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**Today's Episode: Wasting $1,400 on Mystery Tech**

In today's episode of [channel name], we're taking a thrilling approach to tech purchases. Instead of Ken making the decisions himself, he's decided to let his Twitch followers take control and spend all the money for this episode.

As Ken so eloquently puts it, "If it sucks, you know who to blame, yourself." This bold move sets us up for an entertaining ride, where we'll get to experience the excitement of discovering new tech without the burden of financial responsibility.

**The Music Sets the Tone**

(chill music) Ah, yes! The perfect accompaniment to this experiment in mystery tech spending. The soothing melody will surely get you in the right mindset as we dive into the unknown world of cutting-edge technology.

Welcome to [channel name]!

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Today we waste $1,400 on mystery tech.Usually it's Ken who's doing the wasting.However, today he decidedto let his Twitch followersspend all the money for this episode.So if it sucks, you knowwho to blame, yourself.(chill music)Hello, welcome to "Mystery Tech".Fish Belli Pet one inch pet apatosaurus.I have a, wait, that's a tattoo!I get to put on a tattoo!- Hold pressure onthat for a couple minutes.- Okay, I'm thoroughly holding.Okay, I think it's gotta be good, right?Ooh, look at that!That right there is some A+ quality.- It matches your Taco Bell shirt.- Wait, can I make him fly?- Wow, what a literal flex.- With a fresh tattoo let'ssee what's in the box.(Austin laughs)Wait, that's it?Just a little dinosaur.I'm not sure what I expected.- It's not tech, but it's nice.- Are we changing the nameof "Mystery Tech" to "Mystery Nice"?This is not Roboraptor, to be clear,that this is Roboraptor X,but he can have his little buddy there.Thank you very much for watchingthis episode of "Mystery Tech".You subscribe to the channel, right?I mean, obviously now that I've gottena permanent dinosaurtattoo of Roboraptor'sweird fourth cousin, twice removed,you know you gottasubscribe to the channel.What are you waiting for?Hit the bell.You're waiting for the tech?Is that the joke?You're trying to make fun of me'cause I don't have any tech?Guess what?That's your fault becauseyou didn't buy any tech.That looks like tech.Good job, Ken.That was very well-timed.- By the way, this item,you might be wondering...- Was it really expensive?- You might bewondering why it's not a box,first of all.Because it is not retail packaging,but the company that sent it to usis sponsoring today's "Mystery Tech".- We have a sponsor for "Mystery Tech"?We have a sponsor for "Mystery Tech"!We have a sponsor for "Mystery Tech"!Yes, yes!The years of wasting money are over.What is this?- That is the Duolink,your first speaker buds.- Speaker buds?Wow, me and my buds hangingout with my speaker buds.Is this the one that breaks in, oh.So essentially it's a stereospeaker that's magnetic,when you take it apart,and then you actually havethe earbuds themselves.Okay, so they sound pretty good.So I think the thing that'sinteresting about themis that the buds themselveshave a lot of really goodpassive noise cancellation.So literally justputting them in your earsblocks out a lot of noise.But on top of that you havethe capacitive touch on the back,to play and pause, as wellas change your volume.What I wanna do is,how does it work with the actual speaker?Do I just put them in?- Yes.- Okay.(dynamic music)Oh!I did it.Wait, how'd I do that?Wait, you just put themback in, that's it?Wait, what happens if I take it out?Oh, whoa, it's like instant.Yo!Okay, okay, okay, that'sactually pretty cool.Woo.- That's the, there ya go.- Yeah.Look, we're like filling theroom with sound right now.Yo, this is like actually stereo effectfrom all the way over here.Yo, this is pretty rad.So how much is Duolink?- At the time of shooting,you can pick them upon Kickstarter for $99.- This is 99 bucks?- Yup, and whenit goes full retail,it would only be 150.