The Video Transcription: A Hilarious Encounter with a Walking Pad

As the video begins, the host can be seen looking rather self-conscious about their attire, exclaiming "No, I feel naked in front of...". The camera then pans to the other person's reaction, who is amused by the host's outfit. They point out that the host has decided to wear pants on this particular day, which seems like an unusual choice.

The conversation takes a turn when the other person reveals that they have something interesting to show the host. "Have you ever played DDR before?" they ask. The host responds with a laugh and says "Oh no, not...". This indicates that they are not familiar with the DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) game. The other person reassures them that it's nothing like that.

The focus then shifts to the object in question, which is revealed to be a foldable stationary treadmill. The host is puzzled by its design and asks if it's just a pad, like a stationary treadmill. The other person clarifies that it's indeed a foldable design, which seems like a unique approach. They also mention that they like foldables, although the host isn't entirely convinced.

As the conversation continues, more details about the product are revealed. It's mentioned that the device has less crease than a regular phone case, and that there is some lubricant included. The host asks where to apply the lubricant, and the other person suggests putting it on parts with friction. This exchange highlights the importance of maintenance in keeping the device running smoothly.

The next section of the video focuses on the remote control that comes with the product. It's described as "cool" and will tell you how many steps you've taken, time elapsed, or calories burned. The host is particularly interested in this feature, comparing it to doing motion capture for walking animations in a video game.

The conversation then turns to setting the speed of the treadmill. The other person suggests starting with one mile an hour, but the host decides to go for two miles an hour instead. They jokingly refer to it as a "brisk pace". This exchange highlights the excitement and energy surrounding the product.

Finally, the video ends with the host making a comment about the remote control's capabilities, which they think they can reach in six seconds. However, the other person surprises them by saying that this is indeed the maximum speed possible. The video concludes with laughter and a sense of camaraderie between the two hosts.

