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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en.- I have seen your comments,"Buy AliExpress tech.Buy AliExpress tech."Fine.I'm going to AliExpress to look for someof the most uniquegadgets on the internet.Okay, so this looks very Temu or Wish-y.Oh, this actually is interesting.A $4 PS4 controller.I can get behind that.Yo, oh, actually this is kind of cool.Okay, so this is one of the thingsI know AliExpress is known for.So, I can buy screens for a wide varietyof Nintendo consoles.That, I think,is actually one of the mainadvantages of AliExpress,is that they tend to have alittle bit more niche itemsbut at significantly cheaper pricesthan you would find onlike Amazon or something.I'm not gonna do it for this video.But there might be a thingwhere I try and maybe failto buy a bunch of stuff from AliExpressand fix up and refurbishsome old consoles.Subscribe and ring-a-lingthe ding-a-ling buttonif you wanna see that video.I actually kind of want to try to buysome junk consoles to fix them.That actually would be legitimately fun.$3 for a little microconsole.Now, this, I will say,again I'm not actuallyseeing this one specifically.I've tried some that are kind of similar,and these are kind of bad, but at 3 bucks?Whatever, man, I'll give it a shot.I had so many things in my cart right nowand I've spent like 25 bucks.This is great. This is great.Categories.Oh, let's go to Men's Fashion.Exotic apparel?Ha!Woo! Oh wow.A ball lifter?Well, we're gonna censor this.Nope. (speaking gibberish)(gasps) Oh, ho, what the?Someone has taken an actual,supposedly motherboard froma GameCube/Wii, I guess.They've modded it into aGameCube controller handleand it's portable.$500.(cash register dings)Ah, I've gotta try this.I've 100% gotta try this.Oh, okay.It got a lot more expensive real quick.All right, my friends, it is time to pressthat big red order button and I'll see youin one to two monthswhen all of our AliExpress tech arrives.(engine rumbling)There we go.So, our items from AliExpresstook a very long timeand unlike something like Wish or Temu,they each arrived individuallywhich means that I actuallyhave no idea which box is whichso let's just crack it open.(box contents rattling)This gets shipped all the way from Chinaand it sounds like this?This is?- What did you order?- So, oh my god, it's a fake.Either this is a knockoff ofa phone that is 11 years oldor they remade the box?I'll say I have a real fondnessfor the Samsung Galaxy S3.The S3 was the very first phone launchI was ever invited to.I'd never actually like properly useda shiny new smartphone really before this.Yo, wait a minute.Is this actually real?The button feels decent.Dude, remember whenphones were this small?This is like a four point,like three-inch screenor four point, wait.- Open the back.Open the back.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Let's see, let's see.That's a real phone.That's a real phone.Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.Okay, I got smoking gun here.Copyright 2015 Samsung Electronics.This is a 2012 phone.Okay, I knew there wassomething suspiciousabout this thing.Okay, we're gonna put this aside.We're gonna let it charge for a minuteand we'll come back to that.(plastic rustling)Okay?So again, I have no idea whatany of these things are and...(cameraman chuckling softly)Definitely forgot I ordered this.One moment, please.Behold, my friends.My brand new shirt courtesy of AliExpress.- What does it say?- This man ate my son.(cameraman laughing)I think my Galaxy S3 might actuallybe charged up enough now.This screen is not bad.It is not bad.Just the bloops.Just... (bubble blooping)- Yeah, justa little (bubble bloops)- So right now this isrunning Android 4.3.Uh-oh.Your device has been modified.Software updates are not available.Yo.- Oh.- I don't like that at all.How has it been modified?Okay, you know what we gotta do.We gotta do a camera test.(bright upbeat music)(alarm beeping)Battery critically low.Okay, we're gonna hurry up real quick.I mean, honestly though,this is totally fine.This is totally fine.Will I tell you to buy one of these?Absolutely not.But it's a blast fromthe past and it's unique.Wait, that's okay.Okay, okay. All right.This, my friends.(plastic rustling)It is incredibly well wrapped.This is the Book 8088.Now, this was actually notinsanely expensive, right?- Yeah, it waslike just over 200 bucks.- Okay. All right.Let's see.So this is, I will immediatelysay before we even open this,a lot smaller than I thought.I don't know why looking at the photosI assume this is a little bitmore like regular laptop size.I mean that's a hand for scale.Inside we have, oh, it's so cute.The stickers are a little scuff looking.We have a couple of speakersa display which has a little tab on itand a very small keyboard.Like, this is like 75%.You have the...I thought it's got like a newWindows 10 style key on it.And then we also have acouple of little doors here.That's our actual CPUwhich you could literallyjust open up and touch.Let's plug this in andbring our Book 8088 to life.Okay, so I have now gottenmyself into Windows 3.1.Unfortunately without a mouse,I'm a little bit limited in what I can do.Let's play Duck.Can I load Duck?I did it.I'm in "Magic Duck."Ah, no.