The author of this Fitness Essentials Kit has some strong opinions about working out.

Kind: captionsLanguage: en- Okay, I seea big Walmart box coming.(dramatic music)Oof, all right.Let's see what we got here.Fitness Essentials Kit.- Yeah, you stoppedworking out, and now you need it.- Have you everseen those like wackywaving inflatable arm flailing tube men?- That's, this is the gag?This is what we do on Mystery Tech now,roast me, make me work out,and then say I'm as goodlooking as Chris Hemsworth?- Okay, but remember, remember,this is not Mystery Tech.- Oh, no.I hate workout tech.That's always the worst.Okay, what is-- Look on the side.Look at the side.It has a theme.(Austin grunts)This better not have been expensive.We've got ourselves a foam mat.- Wait, don't you wannatry the rest of it first?- What, what?It's not even the right side up.- I'll do downward dog.- Oh god, no!- Okay, oh.- Oh, that's a lot of colors.- So this is all just resistance bands.That's all this is.I want weight.I don't want resistance.I want to crush resistance.Oh yeah, I guess a shout out.I put my credit card in toactivate my free subscription.Hey, Matt, you wannaput your credit card in?- Yeah, sure.You pay for it.(group laughs)(upbeat music)- What do I do?- Strong wrist, and pulse.We're warming up as we go.- Whoa.- You feeling the burn yet?- This is not fun.Can I just do my own thing yet?Let's just go extraheavy, extra dumb mode.Ready, and one.- What is this?What...Oh, I love Fortnite.Oh, that's, well. (laughs)You've been doing-- Yeah, but that's curl.That's not fun.What?- It's not supposed to be fun.- It's exercise.- But that's not exciting.I wanna put on some-- Yeah.Why do you think I look like this?- I'm like a dog.You put the treat out andI'm like,

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Okay, I seea big Walmart box coming.(dramatic music)Oof, all right.Let's see what we got here.Fitness Essentials Kit.- Yeah, you stoppedworking out, and now you need it.- Have you everseen those like wackywaving inflatable arm flailing tube men?- That's, this is the gag?This is what we do on Mystery Tech now,roast me, make me work out,and then say I'm as goodlooking as Chris Hemsworth?- Okay, but remember, remember,this is not Mystery Tech.- Oh, no.I hate workout tech.That's always the worst.Okay, what is-- Look on the side.Look at the side.It has a theme.(Austin grunts)This better not have been expensive.We've got ourselves a foam mat.- Wait, don't you wannatry the rest of it first?- What, what?It's not even the right side up.- I'll do downward dog.- Oh god, no!- Okay, oh.- Oh, that's a lot of colors.- So this is all just resistance bands.That's all this is.I want weight.I don't want resistance.I want to crush resistance.Oh yeah, I guess a shout out.I put my credit card in toactivate my free subscription.Hey, Matt, you wannaput your credit card in?- Yeah, sure.You pay for it.(group laughs)(upbeat music)- What do I do?- Strong wrist, and pulse.We're warming up as we go.- Whoa.- You feeling the burn yet?- This is not fun.Can I just do my own thing yet?Let's just go extraheavy, extra dumb mode.Ready, and one.- What is this?What...Oh, I love Fortnite.Oh, that's, well. (laughs)You've been doing-- Yeah, but that's curl.That's not fun.What?- It's not supposed to be fun.- It's exercise.- But that's not exciting.I wanna put on some-- Yeah.Why do you think I look like this?- I'm like a dog.You put the treat out andI'm like, "Whoo, Mystery TechMystery Tech."- Here, here.Here's the box.- "Oh, Mystery Tech." (pants)- Here's the box.- "Mystery Tech, Mystery Tech."- Here's the box, here's the box.Ha.Ha.- Ah, Mystery Tech!Shargeek.Is this the thing that allthe cool kids are using now?- About nine months ago.- These are like theselittle USB-C batteries,but they're like clearand they have like littlescreens on them and stuff.Hey, let's take a look, let's take a look.Okay.Wow!That's just got like aluminum.Look at how much like is on that UI there.Holy balls.I really like the fact thatit's nicely like transparentso you can see the capacitors,you can see like the USB controllersand all that kind of stuff.It does say airline safe,which I'm assuming it is.Yeah, it's 93.5 watt-hours.I mean, that's enough to charge your phoneprobably three or four times.- According to their spec sheets,an iPhone, seven times.- Also, shout out to this yellow cable.I'm going to steal this yellow cable.So before I do this, let'stake a look at the Slim.So I think the reason the Slim existsis entirely because this is a morelike practical sort of spot.I think it's a little easierto like drop in a bag.Okay, wow!We can do 130 watts out.- So it's 100 on theUSB-C and 30 on the USB-A.- Ooh, that's good.