Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to the Water War challenge by Jimmy Fallon.
Markiplier was joined by Team Edge, consisting of Ryan and Matt, who were excited to take on the Water War challenge. However, unbeknownst to them, Bryan had other plans. From the start, it was clear that Bryan was not going to go down without a fight, as he set the tone for the game with his boy scout attitude. "Yes! I'm a boy scout!" he exclaimed, setting the stage for what would become a battle of wits and endurance.
The challenge began with each player pouring water from their cups into a communal pool. Markiplier, Ryan, and Matt were all excited to get started, but Bryan was already strategizing. "This is bologna," Markiplier joked, referring to the simplicity of the game. However, Bryan remained confident in his abilities, even going so far as to accuse Markiplier of being a cheater.
As the game progressed, it became clear that Bryan had been playing both sides against each other. He would subtly influence the outcome of the game by manipulating the water levels and making comments that seemed innocent but actually held hidden meaning. For example, when Markiplier mentioned that he was watching Bryan shuffle his cards, Bryan responded with a laugh, saying "That's messed up." However, it soon became apparent that Bryan had been using this tactic all along.
Meanwhile, Ryan and Matt were struggling to keep up with the quick pace of the game. They found themselves in a constant state of confusion, unsure of what was happening or who was behind the sabotage. Markiplier, on the other hand, seemed to be having a blast, enjoying every moment of the chaos that Bryan had created.
As the game reached its climax, it became clear that Bryan had set himself up for a big win. With his cunning and strategic planning, he managed to keep himself ahead of the competition, making it seem like luck was on his side. Markiplier joked that if this wasn't for the draw that Bryan had, he would have won for sure.
However, just when it seemed like Bryan was going to emerge victorious, a shocking twist threw everything off balance. Ryan announced that they still had one more trick up their sleeve – a water balloon! The crowd erupted in cheers as Ryan and Matt launched the water balloon at Bryan, soaking him from head to toe.
The game may have been over, but the drama was far from done. Markiplier joked that this wasn't over yet, implying that there would be another episode of Water War coming soon. And indeed, just as they were about to wrap up the video, Ryan revealed a final surprise – an invitation for them all to join in on the next installment.
In a shocking turn of events, Jimmy Fallon appeared out of nowhere, announcing that he had been the mastermind behind the entire challenge. "We have to peg him with a water balloon," he exclaimed, setting the stage for another thrilling episode of Water War. Markiplier couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all, saying "Oh bonus content!" as Ryan and Matt eagerly agreed to join in on the fun.
As the video came to an end, Markiplier thanked everyone for watching and Team Edge for having them over. He also gave special credit to Haven spikes for narrating the entire video for them. And if you want to see more of this action-packed challenge, be sure to check out their channel for another video coming soon.
Thanks again everybody for watching and see you in the next one!
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enMARK:Hello everybody,my name is Markiplier,and welcome to theWater War challenge by J fowl?MATTHIAS:J Fall.MARK:J Fall.MATTHIAS:J Fall.MARK:Oh, Jimmy Fallon.MATHIAS: yeahMARK: oh okSo we're playingthe Water War challenge.Basically if you'veplayed War in your cards,we each flip a card over,whoever has the highest wins,whoever has the lowest though,is the most important,because they lose.And the person withthe highest card gets to dump...these are our lives'cause they arefilled with ice water.Not really ice any more'cause it's hot out here,but they're cold water,and we're gonna dump 'emon the person(painfully).We're here with Team Edge,and we're gonna play.You guys ready?MATTHIAS:I'm ready!BRYAN:1, 2, 3, flip!Ace, baby.RYAN:Damn it!MARKWait, is Ace a one,or ace is top?MATTHIAS:Ace is high 420 BLAZE ITRYAN:Rock paper scissors that then.BRYAN and MATT:Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.Ok, it's you, it's you.MARK:Alright.MATTHIAS:You guys bothchose the same thing.J-FRED:Right in the face, man!(Thats what he said).BRYAN:Oh yeah!(thats what your uncle said).MATTHIAS:It's pretty cold, right!(come on guys give me a break here)BRYAN:Oh yeah!