The Ultimate Zombie Survival Kit? Think Again!

Be the perfect thing for protection it says right here it's a zombie outbreak survival kit first thing that I noticed is something this small I don't think he going to really protect you from absolutely anything maybe a paper cut you want a paper cut zombie cuz that's all I'm going to be able to do with this packet. The problem is there's so many different types of zombies you can't be prepared to fight them all I'm a to save myself there's no way.

So, I watched this trailer of this show called "iZombie" which I was like "wao okay iZombie just makes sense in the show". This girl Liv she works at a morg she somehow became a zombie because she went to a then she got scratched now she is Undead but what is crazy is she doesn't actually seem like a zombie and that's where I'm kind of getting a little bit nervous. What if there's people walking around right now that are actually zombies when she eats someone's brain she works in a morg so obviously she has access to brains totally normal.

She gets Visions from this person's brain and that completely just creeps me out like I am I'm not okay with that girl you stay back anyway let's unbox this I'm really excited to see the show it starts March 17th at 9:00 on the CW and let me tell you what I will be the first one watching it because I need to know how to protect myself. First steps first in our zombie survival kit to protect myself from live oh my God it's it's a CD ROM it's a freaking CD ROM is this going to protect me from anything.

The only thing that this is going to do is be completely worthless because my computer currently does not even have a place that I can even stick this what's this this looks like oh perfect some caution what am I going to do this will just let me tell other people that hey caution there's a zombie outbreak happening caution caution worthless. What's next oh this is um a toe tag what's this going to do absolutely nothing.

Pardon me, zombie can you please back up cuz I've got some playing cards here they might be a little bit dangerous I know you're quite afraid of this what are you you not going to save my life what else do we have in here emergency use only this is a bite kit it's got sterilizing wipes a gauze pad and a cotton swab.

This little tiny Q-tip this is not going to do anything oh pardon me zombie maybe I could clean out your ear maybe you've got a little speck of makeup here that's not going to do anything that's not going to Save a Life. Oh, a sterilizing gauze pad this this is just this is not even I can't even I'm not sure if you guys have ever seen zombie bites before but let me tell you what honey this ain't cutting it.

It says right here everything that I need to survive a zombie infestation oh God I think I the best bet is probably to become friends with Liv. What's this oh Hallelujah we have we've got a pin maybe I'll wear this on my jacket just to let everyone know that I don't even I don't like shut up. We're getting into the really really good stuff we've got stickers there's a there's been a zombie outbreak oh can't you see can't you see there's stickers all over if you're a zombie this is going to stop you from doing anything no do you guys not know how this works.

Look at this a zombie disposal unit this is just absolute ludicrous I am so upset I really thought I was going to be able to survive oh hold on we've got some more paper I will oh great okay here you guys don't know anything you don't know anything this is the most disappointing thing that I've ever oh okay this is a lot of text this is a lot of textt.

