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Gum Surgery if I Still Send L That's Why But UH So Yeah Just on D3 Live We Just Filmed a Ton Um Tried to Film a Bunch And Well Guys Everything Failed Um The Camera Battery Died Um The Skype Calls Failed No One Could Hear Me and I Was Messing Up Every 10 Seconds It Was Frankly Pretty Hilarious So Guys Enjoy The Fail Um You Guys Can Watch a Bunch of My Bloopers Because I've Actually About Every D3 Live Episode I Have Bloopers So I'll Include Some of Them So You Guys Can Laugh at Some of the Funny Stuff Um Guys Definitely Stay Tuned I've Got a Review of This Laptop Um I'm Really Excited to Give You Guys a Laptop Review Um Got a Lot of Videos Coming for You Guys So Just Stay Tuned Enjoy the Fail and Uh Normal Videos Will Be Coming Back Very Soon Thanks Guys Go P Some Tubz 3 3 2 1 Hey Guys and Welcome to Episode Number Five of D3 Live Um So Guys Before We Begin Let Me Just Apologize in Advance Um I've Had Had Some Uh Gum Surgery Recently So I Might Talk Just a Little Bit Uh Funnyly Guess It's Not a Word Let's Restart That Just Just the Sails Would Just Go Through the Roof I Mean You Know It Be Basically Be Just as Good as You Know Like a Flip All of a Sudden You Know You Can Have a Full iPod Touch in It Um So Guys That's That Now Something That I Actually Don't Think But I Think I Figure It's Worth Mentioning The Front Face MH Yeah I Will Make a Video on iOS 4 Jail Break Yeah Warm Up Uh Wouldn't Be Surprised If We See It But I Guess What I'm Trying to Say Is I'm Not So Sure So Guys That's My Pretty Much My Full Rant Down of the iPhone 4 and the Fail Bler Time A Month or Two but Yeah They Didn't Say Any Specific Release Date Okay Thank You Thanks for the Call Okay Let's Go Ahead and Take Another Call So Guys If You Want to Go Ahead and Call In Be Good Okay Well I'm Going to Restart This Anyway Okay Guys So That's It for This Eventful Fail Episode of D3 Live Um I Like to Thank You Guys for Watching Um I Do Always Do This Every Week I've Done It Every Week and Fail Okay Guys So That's It for This Week's Shortened Edition of D3 Live Like to Thank You for Watching and If You Like Feel Free to Subscribe Um I Do These Every Week Um Fail or Not Like This Week Um That Was Dumb Okay Guys For the Second Segment of D3 Live I Will Be Taking Live Skype Calls Um I'm Here in Front of Blog TV Got a Bunch of People in the Room Right Now and So They're Going to Be Calling Me with Live Skype Questions Let's Go and Take One Guys Want to Go Ahead and Call Hello Hello Are You There Yeah Hey What's Your Question Man Um Yeah I Was Wondering Would You Rather Get Uh Sorry Um iPhone 4.0 or Android 2.2 Um Didn't You Ask That Question Last Week Oh Man Started Again Okay Guys So for the Second Segment of D3 Live I'm Taking Live Skype Calls Um I'm Doing This All in Front of Blog TV So I've Got a Bunch of People on Here and They're Going to Be Calling Me In with Skype Let's Go Ahead and Answer a Couple Questions Hello Jonathan Are You There Yeah Hey What's Your Question Man Wait I Just Forgot Hold On Okay That's a Blooper That Is So a Blooper Now the Last Thing Will We Will Three Two One Now the Last Thing We Will Be Covering Today is HTC's Latest Smartphone the Wildfire Now This One I Will Start Out by Saying This is Only for My European Friends My European Friends That Sounded Stupid Okay Guys So the First Step Obviously is Going to be Installing It Now I Will Note Before We Begin Infinity Board Does Cost $2 But Let Me Tell You Guys This is a Very Very Solid Waste of Okay That Was Awesome I Do Put I'm Going to Do a Blooper Video This Week That's Actually a Better Idea I'm Going to Just Do an Entire Blooper Video Instead of Doing See That's a Good Idea That'll Be the End of It

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enokay guys so a little bit of a different video for you um I'd like to thank everybody who came out to D3 live um I just filmed an episode I filmed for like two hours um a lot of fun and it was a complete disaster um so guys yeah I'm back um had some gum surgery if I still send L that's why but uh so yeah just on D3 live we just filmed a ton um tried to film a bunch and well guys everything failed um the camera battery died um the Skype calls failed no one could hear me and I was messing up every 10 seconds it was frankly pretty hilarious so guys enjoy the fail um you guys can watch a bunch of my bloopers because I've actually about every D3 live episode I have bloopers so I'll include some of them so you guys can laugh at some of the funny stuff um guys definitely stay tuned I've got a review of this laptop um I'm really excited to give you guys a laptop review um got a lot of videos coming for you guys so just stay tuned enjoy the fail and uh normal videos will be coming back very soon thanks guys go P some tubs three three two one hey guys and welcome to episode number five of D3 live um so guys before we begin let me just apologize in advance um I've had had some uh gum surgery recently so I might talk just a little bit uh funnily funnily guess it's not a word let's restart that just just the sails would just go through the roof I mean you know it' be basically be just as good as you know like a flip all of a sudden you know you can have a full iPod Touch in it um so guys that's that now something that I actually don't think but I think I figure it's worth mentioning the front face MH yeah I will make a video on iOS 4 jail break yeah warm up um wouldn't be surprised if we see it but I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm not so sure so guys that's my pretty much my full Ratt down of the iPhone 4 and the fail bler time a month or two but yeah they didn't say any specific release date okay thank you thanks for the call okay let's go ahead and take another call so guys if you want to go ahead and call in be good okay well I'm going to restart