The World of Geocaching: A Hobby of Adventure and Discovery

I used to geocache every day for about a month, it was during the summer and I had my friends with me what happened to your friends he put them in the geocache no one's found them yet it's a deadly game uh let's get this and just throw stuff in it airmail por avion they wrote me a letter i would love to read it in front of the class oh what what is this it's wood oh it's the geocaching thing what on earth is oh it's a secret heidi pamela wrote me a letter she wrote it on may 20th of 2021 how long ago we purchased these products hello tanner thank you so much for your order and for supporting my small business i greatly appreciate it and truly hope you love your new geocache confuse the muggles oh happy caching thanks pamela

The Geocaching Game: A Secret World of Caches and Log Entries

Look at this, scroll you gave us a scroll of invisibility then why can we see it oh geocaching game piece name and date can you imagine trying to find this just a log some people do it that's hardcore bruh people this too this would be like really dope to find just like wow look at this have to be near the beach it's just crazy because all the time spent finding these things they could be finding new hobbies like making these yeah productive yeah i mean you know you're just gluing something to a shell says the new prop master

The Reality of Geocaching: Not as Glamorous as It Seems

yeah yeah woods over here makes one under stairs office space and all of a sudden geocaching's geocaching is above me all they're doing is i'm so much better than you cashes i got into geocache and then i realized it wasn't actual cash and way more geo than it was cash what is this tube is this where you put the alcohol do you win alcohol for doing this no you put the little thing in there this is just cool by itself he's not even paying attention to me who are you does this go in here no dude these are each hiding spots this is a hiding spot who wouldn't find that you're catching up real light here yeah we've been talking about this for like five minutes of it's a dope

Geocaching: A Hobby That Requires Patience and Observation

just because pamela wrote me a sweet letter and i could see the value in it next product oh that's cool what is that rtx keycap what do you do with it it's just the keycap you put it over your key and you press it well like why does it shift out like that no that's not that's the shift button that's what you're replacing oh okay i don't understand it it's just a replacement key gosh i gotcha but like what's with all that is that like a fidget fan i love you dude it's not a picture fan just like the design just let it go i just want to know it's a graphics card

The Joy of Unconventional Items: From Keycaps to Cup Mugs

oh i still have a lot more questions but i'll save them see that thing right there that's a cup that's an expanding cup i've always wanted to test whether or not that actually seals because to me i don't think that's gonna seal you're gonna fill that up it's just gonna leak all the booze out i like that it's just on the side of it drinking in anywhere drinking and partying drinking and camping yeah do just absolute cakes out of my boy jess there i hate it i'm gonna go back and i'm going to click add to cart this is a tiny little cup a mug you want a little mug what i don't know what he's saying i think he's saying do you want a mug but this is a cup bruh that's sprite it's getting to me man i had it out of that flask and all of a sudden different i actually don't know how this works okay i know how i don't know how oh you got it you got you got those man that's a little sneaky sneaky i've always been curious does that actually hold liquid but not leak oh you're pouring it you're also not supposed to be just like holding a shot in a cup for more than 30 seconds she's got to shoot it i sipped my shots is it leaking no it's not leaking here we go dude stainless steel yeah take this home with uh amanda and the kids and just gatorade it's just gatorade babe it's like me honey is everything okay here try it give it a little taste did you put it in there oh you did it took you way too many shakes to know that i put it in there he only listened to like five times oh disgusting yeah you didn't even drink it at first all right dope whatever wow everybody thanks for watching this video all shut up thanks for watching everybody

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwhen you go to business school blow it in hold this part you didn't do that yeah yeah throw a little knob creak in there for the homies drink a little bourbon with the bronies whoa hey everybody welcome to doper note sponsored by us doper no sadly we have to pay to make this yeah thank you guys for showing up today we're looking at products with hidden features so things that do something but also secretly do something else so we're going to find some products we're going to buy them we're going to look at them and if they're hiding any secrets we're going to discover them what's first can you pick the third tab this is what woods really wanted i think we've used something like this before but then i think this is the most woods product ever i end up like what is never really going to take a bike lock it's a it's a cd lock hybrid saddle bike lock multi pat uh patent two in one lock this is like one dilem i have riding a bike what is that like i don't like to carry a bunch of stuff it's just lame it's just but i also am really protective of my bike so the bike lock i do have is like it's too heavy it's ridiculous how is this hidden so it's a seat post and you take it out of your seat and you wrap it around your bike dude get the green nerdy one ooh eggy my name's wood i like this one of course you do because it looks like your nose yeah he's got him who's that guy i don't know i don't trust anybody that runs a business and looks like that he's for sure tax evading select size woods how big is your butt cheeks small medium light you got chameleon black what does that mean chameleons aren't black what is chameleon black so when a chameleon goes black oh uh chameleon green too and uh chameleon yellow that's the word you put in front of a color when you don't know what color it is i feel personally attacked right now i'm just yelling at you black is none of the colors then why do you have to mix all the colors to get to black no you have to mix them all