**Full Transcription: Markiplier Plays "Can Your Pet"**
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Hello hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to *Can Your Pet*. Now, when people are suggesting this game, they made the terrible mistake of saying that this game has a horrible, horrible twist ending. And that's kind of a spoiler considering whenever I play a cutesy game like this and people say that it has a horrible, horrible twist ending, that means that things don't end well—especially for me and what I have to experience emotionally. So, without further ado, let's get on with this torment.
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Oh boy, I get to name my little birdy! Oh oh, it's so adorable! I'm kind of suspicious because I have an idea that something's not gonna go through right... okay. Oh they're so adorable! Oh it's so cute! Oh that's cute too—uh, that's a little weird but I like the hat. Oh, I like it too much, don't I? He's a little bit sassy. Oh my god, I like the sassy would like—I can't even imagine what life would be like if I didn't weren't as awesome as I am now all the scarf yeah, the scarf I gotta love the scarf etc why would he have a goatee oh is that chest hair? Why would my birdy have chest hair? That doesn't make any sense at all. Alright cool. Oh he's a badass birdy—he's got a scar on his cheek because he's a badass or something. Oh okay, cheaper as all his clothing—how you doing, cheaper?
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Oh I get to feed you! Oh you ate the whole bag and everything—I'm sure that's really nutritious for you and you're gonna like that. You seem happy for little fits and bursts at a time; the rest are just kind of in a malaise about life. Dude, if you'd seen the things that I've seen, you live the life that I lived—you wouldn't be so happy either. And if you know about the horrible to-a-standing—uh, you know, the things don't go right... oh okay. I need to feed more because there's a feed ohmmeter to judge when my birdie little jeepers is gonna be full for whatever reason. I have ideas about what's gonna happen but I do no it's gonna happen—I don't know why.
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Oh that's adorable! Oh he doesn't like it... Oh little cheaper does like it? I can't tell if you like it or not, little cheaper. Do you want to get washed? Come on—you need to be clean for whatever happens next. No—he's not fully cleaned yet and I gotta wash him off. I gotta wash it off! I'm a cheaper—I'm a cheaper dammit! I really did think that something was gonna happen by now—did you play with the ball? Did you play with the ball?
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Oh oh oh, so huge! Oh jeepers—you're so cute why are you so cute? What's gonna happen? I don't know what's gonna happen—it's eating me up inside like that you son of a god damn it. Oh you're so evil—why would you do that? It's a pun! It's a horrible, fun—I thought I'd prepared myself—that's that sadistic and sad. I was growing attached to cheaper which I'm sure is a whole point of this game.
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So there you go—that's *Can Your Pet*. I hope you all enjoyed that—whoever suggested that game you you you you you you you're good, horrible and lovely so thank you everybody so much for watching. Hope you have a because oh my goodness—so thank you everybody so much. Check out the other awesome games that I played that don't have to extending or maybe they do—I won't confess boiler so thanks again everybody so much for watching.
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And as always, I will see you in the next video. Got pineapples, pineapples ratings from snake heaven—Thank You, snake God!