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en(feel-good music)- Hey!No.I feel naked in front of the...Look at A-cam!Look at all the nonsense you can see!What is this?- Thank Godyou decided to wearpants today of all days.- Yeah, that's a good call, I'm glad.This is the walking pad.- Have you ever played DDR before?- Oh no, not-- It's not like that.- Oh, good.I really don't understandwhat you got here.- I don't understand how you don't.- Is it literally just a pad,like a stationary treadmill?- There you go!- To be clear,it is a foldable stationary treadmill.- You like foldables.- I do, but not...(everyone laughing)- It looks like, itlooks like- (Ken laughing)- It's a Moto Razr.- It looks like a Razr from the bottom!It's a phone! (laughing amusingly)(feel-good music continues)- Wow, look, it has lesscrease than the regular-- It actually is the Motorola, holy (beep).You also have some lube.- Mmm, where do you put that?- I assume on the parts with friction.- That sounds fun.- Oh! Okay.(feel-good music continues)How do I change the speed?Oh, it's okay, it saysone mile an hour, 1.25.I'm gonna do two miles an hour.A brisk pace.I mean, it's treadmill.- Oh, the remote's cool,it'll tell you how many steps,time, or calories burnt.- I feel like I'm doing motion capturefor walking animations in a video game.How fast do you think we can go?- Six.- No, this is it. (laughing gently)- Really?- Yup.- That's it?- ["Mystery Tech" CrewMember] It is a walking pad.- It didn't say the running pad!- It's meant to beused at like a standing desk.- I mean, I feel like Icould be gaming right now.I think it'd be a really fun time.How much is the walking pad?- $450.- Whoa! That's almost asmuch as actual treadmill.- At least withan actual treadmill,you get something to hold your laundry on.("Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees playing)- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.I got it, I got it.Wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on.Oh, it knows-- Oh, it can notice when you get off?Ken, do you wanna try tobe synchronized with me?Just "Titanic" it, it's fine.♪ We're marchin' ♪(humming happily)♪ We're marchin' down the road again ♪"The Pointer Instrument.A precise universaltool designed to last."This is just a mouse, right?- No, it's a pointer instrument.Just a mouse, you canget anywhere for $4.99.- Or in the subway.- Very nice packaging.Oh my... Oh, good lord.That's fancy.To be fair, that's plastic orit's cardboard or whatever.But, look at this.(explosion blasting)That's heavy.This is the mouse?- Oh, let's go!- This is the mouse?- No, that'sthe pointer instrument.- Look at the detail on this mouse.So, it's actual like stitched leather.And then, if you flipit over, it's all brass.And I'll tell you, it is incredibly heavy.Whoa, this is cool!I mean, probably outrageouslyexpensive and not worth it,but this is cool.So, this is not one ofthe mice that gives you,you know, a bunch ofextra buttons and whatnot.Not even having like aforward and back button,to me, a little bit of a miss.But again, this is not really meant to belike a productivity mouse.This is meant to be a mousethat will make you look cool on Instagram.(rhythmic music)It's actually not thatergonomic. (laughing amusingly)We'll immediately saythat the sensor feels pretty responsive.Supposedly, it works on glass.Oh, so here's something else.So, they actually recommendyou hold it differently.They don't want you to hold it like this,they want you to hold it like here.- So, like this?- Yes.- Here's my issue with that.You're kind of arcingyour hand in a weird way,where you're kind of just askingfor some arthritis and carpal tunnel.- It does come off.- Are you serious?- So yeah, you know,you wanna be able to getat it for some reason.- I guess you could alsoclean the leather toowithout having to wet your mouse.- Did you just say wet your mouth?How much is the LunarArtefacts Pointer Instrument?I'm gonna say, and I'm notgonna condone this price,but I'm gonna say $149.- Wow, you started with a one?- Rookie mistake.- This was $242 even.- Ah, ah!No, no!This is not a $240 mouse.I mean, they clearly spend$100 of that on Instagram adsto get you to buy it.It's not a terrible first effort,and I appreciate the idea.It's a new companyand they're trying to dosomething different, right?This is a different mouse.It's not bad, it is not terrible.I cannot tell you to spend $242 on this.What is Amagami Ham Ham?- Actually,I don't really know muchabout the history of this one.Griffin just sent it in thechat with no other context.- Oh my God, that's-- Not released yet.And it is directly from Japan.- Why is there a fingerin the dog's mouth?