- Ooh.- He is shooting up at me.- It's Grimace.- It's Grimace. Go away, Grimace.I did it!Notepad. There we go.Notepad. That's what I want.So, this keyboard's not good.I don't fully understandwhy they went with such a tiny keyboard.So, this is really neat.And I think this is agreat example of somethingthat is perfect for AliExpress, right?Because this is not amainstream normal itemand it does have a little bitof that DIY sort of quality.I just am sad to say I don'tknow if I'm the right personto fully appreciate it.'Cause it's neat, it'sweird, but I don't reallyhave a lot of things I know how to dowith Windows 3.1 or DOS.I'm just proud that I couldget Windows to actually launchto begin with and I gotNotepad up and running.That's about all I can do.Hey, wait.Hand it to me gently so we canprove that we didn't do this.Hello, my friends andwelcome to the Doubleshock 4.So first, I thought that thisbox was massively smashedand I still think it is,But it also looks like maybe,oh no, it's actuallymeant to look like this?Like, is that the shape?Is that a rhombus?(friends laughing)So, this is a Doubleshock4 wireless controllerwhich allows me to charge twoPS4 controller simultaneously.Wait, do I have a controller?Or do I have a dock for this? What?This is, I know this is a controller.Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.Controller.- Will we be doubleshocked or?- Oh yeah, that, well, whoa.Look at the faux.Honestly the buttons don't feel bad.The triggers' like,to me this feels likeit's like 85%, right?It's not quite there, butif this actually workswhen we plug into a PS4?11 bucks?Dualshock 4.Yeah, so it shows up.So as far as the PS4 is concerned,this is a proper Dualshock 4.Your mod is gonna vary a little biton the overall quality of this,but like at first glance,this is really not bad.What else do we have from AliExpress?Okay, so this is a set ofLenovo Thinkplus live pods.So, I looked at a similarversion of the Lenovo earbudsoff of I think it was Wishor Temu a little while ago.Yes, Temu.And they were surprisinglygood for really cheap.How much were my Thinkplus live pods?- $8.- $8?(cash register dings)I mean these can be pretty bad.They're still gonna be worth eight bucks.These look like they're, at least they're,oh, they're not black?Okay, that's not black.That's green. Okay.(cameraman laughing)Well, that's fine, that's fine.Oh, that's a really interesting design.So, they're kind of shapeda little bit like AirPodsbut they have a very smalllittle rubber tip on them.It's super, super small.I have never seen a pairof earbuds like that.USB-C charge.Okay, that's a big winat seven, eight bucks.And you know what I'll say?This case is delightfully tiny.Look how small that is.It's just a little guy.Okay, so pairing was instant.It just, you just takethem out and they work.Bro. Okay.Do they sound amazing? No.Do they sound a little worse than,like regular, normal AirPods?Yes, but they sound a bit worse.They don't sound 96% worseor whatever the actualprice difference is.Do I have, can I have,can someone gimme another thumbs up?I need like three thumbs up.Yeah, there we go.(air whooshing)Okay, that's ap-ap-ap-ap.Oh, I caught it.I did catch it.The SF 2000 Handheld Game Console.And this is the other one, right?I got two of these.So, this first one was ultra cheap.So, round back we have three AAAs.Aight.You also have your speakers on the backwhich is obviously best for the audioto come through my hands.You can get some of theseon like Wish and whatnot,but AliExpress is absolutelyloaded with these.And there are dozens anddozens of different designs,most of which are not very good,but I know that there area couple of hidden gems.I dunno if this is gonna beit, but let's give it a try.Okay, we have 128 games."Angry Bird", "Super Contra","Tiny Toon", "Galaga."So I'm assuming there's abunch of NES done games.'Trojan", "Nuts Milk."They have "Nuts Milk."I'm playing "Nuts Milk."Oh wow, okay.This is actually kinda cool.Very slow but it works.All right, all right, here's the thing.I got the idea with this one.For 10 bucks, I meanthere's a certain levelof which I don't think this is,I mean it's 10 bucks,you can't go that long.But like, aah!Maybe spending a little bit morelike our SF 2000 might be a better move.Okay, so going from 10 to 15,we have U S B which is?USB-C.So instead of using AAA batteries,we've actually got arechargeable battery here.We have a microSD to USB adapter.So, I'm assuming you usethis to like load up the ROMsbut the fact that it comeswith a microSD adapter's cool.And then we've got theactual console itself.Oh, you know what?It's actually kinda weird.So, it's like very thick on this side.Clearly the battery isright underneath here.So, it's a little bitkinda like front heavy,but it's not terrible.Okay, so we've got AB XY, D-pad.We have one little thumb stickwhich feels actually likea Switch thumb stick.In fact, I feel that's from a Joy-Con.Like, that feels and looksexactly like a Joy-Con stick.Let's give it a try.Let's see what we've got.Hmm, we need to plug it in?The red light turns on?Like, it's acting like itshould be doing something.Turn it on, locate the power switch,and slide it to the right.The indicator light will turnred once the device is on.It's turning red and yet thescreen's not lighting up.