**The Doom Slayer's Quest**
all right I wasn't ready for the big boy I didn't have my big gun capable of taking big boys out out all right big boy oh he's dead oh he's so dead already I'm gonna go straight from you to you Oh God that better have not knocked off my time get over here done easy you know if I actually use my big guns that do a lot of big boy damage I actually do a lot of big boy damage as it turns out that's just firing BFG lasers please tell me those are just blasting BFG blasts into the sky that's awesome all right where am I headed is will hi bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye how about bye-bye what else that one much that last fight went much worse than I had anticipated hi oh I have no ammo there oh this is embarrassing oh this oh this is oh god that's embarrassing that's really embarrassing that bow is really embarrassing Oh goodbye goodbye oh wow I must have missed something back there I did oh hey in here hi Oh laughs whoopee laughs she who would lash I hate you I hate you whiplash you're really annoying but a good fighter I guess and that's what matters right hello and whatever not gonna use it anyway Tachi yeah what is this thing that's zapping me with energy like this not him you silly Billie's okay sure whatever you say freak okay down ya down oh that's funny okay wait now that was a funny joke that was pretty funny okay I like that oh come on that was like a super Death Punch how many more bullets see you need you plasma hogs in spicy spicy Oh getting so spicy forgive me you thank you woof what can I get this over there oh my goodness holy crap Ola it's getting dicey holy crap where am I I don't want none of this whoa hey buddy hey are you doing Wow no wrong attachment wrong attachment nailed it nailed it baby nailed it okay got you gonna get you five wrong guy to go would never mind he's dead perfect guy to go up against by come on blood punch that's the only thing that the mechanics like it's never really solidified for me cuz I mean I get the concept of a y-you so my god man those whiplashes they are tough stuff well yeah the way bam guns oh this feels so good to be at this level that's just like this aggressive just breakneck pace of everything everything is coming at yet a million oh this feels good this is what they were building towards and I know it now oh I'm so close well you need a blood but I do not have a blood punch ready oh my god they wanted me to get this a lot sooner than I had it you come here all dead so debri things dead come in she pictures Christmas oh my god the rage is real the rage is so real oh my god with my bare hands who's alive who's left nobody jiminy Christmas good god that was pure destruction the entire time okay okay who the arc part - the arc begin running operations from the mobile commands carriers he born command character designed for long-range strategy operations which would serve as arc HQ their primary objective to locate the source of the hell growth infestation and in doing so shutting down the emergence of hell portals and closing the gate between dimensions at the heart of the armored court Response Coalition is an aggressive research and development program in pursuit of new military technologies as part of dr. Hayden's commitment UAC resources under his direction including some of the most powerful AI ever created have been deployed in service of weapon developments designed to face the health threat ahead on all right interesting however unfortunately I'm out of time for this episode it looks like we're gonna confront Samuel Hayden get to the bottom of the mystery of where I was who I am and I'm human so I think that's what they're doing because before it was saying that the doom Slayer was some alien species person but now it's like I'm verifiably human so it must be tying this doom guy into the doom guy from the original games somehow and I bet it's gonna be kind of contrived but I think I'm gonna like it I don't know if I like it as much as an internal badass that's on a quest for vengeance for being betrayed and making a mistake a big deal with the devil however the game's fun and at the end of the day it's a game so thank you everybody so much for watching check out more doom that I played in the description below and other games that I played across my channel subscribe for more and ring the bell if you want to know exactly when the next video is gonna come out leave a like if you enjoyed the video and you're enjoying the series so far because I am thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to doom eternal we've got the biggest what do they call this thing I don't want to call it a butthole because I don't want to call absolutely everything in this game a butthole but what else could I call it oh yeah oh that's that can't that can't oh where am I now where did I go wait a minute what the hell oh I went underneath okay maybe because that would have been difficult to find but thank you I don't know if that's how technology is supposed to work jamming a teeth into a goop hole no no that's better than butthole yeah what are we looking for there's a 1-up oh okay god you guys just turned into the most evil bastards ever I thought it was supposed to be something like subtle influence this is just like we're evil we're evil we're really really evil were evil and they're all just conga line dancing down or so so even we're evil laugh now or gone gone oh it's an invisible pit who is behind me hey hey hey boink gone no more you literally don't exist goodbye trip point to from what's that a twofer oh it wasn't oh hi how you doing there wait for you oh yes please God I really should use blood punch shouldn't I I really should I'm gonna go max armor I'm gonna do for the blood punch thing because I've been saying it forever that I need to do it all so this is the first time I've had an energy drink in a long long time I just was feeling really sluggish I don't know if this is gonna amp up my gaming or my aim is just gonna shake to death so we're gonna find out I ordinarily don't do caffeine so this is gonna be a trip Oh what did I miss where am I how did I get down here I missed some stuff I'm gonna have to go back a la in this level because I want to get everything because I'm starting to learn that I need the upgrades to be able to survive I'm just doing a far for this will it well that's awfully inconvenient fruit with that thing for setting up in this place but not my problem boom hey whoa whoa whoa bud get out of here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is that beautiful device I've never wanted anything so badly in my entire existence I want it so badly oh my god super Gore nest following reports of UAC cultist presence at the Loch reactor Recon teams in Phil gamma and in Phil Hector attempted to gain entry to the lock and assess the situation the final transmission indicated a massive demonic presence entering the reactor facility through continuum gates an emergency Global council meeting approved medical arc responds to the situation at the lock reactor the assembled coalition strike forces included for us battle mech divisions - Connie you are long-range naval artillery barrage fleet 27 us Nightbird Apaches three NATO shock troop battalions to Konya Rapid Response levee tank divisions and 18,000 coalition Special Forces units that's a lot of people you tell me that all those people went in here and weren't able to do it the initial bombardment from the LR nab was met with immediate response from invasion forces 8,000 units attacked gargoyles 8,000 that's it that's thing that sank your 32 vessels oh it's just 8,000 come on guys okay so long story short it didn't go according to plan ground zero of the invading force and less accademia deeds get destroyed this now and sees no way to stem why didn't you nuke it Oh to recommend the response total nuclear annihilation yeah that why haven't you done that yet that would be like the first thing you would do to screw it all if that's the place shut it down that energy drink is gonna be a mistake I can tell ooh wait a minute I may have missed something oh it's not open yet ah damn it okay I'll get it a bit whoa can't block me from this okay apparently you can whoa is that blood punch did I actually remember to do it for once Wow you just kind of suck oh really that one takes that one's a big big boom really that one takes three that's annoying there's a radiation suit over there okay so why do I need this radiation suit I'm actually guessing that I don't need it right now there's something in there who is also something purple there all right I'm gonna get this yes I know what a rad suit does I played the first one all right what that do all right thank you how do you get there how do you get down there okay interesting interesting I don't know how long this radiation suit lass ho there we go okay got that open nothing else secretive up there I'm Josh guessing okay I'm gonna move forward that's a good argument that's real good that's very convincing I'm not gonna listen to you oh ho ho ho just barely I don't think I still have a suit do I oh hi come on shoot shoot now sit down the Sheep okay did I get it who is alive oh my god those people wait who am I supposed to kill you you guys you part of the kill squad I'm not gonna win this wait who's part of it how many people are part of it that's what I don't understand I guess I gotta jump down okay there's something I've got don't do glory kills I forgot about that there I go doing another glory kill there we go okay now I'm getting hurt by the radiation oh there we go okay that went well yes I got that and I guess technically I'm still fine on the radiation front okay there's a way around and then way