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The Shocking Liar's Unusual Day

I must say that today is not going to be a typical day for anyone, and I'm certainly not exempt from feeling this way. *Claps hands* Ah, yes! Let me start by clearing my throat and getting into the right mindset.

It's clear that today is an unusual day, and I think it's safe to say that it might not be too much fun for some of you out there. However, as I always say, "Maybe for you, not for me." And trust me, I'm not expecting a day filled with joy and laughter.

But what makes this day so unusual? That would be the presence of Tom, also known as "The Shocking Liar," who is undoubtedly going to make my day even more interesting. The mere mention of his name sends shivers down my spine, and I can already imagine the drama that's about to unfold.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enThis is bad...*Claps hands**Clears throat* WOOOOO!Ha!You guys can tell that todayIs an unusual day and it's probably not gonna betoo much fun.....Maybe for you, not for meDefinitely not for Tom.'The Shocking Liar'\"Electric Shock Lie Detector\"14+I do not know how this thing works butApparently if you tell a lieWhen your hands are strapped down to itIt will shock youAnd there's a number of variable shock controlsFrom low all the way up to HighThis dude doesn't look happy about itI'm not happy about itI do have to take full responsibilityI mean i ordered the thingWhat does it have hereYou can see there's a meter on the frontLie on one end and Truth on the otherNow i don't know what is it doingTracking your pulse, maybe?I mean your pulse is gonna be elevatedNone the lessJust because you know the impending doom!It's sitting right there, I don't know..This thing's creeping me outAnd why am i doing it?For your entertainmentOo...Alright*Throws box on the floor*So we have some packagingA little bit of paperThis is where it says \"We assume no risk if you die\".\"Place your hand on the lie detector in the hand slot, make sure you're makingcontact with the sensors, strap your hand in placepress the reset button, keeping your hands stationary\"Oh my goodness...\"Your questioner can now ask their own questionsmaking sure to push the analyzer button after each question\"*Groans**In despair* Man....Look at these metallic-*Groans* ooooooh*Groans even more**Groaning.......*Oh No....And on the hand too, the hand is kinda sensitive isn't it?Oh godIs it too late to back out of this? Ya know?This is terribleIt has suction cups so you can't get away*Taps* Triple AAA's*Inserts Triple AAA batteries*oooooo *chuckles*That baby booted upIt's a cheap little thing, it can't be that sophisticatedI'm sure it's pulse related, which means everybody's getting shocked for surelike, can you beat this machine?Will i be the first ever?I don't really--Ohh Man!*Unwraps straps**Contemplation**Yells* WOO!WOOO!What is it about shocks ya know it just makes youYou just...It's that weird kind of--It's not even so much the pain it's the anticipationAlso what level should i put it at for pain?or for shock?I'll start low*Calming yet frightful soothing*WOOOO!*Straps on Velcro strap*Okay\"Make sure you're making contact with all the sensorsstrap your hand in place and press the reset buttonkeeping your hand stationary press the analyzer buttonthe unit will take a reading of your vital statistics for comparison with when you're questioned\"*Anxiety building up* Oh my god the anticipation here.Alright so, 'Reset Analyzer'*Presses the button**Vibration**Sound effect*...\"Your questioner can now ask their own questionsMaking sure to push the analyzer buttonafter each questionthe more LEDs that light the more you're moving away from a truthful answer\"...Woah o.OOkay go ahead...Question: \"Is your name Lewis Hilsenteger?\"Response: Yes, My name is Lewis Hilsenteger.*Presses button**Sound effect**Buzzer sound*What the?--I'm not lying about my own nameDid i just get shocked? Was it very subtle because i have it so low?I think i just got shocked but very subtlety because of my low setting.I'm boosting up, i'm boosting it upGoing level 2, I'm going to hit it again.*Sound effects*My name is Lewis Hilsenteger*Buzzer Sound**Pain commences*Woo! Yes!*In pain* AHH!*Inaudible sound*...Does it just shock you everytime?!No matter what you say?Question: Is December the current month we are in?*Presses button*Response: Yes the month that we're in is December*Machine picking up on the response**Buzzer sound**In Pain* AHHH!*Buzzer sound continues*What is this?!This has nothing to do with lying it's just shocking me everytime!*Makes motions with his hand due to feeling*Eww.I better do three, I'm gonna do three next.Question: Do you play Hockey?*Presses button*Response: No i do not play Hockey, JackThankYou for asking, never have- *Buzzer sound**In Pain* GAHHH!...*Sounds stop**Inaudible groans*This shocks you everytime!Alright. Do i go all the way to four?I'm gonna go to a four.Question: Is Jack real?*Presses button*Of course Jack is realI mean what would i be talking about if Jack wasn't real?I mean...Jack's gotta be real doesn't he?Who else am i talking to?It's gotta be JackWhy are they making me wait?!*In an immense amount of pain* AHHHH!!*Inaudible**Groans*Tom, Your up bud.Okay Tom get in there bud.*Tom already feeling regret**Lewis chuckles*Lewis: Now i can really get this strap onTom: Man come on*Lewis giggles evilly*Tom: *Chuckles* Man F*ck this thing.*Lewis Laughs hysterically*Look at what Tom is doing for you guys out there Alright?He's doing this so you don't have to.Question: What's your Favorite Movie?*Presses Button*Tom: Uhh, My favorite movie is Dumb and DumberLewis: Is that a Truth or a Lie?*Tom get's shocked* AHH GOD!*Lewis laughs at Tom's reactionTom: Jesus!Question: Are you still a virgin?*Presses button*Tom: No! I'm not a virgin.Lewis: *Sarcastically* Suuure your not.Lewis: Don't you move that hand-Tom: *Moves hand in pain*Tom: AH! GodTom: *Chuckles* Man!Lewis: I'm keeping my damn hand there.Lewis: If i keep it on you gotta keep it on.Tom: AlrightLewis: Deal?*Presses button**Lewis holds on to the machine in agony**Immense amount of pain**Grunts loudly due to pain**Lewis in a world of hurt*: I'm not moving!Lewis: *Holding it in* GRRRRRRRRRR*Grunts extremely**Tom laughing at Lewis's reaction*.*Lewis proving that he is strong*Lewis: YEAAAAAAHHH!Tom: HahaLewis: Get on there Tom.Lewis: Oh man my head feels electric--woah...Tom: F*ck that i don't want to do thisLewis: *Giggles* Go man!*Presses button*Lewis: Don't move that hand!*Lewis Chuckles**Buzzer sound**Tom in pain*Lewis: YEEEAAHH!Lewis: There it isAlright listen..There you have it'The shocking liar reloaded'It'll shock you everytimeDoesn't your head feel a little bit rattled?Tom: Yeah i do feel a little bit of everythingLewis: I don't know--*gets cut off*Lewis: You do feel a little bit of everything *giggles*Tom: Yeah*Tom flaps his hands still having the feeling in his body**Lewis Laughs*It'll shock you everytimeIs it a good time?Definitely, i mean you saw it, this thing iscertainly a bunch of laughs, SoIt did thatbut the whole lying, truth thing.Maybe my pulse was elevated becauseof the fact that it was gonna shock me in the first placeSo, None the lessA fun little thingGet this for somebody you hateThis is a perfect Christmas Gift right here.ya know?Question: Is this a sponsored video?*Presses button**Sound effect*...I guess we will never know...\n"