The Dead End Experience: A Descent into Darkness

We're pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's either where we came from or there was another way to go past that wizard anyway, so this way he was yeah. There's a dude on the wall up bad. You see him creepy. Yeah, I saw him. I think we can avoid him. I think straight looks like a dead end yeah definitely not dead ends here get in no. It's wait where yeah but the guys on the wall but we can wipe him come on. Where is he oh? He's - yeah? He left. He's also running away. Okay. Dead end dead end okay.

These are two dead ends no left is where we came from Oh Shadow Man Shadow Man. Whoa light getlighted aLight of light light oh, he's gone. Whoa whoa whoa well had you behind your body? Oh god? He's so he's so fast on you. Whoa what the hell? I'm trying to track him is he gone right right all right? What does the flashlight do it kills them eventually okay? Well oh? Okay, okay. I'll focus on this guy I think he knows.

All right That's where we came from though, I think maybe baby was it yeah that was definitely we got to go to the lead oh oh it's all right I'll lure her away. I think she's pretty this rocks come on. Oh crap it's all good. It's all good man because she's crying again. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's right keep going yeah keep going that way all right all right all right? Okay we're good three minutes oof oof. It's been a doozy huh it has there's another dude over there okay I'll go this way okay I'll go this way looks like this is a dead end wait for this guy to change his vision before I go.

This is definitely dead end okay this way got stuff two pads here. I'm going to check left so once you get past the dude I went left all right okay three minutes oh yeah miss unmarked yeah we found one lover right away oh yeah hopeful yeah well this game doesn't seem to be one about hope no it does not. We've had quite the plethora of enemies - oh guy on the ground yeah Charlie will get wept is how you get whacked? Wow there he goes. I'm gonna check to the right all right I'm checking left two paths dead end dead end and dead end on both dead ends both dead ends on mine okay so we need to go world's can we go I don't know I've been trying to mark but I haven't gotten everything he's dead I don't know if we've been either of these ways yeah I'll go the other way wait this one looks dead indeed.

Yeah wait that in thought no no yeah one you're wait whoa this whoa whoa there's a lady at a shadow guy there are so many enemies right right here is a thing. Okay. You came behind well I'm getting him oh wow he died quick ladies leaving another shadow guy another one the hell wizard same was Robert wizard where'd he come from I don't know he's dead already what the hell all right well I've been hurt. I'm gonna run for it. I guess yeah keep running. He must have been guarding the other leper though.

He must have been tricked by the leper way. I'm a ring around this rosy was he was there like could there be a level in that no I wouldn't think so maybe let's know it might be the same wizard. I would not be surprised all right well. I'm boned. I'm boned. I can't run I'm out of stamina. I'm dead well oh that's so hard how would you? How would you be able to do that?

Good God look at this thing it's the know-how you can never have enough time yeah it's gotta be look we're just luck oh well we tried we found a few lovers we killed a few Ben amis and then we got rekt. Yeah get killed ourselves maybe we're the enemy wherever were the enemy invading this land that's true we are just kind of like breaking into some one castle haunted house yeah oh well anyway thanks for joining me and thank you everybody for watching and as always we will see you in the next video buh-Bye!