back around okay I think my radiation suit just died his weight down to okay so there's something down here yeah oh that's a cute boy that's pretty good okay it keeps popping me back up here and now that I have no radiation suit there's gonna be a bit more of a challenge oh god this is a dead end well then why did I come here how do I get out of here oh oh oh I didn't see this oh well to the herd chamber thanks don't mind me sitting in the poison goo it's fine actually good stay Steven not get hurt oh we did oh never mind I guess he's just gonna give it to me oh no it was a trap can I see I can't see I can't see okay nice flip dude who needs the machine-gun anymore who needs the machine-gun ever no one no one ever needs it this is all you had ever need oh that is the good stuff oh yeah Louise piddly guns you would have those oh it is that my that's the same as the one I have right here well if if every soldier on this planet has that gun they should have no excuse this thing is a is a freaking bolt rifle from 40 K which I'm gonna compare everything in this game too apparently rightio it I did that nothing else in this game in this level this reminds me of the BFG division dormant state to nearby control terminals will need to be manually activated to restore well that seems rather arbitrary and only slightly but whatever getting to the other guns that going up to seven and eight is gonna be difficult oh well is this all I have to do to I really just have to throw this switch when having to be kicking out of all this technology oh oh oh oh oh poor baby oh no your big stupid heart need to find an alternate routing just die you whoa oh you duck right at the last second that's not fair how tough is this thing not tough enough is the answer alright give me this Oh new friends no I'm actually low on ammo what is that that was not worth it was not worth it at all I need you to give me your things there we go that's a little sloppy definitely didn't keep my armor up on that fight but what can you do all right what did I miss out on nothing yeah give me do upgrade what was this a secret really this is a secret mobile turret ooh oh my god Oh a shield oh this is what Hugo was yelling at me to do the whole time is like use your shield that I'm like shield who any shield in yeah whatever yeah shield that that sounds great I'm a frickin shield of course why would I not do that hey Vega can you keep these things coming because I really appreciate it oh that's why would you not do that why would you never do that that's so useful oh how long is it last damn that lasts a long time I don't know if he'll absorbs damage the entire time it's open but that is really convenient that is supremely convenient there's something else over here and I've missed oh it was locked duh it was a reason why I couldn't go over there oh my oh oh Sarah there's a turret there there's a totem somewhere okay you this give me that where is I got a play where's the totem is that like a oh that looks like a pit of death where's the totem I don't see the totem I'm oh there it is oh so I do have to keep going this way give me something to shoot give me something to hook OOP that would be instant death oh my God look at that Sarlacc pit oh office and there's the totem I got a mail it I think yep I sure do where'd you go you all right you lose oh I'm so mobile I feel so good about myself and everything I've been doing where am I going where am I going I made it over here apparently I didn't know if I was supposed to go here wait a minute oh there's something up there oh wait no no no I see it I see it there's a window out there that I can get up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nice alright and then whoa hey bud looks like you're one of the dudes that lost the fight unfortunate for you hey thanks thanks pal dude this Red Bull is making my stomach go insane oh I've got so many curdles in my girdles is there something up here that I can get to hello who is this a secret yeah it's looks secretive this looks fun wall was here was there a point to this can I step on this I definitely see something up there yep yep yes yes I even hi wahoo you I see go go go yes yes yes I love it except I don't was I supposed to just jump up here oh my god I was I'm supposed to be able to just jump up there then what was the point of all that fun maneuvering oh there's a wall oh there was a wall climb out damn oh I'm so dumb oh my goodness at least I'm gonna be able to get this running start hope yep yep yep nice oh look at that main theme Doom 3 main theme hell yeah hell yeah thank you what do we have here oh don't mind if I ruin yeah the long-range glory kill that's just like convenience how are you not dead hey how many do you mean are you Fanning yourself yeah don't flatter yourself Wow I got posin sorry bud all right whew yeah anything down there oh I do have a radiation meter interesting I didn't even notice that before oh yeah I'll stand up standing the radiation goop understanding the fecal River here on my knee ooh I want that now how do you get that how do get it how do I do hmm Oh over here god I'm so stupid hello okay so we've got kind of wall to climb there huh okay is there anything up here that I need to know about her am I really just going for this I think I'm just going for this oh hey there you are how are you doing good to see you you one of my friends that died a long time ago yeah don't worry still killing the demons you know how it do oh it's a thankless job that never stops she's is de Visser ated all right pretty good pretty good all in this I forgot about the speed boost after a glory kill like that all right got the keys so now all I need to do is get back to the place open up these bad boys jump over these if there's anything special that I missed one last combat zone and then Bob's my uncle I'm stop it I don't want it I don't want it I don't want it oh god I'm a little too close to you okay out of here was there anything in there lalala I missed a secret back there you're not gonna give me this oh no back there no yeah I'm good okay ow god damn it listen you're an now there's a new one alright so there's something over here something oh oh wondering about my loved ones rights that's what I'm doing oh I'm all the way back here which means that I can go here it's all coming together baby it's all coming together where am I going oh I didn't know where I was going with that one I'm confused cuz I don't remember why there was secrets here oh they're interesting all right hmm okay now why did I come here this is the question of the day don't think that you can dead all right where am I oh I'm here oh my goodness I'm stuck on a rock yeah I don't know where the Slayer room is but I got the Slayer key so where is the there she blows all right I still need to get that and I still need to get that so I just got to figure out how to open those and I'm good but let me just go ahead and go to the Slayer gate hey fast-travel unlocked finally all right and I get to go through the tunnel of doom literally the tunnel of doom I got a funny feeling there's gonna be like totems in this to power people up there's gonna be extra surprises it's gonna be all kinds of nutty in here but I'm gonna go in with my Gatling gun first and foremost yeah I need okay let me get you whoa god oh my god what oh god I really screwed up literally every part of that yep okay dude I do not need that for you guys cool that's how you get a whole mess of stuff oh stop it stop it you sassy sue bull where am I multiple hell nights one a piece of this well you can have it sir whoa get out of my way what he'll get out of my way whoa I hate laughs look all right cool good that's how we're gonna do this okay let me get the big guns out once piece wants peace wants peace who wants peace come on you get a piece not that that was necessary boy you're dead you are gonna get a whole lot of this and then you are gonna get a whole lot of this done easy fun good smooth smooth like baby bottom smooth like bottom of a baby getting really good okay so what have I missed in the grand scheme of things not too much let's go back to mix some square so there's something some at the beginning of this some mole oh here we go how did I miss that he'll girth part one he'll growth cancer like gross reproduction rates outpatient they've freaking it an exorbitant level okay dude do demons do demons have sex do they so the thing they need to worry about I don't even know ah that war not quite here we go tada finally made it there oh hey welcome to the party BAM hi how you doing anyway goodbye thank you thank you I'll see you around thanks for standing here for probably a million years all right what about the lower area energy station oh I still haven't done a ton of stuff there I think I've gotten most of the collectibles though alright I think I go to the energy station and that's when I get what I need to go here did I activate the other side of the energy station did I do that I did not do that did I just go on a complete side path oh here God a barrette so stupid I am dumb is the answer to that question I'm just very dumb right I'm supposed to put the keys and the whole reason I got the keys of course of course yes the keys right the keys in the goop the goop whole point in your goop whole point thank you oh yeah now you're forced to open your mouth airshaft do you mean lungs is this the things lungs is that why it's a mouth because it's breathing here because that's how hell works loves to breathe alright cool I'm going in the hell hole oh it is an air shaft well I see nothing here another hole dude I love falling hole hi oh it's the thing there you go alright there you have it oh no oh oh oh oh no oh no