- So it's 130 simultaneous.- So you look at the two of these,this guy has a little bit more capacityand has an additional USB-C port in the DCbut it can actually push outthe same amount of power.This will charge basicallyany USB-C device at max speed.100 watts, as I'm recordingthis video, is the maxthat any USB-C devicethat I know will take.So it's been a little whilesince I've filmed that segmentand I've actually startedusing the Storm 2 Slimas my everyday battery.Now, mind you, I don'tactually use it every day,but it lives in my backpack.And the ability for it tonot only charge my laptop,but phone and everythingelse while I'm on the go,is really helpful.Yes, it is expensive,a little bit more so that it should be.But the fact that it looks cool,it's got this much capacity,it's got a little screen,like I legitimately like it.It's just a little too much.This video was sponsored by Stamps.com.2023 is flying by.Whether you've got aside hustle online shopor a full on warehouse to manage,don't let the competitioncatch you sleeping.Planning early is the key tomaking the most of your time.And surprise, surprise, postagerates have just increased,again.Thankfully, Stamps.comhas the best discountsin the industry.With 25 years of experience,they have a relationshipwith both the US Postal Service and UPSto get you incredible discounts,like up to 84% off USPS and UPS rates.Stamps.com automatically tells youwhat the fastest and cheapestshipping options are,all from the comfortof your home or office.All you need is your computer and printer.They'll even send you a free scaleand then make it easy to schedule a pickupthrough the Stamps.com dashboard.And if you sell online,Stamps.com seamlessly connectswith every major marketplace.Set your business up for successwhen you get startedwith Stamps.com today.Sign up.It's stamps.com/AustinEvansfor a special offerthat includes a four-week trial,plus free postage anda free digital scale.No long-term commitments or contracts.Just go to stamps.com/AustinEvans.And of course, thank you to Stamps.comfor sponsoring thisepisode of Mystery Tech.What is a Prinker?Is it like Prinker?A printer?Well, it says black ink on it.Does anyone elaborate?- No, you'resupposed to open these.- I asked,okay, but before I get intoit, I don't know anything.- You've gottenlazy in your old age.- More joyful, morecreative, more like you.Prinker, temporary tattoo.Is it a temporary tattoo machine?- Yeah, mm-hmm.- Okay, skin primer.Oh, this got a little more serious.How temporary are these tattoos, I wonder.- About seven to eight weeks.- Oh!- I have no idea.I'm actually-- Oh, okay.- I just made that up.- Okay, good, good, good.Okay.Log in or just wanna browse around?I just wanna browse around.Oh, so there's a bunchof like tattoo thingsI can just grab, right?So we've got the Overclock logo,the only tattoo I actually have.That's it right there.- Where you got that one?- Don't worry about it.- Aww.- There we go.I'm gonna get this tattooed, send a photo,and see what happens.Oh, wait, there's text.Oh, I could just...(Kinsey laughs)That's fine.- All right, let mehelp you out with this.We wanna make sure thisgoes where it should go.- Oh, no.Are you-- Take it off, boy.- Can you spray the area?- It's like Sally from Cars.(group laughs)- Oh, that's cold, that's cold!That's cold, oh!Whoo, that's cold!- All right.- Okay, are you gonna print me now?This smells like hairspray.- Go for it.- Why does it smell like hairspray?(group laughs)Did it do it?Did it do it?Did it work?- Sort of.- Wait, spray it quick.Water seal it.- It's actually not bad for one pass with-- (laughs) That looks terrible!That looks terrible!I don't think she's gonna buy that.Wait, I wanna do another one.I wanna do another one.- Again, where weput it is really important.- Stop, I'm not takingmy clothes off anymore.Mystery Tech.- Oh, it's like a cowboy font!- Yeah, all right!- Yeehaw!- Let's send it.So I just line it up and press it?- Yep.- I can't see it too well.Okay, I'm just gonna do it.Ready?- Yeah, there you go.Keep it firm.- Okay, nice and slow.Oh, it's coming out.Oh, it's very bad.It's very bad.(Ken laughs)- Oh.- Not the MysteryTech that I had in mind.- But the, really,it's the Mystery Techthat comes out at the end of the episode.- (laughs) Good lord, Ken.Oh, no, no, no, no, no!Ken, what are you doing?No!No!Slow and straight.Don't get it crooked,and don't go too fast.Otherwise, it's gonna be smudged.- There's nothingstraight what's happening here.- Yeah, there's nothing straight.(Kinsey laughs)- Big facts.- This is the most gay thingwe've ever done on Mystery Tech.All right, ready?- That's probably not true.- No, you're absolutely right.(Austin laughs)- Kinsey, why do youhave to say the truth?