all and then they weren't running at you all right you know what i was a little bit scared and i closed my eyes and i covered my face there's like a big guy down there evangel you might want to give the big guy oh you guys got it save that hey i was i carried that oh do you want it back no it's okay you can do whatever you're doing whatever that is there's a so how close do we have to get oh okay oh shoot me wait shoot me i'm webbed you're in the shed i'm coming i got hit into the shed i got don't worry my barbed wire long enough for me to revive you it's not stopping it's not stopping them it's not oh no i don't want to be alive i'm so slow wait you seem to be taking quite a lot of damage i scared the birds hey guys all right hang on watch this dodge right tweet bricks the legs quick legs twix twix twix the legs ah no i got him i'm going to bat this ogre's ankles to death he's never going to see what's coming are you laying on the ground with your back i'm twixt his legs get him and get him in the groondle i'm getting him in the grindle i'm dead i'm dead in the grindel oh i'm okay okay it seemed a little unfair effort they they really like suddenly a lot came at once it's deceptive because the first thing we did previously to this level that wasn't like that well both times we upset the birds which just spawns another horde when the boss spawns he brings a bunch of dudes with them but upsetting the birds uh doubled that well that one started off really unfortunately because i literally the big arm guy hit me into the shed and then i was just yeah and then i was just like oh okay yeah i was trying to catch you dead now and then one of the exploding guys blasted me as far away from the shed as possible do we have to start at the beginning again or do we get to move to where we just died i think i can start us on the second level but we'll get to select an extra card but we have less chance of finding like some of the upgrades it won't be a big deal i'll go ahead and start on the second one so we can just pick up there awesome all right ready when you guys you may start it yeah i'm ready veteran difficulty level two of act one did you shoot me no i did you must have got blowback oh i can't shoot in here no i'll get you i'll get you from the doorway i go to select starting point and the second level says pain train but that was the third level maybe you can't start at that checkpoint maybe that checkpoint is in the middle of it maybe i'll just start at the beginning again okay mastodon milk there's a protein powder here called mastodon milk i like that i think mastodons are extinct i'm pretty sure well their milk still persists it's like oil you dig it up exactly do you harvest mass you have to dig deep and find their memories you go down i zoned out for like two seconds gotta dig deep and find those mastodon memories oh it's beautiful beautiful thing i'm not gonna start with my copper finder i did you know what specimen sampling bird call good here mark extra copper i'll do copper too oh thanks man you got the right oh are we doing copper we're doing a copper rod and copper all right i'll do some copper copper as copper heavy as we can let's all ass i got a tool kit so we find a secret door i got a tool kit secret tunnel cigarettes i'm playing the belgian i am also playing the belgian i'm double shotgun and this is probably a great strategy a bob did you want one of these attachments um no i already have a mag i like well i'll take it on my other one i guess i hear the gurgles why ah man the it's not very good when i run out of ammo what do you do ammo for no i mean my my gun my gun was out of ammo i don't know i don't have a bat anymore big big boomy wait what boom big boom big boomy big booty i can't run so much money wow over here you gotta chill out and you need to stop shooting so close to me my dude dude angelo is a loose cannon can i take the attachment off of something and then unfortunately unless you find another attachment of the same type you can swap it and then get it back out that way specimen container oh but my tool hang on someone else grab it bob bob grab it what you'll love it if you don't have a we don't want to drop our toolkit you'll love it well i have a stun gun the tool kit's more valuable but the stun gun also sucks well we're going to use a toolkit on the next here because that's where the door was that's true next we run back yeah we'll run back we'll run back we'll run back i will run back baby i'm calling them guys i have a sniper rifle that's awesome whoa tall boy nice wow it does a lot of damage why isn't my barbed wire float with them even a little bit that's what i was saying and bob called me crazy for not thinking that it uh sorry mom you are crazy bob i just stabbed you in the neck i apologize that didn't feel great if i'm honest there's an exploding uh we have two specials up here oh oh oh oh oh something big behind me just exploded explode your spot eventually you want to blow it up on evangel there he goes watch out for the cowboy oh no he grabbed me i didn't realize that was an option oh yeah i thought that big arm was only for some i didn't even yeah i thought he was a more smasher not a grabber yeah that's not cool bro that's not cool bro hey a tool boy it's a toolkit guys fall back nah fall forward oh maybe back i'll get him i'll get him i'm i'm spinning her he doesn't know what's happening got him all forward this looks fun pretty decent vector there a sniper rifle oh that's a better sniper rifle than i have there's an even better sniper rifle right here the the m95 lots of snipers i have a better one did you want to go grab the thing that bob dropped or the other toolkit mark uh there was actually a toolkit that spawned right here so we have extras don't worry i got a silencer okay i think you mean it's like it's just like the sound of someone's last breath up to the ladder you climb down it no you don't i did it i literally slowly walked up to it you don't take damage if you land over here idiots birds on the left birds on the left uh are killing the birds killing birds oh oh there's one by the birds i don't like that guys my shotgun's quiet i can shoot the birds boost away they're coming from the insides as well oh he's coming whoa he's big oh he's got me god damn there's a lot of them way to go wade this is not entirely my fault uh-huh so at some