oh you're about to get a little shock treatment yeah let's do that yeah you know what I'm all for that but those great that sounds really great there you go there you go oh no oh oh all mm-hmm where hello here how hey stop it am I actually supposed to be running here okay I bet there's gonna be secrets on the way no actually I grabbed all the secrets didn't I ow okay oh really you're gonna have buttholes the whole way through aren't you you sack of crap uh-huh I would have thought the music would be a little more amped up for this all right easy-peasy whoa you know what actually goodbye you know how that yeah i'll rip and tear nice dead huh oh i have a timer maybe I should have been paying attention that I guess they would have all blown up anyway all right any secrets secrets see I didn't even explore that area that's fine oh there we go apparently I'm out oh damn you had a bad day god I hope that was connected to your balls God is there just a big sack like a huge set of demon balls just floating out there oh hell yeah oh hell yeah Oh completion that's why they call me the completion er always every time yes yes yes killing it killing it why did I say that I wasn't gonna go for collections it is fun to go for collections in this game it really is I don't know why I thought that I wouldn't this is actually fun I'm super about this I'm actually gonna have to go back to the old levels and get all this stuff that I didn't get just because I see can I even go back to the old levels is that even a thing that I can do probably not you know wasn't even considering it Hara was just flying on by not taking life you know while I was here dr. Samuel Hayden dr. Aden that dr. Hayden the dr. Hayden that put me away in purgatory and then to the last game that I somehow mysteriously escaped from and I don't remember quite how that happened that dr. Hayden where's he been this whole time where's he been hiding out where's he been where has he been in an unbelievable turn of events the super gore nest has been destroyed reports from arc personnel in the field say that they have seen a significant decrease in demonic activity across the globe many believe this is proof that the dooms lair himself has in fact joined a resistance effort and has successfully eliminated key figures within the ranks of the challenged operatives working inside the UAC contest organization claim that the leader of that division priest daya Cranach was in fact removed from his office recently by the salir himself as key leadership within the mortally challenged continued to fall we are seeing a decreased threat from the demons on all fronts this has given the resistance advantage the UAC continues to deny any knowledge of his existence as surviving members of the arc Network it is the belief of this station that these reports are in fact true we believe the Slayer has joined us in the battle against the demons nice anyone still listening to this broadcast know that there is hope and he is out there I mean whatever must have happened I must have just gotten out of whatever purgatory I was in trapped by Samuel Hayden gotten this facility and then started kicking ass because it was like as soon as I was on the scene a priest was dead I got in there whop BAP gone and now already a second priest is dead within a day so I'm beginning to suspect oh I can mission select I only missed one point there and one toy there I get 60 I've been nailing most of it actually I've been actually getting it but I won't go back right now but I will go spend some of my do daddy points I think that's the technical term for them they are do daddy points I will get you soon I will get you soon on maker boy I will get you soon I think I'm gonna go for the weapon mods oh yeah come here there you go why did you hide these away from me come on don't be so silly all right um I guess I could switch this over to micro missiles to be perfectly honest I think I actually might be better now that I have like the chain gun and then the the are bolused for the big old real gun I should start using that as the sniper more yeah now that's a bolt gun there's a lot of demonic symbolism hmm unless that's a holy symbol maybe it is I'm gonna save two of my doo-dads so that I can have Sentinel batteries on hand just in case there's any particular reason that I would need them okay without further ado let's go to wherever the hell we're going in now arc complex or the AR C having destroyed the super Gordon s the hunt for the remaining help priest continues unable to identify his position due to the con makers interference you travel to the AR C complex headquarters of the armored resist Coalition in search of duck your Samuel Haydon leader of the human resistance on earth and the only person capable of finding the heinel priest interesting so he's now the leader of the resistance because he used to be you AC got a bone with a Sammy boy what did you do about that's probably not good doesn't bode well for me fine oh-kay down I go ow point love it I'm getting so in the zone with this kind of stuff that I just I kind of like tune it out because I'm just enjoying myself so if I stop screaming like an idiot during these moments just remember it's uh having fun except for you you boom bullet punch I always forget about you it's it because the normal melee is such a wimpy baby did I fly the secret how did is it I didn't know that was a thing where did that one come from wah bah bah bah bah wah ah you want to play don't you I marry you what come here where are you ah too late for you easy peasy give me a challenge hey but hey look a challenge did I say challenge I meant absolutely no problem whatsoever come on give me something to blood punch the pawing my butt ow and that that was unfortunate her yet music is getting good news is getting good Oh things are getting spicy oh my ow you stop that nonsense whoa this one's just a lot of fighting and I like it damn it miss that ooh I like it a lot I like it a lot I like it a lot enlightening you sing I'll see about that hello hi could you hoarding all these supplies for me thanks bud thanks big bud this one whoa what do we got there oh this looks like a big payload kind of day yeah there's nothing left after that I think this is the kind of level where they're like all right so you've learned a lot of the tricks you know a lot of the basic recipes let's just throw a whole bunch of stuff at ya and smooth down I go see how you fare nice huh interesting just gonna give up like that huh just gonna fall over and die are you oh oh what am i oh I'm in sludge that's why I can't move good I'm gonna yeah whoa hey ow okay that's no good all right interesting interesting oh that went well and by well I mean I goofed it who dropped all this goop on the ground sure is detrimental for my abilities here oh you didn't do so good so am I too late in the whole rescue and Samuel Hayden thing or is he just a baby anyway and he just flopped over and died that's the question that I'm asking I'm beginning to say that he is not a baby because his robot body seemed to be pretty tough so if he went down something bad happened okay sounds good how do I do that Oh ever boink oh why did I do that whoa it's a cyber mag Lluis okay so I need I need blood punch for you that's right but for now I don't have blood punch ready so I'm just gonna go with the plain old regular punch there we go sorry but didn't have a blood punch for you so you just had to eat your own guts which is fine you probably don't mind that I love it whoa ah damnit that looks bad and that was what matters looking good in this game God look at the bar the progress bar I've killed so many demons and I've only gotten one in 2/3 of a bar done this level is gonna be immense die kill me there we go and there's gotta be a there's so many secrets in there all right I passed one there but that looks like I need to get to that zone first so hello I don't know what that was that exploded behind me but I'm not gonna worry about it remote detonate I don't really need it but I guess I can get it but I don't need it but if I have to I'll get it oh speaking of I haven't unlocked my points I haven't used any of my weapon blah who do you think you are friend a friend a friend friend don't just don't even bother okay okay that seems good runes I've got aura suit I got ten suit points sure health sure cooldown sure sure why not give it to me cool all right there's more secrets here stuff up that's why I gotta be able to get up somehow looks like there's something above huh okay so there is supposed to be some kind of uh whoa there's a staircase oh well that seems pretty obvious now that you just pointed out to me I thought that was gonna be some roundabout way I'm so used to butthole land but didn't know that it was this gonna be there Oh cue ball why do you even exist what demon made you who bang doin demon land to make one of you because you are not intelligently designed the one-night-stand gone wrong and demon University what is this January 24th 2163 there is no chance we have blood samples pulled from the Mars base event that show his blood type is a B+ he is male with a genome that makes him very much a member of the human race but the enhanced strength speed and athleticism would indicate otherwise but we can see from the blood samples that there are foreign bodies present of unknown origin I cannot as a contributing member of the scientific community agree with the assumption by some of my colleagues that he is for lack of a better word a God an avenging angel the right hand of doom here to save humanity from its sins but I cannot ignore that the timing of his arrival the identity of his enemies the fire and brimstone element to this catastrophe