FUNNIEST GAME IN YEARS _ Zooicide

The Game That Took Me Down: A Markiplier Experience

As I watched the video of Markiplier playing the game, I couldn't help but feel a mix of confusion and amusement. The game seemed to be a mixture of different elements, including Goat Simulator, and it was clear that Mark had no idea what he was getting himself into. He started off with high hopes, thinking that the game might be a fun and lighthearted experience, but quickly realized that something was amiss.

"Oh, it's a multiplayer game... is it?" Mark exclaimed, his voice laced with confusion and amusement. "I didn't even know I was in this game." It became clear that Mark was struggling to understand the gameplay mechanics, and he was not alone. The other players seemed to be having similar issues, as they stumbled through the game with a mix of confusion and frustration.

As the game progressed, things only got more chaotic. Mark found himself face-to-face with a gorilla, which sent him into a panic. "What is happening? What is that?" he exclaimed, his voice rising in alarm. The gorilla seemed to be out of nowhere, and Mark was unsure of how to react.

Despite the chaos, Mark couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. He found himself enjoying the game, despite its many flaws. "I love it," he said, chuckling. "This is the craziest game I've ever seen in my entire life." It was clear that Mark was having a blast, even if the gameplay wasn't entirely coherent.

As Mark continued to play, things only got more bizarre. He found himself fighting a kangaroo, and then a giraffe. Each encounter was more hilarious than the last, and Mark couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. "What is happening? What do I do?" he exclaimed, his voice full of confusion.

Despite the chaos, Mark seemed to be enjoying himself. He found himself laughing and joking with the other players, despite their many mistakes. It was clear that the game had brought them all together in a shared experience of absurdity and humor.

As the game drew to a close, Mark found himself facing off against an ostrich. "This poor ostrich," he said, chuckling. "Here we go, the final showdown." The encounter was more hilarious than tense, as Mark struggled to figure out how to defeat the bird.

In the end, it seemed that the game had no clear objective or purpose. Mark laughed and joked with the other players, despite their many mistakes. It was clear that the game had become a shared experience of absurdity and humor, one that would be remembered for a long time to come.

The Aftermath: Reflections on the Game

As I watched the video, I couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia for the old days of gaming. The game seemed to be a product of its time, with all the quirks and flaws that came with it. Mark's reaction to the game was quintessential for this era, as he struggled to understand the gameplay mechanics and laughed at the absurdity of it all.

Despite the game's many flaws, Mark seemed to enjoy himself. He found himself laughing and joking with the other players, despite their many mistakes. It was clear that the game had brought them all together in a shared experience of absurdity and humor.

The game also served as a reminder of the importance of community in gaming. Despite the chaos and confusion, Mark and his fellow players were able to come together and have a good time. The game seemed to be a social experiment, one that showed how people could bond over their shared experiences of confusion and absurdity.