- Hmm.- Uh- oh.Let me try plugging it in.We may actually have an issue here.Oh no, I think it's (mumbles).'Cause the light's turning on.Like, it's got power.I'm gonna plug it in and let it charge.I think it's dead though.That's so sad 'cause like, ifthis thing actually worked?For 15 bucks, this would legitimatelybe a cool little emulator.I guess that's one of thedownsides when it comesto ordering stuff fromsites such as AliExpress.Good luck trying to get a refundor shipping the product back.I mean you can probablygo through the process,but are you actually gonna get it back?I don't know.All right.Do you have something over therethat's gonna cheer me up?- Yeah.- Because I needa real cheering.- Will this cheer you up?- I don't know.- Well you should catch it if-- It's over there now.When we were looking through AliExpress,there are a large numberof intellectual propertylooseness.So this is, someone made this ROM.A Pokemon black and white "3 Genesis."It's even got a copyrightdate from Azure Keys.Wait, so it says 2023,but the card said it was 2020, I thought.Okay, so this is a very new ROM hack.So, basically this is using"Pokemon Crystal" as the basebut it's actually based in Unovawhich is the fifthduration of Pokemon games.All right, I'll be Matt.Matt, Marlow was waiting for youuntil just a few minutes ago.Can I take a Pokemon?Yeah. Can I have a Pokemon, please?Wow. Yeah, they remade the whole region.Look at that.Pokemon League Victory Road.Okay, this is cool.Again, I will restate,ah, I'm a littleuncomfortable with the ideaof someone on AliExpress profitingfrom loading someone's ROM hackonto an actual cartridge and buying it?Like. that to me. Not great.That being said though,it does work and also it is functioning.What? This is very fabricy.What is this?- It is related.- Is it related?(laughs excitedly)Is this what I think it is?I'm a big fan of Pokemon.To put that out there.And I would like to share the love.So, I have acquired a series of masksto let us all live our best Pokemon life.(friends laughing)I call Bulbasaur, so y'all canhave your pick of these guys.Well, here goes nothing.If you see the three of uswalking down the street,go the other way.- Yeah, you're-- Don't mess with us.- Jiggly Puff.(laughs)Jiggly puff.- You gotta do the rightactual jiggly Puff like sounds.- Jiggly Puff. Jiggly Puff.- Why can you do that?(friends laughing)- Jiggly Puff.- Can you serenade us as Jiggly Puff?♪ Jiggly Puff ♪♪ Jiggly Puff ♪- You know what?I'm not gonna sleep anytime soon.I'll be honest with you.- (indistinct) reminders.That's...(everyone laughing)This is also wellpacked, which makes sensebecause it is shipped a very long way.Oh, okay. All right.So we have a power adapter,so we'll put that off to the side.But it actually comes in a carrying case.Inside this box is aportable Nintendo GameCube.So, AliExpress have awide variety of different,handheld actual modified consoles.And this is one of them.This is unbelievable.Oh my, God.- Whoa, thecraftsmanship on that.- So, lemme get my head around it.So we've got our L and R buttons.We have two shoulder buttons,they're a little sticky.We have an AUX.We have our barrel plug and our switch.All right, is everyone ready?I just forgot he was Jiggly Puff.- Go and take it off.- Jiggly Puff.- It's too funny.- Jiggly Puff.- It's, okay.Okay, here the fan spinning up.Screen's coming to life.Yes, there we go.So, we've got a bunch of GameCube gameswhich look like they'realready loaded up here.So, let's try "Mario Kart", shall we?I will say the screen is not amazing.It's a little bit rough.That being said, I mean whatever, right?So, what we've got hereis a jailbroken Wiimotherboard put in here.So, it's actual native hardwareand then it's just connectedto a small seven-inch display, right?So as far as this thinks,it's just a Wii sitting onlike a table or something.Oh, wait a minute.I'm just realizing something.It's a Wii, but obviously we'vegot the GameCube controller.So, maybe it's a Wii justbecause they can cut the boarddown for a Wii, but all thegames are GameCube games.So it's actually probablymuch more meant to bea portable GameCube, even if technicallythe underlying guts are a Wii.This does not come cheap.I believe this was almost 500 bucks?- Oh, my friend. It is $550.- Here's the thing, I can'ttell you to go buy one of these.Like, this is a really niche item.But the fact that thiskind of stuff existson AliExpress is massively cool.You're not gonna find this on most placesjust 'cause it's so customand hand-built and everything.But just the engineeringthat went into somethinglike this is incredibly cool.I gotta say, AliExpressis not for everyone.Temu and Wish have alittle bit more variety.Certainly a lot cheaper whenit comes to a lot of the itemsand shipping and all that kinda stuff.But if you're lookingfor the weird, the wacky,and the truly custom.AliExpress is kinda where it's at.If you too enjoy seeing weird,wacky, and wild technology,make sure to subscribe to the channeland ring-a-ling that ding-a-ling button.These GameCubes don't buythemselves, my friends.And what happens if you miss a video?Have you watched all my videos?Have you watched all 2000 of them?- Jiggly Puff.(friends laughing)