I NEARLY BROKE MY FINGER IN A GOKARTING CRASH...

I'm reading this so don't crash go karts on purpose they're not owned by you do not press the brake in the gas at the same time on purpose but you can have a lot crazier of a time doing illegal things in go-karts than you can in cars let's walk just arrived at Alex's House we got the wraptor we got James's 1le look at that best digger in the game the thing is so low look at that non-existent wheel gap that is high oh and the moment that this is my favorite look at the different types of whips that are in my friend group now we've got the Raptor we've got the beautiful zo6 we got the Golf R and then of course we've got em - Jesus I mean that's not what I mean and the dopest whip in the land the Sienna though oh my gosh so many donkeys and the one component that completes every Sienna a vehicle virgin sticker just wanted to say thank you for being a fan of the channel these michelin's on them dynamic sport though who needs 4s is anymore yeah but do you even have Hutchinson nitros though nice these lassco guys my number one fan thanks for subscribing if you're not subscribed smash that subscribe button thanks Lascaux and just like that James went home and brought the zo6 out so we gonna have a little bit more fun alright it's time to go whoa I don't hate it I don't hate it this Parker's version of a healthy lunchable we got the three musketeers out here although there's four of us we got Joe - I'm - looking clean all right Loki we're meeting up with Malcolm right now and I'm pretty sure that he just pulled up right behind us in the m3 he said it was eight minutes out we're eight minutes out and that could very well be him man we're spawning up tonight pass him that VF supercharged m3 let's hear it that we are rolling deep let that love this car we have to hit speed bumps at an angle because all of our cars are so hilarious I'm not swerving or drunk I just have a low car sorry officer three bears conjugated one location only fever things Oh nonono Beamer things today well this is a good representation of don't always get mad at somebody for parking poorly because while it does look like I am over that line which I very much am I it all started with with the m2 and then we've got Malcolm Van Halen and then I'm yeah I parked pretty poorly but this is a pretty pretty cool set up looking we got cheap suits just parked perfectly it's a pretty cool setup a whips let's go inside all right well there was a podium here before so it's way less awkward now it looks like we're in a weird alleyway we got Malcolm speck Boxster evangelist we got Joe doesn't know what he's doing we got sideways James and then we've got m2g baby so thoughts on who's gonna win probably this guy cuz he actually races thoughts on who's gonna lose I would kick myself to make a joke but Joe really doesn't know what he's doing he you're still gonna win so odds Joe crashes are high but you know what it's safe and odds I pretend I'm gonna win and lose also high dams is just gonna do his own thing and alex is probably gonna do really well I'm gonna win this okay why Malcolm's gonna win he's got a carbon fiber helmet or that's why he's gonna lose well I made a joke about Joe crashing it turned out me and Alex crashed into each other Alex's cart actually went all the way up on top of mine and crushed my finger literally right off camera against the steering wheel of my own car I think I'm buying my her finger hurts a lot but probably not cuz it doesn't hurt that bad alright well now that my finger is covered and Isis is a excellent time to check out the race results so for some reason somebody changed my name to naughty panda it definitely was vehicle virgins before so I'm a little confused but buffalo waffle that's Malcolm in the front a 19.3 I was at in 1976 too then we got em to Jesus James and then beginner Joe there at 20.7 - alright dude what do you got to say for yourself winning not much I'm just better than everyone else thought about love alright guys we only had one casualty and that is my left pinky so it could be a lot worse so I hope you guys enjoyed this video like always please browse the channel and subscribe I look forward to seeing you next video you\\n\

**The Joy of Go-Karting**

I'm reading this, so don't crash go-karts on purpose. They're not owned by you, do not press the brake in the gas at the same time on purpose. But you can have a lot crazier of a time doing illegal things in go-karts than you can in cars.

Let's walk just arrived at Alex's House, we got the wraptor, we got James's 1le. Look at that best digger in the game, the thing is so low, look at that non-existent wheel gap that is high. Oh, and the moment that this is my favorite. Look at the different types of whips that are in my friend group now we've got the Raptor, we've got the beautiful zo6, we've got the Golf R, and then of course, we've got em - Jesus, I mean, that's not what I mean, and the dopest whip in the land, the Sienna though, oh my gosh, so many donkeys, and the one component that completes every Sienna, a vehicle virgin sticker. Just wanted to say thank you for being a fan of the channel, these michelin's on them dynamic sport though, who needs 4s is anymore? Yeah, but do you even have Hutchinson nitros though? Nice, these lassco guys, my number one fan, thanks for subscribing if you're not subscribed, smash that subscribe button.