this anyway okay guys so that's it for this eventful fail episode of D3 live um I like to thank you guys for watching um I do always do this every week I've done it every week and fail okay guys so that's it for this week's shortened edition of D3 live like to thank you for watching and if you like feel free to subscribe um I do these every week um fail or not like this week um that was dumb okay guys so for the second segment of D3 live I will be taking live Skype calls um I'm here in front of Blog TV got a bunch of people in the room right now and so they're going to be calling me with live Skype questions let's go and take one so guys want to go ahead and call hello hello are you there yeah hey what's your question man um yeah I was wondering would you rather get um uh sorry um iPhone 4.0 or Android 2.2 um didn't you ask that question last week oh man started again okay guys so for the second segment of D3 live I'm taking live Skype calls um I'm doing this all in front of Blog TV so I've got a bunch of people on here and they're going to be calling me in with Skype let's go ahead and answer a couple questions hello Jonathan are you there yeah hey what's your question man wait I just forgot hold on okay that's a blooper that is so a blooper now the last thing will we will three two one now the last thing we will be covering today is HTC's latest smartphone the wildfire now this one I will start out by saying this is only for my European friends my European friends that sounded stupid okay guys so the first step obviously is going to be installing it now I will note before we begin Infinity board does cost $2 but let me tell you guys this is a very very solid waste of okay that was awesome I do put I'm going to do a blooper video this week that's actually a better idea I'm going to just do an entire blooper video instead of doing see that's a good idea that'll be the end of itokay guys so a little bit of a different video for you um I'd like to thank everybody who came out to D3 live um I just filmed an episode I filmed for like two hours um a lot of fun and it was a complete disaster um so guys yeah I'm back um had some gum surgery if I still send L that's why but uh so yeah just on D3 live we just filmed a ton um tried to film a bunch and well guys everything failed um the camera battery died um the Skype calls failed no one could hear me and I was messing up every 10 seconds it was frankly pretty hilarious so guys enjoy the fail um you guys can watch a bunch of my bloopers because I've actually about every D3 live episode I have bloopers so I'll include some of them so you guys can laugh at some of the funny stuff um guys definitely stay tuned I've got a review of this laptop um I'm really excited to give you guys a laptop review um got a lot of videos coming for you guys so just stay tuned enjoy the fail and uh normal videos will be coming back very soon thanks guys go P some tubs three three two one hey guys and welcome to episode number five of D3 live um so guys before we begin let me just apologize in advance um I've had had some uh gum surgery recently so I might talk just a little bit uh funnily funnily guess it's not a word let's restart that just just the sails would just go through the roof I mean you know it' be basically be just as good as you know like a flip all of a sudden you know you can have a full iPod Touch in it um so guys that's that now something that I actually don't think but I think I figure it's worth mentioning the front face MH yeah I will make a video on iOS 4 jail break yeah warm up um wouldn't be surprised if we see it but I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm not so sure so guys that's my pretty much my full Ratt down of the iPhone 4 and the fail bler time a month or two but yeah they didn't say any specific release date okay thank you thanks for the call okay let's go ahead and take another call so guys if you want to go ahead and call in be good okay well I'm going to restart this anyway okay guys so that's it for this eventful fail episode of D3 live um I like to thank you guys for watching um I do always do this every week I've done it every week and fail okay guys so that's it for this week's shortened edition of D3 live like to thank you for watching and if you like feel free to subscribe um I do these every week um fail or not like this week um that was dumb okay guys so for the second segment of D3 live I will be taking live Skype calls um I'm here in front of Blog TV got a bunch of people in the room right now and so they're going to be calling me with live Skype questions let's go and take one so guys want to go ahead and call hello hello are you there yeah hey what's your question man um yeah I was wondering would you rather get um uh sorry um iPhone 4.0 or Android 2.2 um didn't you ask that question last week oh man started again okay guys so for the second segment of D3 live I'm taking live Skype calls um I'm doing this all in front of Blog TV so I've got a bunch of people on here and they're going to be calling me in with Skype let's go ahead and answer a couple questions hello Jonathan are you there yeah hey what's your question man wait I just forgot hold on okay that's a blooper that is so a blooper now the last thing will we will three two one now the last thing we will be covering today is HTC's latest smartphone the wildfire now this one I will start out by saying this is only for my European friends my European friends that sounded stupid okay guys so the first step obviously is going to be installing it now I will note before we begin Infinity board does cost $2 but let me tell you guys this is a very very solid waste of okay that was awesome I do put I'm going to do a blooper video this week that's actually a better idea I'm going to just do an entire blooper video instead of doing see that's a good idea that'll be the end of it