The Art of Sports Commentary: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Creation of a Podcast

As we began our latest episode, it became clear that something was amiss. Our host, Tyler, seemed distracted, glancing around the studio as if searching for someone or something. I couldn't help but wonder what had caught his attention, and then, it hit me - the canned laughter. At first, I thought it was just a clever editing trick, but as we continued to discuss various topics, including sports, it became apparent that this was no ordinary laughter track.

The commentators' banter was like music to my ears, with Tyler's sarcastic remarks and my responses providing a perfect harmony of humor and wit. But beneath the surface, I sensed a deeper dynamic at play. It seemed that our conversation had been carefully crafted to segue seamlessly into an announcement about our new podcast. The transition was smooth, almost too smooth, like a well-rehearsed script. And then, it happened - Tyler's voice changed tone, and we launched into a enthusiastic pitch for our show.

Now, I know what you're thinking - "How did they get that canned laughter so perfectly timed?" or "Why did Tyler's introduction sound like a scripted promo for a TV show?" The truth is, I'm not entirely sure. But one thing is certain - this was no ordinary commentary session. It was as if our conversation had been carefully crafted to serve a larger purpose, perhaps even a marketing campaign.

As we discussed various topics, including sports and tectonic plates (yes, really), it became clear that our commentary style was not your average sports discussion. We were like two old friends, riffing off each other's ideas and jokes with ease. But beneath the surface, I sensed a more profound connection at play - one of creativity and imagination.

I'm proud to say that our podcast is a labor of love, born from our shared passion for sports and humor. We may not be experts in either field, but we've learned to appreciate their nuances and intricacies. And through our conversations, we hope to bring a fresh perspective to the world of sports commentary - one that's irreverent, entertaining, and occasionally offbeat.

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody tyler's here say hi hi it's me tyler if this is the first time they've seen you in a video in a while and that's all you say last time i talked more and you're like don't do that that's why i say that when did i say that oh you know in that podcast when you're like they know who you are they know who you are well at that point they should and if you don't know what we're talking about tyler and i we have a new podcast what's it called tyler it's called go my favorite sports team and you can listen to it right now immediately through the link in the description below there is a link to a podcast service that we have picked that you can see listen tyler take over please yes uh you can find the podcast by searching go my favorite sports team or clicking the link in the description but you can search go my favorite sports team on spotify apple google and amazon to find a place that fits your listening needs so what we're gonna do today is something that we did similar uh in 2017. tyler and i we played the super bowl the super bowl game the super bowl the in that game where you could play football it's madden who um uh was the innovator for sports video games in a lot of ways john madden did pass away this year so uh rest in peace mr man in honor of uh of the super bowl and mr madden himself uh i have this here let me share my screen i've got the super bowl game here uh uh um i'm very confused why i'm looking at cabal vision and what looks like a vampire and a giant ogre sitting at a desk what are you talking about that's john madden look man i don't know what to tell you i saw this game on steam it was on sale i wasn't gonna pay full price for that other game and i figure one football game is the same as another right plus i went in here and there's already the teams loaded in oh yeah so we got the bangles with their lineup you know they're yellow oh change their color make them orange it is orange what are you talking about that looks like yellow that is the orangest orange oh my god no no no it's them it's let's see the bangles who day a team roster we got joe burrow we got bo giro jamar chase he tiggens sam hubbard ham suburb majar chase cj uzoma jc ozoma bj uzoma jp uzoma joe mixon mo dixon and double xozoma we got them all it's all here oh my god they're at the paul bronze stadium uh you know we got the red we got wait no we got wait hold on go back go back to where you just were hold on there's there's a selection for cheerleader when you're looking at oh bro it says human versus cheerleader that's just human cheerleaders could be dwarf cheerleaders or otherwise what we're gonna do there's no way to get these teams to play like ai against each other so i will play as the bengals and you commentate you know this game in and out wait you're playing yeah i'm playing what why are you laughing you're playing what do you mean i have their playbook right here i will play as them i know what i'm doing do you yeah what are you saying i don't know what i'm doing i last time we played we played madden and you just were like hail mary every player this is madden this is i don't know what to tell you welcome back sportsman boy oh we're playing that paul braun yeah we're where else is super super bowls played at uh la stadium this year well look you need every advantage you can get i'll let you i'll let you do it hey come on man you don't know how he's gonna go look at this lineup of beautiful bangles oh yeah 12 13 seven mm-hmm why do they all why are they rodents look how giant they are i didn't even fit the other team is so much bigger no what it does fine look size is in everything size is not everything i'm sorry but she lied to you set up your team all right so how should i set up you got a solid solid defense right now what are your options i can move them no put your big guy in the middle right in the middle of that that's right oh yeah that's a good point that's a good point i think you're lined up pretty good now like that yeah all right let's see what happens all right oh i'm kicking i think you want to kick it there yeah i think that's a good spot just just short of the the end zone there so blitz defense start their drive a fraction of a second before the offense is ready catching their opponents by surprise all right uh give me give me you you are commentator in this game you give me a constant bl play by play translate the action to what's happening here sure so far you got big big josh to tofu lined up right in the center ready to completely rip off the head of the the opposing goat that's somehow smaller than the giant rat meanwhile small rats are going against giant goats and they're going to really nibble their way through that offensive line uh-huh what am i doing you should uh i don't know how to play this game so i have no clue i can't you can't pronounce it you already performed it actually oh wait no sorry i just needed to the ball oh gotcha here they go oh they're they're going around to the left here looks like they're gonna run it a wild animal all right he's going to cover that edge um you need to you need to cover that end on the the the left hand side when you left side yeah he's going to run back and get the ball he dropped it he dropped it he turned the ball over look at that you're already winning mark we got um we got uh who's this we got no don't run him that far don't run no oh god i did not make it guys it didn't mean yeah yeah i was worried about that yeah so what's that like when uh you get your uh gutter runner tripped over as he's going for the ball that's an absolute pancake block if i've ever seen one ah i don't know what just happened he picked up the ball and he's running forward all right all right cool take your big login dude in the center well it's not my turn he's gonna take he's gonna take out your dude from behind there nice dodge he dodged his block he's gonna shed defenders all right see that big guy in the middle when it's your turn oh yeah yeah yeah i know i know what you're talking about yeah you send him deep in there to attack that boy oh he's trying to delete your man oh it's a epic hit of jokes no mix it no bagels quarterback is down i gotta use my apothecary revive him oh he's stunned he'll get up next turn that's better than dead stunned is better than dead in football oh oh god oh my god another one obliterated by the rams offensive line yeah that was uh that was silver cup with a big hit along with his uh compatriot odell beckham senior really little okay and he was ready with that dodge yeah von miller wanted some but ham suburb wasn't having none of it we got odell beckham the third over here looking off and jamar chase he knows they're going for your big logging boy i think you need to take out the guy in front of to topu all right let's let's uh let's uh let's see what he does too poo versus aaron o'donnell aaron donald very strong we know he's strong okay oh both people down they just butted heads like we've never seen before in a bloodbath bowl i think you're going to have to start uh moving that man right there this guy no he's going to be moved a little bit he needs to move back all right he'll move that's your healy boy and he's down no that's not the apothecary that was joe burrow and joe burrows out for the exclamation point he missed completely a big whiff oh that's too bad that's too bad oh and a double knockout again von miller is stunned all right that guy right there whatever his name is who's next to the stun boy go get ball why is he going that way jump over okay i don't know i think you got to make him wider i think he's got to go to that minus one spot all right i think i think that's where you go let's see there we go that's better all right so i think in this game if you get knocked unconscious the other team just gets to go oh yeah all right there there's a chance for your man right there all right so there man doesn't take him out so is this a coaching problem or is this a player's not putting in enough i think this is definitely a coaching problem i think i think the alignment was a little poor in deciding where they wanted to uh to go all right i think this time the defense has a chance using the man not next to an opposing defender no it'll be fine it'll be fine it'll be fine it'll be fine nope uh no wait wait yeah yeah there you go there we go this