**Relationship Advice from a Sarcastic Ask Mat**

Are you just melting away? What are we gonna do about that? Just my relationship with Netflix and YouTube count, yep, playing you make the sketches anymore. I do, I made this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one in this one what do you do if your parents don't approve your girlfriend? See, parents typically have a lot of wisdom because they've seen and experienced a lot of stuff and a lot of parents haven't and they just don't know crap so I hope that helps.

How do you dump someone? Use this. This is perfect are you being followed because I keep seeing people behind your back if you are afraid of the person you were with do you leave or stay? Please, for the love of all that is good, leave! This is a very serious answer. Leave if you're scared of the person you're with. Please I kiss the girl I like now what ask her to grade it. How do I date a fictional character? Miranda are there really no men good enough for you? A guy asked me to hang out and I said yes but he hasn't texted me back with any details what should I do? You probably like fell asleep so just wait it out. I don't wake up and be like "oh crap, is it okay to fart in a relationship?" Depends on how much it smells.

The student asked me out times a day. You won't leave me alone how do I get rid of them? File a restraining order if that doesn't work the LA River works wonders for me. If you like someone what should you do to impress them? There's this little trick um it's a mating dance for humans that not a lot of humans know about. Let me let me prove it to you right now. Do this and they will instantly fall in love with you.

I have too many crushes, like 37 what do I do? You need to calm yourself for real just calm down stop taking hormones and calm down. How do I get a guy to hold my hand without telling him that I want him to hold my hand? The irony of this whole situation is that he's probably thinking the exact same thing. How do I get a boyfriend? Did a fishing pole with a donut and just like if your girlfriend doesn't text you back is she mad 100% without a doubt, 10 out of 10 IGN.

What do I do if my boyfriend's friends are really annoying? Tell him tell him that they're really annoying men love honesty trust me I'm a boy. I like, I've made hints but he doesn't get the hints what should I do? Men are curious creatures even if you told them point-blank "hey, I like you" he'd still go back to his friends and be like "hey guys, I think this girl likes me, I'm not sure though."

What's the best way to start a relationship? Lust my friends my Ference what is wrong my brain. My parents told me that I cannot get a boyfriend until I go to college. What should I do? They want you to focus hardcore no distractions. I wonder did they also make you wear a chastity belt?

Any advice on long-distance relationships? Yeah, things that really help the relationship is moving closer. Why do I do if my crush is my best friend's ex? Crush your best friend get it X amount what do you do in your crushes? A different sexual orientation is you. If they're telling the truth or they're lying either way they're not interested.

Oh, you know what this shirt made of right? Oh boyfriend material does your left eye hurt because you've been looking right all day? Did you know your body is like 65% water and I am thirsty out of all of the beautiful curves on your body your smile is favorite also your butt. How do I tell my partner Netflix that our relationship needs to end? Stop paying your bill and you won't have to explain anything, Netflix will just break up with you.

Maybe she's into sausage, hey guys thank you so much for watching this video and I want to give a shout out to Opinion Outpost for sponsoring this video. For those of you that don't know Opinion Outpost is a place where you can take surveys and get money for doing it. It's not a scam, it's just businesses really need your opinion to help grow their product. You can get gift cards to your favorite place cash and more so check out Opinion Outpost using the link in the description below.

**The Next Ask Mat: Speech Jammer**

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"High-five my friends are mad at me I told them I liked someone new but they're not cool with it because their girlfriend is really mean and my friend's dog ate his homework."