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to sleeping dawn. I've got Wade here say hi WadeHey guys, and we're gonna get through this game. Hey guys welcome back to sleeping Dom with Mark. What's up, dude?Hi alright, so how do you do this? I?Have no idea, but I guess we just start Gabe and hope for the best sure okay alrightI'm ready see when I was playing it before it was scary very much scary yesBut I didn't get to a single switch, and I didn't quite understand the full mechanics of everything about that I getThings I have learnedYes, you want to be quiet around the guys on the walls if they jumped on you dickThere's the shadow ones you have to shine a flashlight on that if you shine it enough they dieThere's um like gape keeper wizard looking guysAre near the levers if you see the wizard II guys you're near pal ever okayIf you see that weird witchy left 4 dead lady throw rocks before she gets mad and the rocks can distract her right, okay?So what thing do you want, or do we all get a thing?So we get to each since there's two of us. I've got a rodI've got the rocks right now alright wait hang on. Where are you? Where'd you go?Dude, do me a favor real quick bend it like look straight upOkay, ah damn it. I was hoping like you were gonna rotate to the waist like in Bigfoot. Just likeArch broke it back. Yeah, hopefully they've got chalking rocks. All right. I've got sticking lightlight and stick art certain reason not to have the light is there a reason not to IDon't think so not that I've figured out. I've only I've only run a few rounds over in the garden JP alright wellLet's do this for realsies, and hopefully uhAfter me excuse me yesYou do is there any reason not to runum it's good to have stealing but ISo for these big stats you guys. I never really knew what triggered them I?Thought was getting closeSome do some don't OhSome of them come after yeah some do some don't I don't like that about that that ain't no good you noticeWe've not had any turns you have just been funneling us and directs you. Oh, you knowYour choice nice little chalky X down here. Uh-huh. Okay? Well we got a lot of archwaysHuhMark Crouch crouch you stupid idiot a Crouch annex there he sees Crouch. I'm pressing control the crowd GodYou look so stupid when you're crouching the big dumb idiotIt's too dark to whap alright you wanna, go this way alright which way sniff-sniff with your nose. Okay. Thank youOh, thank you. I don't know why you got creepy Wade. This is a very dead endYeahWe should go this. Okay, looks like this one. Also dead end. Yeah, we should go alright cool gladWe closed down this whole Avenue was a trap. YeahIt sure was a trap usually implies that we're gonna die so are we gonna die I mean?These archways look kind of foreboding so probably no no just to McDonald's around the corner. Don't worry about it right, okay?I wasn't gonna think of anything Hey who door got a wop with a stickThat's like my main concern the weird Smeagol ease on the wall. I've never seen the weird Smeagol ease on the wall, so we willMinutes already okay should we start running that is I don't know dead end no wait. No what is that that's different?I think it's still a dead end. I think it's just a creamy whatever with my sticknope, okay, it'sRocks OhWas that you or me the statues could kill you oh, I didn't see the statue I didn't eitherI just heard it fall, and I'm they can kill me IDon't know dead-end desert actually a way to go. Yeah, I think so this is one more soAlright alrightOkay, man, I'm hearing some weird noises, Oh statueOkay you run towards it you goHey, no, okay, it's a fakie alright, I don't know if it's a fakie. I think he's just sleepingWith rocks don't wanna hit upDon't antagonize the statues! what if he was just being nice and being like, ohh, I'm not gonna murder TODAYYYYY...I don't buy that for one second that looks like a dead end oh godI hear something Mark: WHAT Wade: I don't know I think it's one of the Smeagly's. I don't see it.Mark: Can you... Can you be... descriptive?Wade: Right here, over to the side. Mark: Can I WhAPp it with a stick?Wade: Yeah, I think it's on the other side of the wall. Mark: Alright. Okay. I'll trust you on that oneMark: *Unintelligible mumbling* Wade: Alright, this has been a very mostly linear path (Very mostly?)Mark (in terror and alerted): WOAH... WOAH x5 Wade (background): What? x2I heard that!I heard a skitter-scatter!Ohh, that's not good.How am I gonna hit something if I can't see it? I have to... Woo. I hear tha... You hear that?