me currently find ourselves in as it has definitely shaken my scientific resolve yeah okay well I'm no God but man I am handsome so you got to look out for that one I am just a wrecking ball of pure testosterone bowling my way in here and you cannot stop me ah let's do the mobile turret I don't know what good it'll do maybe if I just need to get some major fire power down on something look at that oh my god oh my god okay yeah that's overkill where am I going nito there's something underneath mate Oh Epping master idk FA was that like the ammo one I think not her century it was I think that was ammo and keys can't remember I used to have all those super memorized was I supposed to do that I don't know felt like the right thing to do okay so there hi well didn't mean a blood punch but apparently I did you know III blood punch time now immediately gonna get a Cyberman campus how do I get there wait let's go back this back turn there's is a key there that somehow I missed how did I miss that I'll punch a slayer gate I got that oh there you are okay oh nothing noise noise alright let's do this I'm ready for a slayer game let's do this easy peasy easy peace me kachunk thank you i've thought of me year all right what do we got oh my goodness is that a cyberdemon are you kidding me that's a sigh Bodie mo oh my god oh my God where am I hopefully what the hell happened I could not see a goddamn thing oh my god is a cyber demo holy the big boy is big boy ours here oh my god what are you doing down there get out here eat that please eat your medicine oh it's too savvy demos oh my god I need some fodder please oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh big boy goes down hard blood Bunch please boo you are a soul pure big these guys are no joke let's get my yes baby yes Babu oh I was so close to getting you with that God you are just a face full of evil okay I need to oh no he's dead never mind whoop oh you oh gods you're a boss batshit give me you give me give me give me you freeze you get shot come on shot shot oh god I got I got hit damn it okay all right you want dance book Oh that was fun that was fun that was a fun one I was fun that was plain old fun no joke that was just fun I love that Oh some good everybody Oh some good my friends I did die I will admit I did die and that is unfortunate I did die however that's what the 1ups are for and that's why I collected them but that was fun Oh No god damn it all right Samuel baby let's see if I can save you from whatever hell you're in BAM now you don't want to come down here my dude I don't know why you felt the need to jump into your own death but hey save me the trouble all right blood punch it is then or anything in here yes how can I have it there's something down there hmm let me in let me then over here here yes easy easy easy easy lor the ark enter global mill available our armored response coalition is designed with the sole purpose contacting blablabla Haydn overseeing all aspects of the air sea weapon tech development said about repurposing the USC facility as many votes were unaffected by the invasion due to the remote location side levels Oh automated security operate by powerful Aird design for weapon to zelban and mass production meaning they could be repurposed overnight well that's obviously convenient that's auspiciously convenient efficiency redefined innovation for a new age io logisitics manufacture oh hi yes give me please this is for the health for blood I like it seems like I'm gonna be getting a lot more blood punches Jam Samantha Sam Sam Sammy Bob Amy where the hell am i jumping to what where the hell am i jumping to oh here we go bunk what are you doing in there what are you crazy kids doing in there what are you nuts Oh kids doing BAM whoa no not that what yep that one yes did I do it okay talking about me 0:05 subject analysis of Doom's lair February 2nd 2163 maybe he is a god hey maybe he represents humankind's range their will to persevere to overcome that which would threaten our survival and he is uncompromising a relentless beam of violence that knows no mention of the hesitation shown by our many leaders and politicians during our time of judgment can he overcome them alone if he can't we as a species all species will not survive okay yes sir no pressure these gods laying it on thick there doctor whatever your name was I can't really remember that's a bit of a stretch unless this works out like back no that's not right little weird hope damn it god damn god damn damn it Tim damn a dimmadome Doug's Dale dimmadome what-what-what-what I knew it I have to do I'm just getting there go nope I don't know what I have to do apparently oh I see there's another wall over there right it's gotta play the world's biggest game of hopscotch whoop whoop what Bob got it but there's also window there that's definitely not something I could break but there's the hint of green in there that just makes me want to go for it ah nope didn't work at all apparently yum point boink okay I made it here hi goodbye done well I'm full on armor so I can't exactly take advantage of all the delicious deliciousness that you're giving to me who is this lady who are you you just may I you just a robo listen you're getting on my nerves well you've toned it down there I came out the womb Sinan arrived in the sense of ejaculation what he targeted God I don't like you there's something down there I want it oh yes why did I come down here I dunno but I Here I am is this where I was supposed to go oh I thought this was like a secret path hi goodbye I am sir secret feel like this this feels like the place for a secret but apparently not all right damn they died so good Oh of so many demos I love it BAM you born to die my friend oh that that was spicy that was a spicy move my friend not bad please give me a challenge I'm starting to snooze here oh wow you're lucky you're lucky I was out of RAM row you're lucky my dude you're lucky very very lucky Oh what do we have here Samuel Hayden all right sit oh that looks fun that looks fun in 21:50 following the loss of communication between the Earth and Mars based facilities UAC director dr. Samuel Hayden suddenly resurfaced on earth before the a.n council the demonic invasion of Earth had already begun and dr. Hayden had arrived just in time to provide aid he supplied the resistance armies with argent technology and advanced armaments taking helm on the newly formed a RC as lead director dr. Aidan's tactical and scientific acumen were invaluable to the war effort and as soon as given full command over there all resistance efforts by the global council the AARC engaged the demons with bleeding-edge tech exosuits and heavy frame battle mechs but found themselves fighting a losing battle operation hull breaker was Samuels final plan a powerful counter-attack that ultimately ended in failure his robotic torso retrieved by a RC soldier Samuel has now tended to and monitor by skeleton crew of scientists they have been given contingency orders to safeguard his body along with the crucible obtained on Mars you know Sammy boy this wouldn't have been such a problem if you had to put me away in stasis he better have some answers you better have some good answers ain't gonna tolerate no nonsense answers oh oh hey wait wait wait hang on a second not how this is supposed to go oh my god I'm losing incredibly geez okay I failed even though I just killed him damn it all right I wasn't ready for the big boy I didn't have my big gun capable of taking big boys out out all right big boy oh he's dead oh he's so dead already I'm gonna go straight from you to you Oh God that better have not knocked off my time get over here done easy you know if I actually use my big guns that do a lot of big boy damage I actually do a lot of big boy damage as it turns out that's just firing BFG lasers please tell me those are just blasting BFG blasts into the sky that's awesome all right where am I headed is will hi bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye how about bye-bye what else that one much that last fight went much worse than I had anticipated hi oh I have no ammo there oh this is embarrassing oh this oh this is oh god that's embarrassing that's really embarrassing that bow is really embarrassing Oh goodbye goodbye oh wow I must have missed something back there I did oh hey in here hi Oh laughs whoopee laughs she who would lash I hate you I hate you whiplash you're really annoying but a good fighter I guess and that's what matters right hello and whatever not gonna use it anyway Tachi yeah what is this thing that's zapping me with energy like this not him you silly Billie's okay sure whatever you say freak okay down ya down oh that's funny okay wait now that was a funny joke that was pretty funny okay I like that oh come on that was like a super Death Punch how many more bullets see you need you plasma hogs in spicy spicy Oh getting so spicy forgive me you thank you woof what can I get this over there oh my goodness holy crap Ola it's getting dicey holy crap where am I I don't want none of this whoa hey buddy hey are you doing Wow no wrong attachment wrong attachment nailed it nailed it baby nailed it okay got you gonna get you it's gonna get you five wrong guy to go would never mind he's dead perfect guy to go up against by come on blood punch that's the only thing that the mechanics like it's never really solidified for me cuz I mean I get the concept of a y-you so my god man those whiplashes they are tough stuff well yeah the way bam guns oh this feels so good to be at this level that's just like this aggressive just breakneck pace of everything everything is coming at yet a million oh this feels good this is what they were building towards and