is what we're looking for oh he oh he does he's too quick he's got a chance he's got a chance he's going for the chance he's getting that's team reroll i think that's a win i think that's a bad win t higgins is down for the count there seems to be a clear indication that there's uh unfairness in terms of the amount of players they can move versus the amount of players the bengals can move i think it ultimately comes down to if you get knocked unconscious you can no longer move that turn you're right but these guys are two f a two fear induced jamar chase and major chase major chase the chase brothers are gonna are gonna be the saviors of the bengals here on defense i can tell we can all tell that that is true man never mind i think it just scored the touchdown anyway he slips he slips at the one yard line and dies he is a dead he's rewinding time and he oh dang it with an effective rewind of time he has a rewritten history and uh that touchdown will count apparently in this version of football a touchdown is only one point ah break out the cheer oh my god the cheerleaders with their man-eating heads wow i didn't need to see that that is a memory i will not get burned out of my brain anytime soon i think uh i think he's he's he's doing an interesting decision here he's got to dodge a defender to get to the ball yeah no matter what he's got to get to that ball for sure and then uh if he goes this way he's got to dodge a lot of things got to get a plus four year plus three there plus five there and plus he's gotta be the luckiest uh set of the on the plays of the year you know i think the pluses mean he has he's got a pretty good chance there he in fact took out he's cleaning he made it through whoa do not pass that over there let's see what happens we'll see if he goes here he just needs a plus four and a plus three if he goes this route he needs a plus five if he goes straight down the barrel he needs a plus five seems like this seems to be his best bet let's see what's like the best chance yeah let's see what happens he's tripped but time is on his side perhaps perhaps the replay will not be instantly what it is right in the ass oh oh dang oh and that's uh halftime apparently so you know i never expected uh football to be a turn-based game but i it seems you know that kind of is the case uh they do call plays uh between downs and uh then then run it out yeah you really but uh usually both teams go at the same time that seems like a rough decision because he's gonna have to dodge and then hurt somebody you're right that's a terrible yeah let's just hurt somebody we we're really looking to hurt people here uh what is that defender down like that i like the sound of that yeah apparently you get a choice of what happens oh look at that bite but he just ate him up oh red why is it red defender stumbles hmm i don't know oh boy yeah that's that's the they both hurt each other uh die apparently maybe if we had known the rules of this particular version of football we might have a chance probably big guy needs the guy in front of big guy needs to be taken out first you're right he do never mind oh no there's an opportunity to get a knock down here by clicking on the knock down dice no if it's red you can't click any of them simply uh impossible you do have another guy that can take out a different dude uh we're gonna just here's what we're gonna do we're gonna we're gonna wild animal this guy and then pass over here and if there's no one alive why is that how that goes finally after they boxed everything out they have created a nice safe space for themselves however they didn't count on uh this happening well that's not gonna happen this happening nope okay not that either i think possibly taking out the people around the ball instead of the ball initially might be the play here now you see the thing is they seem to all be red they're all very red ah death attacker down no oh skull is bad oh you see how one might think in football that skull would be good it turns out every time you chose one second here we got some uh interference going on with this uh with uh with um we got some interference interference there's interference right now there's interference right now where it would uh i think there's some static coming in i i think static i think static something bad has happened yeah it's a shame you hate to see it uh you really hate to see it this is what i was looking for now hold on ah it's perfect it's perfect i'm excited for the perfection that i shall witness finally all right now we've had some uh problems with our broadcast i'd like to bring out the real bangles the uh previous bengals were uh imposters to say the least see we got the real bangles here ah yes got the real bangles here all right ball brown stadium now we're really going to see this lexi make the past hour of recording like into like 10 minutes by the way what tyler what do you have to say to the lovely people out there by the way guys if you want to learn about real sports or just hear mark figure things out in the most interesting way imaginable uh you should check out the podcast called go my favorite sports team uh it's in all the podcast locations it's our podcast not just the podcast but it's also their podcast oh look at this guy i think that's joe burrow uh look at these the rams pathetic creatures all right looks like the advantage here is having these three huge guys let's just go ahead and bring him up here i want to get a nice competition here where we're just going to slam our faces together we're just going to match up against the the dna yeah that's what i'm hoping for and uh in doing so we're going to really give ourselves a right opportunity to start this off well and here's the kick from the rams kick oh nice gentle gust of wind has affected the game bouncing the ball direct center of the field and we're gonna just absolutely devastate everyone here let's see what happens and the big am cakers absolutely obliterated completely chaot unavailable till the end of the match y'all you hate to see it you just hate to see it oh well what could happen again oh another knock down this time oh angles really take out that left side for their offense yeah they are really cleaning up the place let's see what happens with joe burrow against cam akers here joe really is number one he is number one and oh god to the groin oh that looked like a stomach hit to me but i'll oh re-roll that one uh i think pushing him back is the right decision here version back is the right decision let's see uh the fall through on that one let's just take this and that's gonna be a nice hit that's gonna be a quality hit wow that guy ain't gonna be moaning no more all right let's set up do it are we ready beautiful oh yeah the beautiful all right oh that's a good hit for a second i thought he was gonna use this rear end to really knock the noggin off of that one yeah i thought so too i think we all thought that and it's another hit this time with a hard left hand this is bessie james really got the best of the uh the offense there yeah all right we're gonna we got uh all right here comes a risky pass here coming in hot and that's the biggest whiff i've ever seen in my life see it really would have been beneficial if they used joe burrow for that play he was laying the hurt down i guess the rams a perfect opportunity to just oh we fumbled it all right he's going to blitz this one oh god that had to hurt but there the replay may give him a second chance here no it didn't he's not he's just dead he's just as down as he was before if not more if not more damn really unfortunate for the bengals here yeah it is unfortunate they seem to have entirely forgot about the possibility of actually using a ball oh and those teammates are getting back up getting back up the rams are resilient if anything they are that look at him go and all that work might just be wasted because it's just a completely open spot to there oh my microphone seems to be experiencing some interference oh boy this is what we'd love to see i am just so it seems that when the bengals attempt to cheat they lose however when the patriots attempt to cheat they absolutely destroy the competition here you know it's funny you say cheat there's no cheating going on here it's just uh entirely valid god damn it it's entirely valid and very smart playing uh on the bengals and oh that's good right to the balls oh head first to the balls all right we're gonna see what we can do here and yep this is what we love to see oh sony mitchell is out sony mitchell there needs to be a better defense to prevent the rams from moving the ball up field maybe there's a mango player that can get in the way yeah you might be right about that let me look there might be this one here comes joe burrow joe burrow is marching yeah he's just gonna stare him down because he knows if he he moves at an inch he's got to go through the both of them that don't look good that don't look brown another player that could potentially get into that spot as well yeah you probably right about that you probably right you know i wonder if they can get actually in between their uh their offensive player and the end zone yeah they might they might they just might in a in a moment oh oh no it's fine oh oh oh god oh god ouch the bengals lose a player no they don't he's just stunned that's how tough he is that's incredible i know you know the bengals have really fought hard this entire season they and the rams have as well the rams believe it or not have played all of their chips to get the players they have on their team now it does not look very promising for them in future draft picks or seasons but they have made it to their ultimate goal especially the trade for matthew stafford that was a huge decision yeah and changed the course of the rams yes trading matthew stafford for a giant yeti was probably a controversial move to say the least all right let's see what's gonna happen here we've got the possibility of taking that guy out and i think they're going to go for it and whoa in a headbutt knocked out of the game oh stomped by the crowd to death to death and the ball has made it all the way over there the ball went flying that hit was so hard the ball just went 30 yards away yeah already the beautiful is going for it and she's picked it up she's gonna hand it a hawk it off to long bombed al coin the donner or whatever uh passed by that looks like a great throw and it's called this could be another problematic incident for the bengals here it seems like nothing but misery experiences the bengals