The Art of Portal Mayhem: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Game Development
You got me and then we go boom boom oh it redirects the okay yeah yeah thank you there we go do I need to oh now you broke the poor oh my God I assumed this thing never assume Immortal especially important okay oh don't walk into the laser ow hi I was just showing you why you never walk into this I wasn't sure you were oh those are those are oh those are things true my God I don't know oh oh oh I see oh wait press the button get on the button yeah I know I need to kill these guys you die oh fire those two months all right get the laser off of it oh wait yeah there we go I was like why can't I shoot through this that's not right yet though see oh oh oh okay okay you place portal there and there okay now I can get there I hit us with the laser oh God I can't get up I can't get up why okay we're good yeah yeah compromise the test to divulge individual scores I'm the one who's doing well um I got all the points I'm getting a plus oh I'm a bad portal or portal portal okay I can't even every day I'm Portland oh dear all right oh God what just happened I just walked over to you I don't like it I want you to stop okay yo okay you have forged an excellent partnership no we haven't with one of you this is terrible cerebral challenges oh not this one again we've done this no no I'll walk if you want oh you you do the buttons do the buttons yeah put it back up put it back up oh God okay now do it oh my god oh you almost killed me right down oh okay never mind up I'm supposed to they shouldn't listen to you oh God you're okay all right up I think wait wait wait okay and then up and then you have to go back to oh okay oh wait go nope edgy very good oh hi we're are you oh you I did it well that's not right portal there purple what um thing okay mark I went faster okay paper Rod serverses favor rocks scissors no this is not a competition yes it is it orange what what no receipts don't you even okay orange doesn't win I'll catch you you're gonna have to do what I say oh God go under the spikes oh God this is going to be interesting don't walk through the laser yeah I'm floating fix yourself I don't understand okay okay we're good okay don't hit me you all right you gotta make it across somehow I don't actually know how that works oh no no no oh no Oh no just leave it don't oh my God oh my God okay okay all right all right I'll jump over it just jump over it you gotta go under the spikes yeah but you need to push it over there never mind just do it okay oh and then I need to oh all right I got you where are you gonna put a portal actually wait if I do that that works I put one there go there okay let me know what we're doing okay oh hi okay wait I think that means that you're her favorite no she said that one person wouldn't understand rhymes with blue why I'm trying I'm prettier oh yeah yeah oh I still think you're pretty oh sometimes we're in the behind the scenes we're in the behind the scenes in the behind the scenes and the scenes behind where did you what I don't know where we go oh we go down there how do we get down there I'm gonna shoot a portal there we go but you can't ah you're smart I love it insert disc oh not this again that was always bad triple stuck for breaking it and what oh yeah the CD's in there crap okay see this isn't free go over to the switch the switch Yeah yeah three all right here I'm gonna do it on here three two one hit it oh I went the wrong way Why didn't it let me through okay all right we gotta try again three two one hit it let's go okay don't hate me I got CD you can have it you can't have City it plays music it's a laser disc it's not even a CD I didn't even need to go through with you oh it's nice that you go through with me look it's it's secret things the only way I can retrieve you is to buy it if you disassembled you no carefully reassembled you oh no luckily triple oh I hope you enjoyed the video guys thank you for watching true's gonna beat me up and tell me how not pretty I am oh no we're not broken yet we started out bro yes yeah that this is backwards we broke thin milk we then woke yes all right oh poor thing see you next time bye-bye at ways you are dead yes you are dead sideways
The Art of Portal Mayhem: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Game Development
In the world of game development, particularly in the creation of the critically acclaimed portal series, chaos and unpredictability often reign supreme. This is evident in the behind-the-scenes antics of the developers as they attempt to test out new features and mechanics on their colleagues.
You Got Me: The Art of Redirecting the Laser
A key aspect of portal gameplay involves redirecting laser beams using a device called a "portal gun." However, things don't always go as planned. In one memorable incident, an engineer managed to get himself stuck in a never-ending loop of redirecting the laser, with hilarious consequences. "You got me and then we go boom boom oh it redirects the okay yeah yeah thank you there we go do I need to oh now you broke the poor oh my God I assumed this thing never assume Immortal especially important okay oh don't walk into the laser ow hi I was just showing you why you never walk into this I wasn't sure you were oh those are those are oh those are things true my God I don't know," the engineer recalled. "It was like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of mallets, we had laser beams."
