I Drive a Truck and We Wear Flannel

As I sit in my truck, surrounded by the familiar comforts of the open road, I pull out my camera to start vlogging. My co-conspirator, who is wearing a flannel shirt, turns to me with a mischievous grin and says, "Uh, I drive a truck and you wear flannel and I wear flannel this is not flannel it's plaid it's a faux flannel." I chuckle in response, but my co-conspirator persists, insisting that I'm just trying to trick them into thinking they're wearing real flannel. "Let's go," they say, "Ambush mommy, let's see what she's doing come on help me out help me out he's my co-conspirator you shaved it no I didn't shave it you can't see it from there no that's it you said it you said it look funny no leave it I'm not going to leave it you laughed it's funny you just said it again you said it's funny careful I'm recording you want to kiss you haven't kissed it yet are you afraid mhm it funny did it tickle I love love it no you laughed at it and you continue to laugh at it it's funny look get a mustache Wick has a mustache he's got a body of mustache you're giving some popcorn I think they like that and you know what we like we like that when we upload a vlog within a few hours we have 596 likes dude we almost have twice as many likes as we do current views that's a record for us they like it they do and thank you so much you have no idea how much we appreciate it because we put a lot of work into this and now you can enjoy the popcorn."

As I continue to vlog, my co-conspirator turns their attention to me, saying, "I simply turn on the centy warmer it melts the wax and then the perfume will make the office smell like Hemingway not Earnest Hemingway least not that I know of can't imagine he smelled that good I won't run out of power today I've got a new Trent 9900 milliamp hour external battery pack to carry around with me uh do do you want one of these cuz that's what we're giving away today to celebrate Geek Pride day which is coming up I'm doing something with Think Geek and modus so head over to facebook.com/ modus click the geek Stakes Tab and uh then sit back and wait to see if you're going to get this among mon other prizes that we're giving away I'm just assuming you guys like giveaways right you like them are you laughing at my mustache again it's not going to make it till tomorrow I'm not kidding if you keep laughing at me when you look at me that's that's not cool dude it's cute you're half the reason I did this it looks cute well if it looks you don't laugh at someone when it's cute no you go been kind of tense lately thank goodness I had scheduled a massage for tonight completely forgot about that earlier you think I'm too tense hey Lucy I'm home Lucy ready go ew what what's that smell sounds like a silent but Dent isn't me do you think the United States should abandon everything except for the metric system don't you think it's about time oh yeah I mean it may be awkward for like a month or two I'd be I'd like to see it happen honestly I had to pick up some screws so that I could fix one of the license plates people have been asking what that sticker's doing in the back window it's a temporary license you ready for this yeah cross your fingers we may not hope I don't have a free hand right now now we may not walk away with any new sets hon you know but we can build some mini figs mhm if if we don't have any sets there let's just build mini figs if all else fails okay cuz you can't lose with mini figs it's true you know what I'm saying I'm afraid one of these days I'm just going to like fall into a man hole or something or a woman hole on not sexist or anything look at that guy spitter yeah and then I got this one too look at that Fang we're going to return tomorrow so that we can get another bonus pulk mini fig see I got one right there that I'll be able to sell see that guy on the that's me with my wine goblet and I my geek cap and then see my goatee like mustache thing yeah isn't that great it's me m I love Ty food um I love 50% off it's a match our first appetizer fresh spring rolls crab and cream cheese dumplings also known as rangon at least that's what we called it when I was growing up Toma that's so hot it's steaming up the lens pad W sen with beef and padc with fried tofu that good I just wanted to show you guys how much food we have for dinner tonight."

Geek Pride Day Giveaway

As I continue vlogging, my co-conspirator reminds me that today is Geek Pride Day, a celebration of all things geeky. "We're doing something special today," they say with a grin. "I've got a new Trent 9900 milliamp hour external battery pack to carry around with me, and we're giving it away as part of our Geek Pride Day giveaway." They ask everyone to head over to facebook.com/ modus and click on the geek Stakes Tab to enter for a chance to win. "I'm just assuming you guys like giveaways right," they say. "You like them, I can tell."

