I'm So Frustrated with This Game!

It's like playing inverted with a Russian controller and a Russian instruction manual, it's 100% communist right now. I didn't know this Santa, I should have guessed with all the red on his coat, but apparently, it's just him showing his true colors. Okay, I think I'm getting the hang of it. I'm starting to feel like I know what I'm doing.

I Spy the Last Two Presents

I've got a feel for it now, I'm adjusting, and I'm happy that someone made me a game. I blew out all the eardrums of my fans in the beginning, no, oh God if I hit the mountain side and died, if that's how that game would have ended, right before I would have got the last one, I would have been no, oh my God, stop giving me a goddamn Art Attack, please. I want to get back to normality, I want to live happily ever after, I want to live free.

Nice Music

Oh, nice music, what nice tender music, oh that's good, oh that's good. Okay, okay, all right, so anyway, I'm sorry I got mad at you, euphoric rager, but oh, I hope you understand don't get me wrong, this music is actually quite soothing for me, uh, that's very nice.

The Developer

Let's all just take a relaxing breath and get rid of all the stress. When I went into this game, I knew it was going to be Santa, the game, I was going to do like oh, I got so many Santa jokes that I'm going to make, oh it's going to be so much fun the fans are going to love it. But either way, this was crazy awesome and I hope you guys got a laugh out of it.

The Community

I don't mean to be insulting to the developer, you've made two great games for me in the past, I cannot be more grateful to you and to everyone that has made me anything fan art, uh videos, attribute things and games like all that. I am so honored because this community is so awesome and I didn't mean for this to turn into like a but...the music's here, might as well you guys are amazing seriously thank you so much for everything that you have done to support me.

A Personal Thank You

And see there's Bard actor one down there just thank you guys so much for doing all this for me. You're awesome, he's awesome, Bard actor's awesome, all of you are awesome. So thank you all so much, uh, you can play this for yourself and you can see how frustrating it was in the description below but either way, the music is cutting off, so thank you all so much for watching.