together to white no you don't okay mix all the colors right now and see what happens you mix light and it gets to white then how come if i throw light into space it's not white it is white you just haven't seen where it landed yet i wish i could make photon anyways are you excited about this yeah this looks like a woods product he always buys butt stuff it comes with car keys bro i almost died what was that my whole life flashed before my eyes from a zip tie yeah yeah i feel like would be better at rearranging this to not exist is that what you're trying to do are you trying to rearrange it to be out of the box that's all really unpackaging is it's rearranging so today i'm eating sea salt popcorn oh oh ho i see oh wow oh wow that's really cool wow would you gonna put this on your bike if it's not too heavy what you got to try things out you know what i mean why don't you just commit right now that it's going on your bike you gotta try this kind of butt stuff out i'll take your word for it it'll lock so all together it looks like that how is he now see how it goes together this is surprising me you said that out loud yeah you heard his feelings out loud and then it goes like this apologies i didn't know i was talking out loud oh it comes with three keys it's a little excessive you think my car only came with two so if wood keeps it on his bike we will i'll send you i'll post a picture right here if he doesn't there will be no picture and then we're just going to go to the next product but this is a dope i think so this is citrus rush airhead see what it tastes like in the next product cryptex u.s beef dude that is u.s bling is it future is it passed is it made of your mom's suite grass this is pretty cool though because it looks all ancient but then you unlock it and that's where you keep your 2019 taxes won that year that was a hard year oh did you get oh gold what do i get gold make it look fancy i like fancy oh we're going gold then would you carry this around no yeah i mean cloud storage right i mean i do have usb on me why don't you look at your boat when you said that because it's not in my butt he's like it's usb-a trying to unlock that the code's hard all right i'm gonna go ahead and add the cart is this is this did we actually film this focused on a speck of dust a cryptex usb flash drive oh it's a cryptex flash drive so let's say you got some sick info woods your 1997 tax files you don't want your mom saying woods doesn't seem like a person that's ever filed for taxes you'd be surprised actually my filing cabinet is ordered by year and yes i do file my but you don't have your own birth certificate i wish you did your normal job that good oh my god she got double cooked what could this is really cool this is actually really cool look at this thing that's classy that's really classy this is a usb drive bro the only way you can get it out is by solving the cryptex oh that's the code six 38163 hi chanel everybody in the youtube video say bye to chanel she left mid-shoot so she gets called out for it three a how much storage is on this it's about like four megabytes just keep three bad pictures oh that's so tight that's pretty locked wait there's even like there's a micro usb card reader in this usb flash drive that's the coolest thing i've ever seen i didn't know they do that can any of them do that no that's really cool though that's the secret hidden feature that i like the the sd card reader inside the usb what how does that work i say dope that's dope this is sick almost too sick next product look at that thing i like this what's this it's a utility fire stash lighter multi-tool so is it an actual lighter oh it is a little lighter that's cool you know jack that yeah that is pretty cool because it's super small look at that guy's thumb this is quite yummy yeah he has like no thumbnail he's got stub thumb yeah what's wrong with that it's just the way his thumb is i don't know if i like it well you don't have to like it it's not like it comes with the purchase are you sure no i'm not everybody listen up we have the biggest product of the day here it's a lighter oh that's mine it's a lighter keychain uh this is this is true and it's a lighter oh it's just a tiny little lighter yeah it's supposed to be survival anyone want a toasted cinnamon toast crunch how's that fresh beauty it tastes like butane not ideal no i don't want to try that so i'm not really sure i guess this would just be like waterproof leather yeah it's a tiny little lighter is that the hidden feature that's like waterproof i'm guessing like no the hidden feature is it doesn't look like a lighter yeah it looks like a little pill capsule well that's dangerous to make it look like a pill capsule because i'm gonna eat that up is that advil he eats entire gas that's just what holds the pills i've taken horse tranquilizers bigger than that why would you take a horsepower why are you taking notice the demons the raves that's dope that's dope when you just are tired of life you say nay horse trains next product my product is a product that sam is holding in this picture here and it's a fire extinguisher imagine this you're a firefighter okay you go into the scene of a fire arson uh-oh our shed me i'm here i thought you said our sim i was like why am i a part of this no arson i roll up i'm wearing all this stuff and i get out my fire extinguisher and they're like dude we just it's already done and i'm like exactly celebrate baby and like this is all you brought what if uh it wasn't done what are you gonna do and i was like just gonna wait for you guys to do it and then you just open it up and you watch them clean up while you drink that's what it means to be boss you can hold a fire extinguisher like a regular citizen you don't have to be a firefighter to hold it i've never seen a normal person use a fire extinguisher i don't think i've ever seen a fireman use a fire extinguisher true it's only for normal people it's like a hose usually or an axe an axe to put out a fire someone tells me he doesn't know what a firefighter is i've only ever seen him use an axe or a parallel guy they don't know what firefighters are i do i know you can't put out a fire with an axe no no yeah you could actually no you can't if you hit something enough so now you're on my side guys guys got him get me an aneurysm please please stop we haven't even talked about the fact that it's just a mini bar let's see the video hennessy wow we're trying