point we got to blame the birds yeah the damn birds yeah it seems like suddenly this is much harder than it was previously that fire's real close to those birds it's fine i think we got to go on the ground it seems fine i don't i don't know how we're going to get around those guys i mean you can go down on the ground right yeah i'm going to go down yes thank you whoever just hang the smg again lmg there's birds on the left oh i see them it's okay marcus is the silent killer he's like heart disease you'll never see him coming you're like at hq like uh breaker burger has his heart disease coming in hot you guys got the gates open ready for me disease coming in breaker breaker this is a fib uh stalking from the shadows oh there's a lot of explosives in here maybe don't shoot those while i'm near them oh we got another tall boy coming yeah we do nice oh it's a good thing there's not too many birds around here jeez all right time to move out ah he's out of here goodbye i guess it's you wade all right oh birds on the left on the right ah so much gold copper white copper why is it copper uh penny for their thoughts it's funny because they said it was funny do you get it i'm i'm laughing i don't like the way evangelo is pointing his gun directly at my face all right we're safe finally i feel so safe thank god we're safe i feel safe i feel so safe don't worry i'll protect you just don't move don't move a muscle you got an infected on your face if anything comes up behind you i'll just shoot right around let me tell you what oh does that mean that they won't see us too i'm sure though no they can't see through either sure come on man oh it's foggy in here too oh god it's literally everywhere you got phil he really oh wow there's a really cool fog yeah do you guys want these attachments what's happening i'm like i'm looking at attachment oh just attachments all over the ground a barrel attack no i have an epic silencer wait hang on there's a bandage no hang on i need to make a switch leave that there watch this switch that out switch this wham yes my shotgun's great oh it's foggy i'm for the whispers nothing some spitting tape won't fix watch out for the birds that is quiet that's very quiet mark thank you no one knew a thing hey there's birds to the right i don't know if anyone's talking to the birds behind us and get this copper pile rifle here oh that seems worth it god evangelo's so helpful evangelist really concerned about the birds wade yeah i imagine he is this will be used i know of angela evangel can you can you turn around and look at all the he's shooting at the birds he's literally shooting at the bird he's just eyeballing that's crazy i think guys can i try and stay up here for the boss fight oh yeah yeah we can just try to pull them back okay there's gas and uh because i can snipe at them from here and so i can i can i can help okay cool yeah we'll just i'll run out and grab them just be careful like special ads that spawn too oh no nothing's gonna spawn and uh the birds don't forget that the birds exist there's no birds here they're no but they're still back here oh i hear that here he comes hair geared here bad feeling but you know i forgot about the fog running away i'm running away evangelo we're coming back here buddy angelo pal friend what's the app help me please hit me help me oh oh oh oh oh oh god well evangelo's down all right good he gave it his best effort just watch the birds watching those birds trying to keep ads off your back mark there's a lot of ads on your back yeah there are a lot of ads on my back i'm gonna get up here why am i on the ground oh my god yeah you staggered him what's he doing oh god he grabbed me that's what he was doing oh um i'm trying to out can you get mark wait yeah i'll cover you leaving already here he's going away yeah he grabbed me and he was doing a strange thing like a reach around type maneuver and i didn't like it you get an evangelo i can't really cover you that much question jumping special that's terrifying i'm very dead i don't have a i don't have a difference i have a fur fibulator hang on i gotta okay cool good good good good good cool cool cool cool i can't be in my special upstairs spot anymore i don't like that okay don't worry about it pooch's evangelo came rocketing past me oh watch out something that's why i evangelist behind us oh what happened watch out for the birds oh he's hurting oh he's squirting he's hurt squirting oh i think he's the you think he's getting the birds running away okay i think it's going for the birds dude i did so much damage with the sniper rifle i bet you did that was a really good head shot right onto your head my bad it's all good i'm just glad you had a good shot it was also really quiet you know oh evangelo's tanking them there's two there's two that's not good that's too many that's one too many than we wanted he's dead got him oh i made his arm go playing oh there's other ones though watch out boys oh wait hey wade oh shotguns are too dangerous the spread you gotta get silencer would never no he'd never wake up the car oh i guess you're right yeah cars cars are mainly spooked by loud noises i know this we know this oh something's big in the tunnel it's in the it's right there yeah there it is that's a lot of zombos the vegas just sort of chilling yeah he's chilling there's two bigs actually what the he successfully puked on me i killed him i killed him there was a police car right there guys yeah uh so what shoot it don't shoot it what's the deal i don't know give me that it's fine i think if it was already not alarmed that would've been bad how could it go off twice if you guys see any sniper ammo i really burned through quite a bit how do i drop ammo yeah find us find us nevermind he's dead how do you do this i hit tab and on the bottom you can drag and drop that i don't know i am now full you can have that back all right if anyone got shotgun i need shotguns so i can't give you that oh i need trout well i don't need all my shotguns right here where oh the shock i did ping that oh isn't there isn't no that's rifle hell yeah thank you locked doors have alarms that can alert the herd this door is alarmed but i'll use my tool kit to open it up it worked like magic honker what's a honker it's fine it's dead i really caught that in the face yeah you guys said look out and i turned around and ran right into