The Art of Chaos: A Guide to Surviving Unpredictable Situations

I played Chris I hadn't two races one is oh good just perfect there's one of those games you just you got a plate is that your Italian accent yeah say your yamimash ax it's Irish and Italian at the same time in America it came out as space Broncos again it's gonna be wrong cause you've never seen hi I saw it after that episode a good use of your time might I say right yes the Yukio Ana's liquid - I have not seen you good there are like a dozen of these guys yeah they're not necessarily attacking we got a bit of an alfresco situation going on and I'm running like 20 frames per second pigeons not good why are you doing that I didn't choose to god there's so many thing we need to say like build this treehouse as quick as we can how are they not killing us I can't stay at one tree long enough so I'm just gonna help you out with this one yeah smack them don't educate them don't poke the bear where'd it go we're weird the logs the tree is gonna poop a little hurt like all of my blood is not gone but some of it is out of my body okay we're almost there we only need seven more logs seven more just quit your bellyachin oh now my frame rates are dropping what did you do there oh oh oh oh that's you fire I don't know some ways that are you on four wait I can't see these girls so I don't know hey you know here my god yeah but I don't know if that's on fire you might just be lying for attention I mean hey I wouldn't put hey that's what I do I like that I know I'm a habitual liar he was almost already cut convenient Oh again didn't mean to well it sounds like you did because you've died twice and I've died none oh maybe because I make the distraction oh because you're the poop attraction because how about maybe just shush how about you don't die okay yeah that's that's a good plan yeah I agree with that one yeah okay yeah okay break okay I can't sprint back to you I have no health I I could eat the rocky raccoon come here raccoon raccoons are full of nutrition right we eat them straight wrong I don't think you can can you know I just beat open a suitcase with a stick well if that's not manly nothing is it's pretty manly but not as manly as what I did I beat it open with my face there's a fine line between manly and stupidity right on that border trees but every time I go around to find a tree they like swarm me why didn't they suddenly like appear out of every hair cuz we were shouting and we went back to the same place where they were oh it's a we know when it's when it's I'm the leader it's just you but no series make your camp by the plane by the plane stop it okay we're in this mess we might as well just do with what we have hey I just need a few more logs for the tree houses there will climb up we'll yell at them for get off our lawns before more you know for my loan damn kind of is that you heard damsel in distress voice damsel in distress knows my old man voice damsel it started off as a damsel no chance I got one log I'm a-comin okay you get that log we just need two more after that where's the tree house oh it's over here yeah that's where you put it you with a giant yellow hammer symbol is did you play this game oh okay I'm climbin what in the world you were just like stock arms to your side flow to the tree house so this is fun we did it chippy did your degree taste as if we chop down this tree yeah you can chop down the tree through this thing I'll stay here really hey attention please there is an air strike inbound if you want to survive get lost what does that mean for us wouldn't that kill us too boss tree house of steel we put this city we've been up this city a lot we built the city on your multiple dead bodies just just didn't mean didn't mean to ruin your flow sir carry on too soon sorry okay okay my head has this finger starting to get bird yeah there's the bird hello let off my fingers I got a bit of a situation I think you're just telling me to smell your fingers their treehouse so thank you all so much for watching thank you jack for taking all the death so that I didn't look bad yeah we'll try something else new okay it dawned on me that I forgot my outro yeah you all - tongue for - thank you jack thank you jack have a good one I trust you completely

The Art of Chaos: A Guide to Surviving Unpredictable Situations

The game of survival is not for the faint of heart. As Chris, I found myself in a series of chaotic situations that tested my limits and pushed me to the edge. From encountering a dozen enemies with no clear plan to dealing with an air strike, every moment was a potential disaster waiting to happen.

To build this treehouse as quickly as possible, we needed a strategy. But how do you stay at one tree long enough to make progress when faced with constant threats? It's all about adapting and improvising. As I said, "smack them don't educate them don't poke the bear." Sometimes, you just have to take action without thinking it through.

And then there was the issue of my Italian accent. Or lack thereof. I'm not sure what happened, but suddenly I sounded like a mix of Irish and American accents. It's a bit confusing, even for myself. Maybe it's because I've been watching too much anime? Whatever the reason, I'll just have to roll with it.