every turn sounds like the bengals of old if you ask me oh jessie jesse bates oh no not jesse basically they need to hurry hurry sign him this year and instead he's he's gonna be out for the count yeah he's hopefully he can recover before next season see the thing about the super bowl is you're playing for this year if you win the championship the injuries don't mean that much to the to the players unless it ruins their career entirely but if they get injured in the super bowl the last game of the season and it's a long recovery process they're likely not going to be there for the beginning of next season ah interesting interesting good analysis good analysis my friend good analysis so staying healthy is still key if you want hope for the next possible season ahead all right if if miss butterfingers here could just pick up the ball and she can't or can she we're going to re retry this pickup she's just doing it oh that's an impossible pass but she could run it she could run it up the right here the left is probably the better player i think the bengals have them a little outflanked on the left side if they can get far enough ahead and they have the defenders in case there is a turnover you might be right about that that's a good point that's a good point she can box in there and if she goes going for it she could go the distance let's see what happens and she went he holds on to the ball it's john it is incredible we love to see it now we get a chance to see some action here uh pushback's better than the no back am i right am i right am i 100 100 right 100 right is that a double hit there is that two hits is that two hits oh oh with a double smackdown ooh and we're going to bring up the bears gonna oh bear needs to take a big hit there before we do anything so might as well just take this guy out of here yeah that's what we'd love to see and destroys them absolutely destroys we're gonna stay behind just to run oh with a big left hand knocked down all right we're gonna ring around the rosie here maybe not there here to there to block it off good dodge good dodge excellent dodge we love to see it all right and and trey henderson is still drooling still drooling positioning is key in this moment they still have the bengals have one player way deep towards their end zone i wonder why they're keeping them that far back maybe it's just their super safety it's called a safety oh this does not look good for butterfingers looks looks bad for joe mixon looks like joe mixon is oh knocked out look at the top teeth also knocked out of the mouth in that particular moment yeah that was brutal we did i love to see it actually i i really did uh we're gonna see joe burrow come up for vengeance let's see what he can do oh oh oh oh come on all right both down it's better than just me down oh but that leaves oh no it doesn't turn over yeah but he's boxed in the body of his compatriot is blocking his path from them he cannot get there at all he can't get there no he cannot they're trying to box in jamar chase tamar chase is getting surrounded but if we've seen it before throughout the season jamar chase has escaped greater precarious situations than this uh oh they're blitzing they're blitzing butterfingers but it looks like it's gonna be a double down oh ball is free bangles have a chance here all right maybe we could get some action from uh hendrickson who just loves drooling he loves drooling all right we might be able to pick that up if it's a plus four it's risky we could try to go for this guy first knock him out of the way and he will push him back oh push him towards the ball hmm go this way and then push him this way oh good calls good calls good calls for big balls it was a great play here it really was all right let's run him this way and then let's keep it going and what's what's even the danger what's the danger is there any danger there's no digging they're gonna go for it all much like they have throughout the entire season they gotta all right let's see if we can get some vengeance here let's uh try to get blitz what if we just no it's a plus six dodge it's gonna be too risky are you still drooling you all right bud come on come on you got all right he's coming out he stopped eating crayons long enough to run down the field has done it all right let's see what else trey henderson can do i think that's all i can do there all right and we got eretto the beautiful still posing in the back maybe moving them up field wouldn't it be a bad decision nope all right oh and they just pushed him back that might put him out of some of the danger zone and it does they're still trying to box up jamar chase they really want to take out jamar chase you know that i think their focus is misguided here they know what a danger is but they don't know what a danger amazing yum big ol big marquita let's see if we can do a uh wait a nice block yeah i think that's the good play there let's try this first and yes that's going to be a pushback get them out of the way so that we stay behind and that way we can just blitz you all we need is twos all the way down that's easy here he comes oh he's right up in his grill oh and it might be both players knocked down but i we're gonna re-roll it that's a big hit and the lead block by jumper the quarterback out of here really pulling through for his teammate here that's what we'd love to see in the past he's completely open for a touchdown and it's boom bangle touchdown the bangles get a real touchdown this time no fake touch as much as i hate to say it i do miss the green cheerleaders we saw earlier today something about these cheerleaders just really don't do it for me unfortunately the bengals did and get one player injured ah but but three knocked out for the uh rams yes i'd say that's a good trade like the rams are bringing in their subs oh they're they're doing a different strategy they're gonna overload the left side slightly here how will the bengals match up i honestly like their alignment to one extent but they are overpowered with the big i think that's an aggressive positioning this is aggressive positioning let's refine it a little bit here see the rams only have three people on the line of scrimmage makes it a interesting matchup i think we're gonna swap out our bigs so that we front load they're gonna front load yes they are they're gonna do that you know i think there's an advantage to having a slight gap because if they try and run through or around you cover more space and make them have to dodge more you're correct about that you are correct that might have been an opportunity there for a uh oh we are the bengals it's a reverse blitz somehow it might have been an opportunity to kick it short there and make them have to face off with the ball carrier against their pigs but bengals elected not to go go for that strategy ah yeah probably too many crayons never going to be perfectly honest uh that's not good for the brain that's only hendrickson yeah well he kind of is influential to the rest of the team you know how it is when one player does something the others want to follow suit they see performance they follow performance he was a free agent signing this year and he was considered uh one of the top pass rushers uh throughout the 2021 season you can see why a lot of calories in crayons however lot of chemicals that interfere with neurotransmitters you know the bengals actually made some incredible free agent signings this year that have all been successful wow bengals into halftime with the lead we haven't seen that too often this season no we have not uh even in the other universes where we saw them play at different versions much like doctor strange looking into the future and it seems the rams players have all recovered their starters are back in all right well it's okay for the bengals because uh every single player on the rams team is a clone of the other all right looks like we've got defensive setup too i think there might be an adjustment to defensive setup too that the bengals might go with here nope all right maybe there's a short kick strategy they're gonna go for an on sidekick it's a surprise on side brilliant coaching get an extra reroll thanks to coach taylor coach taylor with the uh oh sorry still resulted in a touchback yeah somehow somehow they're blocking up with one but you've got one two three people here able to come in oh there it is they're really they're really overpowering their left side of the offense here they are they are but there's gonna be an impenetrable wall of meat that that runner has to get through he's not gonna be able to slot any gaps without risking they might be going for a pass play here with one guy interesting interesting interesting oh no the hog molly up front might be getting uh the hero of last game as the decoy is out for the count oh no just stunned maybe he'll be able to get back a little bit he is tough he's tough that one all right let's see what the bengals do here bengals are going to do a lot all right they have to use a reroll but it worked and we'll move him to block up the other guy we're gonna follow him down with the knockout complete ko let's get some of these guys down here and open i think this is a defensive positioning not an offensive positioning but you know the bengals know what they're doing here bengals every position is potential for anything you never know what to expect from them they're going to do anything at any time maybe that player could be an assistant to help the other player are not yep it is the classic uh setup here he goes with the head to the groin the dick to the dick all right they're gonna button up this so that there's no way to get through no way to pass no chance for anything perhaps they can take out that lead blocker yeah and perhaps they will and pushed him back they will push him back and if he follows him he's going to be right next to that ball handler that's not going to look good for him be here yeah yeah cover cover this the the skirt around yep and you're gonna plug the gap this does not look good for that ball handler i think they're good at dodging they might be able to skirt around or staying there in case the pass is completed that's true that is true all right interesting game interesting game let's see what the rams do here with their ball carrier surrounded their options are limited oh one guy got back up sony mitchell too tough to keep down they're going for any moon let's see if they stay standing no they will not they will not the rams have knocked out another bangle i heard her spine shatter so that did