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to can your pet now when people are suggesting this game they made the terrible mistake of saying that this game has a horrible horrible twist ending and that's kind of a spoiler considering whenever I play a cutesy game like this and people say that it has a horrible horrible twist ending that means that things don't end good especially for me and what I have to experience emotionally so without further ado let's get on with this torment oh boy I get to name my my little birdy oh oh it's so adorable I'm kind of suspicious because I have an idea that something's not gonna go through right okay oh they're so adorable oh it's so cute oh that's cute too that's that's a little weird but I like the Hat oh I like it too much don't I he's a little bit sassy oh my god I like the sassy would like I can't even imagine what life would be like if I didn't weren't as awesome as I am now all the scarf yeah the scarf I gotta love the scarf etc why would he have a goatee oh is that chest hair why would my birdy have chest hair that doesn't make any sense at all alright cool oh he's a badass birdy he's got a scar on his cheek because he's a badass or something oh okay cheaper as all his clothing how you doing cheaper oh I get to feed you oh you ate the whole bag and everything I'm sure that's really nutritious for you and you're gonna like that you seemed happy for little fits and bursts at a time the rest are just kind of in a malaise about life dude if you'd seen the things that I've seen you live the life that I lived you wouldn't be so happy either and if you know about the horrible to a-standing you know the things don't go right oh okay I need to feed more because there's a feed ohmmeter to judge when my birdie little jeepers is gonna be full for whatever reason I have ideas about what's gonna happen but I do no it's gonna happen I don't know why oh that's adorable oh he doesn't like it Oh little cheaper does like it I can't tell if you like it or not little cheaper do you want to get washed come on you need to be clean for whatever happens next no he's not fully cleaned yet and I gotta wash him off I gotta wash it off I'm a cheaper I'm a cheaper dammit I really did think that something was gonna happen by now did you play with the ball did you play with the ball oh oh oh so huge Oh jeepers you're so cute why are you so cute what's gonna happen I don't know what's gonna happen it's eating me up inside like that you son of a god damn it oh you're so evil why would you do that it's a pun it's a horrible horrible fun I thought I'd prepared myself that's that sadistic and sad I was growing attached to cheaper which I'm sure is a whole point of this game so there you go that's can your pet I hope you all enjoyed that whoever suggested that game you you you you you you you're good horrible and lovely so thank you everybody so much for watching hope you have a because oh my goodness so thank you everybody so much check out the other awesome games that I played that don't have to extending or maybe they do I won't confess boiler so thanks again everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video got pineapples pineapples ratings from snake heaven Thank You snake Godhello hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to can your pet now when people are suggesting this game they made the terrible mistake of saying that this game has a horrible horrible twist ending and that's kind of a spoiler considering whenever I play a cutesy game like this and people say that it has a horrible horrible twist ending that means that things don't end good especially for me and what I have to experience emotionally so without further ado let's get on with this torment oh boy I get to name my my little birdy oh oh it's so adorable I'm kind of suspicious because I have an idea that something's not gonna go through right okay oh they're so adorable oh it's so cute oh that's cute too that's that's a little weird but I like the Hat oh I like it too much don't I he's a little bit sassy oh my god I like the sassy would like I can't even imagine what life would be like if I didn't weren't as awesome as I am now all the scarf yeah the scarf I gotta love the scarf etc why would he have a goatee oh is that chest hair why would my birdy have chest hair that doesn't make any sense at all alright cool oh he's a badass birdy he's got a scar on his cheek because he's a badass or something oh okay cheaper as all his clothing how you doing cheaper oh I get to feed you oh you ate the whole bag and everything I'm sure that's really nutritious for you and you're gonna like that you seemed happy for little fits and bursts at a time the rest are just kind of in a malaise about life dude if you'd seen the things that I've seen you live the life that I lived you wouldn't be so happy either and if you know about the horrible to a-standing you know the things don't go right oh okay I need to feed more because there's a feed ohmmeter to judge when my birdie little jeepers is gonna be full for whatever reason I have ideas about what's gonna happen but I do no it's gonna happen I don't know why oh that's adorable oh he doesn't like it Oh little cheaper does like it I can't tell if you like it or not little cheaper do you want to get washed come on you need to be clean for whatever happens next no he's not fully cleaned yet and I gotta wash him off I gotta wash it off I'm a cheaper I'm a cheaper dammit I really did think that something was gonna happen by now did you play with the ball did you play with the ball oh oh oh so huge Oh jeepers you're so cute why are you so cute what's gonna happen I don't know what's gonna happen it's eating me up inside like that you son of a god damn it oh you're so evil why would you do that it's a pun it's a horrible horrible fun I thought I'd prepared myself that's that sadistic and sad I was growing attached to cheaper which I'm sure is a whole point of this game so there you go that's can your pet I hope you all enjoyed that whoever suggested that game you you you you you you you're good horrible and lovely so thank you everybody so much for watching hope you have a because oh my goodness so thank you everybody so much check out the other awesome games that I played that don't have to extending or maybe they do I won't confess boiler so thanks again everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video got pineapples pineapples ratings from snake heaven Thank You snake God\n"