- So, the whole point-- No!No, no, no, no!Don't tell me some weird Japanese (beep)about putting fingers in dogs, okay?- Why do you thinkI name my dog Nibbler?- Oh, Matt, that's...(rhythmic music continues)"Nibbling mouth," "Insert your finger,"and, "Oh, it feels good."(Matt laughing amusingly)Ah.Y'all need to chill.That is one fat doggo.Aw.- At least, it's abetter spot than the Simba doll.- Yes.Look man,we gotta to just censor a lotof things on "Mystery Tech,"but Simba was bad.For the record,Simba's been hiding downhere for about three years.I'm gonna stuff him and zip him.- And stuff him again.- Okay.(laughing) That's it, that's it!It's actually kinda cute!We have to ask the nibblemaster, Mr. Nibblestein.It's cute, right?You can try putting it in lessand then he like almost nibbles more.- Oh my God, that's a bite.- Ah!(everyone laughing)- Oh, he's even got like little teeth.- He's got little teeth.- I didn't expect that.What?- Aw, he's so cute.(paper crunching)- Paper.- A Razer mouse and a Razer keyboard.What is the DeathStalker V2 Pro?- DeathStalker?That sounds like a Netflix special.(laughing amusingly)- So, this is their firstlow profile optical switch.It's a low profile version of that.- Before I open this, I have to ask,low profile?We sure we wanna go low profile?Is that the move?- Historically speaking,we haven't liked those.- Now, the fact that it iswireless and battery poweredis an interesting little wrinkle here,but then if you're going toadd the latency of wireless,it feels a little strange.- Oh, that's pretty thin though.- Quite thin.It's got nice little scroll wheel,actually, a very tactilekinda scroll wheel.I'm just gonna take mymicrophone off right now,and I'm gonna put it directly on the tableso you can hear what this sounds likefor my first impression.Shh.(typing casually)Mm-hmm.- Okay, hold on.- It's not bad.It's one of the better, in fact,it might be the best lowprofile switch I've ever tried.- As expected of a pre-built,it's not amazing in terms of dampening.- The actual cut inthese key caps, super clean.Like, the RGB comesthrough incredibly well.- Yeah, which in a lot of these keyboards,they don't normally do.- Can I ask what the mostimportant question is here,how much does this cost?- It can't be more than the Huntsman.- The Huntsman, I think tops out at $200.- $249 for this specific model.- Get the hell outta here.No, absolutely not, no.- That's a lot of money,Matt, that's a lot of money.The Key V2.Is this a copy-paste little macro pad?I feel like I've seen this on TikTok.It literally has like twobuttons, it's copy and paste,right?Okay, I don't think thelaptop slides across a table,but thanks.Okay, so we've got a very nice,very nice little USB-C cable.- Wait, that'sprobably where the value is.- I will say, thatis $19.99 right there.- You know what?I should like program thisto tweet something offensive.Every time I'm upset, I justtweet something offensive.- Why, why is that your go-to?- Well, that's what everyoneelse does, isn't it? (laughing)So, I guess I actually haveto download some softwareand program this thing or something.- Here's the thing, if you hit "C,"I'm pretty sure it's justgonna be the "C" button.- What's the point of saving time?That's not any faster than justme doing it on the keyboard.- That's the the point!- The fact thatyou're trying to bring logicinto this device at all is baffling.- The point isyou don't need a keyboard to programif you steal all of your code with this.- It's a meme, it'snot supposed to to be...- Oh, I just got that, I got that.- Oh my God.- It's not a real product.- I thought this was a real product!- No!(comedic music)- "V," "V," "V," "V," "V."Enter "V," "V," "V."Enter.This is the dumbest item.I thought this was a real thing!- Dude!- It's not my fault that you throw a boxand it's already been opened!"Get ready to write your own story."Cool.What is all this?- Maybe you should have read itbefore you threw it away!- So, we've got Karst StonePaper Pocket Journal in A6,we've got a Stone PaperNotebook, and Woodless Pencils.What is this?- Wait, recycledstones, isn't that just stone?(laughing amusingly)- Would you saythat this idea is coolor that it rocks?- I wish I had morestone puns to tell you.No."What you're holding ispaper made from stone.It saves trees, water, andenergy, while being waterproof,more sustainable, and infinitely smootherto write, scribble, doodle, and draw on."I'm just gonna experiencethis paper for the first time,okay?So, we're just gonna flipover to one of these pages.- Does it feel like normal paper?- No, it feels like rubber almost.Feel that.Everyone take a feel ofthe the stone papers.- Stop tellin' me to feel things.- This feels like a raincoat.