not sound good she is in the ground mm-hmm she is completely almost six feet under oh my god oh other bangle down from a massive ram and another bone to never recover all right but the battles have something in store here with a big hit to the ball carrier it could change the game and will it the question is will it uh please don't be a bonehead no come on no no no trey stop eating crayons and god damn it he is eating crayons all right let's see what uh bessie jates the third can do and it'll just be a push is not a bad play here a double push back push back can they fumble it can they fumble it no but not an opportunity for the bangles to rush the ball carrier there potentially yes they did but that'd be a big dodge so why not let's just go for a hit here possibly take that spot take him out more like beautifully done and is going to in fact block the the ball carrier from going around the other direction oh the only problem here is now the bengals leave themselves open to a deep pass that is true that is true they are completely open over here but you got to remember the bengals completely open here doing nothing to help the rest of the team let's see what happens here what are the rams going to do what are the rams going on it looks like the rams are trying to surround trey hendrickson who's still eating his crayons he loves those crayons man he is trying to someone asked him to count what two plus two means so you saw steam coming out his ears he went back to the crayons they are blitzing the catcher here they are oh and it's a double knockout oh oh she got revenge for her fellowship is out for the game right in the groin oh it's a big big groin strain big groin strain here well the bengals have a massive opportunity here if they can take out the ball carrier this is a massive opportunity here let's see okay that's one dice this would be two if we could get enough brain power to actually hit and the ball has disappeared into the ether we'll see where the ball goes it was a big hit right there oh he can't do anything his brain is ill is incapable of anything further however we can box up that box the box can be boxed up and send somebody deep for the past could the bengals throw a touchdown pass here this could they throw could they throw we will have someone up there oh he's going for it if only someone there pick up that somebody can pick up that ball looks like uh trey hendricks's time to shine to something let's see and he yes you can onto the jaws of death you go wham look at that can any of the bengals players get up that are their turn has not been used yet that are laying on the ground uh not yet not yet but we can do a little bit of oopsies there we go that's what we're doing it's another knockdown with a big left hand oh yeah slapped him down but still can't get that ball it's all right because i don't think the rams are going to be able to can you click on one of those down players for me and see if they're going to stand uh this one he oh the bangles oh no oh no no they will not get up oh oh wait oh oh oh that would be a hell of a gambit look at this gambit look at that you know the bengals have been risking it all year maybe no no it won't be enough distance well maybe okay we could it could it could happen it could happen oh it doesn't happen first roll bad ooh that's not what you're doing all right the rams are in danger territory here if the rams are in danger they gotta go past two players to even touch that ball uh interesting i see what they're going for here the only thing they can they're going to try to get these players out of the way but it's a dependency on what they can do knock them right into the ball it's interesting they just didn't want joe burrow to touch that ball that's what they didn't want they are scared of joe burr they're knocking him back even more interesting pushing them closer all right i think if joe burrow can take out that defender on the right side there won't even need to be a dodge you're right about that let's see what joe can do they forget that joe is actually extremely powerful and joey ryan i guess loves to devastate those balls did you know that joe burrow last year completely obliterate his knee in a massive injury and came back this year to be frankly in contention for one of the best players in the league in 2021 i did not know that all right we got a plus five dodge pickup going on here we got a 2005 dodge pickup i think the better strategy is just to whack that guy oh but he's still got dodge you know maybe trey hendrickson can take out somebody to reduce that dodge or he can take out the dodge person himself maybe he might be able to still be a plus five dodge on his i think the better strategy is to try to hit this guy take his spot get him out of the way or murder him or he's gonna murder him he's going to murder him absolutely backhand uh crayon fueled rage that's still a plus five dodge maybe if he takes out the guy who's forcing him to dodge that could be beneficial i think we'll wait a turn on that one he's probably gonna wait a turn he's very smart about his plays and uh this guy's gonna clear up this interference here uh and he called his mom a that did not work out well ah well oh he got angry about that one yep oh yeah that man's mom is a saint you do not say otherwise ooh and he can still blitz he's still move he's still mobile he could come over here and stand in the way maybe the run play is going to be the better play in this situation yeah he's not going to pick it up but he's going to look menacingly daring sony mitchell to insult his mother just daring him let's see what the rams do here can play the clock well every single ram is looking at that ball practically salivating but they know that gambit they gotta get back up they get back up man these rams are tough they are resilient to say resilient uh-oh looks like uh he didn't he really truly thinks that his mom's a and oh god he has pictures of their evening together in france you know we really don't know we don't know that player's mother so maybe she is maybe she is a i mean i actually personally know to their other player interesting apparently that's possible everybody all right well the bengals have a chance here oh that'd be a place uh i think if hendrickson takes out the man who's forcing their middle guy to dodge that might be the strap that might be the strat that might be the strat let's see what goes on here yeah that looks good we're gonna use him to push the backhand knocking him into his own player yes he is open to rush for the ball if you could just not go uh let's see if we can push up some more space here maybe oh and they do successfully that's what we call good true oh the headbutt with the exterior teeth rocking yep that is what you love to see wonder if uh it might be better for joe burrow himself to come over and talk about who's nope he's not gonna do that he could take out the other defender though that's right oh and he will let's see if he's going to go for the dick once more that is always his favorite move and it's it is still consistent he's consistent that's what you say about joe burrow and now he's got a clear line of sight to kill that ball carrier lethal it's lethal ladies and gentlemen lethal with the lethal left hand oh and that's interesting oh it's right next to joe burrow this might be the play for the ages uh let's see what happens whoo oh run to the right side the right side is open it is open but i think he's going to stick by joe burrow just to be uh like a protective mother bear not a bad play not a bad player not a bad player any of the bengals that are knocked down get up like the rams it does not seem possible it doesn't seem that way though they can you can what he's been playing dead the whole time he's just been sleeping this whole time he went wild what what you you they they've literally just been taking a nap ladies and gentlemen this is kind of a revelation here um didn't didn't know they could get up at any moment that one's dead that that one is dead uh nope moe jackson's back up all of the bangles are suddenly getting back up it seems like that was just a thing you could do at any moment in time wow wish i would have known that earlier his mother is still a oh he got knocked down but he got up again only get it knocked back down oh you hate to see it you hate to see it looks like the rams are getting into a really uh nice defensive stance going right down the middle of the bengals setup all right let's see these players that got back up what they can do and it's a double knockout that's payback right there and it's a turnover because of that block oh that's gonna leave ooh this might be it ladies and gentlemen what is happening he's a bonehead took a few too many hits to the dick head today i think his his attitude is just you know whatever it takes to win whatever it takes to win that is true and the lane is open for the bangles to just run it down field all right let's see betsy jates he can't go the distance he can't do it but what he could do what could happen if this dodge happens if this dodge makes it if if nope that's more dangerous todd yeah you know what if if oh catcher oh that would that wouldn't do anything either yeah she goes deep she'll she'll you can throw it forward but i don't know if she could catch it and then do anything i don't think she can run afterwards now maybe he is not a pastor we know that about him he is not a passer let's just see yep let's just run him up the field and uh see what he can do the next turn he's going for it might as well he's right by the end zone all right let's see let's oh god well okay bengals have knocked themselves down joe burrow could freaking do anything which he can't oh joe burrow has had an incredible season you can't always count on him he's been consistent he's been one of their clutch players along with jamar chase tyler boyd t higgins you know trey hendrickson and sam hubbard have also been key players but when you get that deep in the balls of the enemy it's going to get to your head every once in a while it is it is and they're blitzing bessie jason obviously a quick way to get cocky oh they're going to knock him but they're going to knock him into the touchdown oh my gosh jesse touchdown oh and here comes the inferior cheerleaders yeah they are not green we're getting into the final few minutes of this game the real bengals may have this locked down they might got it locked down it seems like they're gonna go for an onside kick again let's see how it works out for him quick snap and the ball's