I know it now oh I'm so close well you need a blood but I do not have a blood punch ready oh my god they wanted me to get this a lot sooner than I had it you come here all dead so debri things dead come in she pictures Christmas oh my god the rage is real the rage is so real oh my god with my bare hands who's alive who's left nobody jiminy Christmas good god that was pure destruction the entire time okay okay who the arc part - the arc begin running operations from the mobile commands carriers he born command character designed for long-range strategy operations which would serve as arc HQ their primary objective to locate the source of the hell growth infestation and in doing so shutting down the emergence of hell portals and closing the gate between dimensions at the heart of the armored court Response Coalition is an aggressive research and development program in pursuit of new military technologies as part of dr. Hayden's commitment UAC resources under his direction including some of the most powerful AI ever created have been deployed in service of weapon developments designed to face the health threat ahead on all right interesting however unfortunately I'm out of time for this episode it looks like we're gonna confront Samuel Hayden get to the bottom of the mystery of where I was who I am and I'm human so I think that's what they're doing because before it was saying that the doom Slayer was some alien species person but now it's like I'm verifiably human so it must be tying this doom guy into the doom guy from the original games somehow and I bet it's gonna be kind of contrived but I think I'm gonna like it I don't know if I like it as much as an internal badass that's on a quest for vengeance for being betrayed and making a mistake a big deal with the devil however the game's fun and at the end of the day it's a game so thank you everybody so much for watching check out more doom that I played in the description below and other games that I played across my channel subscribe for more and ring the bell if you want to know exactly when the next video is gonna come out leave a like if you enjoyed the video and you're enjoying the series so far because I am thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video bye byehello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to doom eternal we've got the biggest what do they call this thing I don't want to call it a butthole because I don't want to call absolutely everything in this game a butthole but what else could I call it oh yeah oh that's that can't that can't oh where am I now where did I go wait a minute what the hell oh I went underneath okay maybe because that would have been difficult to find but thank you I don't know if that's how technology is supposed to work jamming a teeth into a goop hole no no that's better than butthole yeah what are we looking for there's a 1-up oh okay god you guys just turned into the most evil bastards ever I thought it was supposed to be something like subtle influence this is just like we're evil we're evil we're really really evil were evil and they're all just conga line dancing down or so so even we're evil laugh now or gone gone oh it's an invisible pit who is behind me hey hey hey boink gone no more you literally don't exist goodbye trip point to from what's that a twofer oh it wasn't oh hi how you doing there wait for you oh yes please God I really should use blood punch shouldn't I I really should I'm gonna go max armor I'm gonna do for the blood punch thing because I've been saying it forever that I need to do it all so this is the first time I've had an energy drink in a long long time I just was feeling really sluggish I don't know if this is gonna amp up my gaming or my aim is just gonna shake to death so we're gonna find out I ordinarily don't do caffeine so this is gonna be a trip Oh what did I miss where am I how did I get down here I missed some stuff I'm gonna have to go back a la in this level because I want to get everything because I'm starting to learn that I need the upgrades to be able to survive I'm just doing a far for this will it well that's awfully inconvenient fruit with that thing for setting up in this place but not my problem boom hey whoa whoa whoa bud get out of here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is that beautiful device I've never wanted anything so badly in my entire existence I want it so badly oh my god super Gore nest following reports of UAC cultist presence at the Loch reactor Recon teams in Phil gamma and in Phil Hector attempted to gain entry to the lock and assess the situation the final transmission indicated a massive demonic presence entering the reactor facility through continuum gates an emergency Global council meeting approved medical arc responds to the situation at the lock reactor the assembled coalition strike forces included for us battle mech divisions - Connie you are long-range naval artillery barrage fleet 27 us Nightbird Apaches three NATO shock troop battalions to Konya Rapid Response levee tank divisions and 18,000 coalition Special Forces units that's a lot of people you tell me that all those people went in here and weren't able to do it the initial bombardment from the LR nab was met with immediate response from invasion forces 8,000 units attacked gargoyles 8,000 that's it that's thing that sank your 32 vessels oh it's just 8,000 come on guys okay so long story short it didn't go according to plan ground zero of the invading force and less accademia deeds get destroyed this now and sees no way to stem why didn't you nuke it Oh to recommend the response total nuclear annihilation yeah that why haven't you done that yet that would be like the first thing you would do to screw it all if that's the place shut it down that energy drink is gonna be a mistake I can tell ooh wait a minute I may have missed something oh it's not open yet ah damn it okay I'll get it a bit whoa can't block me from this okay apparently you can whoa is that blood punch did I actually remember to do it for once Wow you just kind of suck oh really that one takes that one's a big big boom really that one takes three that's annoying there's a radiation suit over there okay so why do I need this radiation suit I'm actually guessing that I don't need it right now there's something in there who is also something purple there all right I'm gonna get this yes I know what a rad suit does I played the first one all right what that do all right thank you how do you get there how do you get down there okay interesting interesting I don't know how long this radiation suit lass ho there we go okay got that open nothing else secretive up there I'm Josh guessing okay I'm gonna move forward that's a good argument that's real good that's very convincing I'm not gonna listen to you oh ho ho ho just barely I don't think I still have a suit do I oh hi come on shoot shoot now sit down the Sheep okay did I get it who is alive oh my god those people wait who am I supposed to kill you you guys you part of the kill squad I'm not gonna win this wait who's part of it how many people are part of it that's what I don't understand I guess I gotta jump down okay there's something I've got don't do glory kills I forgot about that there I go doing another glory kill there we go okay now I'm getting hurt by the radiation oh there we go okay that went well yes I got that and I guess technically I'm still fine on the radiation front okay there's a way around and then way back around okay I think my radiation suit just died his weight down to okay so there's something down here yeah oh that's a cute boy that's pretty good okay it keeps popping me back up here and now that I have no radiation suit there's gonna be a bit more of a challenge oh god this is a dead end well then why did I come here how do I get out of here oh oh oh I didn't see this oh well to the herd chamber thanks don't mind me sitting in the poison goo it's fine actually good stay Steven not get hurt oh we did oh never mind I guess he's just gonna give it to me oh no it was a trap can I see I can't see I can't see okay nice flip dude who needs the machine-gun anymore who needs the machine-gun ever no one no one ever needs it this is all you had ever need oh that is the good stuff oh yeah Louise piddly guns you would have those oh it is that my that's the same as the one I have right here well if if every soldier on this planet has that gun they should have no excuse this thing is a is a freaking bolt rifle from 40 K which I'm gonna compare everything in this game too apparently rightio it I did that nothing else in this game in this level this reminds me of the BFG division dormant state to nearby control terminals will need to be manually activated to restore well that seems rather arbitrary and only slightly but whatever getting to the other guns that going up to seven and eight is gonna be difficult oh well is this all I have to do to I really just have to throw this switch when having to be kicking out of all this technology oh oh oh oh oh poor baby oh no your big stupid heart need to find an alternate routing just die you whoa oh you duck right at the last second that's not fair how tough is this thing not tough enough is the answer alright give me this Oh new friends no I'm actually low on ammo what is that that was not worth it was not worth it at all I need you to give me your things there we go that's a little sloppy definitely didn't keep my armor up on that fight but what can you do all right what did I miss out on nothing yeah give me do upgrade what was this a secret really this is a secret mobile turret ooh oh my god Oh a shield oh this is what Hugo was yelling at me to do the whole time is like use your shield