**Alex's Setup**

James went home and brought the zo6 out. So we're gonna have a little bit more fun. Alright, it's time to go whoa, I don't hate it. This Parker's version of a healthy lunchable, we got the three musketeers out here although there's four of us. We got Joe - I'm - looking clean all right, Loki, we're meeting up with Malcolm right now, and I'm pretty sure that he just pulled up right behind us in the m3. He said it was eight minutes out, we're eight minutes out, and that could very well be him, man, we're spawning up tonight. Pass him that VF supercharged m3, let's hear it. That we are rolling deep, let that love this car, we have to hit speed bumps at an angle because all of our cars are so hilarious. I'm not swerving or drunk, I just have a low car, sorry officer, three bears conjugated one location only fever things. Oh nonono Beamer things today.

**Parking and Podiums**

Well, this is a good representation of don't always get mad at somebody for parking poorly because while it does look like I am over that line which I very much am. It all started with the m2 and then we've got Malcolm Van Halen and then I'm yeah, I parked pretty poorly but this is a pretty pretty cool set up looking. We got cheap suits just parked perfectly. It's a pretty cool setup, a whips.

Let's go inside, well there was a podium here before so it's way less awkward now. It looks like we're in a weird alleyway. We got Malcolm speck Boxster evangelist, Joe doesn't know what he's doing, we got sideways James and then we've got m2g baby. Thoughts on who's gonna win? Probably this guy cuz he actually races. Thoughts on who's gonna lose, I would kick myself to make a joke but Joe really doesn't know what he's doing. He you're still gonna win so odds Joe crashes are high but you know what it's safe and odds I pretend I'm gonna win and lose also high dams is just gonna do his own thing and Alex is probably gonna do really well. I'm gonna win this okay, why Malcolm's gonna win? He's got a carbon fiber helmet or that's why he's gonna lose. Well, I made a joke about Joe crashing it turned out me and Alex crashed into each other. Alex's cart actually went all the way up on top of mine and crushed my finger literally right off camera against the steering wheel of my own car.