The Giveaway Continues

As we continue vlogging, my co-conspirator reminds us again about the Geek Pride Day giveaway. They ask everyone to keep an eye out for more updates and announcements throughout the day. "I won't run out of power today," they say with a chuckle. "We've got a plan in place to make sure our livestream stays on track, even if things don't go exactly as planned." They pause for a moment, then continue, "We're going to have some fun and games throughout the day. We'll be playing games, eating snacks, and maybe even doing a few surprise giveaways."

The rest of the vlog is filled with laughter, banter, and geeky references. My co-conspirator continues to tease me about my mustache, which they claim is "the best thing since sliced bread." They also start to ramble on about their favorite sci-fi shows and movies, and I join in, sharing some of my own favorites.

As the vlog comes to a close, my co-conspirator thanks everyone for watching and participating in our Geek Pride Day giveaway. They remind us all to keep an eye out for more updates and announcements throughout the day, and to keep on geeking. "It's going to be a great day," they say with a grin.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now should I go with the blue or the polo I have an idea that'll work hey honey are these still cool no I remember no really what is it I don't know it's it hearty boys I think that's what they're called you should have wor it to Vegas here this is how I have to Vlog you in the morning do you want anything I wish you would Vlog me like that every day but the lens has to be on the other side honey I I hate to tell you but this is this is a two uh person team you can't just hide behind the camera I can move it this way and still see you the Vlogs wouldn't work unless you were in them they would Rebel it would turn into like a mob it'd be they be very angry you would disrupt their daily thing well no it's not bad but it's not bad you'd rather have them waiting for it than you almost knocked the camera out of my hands oh that are way baby that's not how much you weigh you got to put both feet on there you go dang how do you eat an entire bag of Hot Cheetos and still weigh under 120 lb I don't understand you bought this bag like like a day ago and there's hardly anything left it's insane where did she put it where on the YouTube homepage you may not be seeing all the videos you subscribed to so make sure the check mark is in show uploads only that there and then make sure you have a check mark next to everything I found a new friend underneath my pillow come on and rock my car come on and wreck my car come on and wreck my car aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye since I work at home I have to come up with excuses to get out of the house so sometimes these Journeys are just to get me away from the computer for a little while so I can kind of clear my head and sometimes I enjoy sitting in the car in a parking lot sipping espresso and just letting my mind wander it's one of the reasons why I like uh putting together Lego sets too because my mind just floats I just follow directions and just you kind of just live in the moment it's my zen it's the closest thing I have to Zen I got a package I got a package but I didn't want to open it up in the car cuz it said this side and Fred G it must be Italian I think this is a gift from Stacy Hemingway that's Diana's favorite Hemingway more of Diana's favorite and heaving way even more of Diana's favorite oh this is great this is just fantastic thank you Stacy I appreciate it I want to go on record by saying this is a very bad idea no not Linux on a USB stick that's a great idea a bad idea is Me growing a mustache hey baby yes someone on YouTube said I should grow a mustache you should you're you're serious mhm really yeah honey I can't grow mustaches very well I look good on you I'm not doing this so you can laugh at me shorter I don't know where it cuts off I don't know where I'm supposed to cut it off he look serious yeah I feel like with this I have I have to around like this ohello my name is Chris br I'm here to Vlog uh I drive a truck and you wear flannel and I wear flannel this is not flannel it's plaid it's a faux flannel let's go Ambush mommy let's see what she's doing come on help me out help me out he's my co conspirator you shaved it no I didn't shave it you can't see it from there no that's it you said it you said it look funny no leave it I'm not going to leave it you laughed it's funny you just said it again you said it's funny careful I'm recording you want to kiss you haven't kissed it yet are you afraid mhm it funny did it tickle I love love it no you laughed at it and you continue to laugh at it it's funny look get a mustache Wick has a mustache he's got a body of mustache you're giving some popcorn I think they like that and you know what we like we like that when we upload a vlog within a few hours we have 596 likes dude we almost have twice as many likes as we do current views that's a record for us they like it they do and thank you so much you have no idea how