You're not going to survive so you should probably prep and learn the text prior to uh prior to set infestation absolutely unbelievable well guys uh that's it if you were thinking about making a zombie survival kit what things would you put in the kit I'll tell you what things not to put in the kit anything that I have just mentioned in this video anyway.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey guys how's it going so one of my favorite things to watch on TV or movies or anything is is zombie shows I love them so much I'm kind of slightly obsessed so obsessed with the fact that I got this let say a zombie emergency kit so in case there was a zombie outbreak you haven't noticed I'm actually traveling so I'm in a hotel right now if I were traveling and there's a zombie apocalypse or something I I needed to protect myself I thought this would be the perfect thing for protection it says right here it's a zombie outbreak survival kit first thing that I noticed is something this small I don't think he going to really protect you from absolutely anything maybe a paper cut you want a paper cut zombie cuz that's all I'm going to be able to do with this packet the problem is there's so many different types of zombies you can't be prepared to fight them all I'm a to save myself there's no way so I watched this trailer of this show called ey zombie which I was like wao okay ey zombie I Justine completely makes sense in the show this girl Liv she works at a morg she somehow became a zombie because she went to a then she got scratched now she is Undead but what is crazy is she doesn't actually seem like a zombie and that's where I'm kind of getting a little bit a little bit nervous what if there's people walking around right now that are actually zombies when she eats someone's brain she works in a morg so obviously she has access to brains totally normal she gets Visions from this person's brain and that completely just creeps me out like I am I'm not okay with that girl you stay back anyway let's unbox this I'm really excited to see the show it starts March 17th at 9:00 on the CW and let me tell you what I will be the first one watching it because I need to know how to protect myself first steps first in our zombie survival kit to protect myself from live oh my God it's it's a CD ROM it's a freaking CD ROM is this going to protect me from anything the only thing that this is going to do is be completely worthlessly because my computer currently does not even have a place that I can even stick this what's this this looks like oh perfect some caution what am I going to do this will just let me tell other people that hey caution there's a zombie outbreak happening caution caution worthless what's next oh this is um a toe tag what's this going to do absolutely nothing what we have next boy this is going to be super freaking helpful some cards this will not do anything pardon me zombie can you please back up cuz I've got some playing cards here they might be a little bit dangerous I know you're quite afraid of this what are you you not going to save my life what else do we have in here emergency use only this is a bite kit it's got sterilizing wipe a gauze pad and a cotton swab this little tiny Q-tip this is not going to do anything oh pardon me zombie maybe I could clean out your ear maybe you've got a little speck of makeup here that's not going to do anything that's not going to Save a Life oh a sterilizing gauze pad this this is just this is not even I can't even I literally can't even I'm not sure if you guys have ever seen zombie bites before but let me tell you what honey this ain't cutting it it says right here everything that I need to survive a zombie infestation oh God I think I the best bet is probably to become friends with Liv what's this oh Hallelujah we have we've got a pin maybe I'll wear this on my jacket just to let everyone know that I don't even I don't like shut up we're getting into the really really good stuff we've got stickers there's a there's been a zombie outbreak oh can't you see can't you see there's stickers all over if you're a zombie this is going to stop you from doing anything no do you guys not know how this works look at this a zombie disposal unit this is just absolute ludicrous I am so upset I really thought I was going to be able to survive oh hold on we've got some more paper I will oh great okay here you guys don't know anything you don't know anything this is the most disappointing thing that I've ever oh okay this is a lot of text this is a lot of textt you're not going to survive so you should probably prep and learn the text prior to uh prior to set infestation absolutely unbelievable well guys uh that's it if you were thinking about making a zombie survival kit what things would you put in the kit I'll tell you what things not to put in the kit anything that I have just mentioned in this video anyway that's it eyes zombie premieres March 17th 98 Central I'll definitely be watching it because I feel like I might have a new favorite show I'm going to go because I now have to clean up everything that I just threw all over my room just I I'm in shock right now absolute shock you cannot call yourself a zombie survival kit because what you can call yourself you can call yourself a liehey guys how's it going so one of my favorite things to watch on TV or movies or anything is is zombie shows I love them so much I'm kind of slightly obsessed so obsessed with the fact that I got this let say a zombie emergency kit so in case there was a zombie outbreak you haven't noticed I'm actually traveling so I'm in a hotel right now if I were traveling and there's a zombie apocalypse or something I I needed to protect myself I thought this would be the perfect thing for protection it says right here it's a zombie outbreak survival kit first thing that I noticed is something this small I don't think he going to really protect you from absolutely anything maybe a paper cut you want a paper cut zombie cuz that's all I'm going to be able to do with this packet the problem is there's so many different types of zombies you can't be prepared to fight them all I'm a to save myself there's no way so I watched this trailer of this show called ey zombie which I was like wao okay ey zombie I Justine completely makes sense in the show this girl Liv she works at a morg she somehow became a zombie because she went to a then she got scratched now she is Undead but what is crazy is she doesn't actually seem like a zombie and that's where I'm kind of getting a little bit a little bit nervous what if there's people walking around right now that are actually zombies when she eats someone's brain she works in a morg so obviously she has access to brains totally normal she gets Visions from this person's brain and that completely just creeps me out like I am I'm not okay with that girl you stay back anyway let's unbox this I'm really excited to see the show it starts March 17th at 9:00 on the CW and let me tell you what I will be the first one watching it because I need to know how to protect myself first steps first in our zombie survival kit to protect myself from live oh my God it's it's a CD ROM it's a freaking CD ROM is this going to protect me from anything the only thing that this is going to do is be completely worthlessly because my computer currently does not even have a place that I can even stick this what's this this looks like oh perfect some caution what am I going to do this will just let me tell other people that hey caution there's a zombie outbreak happening caution caution worthless what's next oh this is um a toe tag what's this going to do absolutely nothing what we have next boy this is going to be super freaking helpful some cards this will not do anything pardon me zombie can you please back up cuz I've got some playing cards here they might be a little bit dangerous I know you're quite afraid of this what are you you not going to save my life what else do we have in here emergency use only this is a bite kit it's got sterilizing wipe a gauze pad and a cotton swab this little tiny Q-tip this is not going to do anything oh pardon me zombie maybe I could clean out your ear maybe you've got a little speck of makeup here that's not going to do anything that's not going to Save a Life oh a sterilizing gauze pad this this is just this is not even I can't even I literally can't even I'm not sure if you guys have ever seen zombie bites before but let me tell you what honey this ain't cutting it it says right here everything that I need to survive a zombie infestation oh God I think I the best bet is probably to become friends with Liv what's this oh Hallelujah we have we've got a pin maybe I'll wear this on my jacket just to let everyone know that I don't even I don't like shut up we're getting into the really really good stuff we've got stickers there's a there's been a zombie outbreak oh can't you see can't you see there's stickers all over if you're a zombie this is going to stop you from doing anything no do you guys not know how this works look at this a zombie disposal unit this is just absolute ludicrous I am so upset I really thought I was going to be able to survive oh hold on we've got some more paper I will oh great okay here you guys don't know anything you don't know anything this is the most disappointing thing that I've ever oh okay this is a lot of text this is a lot of textt you're not going to survive so you should probably prep and learn the text prior to uh prior to set infestation absolutely unbelievable well guys uh that's it if you were thinking about making a zombie survival kit what things would you put in the kit I'll tell you what things not to put in the kit anything that I have just mentioned in this video anyway that's it eyes zombie premieres March 17th 98 Central I'll definitely be watching it because I feel like I might have a new favorite show I'm going to go because I now have to clean up everything that I just threw all over my room just I I'm in shock right now absolute shock you cannot call yourself a zombie survival kit because what you can call yourself you can call yourself a lie\n"