- You know what this doesfeel like, is like test paper.I don't love it, but like... Okay.Rocks don't tend to smell.- It smells like a book.- It's a solid graphite pencil.So, does that mean that I can writewith any side of the pencilor it needs to be sharpened?- I think you should sharpen it'cause I think it hasthe coating on the edgeso it doesn't mark your hands.- Ooh.Oh, that actually, thatkind of writes nice.- Does it smear whenyou rub your hand over it?- No, no, no, that's the thing.The coating on the outside-- Not that, I'mtalking about on the paper.- Oh.(upbeat rhythmic music)- No.- A little bit, minorly.- Oh, just a tiny bit.- Wait a minute,I just realized a massiveflaw of these pencils.- Yeah?- No eraser?- No, you're notsupposed to rip 'em out.- No, it doesn't rip.- It like stretches.- It's like a dbrand.- Okay, but-- Oh, good Lord.- Oh!- Wait, did you say you'regonna keep this, Jared?- Oh, it actually ripsthough, but after a while.Look at... That's actually really nice.- It's so clean, the rip.- Yeah!- I am hardly the personyou should listen towhen it comes to writing implement advice.It's weird, it's interesting.I'm not totally buying that using stoneis gonna be way better than paper,but it's definitely a unique kinda thing.It's a beautiful drawing.Good job, Matt.- Is that a "This is NFT"?(laughing amusingly)- I call him Rick.- I think we should be all set.- The book feels weird.(momentous music)- This is a momentousoccasion, my friends,because this is take oneof the first episode of "Mystery Tech"shot at the new studio.- This is the first one?- Very first.- Wow!- What do you mean it's the fir...How did you not know it's the first one?Have you been for here forany other "Mystery Techs"?- It all blurs together.- What a lovely new set.I'm so excited that we're here.- Oh, yes.- That's less than ideal.- RKO.Whoa, okay, buddy.- Thank you very much.- You just woke up all the termites again.- No, they're sleeping,just like I'm sleepingon the Subscribe buttonand ring-a-linging the ding-a-ling button.I should fix that right now."Time since launch."Is this a space thing?- This is not a space thing.- It's not a space thing.- No.- Hmm."Make time your own.A single use a long scale launch clockto mark a moment in time.It will count up to 1,000,000 days."I will be dead by then, hopefully.- Hopefully?- 1,000,000 days?- It's 2,739 years.- Damn.- I don't wanna live tothe fourth millennium."Caution, after launch,there's no option to reset."I'm excited by this.This is is classic prime "Mystery Tech."- We should have opened this upwhen we first opened the building.- That would be great.So, it's a goofy, ridiculous, silly itemthat you should reallyonly buy as a novelty.But, also-- That looks likea bomb. (Ken laughing)- It's not gonna lookany better once it's opened.- It smells like pork.- Not the future?- The future!Everyone should watch more "SpongeBob."- I (blowing raspberry)don't (blowing raspberry)understand (blowing raspberry)what (blowing raspberry)your (blowing raspberry)accent (blowing raspberry)is. (blowing raspberry)- Let's just do the episode.Oh!- What is that?- That looks interesting.- That's a bomb.- I would not walkinto a public buildingcarrying that. (Jared laughing)- That is actually a bomb, dude.- This looks like what Docputs into the DeLorean.There's a chip of some kindand then you've got the LCDs.How do you program it?'Cause you know what itdoesn't tell me is how to...There's like no obviousinterface or anything.- Well, why would you-- You just pull thepin and then it's a counter,not relative to your time.- Yeah, do younot understand the...- Oh, I thought it was acountdown, not count up.- What are you counting down to?(everyone laughing)- I think this is the way westart "Mystery Tech" season twoin the new studio, andeverything going forward-- Oh wait, no!- We've been shooting thisfor five years! (Ken laughing amusingly)- My guy, we're on seven at least.- No, this is a good idea.How much was this?- Oh yeah, that's a good point.- Well, I washoping you'd pull the pinbefore I mentioned that.(laughing amusingly)Before you wanna return it.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- It is $280.- Oh, that's not bad.- That is $300 morethan anyone should have paid for this.- I mean-- You can't put a price on time.- You can, it's $280.(Ken laughing amusingly)Is everyone ready to pull the pin?Start off our new eraof "Mystery Technology"?Three, two, one.(imitating shooting noise)Oh, it flashed a light at the back!- That scared me.(Jared laughing amusingly)- We are now like fiveseconds into the new eraof "Mystery Tech."Welcome friends,subscribe and ring-a-lingthe ding-a-ling buttonbecause when this babyhits 88 miles an hour,you're gonna see some serious-(upbeat rhythmic music ending)