The Yukio Ana's liquid was another unexpected twist in our adventure. What is this mysterious substance, and how can we use it to our advantage? Alas, its secrets remain a mystery, even after countless attempts to uncover them.

Despite the challenges, we managed to find some common ground and work together. Chippy seemed particularly enthusiastic about the project, but I couldn't help wondering if they had a degree in treehouse construction. Or perhaps it was just a case of "chop down this tree" and make it work?

In the heat of battle, attention is all that matters. When an air strike inbound becomes imminent, your priority shifts from building trees to survival. It's not about ruining anyone's flow; it's about staying alive.

As I looked around at our makeshift campsite, I couldn't help but think about how far we'd come. From multiple dead bodies to treehouses and everything in between, this was no ordinary adventure. And yet, with each new challenge came a renewed sense of purpose. We were in this together, no matter what.

So if you ever find yourself facing an unpredictable situation, just remember: adapt, improvise, and always be prepared for anything. Unless, of course, you're me, and you forget your outro. In that case, it's all about trusting your instincts and hoping for the best.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enI'm on fire now water water water yeah well you're the one who pulled it out in the first place my name is markiplier and welcome back to the forest with Jack hey what's our situation hey could you stop doing intros we got a hairy I think what I'm fighting them for a while we kind of put them like to bed and now we well okay what's our sitrep damn you kill one two more come it's not a good situation come so it's like the Hydra from her yeah yeah okay yeah you remember that cartoon that movie my favorite movies yeah yeah that was awesome in the game that came with it yeah the game actually was fantastic the Super Nintendo version was actually really good I love that too no I played it on the computer that's right I played the computer come to my name come to me I'm coming to you jack I've been misconstrued but not really yeah as youtubers you say things and then five seconds later you ever think about what you said then you said I'm coming Jack I'm coming yeah yeah yeah that would have been weird so people understand you guys are cool yeah YouTube commenters is the most mature yeah good yeah okay all right okay okay so this is like back Souls I need to get back to my body to find all myself wait what souls for like one episode never got mad cuz I was bad at it yeah I could I was laying with Wade so I blame Wade for being awful yeah it's not one of those games you just jump into unknown see I super intelligent I have lots of experience with diet demos to excellence axles to learn to say words properly like a proper English man yeah I need to get back to my body you see the skull and crossbones no I do not you do though so let's go that's a skull it's so weird like some ambience noises are super loud yeah why thank you stupid Birds I'm gonna turn it down all the way because it's just a nightmare insulting my ears people always think birds chirping is like the nicest sound or it's not that's not a bird that's crickets oh it is treehouse just a cabin fever when we need to get back to all our logs well oh yeah I need to really lay down some thick logs so that we can slam our logs together to build that's right I'm sorry it's just it's hard to make honey windows like it really is I really want to make them it's hard is it yeah it's so hard it's not that hard oh hey buddies I'm glad you guys are still here because when I died I said oh I hope those guys are still around my dead body you don't remember you saying that at all Jack I was actually recording everything I'll go back to the exact thing you said right after you died that was that was what you said see I think it was I think exactly those words okay back of my body and then I said you died those were my exact words weird you ever have that you ever have that moment where you stand over your own dead body yeah me too I don't see a dead body just collected all myself see here we get on the ground it's fine I'm down to clown now oh so you got your phone out so what are you doing there I'm texting also their teeth everywhere because you beat them out of the natives when I exploded their bodies their teeth just went in all directions okay so should we build a tree house there's that mainly cool eating tree up there what is yeah I see what you're saying yes you see that cubby keep trying man bad lyrics he's okay see go go please hey we need to build a tree house okay so I set up do you want bunt do you want a treehouse or an Alpine treehouse what's an Alpine treehouse it's bigger it's a triangular one but it needs more logs how many logs 59 that's a lot of logs okay yeah it doesn't go on these trees what tree does it go on I don't know I'm gonna win on every tree these are these you I want this before I there we go oh wait maybe hold on just hold on a tick no it doesn't work on battery that trees broken take it back it was better that's not much better oh did we decide you were the leader at the beginning of this series we need to like rewind back to that second where you said that I said it I'll show it right now I'll say here we go you're just gonna edit in you saying it all cams cut I don't trust you like those Obama