right there it's a chance man if the bengals are able to score another touchdown this game's over it's one turn left they would have to grab the ball and run it all in the same turn they would have to pick up the odell beckham senior and just bring him into the touchdown trey hendrickson with his massive size and his girthiness i think could pull it off he might pull it off he might pull that guy's head right off oh they're trying to get jamar chase down again he was taking a nap last turn uh he's still energetic you can't keep him down they're gonna be coming back oh they're still gonna hit him this time right to the gut i feel like there's bullying at this point well no i think that's a ram so it can't be a bully very funny very funny very funny thank you put in the canned laughter for that one all right will do actually let's see let's see what he does oh he does something all right i'll push him right into the ball carrier i know he unfortunately cannot now hendricks then going for the sack here i wonder if he no six plus dodges that's not gonna happen but this will all right a apparently daryl henderson is out brutal brutal well the bengals do have an opportunity why are you going around that way maybe maybe if they take out the guys on the left hand there we go that's why he's going for it he's gonna make it oh tripped up blow time and it's an instant replay terrible terrible terrible work but that is a turnover but is that the end of the game that is the end of the game and the bengals have won against all odds the real bengals have done it 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searching go my favorite sports team or clicking the link in the description but you can search go my favorite sports team on spotify apple google and amazon to find a place that fits your listening needs so what we're gonna do today is something that we did similar uh in 2017. tyler and i we played the super bowl the super bowl game the super bowl the in that game where you could play football it's madden who um uh was the innovator for sports video games in a lot of ways john madden did pass away this year so uh rest in peace mr man in honor of uh of the super bowl and mr madden himself uh i have this here let me share my screen i've got the super bowl game here uh uh um i'm very confused why i'm looking at cabal vision and what looks like a vampire and a giant ogre sitting at a desk what are you talking about that's john madden look man i don't know what to tell you i saw this game on steam it was on sale i wasn't gonna pay full price for that other game and i figure one football game is the same as another right plus i went in here and there's already the teams loaded in oh yeah so we got the bangles with their lineup you know they're yellow oh change their color make them orange it is orange what are you talking about that looks like yellow that is the orangest orange oh my god no no no it's them it's let's see the bangles who day a team roster we got joe burrow we got bo giro jamar chase he tiggens sam hubbard ham suburb majar chase cj uzoma jc ozoma bj uzoma jp uzoma joe mixon mo dixon and double xozoma we got them all it's all here oh my god they're at the paul bronze stadium uh you know we got the red we got wait no we got wait hold on go back go back to where you just were hold on there's there's a selection for cheerleader when you're looking at oh bro it says human versus cheerleader that's just human cheerleaders could be dwarf cheerleaders or otherwise what we're gonna do there's no way to get these teams to play like ai against each other so i will play as the bengals and you commentate you know this game in and out wait you're playing yeah i'm playing what why are you laughing you're playing what do you mean i have their playbook right here i will play as them i know what i'm doing do you yeah what are you saying i don't know what i'm doing i last time we played we played madden and you just were like hail mary every player this is madden this is i don't know what to tell you welcome back sportsman boy oh we're playing that paul braun yeah we're where else is super super bowls played at uh la stadium this year well look you need every advantage you can get i'll let you i'll let you do it hey come on man you don't know how he's gonna go look at this lineup of beautiful bangles oh yeah 12 13 seven mm-hmm why do they all why are they rodents look how giant they are i didn't even fit the other team is so much bigger no what it does fine look size is in everything size is not everything i'm sorry but she lied to you set up your team all right so how should i set up you got a solid solid defense right now what are your options i can move them no put your big guy in the middle right in the middle of that that's right oh yeah that's a good point that's a good point i think you're lined up pretty good now like that yeah all right let's see what happens all right oh i'm kicking i think you want to kick it there yeah i think that's a good spot just just short of the the end zone there so blitz defense start their drive a fraction of a second before the offense is ready catching their opponents by surprise all right uh give me give me you you are commentator in this game you give me a constant bl play by play translate the action to what's happening here sure so far you got big big josh to tofu lined up right in the center ready to completely rip off the head of the the opposing goat that's somehow smaller than the giant rat meanwhile small rats are going against giant goats and they're going to really nibble their way through that offensive line uh-huh what am i doing you should uh i don't know how to play this game so i have no clue i can't you can't pronounce it you already performed it actually oh wait no sorry i just needed to the ball oh gotcha here they go oh they're they're going around to the left here looks like they're gonna run it a wild animal all right he's going to cover that edge um you need to you need to cover that end on the the the left hand side when you left side yeah he's going to run back and get the ball he dropped it he dropped it he turned the ball over look at that you're already winning mark we got um we got uh who's this we got no don't run him that far don't run no oh god i did not make it guys it didn't mean yeah yeah i was worried about that yeah so what's that like when uh you get your uh gutter runner tripped over as he's going for the ball that's an absolute pancake block if i've ever seen one ah i don't know what just happened he picked up the ball and he's running forward all right all right cool take your big login dude in the center well it's not my turn he's gonna take he's gonna take out your dude from behind there nice dodge he dodged his block he's gonna shed defenders all right see that big guy in the middle when it's your turn oh yeah yeah yeah i know i know what you're talking about yeah you send him deep in there to attack that boy oh he's trying to delete your man oh it's a epic hit of jokes no mix it no bagels quarterback is down i gotta use my apothecary revive him oh he's stunned he'll get up next turn that's better than dead stunned is better than dead in football oh oh god oh my god another one obliterated by the rams offensive line yeah that was uh that was silver cup with a big hit along with his uh compatriot odell beckham senior really little okay and he was ready with that dodge yeah von miller wanted some but ham suburb wasn't having none of it we got odell beckham the third over here looking off and jamar chase he knows they're going for your big logging boy i think you need to take out the guy in front of to topu all right let's let's uh let's uh let's see what he does too poo versus aaron o'donnell aaron donald very strong we know he's strong okay oh both people down they just butted heads like we've never seen before in a bloodbath bowl i think you're going to have to start uh moving that man right there this guy no he's going to be moved a little bit he needs to move back all right he'll move that's your healy boy and he's down no that's not the apothecary that was joe burrow and joe burrows out for the exclamation point he missed completely a big whiff oh that's too bad that's too bad oh and a double knockout again von miller is stunned all right that guy right there whatever his name is who's next to the stun boy go get ball why is he going that way jump over okay i don't know i think you got to make him wider i think he's got to go to that minus one spot all right i think i think that's where you go let's see there we go that's better all right so i think in this game if you get knocked unconscious the other team just gets to go oh yeah all right there there's a chance for your man right there all right so there man doesn't take him out so is this a coaching problem or is this a player's not putting in enough i think this is definitely a coaching problem i think i think the alignment was a little poor in deciding where they wanted to uh to go all right i think this time the defense has a chance using the man not next to an opposing defender no it'll be fine it'll be fine it'll be fine it'll be fine nope uh no wait wait yeah yeah there you go there we go this is what we're looking for oh he oh he does he's too quick he's got a chance he's got a chance he's going for the chance he's getting that's team reroll i think that's a win i think that's a bad win t higgins is down for the count there seems to be a clear indication that there's uh unfairness in terms of the amount of players they can move versus the amount of players the bengals can move i think it ultimately comes down to if you get knocked unconscious you can no longer move that turn you're right but these guys are two f a two fear induced jamar chase and major chase major chase the chase brothers are gonna are gonna be the saviors of the bengals here on defense i can tell we can all tell that that is true man never mind i think it just scored the touchdown anyway he slips he slips at the one yard line and dies he is a dead he's rewinding time and he oh dang it with an effective rewind of time he has a rewritten history and uh that touchdown will count apparently in this version of football a touchdown is only one point ah break out the cheer oh my god the cheerleaders with their man-eating heads wow i didn't need to see that that is a memory i will not get burned out of my brain anytime soon i think uh i think he's he's he's doing an interesting decision here he's got to dodge a defender to get to the ball yeah no matter what