to attract drake to the party huh that's a pretty classy thing though yeah that like belongs up in like a like a log cabin you instantly feel better than everyone else when you have it let's go ahead and add it to cart wow it's like mega green can't be healthy no it looks like slime like nickelodeon slime i'm just gonna throw it out there most things that are green aren't that healthy oh that's not quite good that looks like death bro also who wrapped this santa geez let go let go bro try hard not a tryhard he didn't try at all he wouldn't have done well on christmas morning like i did i kept all the packaging ready for return my mom got it inevitably wrong oh it's the bar dude i've never been more excited my what oh towards his hand too sorry is that something i should keep quiet as well no that's good to say out loud you could just inform me the rest of the episode what i should not say out loud okay matt i don't know if you should want woods as a pr guy i'm gonna be honest with you yeah i'll forget i'm doing it he won't say anything oh do you guys think this is just some typical dumb fire extinguisher that does nothing yeah that's what it looks like yeah these aren't good in california you want to know why because every single time i've started a forest fire these never help you don't start forest fires yeah of course i don't wait why is one half i only chewed it on the right side i'm missing a tooth over there remember oh yeah i can't use that side of my mouth sorry yeah did you say that out loud sorry all right what is this let's see let's see did it come with booze here you go here's the keys to your new bar i think it's sick this is a very man-cave-y kind of thing to have oh whoa oh there is stuff in here guys alchemy alcohol no but there can be boobs boobs booze booze what were you guys just chanting booze okay what did you hear what a schmooze what a noobs no well no that would improve there was a bee for you scrooge woods did not filter that one at all by the way what is that wait what is it no it's naughty no stop saying it that's what it's called when you get your own free time go look it up on urban dictionary and you'll find out exactly what that word is don't look it up for your innocent eyes she's got tattoos doesn't make what she's this profile sorry about that guys yeah no i didn't mean that so the idea here is that we can put the glasses in here i think right why is there a flashlight here for alcohol are you doing this in the dark look at this last didn't work let's turn it off this is pretty cool though because then only my classy friends only my bad boys get to rock with me only my bad boys get to use my toys yeah yeah yeah throw a little knob creak in there for the homies drink a little bourbon with the bronies whoa hey man you do you but no brownie ever has ever drank in bourbon with you well yes i just feel like most bronies are drinking fireball no no they're generally drinking probably like something that's like like kool-aid or i say this is dope i think this is sick no dope sick dope sick or lick next we're gonna try cinnamon toast crunch stay to the next product to see what that tastes like i wonder if it tastes different because it's in a bag i feel like i could have a really successful youtube channel just reviewing snacks everybody when they start trying to be youtubers all right next product look at that isn't that sick that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life of course we have to get it yeah so we get a trench coat with it what he just literally goes and adds a car it doesn't even read anything you guys were making a video right now woods we're shooting a video dude gotta get it together get it together together rookie we already agreed doesn't mean the audience does okay yeah what do you guys think what what do you guys think leave a comment down below who are you talking to are you talking to the mannequin on the screen what's the audience look at those nipples wait what's wrong with them leave him alone they're way too big and rock with the position uh a giant one gallon flask add to cart can we turn doper nope into just snack reviewing he's really bent on it i really want to i actually want to want to eat snacks you think i was joking i feel like i could just straight up do a snack channel and i'll just straight up review just all the snacks like not even unique snacks just lays i don't even think that's original idea i don't care what is this i feel like i just walked into some sort of uncharted territory what are we doing what's the giant flask no the backpack flask i don't know how i got that from leather straps yeah is that no dude that's it when you go to business school would you hear the front dude you'd make friends dude would he make friends at your frat i wouldn't run to ask you with this thing yo if you are of the age of like 19 to 21 this wouldn't work after 21 people just think it's a little weird and you're a guy who's really down on his luck with women you know walk around with this not only would you get arrested dude you would slay you could walk through vegas like or fremont street you could make a lot of friends there's a lot of danger you could do with this right like imagine a bad person they would take this half of it alcohol the other half horse tranquilizer and they couldn't knock out an entire city you could do that with anything people do that already and it's illegal yeah but that's what i'm saying is like who would guess the guy with the i was every single person you want free alcohol papa's got some fireball in the backpack this is like a medieval camelback i love it this is like the most western thing ever i'm gonna go get some cowboys i feel like a man wearing this unless i put like pink whitney in it what's that um i don't even know what that is you should probably say i don't know either you're just i'm going to keep wearing it actually this is what i want to buy do you think we should buy this flask glove or this glove you suck your thumb you suck your phone dude thumb sucker flask mittens oh they're they're machine washable four ounces that's only two shots where is it going way more than that do you not get to use your thumb is it all stored in the thumb i think these are mine oh you want the mittens you want to suck your thumb once wait what video are you watching oh hidden features i'm not watching any videos right now you think you're just watching a video right now that's what