The Unexpected Fun

I'm a little late, awkward silence, byebye. Surprised at how fun this game is because then I just start doing oh no I'm going to get you I'm going to I'm so close I'm going to get you big boy ooh nailed you ah it's a dir. I'm going to call them dir derder done smashed me into the ground.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is Mark abl and welcome to Santa player the game I have to collect gifts for all the kitties that's the most adorable thing I've ever seen and I recognized that fan art it was one of the ones I used for Christmas uh this past year but anyway let's get into the game all right you kitties voice oh I thought there was going to be more to that oh God you kitties don't control very nicely do you okay it's it was left Mouse button to speed up oh good God this does not control well okay I think I missed the presentence oh my God is that the oh my God that's the EP Epic Sax music guy comeing okay why did I moan with such a visceral pleasure I have no idea what's going on with those kitties in Santa Claus over there you damn kids stop stop steering you got into the eggnog didn't you oh it was right there God this is hard that's what she said I don't know what to do my normal Voice or Santa Claus voice this is really hard oh my God okay so I just okay oh that Epic Sax music is so not Christmasy but I what is the point of even rotating Santa really appreciates the nice soft tender present for all the little boys and girls God you know i' I've done okay slow down slow down SL Down Slow Down slow down slow down slow okay you came to a complete stop you're floating inid air that's all good and you kids are so creepy with your constant running God you look like little gremlins okay you know what Santa's just going to fly upside down from now on anyway this is made by the same guy they made yeah that's the stu okay this is made by the oh God stop stop stop stop stop no get the present stop being such an I didn't expect this to be a god damn rage game you son of a just I've already played my rage game for today Jesus this is so difficult just coordinate oh my God it's impossible to get good Lord Alo it is just line up good God I'm still not lined up am I I'm still not Frick fragen line up there we go oh my God you you guys can't even see how this translated into the game because this game is just ridiculously hard to control no no God I've been blowing out the mic since I started playing this haven't I I am very sorry I God I've been monitoring my voice but it's not working oh my God you son of a you made this game I know you made other ones but the dude intentionally make this the worst controlled game I've ever played in my life a I hate oh God I hate everything right now no no don't miss it don't miss it I have to go in a goddamn cork screw to be able to get the I don't want to have to do that I don't want to have to do this this isn't fine this isn't fine okay I got it okay Panic time over let's just take it back for a breather it'd be nice if I could see more than like presences constellations on the edge of the horizon okay I'm going to calm down now because I've I've learned I've learned to tame the beasts within and control these damn kitties so that they fly in a normal Direction cuz these bad ass bastard kitties don't know what's good for them I'm going to put nutmeg in their stockings if you know what I mean everybody even I don't know what I mean theya so crazy he doesn't know what he's going to do God I know that Santa voice is going to destroy my voice later on oh I'm not going to be able to talk for like 5 days God I know I Santa no no stop stop okay do you are you seeing this guys are you understanding and appreciate what I am suffering through right now to make sure that I get to the end of this goddamn game are you understanding now do you get it do you understand me oh my God I it's so frustrating it's that feeling no stop st please please stop the Epic sack music is not helping me in this endeavor oh be nice I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not wanting to be oh God I'm not wanting to be oh my God it's so it's oh it's like so frustrating just to try to get it to go exactly where you wanted to go okay stop stop stop it doesn't stop when you wanted to it doesn't turn where you wanted to it doesn't go what you wanted to do just stop oh God oh God it's the most frustrating thing I've ever done in my entire life oh my god I've never been in this much Agony playing a game just trying to finagle it's like playing inverted with a a Russian controller and a Russian instruction M it's 100% communist right now good lordy I didn't know this Santa I should have guessed with all the red on his coat I just thought it was the blood of the Innocence but apparently it's just him showing his true colors okay I think I'm oddly enough I think I'm actually getting the hang of it I'm s God you know that feeling that you get when you're trying to get something it's like trying to thread a needle through the hole of a pin and it's literally so infuriating that you need to set it down and go lay down and take a nap that's how infuriating that was it's a little better now because I'm getting a feel for it okay I Spy the last two presents I got a feel for it now I'm adjusting I'm happy someone made me a game I blew out all the eardrums of my fans in the beginning no oh God if I hit the mountain side and died if that's how that game would have ended right before I would have got the last one I would have been no oh my God stop giving me a goddamn Art Attack please I want to get back to normality I want to go back to a happy life I want to live happy I want to live free okay oh my God okay oh what nice music what nice tender music oh that's good oh that's good okay okay all right so anyway I'm sorry I got mad at you euphoric rager but oh I hope you understand don't get me wrong this music is actually quite soothing for me uh that's very nice let's all just take a relaxing breath get rid of all the stress you know when I went into this game and I knew it was going to be Santa the game I was going to do like oh I got so many Santa jokes that I'm going to make oh it's going to be so much fun the fans are going to love it but either way this was crazy awesome and I hope you guys got a laugh at of it it's all good fun I don't mean to be insulting to the developer developer you've made two great games for me in the past I cannot be more grateful to you and to everyone that has made me anything fan art uh videos attribute things and games like all that I am so honored because this community is so awesome and I didn't mean for this to turn into like a but the music's here so might as well you guys are amazing seriously thank you so much for everything that you have done to support me and know also I see there's Bard actor one down there just thank you guys so much for doing all this for me you're awesome he's awesome Bard actor's awesome all of you are awesome so thank you all so much uh you can play this for yourself and you can see how frustra it was in the description below but either way the music is cutting off so thank you all so much for watching and as always I will'll see you in the next video I'm a little late awkward silence byebye surprised at how fun this game is because then I just start doing oh no I'm going to get you I'm going to