sings wait the whisper some yeah did someone remix Obama to say that no but I hope they do now I don't think he's ever said Oh words at once but yeah I don't think Obama has ever said well you could hear him say Obama and change it into mama did you guys fight each other maybe a little why would they fight each other because sometimes they do there's like different natives some of them are more naked than others yeah there's like pale ones they're looking at me funny yeah we're not dudas like all up in my grill yeah all up in my face area they trippin on all up in my business yo I don't I don't yeah all up in my face Bowl you gotta use guys been hitting the shrooms in this forest I've never had a shroom is there shrooms in this forest yeah sometimes the poison you okay but what about the other times other times that make you trip balls whoo I like those times can we make those times happen what you've already had those times when you don't see the water okay have you ever played unturned yeah yeah I played that on livestream that was actually really fun of playing with Bob and Wade and we did everything we needed to do like everything was actually accomplished there every single thing you can do in that game you can do it like two episodes well which is exactly what I did I did like a video of it and then I did another video on it or Mikey I seen the whole map that's true I mean if you're not playing with other people that are trying to ruin your day at all turns it's really gonna be kind of slow yeah it has potential no no kidding for being made by like a 16 year old kid in his baby yeah it's really impressive he's much better than I am yeah well I mean it's what I always emphasize in games like the gameplay has to be first and foremost the graphics can come later but so long as the game is fun you know it can be the prettiest game in the world but if it ain't fun it's not worth it yeah Crysis 3 yo I didn't play crazy I played Chris I haven't two races one is oh good just perfect there's one of those games you just you got a plate is that your Italian accent yeah say your yamimash ax it's Irish and Italian at the same time in America it came out as space Broncos again it's gonna be wrong cause you've never seen hi I saw it after that episode a good use of your time might I say right yes the Yukio Ana's liquid - I have not seen you good there are like a dozen of these guys yeah they're not necessarily attacking we got a bit of an alfresco situation going on and I'm running like 20 frames per second pigeons not good why are you doing that I didn't choose to god there's so many thing we need to say like build this treehouse as quick as we can how are they not killing us I can't stay at one tree long enough so I'm just gonna help you out with this one yeah smack them don't educate them don't poke the bear where'd it go we're weird the logs the tree is gonna poop a little hurt like all of my blood is not gone but some of it is out of my body okay we're almost there we only need seven more logs seven more just quit your bellyachin oh now my frame rates are dropping what did you do there oh oh oh oh that's you fire I don't know some ways that are you on four wait I can't see these girls so I don't know hey you know here my god yeah but I don't know if that's on fire you might just be lying for attention I mean hey I wouldn't put hey that's what I do I like that I know I'm a habitual liar he was almost already cut convenient Oh again didn't mean to well it sounds like you did because you've died twice and I've died none oh maybe because I make the distraction oh because you're the poop attraction because how about maybe just shush how about you don't die okay yeah that's that's a good plan yeah I agree with that one yeah okay yeah okay break okay I can't sprint back to you I have no health I I could eat the rocky raccoon come here raccoon raccoons are full of nutrition right we eat them straight wrong I don't think you can can you know I just beat open a suitcase with a stick well if that's not manly nothing is it's pretty manly but not as manly as what I did I beat it open with my face there's a fine line between manly and stupidity right on that border trees but every time I go around to find a tree they like swarm me why didn't they suddenly like appear out of every hair cuz we were shouting and we went back to the same place where they were oh it's a we know when it's when it's I'm the leader it's just you but no series make your camp by the plane by the plane stop it okay we're in this mess we might as well just do with what we have hey I just need a few more logs for the tree houses there will climb up we'll yell at them for get off our lawns before more you know for my loan damn kind of is that you heard damsel in distress voice damsel in distress knows my old man voice damsel it started off as a damsel no chance I got one log I'm a-comin okay you get that log we just need two more after that where's the tree house oh it's over here yeah that's where you put it you with a giant yellow hammer symbol is did you play this game oh okay I'm climbin what in the world you were just like stock arms to your side flow to the tree house so this is fun we did it chippy did your degree taste as if we chop down this tree yeah you can chop down the tree through this thing I'll stay here really hey attention please there is an air strike inbound if you want to survive get lost what does that mean for us wouldn't that kill