much we appreciate it because we put a lot of work into this and now you can enjoy the popcorn I simply turn on the centy warmer it melts the wax and then the perfume will make the office smell like Hemingway not Earnest Hemingway least not that I know of can't imagine he smelled that good I won't run out of power today I've got a new Trent 9900 milliamp hour external battery pack to carry around with me uh do do you want one of these cuz that's what we're giving away today to celebrate Geek Pride day which is coming up I'm doing something with Think Geek and modus so head over to facebook.com/ modus click the geek Stakes Tab and uh then sit back and wait to see if you're going to get this among mon other prizes that we're giving away I'm just assuming you guys like giveaways right you like them are you laughing at my mustache again it's not going to make it till tomorrow I'm not kidding if you keep laughing at me when you look at me that's that's not cool dude it's cute you're half the reason I did this it looks cute well if it looks you don't laugh at someone when it's cute no you go been kind of tense lately thank goodness I had scheduled a massage for tonight completely forgot about that earlier you think I'm too tense hey Lucy I'm home Lucy ready go ew what what's that smell sounds like a silent but Dent isn't me do you think the United States should abandon everything except for the metric system don't you think it's about time oh yeah I mean it may be awkward for like a month or two I'd be I'd like to see it happen honestly I had to pick up some screws so that I could fix one of the license plates people have been asking what that sticker's doing in the back window it's a temporary license you ready for this yeah cross your fingers we may not hope I don't have a free hand right now now we may not walk away with any new sets hon you know but we can build some mini figs mhm if if we don't have any sets there let's just build mini figs if all else fails okay cuz you can't lose with mini figs it's true you know what I'm saying I'm afraid one of these days I'm just going to like fall into a man hole or something or a woman hole on not sexist or anything look at that guy spitter yeah and then I got this one too look at that Fang we're going to return tomorrow so that we can get another bonus pulk mini fig see I got one right there that I'll be able to sell see that guy on the that's me with my wine goblet and I my geek cap and then see my goatee like mustache thing yeah isn't that great it's me m I love Ty food um I love 50% off it's a match our first appetizer fresh spring rolls crab and cream cheese dumplings also known as rangon at least that's what we called it when I was growing up Toma that's so hot it's steaming up the lens pad W sen with beef and padc with fried tofu that good I just wanted to show everybody that when we say we save money we're being serious check this out VIP 50% discount booah and we're also going to have leftovers that'll last as least two or three meals hello my name is indigo menya you forgot to like my video prepare to die unless you did like my video in which case you can livethank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now should I go with the blue or the polo I have an idea that'll work hey honey are these still cool no I remember no really what is it I don't know it's it hearty boys I think that's what they're called you should have wor it to Vegas here this is how I have to Vlog you in the morning do you want anything I wish you would Vlog me like that every day but the lens has to be on the other side honey I I hate to tell you but this is this is a two uh person team you can't just hide behind the camera I can move it this way and still see you the Vlogs wouldn't work unless you were in them they would Rebel it would turn into like a mob it'd be they be very angry you would disrupt their daily thing well no it's not bad but it's not bad you'd rather have them waiting for it than you almost knocked the camera out of my hands oh that are way baby that's not how much you weigh you got to put both feet on there you go dang how do you eat an entire bag of Hot Cheetos and still weigh under 120 lb I don't understand you bought this bag like like a day ago and there's hardly anything left it's insane where did she put it where on the YouTube homepage you may not be seeing all the videos you subscribed to so make sure the check mark is in show uploads only that there and then make sure you have a check mark next to everything I found a new friend underneath my pillow come on and rock my car come on and wreck my car come on and wreck my car aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye since I work at home I have to come up with excuses to get out of the house so sometimes these Journeys are just to get me away from the computer for a little while so I can kind of clear my head and sometimes I enjoy sitting in the car in a parking lot sipping espresso and just letting my mind wander it's one of the reasons why I like uh putting together Lego sets too because my mind just floats I just follow directions