The Merger Closing: A Bittersweet Moment for T-Mobile and John Legere
I have to admit, I'm kind of sad about this. I've been covering John Legere since the beginning of From Page to Page, Texel, he got the job in 2012 sometime we literally covered T-Mobile and stuff like on the first episode of the show. I've been covering his entire journey since he was hired and even though John Legere is going to step down as CEO, he will remain a member of T-Mobile's Board of Directors. But it ain't the same man. I mean this man changed a lot for the mobile industry. Like even if you don't have T-Mobile, all that stuff changed because of him. He's like Steve Jobs but less Steve Jobs II and more just like in terms of the mobile industry. Wireless networks, that sort of stuff. His name is significant to me and also he's a fellow Facebook friend, which pretty much means we're like best buddies in real life.
Not only did he change save T-Mobile, but he also completely reshaped the wireless industry. He's the reason why in a lot of cases we don't have contracts anymore across all the networks. He's the reason unlimited plans came back. He's the reason for a lot of the good things that we have in the mobile space right now. And he's just a great personality. He was upfront and transparent with everybody, it was really cool to see a CEO sort of be the face of a company like what what do you think T-Mobile? You think John Legere? When you think T-Mobile, you think John Legere. That's why I thought so, John Legere good sir, fellow friend on Facebook, definitely knows who I am.
Thank you, sir, for everything you did it. You're not dying or anything but it feels like it. Rest in Spaghetti never forget E, we salute you, serve the toilet squad as a whole. Salute you for your service by flushing all of our toilets at the same time. Holy if everyone watching this show right now flush their toilets at the exact same time would we feel it? That's a lot anyway.
No, technically, this isn't like tech news per se but it is my Frankenstein show and this is the toilet squad, and we do what we want. Thanks to developers and researchers at Penn State's University, we got a new toilet spray. Yep, sprayed it goes in the toilet. You heard this right? This is real effectively it's a spray, it's little, this little thing you spray it's a coating it coats the toilet to make your shrimp slippery. It makes it well actually makes the whole toilet bowl slippery that's that's sort of the point.
And basically if your toilet is more slippery then it requires less water to flush all your crap down the hall. You can see pretty genius huh, soap number one, your toilet would be cleaner. That's cool. That's a plus number two you would save water, save the universe, save the environment because you wouldn't need to use so much water to shove your poop into whole and number three, I'm sure there's a number three, I'm sure there's like a bulk of the waste like everyone's poop and the bulk of all of that would be less. Who cares? This is so cool, I don't care about all this. I mean look at this, look at how because of this spray, thin coating thing, the water just glides through the toilet. Wait wait a second, this isn't new, this is not new, it clicked, I know what this is, this is Rain-X. You know Rain-X? That stuff that goes on your windshield? It helps the rain bounce off and slide off the windshield easier.
So it's easy to say, this is Rain-X but for the toilet, this is X, they made Shred X, it was like Rain-X just they literally took Rain-X, slapped a new logo on it, and that's what I caught you mother hackers. Do you know who I am? Do you know who Different I am? I am the leader, okay, president, dictator, head of the toilet squad, did you really think you would get something? Did you really think I would let you on this show, and you would get this past me? Hell no, hell no. I should be four times a day, I am so familiar with this topic, okay, no nice try, caught you.
The Toilet Spray: A Game-Changer for Hygiene
Flushing all of our toilets at the same time was a wild idea, but it's not entirely far-fetched. The article highlights the importance of maintaining good hygiene in public spaces. By creating a toilet spray that makes the bowl more slippery, we can reduce the amount of water needed to flush waste away. This could have significant benefits for the environment and our daily lives.
Imagine walking into a bathroom where you know it's been thoroughly cleaned, and every surface is spotless. The smell is pleasant, and the sound of running water is replaced by a gentle whoosh as your waste disappears down the drain. It's an experience we've all had at some point, but one that becomes even more enjoyable when we take pride in our surroundings.
The development of this toilet spray marks a significant step forward in toilet hygiene. By making the toilet bowl itself more efficient, we're reducing the need for harsh chemicals and hot water to clean it down after use. This could lead to cost savings on municipal services and a reduced environmental impact from these operations.
While the idea might seem simple, its potential benefits are vast. In an era where sustainability is paramount, innovations like this toilet spray can have a significant positive impact on our daily lives and the world around us.
In conclusion, the merger closing marks a bittersweet moment for T-Mobile and John Legere. His departure leaves a void in leadership, but his legacy continues to shape the mobile industry. Meanwhile, the development of the toilet spray offers a unique opportunity for innovation and sustainability. As we move forward, it's essential to recognize the importance of both technology and human connection in creating a better future for ourselves and our planet.