him it's right there look out for sniper there bob i'm actually over here oh i sense meds in here there's no meds in here zero uh where are you at mark oh you have a lot of trauma dude evangelo has no trauma what what heck mark do you still need shotgun ammo always there's some behind you behind you i mean behind you i'm dealing with zombies my dude it's not like i didn't know where it was i was just dealing with stuff all quiet like that's fair it's behind you mark you got it i found a first aid cabinet that i'm using greedily that's a good angelo is staring at the never mind he woke up hey mark look he found a big guy hit him hit him boom oh my man could i just use oh god hey buddy there's another one ow you know what evangelo we all kind of need some help it's a zombie apocalypse well done uh either mark or me should use this thing to on trauma uh it's already mark already used it so now it costs 400 copper oh bad oh well that's not a bad deal can i use it again yeah uh yeah actually can i use it for the 400. i'll use it the cost does not go up it stays at 400. oh good oh big i'll make it bigger always when i heal always right when i what's this what's going on here oh the needs of many 50s sure to be able to use it that's okay i'm not here here i got i dude i'm rich dude i'm loaded boom bro thank you i'm not gonna give you any it sounds like you have enough something's really working up loogie over here oh wait wait wait wait wait wait help ow okay that seems crazy yeah the red pog is like extra fog and the melee is actually pretty good i don't use it enough big big big arm arm arms uh where are you guys what are you guys over here uh here my ass handed to me by arms mcgee evangelo's down evangelo's down oh this is a lot oh my god you guys i am dying no you're not no you're not not today the angelo is just coated in blood that went well how many copper is it to heal i might need two oh exploding no no no no no no okay maybe we need to go forward yeah all right oh tool kit door yes perfect oh looks like some good stuffs in here see that this rifle here i guess i could put in a cog there's an egg wait wait but i wait i have a sniper can i have that oh free healing well wait it looks like and never mind evangelo just took it oh but he didn't take the free charge oh he didn't no go use that weight that's good the best bloater uh dude all my stuff is so crusty with blood and whatnots it's kind of awesome but those are kind of gross is that affected in the long run like you said things could get damaged is that how it gets don't just damaged at me he he really was just watching huh you really ran over and just looked at me so stupid i walked right through you got you guys you got yours oh guys we really need to kill the big thing before okay we're ready to kill the other big thing before oh okay no you're not i'm not in the room with your help oh good luck guys okay i have a defrost later don't worry about it there's a wall a bad okay coming to get you don't worry guys i'm meleeing him this will work oh okay hey can someone get me up i got you i'm good thanks for asking always here for you mom thanks babe i think we failed our bonus objective mission failed successfully there's another tall guy oh there's another one he's dead there's another tall guy oh my god oh my god i'm dead behind you i don't know where they're coming from bob i'm down oh my god i'm down in a pretty decent spot for fixing me there's oh there's a grabby hand in here wade i don't know if you want to come in here okay guys uh guys uh guys all right mark oh no you got it mark fight him off uh-huh things done spawning behind us for a minute i don't know i think i'm drawing his ire he's ironing me good excellent oh i'm out of ammo oh god well thank god i just landed in some fire and pain are you trying to save evangelo the he's almost dead get him get him i'll cut his ankles i'm reloading smack him flick him there's so much fire he's dead oh my god there's so much fire here i think i'm getting you why is there fire right here why are you guys inside the uh the unending fire yeah why is there just constant fire okay okay i don't know angela if you run into the fire and die evangelist finished it you did it we did it no we did it yeah who just shot right into my ass jeez that would be evangelo martin mark mark mark that's uh oh where where's the end where's the end can we get to the end someone want to give me uh ammo and what kind of ammo shotgun ammo would be great i'm right there i'm meleeing the hell out of everything mark swap me out shotgun yourself shotgunning up here they come behind us that up front bad on me i'm getting so no you aren't hey thanks oh that's not good no that's bad i have nine health yeah that's just enough dude that's just enough so don't hit the cop cars so much further don't hit the top cars who would make that mistake who would make that mistake tall boy oh wait i don't have enough health to walk there's an exploder on evangelo never mind oh where oh man all right guys i had a defibrillator does it drop when i die or no you have to drop it son of a oh what are you talking about what did i do oh i'm being smooth i'm being smooched i've been smooched oh my god good only two tall boys inside good god how close were we to the end it was right there close no all right we had to continue we could do it all again no i think that's it for me but we were so close sure that's very fun you know anyone who wants to play this at home should look in the link in the description below and go to the epic game store and use my creator code my creator code my creator code markiplier my creator code our creator code markiplier our my creator code markiplier yep also thank you uh comments chat audience our esteemed guests gentle listeners okay bye youall right i'm gonna go see about a campaign is there anything i should specifically do uh what do you mean specifically is there any campaign that you guys like that works better you're battle hardened why are you battle-hardened i think special version of the game of prayer like the ultimate edition or something probably oh all right so i'm gonna put it on veteran because we're good at this game right yeah veterans should be good yeah yeah or nightmare yeah yeah definitely that if you want a really short sweet video nightmare is the way to go i mean do you want my nightmare