- That's actually really solid.So even at $100, or even$150, but especially at $100.I mean the in-ear headphones themselvesare almost worth that.And that's not even consideringthat you have the speaker,which as far as I'm concernedis kind of the coolest part.I mean, sure, there've beenwireless earbuds around in the past.But the idea of combiningit with a Bluetooth speakerthat can actually break apart,and it all charges and syncs together,that's really rad.So definitely be sureto go check out Duolinkat the link in the descriptionand get yourself some sweet audio action.(upbeat music)Sweet audio action, is thatreally the way I said that?Sweet audio action.- Yeah.- Sweet audio action.- Those are wordsthat came out of your mouth.- Hm, well, thank you very muchfor sponsoring this video Duolink.And thank you very much for allowing meto enjoy your sweet audio action.So I just doubled down on that one.Just so you're aware.I caught it.Wonder Bread, oh, Ken.First think I see, bestif used by weeks ago.Is that another toaster?- It's not just atoaster, it's a Revolution.- Okay, here's the thing.There was an episode of "MysteryTech" a little while agowhere Ken bought a very, veryexpensive Japanese toaster,which was touted to be theworld's greatest toaster.And after mercilessly making fun of him,I realized that it actuallywas a very good toaster,and I legitimately use it every day.How much was the RevolutionCooking Toast-o-matic 1400?- $300.(chill music)- That's a really big screen.Oh, you know what though?It comes up fast.Oh!- Fancy.- So you know the one thing I actuallydon't like about normal toasters?We're all friends here, I can admit this.A little scary.A little scary.- What?- Are you afraid of toasters?- Look, I appreciate some toasted bread.But everything's fine,it's nice and quiet,all of sudden, bang!And then your bread pops up.It's a very frightening sound.- It's very silent.(toaster beeps)Oh, how fun.- Okay, yeah, this isactually pretty good.This is pretty good, Ken.You got me with a toaster again.It's very hot.It's crisped.- Oh that is literally perfect.(toast crunches)Oh wow.Whoa, whoa!- Calm down.Whoa!What, that's actually pretty good.- It's toast.- No but it--- It's plain toast.- The consistency.- Could you guysbe any whiter right now?- The consistency.- Yeah, I know who I'm talking to.- All right, we're gonnago pastry, fresh, start.- Bold to say that's fresh, but...Give me my Pop-Tart.- Mm.You get one Pop-Tart, I get the other one.- Everyone knows you eat two, okay.- Get outta here.You think I'm not gonna eat a Pop-Tart?I mean, I'm not exactlya Pop-Tart reviewer,but if I were to reviewthe Revolution toaster,it may not be a revolution.- Would you pay $300for it, with your own money?- Absolutely not.Not a chance.But, it does a pretty good job.Also, I like Pop-Tarts.That's a lot of Pop-Tarts,imagine $300 in Pop-Tarts.I think I'd rather have that.Okay.Not another one of these.Okay so, so this is 12inch HD mobile phonescreen amplifier with Bluetooth speaker.What that really means, ifyou speak non-marketing,is it's a little piece ofplastic in front of the screento magnify it, and a Bluetoothspeaker, and a little stand.I can most assuredly guarantee youthat it will not look like this.It's gonna look bad.Can we just take a second and acknowledgethat these are a bunch of stock photoswith it horribly photoshopped.And look, there's these two girls,and there's like part of a phone.This guy who's on like a laptopand they put it in front.Best gift for the old.Like this one, whichjust doesn't even make...That is some of the worstphotoshopping I have ever seen.Oh man, this is cheap, cheap.This is like that dirt-cheap plastic.How much was this Bluetoothspeaker combination?- $25.- That is about $21 too expensive.So here is our obligatorypiece of plastic,which is going to quoteunquote magnify our screen.So this is what we usedfor the Switch, right?The Switch Lite?- It's similar, actuallythat is a very similar.Oh that, yup, also ascreepy as I remember.Wow!Whoa!- Woo, woo.There we go.Wait, here you can have this.There we go.- Psychedelic.- This is Ken's new camera lens.Oh, oh, oh, okay.We're almost there, we're almost there.Okay.If I look at it like this,yeah, this is a good view.I think this is great.I'm just gonna say, don't waste your moneyon one of these things'cause they all suck.We've done like five ofthem on "Mystery Tech".But if you're looking for areally cool camera filter,boom, there you go.See, boring HD vision, fun-o-vision.Who doesn't want tohave some fun-o-vision?Certainly not me.Is that a Furby?