(Chaos erupting) WOAH WHACK IT WHAPP IT AGHH WHAPWHAP I'M WHAPPING IOkay I whapped it good!Alright, maybe you should have my first boner. Yes, ohIt sure is a reverse bonerI think a reverse boner is a vagina sirChica I can't right now, she's nuzzling my arm - this is very disturbingI don't think that's true. I think she's gotta go potty. We'll go in a second, OK?Wait just a little bit just a little bit pup... ooh oOh We got a wall guyOkayOkay, let's not go that way if we can avoid it... Wade: Oh.Oh, I went this way.Why'd you go that way (It's not... dead end) Wait, Wade, where did you go I have no, oh my god hey don't don'tActivate that guy I didn't I didn't he okay goodHe should have looked at me, but he didn't. :) He didn't. He was very bad guard over thereYou're just too sneaky for him. How are we gonna? We've only got like four minutes, how're we gonna do thisI don't know. Okay. What is this? OOH. th-. Um these archways look relatively important, right?Is this the exit?!? I don't know, is it? No. That's a bridge. DEAD END! The exit has like a roundStarted fucking we found every single dead-end every possible dead endHey, okay, I got you you argue walk Hey come into my warp zone walk town USA where WAMP WAMPOh, you fell backwards this time dickDon't look don't look at its vagina. Doll. I didn't wait wait. I think I see this I think I seeOkay, look at that anymore. My son is squishy my walk. I don't know SATs are saying. There's so many screw shoesI'm just kind of gonna like sprint towards anything because who died this ooh. OhIt's a wall guy, I don't know I was so scaredBut I just didn't know where he was looking so I miss pretender. Well you go with such confidenceI just I don't know when to goAll right it movesOkay, I'm gonna go under I'm going under moveOkay, I did it nice. I heard something scary-soundingFound a single lever well, you know sometimes you just got to blame yourself. You know a dead end okay?and I blame you or maybe at the last second, we're gonna find everything all at once and that'sThat statue yeah, I'm not a good statue. I would stay away from that one. No it's fineIt's at that point where the statues are gonna chasesThis isn't a dead end yet hated it in what what do we work with it's impossible I?Don't knowIt's patently impossible how does any for your method oh?IDon't think it's one guy'sguy guys guys I don't think it's oneguysMy personalities at once no that was a dead end over there - IDon't know no this way can go left ohYeah, then you didn't mark it stupidWe've run out of time for me to stay hereAlright wait, what does nothing happen if it sees you. I think it draws in nearby monsters, okay, waitThere's like kind of like a butt. Whoa a butt splitAre you we don't have any time wait? No it's the same never mind. It's all the sameSomething Oh witch wizard what do I do? There's a lever hang on okay? He's gonna come after usOkay, I'll go get it. Did you die yeah? Why did you know?Do we win I can't run I can't I'm dead I'm so dead. Uh. I'm not very dead excuse meHe's just putting me under his robe of theStrategy I think for those is one person has to like lower the guy way yeahThen the other one goes for the lever and the person floors away is probably gonna dieGreat if that person could be raised after the guys locks awayOkaySo how would you do that on a single player? I don't know all right?Let's let's go again, then when at first you don't succeedsucceedHarder. I'll do flashlight. Chalk you do all the throwy rolls. Let's roll, babyLet's roll all right. You're leading the way, but you're also in the back to fin what?You don't know what?This is - going right off the bat, I get a nice red shirtThank you. It's from the monsters wellAlso, is it's what the people on Star Trek wore when they were like sent down to the planet to die. That's trueWe've bet we are dead don't you know that's all they didYes, that's very dead. This looks like a dead endWe don't even need to come back this way itOh, there's a dude right there where where the wizard guys right in front. Whoa? Hi buddy, okay?I'll distract him. Oh never mind all right all distract meOkayWhy does he okay wait? No just I'm gonna distract him on run through the tunnel okay here here come for me, okay?He's coming for me. Okay, all right i'ma run through the tunnelYeah, that's right. That's right come on come on buddy. Okay go for it. No never mind. He's going for you nowKeep running after you getOkay, good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I don't know if he has a range of losing yeahOh, yeah, he does. He lost yeah, okay, okay? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm comingOkay, keep going keep going keep going. Oh, this isn't a dead end I got distracted with the rocks yesYour son get rid of them you were such a champion all right. Where'd you go? Did you go back? Okay coming around okay?Go back. This is all dead ends. Yeah, no yesThis is a dead end here that guy is still wandering trying to find us okayBut that's fine cuz that bodes well got a letter yeahWe got a lover whoa whoa okay? Well there's the same guy here. We can runThat's the way we have to go I thinkOkay, every everything else isDid we maybe I don't remember I don't think we've been this way I'm one leftOkay, Oh behind it stick guy stick. Okay? OhStick him stick him. Oh, no. Oh good. Yeah. No we been here this is dead endsWe have to go down that way that the wizard isWhat this way no, that's where we came from yeah, I prom you're right you're right you're right, okay, okay, okay, okay go?This looks dead endThis is very dead endBut this is a dead end we're in trouble. Oh it looked dead end oh crapYeah, it's dead end we're I'm telling I'm telling you where that wizard came downI pretty sure I'm prettySure, it's either where we came from or there was another way to go past that wizard anyway, so this way he was yeahThere's a dude on the wall up bad. You see him creepy. Yeah, I saw him. I think we can avoid himI think straight looks like a dead end yeah definitelyNot dead ends here get in no. It's wait where yeahBut the guys on the wall, but we can wipe himCome on. Where is he oh? He's - yeah? He left. He's also running away. Okay. Dead end dead end okayThese are two dead ends no left is where we came from Oh Shadow Man Shadow Man. Whoa light getlighted aLight of light light oh, he's gone. Whoa whoa whoa well had you behind your body? Oh god? He's so he's so fast on youWhoa?He is fast yeahWhoa what the hell? I'm trying to track him is he gone right right all right? What does the flashlight?Do it kills them eventually okay? Well oh?Okay, okay. I'll focus on this guy IThink he knowAll rightThat's where we came from though, I think maybe baby was it yeah, that was definitely we got to go to the lead oh ohIt's all right I'll lure her away. I think she's pretty this rocksCome on. OhcrapIt's all good. It's all good man because she's crying again. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's right keep goingYeah, keep going that way all right all right all right?Okay, we're good three minutes oof oof. It's been a doozyHuh it has there's another dude over thereOkay, I'll go this way okayI'll go this way looks like this is a dead end wait for this guy to change his vision before I goThis is definitely dead endOkay, this Way's got stuff two pads here. I'm going to check left so once you get past the dude. I went left allRight okay, three minutesOh, yeah, miss unmarked. Yeah, we found one lover right away. Oh yeah hopefulYeah, well this game doesn't seem to be one about hopeNo, it does not. We've hadded quite the plethora of enemies - oh guy on the ground yeah, CharlieYou will get wept is how you get whacked?WowThere he goes. I'm gonna check to the right all right. I'm checking lefttwo paths dead enddead end and dead end on both dead ends both dead ends on mine -Okay, so we need to goWorld's can we go I don't know I've been trying to mark, but I haven't gotten everything he's deadI don't know if we've been either of these ways yeah, I'll go the other way wait this one looks dead indeedYeah, wait that inThought no no yeahOne you're waitWhoa this whoa whoa there's a lady at a shadow guy there are so many enemies right right?Here is a thing. Okay. You came behindWell I'm getting him oh wow he died quick ladies leaving another shadow guy another one the hellWizard same was Rober wizard. Where'd he come from I don't know he's dead already. What the hell all right wellI've been hurt. I'm gonna run for it. I guess yeah keep running. He must have been guarding the other leper, thoughHe must have been tricked by the leper way. I'm a ring around this rosyWas he was there like could there be a level inIn that no I wouldn't think so, maybe let's knowIt might be the same wizard. I would not be surprised all right. Well. I'm boned. I'm boned. I'm bone. I can't runI'm out of stamina. I'm dead well. OhThat's so hard. It. Is how would you? How would you be able to do that?Good GodLook, it's the know-how you can never have enough time. Yeah, it's gotta. Be look. We're just luck. Oh wellWe tried we found a few lovers. We killed a few Ben amis and then we got rekt. Yeah, get killed ourselvesMaybe we're the enemy wherever were the enemy invading this land. That's trueWe are just kind of like breaking into some one castle haunted house. Yeah, oh well anywayThanks for joining me and thank you everybody for watching and as always we will see you in the next videoBuh-Bye!\n"