In the end, the game was more than just a collection of flaws and quirks. It was a shared experience, one that brought Mark and his fellow players together in a way that transcended the gameplay itself. The game may not have been perfect, but it was certainly memorable, and its impact will be felt for years to come.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHello, everybody. My name is markiplier and welcome to Zooicidenow. I saw this game on steamIt was on sale and then Ethan recommended it to me, so uhhI have no idea what it's about, but it looks like a mixture ofgoat simulator andI'm just gonna go into a game, and I'm gonna hopeful- oh shit...well that was fast. Alright hu-humans win *chuckle*Oh, it's a multiplayer game... is it?OH, it's a multiplayer game!I didn't even kno- oh..All right, thenokAm I even in this game? I didn't see markimo- o0ohWhAT the fucking hell?!? hi*questions life**proceeds on laughing*are you stuck??are you stuck bro?Oh my God, are you kidding me? The fuck is happening to you? All right. Well, you're screwedSo do you stay there buddy. Are you ok- aAAahDon't closesline me with that horriblenessohh my god *laughs*Oh shit are those nunchucks can i have those?So are we supposed to kee- oh.. Oh my god.*manly moans**questions sanity**chuckles* what is happening?Are we supposed to keep them from escaping? is this a Harambe simulator- What is that?What is that?I- I've got 1- oh..oOHI've got mOON SHOES. I've got MOON SHOES*laughs**laughs even more*What is that? Oh? It's an axe. Fuck yea I'll take the axe.Oh my god a chainsaw ok I'll take the chainsaw, *evil laughs**maniac laugh*Is that on, or is there a my brandishing it like an asshole. Oh my God. Hi-ok. alright you want some of THIS, huh?yeah, your eyes on the prize and not on me aAHgit hACK'dwhoOOAAwhAt the fUUCKwHAT THE FUUCK???i fUKIN desTROYED himI annIHILATED HIMwHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??What is ha-- I have no idea what's happening.And I LOVE it. I love it so muchOh my God. Sorry. I'm freaking out here. This is the craziest game I've ever seen in my entire lifeOh my God, so I just got to keep an eye out for animals right? *chuckles* and then MURder them if they're out??Is that how this works?I don't know if there's like a point system. If there's a respawn or if there's like an objective, but the gorilla ..is DEAdWell there ain't no giraffe in the enclosure, so me am assuming that something is suspicious around hereso Markimonkey on the case. Markimonkey on the jobThere's a trail of destruction here. Oh my go- *chuckles*what is that? is that a kangaroo??oh god this is so funnyWhat is happening in here? *chuckles*Oh my god, okay. Bye.fUCK am I supposed to hunt them down. So they must be hid- oh shietThey must be hiding i just here just cracked the top of my skull.Oh, I hear you. Oh, I hear hear more steps than meOh sorry it's just the carcasses of the dead girl. Oh my God they're all decapitated*cries internally*So how do I find him? I mean you wouldn't think it would be hard to find a giraffeOh my god you ok buddy? OhThere he is. I'm coming for you brehvya want some of thIS? aaAAHyeeEEEAAAA- whoOOAOh my gOD this seems so weirdThis seems wrONG. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my God. Oh*Markimonkey releases manly moans**Mark screams*ooOOhDid you fucking chop- oh my God he's gonna likeoOOW WHY ME??!? I'm on your team. I thinkwhat it what is happening with my body right now. I am just one legI can't even can I do anythingEhh Fffukin *screams*Fuckin *screams again* I can't do anything can't I? I can't do nothin aah oh my god*manly weeping*Oh my god. I'm dead.. I thinkOh my god. If that asshole had enough like-oh my god switch to dead human, switch to dead human dead humanCaptive Ostrich, ohHe's fine. I should have gone after him. Oh my god. Geez what the fuck was thatOh, I don't get any of this, but I love it. Oh my god, okayWell the Kangaroo's DeadGiraffe is still tus- no giraffe's dead now okay, and then it's just that one guy with an axe.Oh Mega Mike. Okay Mega Mike can you finish off the ostrich and get this over withI think that's my dead bodythere's my moon shoe. Oh Player has quit?Does that mean we can win now?I'll just stare at my dead corpse and hope that's something- oh he took my moon shoe??That piece of GarboFuck that guy. Hey yeah you*laughs* Just look at the fuckin giraffe-He's just dead and staring up my asshole*preceeds laughing again*Hey can you check my prostate while you're looking there? Sorry? I'm just quivering in anticipation. Oh my godWhat are you doingOh fuck yeah, kick- oh my god. Oh fuckWhat is happening??This poor ostrich. Here we go, the final showdownOkayHe quit.