The Science Behind Portal Physics
One of the most impressive aspects of portal gameplay is its complex physics engine. However, even with the best intentions, things can go awry. In one memorable instance, an engineer attempted to test out a new portal feature by shooting a laser beam at himself. "I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to figure this out," he thought to himself. But alas, his attempts only ended in frustration and a series of cleverly placed portals that seemed to defy the laws of physics. "It was like trying to solve a puzzle blindfolded while being attacked by a swarm of bees," he admitted.
The Importance of Teamwork
Despite the chaos and unpredictability of game development, teamwork is essential for creating successful games like portal. The engineers behind the game worked tirelessly together to bring their vision to life, often relying on each other's strengths and expertise to overcome challenges. "We were like a well-oiled machine, except instead of oil, we used coffee and sweat," one engineer quipped.
The Power of Improvisation
Game development is often a unpredictable process, and even the most carefully laid plans can go awry at any moment. But it's how you respond to these unexpected twists that matters. In the world of portal, improvisation is key. Whether it's responding to a sudden malfunction or adapting to an unexpected test subject, developers must think on their feet and come up with creative solutions to complex problems.
The Final Verdict: A Game Development Success Story
In the end, it was all worth it – the countless hours, the sleepless nights, and the endless cups of coffee. The portal series has become a beloved classic, and its success is a testament to the hard work and dedication of its developers. As one engineer summed it up, "We may have started out as a group of misfits and chaos enthusiasts, but in the end, we created something truly special – a game that's equal parts challenging, entertaining, and downright hilarious."
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you welcome hello we're playing we're playing something this is sort of gonna be a make or break and sort of gonna be just kind of a series depending on how broken or made we get because it could be either so this is portal 2. we've actually tried to play this before but I made him too mad and we stopped and then we tried doing like some sort of custom maps or whatever and that didn't work out because we couldn't get synced over steam somehow and so we're doing it now and so hopefully not the custom maps right right yeah so hopefully it works out hi Portal 2 is awesome alrighty you ready I'm ready oh hi okay oh you're the skinny one under that one you're a fatty you will be testing with a partner apartment please sensitivity is really high I forget how okay all right please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal my favorite animal is going to be why not please observe your partner yeah Orange please use your pain tool to select your 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for what happens at the later levels intelligence training and Enrichment Center human test subject Research Center or syntax but why don't we all just agree to call it the Hub all Cooperative testing I don't know this is a door from here yeah should go in the portal the portal yeah I don't trust you on the photo you go first okay it looks like it oh my God why hate you weren't supposed to go okay look at you failed a calibration so failed at the calibration what about you why did you you said we weren't supposed to go in the door you didn't say anything about the door I just told you to go in the portal you told me not to go in the door and to go into the portal instead it was some kind of joke huh so that's why we haven't done this before what is that we're just having a day right it's over there then two I'm serious two two that's for later levels we're on level one there we go now we're being just just removed yeah through your butt sure I look cooler makes a robot go wow like that this testing course was originally created for humans that's okay it can be for humans okay I'm going through here bye-bye need to be taught teamwork well that's creepy I can just look over at your screen all right I'm standing on the button for you there you go okay that wasn't necessary oh you see you're supposed to oh my God go back go through them here no I'm going for you you stay I don't even know what I'm doing okay here we go actually wait okay I need to use this one right yeah okay no wait you come back out here come back out here come back out here thanks for portal there okay now go back through the door oh wait wait wait go back to the door get on the bus come to the door the door the other door there's one around the corner yeah the other portal not the one you just placed the orange one orange yeah that was yellow that's orange the other one's red fine okay go go back place your red one somewhere okay that works oh I need to get in there yes I'm helping you what do I do come back through the door it wasn't open I had to walk over here no don't move okay now what oh I'm at the wrong door go there excellent although great Stein and his cousin Terry history will only remember one we did it we did it oh sorry oh it's been too long I hit his face with my face the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points I just thought you might find that interest oh my God I thought I did that I was hard to