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**A Unique Phone Experience: Reviewing the uleFone**

The uleFone phone is a chunky device, but it has several features that make it stand out. When I opened up the camera app, I was impressed to find a lovely-looking camera, but pressing the night vision button made my eyes water.

"Dear viewers, you can't see me right now, can you?" The uleFone's night vision camera is a cool feature, especially when compared to other phones on the market. The camera looked great on screen, and I was curious to see how the actual video would turn out.

To test its capabilities, I used the phone's noise test feature, which alerted me with an alarm bell when I got too loud. The phone even measured my noise level, which was a pleasant surprise. However, it seemed that my screams were not enough to trigger the "nervedamaging" warning, so I might have underestimated its sensitivity.

The uleFone also features a tempered glass screen protector, which is a great addition. While the phone itself may be chunky, its design has some unique touches, such as a curved power button that's not straight.

One of the phone's most interesting features is its ability to electrify water, making it healthier to drink. The device comes with a power LED and claims to keep you hydrated for life by electrocuting you. It only works with pure water, mineral water, or purified water, which seems like a narrow but intriguing requirement.

To test this feature, I poured some cold water into the phone's special container, which was filled with hydrogen-rich water. The device illuminated as it detected the presence of hydrogen, and I could see a large number of bubbles rising from the bottom.

As I waited for the LED lights to extinguish, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and wonder at this unusual feature. Finally, the lights went out, and I was invited to drink the electrified water.

The taste was... straightforward. It tasted like water, which wasn't exactly what I had expected from an experience that promised to improve my circulation and energy levels.

As I sat there, pondering the meaning of it all, I couldn't help but notice that one of my clothes had been left behind months ago. It seemed a strange moment to revisit old forgotten items, but perhaps it was just a reminder that even in this most unusual of phone experiences, there is always something new to discover.

**Conclusion**

In conclusion, the uleFone phone is a unique device that offers a range of features and experiences that are sure to intrigue and possibly perplex. From its night vision camera to its ability to electrify water, this phone is not for everyone, but it's certainly an interesting addition to any smartphone collection.