**Race Results**

Now that my finger is covered, let's check out the race results. For some reason, somebody changed my name to naughty panda. It definitely was vehicle virgins before so I'm a little confused but buffalo waffle that's Malcolm in the front at 19.3. I was at in 1976 too then we got em to Jesus James and then beginner Joe there at 20.7 - alright, dude what do you got to say for yourself? Winning not much I'm just better than everyone else thought about love alright guys. We only had one casualty and that is my left pinky so it could be a lot worse. So, I hope you guys enjoyed this video like always please browse the channel and subscribe. I look forward to seeing you next video.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: engood morning ladies and gentlemen hope you are having a fantastic day if you're new to the channel my name is Parker near enstein and this is vehicle virgins I am super pumped right now because the boys are getting together and we are going go-karting I love go-karting more than almost any other sport and I want to explain why unlike if you were to accidentally crash a car cars aren't insured on the racetrack unless you get really expensive insurance that's gonna be a problem that's gonna be a problem you're going really fast and you could die or you could end up with a two hundred and twenty thousand dollar bill and that would really suck but on a go-kart track you can be out there with your friends going as fast as you want as long as you're not doing some of the things they say don't press the brake and the gas at the same time but maybe sometimes accidentally that happens but oops now don't get me wrong one of my favorite activities in the world is driving this car or any of my cars with friends in the canyons on the road the scenery the sounds the smell of the exhaust and tires and the passion just actually experiencing what this car was designed to do is just a downright blast but you can have so much fun work on your racing line and accidentally bump into other people safely and that's why I like it so much because you can drive quote-unquote recklessly in a controlled safe environment so we're gonna take all the supercars out I'm taking this I believe James is taking a zo6 then we got Alex in the m2 maybe we'll get a couple other cars and take our supercars to the go-cart track to show that go garden can actually be as much fun as this and you can essentially do quote-unquote illegal things like drifting spinning out crashing into other cars safely without causing any damage also please now that you're reading this do not crash go karts on purpose they're not owned by you do not press the brake in the gas at the same time on purpose but you can have a lot crazier of a time doing illegal things in go-karts than you can in cars let's walk just arrived at Alex's House we got the wraptor we got James's 1le look at that best digger in the game the thing is so low look at that non-existent wheel gap that is high oh and the moment that this is my favorite look at the different types of whips that are in my friend group now we've got the Raptor we've got the beautiful zo6 we got the Golf R and then of course we've got em - Jesus I mean that's now what I mean and the dopest whip in the land the Sienna though oh my gosh so many donkeys and the one component that completes every Sienna a vehicle virgin sticker just wanted to say thank you for being a fan of the channel these michelin's on them dynamic sport though who needs 4s is anymore yeah but do you even have Hutchinson nitros though nice these lassco guys my number one fan thanks for subscribing if you're not subscribed smash that subscribe button thanks Lascaux and just like that James went home and brought the zo6 out so we gonna have a little bit more fun alright it's time to go whoa I don't hate it I don't hate it this Parker's version of a healthy lunchable we got the three musketeers out here although there's four of us we got Joe - I'm - looking clean all right Loki we're meeting up with Malcolm right now and I'm pretty sure that he just pulled up right behind us in the m3 he said it was eight minutes out we're eight minutes out and that could very well be him man we're spawning up tonight pass him that VF supercharged m3 let's hear it that we are rolling deep let that love this car we have to hit speed bumps at an angle because all of our cars are so hilarious I'm not swerving or drunk I just have a low car sorry officer three bears conjugated one location only fever things Oh nonono Beamer things today well this is a good representation of don't always get mad at somebody for parking poorly because while it does look like I am over that line which I very much am I it all started with with the m2 and then we've got Malcolm Van Halen and then I'm yeah I parked pretty poorly but this is a pretty pretty cool set up looking we got cheap suits just parked perfectly it's a pretty cool setup a whips let's go inside all right well there was a podium here before so it's way less awkward now it looks like we're in a weird alleyway we got Malcolm speck Boxster evangelist we got Joe doesn't know what he's doing we got sideways James and then we've got m2g baby so thoughts on who's gonna win probably this guy cuz he actually races thoughts on who's gonna lose I would kick myself to make a joke but Joe really doesn't know what he's doing he you're still gonna win so odds Joe crashes are high but you know what it's safe and odds I pretend I'm gonna win and lose also high dams is just gonna do his own thing and alex is probably gonna do really well I'm gonna win this okay why Malcolm's gonna win he's got a carbon fiber helmet or that's why he's gonna lose well I made a joke about Joe crashing it turned out me and Alex crashed into each other Alex's cart actually went all the way up on top of mine and crushed my finger literally right off camera against the steering wheel of my own car I think I'm buying my her finger hurts a lot but I think I'm gonna be ok but just imagine it imagine those are two real cars it won't be dead I just got a potentially broken finger but probably not cuz it doesn't hurt that bad alright well now that my finger is covered and Isis is a excellent time to check out the race results so for some reason somebody changed my name to naughty panda it definitely was vehicle virgins before so I'm a little confused but buffalo waffle that's Malcolm in the front a 19.3 I was at in 1976 too then we got em to Jesus James and