Hello everybody, My name is Markiplier and welcome to the official Attack on Titan game. Now you may know that in the past I've played a lot of these Attack on Titan games like this one and that one! And that one over there! aaaand that one! There's like two games that I've played. I'm a big fat liar! I have no idea what I'm talking about half the time. And in all honesty, I'm just putting more work on my poor editor.

Considering this is an official game, It actually has a story mode that follows closely to the actual anime or the original manga. Whatever you wanna call it, whatever it is. The original story that you know about 'Attack on Titan', that stuff happens in this game. I don't know about the future of it but then down the road, you might know something more about it. I but know all this bullshit!! I want to get to game. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't skip a story like this, but because it is Attack on Titan and because it's the ACTUAL game, in relation to all that stuff, I wanna just seemy myself, zipping through the city and slicing the nape of neck, of all those titan bastards! Imma gonna kill dem dead. Imma gonna kill dem good!

Oh GOD! I gotta do a tutorial! Holy shit...Ahh...ahh whoa Euh h-I don't think i fired a--- whoa! Wha- the hell happened Ahh! there we go I was pressing the wrong button. I was thinking the Playstation system. OH MY GOD That is COOLLLLOh that's cool! Oh that's cool this is what I wanted Yeah! eew oh I'm bad at this Shiet. Urgh Hang on! URGHHH Good god. The pelvic thrusting in this game is immense. euh.. hoEuh AHHHHH! Wooooo!

Okay. nuff screaming like a ninny Let's get into the game. oop..AaaaaAAHHH! O kay. Ugrhh. The nape. We're going to lock on to that nape. Yeaaaaaa Buehhh- UERHHHWoah... Okay... I did it... I got one I got it good! I don't know what the hell I did, but I did something ErrrrrrRRGH..... Waaah.. Ha ha! Did I do it? Oops... That didn't work at all. enhance..... Aahhhh! There we go.

Okay, so I've managed to get my bearings and start playing the game. It's still pretty challenging, but I'm getting the hang of things. The pelvic thrusting is quite intense, and I can see why it's called that. The thrusting motion feels like it's going to give me a crick in my neck at any moment. But I'll push through - after all, I have to become a skilled Titan slayer!

As I continue to play, I notice the button coordination is a bit more complicated than I initially thought. It requires a lot of practice to get everything just right, but I'm determined to master it. The game's physics engine is quite realistic, too - my character looks like it's really being sliced and diced by the blades. I can only imagine what it would be like if I were actually playing as Mikasa - she's always been one of the most skilled fighters in the series.

Oh! you guessed that already? Oh you could guess that I'm not good at it *sarcastic voice* Oh well thhaannkk you for your expert opinion! The truth is, this game is a lot more difficult than I thought it would be. My button-mashing skills are still in the early stages of development, and my reflexes are nowhere near as quick as those of experienced players.

Now that we've established that I'm not exactly the next great Titan slayer just yet, let's move on to something else. If you want to get a better understanding of what it's like to play this game, keep reading - I'll be sharing more of my experiences and insights throughout this article.

If I boost multiple times throughout the-the entirety of it, I will get multiple things but I need more gas NO ITS MIIAAAAANE! (mine) No one gets it except for meaaaaah WEEEEEEEEEEE... okay heeehbublu! Give me your sweetness... Give it to all of me BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I love the way they moan to the heavens right before they blast off into the night sky. It's quite a unique effect, and it really adds to the overall experience.

Hey, they're all goin' for that last one but it's mineeeee! Oh no, I'm not gonna get there in time... Nope. Its dead... okay... alright then. It was me... wasn't it? Aaahhh... crap Of course, It was Of course Yeah, I doubt anyone would have done better than Mikasa But maybe it was... *gulp*-- Maybe if you did good enough but I doubt that would have been possible Yeah... yeah... you suuuuck! *imitates* *pants*

As I reflect on my experience playing the game so far, I realize just how tough this is going to be. The combat mechanics are incredibly complex, and it's not easy to get the hang of them - let alone master the art of slicing through Titans with ease. It's clear that this is a game designed for fans of the series who want to experience the thrill of being a skilled fighter.

In conclusion, playing the Attack on Titan game has been an unforgettable experience thus far. While I'm still far from becoming a pro at it, I'm determined to keep practicing and learning as much as I can about this fascinating game. Who knows? Maybe one day I'll even be able to slice through those pesky Titans like Mikasa!