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Not me.- You wouldn'twear it at Disneyland?- No, I would actually not-- To church?- I would not rep this brand,but I'm just curious about this.So, how much did I payfor this mystery box?It was like 70 bucks or something.- 70 bucks. And itasks you for a T-shirt size?- Yeah, yeah, yeah,so that's why I assumedthere's a shirt in here.(playful music)- Does it sound like the ocean?- A little bit. Not only is itdusty, it's incredibly light.Did you guys take thestuff out of the box?- Nope.- Nope.(Matt and Ken laughing)Did they forget to putmy stuff in the box?- They whisperedT-shirt in the box.- There is nothing in thebox, that makes $70 a box.- No, Austin, it's see-through.- You guys couldn't share the bang a box.- This is a nice box for $70.Like we got our money'sworth. Can't break it.- It's actually, likeyou don't see the corrugationthat's actually really high quality.- Oh yeah, like it's-- Wait, I can rectify the situation.- Okay, you fix it, please.Okay, let's try this again.Oh look, an item.Is this just a random item thatyou put in the box tomake you feel better?- Yeah.- 'Cause I bought this. This is a phone.This is a 10,600 milliampere-hour battery.Yes, you hurt me right.Don't adjust your headphones.10,000 milliampere-hours.Which should power this phone forprobably until it breakswould be my assumption.Wait, how much was this?- It was a 124.99.- That's a reasonable pricefor a phone, I'm not mad.Oh, fancy packaging.We've got some foam and thenwe've got the, what the?What the? Oh my god!Feel the heft.- Is that a phone or a taser?- It's my Z Flip 5.Admittedly a fairlysmall lightweight phone.It weighs 188 grams.This FossiBot weighs 339 grams,so it's over double the weight.Let's try the speaker though,that's the thing I'm really curious about.'Cause this is a chunkyAI music powered speaker.Dude, it is so slow.Like honestly,this is one of the slowestphones I've ever used.I don't understand why it's this bad.- Listen toCareless Whisper by Toad.- The (quack) version?(upbeat music)Wow, what an experiencewe all just had together.That is the loudest speakerI've ever heard on a phone.And it is not even close.That's like quadruple the soundof like an iPhone or whatever like,it is so (beep) loud.- Whoa.- Okay.- I don't think I couldrecommend this phone to anyonebecause it is so slow.I mean, it is slow, slow,but the only positive things I can sayis that it does seem likeit's built relatively well.At least it's built ina durable kind of way.Unfortunately, it weighsabout as much as a brickand is about as performant as a brickthrowing it through the air.Okay, all right. That's a big chungy boy.Oh, is that my chair?All right, let me open this chairand I'll be right back once I've assembledwhat I'm sure is a verywonderful knockoff of DXRacer.- Oh, but, you know,there's an extra featurethat is listed here, it says massaging.- Racing, gaming, and massaging?- That's theDouxlife, don't you know?- Oh, it's the doux part of the life.(upbeat music)So I've got this bitwhich, whoa, whoa, whoa.- Well, you gottadeploy the footrest now.- Oh yeah, you're right.- So, it's that then flips out?- Yeah.- Yeah.- Nice- Boy, this is the way I like to race.And then I've got buttons here,so I'm gonna turn power on.All right, what? Okay, wewant high intensity. Woo.Can you hear that?- Yeah.- Yeah.- I mean, it soundslike you've just eaten a lot of Taco Bell.- Yeah.- Okay, this is normal mode.It's a pleasant sound of sitting ondriving over train tracks.- You look super relaxed right now.- I'm so relaxed.- This chair was 135.99.- That actually is pretty goodconsidering that you could getlike a regular, cheapy officechair for the same price.What I'm experiencing hereis not so much a massageand more, so imagine you stuff10 smartphones in your chair,turn them on vibrate andthen give them the beans.- That's a great idea.- That was disrespectful to this,I'm sure, very fine product.Oh, I know this one.The uleFone, the uleFone Armor X13with up to 12 gigs of RAM,six gigs of RAM and sixgigs of virtual RAM.All right.Now, this is certainly a chunky.Look at, I have average size handsand it's like I'm holding a damn iPad.How much was the uleFone?- It was 139.99.- Pretty good deal.Especially because we've got ourselvesa tempered glass screenprotector, very, very nice.So the uleFone phone isquite a chunky device,but there are a couple of featuresthat make it specifically unique.So when I open up the cameraand what we're gonnafind is that it's got,oh look, a lovely, actuallynot a terrible looking camera,but if I press night vision, it's now.- Oh, oh no.- Oh yes.Can we please dim the lights?So dear viewers, you can'tsee me right now, can you?But you can with the uleFonebecause it's got a night vision camera.That's a cool feature, right?- That actuallylooked really good on like,I mean, I'm curious to see howthe actual video comes out,but like on screen,that looked really good.- There's an alarm bell and a noise test.I'm gonna do the noise test.General room environment,noisy work environment,nerve cells are destroyedor you'd better leave now.- Whoa.- Wait, that's a metric?- So, let's be quiet for a secondand see what this studio sounds like.Okay, about 35 db.Now, I'm gonna get loud.Is everyone ready for my itchto destroy your nerve cells?Ready? Set.(Austin screams)- Let's get ready to rumble!- It just says 90. Itdidn't go above 90 at all.This thing-- I think.I feel like OSHA wouldhave some things to sayabout you trying to go abovethe thing that says nervedamaging, you better leave.- You better leave now.- Yeah, you tryingto damage our nerves?- I just wanted to findout how loud I could be,and apparently, I'm not loud enough.This thing is actually kind of cool.I mean, I don't knowif I would've recommendbuying a weird chunky phone like this,but it's actually not bad.Like honestly, this thing is kind of cool.Well, it opened itself.