then beginner Joe there at 20.7 - alright dude what do you got to say for yourself winning not much I'm just better than everyone else thought about love alright guys we only had one casualty and that is my left pinky so it could be a lot worse so I hope you guys enjoyed this video like always please browse the channel and subscribe I look forward to seeing you next video yougood morning ladies and gentlemen hope you are having a fantastic day if you're new to the channel my name is Parker near enstein and this is vehicle virgins I am super pumped right now because the boys are getting together and we are going go-karting I love go-karting more than almost any other sport and I want to explain why unlike if you were to accidentally crash a car cars aren't insured on the racetrack unless you get really expensive insurance that's gonna be a problem that's gonna be a problem you're going really fast and you could die or you could end up with a two hundred and twenty thousand dollar bill and that would really suck but on a go-kart track you can be out there with your friends going as fast as you want as long as you're not doing some of the things they say don't press the brake and the gas at the same time but maybe sometimes accidentally that happens but oops now don't get me wrong one of my favorite activities in the world is driving this car or any of my cars with friends in the canyons on the road the scenery the sounds the smell of the exhaust and tires and the passion just actually experiencing what this car was designed to do is just a downright blast but you can have so much fun work on your racing line and accidentally bump into other people safely and that's why I like it so much because you can drive quote-unquote recklessly in a controlled safe environment so we're gonna take all the supercars out I'm taking this I believe James is taking a zo6 then we got Alex in the m2 maybe we'll get a couple other cars and take our supercars to the go-cart track to show that go garden can actually be as much fun as this and you can essentially do quote-unquote illegal things like drifting spinning out crashing into other cars safely without causing any damage also please now that you're reading this do not crash go karts on purpose they're not owned by you do not press the brake in the gas at the same time on purpose but you can have a lot crazier of a time doing illegal things in go-karts than you can in cars let's walk just arrived at Alex's House we got the wraptor we got James's 1le look at that best digger in the game the thing is so low look at that non-existent wheel gap that is high oh and the moment that this is my favorite look at the different types of whips that are in my friend group now we've got the Raptor we've got the beautiful zo6 we got the Golf R and then of course we've got em - Jesus I mean that's now what I mean and the dopest whip in the land the Sienna though oh my gosh so many donkeys and the one component that completes every Sienna a vehicle virgin sticker just wanted to say thank you for being a fan of the channel these michelin's on them dynamic sport though who needs 4s is anymore yeah but do you even have Hutchinson nitros though nice these lassco guys my number one fan thanks for subscribing if you're not subscribed smash that subscribe button thanks Lascaux and just like that James went home and brought the zo6 out so we gonna have a little bit more fun alright it's time to go whoa I don't hate it I don't hate it this Parker's version of a healthy lunchable we got the three musketeers out here although there's four of us we got Joe - I'm - looking clean all right Loki we're meeting up with Malcolm right now and I'm pretty sure that he just pulled up right behind us in the m3 he said it was eight minutes out we're eight minutes out and that could very well be him man we're spawning up tonight pass him that VF supercharged m3 let's hear it that we are rolling deep let that love this car we have to hit speed bumps at an angle because all of our cars are so hilarious I'm not swerving or drunk I just have a low car sorry officer three bears conjugated one location only fever things Oh nonono Beamer things today well this is a good representation of don't always get mad at somebody for parking poorly because while it does look like I am over that line which I very much am I it all started with with the m2 and then we've got Malcolm Van Halen and then I'm yeah I parked pretty poorly but this is a pretty pretty cool set up looking we got cheap suits just parked perfectly it's a pretty cool setup a whips let's go inside all right well there was a podium here before so it's way less awkward now it looks like we're in a weird alleyway we got Malcolm speck Boxster evangelist we got Joe doesn't know what he's doing we got sideways James and then we've got m2g baby so thoughts on who's gonna win probably this guy cuz he actually races thoughts on who's gonna lose I would kick myself to make a joke but Joe really doesn't know what he's doing he you're still gonna win so odds Joe crashes are high but you know what it's safe and odds I pretend I'm gonna win and lose also high dams is just gonna do his own thing and alex is probably gonna do really well I'm gonna win this okay why Malcolm's gonna win he's got a carbon fiber helmet or that's why he's gonna lose well I made a joke about Joe crashing it turned out me and Alex crashed into each other Alex's cart actually went all the way up on top of mine and crushed my finger literally right off camera against the steering wheel of my own car I think I'm buying my her finger hurts a lot but I think I'm gonna be ok but just imagine it imagine those are two real cars it won't be dead I just got a potentially broken finger but probably not cuz it doesn't hurt that bad alright well now that my finger is covered and Isis is a excellent time to check out the race results so for some reason somebody changed my name to naughty panda it definitely was vehicle virgins before so I'm a little confused but buffalo waffle that's Malcolm in the front a 19.3 I was at in 1976 too then we got em to Jesus James and then beginner Joe there at 20.7 - alright dude what do you got to say for yourself winning not much I'm just better than everyone else thought about love alright guys we only had one casualty and that is my left pinky so it could be a lot worse so I hope you guys enjoyed this video like always please browse the channel and subscribe I look forward to seeing you next video you\n"