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello everybody.My name is Markiplier and welcome to the officialAttack on Titan game.Now you may know.. that in the pastI've played a lot of these Attack on Titan games like this oneAnd that one! And that one over there! aaaand that one!There's like two games that I've played. I'm a big fat liar!I have no idea what I'm talking about half the time.And in all honesty, I'm just putting more work on my poor editor.So considering this is an official game,It actually has a story mode that follows closely tothe actual anime or the original manga.Whatever you wanna call it, whatever it is.The original story that you know about 'Attack on Titan',that stuff happens in this game.I don't know about the future of itBut then down the road, you might know something more about it.I but know all this bullshit!!I want to get to game.Now, ordinarily I wouldn't skip a story like this, but because it is Attack on Titan and because it's the ACTUAL game,in relation to all that stuff, I wanna just seemyself, zipping through the cityand slicing the nape of neck, of all those titan bastards!Imma gonna kill dem dead. Imma gonna kill dem good!Oh GOD! I gotta do a tutorial! Holy shit...Ahh...ahh whoaEuh h-I don't think i fired a--- whoa!Wha- the hell happenedAhh! there we goI was pressing the wrong button. I was thinking the Playstation system.OH MY GODThat is COOLLLLOh that's cool!Oh that's cool this is what I wantedYeah!eew oh I'm bad at thisShiet. UrghHang on! URGHHHGood god. The pelvic thrusting in this game is immense.euh.. hoEuh AHHHHH!Wooooo!Okay. nuff screaming like a ninnyLet's get into the game.oop..AaaaaAAHHH! O kay.Ugrhh. The nape.We're going to lock on to that nape.YeaaaaaaBuehhh-UERHHHWoah...Okay...I did it...I got oneI got it good! I don't know what the hell I did, but I did something.ErrrrrrRRGH.....Waaah..Ha ha! Did I do it?Oops... That didn't work at all.enh.....Aahhhh! There we go.Okay. So you gotta time the boost with the slicey-doand then ooooo! This is awesome!I am very excited about this one.Oh, hi! Hello!Who are you?You- ohhhhLogistician. I like the Logistician.Oh B OkayOOOHHH it's so cool!I'm gonna get in combat mode on youI'm gonna slice you in the nape of the neck to get your sweet supplies*Makes stabbing noise* ugh - Gimme em!Wh-What happened to herHoly shit she was fucking otta therePlace de blades Pfft!then select the gas... replace the gasPffft!!! there we goSlice that in nice an- OkayAssemble my corpCome er corp fellowsWai- wha- wher... whoa my godLook at em gothey're like little beesMmmm.. More beesOh god strike as many limbs as possible in the time allottedI don't knowI don't know if I'm readyBoss(imitating Japanese horribly)Ba da ba Boom BoomHa! Stole your kill. Maybe you shoulda been a little bit better about it(Chuckles) He..He..All right..Okay...Okay I'm getting itI'm gettin...... It! BOINK!WhooohoooOh Hell yeahOh ho ho Hell yeahOh Hell yeahGrrrrr..... BOINK!Ohhhh myyy Gooood. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.Its exactly what I was hoping for out of an actual Attack On Titan game.I know I'm still doing the tutorial and obviously you're not seeing the full brunt of what this is...theerreeee--NO! MINE!Aowwh Its mine! Lay off it!How do I -?Am I-?Why am I not-?Wuu-urrpchaaa! Oh c'monHuaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAH! Ok..huh..I'm not doing this onejus-just cause I'm tryna hurry for everyone else to get--eyaaaAAAH!That's a bigger one!EEh! How 'bout! Yea..that one!