that I'm like shield who any shield in yeah whatever yeah shield that that sounds great I'm a frickin shield of course why would I not do that hey Vega can you keep these things coming because I really appreciate it oh that's why would you not do that why would you never do that that's so useful oh how long is it last damn that lasts a long time I don't know if he'll absorbs damage the entire time it's open but that is really convenient that is supremely convenient there's something else over here and I've missed oh it was locked duh it was a reason why I couldn't go over there oh my oh oh Sarah there's a turret there there's a totem somewhere okay you this give me that where is I got a play where's the totem is that like a oh that looks like a pit of death where's the totem I don't see the totem I'm oh there it is oh so I do have to keep going this way give me something to shoot give me something to hook OOP that would be instant death oh my God look at that Sarlacc pit oh office and there's the totem I got a mail it I think yep I sure do where'd you go you all right you lose oh I'm so mobile I feel so good about myself and everything I've been doing where am I going where am I going I made it over here apparently I didn't know if I was supposed to go here wait a minute oh there's something up there oh wait no no no I see it I see it there's a window out there that I can get up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nice alright and then whoa hey bud looks like you're one of the dudes that lost the fight unfortunate for you hey thanks thanks pal dude this Red Bull is making my stomach go insane oh I've got so many curdles in my girdles is there something up here that I can get to hello who is this a secret yeah it's looks secretive this looks fun wall was here was there a point to this can I step on this I definitely see something up there yep yep yes yes I even hi wahoo you I see go go go yes yes yes I love it except I don't was I supposed to just jump up here oh my god I was I'm supposed to be able to just jump up there then what was the point of all that fun maneuvering oh there's a wall oh there was a wall climb out damn oh I'm so dumb oh my goodness at least I'm gonna be able to get this running start hope yep yep yep nice oh look at that main theme Doom 3 main theme hell yeah hell yeah thank you what do we have here oh don't mind if I ruin yeah the long-range glory kill that's just like convenience how are you not dead hey how many do you mean are you Fanning yourself yeah don't flatter yourself Wow I got posin sorry bud all right whew yeah anything down there oh I do have a radiation meter interesting I didn't even notice that before oh yeah I'll stand up standing the radiation goop understanding the fecal River here on my knee ooh I want that now how do you get that how do get it how do I do hmm Oh over here god I'm so stupid hello okay so we've got kind of wall to climb there huh okay is there anything up here that I need to know about her am I really just going for this I think I'm just going for this oh hey there you are how are you doing good to see you you one of my friends that died a long time ago yeah don't worry still killing the demons you know how it do oh it's a thankless job that never stops she's is de Visser ated all right pretty good pretty good all in this I forgot about the speed boost after a glory kill like that all right got the keys so now all I need to do is get back to the place open up these bad boys jump over these if there's anything special that I missed one last combat zone and then Bob's my uncle I'm stop it I don't want it I don't want it I don't want it oh god I'm a little too close to you okay out of here was there anything in there lalala I missed a secret back there you're not gonna give me this oh no back there no yeah I'm good okay ow god damn it listen you're an now there's a new one alright so there's something over here something oh oh wondering about my loved ones rights that's what I'm doing oh I'm all the way back here which means that I can go here it's all coming together baby it's all coming together where am I going oh I didn't know where I was going with that one I'm confused cuz I don't remember why there was secrets here oh they're interesting all right hmm okay now why did I come here this is the question of the day don't think that you can dead all right where am I oh I'm here oh my goodness I'm stuck on a rock yeah I don't know where the Slayer room is but I got the Slayer key so where is the there she blows all right I still need to get that and I still need to get that so I just got to figure out how to open those and I'm good but let me just go ahead and go to the Slayer gate hey fast-travel unlocked finally all right and I get to go through the tunnel of doom literally the tunnel of doom I got a funny feeling there's gonna be like totems in this to power people up there's gonna be extra surprises it's gonna be all kinds of nutty in here but I'm gonna go in with my Gatling gun first and foremost yeah I need okay let me get you whoa god oh my god what oh god I really screwed up literally every part of that yep okay dude I do not need that for you guys cool that's how you get a whole mess of stuff oh stop it stop it you sassy sue bull where am I multiple hell nights one a piece of this well you can have it sir whoa get out of my way what he'll get out of my way whoa I hate laughs look all right cool good that's how we're gonna do this okay let me get the big guns out once piece wants peace wants peace who wants peace come on you get a piece not that that was necessary boy you're dead you are gonna get a whole lot of this and then you are gonna get a whole lot of this done easy fun good smooth smooth like baby bottom smooth like bottom of a baby getting really good okay so what have I missed in the grand scheme of things not too much let's go back to mix some square so there's something some at the beginning of this some mole oh here we go how did I miss that he'll girth part one he'll growth cancer like gross reproduction rates outpatient they've freaking it an exorbitant level okay dude do demons do demons have sex do they so the thing they need to worry about I don't even know ah that war not quite here we go tada finally made it there oh hey welcome to the party BAM hi how you doing anyway goodbye thank you thank you I'll see you around thanks for standing here for probably a million years all right what about the lower area energy station oh I still haven't done a ton of stuff there I think I've gotten most of the collectibles though alright I think I go to the energy station and that's when I get what I need to go here did I activate the other side of the energy station did I do that I did not do that did I just go on a complete side path oh here God a barrette so stupid I am dumb is the answer to that question I'm just very dumb right I'm supposed to put the keys and the whole reason I got the keys of course of course yes the keys right the keys in the goop the goop whole point in your goop whole point thank you oh yeah now you're forced to open your mouth airshaft do you mean lungs is this the things lungs is that why it's a mouth because it's breathing here because that's how hell works loves to breathe alright cool I'm going in the hell hole oh it is an air shaft well I see nothing here another hole dude I love falling hole hi oh it's the thing there you go alright there you have it oh no oh oh oh oh no oh no oh you're about to get a little shock treatment yeah let's do that yeah you know what I'm all for that but those great that sounds really great there you go there you go oh no oh oh all mm-hmm where hello here how hey stop it am I actually supposed to be running here okay I bet there's gonna be secrets on the way no actually I grabbed all the secrets didn't I ow okay oh really you're gonna have buttholes the whole way through aren't you you sack of crap uh-huh I would have thought the music would be a little more amped up for this all right easy-peasy whoa you know what actually goodbye you know how that yeah i'll rip and tear nice dead huh oh i have a timer maybe I should have been paying attention that I guess they would have all blown up anyway all right any secrets secrets see I didn't even explore that area that's fine oh there we go apparently I'm out oh damn you had a bad day god I hope that was connected to your balls God is there just a big sack like a huge set of demon balls just floating out there oh hell yeah oh hell yeah Oh completion that's why they call me the completion er always every time yes yes yes killing it killing it why did I say that I wasn't gonna go for collections it is fun to go for collections in this game it really is I don't know why I thought that I wouldn't this is actually fun I'm super about this I'm actually gonna have to go back to the old levels and get all this stuff that I didn't get just because I see can I even go back to the old levels is that even a thing that I can do probably not you know wasn't even considering it Hara was just flying on by not taking life you know while I was here dr. Samuel Hayden dr. Aden that dr. Hayden the dr. Hayden that put me away in purgatory and then to the last game that I somehow mysteriously escaped from and I don't remember quite how that happened that dr. Hayden where's he been this whole time where's he been hiding out where's he been where has he been in an unbelievable turn of events the super gore nest has been destroyed reports from arc personnel in the field say that they have seen a significant decrease in demonic activity across the globe many believe this is proof that the dooms lair himself has in fact joined a resistance effort and has