and just you kind of just live in the moment it's my zen it's the closest thing I have to Zen I got a package I got a package but I didn't want to open it up in the car cuz it said this side and Fred G it must be Italian I think this is a gift from Stacy Hemingway that's Diana's favorite Hemingway more of Diana's favorite and heaving way even more of Diana's favorite oh this is great this is just fantastic thank you Stacy I appreciate it I want to go on record by saying this is a very bad idea no not Linux on a USB stick that's a great idea a bad idea is Me growing a mustache hey baby yes someone on YouTube said I should grow a mustache you should you're you're serious mhm really yeah honey I can't grow mustaches very well I look good on you I'm not doing this so you can laugh at me shorter I don't know where it cuts off I don't know where I'm supposed to cut it off he look serious yeah I feel like with this I have I have to around like this ohello my name is Chris br I'm here to Vlog uh I drive a truck and you wear flannel and I wear flannel this is not flannel it's plaid it's a faux flannel let's go Ambush mommy let's see what she's doing come on help me out help me out he's my co conspirator you shaved it no I didn't shave it you can't see it from there no that's it you said it you said it look funny no leave it I'm not going to leave it you laughed it's funny you just said it again you said it's funny careful I'm recording you want to kiss you haven't kissed it yet are you afraid mhm it funny did it tickle I love love it no you laughed at it and you continue to laugh at it it's funny look get a mustache Wick has a mustache he's got a body of mustache you're giving some popcorn I think they like that and you know what we like we like that when we upload a vlog within a few hours we have 596 likes dude we almost have twice as many likes as we do current views that's a record for us they like it they do and thank you so much you have no idea how much we appreciate it because we put a lot of work into this and now you can enjoy the popcorn I simply turn on the centy warmer it melts the wax and then the perfume will make the office smell like Hemingway not Earnest Hemingway least not that I know of can't imagine he smelled that good I won't run out of power today I've got a new Trent 9900 milliamp hour external battery pack to carry around with me uh do do you want one of these cuz that's what we're giving away today to celebrate Geek Pride day which is coming up I'm doing something with Think Geek and modus so head over to facebook.com/ modus click the geek Stakes Tab and uh then sit back and wait to see if you're going to get this among mon other prizes that we're giving away I'm just assuming you guys like giveaways right you like them are you laughing at my mustache again it's not going to make it till tomorrow I'm not kidding if you keep laughing at me when you look at me that's that's not cool dude it's cute you're half the reason I did this it looks cute well if it looks you don't laugh at someone when it's cute no you go been kind of tense lately thank goodness I had scheduled a massage for tonight completely forgot about that earlier you think I'm too tense hey Lucy I'm home Lucy ready go ew what what's that smell sounds like a silent but Dent isn't me do you think the United States should abandon everything except for the metric system don't you think it's about time oh yeah I mean it may be awkward for like a month or two I'd be I'd like to see it happen honestly I had to pick up some screws so that I could fix one of the license plates people have been asking what that sticker's doing in the back window it's a temporary license you ready for this yeah cross your fingers we may not hope I don't have a free hand right now now we may not walk away with any new sets hon you know but we can build some mini figs mhm if if we don't have any sets there let's just build mini figs if all else fails okay cuz you can't lose with mini figs it's true you know what I'm saying I'm afraid one of these days I'm just going to like fall into a man hole or something or a woman hole on not sexist or anything look at that guy spitter yeah and then I got this one too look at that Fang we're going to return tomorrow so that we can get another bonus pulk mini fig see I got one right there that I'll be able to sell see that guy on the that's me with my wine goblet and I my geek cap and then see my goatee like mustache thing yeah isn't that great it's me m I love Ty food um I love 50% off it's a match our first appetizer fresh spring rolls crab and cream cheese dumplings also known as rangon at least that's what we called it when I was growing up Toma that's so hot it's steaming up the lens pad W sen with beef and padc with fried tofu that good I just wanted to show everybody that when we say we save money we're being serious check this out VIP 50% discount booah and we're also going to have leftovers that'll last as least two or three meals hello my name is indigo menya you forgot to like my video prepare to die unless you did like my video in which case you can live\n"