he's got to get to that ball for sure and then uh if he goes this way he's got to dodge a lot of things got to get a plus four year plus three there plus five there and plus he's gotta be the luckiest uh set of the on the plays of the year you know i think the pluses mean he has he's got a pretty good chance there he in fact took out he's cleaning he made it through whoa do not pass that over there let's see what happens we'll see if he goes here he just needs a plus four and a plus three if he goes this route he needs a plus five if he goes straight down the barrel he needs a plus five seems like this seems to be his best bet let's see what's like the best chance yeah let's see what happens he's tripped but time is on his side perhaps perhaps the replay will not be instantly what it is right in the ass oh oh dang oh and that's uh halftime apparently so you know i never expected uh football to be a turn-based game but i it seems you know that kind of is the case uh they do call plays uh between downs and uh then then run it out yeah you really but uh usually both teams go at the same time that seems like a rough decision because he's gonna have to dodge and then hurt somebody you're right that's a terrible yeah let's just hurt somebody we we're really looking to hurt people here uh what is that defender down like that i like the sound of that yeah apparently you get a choice of what happens oh look at that bite but he just ate him up oh red why is it red defender stumbles hmm i don't know oh boy yeah that's that's the they both hurt each other uh die apparently maybe if we had known the rules of this particular version of football we might have a chance probably big guy needs the guy in front of big guy needs to be taken out first you're right he do never mind oh no there's an opportunity to get a knock down here by clicking on the knock down dice no if it's red you can't click any of them simply uh impossible you do have another guy that can take out a different dude uh we're gonna just here's what we're gonna do we're gonna we're gonna wild animal this guy and then pass over here and if there's no one alive why is that how that goes finally after they boxed everything out they have created a nice safe space for themselves however they didn't count on uh this happening well that's not gonna happen this happening nope okay not that either i think possibly taking out the people around the ball instead of the ball initially might be the play here now you see the thing is they seem to all be red they're all very red ah death attacker down no oh skull is bad oh you see how one might think in football that skull would be good it turns out every time you chose one second here we got some uh interference going on with this uh with uh with um we got some interference interference there's interference right now there's interference right now where it would uh i think there's some static coming in i i think static i think static something bad has happened yeah it's a shame you hate to see it uh you really hate to see it this is what i was looking for now hold on ah it's perfect it's perfect i'm excited for the perfection that i shall witness finally all right now we've had some uh problems with our broadcast i'd like to bring out the real bangles the uh previous bengals were uh imposters to say the least see we got the real bangles here ah yes got the real bangles here all right ball brown stadium now we're really going to see this lexi make the past hour of recording like into like 10 minutes by the way what tyler what do you have to say to the lovely people out there by the way guys if you want to learn about real sports or just hear mark figure things out in the most interesting way imaginable uh you should check out the podcast called go my favorite sports team uh it's in all the podcast locations it's our podcast not just the podcast but it's also their podcast oh look at this guy i think that's joe burrow uh look at these the rams pathetic creatures all right looks like the advantage here is having these three huge guys let's just go ahead and bring him up here i want to get a nice competition here where we're just going to slam our faces together we're just going to match up against the the dna yeah that's what i'm hoping for and uh in doing so we're going to really give ourselves a right opportunity to start this off well and here's the kick from the rams kick oh nice gentle gust of wind has affected the game bouncing the ball direct center of the field and we're gonna just absolutely devastate everyone here let's see what happens and the big am cakers absolutely obliterated completely chaot unavailable till the end of the match y'all you hate to see it you just hate to see it oh well what could happen again oh another knock down this time oh angles really take out that left side for their offense yeah they are really cleaning up the place let's see what happens with joe burrow against cam akers here joe really is number one he is number one and oh god to the groin oh that looked like a stomach hit to me but i'll oh re-roll that one uh i think pushing him back is the right decision here version back is the right decision let's see uh the fall through on that one let's just take this and that's gonna be a nice hit that's gonna be a quality hit wow that guy ain't gonna be moaning no more all right let's set up do it are we ready beautiful oh yeah the beautiful all right oh that's a good hit for a second i thought he was gonna use this rear end to really knock the noggin off of that one yeah i thought so too i think we all thought that and it's another hit this time with a hard left hand this is bessie james really got the best of the uh the offense there yeah all right we're gonna we got uh all right here comes a risky pass here coming in hot and that's the biggest whiff i've ever seen in my life see it really would have been beneficial if they used joe burrow for that play he was laying the hurt down i guess the rams a perfect opportunity to just oh we fumbled it all right he's going to blitz this one oh god that had to hurt but there the replay may give him a second chance here no it didn't he's not he's just dead he's just as down as he was before if not more if not more damn really unfortunate for the bengals here yeah it is unfortunate they seem to have entirely forgot about the possibility of actually using a ball oh and those teammates are getting back up getting back up the rams are resilient if anything they are that look at him go and all that work might just be wasted because it's just a completely open spot to there oh my microphone seems to be experiencing some interference oh boy this is what we'd love to see i am just so it seems that when the bengals attempt to cheat they lose however when the patriots attempt to cheat they absolutely destroy the competition here you know it's funny you say cheat there's no cheating going on here it's just uh entirely valid god damn it it's entirely valid and very smart playing uh on the bengals and oh that's good right to the balls oh head first to the balls all right we're gonna see what we can do here and yep this is what we love to see oh sony mitchell is out sony mitchell there needs to be a better defense to prevent the rams from moving the ball up field maybe there's a mango player that can get in the way yeah you might be right about that let me look there might be this one here comes joe burrow joe burrow is marching yeah he's just gonna stare him down because he knows if he he moves at an inch he's got to go through the both of them that don't look good that don't look brown another player that could potentially get into that spot as well yeah you probably right about that you probably right you know i wonder if they can get actually in between their uh their offensive player and the end zone yeah they might they might they just might in a in a moment oh oh no it's fine oh oh oh god oh god ouch the bengals lose a player no they don't he's just stunned that's how tough he is that's incredible i know you know the bengals have really fought hard this entire season they and the rams have as well the rams believe it or not have played all of their chips to get the players they have on their team now it does not look very promising for them in future draft picks or seasons but they have made it to their ultimate goal especially the trade for matthew stafford that was a huge decision yeah and changed the course of the rams yes trading matthew stafford for a giant yeti was probably a controversial move to say the least all right let's see what's gonna happen here we've got the possibility of taking that guy out and i think they're going to go for it and whoa in a headbutt knocked out of the game oh stomped by the crowd to death to death and the ball has made it all the way over there the ball went flying that hit was so hard the ball just went 30 yards away yeah already the beautiful is going for it and she's picked it up she's gonna hand it a hawk it off to long bombed al coin the donner or whatever uh passed by that looks like a great throw and it's called this could be another problematic incident for the bengals here it seems like nothing but misery experiences the bengals every turn sounds like the bengals of old if you ask me oh jessie jesse bates oh no not jesse basically they need to hurry hurry sign him this year and instead he's he's gonna be out for the count yeah he's hopefully he can recover before next season see the thing about the super bowl is you're playing for this year if you win the championship the injuries don't mean that much to the to the players unless it ruins their career entirely but if they get injured in the super bowl the last game of the season and it's a long recovery process they're likely not going to be there for the beginning of next season ah interesting interesting good analysis good analysis my friend good analysis so staying healthy is still key if you want hope for the next possible season ahead all right if if miss butterfingers here could just pick up the ball and she can't or can she we're going to re retry this pickup she's just doing it oh that's an impossible pass but she could run it she could run it up the right here the left is probably the better player i think the bengals have them a little outflanked on the left side if they can get far enough ahead and they have the defenders in case there is a turnover you might be right about that that's a good point that's a good point she can box in there and if she goes going for it she could go the distance