*Makes noise excitedly*Oh! c'mon!Oh! I pressed the wrong button! would-help if I did the..wooooaaaahAaahh *awkward laugh* j-aahah-just bouncing like a ragdoll off of this thingAaaaooww! My faceGooooop! There we go!That's a slice..k35 total...Holy ShitokKabooski!I'm still trying to remember the button co-ordination for this! Its a lil' bit complicated..but I'm slowly getting the hang of itLike learning a pianerrruuuhhhh! Aowh my faceeuhthere we go!I-I would..I would looove to see someone who's likeActually legitimately good at thisand not ME! I'm not good at it..I wanna be very clearOH! you guessed that already?Oh you could guess that I'm not good at it*sarcastic voice* Oh well thhaannkk you for your expert opinion!hello there! you wanna get-?Siillll-elllLLLLLLLLLIIIICEEEEDDD? (sliced)Okay!Got it! So if I boost multiple times throughout the-the entirety of it..i will get multiple things but I need more gasNO ITS MIIAAAAANE! (mine)No one gets it except for mewaaaaahWEEEEEEEEEEE...okayheeehbublu! Give me your sweetness..Give it to all of meBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!I love the way they moan to the heavens right before they blast off into the night skyHey they're all goin' for that last onebuuuuut its mineeeee!Oh no! I'm not gonna get there in time..Nope. Its dead..okay..alright thenIt was me..wasn't it?Aaahhh..crapOf course, It wasOf courseYeah I doubt anyone would have done better than MikasaBut maybe it was..*gulp*--Maybe if you did good enough but I doubt that would have been possibleYeah...yeah..you suuuuck!*imitates* *pants* \"aaah I'm tired\"Subjugations?I got an ass ranking!Hell yeah! Awhhhh... I got an A.Alright..now that we're done with the actual..have learned the swoop..I've learned how to swoop itwoooh!call this one the \"Swoop\"..It's-It's an evolution of the dabNo, its not cool?Shut up, I'm cool!Man..i'm gonna--ah-The thing is I'm only gonna do one episode of this because I-I-I-I'm only doing this becauseI wanna seeWhat the actualAaahLegitimate developers ofthis game are gonna do in comparison to the ones that are fan made gamesand see how the mechanics are refined..and..So far I'm very impressed!this is super refinedNow I do not know..I-I-I highly doubt I'm gonna do full playthrough thisI think its gonna be one episode for now..I'm gonna do one more missionWith some actual titans - to kill them dead -But then AFTER thatI think I'm might play this on my own cause it seems really fun!Its like..It reminds me of ahh Spiderman 2 when you're zipping through the city like...What am I doing here?OH MY GOD AM I SOCIALIZING?...Oh my God - can I flirt with people?Is this also a visual novel?Oh My God*anxious* he-e-ey! Hey there!Let me swaddle right up to you!Oh dear God! The way you turn your head!*seductively* eehOh hey! *tries to flirt* how's it going?Short stuff? Shrimpy-puss? huuuuuuuuuuuh?lil' man wanna fight?aaaooh? Yea, I didnt think soWhy is everyone standing like this?Why is everyone standing cock arm out?why-why is that happening?Hey don't smile at me while you stand all we--Everyone's doing it!!Just cause we need to walkWe-We're preparing to have these giant sword bags on our side the whole timeIts like a cowboy with 10 pound Gungesture...I want to gesture*Deep husky voice* Eheh! Yeaaah!Heh! I'm cool! Wuaah! I'm so coolhey..hey..hey..hey..hey..hey..hey..hey!You cool?*husky voice* yeaaaahWhat the fuck am I supposed to be doing here?I can upgrade my shit?With bamboooo?!Heeeell Yeah!I dont know what 'Iron bamboo' isBut okay...So apparently there is a crafting system in this game and like an upgrade system for your stuff..That's interestingWoah....That is an interesting knife!OOOOooooh I like it!Oh I gotta play this on my ownI GOTTA!WWWAH! BUT THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO!WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHey Hey How's it going?Uh heyOk...I'm readyOf course! I'm ready!Give it to me!YOU SEE THESE MUSCLES?! YOU SEE THIS POSE?!I've never been more ready in my life!!yeah..It really is-It really is convenient that they have no reproductive organsIf there were Titans walking around with10 ft dicks slapping between their thighs it'd be even more terrifying than it was beforeOkay! So now we're really getting into it!OH! Holy Shit!Well! Alright then!We're starting right off there! Okay!Well, I'm gon' get you in kn- in the knees!WOO--A-OAOAOA-AOA-OAAAAAHHH-HHHAIIYAAAA!Okay!Get you in the nape of the neck!NOW!heh-OOOOOOHHH SHIIT!! OHHH FUUCK!*High pitched* AAAAAAAAAAH*Manly scream* HUUAAAAAAH!