Welcome to Another Episode of "Don't Buy This"
In the last video, I checked out a hundred dollar app that we can all agree wasn't the best choice ever. But in this series, I'm here to find out why some of these apps are 200, 300, 400 dollars. Why they're so expensive.
So right now, I'm about to check out a 200 dollar app. Drop a like on this video if you guys want me to check out a 300 dollar one, keep the series going. We're about to check out a horn. It's called a vuvuzela. A vuvuzela? I don't even know. You guys know I normally just go ahead and buy this app right off the bat, but there's actually two versions of this app. There's a free version and then there's the plus version. So I got the free version right here, sitting next to that hundred dollar app.
If you haven't seen that video, definitely watch it right after this and use the poll card, like right up there in the eye section, to vote if this app's worth it or not. We're gonna find out, every video, if the app's actually worth the price. So I got the free version here. It's the Vuvuzela, so just fired it on up. It's a horn. It's one of those horns you'd see at the FIFA World Cup, or soccer matches, or any sporting events. These things are loud and you definitely are gonna know the noise when you hear it.
Hang on. (slow electronica music) This is the free version. So far, I'm kinda disappointed. You didn't subscribe to see an app not work or do anything. It's got an interesting screen. We got an iPhone 3G, with a soccer ball, blowin' the horn. I thought I read somewhere if you tap or (horn blows) shake it! Yes! So if you shake your phone. Come on. (horn blows quickly) I'm real glad I didn't pay any money for this yet.
Basically, when you shake it in either direction. (horn blows) Alright, I'm gonna close out of the app just so I can talk. I actually know what a vuvuzela sounds like, and that doesn't sound like it. Sounds like it was recorded from a TV, and then recorded from that TV watching the original soccer match, or football match, however you wanna pronounce it, and that's the noise you're hearing. This is the free version. I'm stoked that I didn't actually pay for this.
Let me know in the comments if you think I'm about to make a great decision, or the worst decision ever. Is it worth it, or won't it be worth it? We're about to find out. So I'm gonna go into the App Store now, search Vuvuzela World Cup Horn Plus. Okay? You see it's the exact same company, DLP Mobile. 200 bucks. We actually have two stars. How? That's awesome! Someone else bought this horn plus app, like your boy. Vuvuzela World Cup Horn Plus. I'm not the only one. There's three people that have bought it. I don't know if those people are crazier than me. They probably are.
Oh, we have two reviews. One review from 2012.
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Welcome back to anotherepisode of Don't Buy This.In the last video, I checkedout a hundred dollar appwhich we can all agreewasn't the best choice ever.But in this series, I'm here to find outwhy some of these apps are 200, 300, 400.Why they're so expensive.So right now, I'm about tocheck out a 200 dollar app.Drop a like on this video ifyou guys want me to check outa 300 dollar one, keep the series going.We're about to check out a horn.It's called a vuvuzela.A vuvuzela?I don't even know.You guys know I wouldnormally just go aheadand buy this app right off the bat,but there's actually twoversions of this app.There's a free version andthen there's the plus version.So I got the free version right here,sittin' right next tothat hundred dollar app.If you haven't seen that video,definitely watch it right afterthis and use the poll card,like right up there in the eye section,to vote if this app's worth it or not.We're gonna find out, every video,if the app's actually worth the price.So I got the free version here.It's the Vuvuzela, so just fired it on up.It's a horn.It's one of those horns you'dsee at the FIFA World Cup,or soccer matches, or any sporting events.These things are loud and you definitelyare gonna know the noise when you hear it.Hang on.(slow electronica music)This is the free version.So far, I'm kinda disappointed.You didn't subscribe to see anapp not work or do anything.It's got an interesting screen.We got an iPhone 3G, with asoccer ball, blowin' the horn.I thought I read somewhereif you tap or (horn blows) shake it!(horn blows)Yes!So if you shake your phone.Come on.(horn blows quickly)I'm real glad I didn't payany money for this yet.Basically, when you shakeit in either direction.