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enoh hey didn't see you there welcome to relationship advice with mathias la i don't even know how to start these ask matt anymore oh look chocolate how do you know when she's the one man when she starts flying and dodging bullets what do you think about 14 year olds dating these days wow what do I do if my crushes my algebra teachers daughter I would convince her that you're the one for her with some irrefutable SiC math formulas do a relationship pun I would but it wouldn't be very engaging a girl keeps following me around and she always sits next to me in class so does she have a crush on me because I'm confused I hate to break it to you but she probably just has the same class agenda as you man how do I look good at prom in front of a crush I'm gonna show you this in secret picture format take a hint from these guys BAM how's your relationship going good how do you get a boy's attention for how can I feel love you gotta be at least 21 conversation starters for your boyfriend/girlfriend you see those ice caps lightly they're just melting away what are we gonna do about that just my relationship with Netflix and YouTube count yep playing you make the sketches anymore I do I made this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one in this one what do you do if your parents don't approve your girlfriend see parents typically have a lot of wisdom because they've seen and experienced a lot of stuff and a lot of parents haven't and they just don't know crap so I hope that helps how do you dump someone use this this perfect are you being followed because I keep seeing people behind your back if you are afraid of the person you were with do you leave or stay please for the love of all that is good leave this is a very serious answer leave if you're scared of the person you're with please I kiss the girl I like now what ask her to grade it how do I date a fictional character Miranda are there really no men good enough for you a guy asked me to hang out and I said yes but he hasn't texted me back with any details what should I do you probably like fell asleep so just wait it out I don't wake up and be like oh crap is it okay to fart in a relationship depends on how much it smells the student asked me out times a day you won't leave me alone how do I get rid of them file a restraining order if that doesn't work the LA River works wonders for me if you like someone what should you do to impress them there's this little trick um it's a mating dance for humans that not a lot of humans know about let me let me prove it to you right now do this and they will instantly fall in love with you I have too many crushes like 37 what do I do you need to calm yourself for real just calm down stop taking hormones and calm down how do I get a guy to hold my hand without telling him that I want him to hold my hand the irony of this whole situation is that he's probably thinking the exact same thing how do I get a boyfriend did a fishing pole with a donut and just like if your girlfriend doesn't text you back is she mad 100% without a doubt 10 out of 10 IGN what do I do if my boyfriend's friends are really annoying tell him tell him that they're really annoying men love honesty trust me I'm a boy I like I've made hints but he doesn't get the hints what should I do men are curious creatures even if you told them point-blank hey I like you he'd still go back to his friends and be like hey guys I think this girl likes me I'm not sure though what's the best way to start a relationship lust my friends my Ference what is wrong my brain my parents told me that I cannot get a boyfriend until I go to college what should I do they want you to focus hardcore no distractions I wonder did they also make you wear a chastity belt any advice on long-distance relationships yeah things that really help the relationship is moving closer why do I do if my crush is my best friend's ex crush your best friend get it X amount what do you do in your crushes a different sexual orientation is you if they're telling the truth or they're lying either way they're not interested do you have any pickup lines oh you know what this shirts made of right Oh boyfriend material does your left eye hurt because you've been looking right all day did you know your body is like 65% water and I am thirsty out of all of the beautiful curves on your body your smile is favorite also your but how do I tell my partner Netflix that our relationship needs to end stop paying your bill and you won't have to explain anything Netflix will just break up with you if a girl that I'm with doesn't like bacon what should I do maybe she's into sausage hey guys thank you so much for watching this video and I want to give a shout out to Opinion Outpost for sponsoring this video for those of you that don't know Opinion Outpost is a place where you can take surveys and get money for doing it it's not a scam it's just businesses really need your opinion to help grow their product you can get gift cards to your favorite place cash and more so check out Opinion Outpost using the link in the description below if you enjoyed it give me a thumbs up that lets me know that I should keep making ask mats the next ask mat is going to be a speech jammer ask mat so give me tongue twisters random things to say and funny questions down in the comments if you haven't seen the last ask mat it went a little something like this high-five my friends are mad at me for getting homeschooled well I do just imagine