it's like for woods woods is so meta bro he's just like living his life and watching it from his brain oh like the video after it's first edited i've seen this before oh this is so weird yeah i think this is where the video started going into like secret drinking things was i here i don't i don't remember this i don't remember it either but i remember you guys making fun of me for buying it you suck your thumb yeah that's right i remember this now babies would love this how do i get access to that a baby oh this isn't an actual thumb oh it kind of is so how do i what are you putting it on and then taking it off i'm really thinking about it so i think i pop this open and then funnel it in pour your spray in generally you shouldn't put carbonated beverages in a non like pressure you'll be fine sensitive okay you'll just couldn't have done it sloppier actually honestly you might need to blow it up there you go blow it in hold this perfect you didn't do that what are you doing you took the top off and then you started blowing all over your hands that was the best thing i couldn't have asked for a better gift for today ew i feel like there should be another way to get into that little flask in there no don't judge me these are my products they're wearing you're just casually wearing them that doesn't do anything well yeah i'm waiting for the other one what if like the security guards like oh you're the one person that didn't try to sneak alcohol in put her there yeah that's why i did left hand no one shakes left-handed it's impossible to get it out you look like you're straight out of like like santa's workshop but like the really dumb elf yeah you literally can't suck it out this guy's literally re-drinking his drink it's gross the second time i'm gonna go with next product what is that secret compartment box this is cool it's like oh i actually like this this full secret compartments what does it look like when it shut oh wow i'm getting dizzy are they running around to the table what's happening i like this add to cart oh what is this something tells me there's tea hidden inside i really wish these weren't here because i feel like it just gave away and there's tea hidden inside it okay open good start i'm gonna be honest i've not opened up and i've seen matt open a bazillion of these puzzle boxes and it's satisfying every time yeah boom there you go oh they gave me so much tea you know what the annoying thing is i have no idea what kind of tea this is black tea green tea i don't know the difference one's black and what's green oh there we go somewhere they really stuffed that guy in there this is literally the call of duty of mystery boxes right here tea bag after tea bags oh they they didn't care about this one they just squished them in there like no one ever gets this far you probably bought the products worth of tea honestly after this whole thing i just feel like i've been teased fun well this is a great little box oh i made the tea ooh uh that's gonna be a nope for me hey matt solved it too quickly b it had t inside at least put million dollar bills or something in there wait did we put the tea inside no oh why would we do that we don't even like to here we're a coffee studio yeah we are it's true if you like tea get out of here i had tea this morning so i can't really say anything uh next product how did you get here i don't know i don't remember the dangers of the internet how did i get here how did i get here how do we get to the statue of 50 cent kissing his mom it literally shows we purchased it on july 2nd 2020 we go up you just stash a bitcoin in there it doesn't even fit bitcoin is digital you can get a bitcoin it's not worth anything but you can get one a physical bitcoin yes it doesn't even make sense i know that's just like getting any coin i had a bitcoin once i had like a couple bitcoins i just threw away the computer you never added to your wallet no it was before wallets bro how much bitcoin did you have now over a hundred thousand dollars worth but at the time it was like 20 cents wait what fake stick geocache oh geocache oh like you can store stuff in it that's really cool it's just there's no real treasure though we could do this find one dare you no i mean like we could borrow a hole put a little plastic tube in there we couldn't she's hard i'm no i mean yeah you're totally right we should buy it it's absolutely impossible yeah we should buy it where are you gonna find that wood woods huh never mind answer my question i used to geocache how often i did it for about a month every day it was during the summer now just when i was like with my friends what happened to your friends he put them in the geocache no one's found them yet it's a deadly game uh let's get this and just throw stuff in it airmail por avion they wrote me a letter i would love to read it in front of the class oh what what is this it's wood oh it's the geocaching thing what on earth is oh it's a secret heidi pamela wrote me a letter she wrote it on may 20th of 2021 how long ago we purchased these products hello tanner thank you so much for your order and for supporting my small business i greatly appreciate it and truly hope you love your new geocache confuse the muggles oh happy caching thanks pamela look this was in it to scroll you gave us a scroll of invisibility then why can we see it oh geocaching game piece name and date can you imagine trying to find this just a log some people do it that's hardcore bruh people this too this would be like really dope to find just like wow look at this have to be near the beach it's just crazy because all the time spent finding these things they could be finding new hobbies like making these yeah productive yeah i mean you know you're just gluing something to a shell says the new prop master yeah yeah woods over here makes one under stairs office space and all of a sudden geocaching's geocaching is above me all they're doing is i'm so much better than you cashes i got into geocache and then i realized it wasn't actual cash and way more geo than it was cash what is this tube is this where you put the alcohol do you win alcohol for doing this no you put the little thing in there this is just cool by itself he's not even paying attention to me who are you does this go in here no dude these are each hiding spots this is a hiding spot who wouldn't find that you're catching up real light here yeah we've been talking about this for like five minutes of