yeah yeah all right okay you know i think it could be it could be fun i uh haven't played much but i like it so far it gets uh it gets really tough on veteran difficulty i will tell you that funny it's on holly i can't imagine what nightmare's gonna look like i'm sure it's fine i mean i'm a pretty good fps man what are corruption cards those are the bad things mark yeah so you get to choose your deck and there's also some random corruption event cards that pop up every time you do a level two we're going with slumber party oh all of these are active oh never mind they're all there oh what the bonus stuff you have to do the copper one so it's uh not go down any more than two times with the bonus copper all right easy yeah easy easy supply points are how you unlock more cards your coppers like just get this run until we die they leave behind pools of acid cool cool you all right there turn your bash into a knife dude combat knife nice nice nice knife knife nice nice knife nice knife nice knife nice hmm nice you have to do an intro and all those fancy bits no i already did it if they want to play this game they can use the link in the description to use my creator code markiplier on the epic game store oh cool yeah it is pretty cool creator code creator code all right well i'm swinging swinging machete we could have pulled together got the support item upgrade but that's okay what does it even mean okay so do you see the far right your gun has a gray bar and whatever your starting item was has a gray bar you actually upgrade the quality of it through the box so if you upgrade support item upgrade means that your healing items would do more they'd be upgraded so you can go from gray to green to blue to purple i don't know if you go to gold or not but it goes up the gold at least for attachments for guns now i spend it on another gun i feel very good about my purchase it's a shotgun with a scope dude sick that's good you're not worth it i'm not talking about you i was shopping for my own thing i guess it did kind of sound a little bit like that's not worth it you know yeah your purchases are awful and you should feel bad i do not all right i'm gonna open that lower yeah i'm gonna open the door door's open all right don't kill me i'm gonna be in in front with a sword all right oh that looks special oh a tall man oh no i shot walker in the face i shot walker oh there he's gone oh he's fine stop stop stop it usually a melee does this and left for nothing apparently oh my god how am i this low on health already well there's a tall boy beating the crap out of you no no no i'm in this room off to the side by myself oh that's me with you then okay cool where there's another one there's a big thing tank thing oh i'm dead boy why am i dead kill them no they're all acid like all of them and i'll get you buddy don't worry buddy i got your pal i'm getting you walking walker okay well here's an mp5 with some attachments and a pistol with some attachments hey i got a glock ooh green mag bob where are you i'm gonna heal you up hey i'm right here copper some i opened the door oh i know if it was a breakdown or not there you go have a stop oh did i go too far forward i got intel i don't know what india means oh so that's a free car that's a free perk where'd you grab that it was up here uh off to the left in the now cove see anyone's name right here oh right here watch out walkers is standing in the group i knew this scope would come in handy okay uh we've got some stuff over here stun guns and so on um the stun will automatically get you uh released oh i have a stun and there's also a uh uh uh ammo thing in the ammo pouch we can also drop ammo for each other if we're using different kinds of guns right oh there's meds up here oh god we need that oh oh oh there's a big there's a big he's at the door he's big oh he's big he explodes i forgot how that works it's fascinating because he doesn't look like a typical exploder you know fat and bloated he just looks like very stocky but uh yeah he blows oh bad thing down here whoa hey ow how'd you hit me oh ridiculous range ridiculous swinging arm bob i can save you i've got the defibrillator oh yeah he's dead can i count on you thanks why am i taking damage ah it might be an acid that i can't see here oh no i just only have 16 health thanks dude you're welcome that'll fix it are you guys ready to trigger a of course yeah so what was that the intro stuff that was the opportunity for the first level now nightmare mode really begins oh behind us big exploder in the doorway great you got this right wade you got this blade uh-oh your battle is not good you're battle hardened you're hard from battle harder how hard you are when you get and you get uh pumped hey at least maybe the problem was that mark's shotgun didn't have a powerful enough scope you're right i only had two times not five times maybe we're gonna be doing this on a nightmare we've got a band together can we maybe not do that maybe go veteran i get plus 10 team health oh yeah walker's pretty good yeah mom gives the whole team an extra life i think so if like we all go down we get to continue i think which is nice oh mom mom mom is this veteran this is veteran oh excellent look at there's only two corruption cards headshots and don't go down and that's well we were really not good at that earlier so yeah we'll see about that all right you guys ready uh should i spend my cash on anything i'm sure i have a lot of cash um it's good to save up sometimes you can get like the 1500 points that's what i was doing yeah that sounds good yeah that sounds good i mean if you need to buy stuff you buy stuff lead also uh damn it i should check the room for zombies first yeah that's a good start there's a a nod a nade and a sneaker over here a naughty oh a 1911 yeah dude oh um pills hills here drugs you got drugs hello you scared me i forgot you existed i just dropped some wire which is definitely useful for upstairs if anyone wants to grab it evangelo was stuck in the okay there's an acog here taking that hey wait i think i saw a big guy wait yeah there's a big guy there i did see a big guy i knew i did i don't think he should be able to hit through a door oh frame seems like he shouldn't be able to power of the tall tall boys is very i don't know what they're actually called i don't actually call it all boys molly over here bandage