*Laughs* alright let's do this*laughs again*I'm an animal this time. I'll be the giraffe.Oh, I can see them. Well, then why can't they see me?What do I- oh fu- oh *laughs*Oh man. Oh, hey, okay, alright, then thank you? and- oh fuck. What did I do?. What did I doo??I don't know what I didAh- whoa whoaWho- who's stip-steppin out there? Is someone coming after me?Oh this is the bestWell fuck what is the point of this? *laughs*What is the point of this? I don't know. Oh my God that's so funny. Alright, can't go that wayBazookas? There's freaking Bazookas down here? Why can't I get a bazooka? Oh?Can I get a bazooka? I just- fuckin stop that. *Tries* nope that's like a*weird noises* Can I ple- *more weird noises*Nope. Right god stop thatStop humping the ground. It's really disturbing. All right. Oh, I'm gonna just try to go up.Oh my gorill- Oh, hey what the fuuckOOOookay,Alright. oh, I'm not gonna whoa. I got problems up here. You know what let's go for it*weird noises*That guy disintegrated. You want some of this-*Mark's \"manly\" battle cry*Ooo hey can I have that golden key? whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.hEEY!We wIIN!!We woOON!I killed my fellow gorillas but I think we won. Oh my god, that is..This is the fucking funniest game I've ever seen in my life. I wanna do one more round. Just one more. just one more roundJust one more round. 2v3 animals. I got it. I got- me and Matty we got this avenue*weird noises*Oh, I saw someone jumping- that was an explosion. Alright, got me this. Roller skates?Yeah, bruh. Will I go super fast?Oh fuck I go so fastThey'll nEver cATCH meOh, dual wielding chainsaws- oh please on roller skates? fuck yeah bruh, fuck yeah bruhGet ready for some of this*0.0* wWWHATT THE HELL????I am dEATH! I am DEATH- *laughs*I'm spinning death *laughs again*Hope you guys are okay with hearing nothing but chainsaw for the next 10 hours.Maybe chainsaws aren't the best ideaOh, where are they? let me go down there see if I can find someone. Am I out of gas? think I'm out of gas.*Mark's warcry*You know what I don't think I'm prepared for- what yes I am now. Come here you*Mark makes chainsaw noisesWhy is this not working? This should be working right? Oh, shit. It doesn't work. I think this is only meant big oneslet me go for uhh- this. whatever this is.Can I shoot you? HooOOOOkay, I mean i didn't expect that to actually work.Hello? anybody home.? My name is Markiplier. Git ready to get blAAM'dgit bLAM'd where's the fucking detonator whoa, I don't know where the detonator is. that's a girl' head this is the chainsaw. I can't use that really*screams*oh god it's so scary. Oh that's so scary- is that it? No It's a spent one. Ah it's my grenade here we goI'm gonna getcha. Not that, not that, THAT gimme, gimme, gimme, give me fuckin that! There we go.uwansum?? Ya fuckin. Do I- I have it right? Oh. bOOOMsHHIit dude. Okay. I got a gunI got a gun now. It's just me and a gun against the world. Alright. Who do we got left?Who's left in captivity? No one? Fkin- oh, hi?Oh uWaNSUm?? tha- that's what this is for buddy. Come at meHeadshot come at me bruh. You want some of this? Yeah, fuck you up any day, brUH. Oh, is that right in your noggin?Line fire in thisNoscope ya. Chain saw might be just appropriate for someone of that height. Now it's a fair fight come here you *warcry*Come her- where'd you go? Where the fu-Don't run for me. U runnin from me boi?? You runnin from me your giraffe bITCH. AAah- this is not on anymore. My chainsaw was off*Mark's interpretation of chainsaw noises*Come on. It no wUURk. Fhuk oh come on amig- yEES- oOOHI fUCKd you UP!!woOOO!!Okay, the hell. Oh my god. I can't take any more of that. That was so fucking amazing. I love thatAnd there's more modes! They all had animal warfare. That's so cool. This game was so cheap too *laughs*That's all the time I got for this game. Let me know what you think down in the comments belowI'll put a link to the game in the description as well. This was soo funnyOh man. Look out for Markimonkey if you play this for yourself or anyone with a Markiplier-style nameSo thank you again everybody so much for watching let me know what you thought down in the comments belowAnd as always I will see you in the next video. Buh byeeSub 2 Keem\n"