up some new friendsoh hey didn't see you there welcome to relationship advice with mathias la i don't even know how to start these ask matt anymore oh look chocolate how do you know when she's the one man when she starts flying and dodging bullets what do you think about 14 year olds dating these days wow what do I do if my crushes my algebra teachers daughter I would convince her that you're the one for her with some irrefutable SiC math formulas do a relationship pun I would but it wouldn't be very engaging a girl keeps following me around and she always sits next to me in class so does she have a crush on me because I'm confused I hate to break it to you but she probably just has the same class agenda as you man how do I look good at prom in front of a crush I'm gonna show you this in secret picture format take a hint from these guys BAM how's your relationship going good how do you get a boy's attention for how can I feel love you gotta be at least 21 conversation starters for your boyfriend/girlfriend you see those ice caps lightly they're just melting away what are we gonna do about that just my relationship with Netflix and YouTube count yep playing you make the sketches anymore I do I made this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one and this one in this one what do you do if your parents don't approve your girlfriend see parents typically have a lot of wisdom because they've seen and experienced a lot of stuff and a lot of parents haven't and they just don't know crap so I hope that helps how do you dump someone use this this perfect are you being followed because I keep seeing people behind your back if you are afraid of the person you were with do you leave or stay please for the love of all that is good leave this is a very serious answer leave if you're scared of the person you're with please I kiss the girl I like now what ask her to grade it how do I date a fictional character Miranda are there really no men good enough for you a guy asked me to hang out and I said yes but he hasn't texted me back with any details what should I do you probably like fell asleep so just wait it out I don't wake up and be like oh crap is it okay to fart in a relationship depends on how much it smells the student asked me out times a day you won't leave me alone how do I get rid of them file a restraining order if that doesn't work the LA River works wonders for me if you like someone what should you do to impress them there's this little trick um it's a mating dance for humans that not a lot of humans know about let me let me prove it to you right now do this and they will instantly fall in love with you I have too many crushes like 37 what do I do you need to calm yourself for real just calm down stop taking hormones and calm down how do I get a guy to hold my hand without telling him that I want him to hold my hand the irony of this whole situation is that he's probably thinking the exact same thing how do I get a boyfriend did a fishing pole with a donut and just like if your girlfriend doesn't text you back is she mad 100% without a doubt 10 out of 10 IGN what do I do if my boyfriend's friends are really annoying tell him tell him that they're really annoying men love honesty trust me I'm a boy I like I've made hints but he doesn't get the hints what should I do men are curious creatures even if you told them point-blank hey I like you he'd still go back to his friends and be like hey guys I think this girl likes me I'm not sure though what's the best way to start a relationship lust my friends my Ference what is wrong my brain my parents told me that I cannot get a boyfriend until I go to college what should I do they want you to focus hardcore no distractions I wonder did they also make you wear a chastity belt any advice on long-distance relationships yeah things that really help the relationship is moving closer why do I do if my crush is my best friend's ex crush your best friend get it X amount what do you do in your crushes a different sexual orientation is you if they're telling the truth or they're lying either way they're not interested do you have any pickup lines oh you know what this shirts made of right Oh boyfriend material does your left eye hurt because you've been looking right all day did you know your body is like 65% water and I am thirsty out of all of the beautiful curves on your body your smile is favorite also your but how do I tell my partner Netflix that our relationship needs to end stop paying your bill and you won't have to explain anything Netflix will just break up with you if a girl that I'm with doesn't like bacon what should I do maybe she's into sausage hey guys thank you so much for watching this video and I want to give a shout out to Opinion Outpost for sponsoring this video for those of you that don't know Opinion Outpost is a place where you can take surveys and get money for doing it it's not a scam it's just businesses really need your opinion to help grow their product you can get gift cards to your favorite place cash and more so check out Opinion Outpost using the link in the description below if you enjoyed it give me a thumbs up that lets me know that I should keep making ask mats the next ask mat is going to be a speech jammer ask mat so give me tongue twisters random things to say and funny questions down in the comments if you haven't seen the last ask mat it went a little something like this high-five my friends are mad at me for getting homeschooled well I do just imagine up some new friends\n"