*Victory laugh* HO HO HO HO HO HO!I subjugated that shit!Oh Hell Yeah!you fade away...eeehaNICCEEE!NICCCEEEEEE! Oh?Hi!Oh not again!Don't..please! We just built that!You're so angryyyOwwwAh! Good! Yes, another!I was hoping!Oh! What an handsome devil that Titan is!OH GOD HE'S SLAPPY!Woh!aaaaahwoh! okay! so he missed me!oowwh Jeez! Oh Jeez...Need to use the restorativeah!EYAAAAHHOOOOOOOYEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!Ya ..Got ya! ok.. Hep!BOING--Ooooh!So..I need to get around and miss the thing..He's looking right at me so I'm going toeeeeeyoo! slice his arm upGet behind himgetAAEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH! YES! OKAY!Superior subjugation! One failed attackeuuuahaaaaah...It wasn't..It wasn'y very good to be honest---OHH!Big guy!OH!Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh SHit!!There's a father-son combo herewellWOh God! So slappy! Oh God they're all so slappy!Ah! How do I focus? Oh God!I've completely forgotten how to focus!OH! There's your leg gook..wwaaaaaah..Boink!ok...Now yo-OOOOOOOWWHH NAAAAICCCCEE! (oh nice)YEEEEEEES!this is going much better than the actual anime which if you haven't watched it..it's so much less good.Members include...give you items if you stand still next to themI ain't gonna stand still!Freakin' Titans everywhereHey were you about to gimme something?Sasha! gimme FOOOOOOOOOOOD!K..fine! Yush!okay he's got aeeeeeeeeeeh! awoh!yes!I dont need distractions!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Oh My *laughter* GO-O-OD !Hell Yeah!Oh hell yeaaah!Yeah...that went well!when it comes one at a timeBut when they alls be swarmin' it's probably a bit more of a problemOh is there?!Oooohhh!Is there a hole????Still want more.. uh ohkablulegluIt a big manThe big guywoooooooooo! I wanna take down big man!Nice!whirly gig style! I like it..Dramatic but not necessaryWoah so angryHah He's just gonna stand there stock still.Mark:*mimicking Titan through clenched teeth* Well, I'll just wait here. If I dont move!!! Maybe he won't seeee meee!Mark: IT SURE IS STEAMY IN THIS BODY OF MINE.Mark: IN THIS PARTICULAR AREA WHERE I'M STANDING UPON AN ACTIVE VOLCANO!!!Mark: WaaaaaaaAAAAAAh! SURE AM TIRED OF STANDING HERE!okay..heya..habaub!bleeeeeeh! Oh you moved!Oh God he movedOh its protected by steam! The most dangerous of things!Ahh... ok.Whoa... what the fuck did I just do?Yeah!Those automated mounted cann-- oh I need to do that...I'm gonna blast right in your eyyyye balllllll...*Boink!*Oh... here we goRi-- Right in the eyeball. Ri- ri- ri- ri -- BOINK!Boink!Hoh...*Mimicking Titan Again* GRRR... THAT REALLY HURT... BUT I CAN'T LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN IM IN!Ah ha!*Mimicking Titan Once More* AHHH--OHHAAAAA--THEY FOUND MY ONE WEAKNESS......MY HUGE, ENORMOUS ARMS!*PEEEWWWWW**PEEEWWWWW...*OHHHHHHrewrewrew *Mimics Sound of Titan falling*UGH!*Still Mimicking Titan* HOW COULD I NOT SEE... THAT COMIN'?!Oooopppp...And...... *Ppfffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt*Alright, more killin'! It is what I'm here forWhoaaaa...where am I goin?WhooOOAAAA... where Im I goin? I-- IWHOOAAAA... where am I goin?OHHH - I almost made that.*Excited incoherent noises**Incoherent noises continue*I don't know where I am*Even more noises*Hey buddy!Ignore the fact that... uh... th-- that was all terribleLets go kill us some TitanosWait... Ohhh I didn't actually recruitI -- I didn't recruit himawww shit...Where did Armin-- Where was Armin? Ohh Armin was over there.There we go.Got him!I'M AWARE!We gotta go get him!HOoooooo... heyyyyyyyAhhhhh...OHHHHHHWhat does that mean? I don't remember what green meansAhhh man! It's been so long!Side mission?Ohhhhhh... Side mission... Who needs that when there's Titans to kill?!*Attack grunt*What? Why didn't that work?What? Ohhh ok! Well!It was a teamwork. I--lead the team, and therefore I get a lot of the credit.Thats how this works, right?Ok... ahh can you -- ahhh there we goOopppHEYYYY HOOOOO - NICE. All the blood.Please! All the blood.Alright, I guess I could go towards the smoke signal*Disgusted* UUUGGGHHHH... 