successfully eliminated key figures within the ranks of the challenged operatives working inside the UAC contest organization claim that the leader of that division priest daya Cranach was in fact removed from his office recently by the salir himself as key leadership within the mortally challenged continued to fall we are seeing a decreased threat from the demons on all fronts this has given the resistance advantage the UAC continues to deny any knowledge of his existence as surviving members of the arc Network it is the belief of this station that these reports are in fact true we believe the Slayer has joined us in the battle against the demons nice anyone still listening to this broadcast know that there is hope and he is out there I mean whatever must have happened I must have just gotten out of whatever purgatory I was in trapped by Samuel Hayden gotten this facility and then started kicking ass because it was like as soon as I was on the scene a priest was dead I got in there whop BAP gone and now already a second priest is dead within a day so I'm beginning to suspect oh I can mission select I only missed one point there and one toy there I get 60 I've been nailing most of it actually I've been actually getting it but I won't go back right now but I will go spend some of my do daddy points I think that's the technical term for them they are do daddy points I will get you soon I will get you soon on maker boy I will get you soon I think I'm gonna go for the weapon mods oh yeah come here there you go why did you hide these away from me come on don't be so silly all right um I guess I could switch this over to micro missiles to be perfectly honest I think I actually might be better now that I have like the chain gun and then the the are bolused for the big old real gun I should start using that as the sniper more yeah now that's a bolt gun there's a lot of demonic symbolism hmm unless that's a holy symbol maybe it is I'm gonna save two of my doo-dads so that I can have Sentinel batteries on hand just in case there's any particular reason that I would need them okay without further ado let's go to wherever the hell we're going in now arc complex or the AR C having destroyed the super Gordon s the hunt for the remaining help priest continues unable to identify his position due to the con makers interference you travel to the AR C complex headquarters of the armored resist Coalition in search of duck your Samuel Haydon leader of the human resistance on earth and the only person capable of finding the heinel priest interesting so he's now the leader of the resistance because he used to be you AC got a bone with a Sammy boy what did you do about that's probably not good doesn't bode well for me fine oh-kay down I go ow point love it I'm getting so in the zone with this kind of stuff that I just I kind of like tune it out because I'm just enjoying myself so if I stop screaming like an idiot during these moments just remember it's uh having fun except for you you boom bullet punch I always forget about you it's it because the normal melee is such a wimpy baby did I fly the secret how did is it I didn't know that was a thing where did that one come from wah bah bah bah bah wah ah you want to play don't you I marry you what come here where are you ah too late for you easy peasy give me a challenge hey but hey look a challenge did I say challenge I meant absolutely no problem whatsoever come on give me something to blood punch the pawing my butt ow and that that was unfortunate her yet music is getting good news is getting good Oh things are getting spicy oh my ow you stop that nonsense whoa this one's just a lot of fighting and I like it damn it miss that ooh I like it a lot I like it a lot I like it a lot enlightening you sing I'll see about that hello hi could you hoarding all these supplies for me thanks bud thanks big bud this one whoa what do we got there oh this looks like a big payload kind of day yeah there's nothing left after that I think this is the kind of level where they're like all right so you've learned a lot of the tricks you know a lot of the basic recipes let's just throw a whole bunch of stuff at ya and smooth down I go see how you fare nice huh interesting just gonna give up like that huh just gonna fall over and die are you oh oh what am i oh I'm in sludge that's why I can't move good I'm gonna yeah whoa hey ow okay that's no good all right interesting interesting oh that went well and by well I mean I goofed it who dropped all this goop on the ground sure is detrimental for my abilities here oh you didn't do so good so am I too late in the whole rescue and Samuel Hayden thing or is he just a baby anyway and he just flopped over and died that's the question that I'm asking I'm beginning to say that he is not a baby because his robot body seemed to be pretty tough so if he went down something bad happened okay sounds good how do I do that Oh ever boink oh why did I do that whoa it's a cyber mag Lluis okay so I need I need blood punch for you that's right but for now I don't have blood punch ready so I'm just gonna go with the plain old regular punch there we go sorry but didn't have a blood punch for you so you just had to eat your own guts which is fine you probably don't mind that I love it whoa ah damnit that looks bad and that was what matters looking good in this game God look at the bar the progress bar I've killed so many demons and I've only gotten one in 2/3 of a bar done this level is gonna be immense die kill me there we go and there's gotta be a there's so many secrets in there all right I passed one there but that looks like I need to get to that zone first so hello I don't know what that was that exploded behind me but I'm not gonna worry about it remote detonate I don't really need it but I guess I can get it but I don't need it but if I have to I'll get it oh speaking of I haven't unlocked my points I haven't used any of my weapon blah who do you think you are friend a friend a friend friend don't just don't even bother okay okay that seems good runes I've got aura suit I got ten suit points sure health sure cooldown sure sure why not give it to me cool all right there's more secrets here stuff up that's why I gotta be able to get up somehow looks like there's something above huh okay so there is supposed to be some kind of uh whoa there's a staircase oh well that seems pretty obvious now that you just pointed out to me I thought that was gonna be some roundabout way I'm so used to butthole land but didn't know that it was this gonna be there Oh cue ball why do you even exist what demon made you who bang doin demon land to make one of you because you are not intelligently designed the one-night-stand gone wrong and demon University what is this January 24th 2163 there is no chance we have blood samples pulled from the Mars base event that show his blood type is a B+ he is male with a genome that makes him very much a member of the human race but the enhanced strength speed and athleticism would indicate otherwise but we can see from the blood samples that there are foreign bodies present of unknown origin I cannot as a contributing member of the scientific community agree with the assumption by some of my colleagues that he is for lack of a better word a God an avenging angel the right hand of doom here to save humanity from its sins but I cannot ignore that the timing of his arrival the identity of his enemies the fire and brimstone element to this catastrophe me currently find ourselves in as it has definitely shaken my scientific resolve yeah okay well I'm no God but man I am handsome so you got to look out for that one I am just a wrecking ball of pure testosterone bowling my way in here and you cannot stop me ah let's do the mobile turret I don't know what good it'll do maybe if I just need to get some major fire power down on something look at that oh my god oh my god okay yeah that's overkill where am I going nito there's something underneath mate Oh Epping master idk FA was that like the ammo one I think not her century it was I think that was ammo and keys can't remember I used to have all those super memorized was I supposed to do that I don't know felt like the right thing to do okay so there hi well didn't mean a blood punch but apparently I did you know III blood punch time now immediately gonna get a Cyberman campus how do I get there wait let's go back this back turn there's is a key there that somehow I missed how did I miss that I'll punch a slayer gate I got that oh there you are okay oh nothing noise noise alright let's do this I'm ready for a slayer game let's do this easy peasy easy peace me kachunk thank you i've thought of me year all right what do we got oh my goodness is that a cyberdemon are you kidding me that's a sigh Bodie mo oh my god oh my God where am I hopefully what the hell happened I could not see a goddamn thing oh my god is a cyber demo holy the big boy is big boy ours here oh my god what are you doing down there get out here eat that please eat your medicine oh it's too savvy demos oh my god I need some fodder please oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Oh big boy goes down hard blood Bunch please boo you are a soul pure big these guys are no joke let's get my yes baby yes Babu oh I was so close to getting you with that God you are just a face full of evil okay I need to oh no he's dead never mind whoop oh you oh gods you're a boss batshit give me you give me give me give me you freeze you get shot come on shot shot oh god I got I got hit damn it okay all right you want dance book Oh that was fun that was fun that was a fun one I was fun that was plain old fun no joke that was just fun I love that Oh some good everybody Oh some