too ah thank you got him you guys all have a healing item there's abandoned no i will take the bandages i got the card that spawns more money around and i can see it through walls so i love money that sounds big something sounds big that's big uh outside uh mark mark it's right there oh my god is it better thank you okay thank you everyone all over again pipe bomb pipe bombs are very good oh those are cool oh hey hi how you doing take that if you see a red attachment on a gun by the way red means it's broken oh oh why is it even there uh somebody maybe wants to heal up with the thingies all right i'll get you wade are you sure all right thank you thanks sally no i'm good see i'm a pro at this game i don't take that you are all right then i'm just going to start this up you guys ready to lower the words yeah man yeah dude yeah dude look i'll put fire on this bridge nothing going to get through watch this watch this oh they come out of the windows hello hello well this seems much more manageable than the last yeah something's different you know something feels different yeah i gotta be honest from nightmare to this is kind of nuts no don't do it evangelo move or something dude god dang there we go it's just standing there this is much more manageable like much i sort of thought i could continue to get ammo so i really used a lot there but the ammo pile is apparently empty even though it's also still there no no no it's gone uh axe i got an explosive in my hand so we have a big dude we can throw this and blow him up can you blow open that door that needs a tool giggle guys i gotta do a deer girl oh a good a dick eagle nice can you strip the parts off of a gun that you have where's that ammo at ammo oh dude i'm going down nice ow did you hit me no there's fall oh i thought of angela okay big there's a big if you guys look up in here there's a big warning about watching your step on the ladder big dude dude coming in there he is dead how do you watch your step on the ladder though that's my question oh you just walk off rather than jump off i didn't jump off i walked off and i it still sucked i jumped off yeah well i'm not an idiot so i'm not an idiot either over here with the arm he's about to oh ow and you get chucked there's a lot of birds frangelo please check out this garage here probably oh fine there's fire pickles it's on fire no whoa hey the fire is pretty real one of us gets a free heal on this and the the trauma that we have the red and black on our health bar will be healed up by that too i guess it should be you wade that's like unhealable right you need you need something other upgrades with cards or yeah the those specific big dude you still get heals on it but it costs 400 copper big dude has no idea are we we letting him go why not did you get the heel yeah you got the heel okay bygone bygone hello who's shooting is that of angela evangelo no the big dude sees us now i don't think how could he man an evangel was kind of good oh bob bob we moved ahead i'm surprised that didn't alert the birds every every zombie screech just makes me think of new metal oh so don't shoot the birds is that what we've decided the plan is yeah okay okay i can do that i can do that lmg here god he's a badass man evangelo really took a lot of damage there so what do we go in the safe room now or just hang out here yes so what do we go in the safe room i'm just looking there's an ammo box hi friend hello do you get like topped up on ammo if you in the safe room sort of feel or not really i mean he's a shop so once we close the store i think it's a store that accesses like that yeah nice oh we did it guys we're veterans we did it we're so good i feel battle hardened as much as waden exactly maybe even more so high the computer can't process it it's wrapped all the way around that's actually over nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine yeah i kicked back around to zero absolutely i'm ready for nightmare difficulty honestly i can't imagine i turn it back up i can't believe how big of a jump it is from this difficulty to that difficulty usually there's like at least four increments some of it's also the luck of the draw with the cards you pull too oh more bird two extra birds angelo loves birds he loves birds oh evangelo he loves guys go ahead and ammo pouch myself i got his extra copper piles i got also extra copper piles oh there's guys so many copper also don't forget to reload your secondary because for some reason every time you start a level your secondary is empty you want me to reload my bat is that what you want me to do yeah let me load your back reload get it out mark and just oh gosh i'm trying to get loaded oh sorry oh my god i'm so sorry what are you doing nothing nothing happened you seemed to be aiming at me no no just inspecting reloading my okay well i bought a defibrillator okay i bought so i can save one of us i've got a tool kit so i can open one of those uh special doors every place cool i'm opening this special door they're they're birds all right i could hear them so be careful with all the zombies uh smg over there according to evangelo is there anything explosive or anything around here that one exploded we're gonna we're gonna miss that's cool man so hot fire well if angela we're really stuck over here now molotov on me hey um guys oh is that good oh okay well look out behind i'm trying oh what's the most effective way to help you it's big hey guys i need some birds oh i got razor wire hang on did it where'd it go i didn't put it down the big thing it's on me this thing's big what do we do what do we do what do we do what do we do uh i've got a horde of little dudes i gotta get rid of come on stop being alive whoa oh jesus there's a lot of bad things going on over here there sure are i am reloading i have 10 health left he takes up the entire area where do i kite him uh uh good question all right don't worry bob i'll get you well he really guys i have aggro somehow don't worry i'm keeping aggro oh no he's throwing him don't don't you're throwing his areas quantum i'm taunting call them mean names ow hey you big gross piece of garbage how you doing you you like that you suck what happened to the birds maybe we can uh they were disturbed oh ow don't worry guys i'll fish him off oh no oh mark seems to have died what happened to me i don't know you just webbed for a minute