let's see what happens and she went he holds on to the ball it's john it is incredible we love to see it now we get a chance to see some action here uh pushback's better than the no back am i right am i right am i 100 100 right 100 right is that a double hit there is that two hits is that two hits oh oh with a double smackdown ooh and we're going to bring up the bears gonna oh bear needs to take a big hit there before we do anything so might as well just take this guy out of here yeah that's what we'd love to see and destroys them absolutely destroys we're gonna stay behind just to run oh with a big left hand knocked down all right we're gonna ring around the rosie here maybe not there here to there to block it off good dodge good dodge excellent dodge we love to see it all right and and trey henderson is still drooling still drooling positioning is key in this moment they still have the bengals have one player way deep towards their end zone i wonder why they're keeping them that far back maybe it's just their super safety it's called a safety oh this does not look good for butterfingers looks looks bad for joe mixon looks like joe mixon is oh knocked out look at the top teeth also knocked out of the mouth in that particular moment yeah that was brutal we did i love to see it actually i i really did uh we're gonna see joe burrow come up for vengeance let's see what he can do oh oh oh oh come on all right both down it's better than just me down oh but that leaves oh no it doesn't turn over yeah but he's boxed in the body of his compatriot is blocking his path from them he cannot get there at all he can't get there no he cannot they're trying to box in jamar chase tamar chase is getting surrounded but if we've seen it before throughout the season jamar chase has escaped greater precarious situations than this uh oh they're blitzing they're blitzing butterfingers but it looks like it's gonna be a double down oh ball is free bangles have a chance here all right maybe we could get some action from uh hendrickson who just loves drooling he loves drooling all right we might be able to pick that up if it's a plus four it's risky we could try to go for this guy first knock him out of the way and he will push him back oh push him towards the ball hmm go this way and then push him this way oh good calls good calls good calls for big balls it was a great play here it really was all right let's run him this way and then let's keep it going and what's what's even the danger what's the danger is there any danger there's no digging they're gonna go for it all much like they have throughout the entire season they gotta all right let's see if we can get some vengeance here let's uh try to get blitz what if we just no it's a plus six dodge it's gonna be too risky are you still drooling you all right bud come on come on you got all right he's coming out he stopped eating crayons long enough to run down the field has done it all right let's see what else trey henderson can do i think that's all i can do there all right and we got eretto the beautiful still posing in the back maybe moving them up field wouldn't it be a bad decision nope all right oh and they just pushed him back that might put him out of some of the danger zone and it does they're still trying to box up jamar chase they really want to take out jamar chase you know that i think their focus is misguided here they know what a danger is but they don't know what a danger amazing yum big ol big marquita let's see if we can do a uh wait a nice block yeah i think that's the good play there let's try this first and yes that's going to be a pushback get them out of the way so that we stay behind and that way we can just blitz you all we need is twos all the way down that's easy here he comes oh he's right up in his grill oh and it might be both players knocked down but i we're gonna re-roll it that's a big hit and the lead block by jumper the quarterback out of here really pulling through for his teammate here that's what we'd love to see in the past he's completely open for a touchdown and it's boom bangle touchdown the bangles get a real touchdown this time no fake touch as much as i hate to say it i do miss the green cheerleaders we saw earlier today something about these cheerleaders just really don't do it for me unfortunately the bengals did and get one player injured ah but but three knocked out for the uh rams yes i'd say that's a good trade like the rams are bringing in their subs oh they're they're doing a different strategy they're gonna overload the left side slightly here how will the bengals match up i honestly like their alignment to one extent but they are overpowered with the big i think that's an aggressive positioning this is aggressive positioning let's refine it a little bit here see the rams only have three people on the line of scrimmage makes it a interesting matchup i think we're gonna swap out our bigs so that we front load they're gonna front load yes they are they're gonna do that you know i think there's an advantage to having a slight gap because if they try and run through or around you cover more space and make them have to dodge more you're correct about that you are correct that might have been an opportunity there for a uh oh we are the bengals it's a reverse blitz somehow it might have been an opportunity to kick it short there and make them have to face off with the ball carrier against their pigs but bengals elected not to go go for that strategy ah yeah probably too many crayons never going to be perfectly honest uh that's not good for the brain that's only hendrickson yeah well he kind of is influential to the rest of the team you know how it is when one player does something the others want to follow suit they see performance they follow performance he was a free agent signing this year and he was considered uh one of the top pass rushers uh throughout the 2021 season you can see why a lot of calories in crayons however lot of chemicals that interfere with neurotransmitters you know the bengals actually made some incredible free agent signings this year that have all been successful wow bengals into halftime with the lead we haven't seen that too often this season no we have not uh even in the other universes where we saw them play at different versions much like doctor strange looking into the future and it seems the rams players have all recovered their starters are back in all right well it's okay for the bengals because uh every single player on the rams team is a clone of the other all right looks like we've got defensive setup too i think there might be an adjustment to defensive setup too that the bengals might go with here nope all right maybe there's a short kick strategy they're gonna go for an on sidekick it's a surprise on side brilliant coaching get an extra reroll thanks to coach taylor coach taylor with the uh oh sorry still resulted in a touchback yeah somehow somehow they're blocking up with one but you've got one two three people here able to come in oh there it is they're really they're really overpowering their left side of the offense here they are they are but there's gonna be an impenetrable wall of meat that that runner has to get through he's not gonna be able to slot any gaps without risking they might be going for a pass play here with one guy interesting interesting interesting oh no the hog molly up front might be getting uh the hero of last game as the decoy is out for the count oh no just stunned maybe he'll be able to get back a little bit he is tough he's tough that one all right let's see what the bengals do here bengals are going to do a lot all right they have to use a reroll but it worked and we'll move him to block up the other guy we're gonna follow him down with the knockout complete ko let's get some of these guys down here and open i think this is a defensive positioning not an offensive positioning but you know the bengals know what they're doing here bengals every position is potential for anything you never know what to expect from them they're going to do anything at any time maybe that player could be an assistant to help the other player are not yep it is the classic uh setup here he goes with the head to the groin the dick to the dick all right they're gonna button up this so that there's no way to get through no way to pass no chance for anything perhaps they can take out that lead blocker yeah and perhaps they will and pushed him back they will push him back and if he follows him he's going to be right next to that ball handler that's not going to look good for him be here yeah yeah cover cover this the the skirt around yep and you're gonna plug the gap this does not look good for that ball handler i think they're good at dodging they might be able to skirt around or staying there in case the pass is completed that's true that is true all right interesting game interesting game let's see what the rams do here with their ball carrier surrounded their options are limited oh one guy got back up sony mitchell too tough to keep down they're going for any moon let's see if they stay standing no they will not they will not the rams have knocked out another bangle i heard her spine shatter so that did not sound good she is in the ground mm-hmm she is completely almost six feet under oh my god oh other bangle down from a massive ram and another bone to never recover all right but the battles have something in store here with a big hit to the ball carrier it could change the game and will it the question is will it uh please don't be a bonehead no come on no no no trey stop eating crayons and god damn it he is eating crayons all right let's see what uh bessie jates the third can do and it'll just be a push is not a bad play here a double push back push back can they fumble it can they fumble it no but not an opportunity for the bangles to rush the ball carrier there potentially yes they did but that'd be a big dodge so why not let's just go for a hit here possibly take that spot take him out more like beautifully done and is going to in fact block the the ball carrier from going around the other direction oh the only problem here is now the bengals leave themselves open to a deep pass that is true that is true they are completely open over here but you got to remember the bengals completely open here doing nothing to help the rest of the team let's see what happens here what are the rams going to do what are the rams going on it looks like the rams are trying to surround trey hendrickson who's still eating his crayons he loves those