'an eaten --'... ugh, oh god*Gaging/vomiting noises*Well... Waste not want not, I supposeGimme your stuff thereVery gross, but... okAlright, lets go! We've got more people to saveWhoa - what are ya doin?*Mimics attacking noise*That was a lot of yellin!Wheeeeee!!!Ya, remember your training, doooooouche.Hey -- Gimme your shit! Gi--Gimme your shit! I want -- I want your shit, please....and then go straight up into the a-- Awww I thought he was going to fly, straight up into--\"OK! My people need me!\"WwwwwoooOOOOOO!!!Hey look - It's a giant rock!Ha... Huh... wonder how thats gonna come in useful laterAhhh come here you!Boink!*Mimics crying* He never stood a chance, he was tiny. ...Oh god... Did I kill Pewdiepie? Ha ha - Oh JeezGRRRRR BEEEEERRRRR PFFFFFF *Makes explosion/battle noises*Oh my god... Oh Jeez - its so satisfying!I love it!Oh man...I mean, its easy for me to say that this is my favorite Attack on Titan game- because obviously the other ones were just fan-made gamesBut this is so well made! I mean, obviously this probably took a long time and its kind of past the point where I would say that Attack on Titanwas at like its peak popularity... not that it's really lost any of it --What is this guy doing? He's humping that -- why is-- why is he --- whyyyyy is he humping that wall?I don't know, who knows what Titans are all about... they're so weird!Oh, I guess I'm goin after this one then!Ohhhh! Cant see me! CAAAAANTTTT SEE ME!I wish the attack was like a trigger button. That would make a lot more sense than just the Y button.Whheeeeeeeee! *high pitched*Ok... Got it got it got it.Got it got it got itDoin' good, Doin' good. Like I shouldDamnit. Damn it all.Stop losing focus!Oh God...WeeeEEEEEE! ...Ok.Alright, I need more g--- Whooaa wait whoa whoa...Heeeeeyyyyyyyy! God I--- oh god... Im actually concentrating and trying to do good now.I wanna-- I wanna show you gu-- owww....I wanna - Ah shit! - I wanna show you guys that I'm somewhat kinda good. Not really, but just somewhat kinda.WWHHHEEEEEE!I wasn't even close to ya, but it still killed ya! Thats just how good I am!Let me just shove new -- gas bladders in here...Whats goin on over there?Urgent?!Well he's probably gonna die...*Mocking other character*What, am I gonna rush across town to help out when I got a Titan right here?*mumbling under breath* guess I better hurry, then...Where ya at?Ohhhh Hellooooo!Boink!Ok...I guess I'll rush across town now. I'll get it on the way.. because I'm completely on the other side of the area.Wow - I've recruited a lot of these guysWhy are you all following me?! Trying to steal my glory!GLLLOOORRRIIIOOOUUUSSSS!Alright, Im comin -- Oop, he's gonna die. He- he- he's uh very dead. I can't get over this wallIM GONNA MAKE IT! IM GONNA MAKE IT! IM GONNA MAKE IT! Oh Jeez...... I can't make it. Ughhh not gonna make it, he's-- he's a dead man.Whooa! How did I do that?Whoa!Disappeared?! No he's right here!I was- I was right here. I was there. It was there, it was... daahhhhhhWHEEEEEE... ok.Good good good good...wheeee...Whoop! Ohhh Yeaass! OH YES.Ohhhhhhh - Nice!Yeahhh ah ah ah ahhhhhYeahhhhhh ahahahOh hell yeah...Oh HELLLL yeah!Oh Hell yeah! That is so fun. That is ludicrously fun.Ok.So, I think thats all I'm gonna play for this video here, it is super fun. I had a great time playing this. I was super happy the entire time I was killing Titans.Now I've heard that later on in the game you do become a Titan - because thats part of the story and then it kind of detracts from the super funness of just flying around and killing Titansbut thats the story mode. There's actually an online mode - I believe - where you can play with your friends and attack on Titans togetherI-- I-- I dont know why I keep wanting to use those verbs, but either way it should be a lot of fun, so...Thank you, everybody, so much for watching; and, as always, I will see YOU in the next video.BUH-BYE!!!!Oh ha I'm gonna get yaI'm gonna... Ha... I was so close. I'm gonna get cha big boyOOOhh. No! Hello...I missed I did something Whoa I did something I didn't do good...\n"