there a stinger somewhere oh okay well that's unfair makes you feel any better i shot you after you got webbed hoping it would free you thank you this is the convergence of those well no one could break you free i was like well maybe shooting it would help yeah um did it alright well hey now you guys know there's a big dude that there's a big dude yeah i should have set up my barbed wire sooner i would have stopped him don't worry guys watch this drink a barber that does nothing it stopped them oh it did okay that does nothing they were running at you and then they were all and then they weren't running at you all right you know what i was a little bit scared and i closed my eyes and i covered my face there's like a big guy down there evangel you might want to give the big guy oh you guys got it save that hey i was i carried that oh do you want it back no it's okay you can do whatever you're doing whatever that is there's a so how close do we have to get oh okay oh shoot me wait shoot me i'm webbed you're in the shed i'm coming i got hit into the shed i got don't worry my barbed wire long enough for me to revive you it's not stopping it's not stopping them it's not oh no i don't want to be alive i'm so slow wait you seem to be taking quite a lot of damage i scared the birds hey guys all right hang on watch this dodge right tweet bricks the legs quick legs twix twix twix the legs ah no i got him i'm going to bat this ogre's ankles to death he's never going to see what's coming are you laying on the ground with your back i'm twixt his legs get him and get him in the groondle i'm getting him in the grindle i'm dead i'm dead in the grindel oh i'm okay okay it seemed a little unfair effort they they really like suddenly a lot came at once it's deceptive because the first thing we did previously to this level that wasn't like that well both times we upset the birds which just spawns another horde when the boss spawns he brings a bunch of dudes with them but upsetting the birds uh doubled that well that one started off really unfortunately because i literally the big arm guy hit me into the shed and then i was just yeah and then i was just like oh okay yeah i was trying to catch you dead now and then one of the exploding guys blasted me as far away from the shed as possible do we have to start at the beginning again or do we get to move to where we just died i think i can start us on the second level but we'll get to select an extra card but we have less chance of finding like some of the upgrades it won't be a big deal i'll go ahead and start on the second one so we can just pick up there awesome all right ready when you guys you may start it yeah i'm ready veteran difficulty level two of act one did you shoot me no i did you must have got blowback oh i can't shoot in here no i'll get you i'll get you from the doorway i go to select starting point and the second level says pain train but that was the third level maybe you can't start at that checkpoint maybe that checkpoint is in the middle of it maybe i'll just start at the beginning again okay mastodon milk there's a protein powder here called mastodon milk i like that i think mastodons are extinct i'm pretty sure well their milk still persists it's like oil you dig it up exactly do you harvest mass you have to dig deep and find their memories you go down i zoned out for like two seconds gotta dig deep and find those mastodon memories oh it's beautiful beautiful thing i'm not gonna start with my copper finder i did you know what specimen sampling bird call good here mark extra copper i'll do copper too oh thanks man you got the right oh are we doing copper we're doing a copper rod and copper all right i'll do some copper copper as copper heavy as we can let's all ass i got a tool kit so we find a secret door i got a tool kit secret tunnel cigarettes i'm playing the belgian i am also playing the belgian i'm double shotgun and this is probably a great strategy a bob did you want one of these attachments um no i already have a mag i like well i'll take it on my other one i guess i hear the gurgles why ah man the it's not very good when i run out of ammo what do you do ammo for no i mean my my gun my gun was out of ammo i don't know i don't have a bat anymore big big boomy wait what boom big boom big boomy big booty i can't run so much money wow over here you gotta chill out and you need to stop shooting so close to me my dude dude angelo is a loose cannon can i take the attachment off of something and then unfortunately unless you find another attachment of the same type you can swap it and then get it back out that way specimen container oh but my tool hang on someone else grab it bob bob grab it what you'll love it if you don't have a we don't want to drop our toolkit you'll love it well i have a stun gun the tool kit's more valuable but the stun gun also sucks well we're going to use a toolkit on the next here because that's where the door was that's true next we run back yeah we'll run back we'll run back we'll run back i will run back baby i'm calling them guys i have a sniper rifle that's awesome whoa tall boy nice wow it does a lot of damage why isn't my barbed wire float with them even a little bit that's what i was saying and bob called me crazy for not thinking that it uh sorry mom you are crazy bob i just stabbed you in the neck i apologize that didn't feel great if i'm honest there's an exploding uh we have two specials up here oh oh oh oh oh something big behind me just exploded explode your spot eventually you want to blow it up on evangel there he goes watch out for the cowboy oh no he grabbed me i didn't realize that was an option oh yeah i thought that big arm was only for some i didn't even yeah i thought he was a more smasher not a grabber yeah that's not cool bro that's not cool bro hey a tool boy it's a toolkit guys fall back nah fall forward oh maybe back i'll get him i'll get him i'm i'm spinning her he doesn't know what's happening got him all forward this looks fun pretty decent vector there a sniper rifle oh that's a better sniper rifle than i have there's an even better sniper rifle right here the the m95 lots of snipers i have a better one did you want to go grab the thing that bob dropped or the other toolkit mark uh there was actually a toolkit that spawned right here so we have extras don't worry i got a silencer okay