- Okay.Okay, ready?- Okay, okay, okay.Very calm, very smooth, okay.- Okay.- No, no, no, it's not ready.- Yeah, it is.- That was-- No!- I made a mistake!- You gotta dothat way slower, man.- Oh, man.This angle is-- Yeah, this angle is so sus.(Ken laughs)- The Liddle Speaker.- Oh, the Liddle Speaker?- It's the Liddle Speaker.- It's just a little guy.- Tu tu tu tu tu.- Liddle Speaker.- Oh, it's just a little guy.So it's magnetic, wireless,with stereo surround soundeven though it's, what?- Two speakers.- Stereo surround sound.It's one little speaker.(Kinsey laughs)- Oh god.- What?They're trying to tellme that this is little?And I'm curious how this works.Oh.I've got two magnetic rings.So it's literally anadhesive and a strip of metaland it goes.I'm pretty much committingto this strip of metalalways being on my phone- Unless you have an iPhone.- All right.Okay, it is MagSafe compatible, so-- Ish, ish, ish.I would not pick up your phone but,oh god, oh god.Ha.- See,that's what you call reflexes, my friend.- We can all assume whatthe usefulness of this is,but we don't know what it sounds like yet.- I mean, it's small,so it's gonna be mid.- I think it'll be betterthan your phone speaker.(upbeat music)Okay, distorted-- Ugh!(Matt laughs)No!- Distorted bass.- No!No, no.- Okay, so hold on.Now, let me pause this.We'll just switch to the iPhone.(laid back music)- Okay, now the iPhone speaker's better.(group laughs)- Way better.Way better!Dude, that is hot poop,the hottest of poop.- HP?- Shh, aw, wow, jibow, wow!- I'm sorry, what?- Wuju wow!This is a big,this is a big guy.This is a big guy.Let's see what we got.Polaroid?What company licensed Polaroid this time?- Ah!- So actually, there'sa couple things in here.So we've got the Polaroid P1 Music Player,which I assume is alittle Bluetooth speaker.Also, apparently, ifyou have two of these,you can get true stereo pairing'cause you can just tap them togetherand they will be paired.Kinda neat.But then there's also this big chungus,and I don't know what the big chungus is.So the Polaroid P4.Is this just gonna be like a big speaker?I'm assuming it's just gonnabe a big speaker, right?Okay, it's a little boombox.All right.(speaker thuds)- Oh.- Ooh, that's beefy.- You know what?I mean, as a fan of yellow, Iam a big fan of this device.- It's an egg.It looks like an egg.There should have been aGudetama like crossover.- Yes.- Gudetama!(laid back music)- No.I just hear the bass buzzing.Let's find a track that Iknow a little bit better.(upbeat music)Sounds better, actually.I do wanna try though the P1and see how they sound side by side.(laid back music)All right, the P1 isobviously way smaller.I don't think it sounds great.Like, it sounds okay.It's obviously a smaller speaker.And the look of it, Ithink, is really nice.It feels like it's built well.So my question beforeI can render judgmenton Polaroid's resurrection is,what are the prices of the P1 and the P4?- Take a guess.- Okay, I'm gonna say this,40 bucks.This,100 bucks.- P1.- Yeah, I said $40 for P1 is my guess.- Is $60.- No, okay.Moving on, P4.- Can we get acloseup on Austin for a sec?- Oh no.- So this one is $290.Oof.- No!Can I please have an item?Oh, it's a little item.It's a Duncan yo-yo.So a Duncan yo-yo, clearlythe best kind of yo-yo.But why is this on Mystery Tech?- Because you're Duncan.- 33, oh-three, three something.I forgot how many threes.- 33303.- That's the joke, that duncan33303?- Matt] That's the whole thing!- Okay, here's the thing.If you're not familiar,if you are a newersubscriber to the channel,and by newer, I mean you've subscribedsince the year of 2012, you won't knowthat my original YouTubename was duncan33303.In fact, you can still goto youtube.com/duncan33303and that's the core URL of this channel.- Where did Duncan come from?- Duncan came from,okay, a long story.When I first got online, my mom told meto be afraid of the internet(thunder rumbles)because there are creepos around.So I used a fake name.My friend and I both created fake names.Mine was Duncan.Actually, I believe it camefrom a Lemony Snicket book,from "A Series of Unfortunate Events."But once the channelactually started tobecome more successful,it was one of those things where I'm like,okay, I'm not gonna pretendto be Duncan forever.I'm gonna yo-yo now.I have not yo-yoed in so long.Yo-yos are fun.Like, I never could dolike the real tricks.- Hey, look at,oh, he's doing-- I almost-- He's doing the flick.- Oh!(Matt laughs)Geez!- I caught it.So you may be familiar witha company called Nothing.Yes, Nothing, as in-- Like something?