good my friends I did die I will admit I did die and that is unfortunate I did die however that's what the 1ups are for and that's why I collected them but that was fun Oh No god damn it all right Samuel baby let's see if I can save you from whatever hell you're in BAM now you don't want to come down here my dude I don't know why you felt the need to jump into your own death but hey save me the trouble all right blood punch it is then or anything in here yes how can I have it there's something down there hmm let me in let me then over here here yes easy easy easy easy lor the ark enter global mill available our armored response coalition is designed with the sole purpose contacting blablabla Haydn overseeing all aspects of the air sea weapon tech development said about repurposing the USC facility as many votes were unaffected by the invasion due to the remote location side levels Oh automated security operate by powerful Aird design for weapon to zelban and mass production meaning they could be repurposed overnight well that's obviously convenient that's auspiciously convenient efficiency redefined innovation for a new age io logisitics manufacture oh hi yes give me please this is for the health for blood I like it seems like I'm gonna be getting a lot more blood punches Jam Samantha Sam Sam Sammy Bob Amy where the hell am i jumping to what where the hell am i jumping to oh here we go bunk what are you doing in there what are you crazy kids doing in there what are you nuts Oh kids doing BAM whoa no not that what yep that one yes did I do it okay talking about me 0:05 subject analysis of Doom's lair February 2nd 2163 maybe he is a god hey maybe he represents humankind's range their will to persevere to overcome that which would threaten our survival and he is uncompromising a relentless beam of violence that knows no mention of the hesitation shown by our many leaders and politicians during our time of judgment can he overcome them alone if he can't we as a species all species will not survive okay yes sir no pressure these gods laying it on thick there doctor whatever your name was I can't really remember that's a bit of a stretch unless this works out like back no that's not right little weird hope damn it god damn god damn damn it Tim damn a dimmadome Doug's Dale dimmadome what-what-what-what I knew it I have to do I'm just getting there go nope I don't know what I have to do apparently oh I see there's another wall over there right it's gotta play the world's biggest game of hopscotch whoop whoop what Bob got it but there's also window there that's definitely not something I could break but there's the hint of green in there that just makes me want to go for it ah nope didn't work at all apparently yum point boink okay I made it here hi goodbye done well I'm full on armor so I can't exactly take advantage of all the delicious deliciousness that you're giving to me who is this lady who are you you just may I you just a robo listen you're getting on my nerves well you've toned it down there I came out the womb Sinan arrived in the sense of ejaculation what he targeted God I don't like you there's something down there I want it oh yes why did I come down here I dunno but I Here I am is this where I was supposed to go oh I thought this was like a secret path hi goodbye I am sir secret feel like this this feels like the place for a secret but apparently not all right damn they died so good Oh of so many demos I love it BAM you born to die my friend oh that that was spicy that was a spicy move my friend not bad please give me a challenge I'm starting to snooze here oh wow you're lucky you're lucky I was out of RAM row you're lucky my dude you're lucky very very lucky Oh what do we have here Samuel Hayden all right sit oh that looks fun that looks fun in 21:50 following the loss of communication between the Earth and Mars based facilities UAC director dr. Samuel Hayden suddenly resurfaced on earth before the a.n council the demonic invasion of Earth had already begun and dr. Hayden had arrived just in time to provide aid he supplied the resistance armies with argent technology and advanced armaments taking helm on the newly formed a RC as lead director dr. Aidan's tactical and scientific acumen were invaluable to the war effort and as soon as given full command over there all resistance efforts by the global council the AARC engaged the demons with bleeding-edge tech exosuits and heavy frame battle mechs but found themselves fighting a losing battle operation hull breaker was Samuels final plan a powerful counter-attack that ultimately ended in failure his robotic torso retrieved by a RC soldier Samuel has now tended to and monitor by skeleton crew of scientists they have been given contingency orders to safeguard his body along with the crucible obtained on Mars you know Sammy boy this wouldn't have been such a problem if you had to put me away in stasis he better have some answers you better have some good answers ain't gonna tolerate no nonsense answers oh oh hey wait wait wait hang on a second not how this is supposed to go oh my god I'm losing incredibly geez okay I failed even though I just killed him damn it all right I wasn't ready for the big boy I didn't have my big gun capable of taking big boys out out all right big boy oh he's dead oh he's so dead already I'm gonna go straight from you to you Oh God that better have not knocked off my time get over here done easy you know if I actually use my big guns that do a lot of big boy damage I actually do a lot of big boy damage as it turns out that's just firing BFG lasers please tell me those are just blasting BFG blasts into the sky that's awesome all right where am I headed is will hi bye bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye how about bye-bye what else that one much that last fight went much worse than I had anticipated hi oh I have no ammo there oh this is embarrassing oh this oh this is oh god that's embarrassing that's really embarrassing that bow is really embarrassing Oh goodbye goodbye oh wow I must have missed something back there I did oh hey in here hi Oh laughs whoopee laughs she who would lash I hate you I hate you whiplash you're really annoying but a good fighter I guess and that's what matters right hello and whatever not gonna use it anyway Tachi yeah what is this thing that's zapping me with energy like this not him you silly Billie's okay sure whatever you say freak okay down ya down oh that's funny okay wait now that was a funny joke that was pretty funny okay I like that oh come on that was like a super Death Punch how many more bullets see you need you plasma hogs in spicy spicy Oh getting so spicy forgive me you thank you woof what can I get this over there oh my goodness holy crap Ola it's getting dicey holy crap where am I I don't want none of this whoa hey buddy hey are you doing Wow no wrong attachment wrong attachment nailed it nailed it baby nailed it okay got you gonna get you it's gonna get you five wrong guy to go would never mind he's dead perfect guy to go up against by come on blood punch that's the only thing that the mechanics like it's never really solidified for me cuz I mean I get the concept of a y-you so my god man those whiplashes they are tough stuff well yeah the way bam guns oh this feels so good to be at this level that's just like this aggressive just breakneck pace of everything everything is coming at yet a million oh this feels good this is what they were building towards and I know it now oh I'm so close well you need a blood but I do not have a blood punch ready oh my god they wanted me to get this a lot sooner than I had it you come here all dead so debri things dead come in she pictures Christmas oh my god the rage is real the rage is so real oh my god with my bare hands who's alive who's left nobody jiminy Christmas good god that was pure destruction the entire time okay okay who the arc part - the arc begin running operations from the mobile commands carriers he born command character designed for long-range strategy operations which would serve as arc HQ their primary objective to locate the source of the hell growth infestation and in doing so shutting down the emergence of hell portals and closing the gate between dimensions at the heart of the armored court Response Coalition is an aggressive research and development program in pursuit of new military technologies as part of dr. Hayden's commitment UAC resources under his direction including some of the most powerful AI ever created have been deployed in service of weapon developments designed to face the health threat ahead on all right interesting however unfortunately I'm out of time for this episode it looks like we're gonna confront Samuel Hayden get to the bottom of the mystery of where I was who I am and I'm human so I think that's what they're doing because before it was saying that the doom Slayer was some alien species person but now it's like I'm verifiably human so it must be tying this doom guy into the doom guy from the original games somehow and I bet it's gonna be kind of contrived but I think I'm gonna like it I don't know if I like it as much as an internal badass that's on a quest for vengeance for being betrayed and making a mistake a big deal with the devil however the game's fun and at the end of the day it's a game so thank you everybody so much for watching check out more doom that I played in the description below and other games that I played across my channel subscribe for more and ring the bell if you want to know exactly when the next video is gonna come out leave a like if you enjoyed the video and you're enjoying the series so far because I am thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye\n"