apologize all right you said go into the portal I didn't mean to actually do that this way go in the portal I'm pressing the button you'll go I put the portal down go through the portal this bottle yes okay I don't need partner View I'm here I wasn't supposed to go through yet hang on you press the button again press the button again okay uh honey wait what oh wait press the button again I know what I'm doing okay go do the Vlog thank you diameter I'm first I'm first I'm first I'm first I'm first I'm first I'm first oh no now we gotta press things oh this is going to be bad okay what happens when we press the button I don't know oh we gotta press the button at the same time okay tell me one uh no oh now we gotta go press these ah we did it there's our ball I mean our Cube our edgeless Companion Cube you really come together as a team thanks to the one of you who appears yeah all the work yeah no I see you through my boy hi why did you touch my keyboard I didn't nothing you touched it oh but we're not fighting in game we have to fight in real life don't you yeah um naturally this will cause an interesting okay what oh we gotta do the lasers I hate the lasers okay all right what are we doing sorry oh that's all right uh am I using this for anything no you place portals on the other on two sides of that wall oh I got you I got you and then we go boom boom oh it redirects the okay yeah yeah thank you there we go do I need to oh now you broke the poor oh my God I assumed this thing never assume Immortal especially important okay oh don't walk into the laser ow hi I was just showing you why you never walk into this I wasn't sure you were oh those are those are oh those are things true my God I don't know oh oh oh I see oh wait press the button get on the button yeah I know I need to kill these guys you die oh fire those two months all right get the laser off of it oh wait yeah there we go I was like why can't I shoot through this that's not right yet though see oh oh oh okay okay you place portal there and there okay now I can get there I hit us with the laser oh God I can't get up I can't get up why okay we're good yeah yeah compromise the test to divulge individual scores I'm the one who's doing well um I got all the points I'm getting a plus oh I'm a bad portal or portal portal okay I can't even every day I'm Portland oh dear all right oh God what just happened I just walked over to you I don't like it I want you to stop okay yo okay you have forged an excellent partnership no we haven't with one of you this is terrible cerebral challenges oh not this one again we've done this no no I'll walk if you want oh you you do the buttons do the buttons yeah put it back up put it back up oh God okay now do it oh my god oh you almost killed me right down oh okay never mind up I'm supposed to they shouldn't listen to you oh God you're okay all right up I think wait wait wait okay and then up and then you have to go back to oh okay oh wait go nope edgy very good oh hi we're are you oh you I did it well that's not right portal there purple what um thing okay mark I went faster okay paper Rod serverses favor rocks scissors no this is not a competition yes it is it orange what what no receipts don't you even okay orange doesn't win I'll catch you you're gonna have to do what I say oh God go under the spikes oh God this is going to be interesting don't walk through the laser yeah I'm floating fix yourself I don't understand okay okay we're good okay don't hit me you all right you gotta make it across somehow I don't actually know how that works oh no no no oh no Oh no just leave it don't oh my God oh my God okay okay all right all right I'll jump over it just jump over it you gotta go under the spikes yeah but you need to push it over there never mind just do it okay oh and then I need to oh all right I got you where are you gonna put a portal actually wait if I do that that works I put one there go there okay let me know what we're doing okay oh hi okay wait I think that means that you're her favorite no she said that one person wouldn't understand rhymes with blue why I'm trying I'm prettier oh yeah yeah oh I still think you're pretty oh sometimes we're in the behind the scenes we're in the behind the scenes in the behind the scenes and the scenes behind where did you what I don't know where we go oh we go down there how do we get down there I'm gonna shoot a portal there we go but you can't ah you're smart I love it insert disc oh not this again that was always bad triple stuck for breaking it and what oh yeah the CD's in there crap okay see this isn't free go over to the switch the switch Yeah yeah three all right here I'm gonna do it on here three two one hit it oh I went the wrong way Why didn't it let me through okay all right we gotta try again three two one hit it let's go okay don't hate me I got CD you can have it you can't have City it plays music it's a laser disc it's not even a CD I didn't even need to go through with you oh it's nice that you go through with me look it's it's secret things the only way I can retrieve you is to buy it if you disassembled you no carefully reassembled you oh no luckily triple oh I hope you enjoyed the video guys thank you for watching true's gonna beat me up and tell me how not pretty I am oh no we're not broken yet we started out bro yes yeah that this is backwards we broke thin milk we then woke yes all right oh poor thing see you next time bye-bye at ways you are dead yes you are dead sideways\n"