- Nope.One of the co-founders ofOnePlus left the companyand created Nothing,which is a company that creates something.They have a couple products at this point.They have the Nothing phone.They also have the Nothing earbuds.And this is the Nothing Ear Stick,which, I will admit, not agreat name, but it looks neat.I know this is only 99 bucks too.But on the other side, for 99 bucks,you're losing things likeactive noise canceling.So pop off the top.Ooh, wait.Wait, this is neat.Wow!Okay, I will say that'ssome style right there.Oh my god, are you serious?- Let's go.- That's dope!You'd see that,I mean, the actual case isgonna be probably too bigto fit in most pockets, so thisis gonna be more of a thingthat you're gonna want in your bag.But I think with this,it's a little bit moreof a fashion statement?I don't think that's unreasonable to say.So I will say immediately,they have a very unique design.The stems are all clear,so you really have to kind oflook up very close to them.But you can see a lot of the circuitry,the batteries, the magnets.They look neat.But then the actual eartips themselves are,they're plastic.So they're kind of likethose old school AirPods.There's not an actual likerubber tips or something,which I know some people prefer.I'll go ahead and pop these in.Oh, that's actually comfy.All right, let's see here.So we've got controls,which I can just customize if I want to.And then I've got my equalizer,which it's just set to balanced.So I'll just start with that.Okay, so immediately, not bad.You don't have the seal,so I think that's one of the placeswhere a higher endearbud is gonna give youa little bit more of a bass kickjust because you're actually gonna havelike a proper sort of seal.- So with not having theseal, they bleed pretty bad.- Oh, do they?- Yeah, so while you might like the sound,your neighbor on the bus will not.- You might not wanna buy theseas your main, only,everyday pair of earbuds.For me, I think I'd still leantoward the Beats Studio Buds,which you can routinely findon sale for 100 to 125 bucks.I think they're a morewell-rounded earbudsthat can kind of do it all.But props to Nothing fordoing something differentbecause this is neat.- Welcome to a new segment on Mystery Techcalled "Reviewing AustinEvans' Thermal Paste Patterns."In this case, we are going to startwith potentially the worstoffender, which is this one.(record scratches)- Who let you in the studio?- Oh.You guys didn't tell me Austin was here.- We hoped he wasn't.- I was coming to shootMystery Tech today.- Yeah, but Adam was here.- Welcome to-- Am I being replaced.- Welcome to your roastof thermal paste patterns.(Matt laughs)(Adam laughs)- So if you're notfamiliar, my good buddy,mryeester here, we've actually donea couple of videos together at this point.- A couple, yep.- And I guess today, we'relooking at the DualSense Edge.So the DualSense Edge is the first timethat Sony have ever releaseda pro controller, right?Similar to something likethe Xbox Elite controller.The idea is this is going to give youcustomizable like paddles.You can actually swap the sticks outwhen they inevitably start to drift.All right.Here, my friends, is the DualSense Edge.- Wow.I mean, it does look pretty sleek.- It's a little heavier.Also, I thought,watching videos, I thought that this piecewas like aluminum or something.It's just like shiny plasticthat's like piano black.- That's the biggestflaw I think from everything.- So unfortunately, our PS5is currently out of date.So we'll be right backafter a quick littleupdate of our firmware.We'll give a very thorough testassuming our PS5 is up todate today or maybe tomorrow.Let me walk you throughmy DualSense Edge setup.So I have chosen to gowith the tall dome stick for my steering.I have mapped my shiftbuttons to the rear paddles.And I have adjusted myleft stick sensitivityto be a little bit more gradual.- Right-hand drive, let's go!- Oh no, the shift doesn't work.Oh no, the shift doesn't work.Okay, so that's one problem here.Oh, it didn't save my profile.Oh no!- Oh.That would make a lot of sense.- But wait, I even made it.Am I stupid?- Yeah.- Oh, okay.Oh wait, it was here.Okay, just hang on.Oh, you need to assign it.All right, now can I go back to the game?Yes, I can, all right.Okay, it does,I can confirm it does work.Let's go!Third place!Third best, baby!The DualSense Edge is a nice controller.There's no doubt.If you are in the marketfor a pro controlleron the PlayStation side,this is clearly your option.But the DualSense is probablythe greatest controllerthat you can buy right now.Like, I honestly believe that.But if you wanna knowmore about pro controllerswe've done an entire "ThisIs" all about the very bestand the very worst procontrollers out there.Wonder where the DualSenseEdge is gonna land.Below the Elitecontroller. (clears throat)- Bye.Uh.Okay.