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**A Sex Mobile?**

Alright, this is a sex mobile. Ohhh. Oh. Oh, here she is.

**The Dependable Woman**

Hey-yo. Okay, this, this is cool. Nope. This is the dependable women. What about if like, like if I'm like wearing such a cute outfit and then I have to get out of this? Oh, no. No.

**A Girl's Car?**

Poor guy. What trip are we taking first? They don't quit, okay? If a girl drove this car I knew that she would be in it for the long haul. No matter what I did, she'd find a way to repair herself, and me. And still make it to Tahoe.

**A Boy's Crush**

Everyone I've ever had a crush on, had this car. A lot of times in teal. Maybe they live in it. -Mhmm. I would live in this thing. I'd love to date a mom, that would be ideal.

**Starting a Family**

We're going to start a family in here, and we're going to keep it safe in here. Ohh, we have gotten out of the friend zone. Yeah. I mean, you can only fit one chick in there.

**A Bond Girl? Nope!**

I don't know what this is. Bond girl. Nope. No. This looks like E.T. The kind of person that would never-ever talk to me.

**The Batmobile**

It's a distinctly bat mobile vibe-aesthetic. I hate this guy. I'm more attracted to this car, than I would be to anyone driving it. You could fit two chicks in there if they were both driving to your place though.

**Batman: A Dick?**

Yeah, yeah that is true. I think Batman's a really - kind of a dick- he's kind of a dick.

**Grocery Shopping?**

Am I really going to drive this car to the Ralph's parking lot, like am I going to the grocery store with this car?

**A Man Thong? Um...**

Car is closest to a man thong. Um, but like a European man who's got like the body to wear it, you know?

**My Kind of Car!**

Now this is my kind of car right here. That's my lady.

**Love at First Sight?**

You've got your priorities straight. I love Prius's, but this is like a new version and it looks evil. It's a Toyota, good for you. Boring probably. Really boring.

**Special Attention Required!**

She's gotta do some really special catch my attention, if she's driving this, okay? I got a chance with this girl for sure.

**Long-Term Relationship Material?**

Tons of miles on that thing. You know, takes a licking, keeps on ticking, right? Just give me a little Bacardi in that cupholder or something, you know?

**Marriage Material? Absolutely!**

Oh, that's a long term relash right there. This car is marriage material. That is marriage material.

**I Love This Car!**

Oh man. I love, I love this car. It's kind of like...

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