us too boss tree house of steel we put this city we've been up this city a lot we built the city on your multiple dead bodies just just didn't mean didn't mean to ruin your flow sir carry on too soon sorry okay okay my head has this finger starting to get bird yeah there's the bird hello let off my fingers I got a bit of a situation I think you're just telling me to smell your fingers their treehouse so thank you all so much for watching thank you jack for taking all the death so that I didn't look bad yeah we'll try something else new okay it dawned on me that I forgot my outro yeah you all - tongue for - thank you jack thank you jack have a good one I trust you completelyI'm on fire now water water water yeah well you're the one who pulled it out in the first place my name is markiplier and welcome back to the forest with Jack hey what's our situation hey could you stop doing intros we got a hairy I think what I'm fighting them for a while we kind of put them like to bed and now we well okay what's our sitrep damn you kill one two more come it's not a good situation come so it's like the Hydra from her yeah yeah okay yeah you remember that cartoon that movie my favorite movies yeah yeah that was awesome in the game that came with it yeah the game actually was fantastic the Super Nintendo version was actually really good I love that too no I played it on the computer that's right I played the computer come to my name come to me I'm coming to you jack I've been misconstrued but not really yeah as youtubers you say things and then five seconds later you ever think about what you said then you said I'm coming Jack I'm coming yeah yeah yeah that would have been weird so people understand you guys are cool yeah YouTube commenters is the most mature yeah good yeah okay all right okay okay so this is like back Souls I need to get back to my body to find all myself wait what souls for like one episode never got mad cuz I was bad at it yeah I could I was laying with Wade so I blame Wade for being awful yeah it's not one of those games you just jump into unknown see I super intelligent I have lots of experience with diet demos to excellence axles to learn to say words properly like a proper English man yeah I need to get back to my body you see the skull and crossbones no I do not you do though so let's go that's a skull it's so weird like some ambience noises are super loud yeah why thank you stupid Birds I'm gonna turn it down all the way because it's just a nightmare insulting my ears people always think birds chirping is like the nicest sound or it's not that's not a bird that's crickets oh it is treehouse just a cabin fever when we need to get back to all our logs well oh yeah I need to really lay down some thick logs so that we can slam our logs together to build that's right I'm sorry it's just it's hard to make honey windows like it really is I really want to make them it's hard is it yeah it's so hard it's not that hard oh hey buddies I'm glad you guys are still here because when I died I said oh I hope those guys are still around my dead body you don't remember you saying that at all Jack I was actually recording everything I'll go back to the exact thing you said right after you died that was that was what you said see I think it was I think exactly those words okay back of my body and then I said you died those were my exact words weird you ever have that you ever have that moment where you stand over your own dead body yeah me too I don't see a dead body just collected all myself see here we get on the ground it's fine I'm down to clown now oh so you got your phone out so what are you doing there I'm texting also their teeth everywhere because you beat them out of the natives when I exploded their bodies their teeth just went in all directions okay so should we build a tree house there's that mainly cool eating tree up there what is yeah I see what you're saying yes you see that cubby keep trying man bad lyrics he's okay see go go please hey we need to build a tree house okay so I set up do you want bunt do you want a treehouse or an Alpine treehouse what's an Alpine treehouse it's bigger it's a triangular one but it needs more logs how many logs 59 that's a lot of logs okay yeah it doesn't go on these trees what tree does it go on I don't know I'm gonna win on every tree these are these you I want this before I there we go oh wait maybe hold on just hold on a tick no it doesn't work on battery that trees broken take it back it was better that's not much better oh did we decide you were the leader at the beginning of this series we need to like rewind back to that second where you said that I said it I'll show it right now I'll say here we go you're just gonna edit in you saying it all cams cut I don't trust you like those Obama sings wait the whisper some yeah did someone remix Obama to say that no but I hope they do now I don't think he's ever said Oh words at once but yeah I don't think Obama has ever said well you could hear him say Obama and change it into mama did you guys fight each other maybe a little why would they fight each other because sometimes they do there's like different natives some of them are more naked than others yeah there's like pale ones they're looking at me funny yeah we're not dudas like all up in my grill yeah all up in my face area they trippin on all up in my business yo I don't I don't yeah all up in my face Bowl you gotta use guys been hitting the shrooms in this forest