(horn blows)Alright, I'm gonna close outof the app just so I can talk.I actually know what avuvuzela sounds like,and that doesn't sound like it.It sounds like it was recorded from a TV,and then recorded from that TVwatching the original soccermatch, or football match,however you wanna pronounce it,and that's the noise you're hearing.This is the free version.I'm stoked that I didn'tactually pay for this.Let me know in the commentsif you think I'm about to makea great decision, orthe worst decision ever.Is it worth it, or won't it be worth it?We're about to find out.So I'm gonna go into the App Store now,search vuvuzela world cup horn plus.Okay?You see it's the exactsame company, DLP Mobile.200 bucks.We actually have two stars.How?That's awesome!Someone else bought thishorn plus app, like your boy.Vuvuzela World Cup Horn Plus.I'm not the only one.There's three people that have bought it.I don't know if thosepeople are crazier than me.They probably are.Oh, we have two reviews.One review from 2012.\"This app is crap.\"For $200, it should comewith a happy ending.\"You get to hear the horn!How much more of a happyending does someone want?That's when your team's winning.(mimics horn blowing)(horn blowing)I'm gonna go ahead and purchase it now.Wait, it said it neededaccess to media files?Go back.Whoa, whoa, whoa.That's really sketchy.When a horn app needs yourphotos and call information?I don't know if you guys haveseen that meme with Elon Musk,in when a flashlight app wantsto access your call info.That's how I feel right now.And I'm gonna make it happen.I'm gonna let this appdo what it wants to me.Alright, I'm just gonna buy it.I don't even know what else to say.Device ID call...Okay, that sounds really sketchy.\"Used one or more of files on the device,\"such as images, videos, or audio.\"Why do you need that, Vuvuzela Horn Plus?You're a horn!Okay, we're gonna hit Accept.Buy.Payment successful.We have just crossedover to the Dark Side.I've made the second largestmistake in this series.Make sure you getsubscribed so you don't missthat next episode, it'sonly getting worse.I can't wait for a thousanddollar app, said no one ever.Vuvuzela Plus chillin'next to the original,free version of Vuvuzel,Vuvuzwe, Vuvuzela!I don't even know how to say.I'm saying Venezuela.That's a country, this is a horn.No!Alright, let's hop oninto a 200 dollar app.It's the exact same screenas the free version.Did I get duped?Yeah, you kinda knewwhat you were goin' intoand it accesses your call info.(claps)Nice one, Keaton!Alright, for $200, maybe if I just tap it,it'll work this time?No.(horn blows quickly)I had to shake it there.(horn blows)That's about, I'd say, sevenseconds worth of vuvuzela.That's no different than the free version.I'm gonna show ya.$200 version.I coulda used this moneyfor like an Amazon Echo.Looks like this.Free version?Looks exactly the same.There's no difference, I got screwed.So we're back in the App Store right nowand I'm just looking.The free version has a higherrating than the paid version.Usually that's not how things go down.I guess a lot of people are being honest.We've got two screenshots here.\"Enjoy the thrill of FIFAWorld Cup with this great app.\"I would say I've been enjoying the thrill.Alright, now I'm gonna goback to the paid versionand see what the difference is.I gotta find out what the difference is.\"The most popular unofficial vuvuzela\"FIFA 2010 World Cup horn.\"Shake your phone and yourhorn begins to blast.\"No banner ads!I think that's the only perk.I paid $200 to have anad-free version of a hornthat sounds like it wasrecorded in a bee's nest.What?I'm looking in here now,I don't even see ads on the free version.I think I got scammed.The only thing we can do nowis leave a review on the paid version.There was one other guy,he's no longer the only one.I'm gonna join him.I'm gonna give it five stars.Submit.Does this app have audio feeds?I wanna say yes.It wants my call history.Not specifically my audiofeeds, but, it's just sketchyand I'm not allowinganyone else to get this.Does this app have eSports news?No, it wants to.Does this app have brackets?No, it doesn't have braces, come on.- Stop it.- Tell me what you think.Alright, would've likeda trumpet better,and more sketchiness.Come on, Google.More sketchiness.Perfect!I just submitted it!There you go, go check out my reviewjust to see that this video is legitand let me know in thecomments if you guys thinkthe vuvuzela app isbetter than the last app.I think it is, we got a littlemore bells and whistles.That's pretty much it for this video.Shout out to Parv and Carterfor being this video'snotification shout-out.If you guys want one,turn 'em on and let meknow in the comments.Subscribe if you're newand Tweet me at @techsmarttif you guys find any otherweird, expensive apps,or just let me know in the commentsand I'll see you later.Peace.(mimics horn blowing)All the people in Nordstrom'shave instructed menot to go near the Tom Ford sunglasses,the Saint Laurents, Idon't know who Linda is,but just stay away.\n"