(just close you eyes and laugh like a little schoolgirl)MARK:Hang on,I got my phone in my pocket.MATT:Oh you're just making it bad.MATTHIAS:That was cruel.RYAN:It's like a forper.MARK:Alright, ready?BRYAN:1, 2, 3.MARK:Oh, Joker!The joker gets to dump onwhoever he feels like.MATTHIAS:Yeah, just dump on whoever.MATT:This is a tricky decision.(just keep your eyes closedRYAN:Is it?Is it?MARK:Is it?Is it really?(yes really)(laughing)MATTHIAS:Mamacita, that's cold.BRYAN:1, 2, 3, flip!Yeah buddy!J-FRED:Matthias!MATTHIAS:What, I lost with a seven!?Conveniently,whoever shuffled wins.BRYAN:Everyone saw me shuffle.MATTHIAS:No, this happened last time.J-FRED:On our channel.MATT:I'll take your cards.MATTHIAS:Ok you're dead.You're dead to me.(insert asdf meme)Absolutely dead to me.MARK:Ryan, your place in Team Edgeis solidified!RYAN:Yeah!MARK:Hey!Don't be apoor sport there, buddy.MATTHIAS:You're dead to me.RYAN:Get it?It was a Pour sport.(No just no)BRYAN:1, 2, 3, flip!MATT:Ah damn it.J-FRED:Yeah!Who got the lowest?(Penis?)MATT:Alright, bring it over.(time to close your eyes again!)(laughing)MATTHIAS:Wait, why were you so pleased?(grunting)RYAN:Daddy likes.MARK:We're doing greaton this side of the table.(ok open them)BRYAN:3, 2, 1, flip.MARK:Oh!He's got a three too!MATT:3, 2, 1.MARK:Yeah!RYAN:You're the lowest.Here we go.J-FRED:Face cards, right Bryan?(laughing)MATT:I was expecting the head.MATTHIAS and RYAN:Did it get in your mouth?(your making this to easy guys... thats also what she said)MATTHIAS:Oh!BRYAN:1, 2, 3, flip!MATTHIAS:Oh, oh, oh, right.Another face card.Come on.BRYAN:You guys all saw me shuffle.MARK:Yeah, we saw you shuffle badly.J-FRED:Wait, Matt lost again?MATT:Come on, no.Ah, stop stop!You're doing it so slow.(laughing)MATT:Why?RYAN:Ok ready?BRYAN:1, 2, 3.MATTHIAS:Ok, right, right.MARK:That is suspicious.(scream)(oh come on)J-FRED:It hasn't reached.It pooled.MARK:It's pooling.BRYAN:3, 2, 1, flip.MARK:Yeah!(laughing)J-FRED:No, just do it.Aah!Its so cold.BRYAN:3, 2, 1.MARK:You did that on purpose.I got nerves of steel.Aah.MATT:Back of the shirt.J-FRED:Oh that's rough.Very slowly.MARK:Aah, it's down the back!(laughing)BRYAN:Ready, 3, 2, 1.MARK:What is this?What is this?What did you do to me?MATT:Mark, it's the luck of the draw.MARK:No it's not.MATTHIAS:You just said it,'the luck of the draw'right before you were losing.(grunting)MATTHIAS:Your remix of those sounds.(grunting)MARK:If this is anothergod damn two...MATT:Mark you watched me shuffle.RYAN:Two twos in a row.BRYAN:3, 2, 1.J-FRED:Oh come now.Dang it I lost.MATT:How many twos are there?BRYAN:Dang it.MARK:Dang it, there goesmy face card, but ok.I shall give youa merciful death.(nothing is merciful about cold water)(laughing)MATTHIAS:A merciful- Just destroy him.(excactly matthiasBRYAN:3, 2, 1.MATTHIAS:No- oh!MARK:Ok, you go.If you do.MATTHIAS:Yeah!MARK:I know you all have beenwaiting for this moment.MATT:Remember how evil he was.MATTHIAS:Remember.BRYAN:That's messed up.MATT:You did that to me.BRYAN:Oh no.There's a lot of water in this-.MARK:This cup is really full.BRYAN:Alright ready, 1, 2, 3.J-FRED:What're you, a boy scout?BRYAN:Yes!MARK:This is bologna.Malarky.J-FRED:Bryan every time.BRYAN:At least you guys can't accuseme of cheating at all now.MARK:Have mercy.MATTHIAS:Oh!BRYAN:Mark's out.MARK:What whatever.(don't be a boy scout take it like a man!)BRYAN:Ryan, Matt.1, 2, 3, flip!Oh Ryan.MARK:Make his family feel thisfor generations to come.RYAN:Oh no.(laughing)RYAN:That was smart.(laughing)MATTHIAS:Didn't really slowly release.MARK:Chinese water torture.(before he said he was being merciful hmmmm)MATTHIAS:Ready, set, go.Dang it.I lose, I lose,this is it for me.Good bye.I loved you all!(tell his pet (insert animal)he loved it!)(yelling)MATTHIAS:Oh I thought it was done!MARK:I don't think it's gonna matter.MATT:I bet it's gonna be Bryan.BRYAN:Yes!Yes!MATTHIAS:Of course.He really set himself upfor that one, didn't he?(Bryan was the spy the whole time!)MARK:Would've won if it wasn'tfor the draw that he had.RYAN:That water smells.BRYAN:That's it!Who was out first?MARK:Well anyway, that was Water War.Thank you so much for watching,and thank you for joining us,Team EdgyJ-FRED:Wait, it's not over though.9(PLOT TWIST!)BRYAN:We have to peg himwith a water balloon.(oh i see hehe)MARK:Oh bonus content!BRYAN:3, 2, 1.MATTHIAS:Fire!MATT:Oh they hurt!Oh!(laughing)MARK:Ok, so that was the endof Water War.Thank you everybodyso much for watching,thank you Team Edgefor having us over,and special credit to Haven spikes for narrating the entire vid for us!and look on their channelfor another videoof this action(not on Haven's channel)coming at you real soon.Thanks again, everybody.See you in the next one.Buh-bye!\n"