it's a dope just because pamela wrote me a sweet letter and i could see the value in it next product oh that's cool what is that rtx keycap what do you do with it it's just the keycap you put it over your key and you press it well like why does it shift out like that no that's not that's the shift button that's what you're replacing oh okay i don't understand it it's just a replacement key gosh i gotcha but like what's with all that is that like a fidget fan i love you dude it's not a picture fan just like the design just let it go i just want to know it's a graphics card oh i still have a lot more questions but i'll save them see that thing right there that's a cup that's an expanding cup i've always wanted to test whether or not that actually seals because to me i don't think that's gonna seal you're gonna fill that up it's just gonna leak all the booze out i like that it's just on the side of it drinking in anywhere drinking drinking and partying drinking and camping yeah do just absolute cakes out of my boy jess there i hate it i'm gonna go back and i'm going to click add to cart this is a tiny little cup a mug you want a little mug what i don't know what he's saying i think he's saying do you want a mug but this is a cup bruh that's sprite it's getting to me man i had it out of that flask and all of a sudden different i actually don't know how this works okay i know how i don't know how oh you got it you got you got those man that's a little sneaky sneaky i've always been curious does that actually hold liquid but not leak oh you're pouring it you're also not supposed to be just like holding a shot in a cup for more than 30 seconds she's got to shoot it i sipped my shots is it leaking no it's not leaking here we go dude stainless steel yeah take this home with uh amanda and the kids and just gatorade it's just gatorade babe it's like me honey is everything okay here try it give it a little taste did you put it in there oh you did it took you way too many shakes to know that i put it in there he only listened to like five times oh disgusting yeah you didn't even drink it at first all right dope whatever wow everybody thanks for watching this video all shut up thanks for watching everybody have a great day goodbyewhen you go to business school blow it in hold this part you didn't do that yeah yeah throw a little knob creak in there for the homies drink a little bourbon with the bronies whoa hey everybody welcome to doper note sponsored by us doper no sadly we have to pay to make this yeah thank you guys for showing up today we're looking at products with hidden features so things that do something but also secretly do something else so we're going to find some products we're going to buy them we're going to look at them and if they're hiding any secrets we're going to discover them what's first can you pick the third tab this is what woods really wanted i think we've used something like this before but then i think this is the most woods product ever i end up like what is never really going to take a bike lock it's a it's a cd lock hybrid saddle bike lock multi pat uh patent two in one lock this is like one dilem i have riding a bike what is that like i don't like to carry a bunch of stuff it's just lame it's just but i also am really protective of my bike so the bike lock i do have is like it's too heavy it's ridiculous how is this hidden so it's a seat post and you take it out of your seat and you wrap it around your bike dude get the green nerdy one ooh eggy my name's wood i like this one of course you do because it looks like your nose yeah he's got him who's that guy i don't know i don't trust anybody that runs a business and looks like that he's for sure tax evading select size woods how big is your butt cheeks small medium light you got chameleon black what does that mean chameleons aren't black what is chameleon black so when a chameleon goes black oh uh chameleon green too and uh chameleon yellow that's the word you put in front of a color when you don't know what color it is i feel personally attacked right now i'm just yelling at you black is none of the colors then why do you have to mix all the colors to get to black no you have to mix them all together to white no you don't okay mix all the colors right now and see what happens you mix light and it gets to white then how come if i throw light into space it's not white it is white you just haven't seen where it landed yet i wish i could make photon anyways are you excited about this yeah this looks like a woods product he always buys butt stuff it comes with car keys bro i almost died what was that my whole life flashed before my eyes from a zip tie yeah yeah i feel like would be better at rearranging this to not exist is that what you're trying to do are you trying to rearrange it to be out of the box that's all really unpackaging is it's rearranging so today i'm eating sea salt popcorn oh oh ho i see oh wow oh wow that's really cool wow would you gonna put this on your bike if it's not too heavy what you got to try things out you know what i mean why don't you just commit right now that it's going on your bike you gotta try this kind of butt stuff out i'll take your word for it it'll lock so all together it looks like that how is he now see how it goes together this is surprising me you said that out loud yeah you heard his feelings out loud and then it goes like this apologies i didn't know i was talking out loud oh it comes with three keys it's a little excessive you think my car only came with two so if wood keeps it on his bike we will i'll send you i'll post a picture right here if he doesn't there will be no picture and then we're just going to go to the next product but this is a dope i think so this is citrus rush airhead see what it tastes like in the next product cryptex u.s beef dude that is u.s bling is it future is it passed is it made of your mom's suite grass this is pretty cool though because it looks all ancient but then you unlock it and that's where you keep your 2019 taxes won that year that was a hard year oh did you get oh gold what do i get gold make it look fancy i like fancy oh we're going gold then would you carry this around no yeah i mean cloud storage right i mean i do have usb on me why don't you look at your boat when you said that because it's not in my butt he's like it's usb-a trying to unlock that the code's hard all right i'm gonna go ahead and add the cart is this is this