crayons man he is trying to someone asked him to count what two plus two means so you saw steam coming out his ears he went back to the crayons they are blitzing the catcher here they are oh and it's a double knockout oh oh she got revenge for her fellowship is out for the game right in the groin oh it's a big big groin strain big groin strain here well the bengals have a massive opportunity here if they can take out the ball carrier this is a massive opportunity here let's see okay that's one dice this would be two if we could get enough brain power to actually hit and the ball has disappeared into the ether we'll see where the ball goes it was a big hit right there oh he can't do anything his brain is ill is incapable of anything further however we can box up that box the box can be boxed up and send somebody deep for the past could the bengals throw a touchdown pass here this could they throw could they throw we will have someone up there oh he's going for it if only someone there pick up that somebody can pick up that ball looks like uh trey hendricks's time to shine to something let's see and he yes you can onto the jaws of death you go wham look at that can any of the bengals players get up that are their turn has not been used yet that are laying on the ground uh not yet not yet but we can do a little bit of oopsies there we go that's what we're doing it's another knockdown with a big left hand oh yeah slapped him down but still can't get that ball it's all right because i don't think the rams are going to be able to can you click on one of those down players for me and see if they're going to stand uh this one he oh the bangles oh no oh no no they will not get up oh oh wait oh oh oh that would be a hell of a gambit look at this gambit look at that you know the bengals have been risking it all year maybe no no it won't be enough distance well maybe okay we could it could it could happen it could happen oh it doesn't happen first roll bad ooh that's not what you're doing all right the rams are in danger territory here if the rams are in danger they gotta go past two players to even touch that ball uh interesting i see what they're going for here the only thing they can they're going to try to get these players out of the way but it's a dependency on what they can do knock them right into the ball it's interesting they just didn't want joe burrow to touch that ball that's what they didn't want they are scared of joe burr they're knocking him back even more interesting pushing them closer all right i think if joe burrow can take out that defender on the right side there won't even need to be a dodge you're right about that let's see what joe can do they forget that joe is actually extremely powerful and joey ryan i guess loves to devastate those balls did you know that joe burrow last year completely obliterate his knee in a massive injury and came back this year to be frankly in contention for one of the best players in the league in 2021 i did not know that all right we got a plus five dodge pickup going on here we got a 2005 dodge pickup i think the better strategy is just to whack that guy oh but he's still got dodge you know maybe trey hendrickson can take out somebody to reduce that dodge or he can take out the dodge person himself maybe he might be able to still be a plus five dodge on his i think the better strategy is to try to hit this guy take his spot get him out of the way or murder him or he's gonna murder him he's going to murder him absolutely backhand uh crayon fueled rage that's still a plus five dodge maybe if he takes out the guy who's forcing him to dodge that could be beneficial i think we'll wait a turn on that one he's probably gonna wait a turn he's very smart about his plays and uh this guy's gonna clear up this interference here uh and he called his mom a that did not work out well ah well oh he got angry about that one yep oh yeah that man's mom is a saint you do not say otherwise ooh and he can still blitz he's still move he's still mobile he could come over here and stand in the way maybe the run play is going to be the better play in this situation yeah he's not going to pick it up but he's going to look menacingly daring sony mitchell to insult his mother just daring him let's see what the rams do here can play the clock well every single ram is looking at that ball practically salivating but they know that gambit they gotta get back up they get back up man these rams are tough they are resilient to say resilient uh-oh looks like uh he didn't he really truly thinks that his mom's a and oh god he has pictures of their evening together in france you know we really don't know we don't know that player's mother so maybe she is maybe she is a i mean i actually personally know to their other player interesting apparently that's possible everybody all right well the bengals have a chance here oh that'd be a place uh i think if hendrickson takes out the man who's forcing their middle guy to dodge that might be the strap that might be the strat that might be the strat let's see what goes on here yeah that looks good we're gonna use him to push the backhand knocking him into his own player yes he is open to rush for the ball if you could just not go uh let's see if we can push up some more space here maybe oh and they do successfully that's what we call good true oh the headbutt with the exterior teeth rocking yep that is what you love to see wonder if uh it might be better for joe burrow himself to come over and talk about who's nope he's not gonna do that he could take out the other defender though that's right oh and he will let's see if he's going to go for the dick once more that is always his favorite move and it's it is still consistent he's consistent that's what you say about joe burrow and now he's got a clear line of sight to kill that ball carrier lethal it's lethal ladies and gentlemen lethal with the lethal left hand oh and that's interesting oh it's right next to joe burrow this might be the play for the ages uh let's see what happens whoo oh run to the right side the right side is open it is open but i think he's going to stick by joe burrow just to be uh like a protective mother bear not a bad play not a bad player not a bad player any of the bengals that are knocked down get up like the rams it does not seem possible it doesn't seem that way though they can you can what he's been playing dead the whole time he's just been sleeping this whole time he went wild what what you you they they've literally just been taking a nap ladies and gentlemen this is kind of a revelation here um didn't didn't know they could get up at any moment that one's dead that that one is dead uh nope moe jackson's back up all of the bangles are suddenly getting back up it seems like that was just a thing you could do at any moment in time wow wish i would have known that earlier his mother is still a oh he got knocked down but he got up again only get it knocked back down oh you hate to see it you hate to see it looks like the rams are getting into a really uh nice defensive stance going right down the middle of the bengals setup all right let's see these players that got back up what they can do and it's a double knockout that's payback right there and it's a turnover because of that block oh that's gonna leave ooh this might be it ladies and gentlemen what is happening he's a bonehead took a few too many hits to the dick head today i think his his attitude is just you know whatever it takes to win whatever it takes to win that is true and the lane is open for the bangles to just run it down field all right let's see betsy jates he can't go the distance he can't do it but what he could do what could happen if this dodge happens if this dodge makes it if if nope that's more dangerous todd yeah you know what if if oh catcher oh that would that wouldn't do anything either yeah she goes deep she'll she'll you can throw it forward but i don't know if she could catch it and then do anything i don't think she can run afterwards now maybe he is not a pastor we know that about him he is not a passer let's just see yep let's just run him up the field and uh see what he can do the next turn he's going for it might as well he's right by the end zone all right let's see let's oh god well okay bengals have knocked themselves down joe burrow could freaking do anything which he can't oh joe burrow has had an incredible season you can't always count on him he's been consistent he's been one of their clutch players along with jamar chase tyler boyd t higgins you know trey hendrickson and sam hubbard have also been key players but when you get that deep in the balls of the enemy it's going to get to your head every once in a while it is it is and they're blitzing bessie jason obviously a quick way to get cocky oh they're going to knock him but they're going to knock him into the touchdown oh my gosh jesse touchdown oh and here comes the inferior cheerleaders yeah they are not green we're getting into the final few minutes of this game the real bengals may have this locked down they might got it locked down it seems like they're gonna go for an onside kick again let's see how it works out for him quick snap and the ball's right there it's a chance man if the bengals are able to score another touchdown this game's over it's one turn left they would have to grab the ball and run it all in the same turn they would have to pick up the odell beckham senior and just bring him into the touchdown trey hendrickson with his massive size and his girthiness i think could pull it off he might pull it off he might pull that guy's head right off oh they're trying to get jamar chase down again he was taking a nap last turn uh he's still energetic you can't keep him down they're gonna be coming back oh they're still gonna hit him this time right to the gut i feel like there's bullying at this point well no i think that's a ram so it can't be a bully very funny very funny very funny thank you put in the canned laughter for that one all right will do actually let's see let's see what he does oh he does something all right i'll push him right into the ball carrier i know he unfortunately cannot now hendricks then going for the sack here i wonder if he no six plus dodges that's not gonna happen but this will all right a apparently daryl henderson is out brutal brutal well the bengals do have an opportunity why are you going around that way maybe maybe if they take out the guys on the left hand there we go that's why 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