i think you mean it's like it's just like the sound of someone's last breath up to the ladder you climb down it no you don't i did it i literally slowly walked up to it you don't take damage if you land over here idiots birds on the left birds on the left uh are killing the birds killing birds oh oh there's one by the birds i don't like that guys my shotgun's quiet i can shoot the birds boost away they're coming from the insides as well oh he's coming whoa he's big oh he's got me god damn there's a lot of them way to go wade this is not entirely my fault uh-huh so at some point we got to blame the birds yeah the damn birds yeah it seems like suddenly this is much harder than it was previously that fire's real close to those birds it's fine i think we got to go on the ground it seems fine i don't i don't know how we're going to get around those guys i mean you can go down on the ground right yeah i'm going to go down yes thank you whoever just hang the smg again lmg there's birds on the left oh i see them it's okay marcus is the silent killer he's like heart disease you'll never see him coming you're like at hq like uh breaker burger has his heart disease coming in hot you guys got the gates open ready for me disease coming in breaker breaker this is a fib uh stalking from the shadows oh there's a lot of explosives in here maybe don't shoot those while i'm near them oh we got another tall boy coming yeah we do nice oh it's a good thing there's not too many birds around here jeez all right time to move out ah he's out of here goodbye i guess it's you wade all right oh birds on the left on the right ah so much gold copper white copper why is it copper uh penny for their thoughts it's funny because they said it was funny do you get it i'm i'm laughing i don't like the way evangelo is pointing his gun directly at my face all right we're safe finally i feel so safe thank god we're safe i feel safe i feel so safe don't worry i'll protect you just don't move don't move a muscle you got an infected on your face if anything comes up behind you i'll just shoot right around let me tell you what oh does that mean that they won't see us too i'm sure though no they can't see through either sure come on man oh it's foggy in here too oh god it's literally everywhere you got phil he really oh wow there's a really cool fog yeah do you guys want these attachments what's happening i'm like i'm looking at attachment oh just attachments all over the ground a barrel attack no i have an epic silencer wait hang on there's a bandage no hang on i need to make a switch leave that there watch this switch that out switch this wham yes my shotgun's great oh it's foggy i'm for the whispers nothing some spitting tape won't fix watch out for the birds that is quiet that's very quiet mark thank you no one knew a thing hey there's birds to the right i don't know if anyone's talking to the birds behind us and get this copper pile rifle here oh that seems worth it god evangelo's so helpful evangelist really concerned about the birds wade yeah i imagine he is this will be used i know of angela evangel can you can you turn around and look at all the he's shooting at the birds he's literally shooting at the bird he's just eyeballing that's crazy i think guys can i try and stay up here for the boss fight oh yeah yeah we can just try to pull them back okay there's gas and uh because i can snipe at them from here and so i can i can i can help okay cool yeah we'll just i'll run out and grab them just be careful like special ads that spawn too oh no nothing's gonna spawn and uh the birds don't forget that the birds exist there's no birds here they're no but they're still back here oh i hear that here he comes hair geared here bad feeling but you know i forgot about the fog running away i'm running away evangelo we're coming back here buddy angelo pal friend what's the app help me please hit me help me oh oh oh oh oh oh god well evangelo's down all right good he gave it his best effort just watch the birds watching those birds trying to keep ads off your back mark there's a lot of ads on your back yeah there are a lot of ads on my back i'm gonna get up here why am i on the ground oh my god yeah you staggered him what's he doing oh god he grabbed me that's what he was doing oh um i'm trying to out can you get mark wait yeah i'll cover you leaving already here he's going away yeah he grabbed me and he was doing a strange thing like a reach around type maneuver and i didn't like it you get an evangelo i can't really cover you that much question jumping special that's terrifying i'm very dead i don't have a i don't have a difference i have a fur fibulator hang on i gotta okay cool good good good good good cool cool cool cool i can't be in my special upstairs spot anymore i don't like that okay don't worry about it pooch's evangelo came rocketing past me oh watch out something that's why i evangelist behind us oh what happened watch out for the birds oh he's hurting oh he's squirting he's hurt squirting oh i think he's the you think he's getting the birds running away okay i think it's going for the birds dude i did so much damage with the sniper rifle i bet you did that was a really good head shot right onto your head my bad it's all good i'm just glad you had a good shot it was also really quiet you know oh evangelo's tanking them there's two there's two that's not good that's too many that's one too many than we wanted he's dead got him oh i made his arm go playing oh there's other ones though watch out boys oh wait hey wade oh shotguns are too dangerous the spread you gotta get silencer would never no he'd never wake up the car oh i guess you're right yeah cars cars are mainly spooked by loud noises i know this we know this oh something's big in the tunnel it's in the it's right there yeah there it is that's a lot of zombos the vegas just sort of chilling yeah he's chilling there's two bigs actually what the he successfully puked on me i killed him i killed him there was a police car right there guys yeah uh so what shoot it don't shoot it what's the deal i don't know give me that it's fine i think if it was already not alarmed that would've been bad how could it go off twice if you guys see any sniper ammo i really burned through quite a bit how do i drop ammo yeah find us find us nevermind he's dead how do you do this i hit tab and on the