- It is a Furby.- So before I even open up the Furby Boom,Ken how much was this?'Cause I remember hearing storiesthat this was a very popular kid's toyand they were very expensive.- So I paid $55 for this.- Like five-five?- Five-five.- Oh, that's not so bad.Okay.- Scratch that.Add an extra $100 to that.- It was $150?- Yes.(funky music)Okay, all right.Oh, that's that's disturbing,if you open up its eyesand they're just blank and soulless.Oh.All right.- I know that feeling.- Are you okay, Matt?- No.My cries for help are loud.(Furby chattering)(Roboraptor roaring)- Roboraptor, Roboraptor.Roboraptor, Roboraptor.(toys chattering)Are they talking right now?Wait, does Roboraptor like the Furby?(Furby singing)What, Roboraptor's all excited!- This is the first thinghe hasn't immediately attacked.(beeps)The Furby has turnedRoboraptor against us.- No!Is this how we lose Roboraptor?- No way.- Oh, yeah!- Get him Roboraptor!- Yeah!There we go, that'swhat I'm talking about.It's okay, don't worry about that.It's fine.Okay, well Roboraptor's excited.This is the collectableGood Tiger Electronics Wheel of Fortune.More toys?Actually, I like Wheel of Fortune though.Okay, let's go, round one.Okay.Event, spin.(upbeat music)$500.Can I get a...Wait, E, what?I'm player two?Why would I not be player one?(toy buzzing and beeping)Oh, it's broken.It's just the E button isbeing constantly pressed.- Oh that's sad.- Give it a good whack.(toy beeping)- Yeah, doesn't work.Ta-dah, it's me, hello."Mystery Tech" time.Ooh, it's a big one.A keyboard.Oh, it's a bad keyboard!A bad keyboard!The Advantage Two ergonomic keyboard.Ken, I've always looked at theseand I always think they look so stupid.So recently we took alook at some of the bestmechanical keyboards that you can buy,or customize, and even build.And after that I have amuch finer appreciationfor this kind of stuff.So, for reference, in thisparticular typing testI average around 70 to 90based on the keyboard, words per minute.So let's see how this one works.Oh, that is really bad.I have to look down 'cause Idon't know where anything is.19 words per minute with 93% accuracy.Okay, so look, if this issomething that is helpful for you,I get the idea of thisbeing very ergonomic.Look, I mean, how I'mresting my wrists here,I guess it doesn't feel super comfortableright out the gate.But I think that I amfortunate enough not to havereally any carpal tunnel issues,but it's an interesting concept.It actually does work.But this is something thatyou really need to commit to,you really need to getvery much acquainted with,and then it might be all right.But I don't think I'll beswitching anytime soon.Vufine, a heads-up display tointegrate with your devicesfor a hands-free experience.This isn't, is this theGoogle Glass except dumb?- So you mean Google Glass?- I walked straight into that one.Okay, so we have our instruction manual.And, is this it?Oh wow, that's just a...Okay.So I just do this.- And mostimportantly, you can use itwith your prescriptions, ifI understand it correctly.(chill music)- I don't think I'm using it right.- Definitely not, no.- Uh, uh, this is very strange.So I essentially can seewhat's on the PC screen.It's pretty sharp.I think the display is only like 540p.But because, to my eye, it's like,they say it's like a four inch screen,it's very, very small.But I can very clearly readwhat's on the laptop screen right now.I can see the zero, zeros on the fans.The problem is though, if you see,it keeps pulling my glasses off my face.So you have to find someway of managing your cable.It's interesting, it's cool.I don't think it's worth 200 bucks.Thank you very much for watchingthis episode of "Mystery Tech".I'm very happy to reportthat we had some tech today.And if you would like to see hot, spicy,"Mystery Tech" episodesdirectly to your sub feed,make sure to subscribehere to the channel.And keep that bell tollingfor the latest and greatestin Ken's questionable decisions.Can I watch it, can I watchour new video on this?I bet I could.There we go.Yeah, there we go.