did we actually film this focused on a speck of dust a cryptex usb flash drive oh it's a cryptex flash drive so let's say you got some sick info woods your 1997 tax files you don't want your mom saying woods doesn't seem like a person that's ever filed for taxes you'd be surprised actually my filing cabinet is ordered by year and yes i do file my but you don't have your own birth certificate i wish you did your normal job that good oh my god she got double cooked what could this is really cool this is actually really cool look at this thing that's classy that's really classy this is a usb drive bro the only way you can get it out is by solving the cryptex oh that's the code six 38163 hi chanel everybody in the youtube video say bye to chanel she left mid-shoot so she gets called out for it three a how much storage is on this it's about like four megabytes just keep three bad pictures oh that's so tight that's pretty locked wait there's even like there's a micro usb card reader in this usb flash drive that's the coolest thing i've ever seen i didn't know they do that can any of them do that no that's really cool though that's the secret hidden feature that i like the the sd card reader inside the usb what how does that work i say dope that's dope this is sick almost too sick next product look at that thing i like this what's this it's a utility fire stash lighter multi-tool so is it an actual lighter oh it is a little lighter that's cool you know jack that yeah that is pretty cool because it's super small look at that guy's thumb this is quite yummy yeah he has like no thumbnail he's got stub thumb yeah what's wrong with that it's just the way his thumb is i don't know if i like it well you don't have to like it it's not like it comes with the purchase are you sure no i'm not everybody listen up we have the biggest product of the day here it's a lighter oh that's mine it's a lighter keychain uh this is this is true and it's a lighter oh it's just a tiny little lighter yeah it's supposed to be survival anyone want a toasted cinnamon toast crunch how's that fresh beauty it tastes like butane not ideal no i don't want to try that so i'm not really sure i guess this would just be like waterproof leather yeah it's a tiny little lighter is that the hidden feature that's like waterproof i'm guessing like no the hidden feature is it doesn't look like a lighter yeah it looks like a little pill capsule well that's dangerous to make it look like a pill capsule because i'm gonna eat that up is that advil he eats entire gas that's just what holds the pills i've taken horse tranquilizers bigger than that why would you take a horsepower why are you taking notice the demons the raves that's dope that's dope when you just are tired of life you say nay horse trains next product my product is a product that sam is holding in this picture here and it's a fire extinguisher imagine this you're a firefighter okay you go into the scene of a fire arson uh-oh our shed me i'm here i thought you said our sim i was like why am i a part of this no arson i roll up i'm wearing all this stuff and i get out my fire extinguisher and they're like dude we just it's already done and i'm like exactly celebrate baby and like this is all you brought what if uh it wasn't done what are you gonna do and i was like just gonna wait for you guys to do it and then you just open it up and you watch them clean up while you drink that's what it means to be boss you can hold a fire extinguisher like a regular citizen you don't have to be a firefighter to hold it i've never seen a normal person use a fire extinguisher i don't think i've ever seen a fireman use a fire extinguisher true it's only for normal people it's like a hose usually or an axe an axe to put out a fire someone tells me he doesn't know what a firefighter is i've only ever seen him use an axe or a parallel guy they don't know what firefighters are i do i know you can't put out a fire with an axe no no yeah you could actually no you can't if you hit something enough so now you're on my side guys guys got him get me an aneurysm please please stop we haven't even talked about the fact that it's just a mini bar let's see the video hennessy wow we're trying to attract drake to the party huh that's a pretty classy thing though yeah that like belongs up in like a like a log cabin you instantly feel better than everyone else when you have it let's go ahead and add it to cart wow it's like mega green can't be healthy no it looks like slime like nickelodeon slime i'm just gonna throw it out there most things that are green aren't that healthy oh that's not quite good that looks like death bro also who wrapped this santa geez let go let go bro try hard not a tryhard he didn't try at all he wouldn't have done well on christmas morning like i did i kept all the packaging ready for return my mom got it inevitably wrong oh it's the bar dude i've never been more excited my what oh towards his hand too sorry is that something i should keep quiet as well no that's good to say out loud you could just inform me the rest of the episode what i should not say out loud okay matt i don't know if you should want woods as a pr guy i'm gonna be honest with you yeah i'll forget i'm doing it he won't say anything oh do you guys think this is just some typical dumb fire extinguisher that does nothing yeah that's what it looks like yeah these aren't good in california you want to know why because every single time i've started a forest fire these never help you don't start forest fires yeah of course i don't wait why is one half i only chewed it on the right side i'm missing a tooth over there remember oh yeah i can't use that side of my mouth sorry yeah did you say that out loud sorry all right what is this let's see let's see did it come with booze here you go here's the keys to your new bar i think it's sick this is a very man-cave-y kind of thing to have oh whoa oh there is stuff in here guys alchemy alcohol no but there can be boobs boobs booze booze what were you guys just chanting booze okay what did you hear what a schmooze what a noobs no well no that would improve there was a bee for you scrooge woods did not filter that one at all by the way what is that wait what is it no it's naughty no stop saying it that's what it's called when you get your own free time go look it up on urban dictionary and you'll find out exactly what that word is don't look it up for your innocent eyes she's got