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I feel like that's a minimum requirement the heart rate meter is in the region of being accurate although it does give a bit of a different reading to the ones on a real Apple watch surely you don't have different heart rates on different wrists do you oh and on a side note the fancy one definitely doesn't have an OLED in it oh these damn oleds with their Infamous problems around IPS glow and finally the pedometer on them works and aside from the calculator app that's about it and I do really get the impression that a bunch of the apps just make up data like for example the compass apps are all broken in different ways on the different Apple watches like on this one it just gives you the wrong reading like if you point it North it says you're pointing East whereas with one of the other ones it's calibrated not horizontally but vertically some of you probably would have noticed that this one's been stuck on the stopwatch app none of the buttons are programmed to take you out of the stopwatch app so if you accidentally click on it you're screwed the only way I could get out of the stopwatch app was to let the battery die there was no other way and then I'm just gonna have to do it again with this one because it's stuck in the stopwatch app now the sleep app just straight up doesn't give you any readings what do you mean zero hours did last night's cuddling mean nothing to you the weather app also clearly just makes up readings very inconsistently though because you have to sync the watch through your phone but each of the watches that I synced through my phone gave me a different weather reading but they were synced through the same app how does that make any sense although luckily if you do get caught out in the rain because of the weather app not working on it I did test the waterproofness on them and it seems to work reasonably well so it's got that going for it but aside from the waterproofing it does really feel like these Apple watches are gaslighting you because another example of that aside from them just making up all their telemetry is if you go into the big like App Hexagon here it looks like there's quite a lot of apps on them but I feel like half of them are duplicates you see there's two of the calculator app there's two of the SOS app there's two of pretty much every app so they just make it look like this has more functionality than it does and then most of the functionality that it pretends to have just doesn't work it's really crazy but I think the cream of the crop of all of the weird crap around this is that when you go onto the app oh ad it gives you the option to download additional watch faces oh there's another ad they charge you a dollar per watch face which is say not even Apple charges you money for additional watch faces finally I did also open up one of them which is quite a hellish process oh that did so much damage because they are glued down to all hell but once you get inside oh finally they're not nearly as advanced internally as a normal Apple watch but it does look like somebody put quite a bit of care into designing these like this does not look like an easy thing to make now does that change the fact that these are essentially just designed for you to lie to strangers about how much money you have no it doesn't but they are an interesting piece of engineering which is why I bought them uh and I think that brings me to the end of the video thank you for watching if you enjoyed this pointless video subscribe to the channel for more pointless videos and until the next one bye thank you
WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwhy hello I can see you're impressed by my fancy new channel bag well I got it buying not one but three fake Apple watches so I guess you can say I'm a pretty big deal and today's video is only about one thing flexing on you mere mortalsnow the reason I find these bootleg Apple watch is so fascinating is the variety of internal Hardware they offer as far as I understand it with apple the difference between a 400 and 1 200 series 8 is the strap and some EP whereas with these knockoffs apparently a 50 one gets much improved internals over a thirty dollar one starting off with the cheapest one this is an imitation normal Apple watch with some pretty pathetic internal Hardware in it that's according to the person I bought it from in Shenzhen and then moving on to the middle tier that I bought this is the cw9 pro Max which is an imitation Apple watch Ultra I think is what that shape is called but also with similarly losery internals as the the normal Apple watch invitation down there and then finally we have the GS Ultra 8 plus the cream of the crop in terms of knockoff Apple watches it's so fancy in fact we don't even get a graphic on the box and apparently the internals of this one make it perform very similarly to a real Apple watch again according to the seller in Shenzhen the box has had its teeth kicked in a little bit but that could be my fault in the Box you get some reasonable documentation a very plasticky wireless charger and the hopefully nobody notices this isn't an Apple Watch it even has that like rice paper effect that comes with real Apple Packagingnow the reason that I got the standard shape Apple watch imitation in rose gold is because Anna has a real rose gold Apple watch so we have a direct point of comparison now aside from Anna's looking like it was mauled by a bear on close inspection you can definitely tell the difference we've got some curved glass on the real one and some proper looking seals around orifices but as somebody that basically never interacts with apple watches this is a very convincing imitation oh there we go I think it matches my wind-up Cosmonaut watch very nicely I don't know if you didn't know any better you would think that I am the proud owner of a real Apple watch now I'm gonna be honest I don't quite remember which of these two was the high-end one but I'm gonna assume the cw9 is because it's got a bigger number in the name although the other one says Ultra I don't know either way let's start with the ultra back and then that opens ooh watch Ultra which will make it nice and easy for you to climb Kilimanjaro or whatever now the ultra came with the same accessories as the baby one except oh I need to attach the strap myself which went very well that just went straight through it just says open the package and