- Oh, okay. The ghosts opened that.- Oh! Hydrogen rich water cup.Healthy water, the source of life.- Yeah so, youever drink water and go,damn, I wish this had more hydrogen in itbecause that's somehow was better.Well, this electrifies yourwater, so there's more hydrogen.- I, you know what? I drink,actually, only hydrogen.I don't drink like the,the O part of water, get out of here.- There's too much O.- Exactly.I don't want the H2O, I just want the H2.It has a power LED which,can I just mention that thepower button is not straight.You see, I was just likekind of curved to the side.- Same.- Okay.- Can anyone please readme the benefits of thiswhile I experience it?But can you read like a posh cool accent,so I feel better aboutmy health decisions?- The benefits are thatthis well keep you hydratedfor the rest of your lifebecause it's going to electrocute you.So it only, apparentlythis only works withpure water, mineralwater, or purified water.- Well, this is purified, so it counts.I turned it on, it's doing some-- The water temperatureat 50 degrees celsius.- What? 50 degree? That's hot.- Yeah, that's very hot.At this time, a largenumber of hydrogen bubblesin the bottle will rise from the bottom.- I wouldn't notcall it a large number.- Well, it's gaining.- It's doing its thing.- There's more and more of them.- The LED lights willautomatically extinguish.- Whoa.- When you can drink.- Oh, it's done, it's done, it's done.Okay, okay, wait, check, I gotta check.- Exponentially.- Smells like water.Oh, it's cold, why is itcold? Wow, it's very cold.- It was in therefrigerator, you idiot.(beep)- Can I just say thatit tastes like water.- No,can't you feel yourimproved microcirculation?- Well as far as I'mcirculating right now.- Do you feel energized?- No, but my sinuses feellike I just did a-- Do me a favorand wipe down that table.- All right, I'm just gonnaclean that up real quick.- Oh.- Okay, that one did not get close.Let's take a look at whatclothes I bought months agoand have completely forgotten about."Boy Future belo to thosewho believe in thebeauty of their dreams."- Is it dreams or is it drearas?- Drearas.The beauty of my drearas.All right, well, we'rejust gonna put this one on.How do you do fellow kids?- Oh god.- Oh no, sorry, I'mnot done, I'm not done.Let me finish the drip.Oh, what the, what is this fabric?It's a...Oh no, oh no, this is see-through.- HR is just pre-fillingout every form right now.- Look at the-- What is the entire,what is the intended usage?It buns down way too far.- Can we move on, please?Is there another item?All right, the mini TV game console.It's almost like a PlayStationone, except (quack).Inside we have, what's justlike a fake PlayStation Classic,isn't it?We got a lot.So we got some. Oh my god.- I can hear howcheap those sound from here.- There's likenothing in there, huh?Including, there's no L and Rbuttons is literally a D-pad.- Wait, whoa.- What? They didn't render?- Yeah, they didn't finish rendering.All right, fire up TV.Fire up TV.Oh wait, no, it'sactually broken, isn't it?- Oh.- Wait, no, no that's literally melike pushing down on the cabletill I get a little bit of a signal.Wow, I almost can makeout an image, almost.How much did we pay for this thing?- 13.99.- That was 12.99 too expensive'cause this thing is junk.- This is like reminding meof like trying to watchchannel 99 in the '90s.- It's like, I think I saw something.- Well, don't worry'cause we got you a backup plan.- A backup plan?- Backup plan.- In case that one didn't work.- Uh-huh.Oh my god, a super console?Who needs that?- Whoa.- Chances are that worksprobably better than before.- It probably. I actually just fixed it.So this is my X2 Pro super consolewith built-in classic games,dual system and added games.And inside we have,well, we have an HDMI.Wait, what? This is our super console?That doesn't look very super to me.We got ourselves a quad core A53 CPU.Apparently will support Sega Saturn.Ooh.- Wow.- Very exciting.That's pretty good.All right, let's plug this in.Let's see what we got here.Let's see what we got here.- Okay.- Whoa.This is a super console, isn't it?And then-- Oh, sick.The controller works too.So we've got 72,597 games.- Wow.- That's more gamesthan I thought existed.All right, let's try,let's try PlayStation first.Oh, Ace Combat, hell yeah, brother.Dude, this actually, at first glance,I mean obviously I wouldnever condone purchasing ROMs.- Well, you ownall 72,000 of these games.I do, actually.- It's fine.- It's in my basement.wBut, this does seem quite impressive,like if this works remotely.Yeah boy, that's not good.I mean, look at my frame rate here is justliterally multiple frames per second.Like probably at least five.All right, let's get out ofPlayStation, it can't do that,let's get something older.So far, I've been moderately impressed.I mean PlayStation should be, oh wow.Yeah, and then in fact for,so for Game Boy Advance,it actually has like a little CRT filter,which honestly doesn't look bad.This actually seems pretty decent.Super console, might not be, but for $69,actually $69 is like a little borderline,but it's okay for 69 bucks.They don't work.- What?- Dude, they've beencharging for hours nowand they don't work.- What?- Did youassemble them correctly?- I mean, you just plug them in.What did you do?- There's an on switch.- Held the button.- My apprentice, you have betrayed us.(epic music)- What fell?- Do you see now?It is now a giant flashlight'cause I broke the end.I will say, besides the factthat they definitely break really easily,they actually are kind of cool.- I mean, we hit really hard.You can't flip that? Youcan't twir, yeah, come on.- There you go.- There you go.Okay.- Rip Darth Maul.- Thank you very muchfor watching thisepisode of Banggood Tech.Subscribe to the channel.I'm not going to orderfrom Banggood again,but who knows?Maybe my next video willbe full of good techand not whatever this is.- Probably not.