tattoos doesn't make what she's this profile sorry about that guys yeah no i didn't mean that so the idea here is that we can put the glasses in here i think right why is there a flashlight here for alcohol are you doing this in the dark look at this last didn't work let's turn it off this is pretty cool though because then only my classy friends only my bad boys get to rock with me only my bad boys get to use my toys yeah yeah yeah throw a little knob creak in there for the homies drink a little bourbon with the bronies whoa hey man you do you but no brownie ever has ever drank in bourbon with you well yes i just feel like most bronies are drinking fireball no no they're generally drinking probably like something that's like like kool-aid or i say this is dope i think this is sick no dope sick dope sick or lick next we're gonna try cinnamon toast crunch stay to the next product to see what that tastes like i wonder if it tastes different because it's in a bag i feel like i could have a really successful youtube channel just reviewing snacks everybody when they start trying to be youtubers all right next product look at that isn't that sick that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life of course we have to get it yeah so we get a trench coat with it what he just literally goes and adds a car it doesn't even read anything you guys were making a video right now woods we're shooting a video dude gotta get it together get it together together rookie we already agreed doesn't mean the audience does okay yeah what do you guys think what what do you guys think leave a comment down below who are you talking to are you talking to the mannequin on the screen what's the audience look at those nipples wait what's wrong with them leave him alone they're way too big and rock with the position uh a giant one gallon flask add to cart can we turn doper nope into just snack reviewing he's really bent on it i really want to i actually want to want to eat snacks you think i was joking i feel like i could just straight up do a snack channel and i'll just straight up review just all the snacks like not even unique snacks just lays i don't even think that's original idea i don't care what is this i feel like i just walked into some sort of uncharted territory what are we doing what's the giant flask no the backpack flask i don't know how i got that from leather straps yeah is that no dude that's it when you go to business school would you hear the front dude you'd make friends dude would he make friends at your frat i wouldn't run to ask you with this thing yo if you are of the age of like 19 to 21 this wouldn't work after 21 people just think it's a little weird and you're a guy who's really down on his luck with women you know walk around with this not only would you get arrested dude you would slay you could walk through vegas like or fremont street you could make a lot of friends there's a lot of danger you could do with this right like imagine a bad person they would take this half of it alcohol the other half horse tranquilizer and they couldn't knock out an entire city you could do that with anything people do that already and it's illegal yeah but that's what i'm saying is like who would guess the guy with the i was every single person you want free alcohol papa's got some fireball in the backpack this is like a medieval camelback i love it this is like the most western thing ever i'm gonna go get some cowboys i feel like a man wearing this unless i put like pink whitney in it what's that um i don't even know what that is you should probably say i don't know either you're just i'm going to keep wearing it actually this is what i want to buy do you think we should buy this flask glove or this glove you suck your thumb you suck your phone dude thumb sucker flask mittens oh they're they're machine washable four ounces that's only two shots where is it going way more than that do you not get to use your thumb is it all stored in the thumb i think these are mine oh you want the mittens you want to suck your thumb once wait what video are you watching oh hidden features i'm not watching any videos right now you think you're just watching a video right now that's what it's like for woods woods is so meta bro he's just like living his life and watching it from his brain oh like the video after it's first edited i've seen this before oh this is so weird yeah i think this is where the video started going into like secret drinking things was i here i don't i don't remember this i don't remember it either but i remember you guys making fun of me for buying it you suck your thumb yeah that's right i remember this now babies would love this how do i get access to that a baby oh this isn't an actual thumb oh it kind of is so how do i what are you putting it on and then taking it off i'm really thinking about it so i think i pop this open and then funnel it in pour your spray in generally you shouldn't put carbonated beverages in a non like pressure you'll be fine sensitive okay you'll just couldn't have done it sloppier actually honestly you might need to blow it up there you go blow it in hold this perfect you didn't do that what are you doing you took the top off and then you started blowing all over your hands that was the best thing i couldn't have asked for a better gift for today ew i feel like there should be another way to get into that little flask in there no don't judge me these are my products they're wearing you're just casually wearing them that doesn't do anything well yeah i'm waiting for the other one what if like the security guards like oh you're the one person that didn't try to sneak alcohol in put her there yeah that's why i did left hand no one shakes left-handed it's impossible to get it out you look like you're straight out of like like santa's workshop but like the really dumb elf yeah you literally can't suck it out this guy's literally re-drinking his drink it's gross the second time i'm gonna go with next product what is that secret compartment box this is cool it's like oh i actually like this this full secret compartments what does it look like when it shut oh wow i'm getting dizzy are they running around to the table what's happening i like this add to cart oh what is this something tells me there's tea hidden inside i really wish these weren't here because i feel like it just gave away and there's tea hidden inside it okay open good start i'm gonna be honest