I'm so close I'm going to get you big boy ooh nailed you ah it's a dir I'm going to call them dir derder done smashed me into the ground I haven't been able to get gethello everybody my name is Mark abl and welcome to Santa player the game I have to collect gifts for all the kitties that's the most adorable thing I've ever seen and I recognized that fan art it was one of the ones I used for Christmas uh this past year but anyway let's get into the game all right you kitties voice oh I thought there was going to be more to that oh God you kitties don't control very nicely do you okay it's it was left Mouse button to speed up oh good God this does not control well okay I think I missed the presentence oh my God is that the oh my God that's the EP Epic Sax music guy comeing okay why did I moan with such a visceral pleasure I have no idea what's going on with those kitties in Santa Claus over there you damn kids stop stop steering you got into the eggnog didn't you oh it was right there God this is hard that's what she said I don't know what to do my normal Voice or Santa Claus voice this is really hard oh my God okay so I just okay oh that Epic Sax music is so not Christmasy but I what is the point of even rotating Santa really appreciates the nice soft tender present for all the little boys and girls God you know i' I've done okay slow down slow down SL Down Slow Down slow down slow down slow okay you came to a complete stop you're floating inid air that's all good and you kids are so creepy with your constant running God you look like little gremlins okay you know what Santa's just going to fly upside down from now on anyway this is made by the same guy they made yeah that's the stu okay this is made by the oh God stop stop stop stop stop no get the present stop being such an I didn't expect this to be a god damn rage game you son of a just I've already played my rage game for today Jesus this is so difficult just coordinate oh my God it's impossible to get good Lord Alo it is just line up good God I'm still not lined up am I I'm still not Frick fragen line up there we go oh my God you you guys can't even see how this translated into the game because this game is just ridiculously hard to control no no God I've been blowing out the mic since I started playing this haven't I I am very sorry I God I've been monitoring my voice but it's not working oh my God you son of a you made this game I know you made other ones but the dude intentionally make this the worst controlled game I've ever played in my life a I hate oh God I hate everything right now no no don't miss it don't miss it I have to go in a goddamn cork screw to be able to get the I don't want to have to do that I don't want to have to do this this isn't fine this isn't fine okay I got it okay Panic time over let's just take it back for a breather it'd be nice if I could see more than like presences constellations on the edge of the horizon okay I'm going to calm down now because I've I've learned I've learned to tame the beasts within and control these damn kitties so that they fly in a normal Direction cuz these bad ass bastard kitties don't know what's good for them I'm going to put nutmeg in their stockings if you know what I mean everybody even I don't know what I mean theya so crazy he doesn't know what he's going to do God I know that Santa voice is going to destroy my voice later on oh I'm not going to be able to talk for like 5 days God I know I Santa no no stop stop okay do you are you seeing this guys are you understanding and appreciate what I am suffering through right now to make sure that I get to the end of this goddamn game are you understanding now do you get it do you understand me oh my God I it's so frustrating it's that feeling no stop st please please stop the Epic sack music is not helping me in this endeavor oh be nice I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not wanting to be oh God I'm not wanting to be oh my God it's so it's oh it's like so frustrating just to try to get it to go exactly where you wanted to go okay stop stop stop it doesn't stop when you wanted to it doesn't turn where you wanted to it doesn't go what you wanted to do just stop oh God oh God it's the most frustrating thing I've ever done in my entire life oh my god I've never been in this much Agony playing a game just trying to finagle it's like playing inverted with a a Russian controller and a Russian instruction M it's 100% communist right now good lordy I didn't know this Santa I should have guessed with all the red on his coat I just thought it was the blood of the Innocence but apparently it's just him showing his true colors okay I think I'm oddly enough I think I'm actually getting the hang of it I'm s God you know that feeling that you get when you're trying to get something it's like trying to thread a needle through the hole of a pin and it's literally so infuriating that you need to set it down and go lay down and take a nap that's how infuriating that was it's a little better now because I'm getting a feel for it okay I Spy the last two presents I got a feel for it now I'm adjusting I'm happy someone made me a game I blew out all the eardrums of my fans in the beginning no oh God if I hit the mountain side and died if that's how that game would have ended right before I would have got the last one I would have been no oh my God stop giving me a goddamn Art Attack please I want to get back to normality I want to go back to a happy life I want to live happy I want to live free okay oh my God okay oh what nice music what nice tender music oh that's good oh that's good okay okay all right so anyway I'm sorry I got mad at you euphoric rager but oh I hope you understand don't get me wrong this music is actually quite soothing for me uh that's very nice let's all just take a relaxing breath get rid of all the stress you know when I went into this game and I knew it was going to be Santa the game I was going to do like oh I got so many Santa jokes that I'm going to make oh it's going to be so much fun the fans are going to love it but either way this was crazy awesome and I hope you guys got a laugh at of it it's all good fun I don't mean to be insulting to the developer developer you've made two great games for me in the past I cannot be more grateful to you and to everyone that has made me anything fan art uh videos attribute things and games like all that I am so honored because this community is so awesome and I didn't mean for this to turn into like a but the music's here so might as well you guys are amazing seriously thank you so much for everything that you have done to support me and know also I see there's Bard actor one down there just thank you guys so much for doing all this for me you're awesome he's awesome Bard actor's awesome all of you are awesome so thank you all so much uh you can play this for yourself and you can see how frustra it was in the description below but either way the music is cutting off so thank you all so much for watching and as always I will'll see you in the next video I'm a little late awkward silence byebye surprised at how fun this game is because then I just start doing oh no I'm going to get you I'm going to I'm so close I'm going to get you big boy ooh nailed you ah it's a dir I'm going to call them dir derder done smashed me into the ground I haven't been able to get get\n"