I've never had a shroom is there shrooms in this forest yeah sometimes the poison you okay but what about the other times other times that make you trip balls whoo I like those times can we make those times happen what you've already had those times when you don't see the water okay have you ever played unturned yeah yeah I played that on livestream that was actually really fun of playing with Bob and Wade and we did everything we needed to do like everything was actually accomplished there every single thing you can do in that game you can do it like two episodes well which is exactly what I did I did like a video of it and then I did another video on it or Mikey I seen the whole map that's true I mean if you're not playing with other people that are trying to ruin your day at all turns it's really gonna be kind of slow yeah it has potential no no kidding for being made by like a 16 year old kid in his baby yeah it's really impressive he's much better than I am yeah well I mean it's what I always emphasize in games like the gameplay has to be first and foremost the graphics can come later but so long as the game is fun you know it can be the prettiest game in the world but if it ain't fun it's not worth it yeah Crysis 3 yo I didn't play crazy I played Chris I haven't two races one is oh good just perfect there's one of those games you just you got a plate is that your Italian accent yeah say your yamimash ax it's Irish and Italian at the same time in America it came out as space Broncos again it's gonna be wrong cause you've never seen hi I saw it after that episode a good use of your time might I say right yes the Yukio Ana's liquid - I have not seen you good there are like a dozen of these guys yeah they're not necessarily attacking we got a bit of an alfresco situation going on and I'm running like 20 frames per second pigeons not good why are you doing that I didn't choose to god there's so many thing we need to say like build this treehouse as quick as we can how are they not killing us I can't stay at one tree long enough so I'm just gonna help you out with this one yeah smack them don't educate them don't poke the bear where'd it go we're weird the logs the tree is gonna poop a little hurt like all of my blood is not gone but some of it is out of my body okay we're almost there we only need seven more logs seven more just quit your bellyachin oh now my frame rates are dropping what did you do there oh oh oh oh that's you fire I don't know some ways that are you on four wait I can't see these girls so I don't know hey you know here my god yeah but I don't know if that's on fire you might just be lying for attention I mean hey I wouldn't put hey that's what I do I like that I know I'm a habitual liar he was almost already cut convenient Oh again didn't mean to well it sounds like you did because you've died twice and I've died none oh maybe because I make the distraction oh because you're the poop attraction because how about maybe just shush how about you don't die okay yeah that's that's a good plan yeah I agree with that one yeah okay yeah okay break okay I can't sprint back to you I have no health I I could eat the rocky raccoon come here raccoon raccoons are full of nutrition right we eat them straight wrong I don't think you can can you know I just beat open a suitcase with a stick well if that's not manly nothing is it's pretty manly but not as manly as what I did I beat it open with my face there's a fine line between manly and stupidity right on that border trees but every time I go around to find a tree they like swarm me why didn't they suddenly like appear out of every hair cuz we were shouting and we went back to the same place where they were oh it's a we know when it's when it's I'm the leader it's just you but no series make your camp by the plane by the plane stop it okay we're in this mess we might as well just do with what we have hey I just need a few more logs for the tree houses there will climb up we'll yell at them for get off our lawns before more you know for my loan damn kind of is that you heard damsel in distress voice damsel in distress knows my old man voice damsel it started off as a damsel no chance I got one log I'm a-comin okay you get that log we just need two more after that where's the tree house oh it's over here yeah that's where you put it you with a giant yellow hammer symbol is did you play this game oh okay I'm climbin what in the world you were just like stock arms to your side flow to the tree house so this is fun we did it chippy did your degree taste as if we chop down this tree yeah you can chop down the tree through this thing I'll stay here really hey attention please there is an air strike inbound if you want to survive get lost what does that mean for us wouldn't that kill us too boss tree house of steel we put this city we've been up this city a lot we built the city on your multiple dead bodies just just didn't mean didn't mean to ruin your flow sir carry on too soon sorry okay okay my head has this finger starting to get bird yeah there's the bird hello let off my fingers I got a bit of a situation I think you're just telling me to smell your fingers their treehouse so thank you all so much for watching thank you jack for taking all the death so that I didn't look bad yeah we'll try something else new okay it dawned on me that I forgot my outro yeah you all - tongue for - thank you jack thank you jack have a good one I trust you completely\n"