follow the steps to the straps connect to the smart watch no I think this is the correct way around I I guess that's attached is it like yeah surely that isn't Cur oh I think I just broke it oh no I think I've already broken it look at that luckily my next attempt was successful so I could finally admire the Apple watch Ultra in all its Glory wow the Apple watch Ultra has a a real male porn star vibe to it it's it's quite chunky you know kind of like those big G-Shock watches that swingers wear and then finally we get to unbox the cw9 pro Max Ultra super duper and this one supposedly comes with an OLED display it comes with two straps and like the other two watches it came with a real crappy feeling wireless charger an instruction manual and the watchand luckily the straps were much easier to attach to this fancy one look at that oh someone broke again summon came off it's almost like this is a knockoff Apple watch and has build quality issues what the hell no aside for that I think it's cool that they still have the sensor bulge on the bottom and I'm curious to see how much functionality they have compared to a normal Apple watch and apparently it's waterproof which I'm also excited to test there they are we've unboxed all of them wow I feel like a hot shot in all of these this must be what Elon Musk feels likewhen firing up a bootleg Apple watch first it gets you to choose a language and then it shows you a QR code which prompts you to download the app you need to interface with your phone from this very legitimate looking website I mean does that look like something we want to do and once you build up the courage to actually press one of the buttons you're greeted by glowing reviews on the App Store garbage watch only worked three months now stop keep off all the time I mean it is it is a fake Apple watch what do you expect terrible operating system feel like ditching the watch apparently like it just lies about the Biometrics that's very funny I do want to I do want to test that I think that Zoom animation is my favorite now after about three days of using these fake Apple watches I can tell with certainty that those reviews are all correct very little works on these uh although interestingly the Shenzhen seller was also correct the more expensive Apple watch is a decent bit more responsive and snappy than the cheaper ones having said that they are all equally and remarkably temperamental and there's also a difference in like button quality between them although not in the way that you'd think the more expensive one has by far the worst buttons and they they don't have anywhere near the same tactility and accuracy as the buttons on the cheap ones which is pretty weird but luckily the actual functionality between them all is similar again in that nothing works as far as I can tell the only things they can do is tell the time which is good I feel like that's a minimum requirement the heart rate meter is in the region of being accurate although it does give a bit of a different reading to the the ones on a real Apple watch surely you don't have different heart rates on different wrists do you oh and on a side note the fancy one definitely doesn't have an OLED in it oh these damn oleds with their Infamous problems around IPS glow and finally the pedometer on them works and aside from the calculator app that's about it and I do really get the impression that a bunch of the apps just make up data like for example the compass apps are all broken in different ways on the different Apple watches like on this one it just gives you the wrong reading like if you point it North it says you're pointing East whereas with one of the other ones it's calibrated not horizontally but vertically some of you probably would have noticed that this one's been stuck on the stopwatch app none of the buttons are programmed to take you out of the stopwatch app so if you accidentally click on it you're screwed the only way I could get out of the stopwatch app was to let the battery die there was no other way and then I'm just gonna have to do it again with this one because it's it's just stuck in the stopwatch app now the sleep app just straight up doesn't give you any readings what do you mean zero hours did last night's cuddling mean nothing to you the weather app also clearly just makes up readings very inconsistently though because you have to sync the the watch through your phone but each of the watches that I synced through my phone gave me a different weather reading but they were synced through the same app how does that make any sense although luckily if you do get caught out in the rain because of the weather app not working on it I did test the waterproofness on them and it seems to work reasonably well so it's got that going for it but aside from the waterproofing it does really feel like these Apple watches are gaslighting you because another example of that aside from them just making up all their Telemetry is if you go into the big like App Hexagon here it looks like there's quite a lot of apps on them but I feel like half of them are duplicates you see there's two of the calculator app there's two of the SOS app there's two of pretty much every app so they just make it look like this has more functionality than it does and then most of the functionality that it pretends to have just doesn't work it's really crazy but I think the cream of the crop of all of the weird crap around this is that when you go onto the app oh ad it gives you the option to download additional watch faces oh there's another ad they charge you a dollar per watch face which is say not even Apple charges you money for additional watch faces finally I did also open up one of them which is quite a hellish process oh that did so much damage because they are glued down to all hell but once you get insideoh finally they're not nearly as advanced internally as a normal Apple watch but it does look like somebody put quite a bit of care into designing these like this does not look like an easy thing to make now does that change the fact that these are essentially just designed for you to lie to strangers about how much money you have no it doesn't but they are an interesting piece of engineering which is why I bought them uh and I think that brings me to the end of the video thank you for watching if you enjoyed this pointless video subscribe to the channel for more pointless videos and until the next one bye thank you