bottom you can drag and drop that i don't know i am now full you can have that back all right if anyone got shotgun i need shotguns so i can't give you that oh i need trout well i don't need all my shotguns right here where oh the shock i did ping that oh isn't there isn't no that's rifle hell yeah thank you locked doors have alarms that can alert the herd this door is alarmed but i'll use my tool kit to open it up it worked like magic honker what's a honker it's fine it's dead i really caught that in the face yeah you guys said look out and i turned around and ran right into him it's right there look out for sniper there bob i'm actually over here oh i sense meds in here there's no meds in here zero uh where are you at mark oh you have a lot of trauma dude evangelo has no trauma what what heck mark do you still need shotgun ammo always there's some behind you behind you i mean behind you i'm dealing with zombies my dude it's not like i didn't know where it was i was just dealing with stuff all quiet like that's fair it's behind you mark you got it i found a first aid cabinet that i'm using greedily that's a good angelo is staring at the never mind he woke up hey mark look he found a big guy hit him hit him boom oh my man could i just use oh god hey buddy there's another one ow you know what evangelo we all kind of need some help it's a zombie apocalypse well done uh either mark or me should use this thing to on trauma uh it's already mark already used it so now it costs 400 copper oh bad oh well that's not a bad deal can i use it again yeah uh yeah actually can i use it for the 400. i'll use it the cost does not go up it stays at 400. oh good oh big i'll make it bigger always when i heal always right when i what's this what's going on here oh the needs of many 50s sure to be able to use it that's okay i'm not here here i got i dude i'm rich dude i'm loaded boom bro thank you i'm not gonna give you any it sounds like you have enough something's really working up loogie over here oh wait wait wait wait wait wait help ow okay that seems crazy yeah the red pog is like extra fog and the melee is actually pretty good i don't use it enough big big big arm arm arms uh where are you guys what are you guys over here uh here my ass handed to me by arms mcgee evangelo's down evangelo's down oh this is a lot oh my god you guys i am dying no you're not no you're not not today the angelo is just coated in blood that went well how many copper is it to heal i might need two oh exploding no no no no no no okay maybe we need to go forward yeah all right oh tool kit door yes perfect oh looks like some good stuffs in here see that this rifle here i guess i could put in a cog there's an egg wait wait but i wait i have a sniper can i have that oh free healing well wait it looks like and never mind evangelo just took it oh but he didn't take the free charge oh he didn't no go use that weight that's good the best bloater uh dude all my stuff is so crusty with blood and whatnots it's kind of awesome but those are kind of gross is that affected in the long run like you said things could get damaged is that how it gets don't just damaged at me he he really was just watching huh you really ran over and just looked at me so stupid i walked right through you got you guys you got yours oh guys we really need to kill the big thing before okay we're ready to kill the other big thing before oh okay no you're not i'm not in the room with your help oh good luck guys okay i have a defrost later don't worry about it there's a wall a bad okay coming to get you don't worry guys i'm meleeing him this will work oh okay hey can someone get me up i got you i'm good thanks for asking always here for you mom thanks babe i think we failed our bonus objective mission failed successfully there's another tall guy oh there's another one he's dead there's another tall guy oh my god oh my god i'm dead behind you i don't know where they're coming from bob i'm down oh my god i'm down in a pretty decent spot for fixing me there's oh there's a grabby hand in here wade i don't know if you want to come in here okay guys uh guys uh guys all right mark oh no you got it mark fight him off uh-huh things done spawning behind us for a minute i don't know i think i'm drawing his ire he's ironing me good excellent oh i'm out of ammo oh god well thank god i just landed in some fire and pain are you trying to save evangelo the he's almost dead get him get him i'll cut his ankles i'm reloading smack him flick him there's so much fire he's dead oh my god there's so much fire here i think i'm getting you why is there fire right here why are you guys inside the uh the unending fire yeah why is there just constant fire okay okay i don't know angela if you run into the fire and die evangelist finished it you did it we did it no we did it yeah who just shot right into my ass jeez that would be evangelo martin mark mark mark that's uh oh where where's the end where's the end can we get to the end someone want to give me uh ammo and what kind of ammo shotgun ammo would be great i'm right there i'm meleeing the hell out of everything mark swap me out shotgun yourself shotgunning up here they come behind us that up front bad on me i'm getting so no you aren't hey thanks oh that's not good no that's bad i have nine health yeah that's just enough dude that's just enough so don't hit the cop cars so much further don't hit the top cars who would make that mistake who would make that mistake tall boy oh wait i don't have enough health to walk there's an exploder on evangelo never mind oh where oh man all right guys i had a defibrillator does it drop when i die or no you have to drop it son of a oh what are you talking about what did i do oh i'm being smooth i'm being smooched i've been smooched oh my god good only two tall boys inside good god how close were we to the end it was right there close no all right we had to continue we could do it all again no i think that's it for me but we were so close sure that's very fun you know anyone who wants to play this at home should look in the link in the description below and go to the epic game store and use my creator code my creator code my creator code markiplier my creator code our creator code markiplier our my creator code markiplier yep also thank you uh comments chat audience our esteemed guests gentle listeners okay bye you\n"