i've not opened up and i've seen matt open a bazillion of these puzzle boxes and it's satisfying every time yeah boom there you go oh they gave me so much tea you know what the annoying thing is i have no idea what kind of tea this is black tea green tea i don't know the difference one's black and what's green oh there we go somewhere they really stuffed that guy in there this is literally the call of duty of mystery boxes right here tea bag after tea bags oh they they didn't care about this one they just squished them in there like no one ever gets this far you probably bought the products worth of tea honestly after this whole thing i just feel like i've been teased fun well this is a great little box oh i made the tea ooh uh that's gonna be a nope for me hey matt solved it too quickly b it had t inside at least put million dollar bills or something in there wait did we put the tea inside no oh why would we do that we don't even like to here we're a coffee studio yeah we are it's true if you like tea get out of here i had tea this morning so i can't really say anything uh next product how did you get here i don't know i don't remember the dangers of the internet how did i get here how did i get here how do we get to the statue of 50 cent kissing his mom it literally shows we purchased it on july 2nd 2020 we go up you just stash a bitcoin in there it doesn't even fit bitcoin is digital you can get a bitcoin it's not worth anything but you can get one a physical bitcoin yes it doesn't even make sense i know that's just like getting any coin i had a bitcoin once i had like a couple bitcoins i just threw away the computer you never added to your wallet no it was before wallets bro how much bitcoin did you have now over a hundred thousand dollars worth but at the time it was like 20 cents wait what fake stick geocache oh geocache oh like you can store stuff in it that's really cool it's just there's no real treasure though we could do this find one dare you no i mean like we could borrow a hole put a little plastic tube in there we couldn't she's hard i'm no i mean yeah you're totally right we should buy it it's absolutely impossible yeah we should buy it where are you gonna find that wood woods huh never mind answer my question i used to geocache how often i did it for about a month every day it was during the summer now just when i was like with my friends what happened to your friends he put them in the geocache no one's found them yet it's a deadly game uh let's get this and just throw stuff in it airmail por avion they wrote me a letter i would love to read it in front of the class oh what what is this it's wood oh it's the geocaching thing what on earth is oh it's a secret heidi pamela wrote me a letter she wrote it on may 20th of 2021 how long ago we purchased these products hello tanner thank you so much for your order and for supporting my small business i greatly appreciate it and truly hope you love your new geocache confuse the muggles oh happy caching thanks pamela look this was in it to scroll you gave us a scroll of invisibility then why can we see it oh geocaching game piece name and date can you imagine trying to find this just a log some people do it that's hardcore bruh people this too this would be like really dope to find just like wow look at this have to be near the beach it's just crazy because all the time spent finding these things they could be finding new hobbies like making these yeah productive yeah i mean you know you're just gluing something to a shell says the new prop master yeah yeah woods over here makes one under stairs office space and all of a sudden geocaching's geocaching is above me all they're doing is i'm so much better than you cashes i got into geocache and then i realized it wasn't actual cash and way more geo than it was cash what is this tube is this where you put the alcohol do you win alcohol for doing this no you put the little thing in there this is just cool by itself he's not even paying attention to me who are you does this go in here no dude these are each hiding spots this is a hiding spot who wouldn't find that you're catching up real light here yeah we've been talking about this for like five minutes of it's a dope just because pamela wrote me a sweet letter and i could see the value in it next product oh that's cool what is that rtx keycap what do you do with it it's just the keycap you put it over your key and you press it well like why does it shift out like that no that's not that's the shift button that's what you're replacing oh okay i don't understand it it's just a replacement key gosh i gotcha but like what's with all that is that like a fidget fan i love you dude it's not a picture fan just like the design just let it go i just want to know it's a graphics card oh i still have a lot more questions but i'll save them see that thing right there that's a cup that's an expanding cup i've always wanted to test whether or not that actually seals because to me i don't think that's gonna seal you're gonna fill that up it's just gonna leak all the booze out i like that it's just on the side of it drinking in anywhere drinking drinking and partying drinking and camping yeah do just absolute cakes out of my boy jess there i hate it i'm gonna go back and i'm going to click add to cart this is a tiny little cup a mug you want a little mug what i don't know what he's saying i think he's saying do you want a mug but this is a cup bruh that's sprite it's getting to me man i had it out of that flask and all of a sudden different i actually don't know how this works okay i know how i don't know how oh you got it you got you got those man that's a little sneaky sneaky i've always been curious does that actually hold liquid but not leak oh you're pouring it you're also not supposed to be just like holding a shot in a cup for more than 30 seconds she's got to shoot it i sipped my shots is it leaking no it's not leaking here we go dude stainless steel yeah take this home with uh amanda and the kids and just gatorade it's just gatorade babe it's like me honey is everything okay here try it give it a little taste did you put it in there oh you did it took you way too many shakes to know that i put it in there he only listened to like five times oh disgusting yeah you didn't even drink it at first all right dope whatever wow everybody thanks for watching this video all shut up thanks for watching everybody have a great day goodbye\n"